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00:00Montana boys coming in. Might be joining their group.
00:03Three hottest guys in the world. Could use another hot guy.
00:06Not that I'm attracted to them, but...
00:09Oh!
00:11Looks like I, too, came booted up.
00:13Do you think they're intimidated?
00:15Yeah, well, I'm Caleb. We're the Montana boys.
00:17And we're here to see what Tommy's made of.
00:19A TikTok and whatever STD they have, I would gladly take.
00:23I think that he is just looking for his opportunity to
00:26either insert himself in the group permanently or date one of them.
00:29Seems more the latter, if we're being honest.
00:32I think he has a better chance to get laid by one of them,
00:35if that's what he's looking for.
00:37People are saying I want to hook up with him.
00:39That's crazy. If people are saying I want to hook up with him,
00:41that's legit crazy.
00:49What do we got going on today, Tommy?
00:51Montana boys coming in.
00:53Might be joining them. Might be joining their group.
00:56Three hottest guys in the world.
00:58Could use another hot guy.
01:00Not that I'm attracted to them, but...
01:02Yeah.
01:04I'm going to look like a cowboy.
01:06Got some jorts.
01:08Cool belt.
01:10Cool little bow tie, bow tie, whatever it's called.
01:12What's this called?
01:14Bowler.
01:16Yeah.
01:18I'm going to look very sexy.
01:20Dude, so I don't really know a lot about them,
01:22other than they just do the same TikTok song over and over.
01:25They have a lot of brain.
01:27No, I credit them. That's amazing.
01:29I think you're going to somehow become a Montana boy.
01:33I mean, I don't want to have to leave Barstool.
01:35I'll make that clear.
01:37Can you do the dance they do?
01:39It's not really a dance.
01:41That's what I'm saying.
01:43It's like a slight movement.
01:45They put up that.
01:47I'm asking you to do a walk.
01:49I can walk.
01:51Yeah, I can walk.
01:53You're by six.
01:55Yeah, I mean, I've got to be country.
01:57Country boy smoke six.
01:59I've got some raw meat in the fridge.
02:01So what exactly is the premise here?
02:03You're just auditioning?
02:05I'm not trying to hook up with any of them, right?
02:07You're just trying to audition to be a Montana boy.
02:09They're all jacked 22, 23, 24-year-olds.
02:13One of them's dating Kristen Cavalieri,
02:15and they're all, again, super hot.
02:17Girlfriend out of it.
02:19I'm not sure how this audition will go.
02:21I mean, you do have cowboy killers.
02:23You do have pink hat.
02:25Yeah, pink hat.
02:27Oh, pink true sign of a man.
02:29George.
02:31Actually, inclusivity.
02:33If you could be the DEI Montana boy.
02:35If I could be the gay Montana boy.
02:37But the thing is, I fucking love pussy.
02:43What's up, Joe?
02:45I'm hot-stepping.
02:47Do you think Tommy has any chance
02:49at stealing the show?
02:51I don't think they can handle that.
02:53I think Tommy will steal the show every time.
02:55They're so narcissistic.
02:57I think they want it to be all about them.
02:59And Tommy's going to always steal the show,
03:01and they'll never have a chance at any chicks again.
03:03With the riz he has, they can have the muscles,
03:05but Tommy's got riz, and you can't buy that.
03:11Tommy, what's going on?
03:13You got a spray tan.
03:15No, I don't.
03:17Yeah.
03:19I could be meeting three new best friends tonight.
03:21What time are you meeting them?
03:23They're doing BFFs at three,
03:25and then they're all mine after that.
03:27All mine.
03:31They do the dances, right?
03:33No, they don't dance. They walk down.
03:35I don't know much about them.
03:37I've got to learn more about them.
03:39Are they from Montana?
03:41What part?
03:43You know Montana.
03:45Man, I know Montana.
03:51They just go crazy.
03:53They go fucking epically crazy.
03:55Do you think they have preferences of line-up?
03:59Are you just going to be like,
04:01this is my line, I always do this line?
04:03The big reveal.
04:05And that's when they all go.
04:09Getting some food ready for the Montana boys.
04:11We're all meat.
04:13Country boys love raw meat.
04:17Season it up.
