Mehman Artist Nay Haroon Rafiq Ki Painting Bana Kar Kiya Aqeedat Ka Izhar
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00:00 Now let's go to the audience. The audience has been sitting for a while.
00:02 Assalamualaikum Sir.
00:03 Walikumassalam.
00:04 My name is Hakeem Naeemul Hasan.
00:05 Hakeem Naeemul Hasan.
00:07 Yes Sir, please order.
00:08 Sir, I wanted to ask, if,
00:10 I have a question for Mr. Arun,
00:12 if you want to befriend someone,
00:13 what qualities do you look for in a friend?
00:17 I think everything will work in a friend,
00:20 because if you go out to find someone perfect, you won't find anyone.
00:23 Right.
00:24 One thing should be there in a friend,
00:27 that, for example,
00:29 I often tell my friends,
00:31 that I will ask about your wife and kids later,
00:34 because you are there to ask about their well-being.
00:36 Tell me about yourself.
00:38 I am there to ask about your well-being.
00:41 So a friend is someone,
00:43 who is sincere with you,
00:44 even if he has a lot of bad qualities.
00:45 Wow, wow, wow.
00:47 Like, Agha Majid,
00:51 he is my brother, my friend,
00:54 he has a lot of bad qualities.
00:55 I have never asked Gokay about his well-being.
00:58 Why?
00:59 You can tell from his face.
01:00 Gokay's friend, who meets him,
01:02 he asks him,
01:03 what about your wife and kids?
01:05 He doesn't ask about them.
01:06 I have a family of four,
01:09 Right.
01:09 I have watered the plants and drank it.
01:12 I said, what is this?
01:13 He said, I heard mint margarita is made in India.
01:16 And Gokay is so mischievous,
01:24 that, look, the car,
01:25 it doesn't have a star on the front.
01:26 Then?
01:26 She has got a rickshaw for him.
01:29 Wow.
01:30 Sir, I was singing a song,
01:31 and a guy's shoes came off.
01:33 He started to touch me.
01:33 He said, brother, one minute.
01:34 Hmm.
01:35 I asked for a good song,
01:36 not a shoe.
01:37 No, no.
01:40 Greetings, sir.
01:41 Greetings.
01:42 My name is Zamil Hussain.
01:43 Yes.
01:44 And I am an overseas Pakistani.
01:45 My question is to Mr. Agha Majid.
01:47 Yes.
01:47 Do you get your students to serve you?
01:49 He has become fat.
01:51 First of all, brother,
01:54 welcome to the show.
01:55 You watch our show,
01:56 all the overseas students,
01:57 who are respectable for us.
01:58 And I want to clarify this thing,
02:00 that I have not had any students till date.
02:03 I have not made students,
02:05 because I am still learning to work.
02:08 The day I will consider myself capable,
02:13 that I know how to work,
02:14 then maybe I will get students.
02:15 Okay, I went to Mr. Agha first.
02:18 Yes.
02:19 I said, you are making me your student.
02:21 He said, being a student is a very difficult job.
02:24 Oh.
02:25 That's why he made me his teacher.
02:27 Mr. Agha has given a very bold answer.
02:30 If you ask a woman,
02:31 what is your age?
02:32 She will say, I am 22.
02:33 Then the verdict is issued.
02:35 So, Mr. Agha said, I am still very young.
02:37 No, no, Mr. Agha's greatness is..
02:38 It's not a small thing.
02:39 It's been three years since I have been doing this show.
02:41 If someone from my team tells me,
02:43 that someone has come here,
02:44 I will say, this is my student.
02:45 No, no, Mr. Agha.
02:46 Mr. Agha, this is actually your greatness,
02:47 that you said, I am learning myself.
02:48 You are not learning, sir.
02:49 Where are you learning?
02:50 Brother..
02:51 No, Mr. Agha,
02:53 you are a good artist.
02:54 You were also a student of someone, right?
02:56 Yes, yes, I was a student.
02:57 Then why don't you do it for someone?
02:58 What is the reason?
02:59 Brother, I don't..
03:00 You slap the student.
03:01 Why do you slap the student?
03:03 I am a businessman.
03:04 Brother, I don't do it.
03:06 I don't know how to do it myself.
03:08 Then go home.
03:09 I will go to school myself.
03:13 Oh.
