Donald Duck Donald Duck E165 How to Have an Accident at Work
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00:00One can't guess who
00:03Who never, never starts an argument
00:06Who never shows a bit of temperament
00:09Who's never wrong but always right
00:12Who'd never dream of starting a fight
00:14Who gets stuck with all the bad luck
00:17Who's no one but Donald Duck
00:22Howdy! I'm JJ Fate, er, Fall Guy.
00:27My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there too.
00:31Voodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.
00:35You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me for their accidents.
00:41For example, my day usually starts like this.
00:51You can see Mr. Duck is very punctual.
00:55Here comes Daddy!
01:03The master has arrived!
01:07Do you want to kill somebody?
01:09Daddy's right.
01:12Somebody can slip and walk alone.
01:15Take it outside! Take a step! Don't do that!
01:18Take that arm! Take that arm! Be careful!
01:21Watch where you're going!
01:23Daddy's right.
01:27Whatcha trying to do? Bug yourself up?
01:31Daddy's right.
01:33Daddy's still right.
01:36He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.
01:41That's what I like to see.
01:44But when he arrives at work,
01:47oh, he checks in and his mind checks out.
01:53Mr. Duck, don't forget your safety gear!
01:56Sorry, I don't have unnecessary equipment.
02:04Where am I?
02:06Strictly nowhere.
02:08Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?
02:11It's Fate! That's what it is! Fate!
02:15Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
02:19Mr. Duck doesn't mean to goof, but
02:22everyone knows an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of hay!
02:28Anyone for cribbage?
02:32At home, Mr. Duck is old man fire prevention himself.
02:36But...
02:38now he's playing with fire!
02:41Oh, no! Not there, stupid!
02:45See what I mean?
02:50Think! That's a good thought!
02:58Keep your thoughts on the job, or your job might become...
03:05a headache!
03:07He really got a bang out of that one!
03:11This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb,
03:15Translation, work should have flat consecration from you,
03:20or you may become flat work.
03:28You know, since time began, man has sought to harness the powers of the universe,
03:34blending nature's chemicals with those resulting from his own ingenuity.
03:39Creating colossal vehicles to benefit mankind,
03:42and tremendous power plants to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines.
03:46With their symphony of movement and rhythmic beat,
03:49that keep man and machine working together as a coordinated team,
03:53turning our production to gladden the heart of management!
03:57He's not betting this on me, he's betting all of us!
04:01We're the futures of mankind,
04:04and I'm the future of mankind,
04:07as long as man does not put any value on what he creates.
04:15And he's not putting any value on the same old things that,
04:19he keeps on himself,
04:22he doesn't put any value on it!
04:25Il n'a pas fait ça sur moi !
04:29Bon, j'ai faim !
04:34J'ai faim !
04:35J'ai faim, j'ai faim, j'ai faim !
04:38N'essayez pas de faire la machine !
04:55Il n'y a pas de problème !
05:13Voici la boite numéro 1 de l'industrie !
05:18Très bientôt !
05:21Oh mon dieu ! C'est le moment !
05:26L'univers se déroule
05:28À cette affreuse capacité
05:44À la fin, les découvres
05:46Le test deкуbignons
05:48Et lui aussi
05:51Le futur
05:53Bien, c'est la faite !
05:54Oh ! Qu'est-ce que je dis ?