• 5 months ago
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00:00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:09 [BALLS BOUNCING]
00:00:10 [INAUDIBLE]
00:00:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:30 Oh!
00:00:31 I'm not looking!
00:00:31 What the heck?
00:00:33 He's dead, dude.
00:00:34 Come on, Patrick.
00:00:35 Get up, man.
00:00:36 He's dead, dude.
00:00:37 Come on, get up, dude.
00:00:38 He's dead.
00:00:39 He's not even moving.
00:00:40 How you gonna leave that dude alone?
00:00:43 He's out.
00:00:45 You need to get up before I go Gallagher
00:00:47 on the back of your head.
00:00:48 [BALL BOUNCING]
00:00:50 Oh!
00:00:51 Look what you did.
00:00:52 You're supposed to count down so he gets nervous.
00:00:54 Don't just knock the shit out of him again.
00:00:55 I told that dude I was going to get him before I shipped out.
00:00:58 Man, where you supposed to go?
00:00:59 You said I'm big on.
00:01:00 Oh, man.
00:01:00 I had to drop a load.
00:01:02 Man, I bet you didn't even flush.
00:01:03 I tried twice.
00:01:05 Hey, dude, I still can't believe you're going to the Army.
00:01:08 I'm going to be a bad motherfucker when I get back.
00:01:10 I'm going to cut your ass open, dig around a little bit,
00:01:12 and drop the knife in you.
00:01:13 [LAUGHS]
00:01:14 Man, you better be getting rid of all that
00:01:15 before you get in there.
00:01:16 Oh, this?
00:01:17 [LAUGHS]
00:01:18 This 100% sexy.
00:01:20 No, for real, though.
00:01:21 I'm going to send you all my address,
00:01:23 and then y'all can holla at me.
00:01:26 I'll see y'all later.
00:01:27 Man, what you going to do about this?
00:01:30 Shit.
00:01:31 I got something for you, dude.
00:01:32 Wait, wait, man.
00:01:33 What are you doing?
00:01:38 What are you doing?
00:01:40 Oh, no!
00:01:41 [LAUGHTER]
00:01:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01:46 [LAUGHTER]
00:01:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02:00 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:02:03 You're going to love this job.
00:02:20 Mm-hmm.
00:02:23 What the hell's the matter with you?
00:02:24 Nothing.
00:02:26 You got to talk all the time?
00:02:28 Well, normal people don't, but you do.
00:02:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02:33 Oops.
00:02:35 [LAUGHS]
00:02:42 You know how long it is out here working already?
00:02:45 You want to make time go by twice as slow by not talking?
00:02:47 I feel like we're being losers or something.
00:02:50 We're not doing what we're supposed to be doing.
00:02:52 What more do you want to do?
00:02:55 I mean, right now, this is where we are.
00:02:57 You're taking classes at UAM in the summer.
00:03:01 You have this summer job.
00:03:02 I know.
00:03:03 I've got all this.
00:03:05 We've got all this, and we're going to what, UAM?
00:03:08 Which is pretty much 13th grade.
00:03:10 Yeah, but it's a good place to get your basics out of the way,
00:03:11 and it only matters where you graduate from.
00:03:13 I just feel like I was destined for great things,
00:03:19 and I'm not doing anything.
00:03:20 And I feel like everyone who is supposed to do something,
00:03:22 they get to start young, like Mozart, and Newton,
00:03:26 and Alexander, and all of them.
00:03:27 Not that I'm trying to compare myself to them.
00:03:29 What about Einstein?
00:03:31 I mean, he didn't do good in school.
00:03:34 He ended up working in a patent office.
00:03:37 I mean, and Orville Redenbacher, he
00:03:40 didn't discover the whole popcorn thing
00:03:42 until he was like 50.
00:03:44 Orville Redenbacher?
00:03:46 Dude, you know who he is, don't you?
00:03:48 No, I'm not saying anything.
00:03:49 Orville Redenbacher, that's my new hero.
00:03:51 That's my inspiration for now on.
00:03:53 Besides, man, I've always felt like our friends were
00:03:55 supposed to work together.
00:03:56 We're such a tight-knit group of people,
00:03:58 and we have the same interests.
00:04:00 I mean, I just see us working in the same city,
00:04:03 living all in the same community,
00:04:06 and design like this really awesome video game or something.
00:04:11 Yeah, that'd be cool.
00:04:12 Really?
00:04:14 Well, just forget about it then.
00:04:15 What?
00:04:16 What?
00:04:18 Well, how about me sharing my vision for our friends
00:04:21 and something we can actually do,
00:04:23 and you just saying, yeah, that's cool.
00:04:25 Yeah, it's cool and everything.
00:04:26 I'm just saying, think about it.
00:04:28 Most of our friends can't even iron their own clothes.
00:04:30 How are we going to get them to code a video game?
00:04:31 What do you think I'm going to school for right now?
00:04:33 You're going to school, but you're
00:04:34 like doing that basic website stuff.
00:04:36 This is bigger.
00:04:39 It's coding.
00:04:40 It's computer coding.
00:04:41 It's the same thing.
00:04:43 I mean, we have books, internet.
00:04:45 We just need to commit to this and back each other up.
00:04:48 And we stick with it.
00:04:51 So you really think we could do this?
00:04:53 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:04:56 Shovel shake on it.
00:04:57 That's what I'm talking about.
00:05:04 Yeah.
00:05:05 [EXPLOSION]
00:05:07 What the fuck, man?
00:05:08 I shot him in the head five fucking times.
00:05:10 This is bullshit.
00:05:13 Did you hear what I said?
00:05:15 No, about the game.
00:05:17 Yeah, that's cool and all.
00:05:19 What?
00:05:21 I think you're underestimating the work that's going to go
00:05:24 into something like that.
00:05:25 Yeah, I know, but me and Gavin, we got all the books.
00:05:28 We got PDF files.
00:05:29 We got tutorials.
00:05:31 I know Gavin means well in all that, but you know him as well
00:05:34 as I do.
00:05:34 He's hot and heavy into one thing, one minute.
00:05:37 Three weeks later, he drops it or something.
00:05:38 I know, but I just feel like this time he's
00:05:40 more serious about it.
00:05:41 Because all the stuff we've done--
00:05:43 What the fuck?
00:05:44 Yeah, I see.
00:05:45 Yeah, throw fucking grenades.
00:05:46 It was all you fucking dudes.
00:05:47 You know you can't kill me out in the open, bitch.
00:05:49 What's up?
00:05:55 What the hell?
00:05:56 What are you doing here?
00:05:58 Dude, y'all are still doing the same shit.
00:06:01 Well, I'm sorry about what happened.
00:06:03 What are you talking about?
00:06:04 About you and Christina breaking up.
00:06:06 We didn't break up.
00:06:07 Oh, man, I just assumed this was the first time I've seen
00:06:10 you in four months.
00:06:11 You got jokes.
00:06:12 Tell you what, y'all do something besides this, and I
00:06:15 might show up more often.
00:06:16 What do you want?
00:06:17 It's warm in Arkansas.
00:06:18 You've got that big-ass pool outside, and you're in here
00:06:20 playing fucking video games.
00:06:21 OK, we'll go swimming.
00:06:23 If Oscar shows up without a shirt on, it's on your
00:06:25 conscience, though.
00:06:26 That's cool.
00:06:27 What the hell, man?
00:06:28 What the hell?
00:06:30 So where's Fat Ass?
00:06:31 He's over there in a chair.
00:06:33 Oh, snap, dude.
00:06:34 I forgot that dude was going into the military.
00:06:36 You'd think someone would call me whenever he was leaving.
00:06:39 Dude, it was my fault.
00:06:41 I forgot you existed.
00:06:42 You get a girlfriend.
00:06:43 We'll see how you act.
00:06:44 Dude, who am I supposed to date?
00:06:46 There's nobody here.
00:06:47 Every girl over the age of 18 is married with three kids.
00:06:50 And then all the other girls are going out of the deer can
00:06:52 and hook up with everybody in a camouflage hat.
00:06:54 Beggars can't be choosers, dude.
00:06:56 I want you to bring Christina over.
00:06:58 I want to see what the hype's about.
00:06:59 She says she knows you.
00:07:00 She knows me.
