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00:01:54 So, come here often?
00:02:00 Hey, Red Baron, lose the scarf.
00:02:03 Use your imagination.
00:02:04 I'm here to work, not to socialize.
00:02:07 I thought you may be here for an interview?
00:02:11 [SCREAMING]
00:02:13 I'm fading fast.
00:02:16 You, you did this.
00:02:20 I'll get you, you saboteur.
00:02:24 What?
00:02:25 [SCREAMING]
00:02:27 So, who do you think did it?
00:02:31 Lance, Lance, I demand you expel this assassin.
00:02:37 I don't know what you use, but this is not linseed oil or thinner.
00:02:46 You screwed yourself.
00:02:49 You, you did this.
00:02:52 How was I supposed to know the whole campus was going to find out about us?
00:02:56 Whore.
00:02:57 Unlikely.
00:02:58 Maybe it was the urban legend.
00:03:02 Man, it's been going on for years.
00:03:04 My dad went here, said the same thing happened then.
00:03:06 Dude, that's ridiculous.
00:03:07 He'd be like 100 years old by now.
00:03:09 Are you calling my dad a liar?
00:03:12 I heard they found a cadaver in the cafeteria.
00:03:16 I heard killed the cadaver.
00:03:20 I heard he once killed 40 men with his bare hands.
00:03:24 How could he cover something like that up?
00:03:26 He wore gloves.
00:03:29 Dude, he is real.
00:03:31 Whatever, man. I still don't believe it.
00:03:33 All I'm saying is, whoever this guy is, he's a real badass.
00:03:38 Am I speaking with an urban legend?
00:03:42 Sub-urban.
00:03:44 Enough about me, though.
00:03:46 Who do you think did it?
00:03:48 You did.
00:03:49 Oh, nice one, Sherlock.
00:03:52 I mean, who's the client?
00:03:54 Urban legend, my sculpted ass.
00:03:56 I could toss a pallet in any direction and hit a conspirator.
00:04:04 He'll be back.
00:04:05 You know, I kind of thought we were going to meet in private.
00:04:07 All the world's a stage, Anna.
00:04:10 So, any thoughts?
00:04:12 Change.
00:04:15 A student?
00:04:17 A bright one that doesn't want Skylar to win the competition?
00:04:20 Are you asking or telling?
00:04:22 Change.
00:04:23 You're right.
00:04:24 Wouldn't be a student.
00:04:26 That would take all the fun out of winning.
00:04:28 Hmm, close enough.
00:04:30 Contenders don't need my services.
00:04:32 They take care of business on their own.
00:04:34 Guess again.
00:04:41 He's pointing at students.
00:04:43 He doesn't want to be exposed.
00:04:45 Change.
00:04:47 Boiking?
00:04:48 Am I right?
00:04:49 Change.
00:04:50 Sorry.
00:04:52 He's been exposed way too much.
00:04:54 Besides, faculty already has the upper hand on students.
00:04:56 Change.
00:04:57 And who?
00:04:58 Change.
00:04:59 All right, break time.
00:05:05 It's getting a bit drafty in here.
00:05:10 Whatever helps you sleep at night.
00:05:20 I'm such a slut.
00:05:22 Everyone hates me.
00:05:24 It'll be okay, sweetie.
00:05:26 Just tell me where it hurts.
00:05:28 The big guy?
00:05:31 I think we've seen enough.
00:05:36 I don't know my clients, but I know my clients.
00:05:41 I probably know more about you than you do, Anna.
00:05:44 Well, if you're going to skip introductions, I might as well skip making first impressions.
00:05:48 Dalton.
00:05:49 All right, Dalton.
00:05:50 So how'd you do it?
00:05:52 Did you dump gasoline all over the portrait?
00:05:54 Whoa.
00:05:55 Dousing things in gasoline may be the norm where you're from, but we prefer subtlety around these parts.
00:05:59 We?
00:06:00 Not that I-- Don't get ahead of me.
00:06:01 All right, let's just start with what you know.
00:06:03 About you.
00:06:04 About everything.
00:06:05 All right, well, you're like an assassin, only you're real hard to find, and most people don't believe you exist.
00:06:10 Well, it lacks eloquence, but it's close.
00:06:13 For the record, I frown upon the ass word.
00:06:15 It's not really what I do.
00:06:16 I haven't killed anyone.
00:06:18 Yet.
00:06:19 The client comes to us with a simple request, and you've heard the rumors about a certain book in the library,
00:06:24 so you can stop looking for my phone number on the back of toilets.
00:06:27 And, uh, why would I be looking on the back of toilets?
00:06:30 That's a question only you can answer, Anna.
00:06:33 Let's just say I don't find the clients, they find me.
00:06:36 [thud]
00:06:37 [tongue clicking]
00:06:43 [mimicking gunfire]
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00:07:06 The tackle box.
00:07:08 That was Skylar's Achilles heel.
00:07:10 He never let it out of his sight.
00:07:12 He loved that tackle box like a fisherman loves his tackle box.
00:07:15 I needed a wound he could self-inflict, you know, a weapon that wouldn't go off right away.
00:07:19 Kind of like a grenade, but longer.
00:07:22 So what about this weight thing?
00:07:24 See, I'm like Paul. And Mac? He's my Ringo.
00:07:29 John and George?
00:07:30 [gasps] They're dead, Anna.
00:07:32 Mac? Well, he's the brain.
00:07:35 The brawn. The tech guy. The muscle. The munitions expert. The master of disguise.
00:07:40 He's fluent in five languages, a licensed pilot, and a Christmas tree farmer.
00:07:44 He's my Ella Fitzgerald, my Boesky, my Jim Brown.
00:07:47 He's the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker.
00:07:50 He's a surprisingly good seamstress.
00:07:52 Shh. Now, shh.
00:07:54 He does a lot of things that I can, and he has a recipe for pitzels that really takes the edge off.
00:07:59 Hard or soft?
00:08:00 No, no. Pitzels.
00:08:01 Salted or...
00:08:02 Pitzels! Not pretzels.
00:08:05 Oh. So he bakes.
00:08:07 Mac also gets me into places. Places I'd rather not go.
00:08:11 [laughter]
00:08:14 You're such a potty mouth.
00:08:16 [laughter]
00:08:18 Our detectors indicate this room is subject to radon emissions.
00:08:21 You have to come with me now!
00:08:23 How is radon...
00:08:24 I'll explain later. If you survive.
00:08:26 [gasp]
00:08:27 [scream]
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00:08:53 Alright. If nobody knows it's you, then how do you manage to get paid?
00:09:00 Payment within 24 hours of completion.
00:09:03 Trust me, it never fails.
00:09:05 The client does not want to be the next target.
00:09:09 Do you have a library card?
00:09:11 [footsteps]
00:09:20 Dalton?
00:09:22 Hello?
00:09:23 Our work here is done.
00:09:25 [footsteps]
00:09:33 Now, why are you telling me all of this?
00:09:35 Remember Ringo?
00:09:37 Well, he's leaving to start his movie career and I need some new sticks.
00:09:41 Your background suggests that you're more than capable.
00:09:43 I would love to, but...