04:21Four of us, so four steaks.
04:25This is disgusting.
04:29My hands are so sticky.
04:31Boys will not like sticky hands.
04:33Can I bite into this?
04:35Can you eat raw meat?
04:37I probably won't.
04:39Alright.
04:43Any more well done than that,
04:45you're a fucking pansy.
04:47Me and the Montana boys are not pansies.
04:49I should wash my hands.
04:51Do you think Tom is trying
04:53to pick up on the Montana boys today?
04:55Yeah, I think so.
04:57I think he's had this plan in place for a while.
04:59I think that he is just looking for his opportunity
05:01to either insert himself in the group permanently
05:03or date one of them.
05:05It seems more the latter.
05:07If we're being honest.
05:09I think he has a better chance to get laid by one of them
05:11than he's hoping for.
05:13He claims he's not.
05:15He wants to be very clear.
05:17Are we talking about Tommy?
05:19I'm pretty sure, yeah.
05:21People are saying I want to hook up with them.
05:23That's crazy.
05:25People are saying I want to hook up with them.
05:27That's such a crazy thing.
05:29So much nervous energy.
05:33Looks like I, too, can boot it up.
05:35Do you have a full outfit?
05:37Do you want a fringe vest?
05:39Not my first rodeo.
05:41Actually, it would be my first rodeo.
05:43I've never been to a rodeo.
05:45Just give me one Montana boy TikTok.
05:47That's all I want.
05:49A TikTok and whatever STD they have,
05:51I will gladly take.
05:53I didn't know who the Montana boys were
05:55until one of them started dating
05:57Kristin Cavallari
05:59because she's like one-one for me.
06:01Does he have a shot?
06:03Maybe to be the fourth Montana boy?
06:05That'd be a great crew to hang out with.
06:07If you're the fourth,
06:09trickle-down economics.
06:19Practice your walk.
06:21You're walking like an idiot.
06:23I mean, Tommy has a shot.
06:25Look at his dick right now.
06:27I just touched it.
06:29It's fucking rock hard.
06:31But that's his best shot.
06:33He has to lead with the bulge
06:35and that's his best.
06:37Engage your core when you walk.
06:39Is he wearing makeup?
06:41Do you have bronzer on?
06:43I played in the dirt in the sun.
06:47Always readjust.
06:49Keep on readjusting.
06:51Your dick is hurting so big.
06:53My back, too.
06:55Then you blow smoke right in my face.
07:01Where's Tommy at?
07:03You figured it out quick.
07:05I like it.
07:07How are we?
07:09Tommy.
07:11Tommy, nice to meet you.
07:13Tommy, how are you guys?
07:15Look, we're going to have some fun today.
07:19You got some shots?
07:21We're going to take some whiskey shots.
07:23Some cigarettes?
07:25Yeah, yeah.
07:27So, hey.
07:29Now we're sitting in the car.
07:31How are you guys?
07:37I've got my own version of a hottie coming in.
07:39He's a small town boy.
07:41Tyler Cameron's on his way in.
07:43Do you think they're intimidated?
07:45I don't know.
07:47Who's the bigger sex symbol?
07:49I'm Caleb. We're the Montana Boys.
07:51We're here to see what Tommy's made of.
07:53Do you think he has any chance of winning?
07:55You know, honestly, it's going to be tough.
07:57It's going to be close.
07:59He's got a couple other contenders as well.
08:01But I think, you know,
08:03if he shows true grit today,
08:05I think that he can do it for sure.
08:07Joey's a big fan as well.
08:09What's up?
08:11What's your name again?
08:13Caleb.
08:15I like your beard, dude.
08:17How was CMT? Did you have fun?
08:19It was a lot of fun, yeah.
08:21I have Tyler Cameron coming in today.
08:23Who's coming here today?
08:25Another hottie. He'll be here at the same time as you guys.
08:27Let's see what we're made of.
08:29I know, he was made out of...
08:31He's taking his clothes off all over. It's a new show he's promoting.
08:33Maybe we can have a push-up contest. I don't know.
08:35We could join him.
08:37We all take our shirts off. Who knows?
08:39How are you guys?
08:41Nice to meet you.
08:43Nice to meet you.
08:45Oh yeah.