00:07:01 What's her last name?
00:07:02 Zang.
00:07:03 Zang.
00:07:04 Must be German.
00:07:05 Of course.
00:07:07 What the fuck is Oscar doing in the
00:07:09 bathroom playing Halo?
00:07:10 I don't know.
00:07:10 He said he had to play it on his own TV.
00:07:12 He's right, man.
00:07:13 Hey, so come the fucking room.
00:07:14 You're fucking me over, you cocks.
00:07:17 [GROANING]
00:07:19 Dude, we're not going to win.
00:07:20 Calm down.
00:07:20 I don't give a shit, man.
00:07:21 I can't kill anybody.
00:07:24 This shit, dude.
00:07:25 I'd fucking kill myself, I swear to God.
00:07:27 We got an open spot if you want to play.
00:07:35 Promise I won't be suicidal.
00:07:37 You promise?
00:07:39 For real?
00:07:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:47 I know there's one of those situations where it's so
00:07:49 embarrassing, you want to walk away, but you can't.
00:07:52 Because you're in the situation.
00:07:53 So he just kept guessing what her middle name
00:07:55 was the entire time.
00:07:56 Anytime I tried to talk, he'd just steal my words like some
00:07:58 kind of word thief.
00:07:59 Like my words just entered his mouth.
00:08:02 You should have known better than to try to pick up girls
00:08:04 with him around.
00:08:05 Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:06 So--
00:08:08 You don't have to worry about that anymore
00:08:08 after the other night.
00:08:10 What happened?
00:08:11 What happened?
00:08:12 He got a straw up his ass.
00:08:14 What happened?
00:08:15 If you're going to remember one night,
00:08:16 remember that night.
00:08:17 OK?
00:08:17 And you were there.
00:08:18 You saw this.
00:08:20 Man, you should have said that night, not the other night.
00:08:22 Oh, that night.
00:08:23 Yeah, the night of infamy.
00:08:25 So after that night, I don't have to
00:08:27 worry about that anymore.
00:08:28 So what'd she do?
00:08:30 She just kept trying to act like everything was normal.
00:08:31 You know how fake girls are.
00:08:33 Turns out her middle name was Geraldo.
00:08:35 Who the fuck names their kid Geraldo for a middle name if
00:08:37 it's a girl?
00:08:38 Poor guy, man.
00:08:40 Friends are the worst cock blocks of all.
00:08:41 You know that.
00:08:42 I don't know, but why?
00:08:43 It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:44 All right, imagine how jealous people are when you have a
00:08:47 woman and they don't.
00:08:49 Amplify that by five and you got your friends.
00:08:52 So--
00:08:53 Well, he thought he had her in the palm of his hand.
00:08:57 Yeah, he got something else in the palm of his hand now.
00:09:00 Half the time, they don't even know what they're doing.
00:09:02 OK?
00:09:03 That's why you got to get them along as soon as possible to
00:09:05 avoid that stuff.
00:09:07 I don't know, but how do you do it without being awkward?
00:09:09 Man, what I would do is just be like, hey, you want to come
00:09:12 check out my stamp collection?
00:09:13 And then when she walks through the door, I say, yes.
00:09:16 Yeah, it's just right on the other side of the bed.
00:09:18 It fell down between the cracks.
00:09:19 I want you to get that for me.
00:09:20 What, did they fall for it?
00:09:22 Well, they ever thought you didn't have a stamp
00:09:24 collection?
00:09:24 I mean, did you actually have one?
00:09:25 They knew while we were in there.
00:09:26 What do you think?
00:09:26 She's like, hey, where's your 1932 vintage Benjamin
00:09:30 Franklin?
00:09:31 And then she's all disappointed.
00:09:32 No.
00:09:33 Before she even realizes we're already making out.
00:09:35 I'm glad we went over this.
00:09:36 Glad we talked.
00:09:37 Anyway, I got something to take your mind off all that
00:09:39 business, if I can get it out.
00:09:41 Visual C#, what the hell is this?
00:09:47 It's what we're going to be coding in for
00:09:47 the next few months.
00:09:49 Did you tell me how I'm ever going to
00:09:51 understand any of this?
00:09:54 I got every book the library has on coding.
00:09:57 I've got e-books, tutorials, already emailed to you.
00:10:00 This thing is rolling.
00:10:02 I guess in two weeks I'll be speaking in binary code.
00:10:05 That's awesome.
00:10:06 Do you know what the hell we're making?
00:10:08 Well, I got a lot more details on the project specifics.
00:10:11 And I also want to get some feedback from you.
00:10:12 But I got an AP test right now.
00:10:14 Well, if you don't have anything else better to do and
00:10:16 you don't, come by.
00:10:17 All right, man.
00:10:18 OK.
00:10:19 Haul right at me, buddy.
00:10:22 The fuck?
00:10:23 I'll see you at the pool party.
00:10:24 Maybe.
00:10:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:51 Whoa.
00:10:52 Wow.
00:10:53 Dude, what the hell was that?
00:11:01 I don't know.
00:11:01 What the hell are those?
00:11:04 Awesome?
00:11:05 Listen, you've got to go home and change.
00:11:07 I can't let you swim here in good conscience.
00:11:08 Dude, you're just jealous.
00:11:09 Yeah, whatever, Swiss Family Robinson.
00:11:12 Oh, ha, ha.
00:11:13 You think that's funny.
00:11:13 You ain't laughed in a week.
00:11:15 Well, if you said something funny, I would laugh.
00:11:17 I like her.
00:11:18 Take her.
00:11:19 [CAR ENGINE]
00:11:29 I knew you'd come someday.
00:11:31 Dude, I don't even want to hear that shit.
00:11:33 You know how much I got to put up with?
00:11:34 What, Julie?
00:11:35 Said easy there was to guess.
00:11:38 Well, I guess you just might have to break up with her for
00:11:41 the game.
00:11:42 Might?
00:11:43 What, are you being serious?
00:11:44 Yeah.
00:11:45 You know how much of a distraction girls are?
00:11:47 Freaking taking up all my time.
00:11:49 What are you going to say?
00:11:50 I'm sorry, Julie.
00:11:50 You're too much of a distraction.
00:11:51 It'd be the truth.
00:11:53 I mean, you saw where she was acting the other day anyway.
00:11:55 The entire time at the pool, she wouldn't
00:11:57 be socializing with anybody.
00:11:58 Yeah, probably because you were molesting her
00:12:00 the whole time.
00:12:01 What can I say?
00:12:04 I don't know.
00:12:04 I thought you were in love with her.
00:12:07 Sometimes you have to give up stuff you love
00:12:08 to get things done.
00:12:09 I mean, it's not just her.
00:12:11 I'm giving up everything.
00:12:12 I'm giving up cell phones, computers, internet.
00:12:16 I mean, I need to focus on my schoolwork.
00:12:18 I need to focus on my artwork, and most importantly,
00:12:22 this project.
00:12:22 Yeah, whatever.
00:12:23 Man, how much work do you think Da Vinci would have got done
00:12:25 with all his distractions?
00:12:27 Friends busting in all the time, playing Halo, cell phones,
00:12:30 internet.
00:12:30 I'm just trying to imagine Leonardo Da Vinci playing Halo.
00:12:33 Oh, shut up.
00:12:34 You know what I'm saying.
00:12:35 How much work do you think he would have got done?
00:12:37 I don't know.
00:12:37 I guess not much.
00:12:38 Try zero.
00:12:39 I mean, you never would have heard of him.
00:12:41 I mean, we have to take drastic measures to get things done.
00:12:44 I guess we'll just have to live like a hermit
00:12:45 if that's what it takes.
00:12:47 Well, how much have you got done since you started
00:12:49 this whole new experiment?
00:12:51 Truthfully, I haven't got anything done yet,
00:12:54 because I just started it.
00:12:55 I mean, that's what this whole week's supposed to be about,
00:12:58 is me getting it set up.
00:12:59 Probably about next week, you're going to come in my room,
00:13:02 nada, white walls, a bed, and some art supplies.
00:13:07 Hey, Cox.
00:13:09 What you all doing?
00:13:11 We're just working on this video game.
00:13:12 Hey, man, you should come check this show that I found.
00:13:15 It reflects lightning and absorbs fire.