03:14 No, Mr. Agha, if you don't know how to do it,
03:18 then why are you taking so much salary?
03:19 Oh, oh, oh.
03:21 Yes.
03:24 Greetings.
03:25 Greetings.
03:26 My name is Saptainullah Hasan.
03:27 I have a question for Mr. Salim.
03:29 Okay.
03:30 Has your student, Goga, ever made you anything to eat?
03:34 I eat from his hands.
03:35 I am crazy.
03:36 Don't you order food from his hands?
03:40 His children don't love him.
03:42 They say, 'Dad, I am a stranger.'
03:44 He talks to his wife on the phone,
03:47 'Do you keep clothes on the phone?'
03:48 'Yes, what do you do?'
03:49 Goga, have you ever tried to make someone eat something?
03:55 No, the one whom I have fed,
03:58 you tell me, Mr. Agha.
03:59 No, Goga's food,
04:01 Goga's home food, God bless.
04:03 I went to Paisalabad once for a drama.
04:06 I was staying in a hotel.
04:07 Okay.
04:08 So Goga made mutton from home.
04:10 Oh, wow.
04:12 Excellent.
04:13 What a thing.
04:14 Tasty.
04:15 So tasty mutton.
04:16 It has a special taste.
04:17 And the dishes made at Goga's house,
04:20 the way he made mutton,
04:21 it is called 'Chikad Mutton'.
04:22 No, sir, it was very good.
04:24 Really?
04:25 My sister makes it.
04:26 She doesn't come to her house.
04:27 I don't believe it.
04:28 She just comes and eats.
04:30 Do you know how to cook?
04:32 No, I know how to eat.
04:33 He knows how to eat.
04:35 Then let him play with us.
04:37 Greetings, sir.
04:41 My name is Ahsan.
04:42 I am a student of ADS.
04:44 And I would like to recite a poem.
04:46 Come, catch me and kill me.
04:49 Oh, wow.
04:50 Poem.
04:52 Poem.
04:53 Poem.
04:54 Okay, poem.
04:55 Matlaullah.
04:56 Matlaullah.
04:57 What is this woman saying?
04:58 One.
04:59 You say.
05:00 I will say for you later.
05:01 Come, catch me and kill me.
05:05 No one should see me.
05:07 Kill me.
05:09 Someone should ask what this wretch has done.
05:12 Tell them that he is also in love.
05:15 Oh, wow.
05:16 He is in love.
05:17 He is in love.
05:18 Oh, wow.
05:21 Sir, love is a work of the one who is in love.
05:23 Yes.
05:25 Greetings, sir.
05:26 My name is Mazzoobair.
05:27 Greetings, Mazzoobair.
05:29 Can I recite a poem or not?
05:30 You are not a parrot, right?
05:31 Can you recite?
05:32 I have permission to recite.
05:34 You have permission.
05:35 You have permission.
05:36 I have never given my heart to anyone.
05:38 I have never received as much love as I have received.
05:41 Wow.
05:42 No one should worry about me.
05:43 Maybe God has not made me like this.
05:45 Wow.
05:46 Listen to me, brother.
05:50 How old are you?
05:51 19 years.
05:52 Son, your parents have raised you up so well.
05:55 How much more love do you want?
05:57 This poem will fit on Gogue in such a way that
06:00 I have not bathed as much as I am clean.
06:02 I have not received as much water as I wanted.
06:08 And I have not sung as much as I wanted to sing.
06:12 Hey.
06:14 Greetings.
06:15 Greetings.
06:16 I am Rana Usman.
06:17 I belong to Sialkot.
06:18 Wow.
06:19 And I would like to recite a poem.
06:21 Recite.
06:22 You have been the best poet in Sialkot.
06:24 I am invincible even after being defeated.
06:26 Now, you can assume how great I am.
06:28 Wow.
06:29 Wow.
06:30 Wow.
06:31 And I talk like a cloud in the scorching sun.
06:33 People say that I am selfless.
06:35 Wow.
06:36 Wow.
06:37 And I talk for hours on the topic of bullets.
06:43 Wow.
06:44 And people are always incomplete.
06:46 I am a complete man.
06:47 I talk completely.
06:48 Wow.
06:49 Wow.
06:50 Wow.
06:51 Wow.
