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00:00Le premier niveau se trouve au dessus du barrage d'armes de l'armada d'Aurore.
00:07Les armes d'armes sont de grande qualité.
00:11Les armes de l'armada d'Aurore sont plus puissantes que les armes d'armées d'un barrage de fusil.
00:16Les armes d'armes sont bien plus puissantes que les armes d'armées d'un barrage d'armées d'armées d'un barrage de fusil.
00:23♪ ♪ ♪
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00:31Oh, mon dieu!
00:33Si seulement ces petits animaux
00:35n'avaient pas de jambes si courtes!
00:37♪ ♪ ♪
00:39Vite, Piglet!
00:41Pas le temps d'être courageux!
00:43♪ ♪ ♪
00:45Oh, non! Où pouvons-nous aller?
00:47Qu'est-ce que nous pouvons faire? Comment nous couvrir?
00:49C'est terrifiant, n'est-ce pas?
00:51Patrick! En dessous!
00:53♪ ♪ ♪
00:55♪ ♪ ♪
00:57Trop tard!
00:59On nous a trouvé!
01:01C'est la maman!
01:03Christopher Robin!
01:05Pouvez-vous venir
01:07manger vos légumes?
01:09Oh, maman! Les carottes sont
01:11tellement bonnes!
01:13Vraiment! Mais
01:15elles sont très bonnes pour vous.
01:17Et nous avons un accord,
01:19vous pouvez manger vos légumes
01:21et aller voir les films.
01:23♪ ♪ ♪
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01:29Vous devez manger
01:31vos carottes, petit.
01:33D'accord.
01:35♪ ♪ ♪
01:37Les carottes font
01:39leur pire!
01:41Grrrr!
01:43Grrrr!
01:45Grrrr!
01:47Oh, Christopher Robin!
01:49Parlez-nous!
01:51Oh! Quelle chanteuse
01:53courageuse!
01:54D'accord, reposez-vous! Reposez-vous!
01:56Donnez à vos enfants de l'air!
01:58Eh bien, vous ne devriez pas rester
02:00trop longtemps à manger.
02:02Vous allez manquer votre film monstre.
02:04Film monstre? Je pensais
02:06qu'on allait voir un c-c-c-cartoon.
02:08♪ ♪ ♪
02:10♪ ♪ ♪
02:12Il a certainement un beau
02:14s-smile, n'est-ce pas?
02:16Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
02:18Yikes!
02:19Oh! Oh!
02:21Rappelez-vous, Piglet,
02:23c'est seulement un film.
02:25C'est seulement un film.
02:27C'est seulement un film.
02:28C'est seulement un m-m-m-m-film.
02:30Qu'est-ce que c'est, Poole?
02:32Hé! Regardez, les gars!
02:34Refreshment!
02:36♪ ♪ ♪
02:39Attendez ici, Piglet.
02:41Je reviendrai tout de suite.
02:45Oh boy! I hope those guys hurry.
02:47We don't want to miss the part of the movie
02:49where the monstre eats the whole city.
02:52The whole c-c-city?
02:54Oh, perhaps we should move to the country.
02:56Nah, wouldn't matter.
02:58Sometimes movie monstres eat whole countries
03:01and spit out the pits.
03:03They d-d-d-do?
03:05Oh no!
03:07Oh!
03:09Hey, guys!
03:11Here's all the stoop!
03:14Lose your popcorn, kid.
03:18I'm real sorry, Mr. Usher.
03:21This is a movie theater, not a playground.
03:24Understand?
03:27Yes, sir.
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03:34Oh boy!
03:36They call that a monstre?
03:39Oh!
03:41Sp-sp-sp-sp-sp...
03:43Spider!
03:46Oh, bother!
03:48Where have my Honey Crunch bars gone to?
03:52Here, candy, candy, candy!
03:55Oh, Pooh, let me help you.
04:01No! P-p-p-Pooh!
04:04The spider's gonna get me!
04:06Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:10Oh!
04:12Oh!
04:14Oh!
04:16Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:22Spiderweb!
04:24Oh, there you are, piglet.
04:27Hold tight.
04:29You'll be free as me in a jiffy.
04:34Oh!
04:36Oh!
04:38Christopher Robin!
04:42How'd you two get so icky sticky with gum?
04:47Oh, you mean it wasn't a spider?
04:50Ah, piglet, the spider's not real.
04:53It's only a movie.
04:58It's only a movie. It's only a movie.