00:09:44 Don't worry about utilities, living expenses, that whole nine.
00:09:47 Okay, well I was thinking...
00:09:48 No visitors. No microwave popcorn.
00:09:50 You are on call 24/7, in a class, on a date, shoe shopping, or whatever it is you do.
00:09:55 Alright? And most of all, absolute silence.
00:09:58 Okay, I get it. The popcorn?
00:10:00 Yeah. No microwave popcorn. I think I was pretty clear about that.
00:10:04 So, do I have my sticks?
00:10:07 How could I say no?
00:10:09 I don't know. I couldn't...
00:10:11 [footsteps]
00:10:21 God.
00:10:23 [door creaks open]
00:10:25 [glass shatters]
00:10:34 This is where we work.
00:10:37 And this is where we play.
00:10:39 Mac, Anna. Anna, Mac.
00:10:42 [footsteps]
00:10:49 He's really good with introductions.
00:10:51 You learn fast.
00:10:55 Wait, so you're the...
00:10:59 Uh, so you're not an artist? Huh.
00:11:04 Artist's objective.
00:11:19 Anything you'd like to know about me?
00:11:21 You have a 3.9 GPA, which would be a 4.0 if you liked chemistry. We'll fix that.
00:11:25 You model for cash. You volunteer in the office of the president, Joe Lee Brennan.
00:11:29 You like puppy dogs and ice cream and anything else I didn't know about you I figured out when you took the job.
00:11:34 Impressive.
00:11:35 Thanks. I have good hand-eye coordination.
00:11:40 Okay, but don't let the volunteering fool you. It's just an internship.
00:11:44 Yeah, well, don't tell the boss. He's all excited about Brennan running for governor. Probably why he chose you.
00:11:48 Pitzell?
00:11:51 Pitzell. Right.
00:11:55 So, uh, how long did you guys choose me?
00:12:00 Well, every now and then someone like you comes looking.
00:12:06 That's the recruiting process?
00:12:09 Yeah, well, you got close. That's how we knew you'd work.
00:12:11 Hmm.
00:12:12 Well, I'm off.
00:12:16 Aren't you gonna be a little warm with all this stuff?
00:12:18 I believe it was Nietzsche who said, "People don't notice he who stands out in a crowd."
00:12:29 No, he didn't.
00:12:31 Mac?
00:12:32 I don't think so.
00:12:36 I gotta go.
00:12:38 Oh, Dalton, before I forget.
00:12:40 Yeah?
00:12:41 Mr. Furley called and he wants his scarf back.
00:12:44 Don't encourage her, Mac.
00:12:48 What was that all about?
00:12:51 No one seems to notice the man when all they can remember is the clothes.
00:12:55 That, and he thinks he looks cool.
00:12:57 Huh.
00:12:58 [music]
00:13:12 Hey.
00:13:14 [news on TV]
00:13:26 Hey, Orville's down here.
00:13:29 Excuse me.
00:13:30 Hey, what are you, a dyke or something?
00:13:31 Stop it.
00:13:32 No figures.
00:13:36 Excuse me?
00:13:37 Hey, did you, uh, say something?
00:13:39 I'm sorry.
00:13:41 I don't date men.
00:13:44 What?
00:13:45 What?
00:13:46 What?
00:13:47 What?
00:13:48 What?
00:13:49 What?
00:13:50 Shut up.
00:13:51 I'm sorry, are you homophobic?
00:13:55 I ain't gay.
00:13:58 I didn't say you were.
00:14:00 Well, why don't you say it to my face, then?
00:14:03 I didn't say you were.
00:14:09 [music]
00:14:12 Oh, and while you're at it, explain to the scarf it's kind of hot out there.
00:14:19 What?
00:14:20 It is kind of hot.
00:14:23 Thank you, so much.
00:14:25 You're welcome.
00:14:27 You know, you just should be more careful in a place like this.
00:14:30 Excuse me?
00:14:32 I can take care of myself.
00:14:33 Really?
00:14:35 Ow, ow.
00:14:43 On the house.
00:14:45 Thanks, but, uh, one's in the pie.
00:14:48 You're new here, aren't you?
00:14:51 Is it that obvious?
00:14:53 Dalton.
00:14:55 Monroe.
00:14:57 Ellie.
00:14:58 Strathclyde.
00:14:59 Hmm.
00:15:00 Oh, I was drunk.
00:15:02 Sorry, I gotta take this.
00:15:05 Yeah.
00:15:06 Dalton.
00:15:07 Yeah.
00:15:08 Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
00:15:09 Great, good, fine, yeah, see you in fifteen minutes.
00:15:11 Uh, one thing.
00:15:13 While you're waiting around, could you give me the 411 on an Ellie Strath--
00:15:18 Hold on.
00:15:21 Hey, me again.
00:15:23 Um, Ash, I was just wondering what your last name was.
00:15:27 Strathaven.
00:15:28 Strathaven, right.
00:15:30 I thought that sounded familiar.
00:15:32 Had an aunt named Strath--
00:15:35 Strathaven, right, okay, bye.
00:15:40 So, uh, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
00:15:46 Thought you don't date men.
00:15:48 I don't.
00:15:50 Uh, there was a woman here, a bartender, I think.
00:15:54 Woman, she was a woman, and she--
00:15:57 Hey, you lovebirds.
00:15:59 I want to take this opportunity to thank our local ninja, Dalton--
00:16:04 What's your last name again?
00:16:07 I don't know.
00:16:14 Well, what I've got to say
00:16:19 Is that I like your way
00:16:24 You make me smile
00:16:26 Just looking at you
00:16:31 [silence]
00:16:56 Knowing that I'm part of your world
00:17:01 Knowing that I'm the one you call your girl
00:17:06 Knowing that I have you to myself
00:17:10 Knowing that I don't want nobody else
00:17:13 [silence]
00:17:34 I said 15 men, not 37.
00:17:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:38 So, what's the job?
00:17:42 Targeting targets. $25,000.
00:17:44 It's our biggest offer this year.
00:17:46 Hmm, hmm, hmm. Too big.
00:17:50 What are you talking about? We're going to take this, right?
00:17:53 Well, obviously you haven't told the new girl about the rules yet.
00:17:57 No, but I bet they're in the handbook.
00:18:01 We have a handbook?
00:18:02 Yes, Scoutmaster Dalton. Didn't you get it when they issued you your neckerchief?
00:18:07 The three rules have treated us well for decades.
00:18:10 They are the de facto standard in evaluating whether we take a job or not.
00:18:14 And they are?
00:18:15 Rule one. Never, ever take more than one job at a time.
00:18:20 Rule number two. Never question motive. Morality ain't our job.
00:18:23 Rule number three. The fewer people who know, the better.
00:18:27 So, we're going to break rule number one?
00:18:29 Hell, for that kind of money, I say we break rule number two just to see who's buying.
00:18:32 Ha! And as you can see, not everyone follows the rules.
00:18:35 Well, technically speaking, you broke rule number three when you hired Anna.
00:18:38 Technically speaking, this could be a test.
00:18:41 Okay, so we don't do it, right?
00:18:43 Good work, people. Meeting adjourned.
