Dalaga, may kakaibang paraan ng pagpapansin sa kanyang crush?! | It's Showtime (May 6, 2024)
Aired (May 6, 2024): Ayon sa kuwento ni Ave, hiniram niya ang dummy account ng isang kaibigan upang magpapansin sa kanyang ex na si Ryan. Panoorin ang video #GMANetwork #GMANetwork
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00:00 First time you saw each other, you were both attracted.
00:03 But when did you have the courage to tell her how you feel?
00:11 I approached him via a dump account.
00:18 My best friend has a dummy account on Facebook.
00:21 My body has a dummy account.
00:24 When I saw him, he made me fall for him.
00:30 I wanted to chat with him.
00:32 You did it?
00:33 No, it was my first time.
00:35 It was an intense attraction.
00:38 I really like him.
00:40 How many accounts did you use?
00:42 Just one.
00:43 I thought it was a lot.
00:45 A few.
00:46 Is there a few accounts?
00:48 If there are a lot of accounts, there are a few accounts.
00:50 She said there are a lot.
00:51 Are there a lot?
00:52 Just one.
00:53 You should use one account.
00:54 You're right.
00:55 If there are two, there are a lot.
00:58 But if there are a lot, I'll just go to sleep.
01:00 I'm graduating, I don't know how to use it.
01:02 I used one account.
01:11 You're a past learner.
01:13 You're not the one who's denying the wrong.
01:16 The name of the account is Pusang Ligaw.
01:22 And my first message to him was, "Meow."
01:26 She said, "Meow."
01:31 What was your answer to her message?
01:33 "Meow."
01:34 What did you answer?
01:35 "Arf."
01:36 "Hey, Pusang Ligaw,
01:38 "go and get your dirty hair, don't make it messy."
01:40 That's what she said.
01:41 Because it's clean.
01:42 What did you answer, Ryan?
01:44 It was weird.
01:45 She admitted to using an account that she likes me.
01:53 That's it.
01:55 Kimchee, if there are a lot of accounts,
01:58 then I'll message you, "Meow."
02:01 Kimchee said, "I don't want to talk anymore."
02:08 "Let's go to the safe."
02:10 Jolly Jolly.
02:13 Jolly Jolly.
02:15 Anyway, you were weird because you're not used to being like that on social media.
02:21 Because there are a lot of accounts.
02:23 How did you know that there are a lot of accounts and it's not her?
02:26 Because who's Pusang Ligaw?
02:29 And she's meowing.
02:30 No, if there are a lot of accounts,
02:32 it's not just her username, but she's the one who has it.
02:36 If there are a lot of accounts,
02:38 correct me if I'm wrong,
02:40 correct me if I'm wrong,
02:43 if there are a lot of accounts, it's not you.
02:46 You're just using it to hide your...
02:53 Yes.
02:54 But if it's really you,
02:56 some people say that they're new to the game,
02:59 that's their handle, but it's really them.
03:01 That's the name of their handle.
03:02 What picture did you use?
03:04 My profile picture is a cat.
03:07 Maybe there are no followers.
03:09 That's a new account.
03:10 Ah, okay.
03:11 And you work for Crust Asia.
03:13 What's that?
03:14 What?
03:15 For Crusty Crab.
03:16 Who's Crust Asia?
03:19 I was about to say that.
03:21 For Crusty Crab,
03:22 the trolls are the ones who work for them.
03:26 That's how it is for SpongeBob.
03:27 And you'll see when...
03:28 You'll know when he started on that platform.
03:32 When he showed up,
03:33 "Oh, it's only been a month."
03:34 He tweeted for a long time.
03:35 "When did you tweet for a month?"
03:36 But this is not true.
03:37 This is a troll.
03:38 Anyway.
03:39 So you were weirded out and you didn't answer?
03:41 I talked to him.
03:43 To find out who he is.
03:44 So if you weren't weirded out,
03:45 what else did you do?
03:47 Because when you were weirded out,
03:48 you talked to him.
03:49 So if you weren't weirded out,
03:50 what did you do?
03:51 You talked to him at home?
03:52 You answered to the cat.
03:54 I forgot.
03:55 I just entertained him.
03:57 I wanted to find out who he really is.
03:59 Because he said he's a schoolmate.
04:03 Admit it.
04:04 Yes.
04:07 No.
04:08 How long did you admit it?
04:09 Maybe after his birthday.
04:12 How long was that?
04:13 We thought we knew when he was going to be born.
04:15 Maybe three weeks.
04:16 After his birthday,
04:17 we thought we were going to be in their vlog.
04:18 So that we can get closer to Ryan.
04:20 Three weeks.
04:22 Three weeks after the chat.
04:23 Yes.
04:24 And he sent me letters.
04:26 But even when you were texting,
04:29 or chatting,
04:30 when he didn't know it was you,
04:31 you still met in person.
04:32 Because you're friends with him,
04:34 or not?
04:35 We were hanging out,
04:36 but he didn't notice me.
04:37 Because he didn't know me.
04:38 Secret admirer.
04:40 You're getting excited.
04:42 You really bet on him.
04:44 Yes.
04:45 Is that how you're always?
04:46 Or just him?
04:47 No, just him.
04:48 Just him.
04:49 You're always like that.
04:50 I'm always like that.
04:51 He's like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:52 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:53 He's like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:54 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:55 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:56 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:57 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:58 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
04:59 He's like, "I'm going to miss you."
05:00 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
05:01 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
05:02 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
05:03 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
05:04 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
05:05 You're like, "I'm going to miss you."
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