Marhoom Ban Gaya Hero Chanda Anda, Band Kardega Ab Har Ghair Qanuni Dhanda
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00:00 - Tell me something. - What?
00:02 Why do you guys trouble me so much during breaks?
00:04 You trouble me time and again.
00:06 - Who has troubled you? - Who has told you anything?
00:08 Tell me, I'll send someone.
00:09 I'm troubling you, you're troubling me.
00:12 When your powers combine, I am...
00:16 I haven't said no yet.
00:17 Who are you?
00:20 I'm a superhero.
00:21 - Oh, God! Why are you shouting? - No.
00:22 What's your name?
00:25 - I'm Chandan. - Chandan.
00:28 What kind of superhero have you become?
00:30 What are you wearing?
00:31 Becoming a superhero is not just a hobby of rich people.
00:34 Karan has come out.
00:36 He has said that he wants to become a superhero.
00:37 He has got everything he wants.
00:39 If you don't have a superhero uniform,
00:41 you're a yellow or a henna-stained pajama.
00:43 Do you know how many exclusive gloves are there?
00:47 What's in them?
00:47 My mom washes utensils with them.
00:49 Why don't you wash the clothes that your father washes?
00:53 I was busy washing clothes.
00:54 Father was at home today.
00:56 When Superman comes, he hits people with his car.
00:59 What are your superpowers?
01:01 My superpowers are...
01:03 I don't tell anyone.
01:06 When I harm a superhero,
01:09 your father says, "This is a mosque.
01:11 You can't do this. I'm a kid. It's okay."
01:13 - Superhero. - He doesn't know anything.
01:16 Two buses collided at Yadgar today.
01:19 - Who saved them? - Who?
01:20 My God.
01:21 When a superhero gets up and sends curd,
01:26 why is there a star on his heart?
01:28 Because my heart is pure, clean and pure.
01:32 Like a superhero should be.
01:34 I haven't written R yet.
01:37 If he was a superhero, he would've written S.
01:41 He's a star hero.
01:42 This is the problem with you people.
01:44 If I was in a foreign country,
01:46 they would've sent me to the skies.
01:49 You're dragging your people's feet.
01:51 A superhero has been born.
01:52 So, let's back him up.
01:53 When did you realise you're a superhero?
01:56 - Yes. - Me?
01:57 - Yes. - Mr. Dhani, my writer,
01:59 told me I'm in the same segment.
02:00 Why are your socks torn?
02:06 I didn't wear them.
02:07 Then?
02:08 He tore his pyjamas.
02:09 If you're a superhero, do something.
02:13 - Do something? - I'm not a superhero.
02:16 This is the problem.
02:19 You people are from this area.
02:22 You make a big thing a small thing.
02:25 You acknowledge that I'm a superhero.
02:27 Let a superhero be born in your country.
02:29 You're a superhero.
02:30 Tell me something.
02:31 We know a few superheroes.
02:33 I know a lot of superheroes.
02:36 Which superheroes do you know?
02:38 Our biggest superhero is Mr. E.D.
02:41 - Wow. - Wow.
02:42 - Amazing. - Very good.
02:44 Our leader is the biggest.
02:48 - Wow. - Wow.
02:52 And a superhero who used to fly in the sky of the heart.
02:56 - Wow. - Who used to fly in the sky of the mind.
02:59 - Allama Muhammad Iqbal. - Wow.
03:01 - He's a superhero. - Wow.
03:03 - He's a superhero. - Dr. Abdul Qadir Khan.
03:05 - Dr. Abdul Qadir Khan. - Wow.
03:07 - Superhero. - A famous superhero.
03:09 He made Pakistan a superpower.
03:11 He was going to say that. Why are you interfering?
03:14 I saw the explosions.
03:17 Did you see the explosions?
03:19 He was standing so close to Nawaz Sharif
03:22 that he was holding a matchstick.
03:24 - His face was.. - He was standing so close.
