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00:00 So, friends, the one who has excuses, he never achieves.
00:05 The one who has mistakes, he always achieves.
00:10 And a mistake, an excuse that we give a lot, and we think it's a very good thing, is perfection.
00:17 People think that we are perfectionists, that's why we are not able to do this work.
00:22 Let it be perfect.
00:24 So, know that all the people in the world who tell you that whatever you have to do, do it perfectly,
00:30 they are your enemies.
00:32 Whatever you want, if you are doing it, and someone comes and tells you that you are doing it wrong,
00:37 then actually he is praising you.
00:39 Just remove the word wrong, then he is telling you that you are doing it.
00:44 The real thing is that keep doing what you like, keep doing what you want.
00:49 There are a thousand excuses, but this excuse should not come that I am Mr. Perfect,
00:55 or I like perfection a lot.
00:57 Whoever likes it, know that there is no one perfect in the world.
01:00 Everyone starts like this, and a time comes when people start feeling that they have become perfect.
01:07 So, keep doing it.
01:08 Leave the excuses behind.
01:10 There is no problem with failures.
01:12 They will handle it, I know.
01:13 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:16 Today we will take you to KBC and watch the episode of KBC.
01:19 Janu, today we will win one crore rupees.
01:26 Are they deaf?
01:28 No, no, they speak in Sirai language, so I don't understand them.
01:33 Ha ha ha ha ha, what is this?
01:37 She is saying that we have to win one crore rupees.
01:43 First, let's shake hands.
01:46 Ladies and gentlemen, I am your Mitha Bachhan.
01:56 I am not a drunkard or a flower seller.
01:59 I have brought a millionaire to serve you.
02:03 I will tell you the way, go home and make it yourself.
02:10 I swear on my mouth, I don't lie.
02:13 I don't lie.
02:14 I am a millionaire.
02:16 I will make you clap.
02:18 Give me two packets.
02:22 No one will get up from their seat.
02:25 How are you, Mr. Bachhan?
02:27 I am fine, thank you.
02:29 Do you have a KBC license?
02:31 Where did he go?
02:33 Mr. Mithu, you have to make my hubby win one crore rupees.
02:40 Look, if you have come prepared, then you will win.
02:45 Oh wow, wow, wow.
02:47 I welcome all my contestants to the show.
02:53 Brother, the ladder is very steep, where are you coming from?
02:56 Mr. Bachhan, I have come with my mother-in-law.
02:59 She is sitting in front.
03:00 I just asked.
03:02 I see you have a show, Hoshiyaariyaan.
03:05 You take the camera for no reason.
03:07 Oh, I..
03:09 What is this you have started?
03:11 Thank you.
03:13 You have a very good personality.
03:15 It seems that in films, someone plays the role of a daughter's father.
03:18 I am a singer.
03:21 Singer?
03:23 I sing songs.
03:24 What region is this language from?
03:26 Siraiki is a very beautiful language.
03:28 It is a sweet language.
03:29 I will see it, take it out.
03:32 Brother, you have made the entire show on my face.
03:35 You have made me an elder.
03:38 Okay, fine. You have also come to play.
03:40 Yes, yes.
03:41 All the people have come to play.
03:42 I want money.
03:43 What is this?
03:45 He is saying that he wants to win.
03:47 I don't understand anything about this.
03:49 You are like this.
03:51 My husband has come to win one crore rupees.
03:55 If you win one crore rupees, then what will you do?
03:58 We will sit on the honeymoon.
04:00 Our Ajay Deekar has not gone on a honeymoon.
04:02 Who are you with?
04:05 You also introduce yourself.
04:06 Sir, I am...
04:07 Do you see that guy?
04:08 He is sitting in the center.
04:09 Sir, the problem is that this guy has broken the signal.
04:11 He has broken the signal.
04:12 I have done two thousand rupees.
04:14 He says that he has no money.
04:15 I had taken you.
04:16 I gave you money.
04:17 I gave you the money for the signal.
04:19 Fair enough.
04:20 I think you have said this.
04:22 What was your name?
04:23 What is he saying?
04:25 He is saying that start the show quickly.
04:28 Okay, he is saying this.
04:29 Yes.
04:30 Show, see, see.
04:31 All three of you will play here.
04:33 Yes.
04:34 First of all, you know that there is a competition.
04:37 Firster finger first.
04:39 So, let's start.
04:40 The time starts now.
04:41 You have to do like this.