00:13:16 We're trying to get some of this stuff done,
00:13:18 get some ideas at least down on paper.
00:13:19 That's fucked up.
00:13:20 All right, man.
00:13:22 Man, what is that?
00:13:24 Some letter from Travis whining about boot camp.
00:13:26 Whining?
00:13:28 I don't know.
00:13:28 I'm going to send him a letter.
00:13:29 You haven't written him a letter yet?
00:13:31 It's only been like a week.
00:13:32 Still, man, worst friend ever.
00:13:34 I don't know, man.
00:13:42 I guess I'm just having a hard time focusing here.
00:13:43 There's so many distractions.
00:13:45 Another thing I'm going to do is go check out that shield Oscar
00:13:46 was talking about, plus the game.
00:13:48 You haven't got anything done.
00:13:49 That's why I got my room set up anyway.
00:13:51 I work better by myself.
00:13:52 The whole experiment, the whole idea behind the room
00:13:54 is to see how much I can get done in that environment.
00:13:56 So I'll just do it when I get home.
00:13:58 Knock, knock.
00:14:07 You got it.
00:14:08 Hey, what's up, man?
00:14:08 Look at these boots.
00:14:10 [BEEPING]
00:14:13 Hey, I know your words.
00:14:19 What the shit, man?
00:14:33 Woo!
00:14:33 Ultimate combo.
00:14:35 Bull fucking shit.
00:14:36 I was blocking.
00:14:37 I know, man.
00:14:37 What the shit?
00:14:38 Man, that's what the fuck's wrong with this damn game.
00:14:40 They take all this bullshit out.
00:14:42 Who's a fucking kid from that far away?
00:14:44 I know, man, but fireballs and teleporting,
00:14:46 that all makes a lot of sense, right?
00:14:48 Here, man.
00:14:49 What?
00:14:50 It's my turn.
00:14:51 What are you talking about?
00:14:51 I won.
00:14:52 I know, but you know damn well that dude's not
00:14:54 going to hand me his controller after he loses.
00:14:55 Hell no.
00:14:56 Not until I beat this motherfucker.
00:14:58 Fine, I got to pee anyway.
00:15:01 I'm giving it to you.
00:15:02 Hold on a minute.
00:15:03 Shut up, damn.
00:15:05 Please don't say that.
00:15:07 Say what?
00:15:08 Shut up, because then you said all the fucking time.
00:15:10 Man, dude, you're not going to last a fucking week
00:15:12 with that kind of mind.
00:15:13 Why don't you start dating somebody else?
00:15:15 Good idea, dude.
00:15:16 Get a girl on a rebound.
00:15:17 Not like you have to fucking marry her.
00:15:18 You start dating some girl and get your mind off her
00:15:21 and have some fun.
00:15:22 Man, nobody's going to get my mind off that girl.
00:15:24 But, man, that's what you always think after a breakup.
00:15:26 Trust me.
00:15:27 There's no girls.
00:15:29 Welcome to my world.
00:15:30 Woo.
00:15:31 Hey, man.
00:15:33 Shit, you should be trying to talk to Lauren Roberts.
00:15:35 She's pretty fucking hot.
00:15:36 Man, how old is she?
00:15:38 16, 17.
00:15:39 Yeah, she's 17.
00:15:40 She's doable.
00:15:41 You know what?
00:15:42 It really disturbs me that you know this.
00:15:43 Dude, I saw her at Pee Wee Wee.
00:15:45 She is hot.
00:15:45 Good job, man.
00:15:46 You want me to date an almost 17-year-old.
00:15:48 That's how y'all all of y'all right next door.
00:15:50 Y'all get someone young, then y'all
00:15:52 have complete control over the rest of their life.
00:15:54 Or y'all marry y'all cousins.
00:15:57 Let me think about it.
00:15:58 You got the older guy thing going for you.
00:16:01 And how hard is it for a girl to get over her first love?
00:16:04 So basically, you want me to be a child monster?
00:16:05 Hey, man.
00:16:06 It ain't molestation if it was a girl.
00:16:09 Please, go back now.
00:16:11 It doesn't matter anyway.
00:16:12 I can't date these white girls anymore.
00:16:14 What about that Pornhub student from Portugal?
00:16:16 What did I just tell you?
00:16:17 Man, she's not-- she's close to 19.
00:16:20 As a matter of fact, she's 19.
00:16:21 It's just that they start school late or some shit like that.
00:16:26 They start either later.
00:16:27 I mean, plus, she's Portuguese.
00:16:29 Who gives a fuck, man?
00:16:31 I appreciate what y'all are trying to do and all.
00:16:33 But look, what happened happened for a reason.
00:16:36 And you never know.
00:16:36 We might get back together or not.
00:16:38 I really don't even care.
00:16:39 I just don't want to talk about this anymore.
00:16:40 What did you even break up for?
00:16:42 It's Comcad, dude.
00:16:43 Like I said, drop it.
00:16:44 Man, fuck yeah.
00:16:44 I got to go back.
00:16:45 I figured out.
00:16:46 I'm too fucking good.
00:16:47 I'm too damn good.
00:16:49 I'm just going to start mashing buttons and shit.
00:16:51 I swear to God.
00:16:53 I need you to catch on.
00:16:54 No, I'm going to mash them.
00:16:55 Watch this shit.
00:16:57 Oh my god.
00:17:00 What the fuck?
00:17:01 Damn, Christina.
00:17:03 Look at me.
00:17:04 Because I'm Christina.
00:17:07 I'm just trying to help Lucas out.
00:17:08 Dude, you call this helping me?
00:17:10 Yeah, because next time you see Christina, you're going to
00:17:12 think, I'm Christina.
00:17:14 Oh my god.
00:17:15 All right, man.
00:17:16 I'm cured.
00:17:16 I'm cured.
00:17:16 Get some clothes on.
00:17:18 There you go.
00:17:25 Have a nice day.
00:17:28 Hey, how are you?
00:17:30 Pretty good.
00:17:31 So what are you doing here?
00:17:31 I never see you here.
00:17:32 My grandma says we like piglet wiggle like five times a day.
00:17:35 Cashier thinks I got a crush on her, so I just come in here.
00:17:39 You been working out?
00:17:40 You're looking big.
00:17:41 No, that's for a tiger shirt.
00:17:42 It should look like that.
00:17:43 I see.
00:17:45 I meant since like the last time I saw you.
00:17:48 Something like two weeks ago.
00:17:49 I mean, since high school.
00:17:52 I remember you from high school.
00:17:53 Are you sure you went to high school with me?
00:17:55 No, I forgot.
00:17:55 Someone was too cool to remember me from high school.
00:17:58 You're so small, I guess I just didn't notice you.
00:18:00 Blah, blah, blah.
00:18:03 1312.
00:18:08 So what are you doing tonight?
00:18:09 I'm going to see Dark Knight.
00:18:11 Really?
00:18:12 Nobody invited me.
00:18:14 What do you think I'm here for?
00:18:15 You think I'm just here to get groceries in a grocery store?
00:18:18 OK, well, call me because I am not doing anything.
00:18:25 Here is your change and my phone number.
00:18:29 All right.
00:18:30 I'll see if I got time for this right here.
00:18:34 Man, there's no way.
00:18:44 I'm serious.
00:18:45 He's read like everyone on Return of the King, Two Towers,
00:18:48 you name it.
00:18:49 You talking about that uncle's comic, Bootleg Porno?
00:18:52 No, man.
00:18:53 I'm talking about Uncle Ricky.
00:18:54 The one that's in all this vampire masquerade shit.
00:18:58 You making Bootleg Vampire Porno?
00:19:02 What is so damn funny?
00:19:04 That stupid porn your uncle used to have.
00:19:07 It was horrible.
00:19:08 It felt like he walked up to two people I haven't checked
00:19:11 and recorded it.
00:19:12 Man, I haven't talked to him in like four years, dude.
00:19:15 He's on Jerry Springer once.
00:19:19 We got the episode taped at the house.
00:19:21 Your gay family should be on tour with Barlow and Bailey.
00:19:24 You want to talk, dude.
00:19:25 Come over every day, act like you're at work
00:19:27 and your dad won't crucify you in his aunt's chicken house.
00:19:30 [LAUGHTER]
00:19:31 You're cocky.