06:52 The information you have given to the people,
06:55 you are a complete man.
06:56 I am a complete man.
06:57 Wow.
06:58 Very good.
06:59 Yes.
07:00 Greetings.
07:01 My name is Adia Khaleem from Sheikhupura.
07:03 Yes.
07:04 My question is to Ms. Malaika.
07:06 If she would have done time travelling,
07:08 in which era would she have preferred to go?
07:11 Sir, I am sure she would have gone in 1920.
07:13 Why?
07:14 Everyone is fond of going to their birth year.
07:16 Aunty, stop the car.
07:17 In which era would you have preferred to go?
07:19 1947.
07:22 What?
07:23 1947 BC.
07:25 Yes.
07:26 Pakistan was achieved.
07:27 So, I wanted to join Pakistan.
07:29 You would have joined Pakistan?
07:31 Wow.
07:32 Wow.
07:33 Wow.
07:34 The history changes.
07:35 Because of one woman, Pakistan was made in 1960.
07:38 Take it.
07:39 Take it.
07:40 He is saying it too much.
07:44 I think he is saying it because of Sanjali.
07:46 He said, "Khloja, I am not here anymore.
07:48 You are the reason."
07:49 Yes.
07:50 Greetings.
07:51 Greetings.
07:52 Greetings.
07:53 I am Mohammad Rizwan from Sialkot.
07:54 Yes, Mr. Rizwan.
07:55 I will ask a question to Mr. Goga.
07:57 But before that, I will say something.
07:59 Yes, please.
08:00 I will say a special feature of the program.
08:02 Your program is 100% unpolitical.
08:06 Yes.
08:07 Since I have been watching this program,
08:09 no one promotes any particular party.
08:13 Or you don't become a model for it.
08:15 So, this is a big feature of this program.
08:17 That it is unpolitical.
08:19 My second question is for Mr. Goga.
08:21 If you get the power to change your form,
08:24 who will you change first?
08:26 Brother, Goga is a shape-shifter.
08:28 Brother, he has many forms.
08:31 But his face is a shape-shifter.
08:33 I like Mr. Mastana a lot for his showbiz.
08:39 Great.
08:40 I have to say one thing.
08:45 He didn't get the same acceptance as he deserved.
08:49 When Mr. Mastana came to the stage world,
08:53 to the world of comedy,
08:55 he never copied anyone.
08:57 He had his own style.
09:00 He had a unique style.
09:02 The way he used to talk, the way he used to punch lines.
09:06 He has spoken in such tempos,
09:09 which were not there on stage before.
09:12 And one thing on which he has a standing ovation,
09:16 which we can't do,
09:18 was the show in Kotha Drama,
09:20 he did the show of 'Shwama'.
09:22 Great.
09:23 Greetings.
09:27 My name is Amarshiya and I am from Sialkot.
09:29 First of all, I want to tell everyone
09:32 that I like this show a lot.
09:34 Why?
09:35 As a teenager, I like this show a lot.
09:38 When my father used to watch this show,
09:40 we used to go to sleep and we used to laugh.
09:43 We used to say, "Why is he not laughing?"
09:45 Then slowly we started sitting with him
09:47 and we have been watching your show till late night.
09:50 Thank you.
09:51 We don't sleep.
09:52 I have brought a small gift for all of you.
09:57 Especially for Mr. Haroon.
10:00 I want to give it to you.
10:02 Yes, show it to us.
10:03 Give it to us.
10:04 Mr. Haroon, if it had chocolates in it,
10:06 it would have been great.
10:07 Come here.
10:09 Can I open it?
10:13 Okay.
10:15 Open it.
10:16 Thank you very much.
10:31 Thank you very much.
10:37 I don't have the words to thank you.
10:41 You took your time and effort.
10:45 I am very happy that you like us so much.
10:49 This means that we are especially blessed by Allah.
10:52 There are many big people who are not able to reach this level.
10:56 People should love.
10:57 Like they said that your show is non-political.
11:00 Actually, Pakistan is running like a pressure cooker.
11:03 Everyone is worried.
11:04 There is a lot of pressure inside.
11:06 We try to remove the steam from the whistle.
11:10 So that it doesn't burst and everyone is happy.
11:12 If you want to take a photo of a cow,
11:14 cut the horn and put it in your ear.
11:16 (audience laughing)