05:00It's only a movie. It's only a movie.
05:03Hey, Pooh Boy, let's change places
05:05so I can see your half of the movie.
05:07Maybe it's scarier.
05:09All right, Digger.
05:11Whoa!
05:18Yay!
05:20Popcorn, piglet.
05:25Piglet?
05:27Piglet, why are you swimming in the popcorn?
05:31I don't mean to complain, but I'm afraid.
05:35I'm scared.
05:38Don't worry, piglet. Popcorn can't hurt you.
05:41Oh, no, Pooh. It's the big monsters.
05:44I, uh...
05:46Well, they don't like me.
05:49Oh!
05:51Virzilla? That big spider?
05:54Are they bothering you?
05:56Why, they're the saddest excuses
05:58for monsters there ever was.
06:00Why, they're nothing. They ain't even real.
06:03They're not real?
06:05Of course not, buddy boy.
06:10They're only shadows on a screen.
06:15I once saw a monster pillage
06:19A house, a block, an entire village
06:21He ate until he reached his village
06:23But me, I stood right there
06:25I've seen them 90 stories high
06:27Seen ones that swim and some that fly
06:29But I never flinched when they stomped by
06:31Because Tigger, don't get scared
06:33So you'll be all right
06:35Because it's make-believe
06:37It's just a light that shines real bright
06:40And bounces off a screen
06:42So you'll be all right
06:44And quite safe, too
06:46There's no need to be scared
06:47When a Tigger is there with you
06:50But what about the Azure?
06:52Oh, don't worry, Piglet, he's not in the movie.
06:55I've seen him rip, I've seen him tear
06:57I've seen him trotting through the air
06:59But I survive without a care
07:01Because Tiggers don't get scared
07:03It's just a bunch of movie tricks
07:05To make you think this thing exists
07:07A piece of film is all it is
07:09There's really nothing there
07:11So you'll be all right
07:13Because it's make-believe
07:15It's just a light that shines real bright
07:17And bounces off a screen
07:19So you'll be all right
07:21And quite safe, too
07:23There's no need to be scared
07:25When a Tigger is there with you
07:27And don't forget Christopher Robin, too
07:29There's nothing to fear
07:30When your friends are here with you
07:35See you in 100 Acre Woods!
07:38Oh, boy, that was great!
07:41Hey, you guys, remember that big spider?
07:44Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
07:48Yeah, and Birdzilla!
07:54Hey, let's make our own monster movie!
07:57A really scary one!
08:00Sc-sc-sc-scarier than the one we...
08:03just saw?
08:06Just saw?
08:08It'll be our movie, Piglet
08:10There's nothing to be scared of
08:13Well, as long as it's only a movie
08:20Christopher Robin, are you sure
08:22heroes always wear white scarves?
08:25They do in the movies, Pooh Bear
08:27The white scarf makes them heroes
08:30Oof!
08:31You may be the hero in this picture, Buddy Bear
08:35But I'm gonna be the monster
08:37And what sort of monster might that be, Tigger?
08:42I'm not telling
08:44It'd ruin the surprise
08:47Well, T-T-F-N, ta-ta for now
08:56Christopher Robin, may I play the part
08:58of the very small animal who hides under his bed?
09:02But we need you, don't we, Pooh?
09:05That's right
09:06You have a part that's even more important
09:09than Tigger's monster
09:11I do? Yes, Piglet
09:13Although it's not quite as important as the hero
09:17It's still very important
09:19Really? What is it, Pooh?
09:23What is it, Christopher Robin?
09:25You, Piglet, are the one who gets chased by the monster
09:32Oh, the deer!
10:02A big your bibble
10:17So tasty
10:21Ah!
10:30Hey, what you doing, Rabbit?
10:39I wasn't eating it
10:41I love my carrots
10:43I won't ever do it again
10:45Hey, what's the matter, Rabbit?
10:47It's only me, Tigger
10:50That spells Tigger
10:52That's Tigger's voice
10:56The giant carrots eat Tigger
11:00I'll show you
11:05Hey, the zipper is stuck
11:07Rabbit, will you...
11:13No, no, come back
11:15Hey, help me out of this thing
11:17Hey! Hey!
11:24And action
11:27Oh, help
11:31I will save you
11:34Oh, help
11:36I will save you
11:38That's great
11:40OK, Piglet, now you run from the monster
11:47Christopher Robin, what monster?
11:50Help!