04:42 Your time starts now.
04:48 Break.
04:54 Ladies and gentlemen, you have won the seat.
04:57 Oh.
04:58 Brother.
05:00 What is he saying?
05:03 He is saying that he has not done anything.
05:05 Look, she is a lady.
05:06 She looks bad.
05:07 You come, madam.
05:11 Thank you.
05:12 You look very beautiful.
05:13 It seems from your glasses that you have done FAMA and BHA three to four times.
05:18 I have done my PhD three times.
05:22 When you have done it once, then what is the need to do it three times?
05:25 Didn't you have faith?
05:26 Yes.
05:27 In three different subjects.
05:28 It means that you have done it for the subjects.
05:30 Okay, this is a request from Mr. Rooh.
05:32 Yes.
05:33 Do it quickly.
05:34 I have to get the clothes for everyone.
05:35 Mr. Bachchan, if my mother-in-law wins today, then my dream will be fulfilled.
05:40 I am doing this for my daughter-in-law.
05:42 You can order tea, coffee or water.
05:44 Whatever you want.
05:45 Read it.
05:47 Here is the first question worth Rs. 10,000 on your computer screen.
05:53 Here is the question.
05:54 Madam, which bird gets angry with thieves?
06:00 Option A, eagle.
06:01 Option B, rooster.
06:03 Option C, hen.
06:05 Option D, dog.
06:06 This is a very tough question.
06:08 Brother, I asked a question about birds.
06:11 They don't get angry with dogs.
06:13 Have you ever seen a dog fight?
06:16 No.
06:17 The one who fights, he gets his hair pulled out and he is like this.
06:21 Wow, mother-in-law, you asked such an easy question.
06:24 Now I will go to the USA.
06:26 Wow.
06:27 Give the answer quickly.
06:29 Look, the answer to this is option D, dog.
06:32 But I am getting confused.
06:34 You can choose option D, rooster.
06:37 Oh, God.
06:38 Madam, turn the rooster.
06:40 Computer, pack the rooster and give four more rotis.
06:49 Oh, madam, you were so close to the dog.
06:51 Option..
06:55 Oh, yes.
06:59 Mr. Arun, do you understand your mother-in-law's trick?
07:02 Yes, yes.
07:03 You are so educated, yet you are such a mother-in-law.
07:06 Anyway, you leave the hard seat..
07:08 Okay, this is easy for me.
07:09 I have a problem.
07:10 I have lost my shop after a minute.
07:14 You leave the hard seat and come to the soft seat.
07:19 That is the hard seat.
07:21 So, let's call the next contestant.
07:23 I will do it all the time.
07:25 You get up.
07:26 Yes, you cut the snake.
07:29 I swear, I am feeling dizzy.
07:36 He has not earned me so much, my children have not earned me.
07:45 You are my wife.
07:48 Applause.
07:49 You are my wife.
07:50 Applause.
07:51 Okay, let's start.
07:54 One minute.
07:55 You are so slow.
07:58 You have come to play a show or to be my student?
08:01 Who is he for me?
08:03 Who is he to eat the tissue?
08:05 Come on.
08:07 I will leave.
08:09 Now, I have a clear vision.
08:12 Where have you come from?
08:14 I am from Multan.
08:16 Multan is great.
08:18 Where have you come from?
08:19 This is the land of Sufia.
08:22 It is a very beautiful city.
08:23 You have a very good couple.
08:25 Have you married in love or to punish the girl?
08:28 I have proposed to her.
08:31 I don't like to marry a girl who is worth millions.
08:37 What are you doing?
08:40 You are not understanding.
08:43 Call an interpreter.
08:45 We have many.
08:47 Call someone.
08:49 I don't understand a person from Multan.
08:53 Send an operator.
08:56 What do you eat?
08:58 What is the connection with the interpreter?
09:01 I am not giving him.
09:03 Come on.
09:04 Sir, it is an immense pleasure to be here.
09:09 Whenever there is someone who doesn't understand their language
09:13 and is very fluent in English,
09:15 they call me for interpretation.
09:17 Vicky.
09:18 Yes.
09:19 He is from Multan.
09:20 I am from Multan.
09:21 I am from Multan too.
09:23 You are asking him a question.
09:27 He made me angry in the morning.
09:30 Do you know English?
09:32 Yes.
09:33 The first question is on your computer screen.
09:38 The question is,
09:39 if UPS is not working,
09:41 what sound is heard in the fan?