00:18:45 Do I get a vote?
00:18:47 Good work, people. Meeting adjourned.
00:18:50 Do you have something for me?
00:18:52 Business or personal?
00:18:55 That is none of your business or personal.
00:19:07 Lights.
00:19:09 Lights!
00:19:13 Lights.
00:19:20 Lights.
00:19:22 [Music]
00:19:24 [Music]
00:19:52 Lights.
00:19:54 No mudslinging. That's not the kind of campaign I'm running here.
00:19:59 So just scrap the ad and start again.
00:20:02 Sorry. I should have knocked.
00:20:06 Come now. You've seen worse than this at those wild fraternity parties.
00:20:11 Ty looks very nice with the shirt.
00:20:13 Man who wants to be governor needs to look the part.
00:20:16 Success is more than just looking the part.
00:20:19 You have to truly know your competition and yourself.
00:20:22 Lesson number one, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
00:20:27 Right. Well, here's that number.
00:20:33 Pants Davis, can we work on the pants?
00:20:41 [Humming]
00:20:43 Hey. It's you.
00:21:01 Hey. Yeah, it's me.
00:21:04 Dalton Munroe.
00:21:07 Munroe. Right.
00:21:10 You know you left your darts in the bar the other night.
00:21:13 I was hoping that you'd come by and pick them up.
00:21:16 Yes. Yeah, I knew you liked me.
00:21:19 I like good dart players.
00:21:24 Right. Right. Well, you should see what I can do with a foosball and a cue stick.
00:21:31 Listen, I know you're a journalist, so I was going to ask you if you could write something for me.
00:21:37 How did you know I was a journalist?
00:21:40 Well, that's presumptuous, thinking that, you know, journalists are the only ones who could do research. I mean...
00:21:47 If you would have done your research right, you would have learned that I don't do freelance.
00:21:51 Nah, that's okay. I'm not going to pay you anyway.
00:21:54 Yeah, so, listen, all I need you to write down is your phone number.
00:22:01 Oh, and I'm presumptuous, huh?
00:22:04 Yeah.
00:22:07 Okay, well, let me ask you a question here. Do you like food?
00:22:13 Do I like food?
00:22:16 Don't answer a question with a question, because that's a...
00:22:20 That's a bit silly.
00:22:22 Yeah, I got a question.
00:22:24 Here. Why don't you write this down in your diary and come and...
00:22:31 Journal. Boys have journals.
00:22:38 Done.
00:22:43 Yeah.
00:22:45 Do you always dress like that?
00:22:48 Only when I'm wearing clothes.
00:22:52 [Whistles]
00:22:54 Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
00:23:00 First we need to know if the mass of hell is changing in time.
00:23:04 [Alarm clock]
00:23:06 Oh, we've got to meet Dalton.
00:23:08 Yep. Nice work for today.
00:23:10 Thanks.
00:23:12 Sorry.
00:23:14 We're taking the job.
00:23:17 So we're breaking rule number what?
00:23:20 No. I'm breaking rule number one.
00:23:23 You're doing what you're told.
00:23:25 If that's the only rule you need to... worry about.
00:23:28 What about all that stuff you said earlier? You're de facto.
00:23:32 Uh-oh.
00:23:34 Yeah. Well, for the time being, there's three of us, so...
00:23:38 I'm making an exception, but I want this done carefully, all right?
00:23:42 Full info. Plans. The usual, all right?
00:23:45 I want everything by fifteen hundred tomorrow.
00:23:48 And one more thing. The thing I love.
00:23:51 What was that about my glove?
00:23:53 No. I think he says he's in love.
00:23:55 Huh? The journalist, bartender, writer, singer, person? Huh?
00:23:59 Don't worry, ladies. I'm not off the market. Just up for sale.
00:24:02 See you tomorrow.
00:24:04 Wow. He must really be in love.
00:24:07 How do you know?
00:24:09 He's never changed his mind.
00:24:11 You look like you could use a pit cell.
00:24:15 [knock on door]
00:24:17 Hey.
00:24:21 So you're breaking the first rule.
00:24:23 What? Excuse me?
00:24:26 The 24-hour rule.
00:24:28 Before the first call.
00:24:31 Right. Um...
00:24:33 I forgot my darts.
00:24:35 And that's the best excuse you can come up with?
00:24:38 No. Um...
00:24:41 I forgot to tip you.
00:24:43 Oh. Okay.
00:24:45 I'll take that.
00:24:47 And I was also thinking about...
00:24:51 asking you out tomorrow.
00:24:54 Why not just ask me out now?
00:24:58 I could offer you a few tips.
00:25:00 Great! Great.
00:25:02 Oh, but about that tip.
00:25:04 Of course. Of course.
00:25:07 Oh, stop, stop, stop.
00:25:10 I can't accept money from a man.
00:25:12 I just accept it.
00:25:14 You can pay me.
00:25:20 I was only thinking of a couple dollars anyway, so...
00:25:26 You're not helping your cause.
00:25:29 When do you graduate?
00:25:38 Whenever I want to, I suppose.
00:25:41 Then why are you still here?
00:25:43 I got this job.
00:25:45 People rely on me, and I need to find a replacement.
00:25:49 Besides, I don't really know what I want to do when I grow up.
00:25:53 Well, I think you'd make a good maid.
00:25:57 I think we should turn the spotlight around here.
00:26:02 I want to know how a bartender/lounge singer gets a full-ride scholarship.
00:26:11 By tricking others into doing menial tasks while I study.
00:26:16 Touche.
00:26:18 Wha--? What are these?
00:26:21 Oh, it's not what you think.
00:26:24 Really? What am I thinking?
00:26:27 I don't know.
00:26:29 You want me to tell you what I'm thinking?
00:26:31 I don't think so.
00:26:33 Look, if I'm going to be folding all your laundry, I should be able to question each piece.
00:26:39 I'll tell you about these T-shirts. I bought this at K-Mart.
00:26:43 No, I want to know about those.
00:26:47 It's none of your business.
00:26:50 Am I wasting my time here?
00:26:57 Do you have something better to do?
00:26:59 Yeah, I do, actually, because folding strange men's underwear is about second to everything.
00:27:06 Ever.
00:27:08 You are that much fun, aren't you?
00:27:20 Why? Because I don't want the underpants back?
00:27:23 Girl runs away flirtatiously.
00:27:26 Boy catches girl.
00:27:28 Girl decides if she will let him kiss her.
00:27:32 Hmm, okay, I see.
00:27:34 Well, boy kisses girl.
00:27:37 Boy gets girl pregnant.
00:27:39 Boy marries girl.
00:27:41 Girl divorces boy.
00:27:42 Boy pays alimony.
00:27:44 All right, all right, I'll chase you with the underpants. Go.
00:27:52 Dalton, a thing like that just happens.
00:27:56 I can't plan it out.
00:27:58 All right, all right, I'll tell you what. You chase me with underwear. Go.
00:28:02 Forget it.
00:28:07 I gotta take this.
00:28:12 Dalton?
00:28:13 Yeah?
00:28:14 The cow jumped over the moon.
00:28:16 Now?
00:28:17 The cow waits for Noah.