00:19:32 [LAUGHTER]
00:19:35 Surprise!
00:19:44 Gotcha.
00:19:44 Woo!
00:19:45 [LAUGHTER]
00:19:45 What are you doing?
00:19:46 This is how I hug everybody on movie night.
00:19:49 Come over here, you little dude.
00:19:50 I'm good.
00:19:51 I'm good.
00:19:51 I'm good.
00:19:52 Come on, guys.
00:19:53 We got to go.
00:19:53 Movie's going to start in 20 minutes.
00:19:55 Your house is so Victorian.
00:19:56 Yeah, well said.
00:19:58 You want to show me inside?
00:19:59 You want to see the tour?
00:20:00 Yeah.
00:20:00 No, you can show your parents' house later, man.
00:20:02 Come on, we got to go.
00:20:02 I don't want to miss preview.
00:20:03 You all right, man?
00:20:04 No, I'm good.
00:20:05 Let's go.
00:20:07 All right, see you guys at the Oscar, man.
00:20:09 Hello.
00:20:14 What happens when your everyday ninja
00:20:16 becomes an assassin?
00:20:20 Ninja assassin.
00:20:23 Dude, she's trying to kill us.
00:20:25 You know about being an assassin?
00:20:27 Me, I'm just a ninja.
00:20:29 Ninja assassin.
00:20:31 Hey, boy.
00:20:32 How much you pay her there?
00:20:34 $6.
00:20:36 He's a good guy, dude.
00:20:38 I can't help with tradition.
00:20:39 [LAUGHTER]
00:20:42 Ninja assassin.
00:20:44 I'm big too, dude.
00:20:47 Hey, man, calm down, Lucas.
00:20:49 It's only a preview.
00:20:49 You want to buy my movie ticket?
00:20:51 [LAUGHTER]
00:20:52 Lucas.
00:20:54 Ninja assassin.
00:20:55 All right, shut up and watch the movie.
00:20:58 Peaceful.
00:20:59 No, it's still saying there.
00:21:07 Dude, check your air list.
00:21:09 Can't find color.
00:21:11 That's stupid.
00:21:11 I got white in there.
00:21:12 Yeah, it's case sensitive.
00:21:14 Yeah, but that's a lowercase w.
00:21:18 Oh my gosh.
00:21:20 Do you see what I'm seeing right now?
00:21:22 You see this?
00:21:23 You see our baby?
00:21:25 It looks all right.
00:21:26 I mean, it's cool.
00:21:27 It's cool?
00:21:28 You're not even more excited than that?
00:21:30 I mean, it's OK.
00:21:31 It's just I do this stuff all the time.
00:21:32 So this is really elementary, and we have a long way to go.
00:21:34 Yeah, I don't want to jump the gun about getting excited,
00:21:37 because I know all the obstacles we still have to overcome.
00:21:39 In my third grade mind, this is the most beautiful thing
00:21:42 I've ever seen.
00:21:43 This is awesome.
00:21:44 We've talked about something forever,
00:21:46 and now we're finally making it happen.
00:21:47 We're excited about actually doing something instead
00:21:49 of sitting around talking about it.
00:21:50 Man, quit taking away from this.
00:21:52 You keep doing that, OK?
00:21:53 You're thinking too much.
00:21:54 We're making this happen.
00:21:55 We've got good grades in summer session,
00:21:57 and we've got easy weekend jobs.
00:21:59 Shiloh saw us, and saw an awesome movie last night.
00:22:04 You watched a movie last night?
00:22:06 Yeah, I saw Dark Knight.
00:22:07 You mean I sit at home while you watch Dark Knight last night?
00:22:11 Man, I thought you were doing something with Julie.
00:22:14 I'm not even going to say anything.
00:22:16 And I specifically remember telling you
00:22:17 that I was going to break up with her.
00:22:20 How am I supposed to know you're going to break up with her?
00:22:22 You actually broke up with her.
00:22:24 What, are my words empty?
00:22:26 You not believe me?
00:22:27 You think I'm playing?
00:22:28 I-- what'd you do?
00:22:30 Did you break up with her for the game?
00:22:32 That's part of it.
00:22:34 I mean, it's not-- it's just like the straw, the last straw.
00:22:37 Because before her, my life was so peaceful.
00:22:40 I mean, it's just-- she's a freaking sucky of us, man.
00:22:44 She requires, like, way too much time.
00:22:46 It's just-- it's just too much, man.
00:22:48 Well, just don't pull a Lucas.
00:22:50 What do you mean?
00:22:51 You know when you say you're going to break up with somebody
00:22:52 and you don't break up with them?
00:22:55 Man, don't tell me that, dude.
00:22:56 Come on, you came over the other night
00:22:58 when we were going to see the movie
00:22:59 and you came over with Christina.
00:23:00 Oh, my god.
00:23:02 That dude is ridiculous.
00:23:03 It's like a sick game of tug of war with those two.
00:23:05 I don't know.
00:23:06 I just think it's stupid.
00:23:06 If you're going to break up with somebody, just end it.
00:23:09 Don't just, like, keep going back and forth and stuff.
00:23:12 I bet you want them to break up.
00:23:14 What?
00:23:15 Man.
00:23:16 [LAUGHS]
00:23:19 Don't even play.
00:23:19 You know you like her.
00:23:20 Man, you want to hang out with your zang out.
00:23:22 What does that mean?
00:23:24 That doesn't even make sense.
00:23:25 Man, it makes perfectly good sense.
00:23:27 Stop acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:23:29 All right.
00:23:29 I think she's cool.
00:23:30 I like hanging out with her.
00:23:32 If something happened, then, OK, I want to hang out with my zang
00:23:36 out.
00:23:38 I just-- I don't know.
00:23:40 It just feels weird, like, dating somebody's ex-girlfriend.
00:23:44 Yeah.
00:23:45 It should feel wrong.
00:23:46 It's really wrong.
00:23:47 But, I mean, you really like her.
00:23:51 Really like her.
00:23:52 She seems to like you.
00:23:53 She flirts a hell of a lot.
00:23:54 So, I mean, yeah, you're going to lose a friend for life,
00:23:59 probably, as sensitive as he is.
00:24:01 And it is kind of the golden rule between friends.
00:24:04 But I say go for it.
00:24:07 I mean, it's like he's my best friend.
00:24:09 [SINGING]
00:24:16 Hey.
00:24:17 Hey.
00:24:19 What are you doing?
00:24:21 Just playing this game.
00:24:23 Is it all right for me to be here?
00:24:28 Yeah.
00:24:29 What wouldn't be OK for you to be here?
00:24:31 I don't know.
00:24:33 Just sitting there.
00:24:35 No.
00:24:35 It's OK for you to be here.
00:24:37 No.
00:24:38 Beautiful girl, I do not want you here.
00:24:40 I'd much rather play video games by myself.
00:24:42 [LAUGHS]
00:24:43 So where's Mark?
00:24:48 He's over at Oscar's.
00:24:52 How come you're not over there with them?
00:24:53 Because all they do is play video games over there.
00:24:58 But you're playing video games right now.
00:25:01 Yeah, I know it's kind of a joke.
00:25:04 Shut up.
00:25:09 So earlier when you came in, I was singing a stupid song.
00:25:13 I do stuff like that real random sometimes.
00:25:17 What song?
00:25:18 That stupid song you heard me sing earlier,
00:25:20 when you walked in.
00:25:23 I didn't hear a song.
00:25:25 You didn't hear me sing it?
00:25:26 No.
00:25:29 Sing it again.
00:25:30 I'm not singing it again.
00:25:31 You sing it.
00:25:32 No, I don't sing anymore.
00:25:34 You used to sing?
00:25:35 Yeah.
00:25:38 But were you in choir?
00:25:41 Second chorus.
00:25:43 But you don't sing?
00:25:44 No.
00:25:45 Well, then why were you in choir?
00:25:47 I don't know.
00:25:49 You don't know why you were in choir?
00:25:50 No.
00:25:51 Dude, I thought I was going to sing again.
00:25:56 We're playing a field green card.
00:25:59 I told Mark to get ready to be a knucklehead,
00:26:01 but now we're way over here.
00:26:03 Shut up.
00:26:05 Hey, you're in my spot.