08:47The opening kind of got better.
08:51They were laughing and shit.
08:53I got a shot to join them.
08:55That's all I'm interested in.
08:57We hit it off.
08:59In a content way.
09:03Have they talked about me yet?
09:05Did they talk about me?
09:07They talked about The Yak.
09:09The Yak?
09:11Did they mention Tommy?
09:13You have people who are definitely slicker.
09:17I kind of like it.
09:19It's like an authentic...
09:21Just kind of like Bronx.
09:23Do you know who this is?
09:25We do know who this is.
09:27They're rapping.
09:31Can everybody be quiet over here?
09:37Did you see Tommy?
09:39I did see Tommy.
09:41I said he looks like Ryan Gosling as Ken
09:43without any of the sex appeal.
09:45He looks gay.
09:47You guys don't know the lyrics to this song?
09:49Not well.
09:51It's just work.
09:53I don't know.
09:55We change parts sometimes.
09:57You should never learn...
09:59Wait, when do I stop?
10:01How long do we go?
10:03Just whenever you want.
10:07You should say the lyrics wrong.
10:09Do you want a countdown?
10:11Just fuck it up.
10:21Oh my god.
10:23It's like chopped wood.
10:25It's the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen.
10:27It's like the temperature.
10:29I had my chef
10:31prepare you guys a little meal.
10:33That's how we like it.
10:35I mean, we love raw meat here, right?
10:37So I just got you, boy.
10:39Oh my god.
10:45Raw.
10:47Seasoned.
10:49The butter makes it...
10:51So I'll just leave these here.
10:53A little welcome gift.
10:55Just make sure you say the lyrics wrong.
10:57I think you're gonna get the L on this one.
10:59Oh, I get the L?
11:01Rare for me.
11:05Alright, whenever you're ready.
11:093, 2, 1.
11:11What did I say?
11:21Let's run that one back.
11:23Let's see that one.
11:25Maybe a quick pick.
11:27You earned it, brother.
11:29You earned it for sure.
11:31Great. I mean, I'm the newest Montana boy.
11:33I'll come clean this up later.
11:35Yeah, you need a studio.
11:37No, I got it, brother.
11:39Make sure they don't forget their bags, though.
11:43And you guys can take a starter log if you want.
11:45Yeah, feel free.
11:47I think you guys really need to stay healthy.
11:49Yeah, we're not gonna die from eating that, right?
11:51It's meat.
11:53It's like sushi.
11:55It's just raw healthy meat.
11:57It's a little steak tartare.
11:59Carpaccio people serve like a steak tartare.
12:01Yeah, it's true.
12:03Bro, these are literally fucking tootsie rolls.
12:09They're like a tootsie roll, kind of.
12:11Did you bite it?
12:13Yeah.
12:15It's not bad.
12:17It tastes just like a Nature Valley bar.
12:19I don't think you're supposed to eat that.
12:21Posting that one tonight, you think?
12:23You want that?
12:25Do what I want.
12:27You can tag me or whatever.
12:29We should probably follow each other, anyway.
12:31Some shots.
12:33Some shots.
12:35Cameron's here?
12:37Alright.
12:39What's up?
12:41What's going on?
12:43All hot boys together at once.
12:45Nice to meet you.
12:47Tyler, good to meet you.
12:49How we doing?
12:51Doing well.
12:53It's been fun watching you guys do your thing.
13:03This is Joe.
13:05What's up?
13:07Don't worry about it.
13:09Cool.
13:11Just a bunch of hot guys hanging out.
13:13It's just a regular day at the office for us.
13:15Hell of a squad over here.
13:17Which one works at Barstow?
13:29Christ.
13:31Alright.
13:34I thought they really took over Tommy's body there.
13:43We got Mazvedal.
13:45We got the original BMF in the house right now.
13:47Big boxing match with Nate Diaz coming up in the summer.
13:49Big time.
13:51I haven't got an interview in person yet.
13:53Very excited.
13:55We got Jorge Mazvedal.
13:57He's about to fight Nate Diaz for the second time, first time in the boxing ring.
13:59So we're going to talk to him about that.
14:01What's going on?
14:03Good to see you, man.
14:05How you feeling?