00:28:18 Fine.
00:28:20 Well, uh, that's my job, Colin, so I gotta go when they call.
00:28:27 That's too bad.
00:28:30 We were getting so close.
00:28:34 [music]
00:28:36 Uh, Dalton?
00:28:53 Yeah?
00:28:54 They're more durable than the other underwear.
00:29:01 Well, they never get mixed up with my roommates.
00:29:05 [music]
00:29:07 Oh, she didn't come again.
00:29:27 Ha! All right, you ready to get started?
00:29:32 [laughs]
00:29:36 All right, let's get started.
00:29:39 Right. Target A.
00:29:41 Warchowski, Sarah, senior, English major, 4.0 GPA.
00:29:47 Random activist. No exploitable flaws. Except one.
00:29:53 She writes papers for students.
00:29:55 In the future, avoid contradictions such as "no exploitable flaws" followed by "except one."
00:30:02 Got it.
00:30:03 Right, 'cause I get all excited, you know, and then all disappointed.
00:30:06 But then all excited again, you know?
00:30:08 Yes.
00:30:09 Next is McD, Jason, he's a freshman and already failing out of school.
00:30:15 Well, we can't count on that, so, uh, vices.
00:30:19 He's a gambler. He's a card shark on his way to becoming a hustler.
00:30:22 Well, maybe we can find a way to make him gamble his tuition away.
00:30:26 That won't help this semester.
00:30:28 Give me his feeding place and time. I have an idea.
00:30:33 Next.
00:30:34 Uh, Mac?
00:30:37 Don't ask.
00:30:38 Yeah, this is a tough one.
00:30:41 Gruber, Brandon, sophomore, lives in the dorm, steady girlfriend, totally average in every way.
00:30:48 What about...
00:30:51 Don't even think about it.
00:30:54 What's Weapon X?
00:30:55 He's the one nut I can't crack.
00:30:58 He's too unpredictable.
00:31:00 He graduates this year. That's what we've been waiting for.
00:31:05 I was hoping he'd graduate before it came to this.
00:31:07 Really? I like the sound of that.
00:31:11 Okay, Anna, you come with me. Mac, you start with McD.
00:31:18 I hope that's the last of the rhyming.
00:31:20 It's all in the timing!
00:31:22 So, uh, straight up poker or grammar games?
00:31:44 Straight up, brother, please.
00:31:46 Bit of advice. You really want to learn, lay some cash on the table.
00:31:51 Thanks.
00:31:52 Hey, man, come on. I can see you know exactly what you're doing.
00:31:55 I was trying to help. If you're looking for players, I can fill in.
00:31:59 Got a date. Saturday. Real hush-hush kind of thing.
00:32:03 Jason McD. Nice to meet you.
00:32:06 Johnny Utah.
00:32:08 So this, uh, this date, think she'd mind some company?
00:32:13 It's a blind date.
00:32:14 I'll bet your date would love the chance to jump all over my sweet ass, huh?
00:32:18 You know we're talking about a poker game, right?
00:32:23 All right. Look, say bring a grand in cash.
00:32:28 My man!
00:32:29 Listen, bring four packages of Cambridge Elites, new, remove the shrink wrap, keep them in your pocket, until somebody asks for them.
00:32:35 And remember this passcode.
00:32:38 Or you're going to be in a world of hurt before you can get through the door.
00:32:41 Oh, yeah. You tell anybody, and I'm going to...
00:32:49 Just don't tell anybody.
00:32:55 Got a good idea on how to get Borchowski.
00:32:59 Women and education. Sorry, I don't really proofread term papers.
00:33:07 Just read it.
00:33:10 Women have long been blah-ba-da-blah-ba-da-blah-ba-da-blah.
00:33:14 It's not a question of whether women should be educated, but whether they can be educated.
00:33:19 That is offensive to me.
00:33:21 A woman gets letters like this all the time.
00:33:23 We have to save them in case one of these whack jobs tries to kill them or something.
00:33:26 What does that have to do with us?
00:33:28 Mac planted a batch file on Borchowski's computer.
00:33:30 But we're using all the same titles and file names of the papers that she's been selling to students.
00:33:35 So every time she attempts to print a paper, she ends up with one of these.
00:33:40 You know, that little plan of yours isn't too far from dousing people in gasoline.
00:33:46 They've already doused themselves. We're just lighting the match.
00:33:49 I don't like it. A lot of people could get hurt like that.
00:33:55 None of these people deserve to graduate anyway.
00:34:04 [makes mouth noises]
00:34:06 We'll go with it.
00:34:21 But in the future, we are going to have to sync up on our strategic methods, meaning...
00:34:25 you're going to have to start thinking like me.
00:34:28 Do I have to wear this scarf?
00:34:32 Uh, yes.
00:34:34 Okay. Where's the Queen now, pendejo?
00:34:50 Come mierda.
00:34:57 Que es your problem, man? What's your problem?
00:34:59 You've been losing us for all day, huh? Huh?
00:35:01 You got some... Just shut up.
00:35:03 You boys like cards?
00:35:06 What do you think, hombre?
00:35:09 What do you say to poker?
00:35:13 Poker, huh?
00:35:18 [silence]
00:35:20 [drum roll]
00:35:23 [piano music]
00:35:25 [piano music]
00:35:33 Turk!
00:35:38 Hey Turk, Brandon Gruber.
00:35:46 Uh, are you my new roomie?
00:35:48 Hmm. I've never been anyone's roomie before.
00:35:52 What a warm sensation.
00:35:54 Can you feel it?
00:35:57 I'm sorry, I'll open a window.
00:36:00 [thud]
00:36:13 I know when my last roommate was transferred, I was almost sure some freak...
00:36:18 Uh, was gonna move in.
00:36:24 I hear ya. I had that same fear with my last ten roommates.
00:36:29 Oh, your last ten roommates?
00:36:31 Yeah. We never quite made it to "roomie" status.
00:36:35 I see you're into crafts.
00:36:41 You're not?
00:36:43 [laughing]
00:37:07 Which one of you geniuses ordered ethnic minorities in government?
00:37:11 [drum roll]
00:37:13 Thanks.
00:37:21 A hundred bucks.
00:37:26 You know, I bet there's a real freak underneath that frigid exterior.
00:37:34 I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
00:37:37 A hundred bucks.
00:37:39 [knocking]
00:37:45 [knocking]
00:37:48 Si, senor?
00:37:52 I'm here for the game.
00:37:54 Tell me what I want to hear.
00:38:00 Oh, yeah.
00:38:03 [sighs]
00:38:05 Honey, I'm home.
00:38:08 Say it right.
00:38:11 What?
00:38:13 Say it.
00:38:15 Johnny, I'm home!
00:38:18 Are you kidding me?
00:38:20 Say it, gringo!
00:38:22 Honey, I'm home!
00:38:25 I can hear you!
00:38:28 Honey, I'm home!
00:38:32 Again.
00:38:35 What?
00:38:36 Honey, I'm home!
00:38:41 Now say it like you love me.
00:38:43 What?
00:38:46 As this is a cultural studies class,
00:38:53 I thought it would be good if we spent some time reading our papers to one another.