00:26:07 No, this is my seat.
00:26:08 No.
00:26:08 This is my seat.
00:26:09 My spot.
00:26:10 This is my seat.
00:26:10 Oh my god, no.
00:26:11 Oh my god, no.
00:26:12 I can't.
00:26:12 I can't.
00:26:13 Jeez.
00:26:13 I love playing with your hair.
00:26:22 I guess I can play with it over here too.
00:26:24 You might like to play with it.
00:26:26 I gotta go.
00:26:27 Bye.
00:26:27 So what did you guys do?
00:26:34 Nothing.
00:26:34 Dude, she came over and I screwed it all up.
00:26:38 All I did was see her talk about video games the entire time.
00:26:42 Man, please tell me you're not actually trying to talk to her.
00:26:46 Why?
00:26:49 It's just kind of fucked up, don't you think?
00:26:52 Well, I mean, she broke up-- he broke up with her.
00:26:55 Doesn't matter, dude.
00:26:57 You just don't do something like that.
00:26:59 He's your friend.
00:26:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:27:03 [SIGHS]
00:27:04 Oh, man.
00:27:06 It doesn't matter anymore.
00:27:07 I fucked it up.
00:27:08 I mean, I'm not trying to tell you
00:27:09 how to run your life or anything like that,
00:27:11 but you know, it's just-- I don't know.
00:27:16 Hey, Sean, can you shoot me the syntax
00:27:22 on these global variables?
00:27:24 I need to know where to put the brackets.
00:27:27 Hm?
00:27:29 Dude, are you even paying attention?
00:27:32 I'm that bad?
00:27:33 Man, get in the game.
00:27:36 You got the pink eye.
00:27:37 The what?
00:27:38 You got the eye on that pink.
00:27:40 Now, you won't be able to focus until you get it
00:27:42 or get rejected, so-- so just call her and get it over with.
00:27:47 Can I call her on the phone?
00:27:48 I'm going to ask her out for a first time,
00:27:50 and I don't want you to do that in person.
00:27:52 Man, you need some contagious confidence.
00:27:55 And the only way you're going to get that
00:27:57 is by putting on that 15-inch penis face.
00:28:00 It's over.
00:28:01 All right.
00:28:02 Well, if that's all there is to it--
00:28:07 I'm serious, man.
00:28:08 Submodalities.
00:28:10 Hey.
00:28:13 Yeah, I was just seeing what you were doing
00:28:14 to see if you were at work or not.
00:28:16 And if you're not working tonight,
00:28:18 I was just thinking maybe you and me should go out and do
00:28:21 something.
00:28:22 I mean, something-- I don't know if it has to be a date
00:28:24 or anything.
00:28:24 It could just be me and you just going out,
00:28:26 just hanging out or something.
00:28:28 You know, just having fun like we've done before.
00:28:30 If something happens, it happens.
00:28:31 I'm not trying to push anything on you.
00:28:33 Like, I'm sure you might be dating somebody else.
00:28:35 And I'm not trying to be like--
00:28:37 I mean, I know you might have something to do.
00:28:40 I mean, this is really last minute and stuff.
00:28:42 I just thought of doing something.
00:28:44 But if you're busy, then whatever.
00:28:50 So just let me know if-- oh, fuck.
00:28:53 I know, I screwed it up.
00:28:54 Yeah, just--
00:28:56 If you want to call me back, you want to do something,
00:28:57 just let me know.
00:28:58 Hang up.
00:28:59 Hang up the fucking phone.
00:29:00 All right, bye.
00:29:01 Boom shakalaka.
00:29:04 You don't even know.
00:29:09 I was this close to disowning you right
00:29:11 after a double-edged rock kicked you out of the window.
00:29:13 Man, I would disown me if I called like that.
00:29:15 You think I'm that bad?
00:29:17 All right, drop me off at the grocery store.
00:29:19 I have some talking to do.
00:29:20 Man, I thought you'd never ask.
00:29:21 [DOORBELL RINGS]
00:29:24 Hey.
00:29:33 Oh my gosh.
00:29:36 Hi.
00:29:37 Did you not see me walk in?
00:29:39 No, because you're behind me.
00:29:41 I didn't think you saw me.
00:29:42 I didn't.
00:29:43 Bored?
00:29:43 Very, extremely.
00:29:45 Folding plastic bags?
00:29:46 I'm folding a plastic crane.
00:29:48 A plastic crane?
00:29:51 Can you make a frog?
00:29:52 No, I only do birds.
00:29:55 Can you make--
00:29:56 No, I only do birds.
00:29:57 Never mind, I'm sorry.
00:29:59 So what you want?
00:30:00 You going to buy anything today?
00:30:03 You trying to solicit?
00:30:05 No, I'm just trying to--
00:30:06 You want to commission now?
00:30:07 Yes.
00:30:07 No, I'm trying to--
00:30:09 there is nobody in here.
00:30:10 I'm so bored.
00:30:11 Will you buy something?
00:30:12 Just buy anything.
00:30:13 Buy anything.
00:30:16 So how much longer are you going to be here?
00:30:20 Until nine.
00:30:22 Until nine?
00:30:22 If I live that long.
00:30:24 Are you going to be--
00:30:25 are you performing here tomorrow?
00:30:28 No, actually.
00:30:29 I'm on hiatus tomorrow.
00:30:31 OK.
00:30:32 What will you be doing tomorrow?
00:30:35 I just thought that maybe--
00:30:38 Follow me.
00:30:39 Bring the bird.
00:30:41 OK.
00:30:42 You want to call it a day?
00:30:43 Yeah.
00:30:45 I want you to step.
00:30:46 I fell once.
00:30:49 Once.
00:30:49 Twice.
00:30:51 Let's converse.
00:30:51 OK.
00:30:56 So you're going to think this is really weird, but yesterday,
00:30:59 I was so talking about you with a friend of mine.
00:31:03 OK.
00:31:04 Well, you probably know him.
00:31:07 Randy.
00:31:08 It's Randy?
00:31:09 Yeah.
00:31:09 Randy who?
00:31:12 Randy McCullough?
00:31:14 The one and only?
00:31:17 The guy that got so drugged out he told everybody
00:31:19 he was Jesus Christ walking down the street?
00:31:21 No.
00:31:21 The guy that's 12 years older?
00:31:23 No, he was just--
00:31:24 13 years older?
00:31:25 No, that was just a joke.
00:31:26 He wasn't drugged out.
00:31:27 He was drunk.
00:31:27 I was there.
00:31:28 Well--
00:31:29 Oh, come on.
00:31:31 I just don't see you hanging out with him.
00:31:32 I mean, whatever.
00:31:36 I'm not going to try to talk about it with your friend
00:31:39 or something.
00:31:39 No, I mean, he's just a friend of mine.
00:31:40 I mean, don't be mad.
00:31:42 I mean, we're not going out.
00:31:44 We're just friends.
00:31:45 I'm not mad.
00:31:46 OK, don't act mad.
00:31:49 I'm not too mad.
00:31:50 OK, OK.
00:31:50 I'm smiling.
00:31:51 My teeth are showing.
00:31:52 OK, just drop it.
00:31:54 What are you doing?
00:32:05 So you say you weren't doing anything tomorrow?
00:32:07 No.
00:32:08 I mean--
00:32:10 I was just going to say, if you're not doing anything
00:32:12 tomorrow, I think we could do something.
00:32:14 Well, I sort of have to hang out with my mom and sister
00:32:16 tomorrow.
00:32:19 Well, I mean, what time are you getting back or going
00:32:21 in the morning?
00:32:22 No, we're going to go have lunch first, and then head
00:32:26 down that way, and then spend a couple hours there, and then
00:32:31 probably go have dinner, because it takes so long to
00:32:33 get back.
00:32:34 So--
00:32:36 OK, well--
00:32:37 So we probably won't be back till late.
00:32:39 OK.
00:32:40 So--
00:32:42 Well, if you have to hang out with him tomorrow, then--
00:32:43 Yeah.
00:32:45 Are you mad?
00:32:46 No, I'm not mad.
00:32:48 You sound mad.
00:32:50 I don't sound mad.
00:32:51 I'm not angry.
00:32:52 I'm not getting loud with you or something.