14:07Fucking great, brother.
14:09Love this place.
14:11Been here before or nothing, but good luck.
14:13Love the content y'all put out, so it's going to be a good one.
14:15How was the barbecue with Dave?
14:17Fucking barbecue was good, man.
14:19Dave's a cool ass dude.
14:21I haven't seen Dave in years.
14:23He's not here.
14:25He's in Miami.
14:27You gotta get a whole pie of John's.
14:29What do you recommend in Miami?
14:31I don't know this neighborhood.
14:33John's is not crazy far away.
14:35John's is like...
14:37What do you think?
14:39What are your best feeds around this area right here?
14:41Probably John's.
14:43Big call for you, baby.
14:45Okay, let's go.
14:47Let's make a call and get a couple pies.
14:49You got the hook, I mean you.
14:51If you want that, I'll make it happen.
14:53Hell yeah, I want that.
14:55I want a couple pies, man.
14:57I haven't had nothing.
14:59Everybody knows the rules.
15:01Except me, that I can never just take one bite.
15:09I'm the guy that does the boxing.
15:11I cover the boxing around here.
15:13These guys obviously are the serious UFC dudes.
15:15I'm just going to shoot some baby social with you.
15:17If that's okay?
15:19You got something about Chinatown?
15:21You need to hook up with Chinatown?
15:23I'm a fake belt. I'm a fake person.
15:25Oh, okay.
15:27I got an opiate, yeah.
15:29They don't accept your question like Gibson.
15:31I can get you Ride of the Dragon.
15:33In a heartbeat.
15:35I had a buddy, Sammy Lee.
15:37When I went, I did a TV.
15:39And it's one of those ones where you show up.
15:41They open up the fucking room.
15:43And they give you the TV, no bonds.
15:45With the remote control taped to the side.
15:47That's what you need.
15:49And it's also a buffet.
15:51What's that?
15:53You got a very punchable face.
15:55A lot of people say I'm stinky.
15:57No, no, no.
15:59I can't do it because I never knock a punch.
16:01A lot of people want to punch me.
16:03But I guess that's like your job.
16:05I move on like 55, 60.
16:07I would say like 10 or 15.
16:0955, 60?
16:1155, 60, fuck it.
16:13You look like you can take a hit though.
16:15I have been working out.
16:17Selfishly, I was about 10, 70, 75.
16:19I did do chest yesterday.
16:21Jawline, you can take a hit.
16:23Don't be scared.
16:25I was going to say I have a big head.
16:27Jawline, you got a good jawline.
16:29Swear up.
16:35Do you drink alcohol?
16:37Do I drink like ever? I dabble.
16:39Do you?
16:43Oh no, I saw it happen to him.
16:45He pissed blood for two weeks.
16:49Absolutely.
16:51I don't know how Nate,
16:53I was over there helping.
16:55I don't know how Nate got into this.
16:57I walked by him around town.
17:01I don't know.
17:03I was going to punch Nate in the face.
17:05He's like, punch me in the face.
17:07That's easy. God does this every day.
17:11You guys placing bets?
17:13I think I'm minus 230.
17:15Minus 230?
17:17I don't think so.
17:19To not die.
17:21To not die.
17:23Defibrillator in case Nate goes down.
17:25We'll take care of Nate.
17:27Safety precautions?
17:29In case you don't survive this.
17:31We'll revive.
17:35You know what happened last time?
17:37Can you say verbally to the camera?
17:39What am I saying?
17:41I'm already going through some Nasu shit right now.
17:43I'm not going to see you.
17:45Don't tell me.
17:49How are you hitting me?
17:53If you're not scared before he does it,
17:55then he's not doing it.
17:57I'm sure he's going to take care of you and only go like 75-80%.
18:01Jorge vs Nate seems to be that good vs evil.
18:03Everybody loves Jorge Masvidal
18:05and everybody fucking hates Nate.
18:07So let's just look at a face-off
18:09between Jorge and Nate.
18:11I see violence.
18:13I see violence.
18:15I see a big mismatch.
18:17Can you give us an idea
18:19what Nate Diaz has in store
18:21on June 1st?
18:23Yo, look at that.
18:25Go for both sides of the stances.
18:27You didn't see that coming, huh?