00:38:57 Let each other know how we feel about diversity on campus and in America.
00:39:02 How does that sound?
00:39:04 [coughs]
00:39:06 Good.
00:39:09 Mr. Roberts, why don't you start?
00:39:13 Yeah, Bob!
00:39:14 Bob!
00:39:25 Diversity on campus.
00:39:28 By me.
00:39:30 Bobby!
00:39:31 Cultural diversity is a necessary part of any university setting.
00:39:38 It gives the preeminent race a venue to show their superiority.
00:39:45 Go on, please, we're all adults.
00:39:49 I think I might have made a mistake.
00:39:51 Go on. Shock us with your insight.
00:39:55 [coughs]
00:39:58 Minorities should be allowed to learn about their place in society.
00:40:04 Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:40:06 Now one more time, just for the ladies!
00:40:09 Honey, I'm home!
00:40:16 [laughs]
00:40:18 [singing]
00:40:25 Woo!
00:40:27 Too tall, so I call you Gorda.
00:40:31 [whirring]
00:40:34 [music]
00:40:37 [clanging]
00:40:40 [music stops]
00:40:42 [music]
00:41:03 Mi house es your casa.
00:41:06 It's a nice place you got here, guys.
00:41:09 Are you done running your mouth, Chico?
00:41:11 So, gentlemen, who's feeling lucky?
00:41:17 You're going to be lucky if you come out of here with that shirt on.
00:41:23 Eh, Ramon?
00:41:25 Me getting behind Berliner.
00:41:33 Hey, thought you guys spoke Espanola?
00:41:37 Huh? No?
00:41:39 What I said was, uh, don't you talk.
00:41:44 He can't make it tonight.
00:41:46 Everything's set, Mr. Banderas.
00:41:49 What if they see the cameras?
00:41:51 They can't. They're moving too fast.
00:41:53 What are you talking about?
00:41:54 They're attached to the ceiling fan.
00:41:56 Four blades, four cameras, four seats.
00:41:58 We just calibrated the shutter speed to match the blade rotation.
00:42:02 Really? Awesome.
00:42:06 [music]
00:42:08 What is this?
00:42:13 Is this... is this my room?
00:42:16 [music]
00:42:18 Hey.
00:42:26 Wow, you working on a vinyl or something?
00:42:30 Nah. It's amazing what I'll do when I get bored.
00:42:35 Oh yeah? So you're pretty bored, huh?
00:42:38 No.
00:42:42 They don't have anything. Lay down some more money.
00:42:50 [music]
00:42:58 I raise you and call you.
00:43:01 Oh, damn it.
00:43:08 Say hello to my little friends.
00:43:23 My little friends, right.
00:43:27 What'd you say, hombre?
00:43:29 Uh, I said I could've played all night.
00:43:33 That's right.
00:43:36 The women's movement is more closely related to a bowel movement.
00:43:45 Uh-oh.
00:43:46 Look, Mr. Johnson, you made your point. I didn't write this book.
00:43:49 Go on. Keep reading. I think the next paragraph was my favorite.
00:43:53 [silence]
00:43:55 Read!
00:44:00 And nothing could be worse than those...
00:44:09 niggas.
00:44:11 [music]
00:44:13 Play white boy, because you're making Ramon very mad.
00:44:18 [music]
00:44:21 [clap]
00:44:23 And then the Zionists come in.
00:44:32 Ho, ho, ho. Easy, hombre. Easy.
00:44:42 I want my money back.
00:44:48 I want my booze.
00:44:50 He got some spleen in the room.
00:45:01 And that's why America is a steaming cesspool of diversity.
00:45:07 You need to chill with the words.
00:45:11 I don't see what the problem is, son.
00:45:13 You turned in the same exact paper word for word.
00:45:17 For real?
00:45:18 For real.
00:45:19 I gotta go.
00:45:21 Come back here, you gringo. Come back here right now.
00:45:25 I want my money.
00:45:26 You cheat Enrique. Nobody cheats Enrique.
00:45:29 I want that shirt.
00:45:30 I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
00:45:33 Hijo de la gran.
00:45:35 Come back here. I got you, gringo. I got you.
00:45:37 What was that about?
00:45:39 Track and field.
00:45:42 Hey, listen, Dalton.
00:45:43 How about I come over to the house tonight,
00:45:45 and cook dinner before we go to the movie?
00:45:47 No. No, no.
00:45:49 Um, we should just meet there, you know,
00:45:52 because I don't want to be late.
00:45:54 And, uh, we can have popcorn for dinner.
00:45:57 You hate popcorn.
00:45:59 Microwave popcorn. You know nothing about me.
00:46:02 What is going on?
00:46:08 Shop put.
00:46:11 Shop put.
00:46:14 [Footsteps]
00:46:16 [Dramatic music]
00:46:29 [Dramatic music]
00:46:31 [Scream]
00:46:48 Why don't you tell me about this girl?
00:46:54 Maybe I can, uh, help you out.
00:46:56 She's a girl. I'm not disarming a bomb.
00:47:00 You know, you might be building one.
00:47:02 Aw, listen to Mac.
00:47:04 He might be able to give you some good advice.
00:47:06 Like how to take a slap.
00:47:08 Ah, yes. Always turn away from the open hand.
00:47:10 Never towards. You gotta roll with it.
00:47:12 Hey, good news.
00:47:14 Today, McD filed notice that he won't be finishing the semester
00:47:17 due to personal reasons.
00:47:19 [Knocking]
00:47:21 What was that?
00:47:25 The door?
00:47:27 Our door?
00:47:30 Ellie?
00:47:40 Hey, Nathan.
00:47:41 Hey!
00:47:42 Ellie! What the?
00:47:44 Oh, wait! Wait, don't!
00:47:46 Nice place.
00:47:51 Do the staring people come with it, too?
00:47:54 Um, yes, they do, actually.
00:47:57 Um, this is Mac, my part friend.
00:48:00 My friend. My part-time friend.
00:48:03 We were, we had a falling out for a while.
00:48:06 And this is his...
00:48:08 Cousin.
00:48:09 Girlfriend! Uh, cousin's girlfriend.
00:48:12 Anna. Who would be Anna.
00:48:15 And, uh, this is Ellie, my bar-friender.
00:48:18 Tender. My bartender friend.
00:48:21 Yeah, I guess I'm his bartender.
00:48:24 Yeah.
00:48:25 Well, um, I think I have enough for everybody.
00:48:29 You know what?
00:48:31 Can we do this another time?
00:48:34 Why? Don't we have a date tonight?
00:48:37 I know, I know. I just, uh...
00:48:39 It's not really a good time.
00:48:41 Place, really. It's not really...
00:48:44 The area's bad.
00:48:45 You know, Dalton, I can't figure it out, man.
00:48:48 This place, I mean, you dress like a...
00:48:51 Dork.
00:48:52 Honey.
00:48:53 Ellie, please. I'm...
00:48:56 You know, Dalton, aren't you late for that appointment?
00:49:00 With the... Dean?
00:49:02 Or something?
00:49:04 What was I thinking?