00:32:53 OK.
00:32:55 Well, have fun hanging out with your family.
00:32:59 And I think I messed this thing up a little bit.
00:33:02 That might be good.
00:33:05 OK.
00:33:05 Well, I mean, coming, coming.
00:33:08 We'll plan something another time.
00:33:10 OK.
00:33:11 I mean, it's not like tomorrow's the only day.
00:33:13 Yeah.
00:33:14 Left in the universe.
00:33:14 I know.
00:33:15 I was just saying.
00:33:18 OK?
00:33:19 OK.
00:33:20 OK.
00:33:21 I'm taking this.
00:33:25 OK.
00:33:27 So--
00:33:43 You see this?
00:33:45 This just looks like somebody who just picked up a girl,
00:33:48 who just got a date.
00:33:49 She said she hasn't spent time with her family in a while.
00:33:53 Dude, that is so much bullshit.
00:33:54 I know.
00:33:55 I let her know when I was talking to her.
00:33:56 I let her know that I don't believe it.
00:34:00 She lives at home.
00:34:01 That's what I'm saying.
00:34:02 Did you do the 15 inch trick?
00:34:06 Yes.
00:34:10 You know why it didn't work?
00:34:12 You hit short zone.
00:34:13 Start the fucking car.
00:34:15 Is my misery fun?
00:34:16 All right.
00:34:17 I'm going to take you to my house.
00:34:18 You can throw rocks at a window.
00:34:19 Oh, yeah.
00:34:20 I'll take you to the barbell room.
00:34:22 OK, no.
00:34:23 You're going to just drive me home.
00:34:24 I wasn't in the stupid group that Travis
00:34:36 tried to start in sixth grade.
00:34:39 What?
00:34:40 Remember that stupid group he tried
00:34:41 to start after he supposedly had sex
00:34:42 with a Vicky Stanley girl?
00:34:43 You mean the lay leprechauns?
00:34:50 Yes.
00:34:51 Remember they had that stupid clover leaf and the double L
00:34:53 on the Trapper Keepers?
00:34:54 Yes.
00:34:55 Did you snap her any of the letters?
00:34:59 This is like three weeks ago.
00:35:01 So I've already seen her through like four.
00:35:03 Four letters?
00:35:05 That's kind of gay.
00:35:07 What I think is kind of gay is when you have a girl come over
00:35:10 and the whole time all you do is talk about video games.
00:35:13 That's not what we talked about.
00:35:14 No, that's not what I heard.
00:35:16 What, you talked to her?
00:35:17 Yeah, I saw her at the gas station.
00:35:19 Seriously, that's what she said about me?
00:35:22 Dude, quit being so defensive.
00:35:24 I'm just messing with you.
00:35:25 I'm not being defensive.
00:35:27 Whatever.
00:35:28 Are we already out of Golden Grahams?
00:35:34 I don't know.
00:35:35 Call mom and tell her to pick some up.
00:35:37 So y'all talked about me?
00:35:40 I mean, y'all talked and stuff?
00:35:42 So, yeah, a little bit.
00:35:44 What'd she say?
00:35:46 Said you came over, asked her out.
00:35:47 And?
00:35:51 And, well, what did she tell you?
00:35:53 She said you had to spend time with her family or something.
00:35:56 Well, what time was she going to come by?
00:35:59 I don't know, probably like 7 or something.
00:36:02 Wouldn't you just want to be prepared if she does come by?
00:36:05 Well, what if I'm all dressed up and she doesn't show up?
00:36:08 Well, what if she does show up and you're not prepared?
00:36:10 Wouldn't it make you look even worse?
00:36:12 Well, wouldn't I feel more of a loser if I'm all dressed up?
00:36:14 Why don't you just go get ready, because she's coming over.
00:36:17 That's what she told me, all right?
00:36:19 That's all I had to say.
00:36:20 Knock, knock.
00:36:25 Who's there?
00:36:26 Wooden.
00:36:27 Wooden who?
00:36:28 Wouldn't you like to go out with me, woman?
00:36:30 No.
00:36:31 You trying to hit on my date?
00:36:33 I'm entertaining your guest.
00:36:34 Yeah, you ready?
00:36:36 I don't know if you want to hear more knock, knock jokes or not.
00:36:37 Let's go.
00:36:38 OK.
00:36:38 All right, I got another one.
00:36:39 No, you don't.
00:36:40 I got it.
00:36:40 Knock, knock.
00:36:41 No.
00:36:43 Ether.
00:36:44 Bye.
00:36:44 Ether Bunny.
00:36:45 Knock, knock.
00:36:51 Who's there?
00:36:52 Consumption.
00:36:52 Consumption who?
00:36:53 Can consumption be done about these jokes?
00:36:56 [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
00:36:59 Crap, I forgot.
00:37:08 OK, I guess you got it.
00:37:10 You OK?
00:37:20 Yeah.
00:37:21 You like to ask that a lot, don't you?
00:37:23 Ask what?
00:37:24 If I'm OK, if I'm all right or something.
00:37:27 Sorry, just asking.
00:37:28 I'm ready to paint the town red.
00:37:31 Paint the town what?
00:37:32 You never heard of it?
00:37:34 No.
00:37:35 Some stupid old saying.
00:37:36 Well, you're going to learn what it is tonight.
00:37:38 Because we're fixing to go bowling.
00:37:40 No, I hate bowling.
00:37:42 You don't like bowling?
00:37:43 Anything but bowling.
00:37:45 What, you want to watch a movie?
00:37:47 No.
00:37:49 You don't like bowling or a movie?
00:37:53 All right, well, what do you want to do?
00:37:56 I mean, I've dated and stuff.
00:38:01 I just-- I guess I was a late bloomer.
00:38:04 And every other girl was always in a relationship.
00:38:07 Already all the good ones, at least.
00:38:09 Why do you want to date me?
00:38:11 Why?
00:38:13 Because I think you're fun and pretty and smart.
00:38:16 What?
00:38:21 What do you think is pretty about me?
00:38:22 What's sexy about me?
00:38:25 I think you have a really pretty face.
00:38:29 I don't know.
00:38:29 I'm not like a poet.
00:38:30 I'm not going to be able to describe.
00:38:32 It's like the best perfection.
00:38:35 I think you have a nice cheekbone structure.
00:38:37 Why do guys always say that?
00:38:39 What, you don't like your cheekbones?
00:38:40 No, I mean, they're fine.
00:38:41 But I don't like it when people say, I like your cheekbones.
00:38:44 That's just boring.
00:38:47 I don't know, I think you have really pretty feet.
00:38:49 I like my feet.
00:38:51 [SIGHS]
00:38:53 I don't know what else to like.
00:38:54 I like, um, I like your breasts.
00:38:59 Yeah, I like them too.
00:39:05 They're a nice size for me, I think.
00:39:08 OK.
00:39:10 What about my eyes?
00:39:11 You don't even fish for compliments.
00:39:12 You just hunt them down with your bare hands.
00:39:14 Well, I mean, these are the things
00:39:16 that you're supposed to ask on first dates.
00:39:18 I don't know.
00:39:19 I feel like I'm supposed to give you some long story
00:39:21 about how beautiful and romantic your eyes are.
00:39:23 But I've never--
00:39:25 I think they're nice.
00:39:26 I just never really notice anything.
00:39:29 I don't know.
00:39:30 I don't know.
00:39:30 I can't tell you some kind of stupid line
00:39:32 like every other guy would say.
00:39:34 But most guys like my eyes.
00:39:37 Most guys are full of shit.
00:39:40 I'm downtown.
00:39:43 Pathetic.
00:39:44 Oh, kind of like your attempt to get with Christina
00:39:46 the other night?
00:39:47 What are you talking about?
00:39:49 What am I talking about?
00:39:51 Two dates, no kiss.
00:39:54 OK.
00:39:54 I already told him it was nothing but friend zone
00:39:56 all the fucking way.
00:39:57 Will you shut up?
00:39:58 It's not friend zone.
00:39:59 Man, y'all don't see anything wrong with this at all.
00:40:02 I already told you about that.
00:40:03 I'm not dating some damn Asians.
00:40:06 Hey, listen.
00:40:07 Lucas broke up with her.
00:40:09 And he's dating some new girl from Portugal, Elena.