18:29Yeah, that was pretty horrific.
18:33They said just to punch him in the face.
18:35So get ready.
18:37Don't do that.
18:39I would say
18:41that if I were you,
18:43I would ask him to punch me somewhere around the soft tissue.
18:45Something like that.
18:47Like in the heart?
18:49I would say the heart.
18:51No matter what happens,
18:53you're not in a terrible country.
18:55It's like hospitals nearby.
18:57Nothing like that crazy is even going to happen.
18:59What if I get you before you get me?
19:01Please, we invite you to.
19:03Try not to move,
19:05but you don't want to move into it
19:07because it's going to the abdomen.
19:09Just go like this.
19:11Put your hands in.
19:13Just chill out.
19:15Take a deep breath.
19:17Just try to relax.
19:19I'm going to go right here.
19:21You look like you're drinking.
19:33What did you say, Dean?
19:35It's got to stop at some point.
19:37It's meant to warm up.
19:39Do you want me to tear something?
19:41Come on, man.
19:43I've got to fight to make it.
19:49Try not to.
19:53I can't hit this dude, man.
19:55Give me 10%.
19:57Absolutely, because somebody is going to get sued or die.
19:59You're very, very brave.
20:01Give me 10%.
20:03I'm going to run down my stomach.
20:07We have fun here.
20:11I think it went really well.
20:13I was just telling Ev the whole time
20:15I thought he was going to shit my pants.
20:17Something went through me when we started the interview,
20:19but I made it through, so everything is all good.
20:21That's the utmost respect.
20:23I had no idea.
20:25I had no idea he was going to shit himself.
20:27Did you have diarrhea the whole time?
20:29No, not at all.
20:31Afterwards, I had to run to the bathroom.
20:35That's dedication to the game.
20:37Alright, so it's Talladega week.
20:39We're all going down to Alabama.
20:41It's supposed to be sunny and beautiful.
20:43Everybody is showing up.
20:45It's going to be myself, Spider, somebody named Brianna,
20:47and somebody named Grace.
20:49Also, Dana Beer is going to be there.
20:51There's going to be a tailgate on the north lot.
20:53You can go and get tickets to that.
20:55There's going to be a Super Speedway Cup race.
20:57Also, to a Walker Hayes concert on Saturday night.
20:59Full weekend of stuff going on
21:01on top of some Super Speedway Cup racing.
21:03You've got to be a part of it.
21:05Tune in on Fox or go and get some tickets.
21:07Meet us there.
21:09Let's have a couple and enjoy the races.
21:11Oh, so big fight this weekend in the Barclays Center.
21:13It's going to be Devin Haney, WBC Super Lightweight Champion
21:15versus Ryan Garcia.
21:17I don't know if you've heard about him,
21:19but he's absolutely melting down on social media.
21:21I was with Ryan last week.
21:23Liam, I'm here with the
21:25WBC Super Lightweight Champion of the world.
21:27He's going to be facing off
21:29against Ryan Garcia on Saturday
21:31in the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.
21:33You may know him.
21:35It's Devin the Dream Haney.
21:37Devin, how are we feeling about Saturday?
21:39Excited.
21:41It's been a long time coming,
21:43and now the time is almost here.
21:45I'm composed, but excited at the same time.
21:47How do you stay composed
21:49when there's all this wild-ass shit going on?
21:51It's what we sign up for.
21:53This is what I was
21:55bred to do.
21:57Whatever comes with it,
21:59whatever the chaos,
22:01I stay calm.
22:03Tunnel vision.
22:05We broke a lot of stuff down
22:07on the Ryan Garcia side of this fight.
22:09We're down at
22:11his open media workout
22:13and all that stuff.
22:15We've gone over some of the crazy shit that's been going on
22:17on social media.
22:19Ryan Garcia is the tutor of all things.
22:21It's time to get to that other side of the ring.
22:23It's time to go to the guy who's bringing
22:25the strap to the Barclays
22:27on Saturday night.
22:29It's WBC super lightweight champ.
22:31It's Devin Haney.
22:33We're going to see.
22:35I will show that he's not an elite fighter.
22:37He does not belong
22:39at the top level.
22:41More importantly, what's next for Devin Haney?