00:49:07 Oh, Dalton, you really do have an appointment.
00:49:13 What?
00:49:14 Yeah, uh, Fred called from Scooby-Doo.
00:49:17 He wants his scarf back.
00:49:19 Fascinating.
00:49:23 You're telling me you do, in fact, accept cash payments
00:49:27 from cheating students in exchange for writing their papers,
00:49:32 but you didn't write these papers.
00:49:35 Something like that.
00:49:37 Is that supposed to make it better?
00:49:40 Yes.
00:49:42 Get out of my office.
00:49:44 Get out of this school.
00:49:47 Davis.
00:49:50 Yes, sir?
00:49:51 Any luck with those pants yet?
00:49:53 It's kind of drafty in here.
00:49:55 Why does he have a diaphragm?
00:50:06 No, a diorama.
00:50:08 It's like a box with little things in it, but it's creepier than that.
00:50:11 Just relax. You can stay with me for a while.
00:50:13 No! I can't come stay with you.
00:50:15 Look, I gotta get off campus.
00:50:17 I think my life's in danger here.
00:50:19 Isn't that a little extreme?
00:50:21 Just open it.
00:50:22 Beth, I'm obviously a little too scared to open the box, okay?
00:50:26 You haven't seen what I've seen.
00:50:28 Just open it, you wolf.
00:50:31 [lighter clicks]
00:50:34 [music playing]
00:50:37 [music playing]
00:50:39 [screaming]
00:51:06 [screaming]
00:51:08 Hey, Dalton.
00:51:11 Hey, Dalton.
00:51:13 Dr. Hugh called. He wants his scarf.
00:51:15 That's...
00:51:16 God, Beck.
00:51:17 Never mind.
00:51:18 What's with the threads there, fancy pants?
00:51:20 You're spoiling my mood.
00:51:22 Eh? Well, this should help.
00:51:24 Gruber was officially placed on academic probation today.
00:51:27 He missed two crucial tests.
00:51:28 No way he can pass now.
00:51:30 I think we may have gone too far this time.
00:51:33 Turk was spotted at the craft store.
00:51:35 Gruber checked into a motel.
00:51:36 I think he's gonna be all right.
00:51:38 I hope he saves some money for therapy.
00:51:40 I got this one.
00:51:42 No, I got it.
00:51:44 I'm gonna surprise Ellie tonight.
00:51:46 Hmm, that scarf should do it.
00:51:48 [footsteps]
00:51:50 As long as you don't mind paying for one more.
00:52:08 Shit.
00:52:17 That's our payment.
00:52:19 How did this happen?
00:52:25 It happens when you have a set of rules that you break.
00:52:27 That's how.
00:52:28 It's not your fault, Dalton.
00:52:30 Oh, really?
00:52:31 Whose fault is it, then?
00:52:33 She's right, you know.
00:52:35 Prepare for code red.
00:52:38 Has it gone that far?
00:52:39 Prepare for code red, I said.
00:52:42 We're gonna hit Ellie?
00:52:46 I've got a set of rules that I have to follow.
00:52:49 Just wanted to let you know, you sleep with your hat on.
00:53:12 I've never seen your neck, Dalton.
00:53:15 Did you do this?
00:53:17 No.
00:53:19 Are you mad that I asked?
00:53:21 Only if you don't believe me.
00:53:23 Was I right, though?
00:53:27 Yeah, all three targets were members of the scholarship fund.
00:53:30 What about Ellie?
00:53:31 Not Ellie.
00:53:33 Anna.
00:53:36 She does like you, Dalton, but too much to do this.
00:53:39 Well, who then? Because...
00:53:42 It doesn't matter.
00:53:43 I mean, if you really care about Ellie, you shouldn't do this.
00:53:46 Don't worry, she's never gonna know.
00:53:49 Yeah, but you will.
00:53:51 Can I come in?
00:53:58 Unless you know something I don't. Looks like you just did.
00:54:01 I brought the flowers you asked for.
00:54:03 Are they pretty?
00:54:04 Yes.
00:54:06 Listen, you know I'm with you on this, right?
00:54:09 You don't have a choice.
00:54:11 I understand that.
00:54:13 No, no, I do have a choice. I just, uh...
00:54:16 don't want to make it any worse.
00:54:18 I think your client would agree with that.
00:54:21 What are you talking about?
00:54:24 I mean, the girl's bad news, right?
00:54:26 She's a journalist, Dalton!
00:54:29 So?
00:54:30 So?
00:54:32 She happens to know where you live?
00:54:34 She's been digging around, asking about your job.
00:54:37 Dalton, come on, you are front page news.
00:54:40 If this girl exposes you, she is just gonna expose your client too.
00:54:43 No.
00:54:45 Even if she found out, she wouldn't tell anybody.
00:54:48 Billy, look what you're about to do to her.
00:54:52 You're too good at this.
00:54:56 She never has to know it was you.
00:54:58 What's Code Red?
00:55:03 Shred everything, scatter the four corners of the earth.
00:55:09 There are only three of us, Dalton.
00:55:11 Exactly.
00:55:13 I have nothing to say to you.
00:55:21 We don't have to talk.
00:55:23 I don't want to do anything with you.
00:55:26 Uh, does that include building sandcastles?
00:55:32 Especially building sandcastles.
00:55:37 And Dalton, if you bought me flowers, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts.
00:55:41 No flowers?
00:55:46 Never.
00:55:48 Flowers.
00:55:49 I thought you were gonna kick me in the nuts.
00:55:53 I wanted both.
00:55:55 Look, I...
00:55:59 I quit that job.
00:56:01 I'm all yours now.
00:56:05 Look, let's just...
00:56:07 Let's just go to the beach.
00:56:09 This must be serious.
00:56:20 Yeah.
00:56:22 You don't like the beach much, do you?
00:56:25 I despise it.
00:56:27 Then why are we here?
00:56:29 Because girls like the beach, right?
00:56:34 Well, since we're here, cheers to sanding your shorts.
00:56:39 Yeah.
00:56:40 Too late for that.
00:56:42 Thank you.
00:56:43 Okay, new rule.
00:56:47 No more changing subjects.
00:56:49 I want to know, in detail, why you don't like the beach.
00:56:54 No, it's too personal.
00:56:59 I think I deserve something personal.
00:57:03 Okay.
00:57:05 Okay, fine.
00:57:08 When I was a kid, I lived in a place where there was a boat dock on the bay.
00:57:15 I never lived more than a few steps from the ocean my entire life.
00:57:19 I mean, I used to love it.
00:57:22 But...
00:57:23 Every day after school, I would run from the bus right down to the dock.
00:57:29 I didn't play baseball or hula hoop like those other kids.
00:57:34 I just wanted to swim.
00:57:36 You know?
00:57:37 This one day, I ran down to the dock and just jumped.
00:57:41 I didn't look. I just jumped.
00:57:44 Well, that day, there just happened to be...
00:57:48 a dead manatee in the water.
00:57:51 And he had been there long enough that his body had started to decay.
00:57:58 I jumped right through him.
00:58:01 I jumped through the carcass of a dead manatee.
00:58:08 Mama!
00:58:10 Mom!