00:40:13 So I don't see what the big deal is.
00:40:15 He's already moved.
00:40:15 I haven't seen that dude once.
00:40:17 This is true.
00:40:17 There's one thing I don't understand, though, still.
00:40:20 Two dates, no kiss.
00:40:22 I hate to say it, but friend zone.
00:40:24 You too.
00:40:25 E2 Brute.
00:40:27 Seriously, man.
00:40:27 Did you even try making a move?
00:40:29 I tried making a move.
00:40:30 But me being so tall and her being so short, it's just so--
00:40:33 you know, like you're trying to--
00:40:35 [SHOUTING]
00:40:36 OK, listen.
00:40:37 With me being the tallest person here,
00:40:39 I think I have a right to speak.
00:40:41 Well, speak quickly.
00:40:43 OK, so when I'm over there trying to make a move,
00:40:45 I go in for the hug at the end of it.
00:40:48 She's so short.
00:40:49 And with me being so tall, when I try to go in,
00:40:52 it's too awkward because her face down here--
00:40:54 up here, I have to go like that.
00:40:55 Still, you can position yourself in a certain way.
00:40:57 No, no, I already got a plan.
00:40:58 What I want to do is, next time, we're
00:41:00 going to go out towards the steps.
00:41:01 And I'm going to walk ahead in the steps before she gets down.
00:41:04 So she'll be on the ascending part of the steps.
00:41:06 We'll be like the same height.
00:41:07 So then when I come in for the hug,
00:41:09 we'll be around the same height.
00:41:10 And then I can go in and I can kiss her like that, that easy.
00:41:14 Oh, no, that's not awkward at all.
00:41:15 It's not awkward to corral her at the end of the stairs,
00:41:17 keep her from leaving your house.
00:41:18 I've never heard so much planning for a kiss in my--
00:41:23 this is why you're a virgin, OK?
00:41:24 Whatever.
00:41:25 Well, whatever you do, you better make it happen tonight.
00:41:28 I don't know.
00:41:28 When we're hanging out, it almost
00:41:29 feels awkward to try to make a move.
00:41:31 Because what we're doing is just--
00:41:32 I don't know, it's so comfortable.
00:41:34 Yeah, I think there's some other people that are comfortable
00:41:36 hanging out together.
00:41:37 They're called friends.
00:41:38 The other night, she had a dream she had sex with me.
00:41:40 People have dreams about having sex with everybody.
00:41:42 Hell, I had a dream about having sex with a six-foot bird
00:41:45 after it saved me from falling off a cliff.
00:41:47 I was running from a rabbit squirrel.
00:41:49 What does that mean?
00:41:50 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:41:52 This ain't about me.
00:41:53 No, it's about you now.
00:41:54 This whole topic, this whole conversation
00:41:56 has now shifted to you.
00:41:57 Man, you'd be so lucky.
00:41:59 Seriously, you guys don't find anything at all wrong
00:42:01 with him talking to her at all?
00:42:03 No.
00:42:06 Listen, you're 22 years old.
00:42:08 This has been a long time coming.
00:42:10 I was this close to letting you borrow my girlfriend.
00:42:13 Thank you, that's not condescending at all.
00:42:14 Whatever, man.
00:42:15 He got your ethics, I got mine.
00:42:17 What are you talking about?
00:42:17 You dated your cousin.
00:42:19 No, I didn't.
00:42:20 Lacey Woodall.
00:42:21 Man, she's like my third cousin, dude.
00:42:23 Once it gets to that point, it don't matter.
00:42:24 Hey, I told you, don't even worry about all this.
00:42:26 All this ain't nothing but training.
00:42:27 Kind of like, you know, when you make all the mistakes
00:42:30 with this one, then when you find the right one and get
00:42:32 in the real relationship, you're going to make
00:42:33 no mistakes at all.
00:42:35 It's kind of like eating beans without no tortilla, man.
00:42:37 What the fuck?
00:42:38 You get the worst advice.
00:42:40 At least I got some advice.
00:42:42 Fuck.
00:42:43 Yeah, man, I mean, that looks cool, but I don't think I
00:42:48 really got time to learn all that coding and all that kind
00:42:50 of stuff.
00:42:52 No, don't worry about the technical side.
00:42:54 We just need y'all's help on the more artistic side and
00:42:57 some of the debugging and the beta testing and
00:43:00 stuff like that.
00:43:01 We're going to take care of all the C# and the coding.
00:43:06 What's that blue thing right there?
00:43:08 [LAUGHTER]
00:43:11 Come in.
00:43:13 It's not the blue thing.
00:43:14 It's the image.
00:43:16 But we just spent the last 30 minutes drawing.
00:43:18 It's a spaceship?
00:43:19 Hey.
00:43:21 Hey.
00:43:21 What are y'all doing?
00:43:23 Working on this game.
00:43:24 I love that shirt.
00:43:26 Thanks.
00:43:27 You want one?
00:43:28 Yeah, I want that one.
00:43:30 Right now.
00:43:31 [LAUGHTER]
00:43:34 Great.
00:43:35 You can go ahead and sit down.
00:43:36 You're going to let me know.
00:43:37 I got to check my Facebook.
00:43:38 Yeah, I can see you later.
00:43:40 Did you just get off work?
00:43:44 What, you want to go to my room?
00:43:46 For what?
00:43:46 All right.
00:43:47 We can go look at my stamp collection.
00:43:50 You have a stamp collection?
00:43:52 Yeah.
00:43:53 When did you get a stamp collection?
00:43:55 Like rubber stamps?
00:43:57 Like all kinds of stamps.
00:43:58 How come we've never heard about this?
00:43:59 I've had it for a while.
00:44:00 Don't worry about it.
00:44:01 Why do you have a stamp collection?
00:44:03 I just thought it'd be cool.
00:44:04 I want to see your stamp collection.
00:44:05 Let's go look at it.
00:44:06 It's gay.
00:44:07 [LAUGHTER]
00:44:09 Can I see this?
00:44:10 What are you so worried about it?
00:44:11 Just-- I'll show you a little bit.
00:44:13 Yeah.
00:44:13 [LAUGHTER]
00:44:16 He's lying.
00:44:16 Where is it?
00:44:26 I want to see it.
00:44:28 I don't have it.
00:44:29 I lied about it.
00:44:30 Oh.
00:44:31 Well, I really wanted to see your stamp collection.
00:44:34 I know.
00:44:34 That's the sad part.
00:44:35 No.
00:44:36 What's really sad is if you actually had one.
00:44:38 Yeah, I know.
00:44:41 So why'd you say you had a stamp collection?
00:44:43 Well, I mean, if that's what I got to do to get us alone,
00:44:45 then--
00:44:46 Why do you want us alone?
00:44:49 I thought you wanted to be alone.
00:44:51 So that's why you came over.
00:44:52 Oh, I just stopped by after work real quick.
00:44:57 OK.
00:44:59 What's this?
00:45:02 Oh, this is some second grade field trip.
00:45:05 They had us get a dollar's worth of change,
00:45:07 and it froze in some kind of queue.
00:45:10 You OK?
00:45:13 Yeah.
00:45:15 Anyway, I've got to go.
00:45:19 I have class, and then I have work tomorrow, so.
00:45:22 I got you something.
00:45:23 Thanks.
00:45:23 Oh, don't play.
00:45:28 Yeah, I know.
00:45:29 I'm sorry, too.
00:45:31 What are you doing?
00:45:33 Well, I'm standing here.
00:45:35 Are you trying to block me?
00:45:37 Yes.
00:45:37 I don't ever want you to leave.
00:45:40 OK.
00:45:41 What?
00:45:50 You bit my lip.
00:45:52 Sorry.
00:45:53 Well, I mean, did you not want me to kiss you?
00:45:57 No.
00:45:58 I mean--
00:45:59 I mean-- I don't know.
00:46:02 I thought since you bit my lip, you didn't want me to kiss you.
00:46:05 What are you talking about?
00:46:06 I don't know.
00:46:08 I guess I screwed up.
00:46:10 Don't feel bad about it.
00:46:12 I mean, it's good that you did that.
00:46:14 I did what?
00:46:15 You made the move.
00:46:17 Because, you know, I don't usually kiss guys I'm not
00:46:20 dating.