22:43You have to look ahead of him.
22:45I cannot look ahead.
22:47This is Ryan Garcia right now.
22:49I'm victorious.
22:51I want to fight the best fighters in the world.
22:53140 is a great weight class.
22:55Stacked division.
22:57Stacked.
22:59Ryan Garcia.
23:01Make sure you tune in this Saturday
23:03in Barclays. If you can't get to Brooklyn,
23:05make sure you watch it on the zone.
23:07This is Devin Haney. He's the champ. Best of luck.
23:09We'll be back. Barstool Boxing.
23:11That's it. Rolled up.
23:14I'm going to have this out
23:16in a preview video where I got
23:18Tyson Fury commenting on him.
23:20Because Tyson Fury is crazy himself.
23:22You know what I mean, Tyson.
23:24What did he say about the fight?
23:26Tyson Fury said that this kid's got a chance
23:28if all this craziness isn't
23:30mentally affecting him.
23:32He's saying more like a puncher's chance.
23:34I spoke to Oscar while I was down there,
23:36but that doesn't matter. You know who Oscar is talking about.
23:38I honestly spoke to a Spanish tutor.
23:40Did you see her?
23:43You want to talk about distractions?
23:45Come in here.
23:47I'm not telling you guys what to do.
23:49That's a Spanish tutor.
23:51She's got 15 million followers.
23:53Hold on. That's her.
23:55I said to her,
23:57I said, let me ask you something.
23:59I've been to so many camps and they keep
24:01calling me puto. Is that good? She's like, no, no.
24:03That's not very good. You know what I mean?
24:05So that's her. So you're talking about distractions?
24:07This guy's got them in fucking spades.
24:09Tune in Saturday.
24:13Cool.
24:16Quick picture right here.
24:23Right there. You got it?
24:25Yeah, right there.
24:27Put it up.
24:35All right.
24:37You all good?
24:39Yes, see you.
24:41Absolutely.
24:43Come too.
24:45Thank you very much.
24:47Thank you guys.
24:49Thank you very much for your time.
24:51See you guys.
24:55He's going to put on a fucking clinic.
24:57You know what?
24:59I've interviewed boxers now for the past five years here
25:01that have been here.
25:03Every time they come in, they show up with a big posse like that.
25:05It gets me fucking nervous.
25:07They don't know what's going on.
25:10Like I have to say to them, by the way,
25:12I'm on your side, boys.
25:14You don't have to read the whole deal.
25:16I didn't know that when I started.
25:18He's an absolute gentleman.
25:20I mean, I don't know how the hell he's
25:22getting through all this wild ass shit
25:24that Ryan's been putting on, whatever.
25:26But he's got to be careful, man.
25:28I mean, I tasted the left hook.
25:30Ryan Garcia's an athlete.
25:32Devin Haney is a fucking boxer.
25:34Ryan Garcia's a quick athlete.
25:37It looks really cute.
25:45Just another day in the office.
25:47I'd say that this would disturb me,
25:49but I'm just so used to it at this point.
25:51Now her voice will change
25:53halfway through the injection.
25:57She's been slamming Tina for years.
26:01Oh, you gave them flick.
26:06Oh, he's going ding, ding, ding.
26:12All goes in.
26:14Ready? One, two, and deep breath in.
26:20She's great bedside now.
26:22Nice and good.
26:24Just like I do to the girls on 8th Avenue.
26:26I've got to keep my azebic in the fridge.
26:28If any heifers you see running by here
26:30all of a sudden start slimming down,
26:32we know why. They've been robbing my supply.
26:35Why is there T-bone steaks in the fridge?
26:40It's filet mignon?
26:42What are they doing with them?
26:46Bleecker Street Pizza, that's the wrong one.
26:48It has to be John's of Bleecker.
26:50I remember that guy got fired because
26:52Dave was here when he had his big pizza party
26:54and he ordered Bleecker Street Pizza,
26:56not John's of Bleecker.
26:58We never saw or heard from him again.
27:00And her name was Erica Marchini.
27:04BLEECKER STREET PIZZA
27:06BLEECKER STREET PIZZA
27:08BLEECKER STREET PIZZA
27:10BLEECKER STREET PIZZA