00:58:11 Mama!
00:58:12 Mama!
00:58:14 That was... personal.
00:58:18 I told you.
00:58:21 Do you realize that we've been together for 12 hours?
00:58:26 Non-stop.
00:58:28 We've eaten two meals together in a row.
00:58:32 Wow, that's kind of nice.
00:58:35 I say we make it three meals in a row.
00:58:41 But we just had dinner, so...
00:58:45 [sad music]
00:58:52 So, what do you think?
00:59:09 I think the scarf is a little over the top.
00:59:13 [sigh]
00:59:14 I thought I could pull it off.
00:59:21 I think I could pull it off.
00:59:24 Stop it. I have to go to class.
00:59:27 I'm turning in my piece today.
00:59:29 Really?
00:59:30 You can hide a gun in that outfit?
00:59:33 No, it's a paper that I've been writing.
00:59:35 I think it's going to get published.
00:59:37 Great!
00:59:39 [silence]
00:59:42 [music]
00:59:46 [music]
00:59:49 Hi guys.
01:00:13 Listen Dalton, I'm going to have to take a rain check on the coffee
01:00:17 because I have to get to class.
01:00:19 Okay.
01:00:20 I didn't realize that lady was kidding.
01:00:22 Sure.
01:00:23 See you.
01:00:25 See you later.
01:00:29 I hope this means you've changed your mind.
01:00:36 Uh, no, no, I like the one I have just fine, thanks.
01:00:41 You've hit rock bottom, man.
01:00:43 The only way you can get lower is if you laid down.
01:00:46 Oh, now you have morals.
01:00:49 We're ruining people's lives here, okay?
01:00:51 And that coat of yours is a fine insulator, but I just don't have the stomach for it.
01:00:54 Come on, Mac, we're only ruining their lives on campus.
01:00:57 That's another cozy mantra.
01:00:59 And things fell apart when she came around.
01:01:01 Are you calling her a Yoko now?
01:01:03 How could I forget the clever analogies?
01:01:05 You know what? You two deserve each other.
01:01:07 Look, can I have one last request?
01:01:09 We'll see.
01:01:10 Just tell me when the ball has snapped, okay?
01:01:12 Whatever.
01:01:13 Yeah, fine. Good.
01:01:15 Leave.
01:01:16 See if I care.
01:01:18 Coffee?
01:01:22 Okay.
01:01:29 [sighs]
01:01:31 [sad music]
01:01:41 Shoot.
01:01:43 Davis, at this point, I don't really care how well the pants fit.
01:01:48 I can't keep running this campaign from behind this desk.
01:01:52 I'm sorry, sir. I'll get right on top of it, sir.
01:01:56 Davis.
01:01:57 You can go now.
01:02:00 Yes, sir.
01:02:02 And don't worry about your pants, sir.
01:02:04 Thank you, Davis.
01:02:06 You're welcome, sir.
01:02:07 Anna.
01:02:09 What's with the long face?
01:02:13 It's finished.
01:02:15 I'm just here for the money.
01:02:17 I thought you would have figured this out by now.
01:02:22 Out by now?
01:02:24 That's not cash.
01:02:26 You're getting very good at this.
01:02:28 You're not paying?
01:02:37 Why would you think I would pay?
01:02:40 If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't have needed your boyfriend.
01:02:43 So this is how you make good on your promises?
01:02:46 Promises?
01:02:48 To thugs who accept money to destroy other people's lives?
01:02:52 The difference between you and me is that I'm succeeding and you're surviving.
01:02:59 Well, I guess I got a lot to learn.
01:03:02 Lesson number one.
01:03:04 Never incriminate yourself.
01:03:06 Ellie.
01:03:15 Hi.
01:03:16 Is Dalton home?
01:03:18 No, no.
01:03:19 Okay.
01:03:20 Hey, Ellie.
01:03:21 There's something I have to tell you.
01:03:25 What is it?
01:03:27 There's some pitzels in the kitchen.
01:03:34 Well, thanks, Mac.
01:03:37 I love your pitzels.
01:03:40 [Door opens]
01:03:42 [Door closes]
01:03:47 [Footsteps]
01:03:49 [Gun cocks]
01:04:01 [Sighs]
01:04:10 [Footsteps]
01:04:12 [Glass shatters]
01:04:23 I was expelled today.
01:04:28 I know.
01:04:30 Nothing about that, really.
01:04:33 Then what's this all about?
01:04:35 I'm making you a scrapbook.
01:04:37 [Slap]
01:04:38 [Sighs]
01:04:40 I'm sorry.
01:04:42 I'm gonna set it all straight, I promise you.
01:04:44 I don't see how you can, Dalton.
01:04:45 I read your article.
01:04:46 Alright, it's all coming together.
01:04:48 I can fix this.
01:04:49 I just need your help.
01:04:51 [Footsteps]
01:04:53 [Sighs]
01:04:59 [Phone rings]
01:05:01 Yeah.
01:05:06 The ball's been snapped.
01:05:08 If you hurry, you can get the interception.
01:05:10 Thank you.
01:05:12 Ha.
01:05:13 You were right, you know.
01:05:15 Would you believe I'm laying down right now?
01:05:17 Well, this is worth getting up for.
01:05:20 You know, the ball weights were...
01:05:22 [Slap]
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01:05:36 [Silence]
01:05:38 I believe that's for me.
01:05:44 [Sighs]
01:05:46 Mac.
01:05:54 Who's next?
01:05:55 My mother?
01:05:57 I wish that was true.
01:06:01 Dalton, I am sorry.
01:06:02 I was just a courier.
01:06:03 I think you were a little more involved than that, Anna.
01:06:06 Ellie was exposing Brennan, not me.
01:06:10 I never meant to hurt you.
01:06:11 I know what you're doing for Brennan, okay?
01:06:14 Those scholarship funds are meant for...
01:06:18 scholarships.
01:06:20 What are you gonna do?
01:06:22 [Sighs]
01:06:24 Well, I...
01:06:26 I can't do this without you, so I think the question is...
01:06:30 what are you gonna do?
01:06:33 Whatever it takes.
01:06:37 Meet me out front in five minutes.
01:06:42 I gotta take care of something.
01:06:44 We're all good.
01:06:54 Does this mean you're doing the right thing?
01:06:56 How does Operation Infinite Justice sound?
01:06:59 Sounds like we're back in business.
01:07:01 Hm.
01:07:02 Would you believe you're the first person to take this one out?
01:07:05 Breaking with tradition, I guess.
01:07:07 Is this your way of apologizing to me?
01:07:09 Don't be ridiculous.
01:07:10 Well, I love you, too.
01:07:12 Listen, call the kids.
01:07:14 Make sure they're home for dinner.
01:07:16 Dinner waits for no--
01:07:17 I love this book.
01:07:18 It's got one of those all-time great endings.
01:07:21 I hope so.
01:07:25 [Sighs]
01:07:27 I forgot the book.
01:07:33 So now, you're saying...
01:07:38 that the President of the United States had us expelled.
01:07:43 No, you moron.
01:07:48 He did.
01:07:52 Did so?