09:43 If UPS is not working,
09:45 what sound is heard in the fan?
09:47 Are you mad?
09:49 I have installed UPS day before yesterday.
09:51 How can I know if UPS is not working?
09:54 It is a question.
09:56 Yes, it is a question.
09:58 Option A.
09:59 The first question is,
10:04 if the fan is not working,
10:06 what sound is heard in the fan?
10:08 The first option is,
10:09 Option B.
10:12 Option B is an ambulance.
10:17 Option C.
10:18 Option C is a chii-chii.
10:23 Option D.
10:24 Option D is a huu-huu.
10:32 Don't you have any other option?
10:35 For example?
10:36 He is blind.
10:41 He can't see.
10:42 You have three options.
10:46 You can call the mechanic.
10:48 You have three options.
10:50 You can call the mechanic.
10:51 Call him.
10:52 Tell me his name and number.
10:54 I will call him.
10:56 Hanif Alakrishan.
10:57 Computer,
10:58 call Hanif UPS.
11:05 Hello.
11:06 Assalamualaikum.
11:07 Waalaikumussalam.
11:09 Is this the cash you are giving?
11:10 Is it okay?
11:11 No, it is not me.
11:12 Who is this?
11:13 I am Amitabh Bachchan.
11:15 Who will become a millionaire?
11:16 There is no guarantee.
11:17 It is okay.
11:18 I am walking in front of you.
11:19 You can go home.
11:20 Look, what is your name?
11:23 Hanif.
11:24 Hanif, listen to me.
11:25 I am asking you,
11:26 who will become a millionaire?
11:27 The capacitor will change.
11:29 Hanif, a guest has come from Multan.
11:33 Oh no.
11:34 Who is he?
11:35 Did he fight with someone?
11:36 He is a fool.
11:38 Tell him.
11:39 You should give a number to a mechanic
11:43 who is sitting idle.
11:44 Order him.
11:46 Order him.
11:47 What should I order?
11:48 My brother has brought a glass of juice.
11:50 My UPS is also not working.
11:52 Who will become a millionaire?
11:55 He has come from Multan.
11:56 He is our guest.
11:57 He is stuck in the option.
11:59 That is why he has called you.
12:00 Listen to his answer.
12:03 I am standing here.
12:04 I am stuck in the option.
12:05 I can't see the cleanliness.
12:06 I am sorry.
12:08 Your time is over.
12:10 Why?
12:11 He has not given him a job.
12:12 Mr. Hanif.
12:15 Yes, sir.
12:16 You take the call first.
12:18 This is a very important call.
12:19 He is stuck.
12:20 He wants to get money for this answer.
12:22 The regulator will change, sir.
12:23 Deepak.
12:26 Yes, sir.
12:27 Are you sleeping?
12:28 Are you sleeping?
12:29 Who is talking?
12:30 Yes.
12:31 Hanif, find out from the shop next door.
12:34 My scarf has become a peacock.
12:35 Okay, sister-in-law.
12:36 Is it a mouse?
12:37 You have dyed your sister-in-law's scarf.
12:40 You wanted to make it a peacock.
12:41 Peacock.
12:42 I have made it a peacock.
12:43 Brother, he says he will meet in the evening.
12:45 What have you decided?
12:46 Tell me.
12:47 Ask him.
12:48 Sir, let me tell you.
12:49 You are a very smart person.
12:51 You should keep a good option with you.
12:56 He says you are a big brother.
12:58 You should keep a good option with you.
13:00 I will keep a good option.
13:02 What is he saying?
13:05 He says you should keep a good option with you.
13:07 You are trustworthy.
13:08 Okay, then.
13:09 You both go to Multan.
13:12 Yes.
13:13 Remove this gift.
13:14 Put this D.
13:17 Shut up.
13:18 Computer.
13:19 I am saying, Amitabh Bachchan.
13:22 Lower the D.
13:25 I am sorry.
13:30 I did it on my own.
13:32 I hit my head.
13:34 I did it wrong.
13:37 Oh.
13:38 You lost.
13:40 But you are very smart.
13:42 The way Multan was treating Hanif.
13:49 Call the one who is left.
13:52 Come.
13:53 What is this?
13:55 I am the last contestant.
13:59 I will make Multan go crazy.
14:03 You sit on the chair.
14:06 Come.
14:10 You have come many times.
14:12 Who will be the millionaire?
14:13 I have not come so many times.