11:52Help!
11:55Help!
11:56Monster!
11:58Hey, my film
12:00Monster!
12:02Orange, Tigger, giant carrot
12:05But Rabbit, Tigger doesn't even like carrots
12:10Ah!
12:15Hi, guys
12:17Hey, can somebody give me a hand?
12:19It's only a movie
12:23A monster
12:25Oh, come on
12:27Somebody help me out of this thing
12:34Who there?
12:36Piglet?
12:38Hey, where did everybody go?
12:44Quick, this way
12:54In here, hide
12:56Hey, where are you guys?
13:09Come on, guys, please
13:11I need help
13:15Hello?
13:18Pooh, shouldn't we do something for Tigger?
13:22Piglet
13:24You're right
13:26Think, think, think
13:34All right, now remember
13:36When the carrot comes
13:38You frighten him into the hole
13:40With the cymbals
13:42What?
13:44You'll scare the carrot into the hole
13:48OK, OK, no need to yell
13:51And what shall I do with this honeypot, Pooh?
13:55When the carrot falls into the hole
13:57You pour the honey all over it
14:02Not too much, of course
14:05And then I'll save Tigger with this
14:09Good idea, buddy boy
14:11But it won't do much with a stuck zipper
14:14Oh, the monster
14:16Pooh Bear, how am I supposed to know when to scare it?
14:19I can't hear a thing, Pooh Bear
14:21Pooh Bear?
14:23Come on, Pooh Boy, quit fooling around
14:29I'm stuck, you got to get me out of here
14:31Help
14:33Use the honey, Piglet
14:35Use the honey
14:37Piglet
14:40Help
14:42Someone save Pooh
14:45I don't want honey
14:47I want to get out of here
14:56Help, help
15:00Oh my
15:03It's not moving
15:08Good, let's bury it before it wakes up
15:11Hey, you're getting my costume all dirty
15:15Costume?
15:17C-c-costume?
15:19Yeah, it was my scary costume for Christopher Robin's movie
15:25Oh, why, why, so it is
15:29It's only a costume
15:31It's only a costume
15:43You see, Piglet, it wasn't a monster
15:50Piglet? Why, Piglet, what's wrong?
15:55Oh, nothing, Pooh
15:57You're a hero, you saved us
16:00But me, I was too scared to help you
16:04Oh, we were all scared, Piglet
16:07But it's all right now
16:09No, Pooh, when I thought you were in danger, I couldn't even help you
16:15No one needs a friend who's always afraid
16:31It's only a costume, and I let it scare me
16:43Piglet, are you home?
16:47I brought you a cheering up present, my hero scarf
16:52Thank you, Pooh, but I'm no hero
16:56But Christopher Robin said this scarf would make you a hero
17:00Remember?
17:02No, Pooh, not only am I a very small animal
17:06I'm a worthless, no-good, can't-even-save-my-best-friend type of animal
17:10You don't want to be friends with a fraidy cat
17:14Goodbye, Pooh Bear
17:25Oh, my poor friend, Piglet
17:28I shall have to get Christopher Robin's advice for cheering him up
17:32It was only a costume, after all
17:39Help!
17:41Oh, help!
17:43Help, Piglet! Help!
17:47Pooh Bear!
17:49Piglet! Piglet!
17:52Pooh Bear!
17:54Piglet! Piglet! Piglet!
17:58Oh, Tigger, Rabbit, Christopher Robin!
18:04My hero scarf
18:09I'll save you, Pooh Bear
18:12Oops!
18:14Oh, Bear!
18:23If you wouldn't mind terribly, Mr. Monster
18:26Could you please let go of my best friend, Pooh?
18:29Whoa!
18:32Piglet, you saved me
18:35I did?
18:37Yes, Piglet, you're a real hero
18:40I am?
18:42Oh, yes, just wait till everyone hears about this
18:46Grrr!
18:48Psst! Pooh, you're on
18:54Oh, help! Oh, help!
18:57Oh, help!
19:02I'll save you, Pooh
19:06Now, Mr. Monster, you leave my friend alone
19:10Grrr!
19:12Grrr!
19:14I ain't never dressing up in anything bigger than myself again
19:18Hooray!
19:21Hooray!
19:23Hooray!
19:25Hooray!
19:27Here's a real hero
19:29Ah, it was only a movie
19:33Grrr!
20:03Why don't we skip dinner and have breakfast instead?
20:07Silly old bear

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