01:07:54 You see, Brennan was using the scholarship fund
01:07:56 to launder campaign contributions from less reputable sources.
01:08:00 But the money got spent, the sources dried up,
01:08:03 and you guys were costing him a lot of money he didn't have.
01:08:06 So his plan was to get us kicked out of school
01:08:09 so that he wouldn't have to pay.
01:08:11 We lost my vote.
01:08:14 And now this guy's running the country.
01:08:20 Yeah. Yeah, that's what's happening.
01:08:23 So, do we have a deal?
01:08:25 Holy--
01:08:26 Uh, yeah.
01:08:28 They took my finger.
01:08:30 But I took their money.
01:08:31 Eh? Eh? What? Eh?
01:08:34 Um...
01:08:44 So we're square, then?
01:08:48 I just want a piece of the President.
01:08:50 You know what you have to do, right?
01:09:01 Yeah.
01:09:02 Okay. Short leash. Very short leash.
01:09:05 Understood.
01:09:06 Like to better when we pick it in code.
01:09:08 Don't forget this.
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01:09:13 Thank you for having me here today.
01:09:22 I think you'll be very interested in what I have to say.
01:09:24 Well, now, it's our pleasure, miss.
01:09:26 Now, what can we do for you?
01:09:28 Christine said there are a bunch of protesters outside the press conference.
01:09:35 Any good news yet?
01:09:36 Great news, actually.
01:09:38 I was waiting to tell you, but--
01:09:40 Excuse me. Who are you?
01:09:44 It's all right, Davis. I'll be out in about five minutes.
01:09:48 Yes, sir.
01:09:49 What are you going to do? Hit me, son?
01:10:02 You are way behind me.
01:10:04 Damn straight. It's been 25 years since I had your job.
01:10:08 Yeah, I thought we may have that in common.
01:10:11 Oh, I bet we have a lot in common.
01:10:13 I don't think I'm anything like you.
01:10:16 We don't have to like each other for me to appreciate a job well done.
01:10:21 Listen, I got a question for you.
01:10:23 Did you ever think of yourself as a hitman?
01:10:28 I never really thought about it.
01:10:31 Well, there's one thing we don't have in common right there.
01:10:35 We're not finished here yet, are we?
01:10:37 Actually, I think we're both finished. In fact--
01:10:41 Before you prattle on with accusations, I know you don't have any evidence connecting me to your activities.
01:10:46 You gonna let me fish, chief?
01:10:48 Very well. Be my guest.
01:10:52 Well, I thought you'd like to know that three exceptionally talented students
01:10:58 were let back into the university today by the school board.
01:11:01 Excuse me?
01:11:02 The three scholarship students. Their records were expunged.
01:11:05 I don't think so.
01:11:07 Unfortunately, I had to take their place.
01:11:11 Davis, can you please contact the university and verify the unfortunate status of our scholarship students?
01:11:19 Don't have to, sir. That was the great news. It was a clerical mistake.
01:11:22 All the students are still enrolled.
01:11:24 Um, Mr. Brennan? There are a lot of people waiting.
01:11:29 Hello?
01:11:30 Son of a bitch!
01:11:32 You knew boyfriends were a real pain in the ass.
01:11:39 Boyfriends are a real pain in the ass.
01:11:44 I hope you have some good news for me.
01:11:46 Sure do.
01:11:47 Atta girl.
01:11:49 This is a copy of the documentation on its way to the Herald.
01:11:54 Do you think they're gonna print an article written by a college girl?
01:12:02 Who would believe that I hired a kid to help me get scholarship students expelled?
01:12:08 You know what? You're right.
01:12:11 What was I thinking?
01:12:13 You tried real hard, kid.
01:12:17 Damn it!
01:12:19 One more thing, Chief.
01:12:21 What is it, son?
01:12:23 Never mind.
01:12:27 I can explain.
01:12:41 This is not what it appears.
01:12:44 I can explain. I'm not a crook!
01:12:47 You know, I really did want to be a tip man.
01:12:55 Well, you are.
01:12:57 Well, you had made a good one.
01:12:59 You had the lying and the deceit, and they ate you down pretty well.
01:13:04 Hey, thanks. Yeah, I get that. Nice.
01:13:07 Good.
01:13:08 Well, congratulations, everybody. We did it.
01:13:11 We sure did.
01:13:13 Mm-hmm.
01:13:14 Who are you?
01:13:16 What?
01:13:17 Oh, right.
01:13:19 Oh, Maggie.
01:13:21 So, going solo, huh?
01:13:26 Yep. Well, I am, anyway.
01:13:30 Doc, I don't believe what you did for me.
01:13:39 You mean for us.
01:13:42 Yeah.
01:13:44 You know, there's no Dalton Monroe enrolled in our school.
01:13:53 Hmm.
01:13:54 Well, I wonder who they're going to kick out, then.
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01:14:40 It's a paper that I've been working on. I think it might get published.
01:14:44 Great.
01:14:46 [laughter]
01:14:51 Hey.
01:14:55 So, you're breaking rule number one.
01:14:57 What?
01:14:58 Oh, that's not the right words. You're breaking the first rule, right?
01:15:01 I'm sorry about that.
01:15:03 Change.
01:15:05 Change.
01:15:09 Change.
01:15:11 What does that mean?
01:15:13 There are only three of us, Dalton.
01:15:16 Big time!
01:15:21 Got you!
01:15:23 [laughter]
01:15:25 Sorry!
01:15:27 Party!
01:15:29 [howling]
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01:15:54 So...
01:15:58 Let's...
01:16:00 [laughter]
01:16:03 ...look for a frigid exterior.
01:16:06 I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
01:16:10 [laughter]
01:16:17 Let's get a microphone, guys.
01:16:19 No.
01:16:21 [laughter]
01:16:30 [laughter]
01:16:33 This is not funny, up there!
01:16:36 Come on, come on, come on.
01:16:38 I am not a crook!
01:16:40 I can explain it!
01:16:43 [laughter]
01:16:47 Five, A, take two, marker.
01:16:49 I heard he once killed 40 men with his bear.
01:16:56 [laughter]
01:16:59 I heard he killed 40 men with his bear.
01:17:02 I heard he killed 40 men with his bear hands.
01:17:06 Like, how would he cover that?
01:17:08 What gloves?
01:17:10 [laughter]
01:17:14 Our work here is done.
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01:17:22 Es yor casa.
01:17:47 That's a nice place you got there.
01:17:49 Shoot them turkey in your mouth, Rico!
01:17:51 I have to get to class.
01:17:55 I have to turn in a paper today.
01:17:57 A paper?
01:17:58 What's in it? It's peace.
01:18:00 Oh, peace, right.
01:18:02 I don't think you can hide a gun in that outfit over there.
01:18:05 [laughter]
01:18:07 What'd you say, hombre?
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01:18:15 What if they see the fans?
01:18:21 I mean, yeah, the camera.
01:18:23 Dad.
01:18:24 What if they see the fans?
01:18:26 They would know everything.
01:18:28 Okay.
01:18:30 [laughter]
01:18:34 Wait, wait, wait.
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01:19:07 I'm back to you!
01:19:09 That didn't do it, you know.
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