03:26 He couldn't move after that.
03:28 You tried to become Spider-Man.
03:31 Yes, sir. I got it cut with a spider.
03:33 - Then? - It's getting finished here.
03:35 Oh, no.
03:36 Why did you get it cut with a spider?
03:38 - It wasn't for Spider-Man. - Yes.
03:40 I didn't find any snake.
03:42 Superhero, show me the lines on your nose.
03:46 No problem. Provide me a soft place. I'll get it removed.
03:48 Like a superhero, he was roaming around
03:50 and asking for a soft place.
03:52 Did you do anything big?
03:55 - Any notable work? - Did you save anyone?
03:58 - Yes, sir. - Who did you save?
04:00 I had a friend.
04:01 He was about to take admission in a university.
04:03 I got rid of him from this dirty system.
04:06 I saved my friend. He was about to get married.
04:09 - Superhero. - Yes, sir.
04:17 You have been there. Tell me, why have you come here?
04:19 - First of all, congratulations. - Congratulations.
04:22 A superhero has been found in your locality.
04:23 - Applause. - Thank you.
04:25 Of course, he was found in the locality.
04:27 Superhero, why are you so excited?
04:32 This is my style. Mom said I look like the moon.
04:35 You are not Superman. Mom said so.
04:40 - I am here for a reason. - Yes.
04:44 I couldn't find a dress.
04:46 - So.. - Why are you so excited?
04:48 - Yes. - I don't know. I was here. I am here now.
04:50 Process. Believe in the process.
04:51 - You are going to be Spider-Man. - Yes, sir.
04:54 Then you will throw nets.
04:55 I don't know about the dance academy of superheroes.
04:58 Superhero, if you fall in a gutter, how will you come out?
05:02 Like this.
05:04 Tell me, I am here for a reason.
05:08 You want to be a superhero.
05:10 Do something good so that you get a good name.
05:13 - Yes. - Do something..
05:15 Make a decision.
05:16 You have to work for education, for treatment of the poor,
05:21 to teach a skill to the poor.
05:24 What do you want to work for?
05:25 - Keep this society clean. - You don't understand.
05:27 - What? - This is not the work.
05:29 Gully Batin.
05:32 He wants to be a superhero.
05:35 - Okay. - Then you are here.
05:37 - Then you are a politician. - Do one thing.
05:39 I want to be famous internationally.
05:41 I want to be better at dress designing.
05:43 I have worn the clothes available at home.
05:46 You must have thought I am here to beg.
05:47 I am not a beggar, but I am helpless.
05:49 This is what a Gully Batin superhero is.
05:52 Are your six pack abs real or are they fake?
05:56 They have made a tailor.
05:57 You are mistaken. I have made them.
06:01 I am like this.
06:03 - We have to see it. - One more.
06:05 I feel like touching with my eyes.
06:08 Like this.
06:10 I feel like I have a hammer in my hand.
06:12 I am missing and I want to reach somewhere else.
06:14 I want to control time like Doctor Who.
06:16 But you can't do all this.
06:18 You can't do it.
06:20 Tell me, are you looking for a superwoman?
06:25 He is running away.
06:29 Mr. Arun is not a superhero.
06:31 He is here with his aunt's oil and henna.
06:34 I think he is Khan Baba.
06:36 - What? - Yes.
06:38 - He looks like Khan Baba. - No, he is real.
06:41 What?
06:42 Your ankle is a little bent.
06:46 - It is there. - Then let's go inside.
06:48 Take this.
06:50 Your strength is slowly decreasing.
06:53 That is fine, but this is longer than me.
06:56 The superhero is slowly becoming a bad man.
07:00 He has got his tail cut.
07:02 Go and take the medicine for allergy.
07:04 I am feeling itchy seeing you. What is this?
07:08 I found a superwoman.
07:10 I am not talking about superheroes.
07:13 I am not going to eat your food. I am done.
07:16 (audience laughing)