14:17 Balance yourself.
14:19 Hello, brother.
14:20 Yes.
14:21 Please answer quickly.
14:23 I have already answered.
14:25 The first question is on your computer screen.
14:29 If you put your finger in the door while closing it, what sound will you hear?
14:37 A.
14:38 Oh.
14:39 B.
14:40 C.
14:41 Oh.
14:42 D.
14:43 Oh, I am dead.
14:44 It is wrong.
14:45 It should have an 'ouch'.
14:46 'Ouch'?
14:47 Yes.
14:48 Tell him that his face is like an 'ouch'.
14:50 Which option do you think he will choose?
14:54 Oh, my God.
14:55 You sweat a lot.
14:57 You sweat every time.
14:58 If he wins...
14:59 Oh, my God.
15:00 You play quickly.
15:07 There is very less time.
15:08 Oh, my God.
15:09 How did you think of this?
15:10 I did it.
15:11 I did it.
15:12 I was naked.
15:13 A man closed the door.
15:16 I said, "Oh, my God."
15:17 You said, "Oh, my God."
15:19 Yes.
15:20 Computer, lock your C.
15:24 Your answer is correct, Goga.
15:26 Yes.
15:27 Wow.
15:28 The next question is worth Rs. 20,000.
15:31 On your computer screen.
15:35 When socks burst, which finger comes out?
15:40 It is a tough question.
15:42 Option A, the smallest.
15:44 He is married.
15:45 You lost.
15:48 Take your animal.
15:49 Option B, bigger than him.
15:52 Option C, bigger than him.
15:53 Option D, bigger than him.
15:55 I want to talk to my mother.
15:56 Your mother works in a hosiery.
15:58 Computer, call Goga's mother.
16:03 Hello.
16:05 Greetings.
16:06 Greetings.
16:07 Who is speaking?
16:08 I am Goga's friend, Meeta Bachchan.
16:11 Your son has won Rs. 10,000.
16:13 He can win Rs. 20,000 too.
16:15 If you help him.
16:17 Goga, tell your mother what the problem is.
16:19 Greetings, mother.
16:20 Greetings, son.
16:21 Check my socks and tell me.
16:23 We are from Punjab.
16:24 Your mother is not Urdu.
16:25 Check my socks and see where the burrita is.
16:30 Burrita.
16:31 Burrita.
16:32 Wow.
16:33 With such a burrita face.
16:35 Wow.
16:36 I can't even go near the socks.
16:38 I am so small.
16:39 Check my long dress and tell me.
16:42 Look, the time is very less.
16:45 Oh, the call dropped.
16:47 Oh, no.
16:48 I am late.
16:49 I was enjoying talking to his mother.
16:51 Your call has been dropped.
16:53 You give more time to the boy.
16:55 I am sitting on the neck.
16:57 I can't bother him.
16:58 I will get the next sale cut.
17:00 I will come and get it.
17:01 Do it fast.
17:03 Sir, I know how to do it.
17:05 Sir, I know the answer.
17:06 I will give it to him.
17:07 Give it.
17:08 Give it.
17:09 Here is the right answer.
17:11 Goga, the right answer is.
17:14 What kind of a KBC is this?
17:24 I am sorry, you are disguised again.
17:26 Brother, I won with Rs. 10,000.
17:29 Brother, I didn't go to lose.
17:31 I lost.
17:33 I won with Rs. 10,000.
17:34 How can I give you Rs. 2,000?
17:35 Didn't you read the menu of our show?
17:37 We are doing the show in the menu restaurant.
17:40 You didn't get the right answer.
17:42 You said you won't play further.
17:43 Then we gave it.
17:44 You lost.
17:45 You lost.
17:46 I won with Rs. 10,000.
17:47 I told you.
17:48 You said it first.
17:49 Get up.
17:50 You are here for the first time.
17:51 You know our show so well.
17:53 I know it.
17:54 Come on, let's go.
17:55 Hey, friends.
18:02 This is the announcement of the end of the show.
18:05 I will play with you too.
18:08 I am leaving the question on the screen.
18:11 Answer it on the number given on the screen.
18:14 There is a song.
18:16 As you must have heard.
18:18 How many desires, desires, desires, desires, desires.
18:21 How many times have you got 'Maan' in it?
18:24 Sir, 'Maan'.
18:25 'Maan'.
18:26 'Maan', 'Maan'.
18:27 (audience laughing)