00:46:22 Well, we're not.
00:46:23 Bye, Shawn.
00:46:28 Bye.
00:46:28 Oh my gosh.
00:46:36 I didn't know you could do that.
00:46:38 Well, it's not working for me.
00:46:39 I don't have it.
00:46:39 What's it called?
00:46:40 Hitchhiker's thumb?
00:46:41 I think it's a recessive trait, like blonde hair and blue eyes.
00:46:44 Oh, I seem to have those traits.
00:46:46 See, that's the reason I can't ever be that mad at Hitler.
00:46:49 Because as bad as he was, he wanted more of me.
00:46:52 I can't help but take that as a compliment.
00:46:54 You want to take a compliment from somebody
00:46:55 that committed genocide?
00:46:57 It's like, oh, thank you.
00:46:58 I appreciate this.
00:46:59 No, but seriously, you got to think, though.
00:47:00 He wasn't a blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy.
00:47:02 It'd be one thing if that was it, because he just
00:47:03 wants more of himself.
00:47:04 But he wasn't.
00:47:05 He wanted more of me.
00:47:06 Like, he went out of his way to compliment me like that.
00:47:08 I wouldn't understand, because I never
00:47:09 thought that just because somebody didn't have
00:47:11 the same color hair, they deserved to die.
00:47:13 So I probably wouldn't understand.
00:47:14 But no, I do understand.
00:47:15 Yeah, I do.
00:47:15 See?
00:47:16 I need you to see my wife.
00:47:18 But seriously, though, we got to get this AI crack going on.
00:47:20 I know what we need.
00:47:21 I just don't know how to put it in, though.
00:47:23 I don't understand.
00:47:24 I don't understand what the problem is this whole time.
00:47:27 We've been taking modules, downloading them, tweaking them.
00:47:30 And this is the same thing.
00:47:31 It's on the same lines.
00:47:33 Have you tried it?
00:47:34 It's not like that third grade shit we were doing before.
00:47:36 It's like a whole other thing.
00:47:37 I mean, I haven't done AI in particular.
00:47:39 But model tweaking is what we've been doing the entire time.
00:47:42 I thought all the white room experiment stuff,
00:47:44 you would have figured it out by now.
00:47:46 Well, the white room experiment isn't exactly working out
00:47:49 like I thought it would.
00:47:50 It's just-- it's too much.
00:47:54 Too much white.
00:47:54 It's like how silence is deafening.
00:47:57 There's nothing going on.
00:47:58 So I just sit in there.
00:47:59 I'm like-- I guess there's more inspiration in jumbled up stuff
00:48:04 than I thought.
00:48:05 Because poets, writers, they're outside.
00:48:08 They have ambient noise, like birds chirping.
00:48:10 They have the backdrop of nature to put them in the trance.
00:48:15 And I just feel like it's a more productive environment.
00:48:18 Well, whatever we're going to do,
00:48:19 we need to do something quick.
00:48:20 Because I'm going over to Christina in a few hours.
00:48:24 What's that I do?
00:48:25 Some stupid movie she wants to see.
00:48:26 You trying to tell me something?
00:48:32 Take this guy.
00:48:34 You want to go?
00:48:35 You don't think she'll mind?
00:48:36 I know that I have been waiting for a long time
00:48:38 for you to be one of the third wheels on my day.
00:48:40 Shut up, man.
00:48:41 Shut up.
00:48:41 It's an insult.
00:48:42 I'm pretty sure third wheel is an insult.
00:48:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48:48 I want you.
00:48:53 Can't you understand it?
00:48:55 Yes.
00:48:56 Sorry.
00:48:58 Sorry.
00:48:58 Excuse me.
00:48:59 Sorry.
00:49:00 Yes.
00:49:02 Could you guys have picked a worse area to sit?
00:49:05 Could you be any more rude?
00:49:08 I'm sorry.
00:49:09 Funny.
00:49:10 I thought we were both going to wear black today.
00:49:13 Sorry, I forgot.
00:49:14 So what did you guys do today?
00:49:18 Paint the town red?
00:49:20 Paint the town red?
00:49:22 Some stupid saying I taught her.
00:49:26 No, we just got a lot done on the video game.
00:49:28 Cool.
00:49:30 My friend Toby, he works on stuff like that,
00:49:32 except with websites.
00:49:35 Yeah, that's the same thing.
00:49:36 You guys should really meet him.
00:49:38 He's awesome.
00:49:39 Yeah, we'll get right on that.
00:49:41 I can't wait.
00:49:42 Why can't I?
00:49:45 Watch out.
00:49:47 Sorry.
00:49:48 I'm sorry.
00:49:57 Hey, what do you need, Penny?
00:50:01 My sister needed me to get her something at Walmart.
00:50:05 Your sister?
00:50:06 Yeah.
00:50:06 So what's going on?
00:50:11 I thought she was getting married.
00:50:12 She is.
00:50:14 But who are those guys?
00:50:16 One of them's her father.
00:50:17 Which one?
00:50:19 I don't know.
00:50:20 It hasn't said yet.
00:50:21 Oh.
00:50:21 Are you trying to touch Gavin?
00:50:38 Because I'll move.
00:50:38 I just can't.
00:50:40 But why?
00:50:42 Ew.
00:50:43 Dude, seriously.
00:50:55 This is fucking ridiculous.
00:50:57 I say we just let her come back to an empty row of seats.
00:51:00 We should.
00:51:01 Let's do it.
00:51:03 Let's just see what happens.
00:51:04 Oh, I know what's going to happen.
00:51:06 The sequel.
00:51:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:10 So, uh, Jack, how many of those burgers are there?
00:51:20 Man, this is the worst I've ever seen in my life.
00:51:23 Then what are you getting?
00:51:29 This is horrible.
00:51:31 This is terrible.
00:51:32 What are we watching this for?
00:51:35 No, I mean the book.
00:51:38 Good answer.
00:51:39 All right.
00:51:46 What's that look like to you?
00:51:48 There's little things in there.
00:51:50 Some little bugs.
00:51:51 No, I don't like my burgers.
00:51:53 Why?
00:51:55 I don't know.
00:51:56 They kind of look like it, but I don't taste anything different.
00:51:59 I mean, it tastes fine, but I don't know what bugs taste like.
00:52:02 [SIGHS]
00:52:05 Man, don't even answer that crap.
00:52:10 I don't want to answer it.
00:52:13 Hello?
00:52:16 Yeah.
00:52:19 Nothing.
00:52:21 Not really.
00:52:24 Well, you know what I think is weird?
00:52:27 I think it's weird that when you go to the movies with someone,
00:52:30 they disappear for hours at a time
00:52:32 to go date some other guy while lying about getting something
00:52:35 for their sister at Walmart.
00:52:38 How are you still going to tell me that?
00:52:42 Whatever, you're such a liar.
00:52:45 Well, don't.
00:52:46 I think this does have bugs on it.
00:52:57 [INAUDIBLE]
00:53:00 [INAUDIBLE]
00:53:02 I'm going to dump this crap out.
00:53:05 Set up.
00:53:06 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
00:53:08 Oh!
00:53:09 [GRUNTING]
00:53:11 Oh my-- how did he get that?
00:53:15 Yeah!
00:53:15 We just gave you a fucking out of bounds play.
00:53:21 You're going to pull some shit.
00:53:23 We called out at the edge of that--
00:53:24 right at the edge of the asphalt.
00:53:25 What's up, boy?
00:53:26 [INAUDIBLE]
00:53:27 18.
00:53:27 Set up.
00:53:29 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi,
00:53:31 four Mississippi.
00:53:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:53:34 Get it!
00:53:34 Get it!
00:53:35 [GRUNTING]
00:53:36 Oh!
00:53:37 Oh, shit.
00:53:38 There's two hands on his body, man.
00:53:39 What's up?
00:53:40 [INAUDIBLE]
00:53:40 Two.
00:53:41 Two.
00:53:41 Two hands.
00:53:43 That's not how you play two hands.
00:53:44 You're going to pull the shit at a time like that.
00:53:46 Like, you know, like--
00:53:47 Man, I'm trying to figure out how all the Chucky boys got
00:53:50 on this thing, too.
00:53:51 Man, you want to be skins next time?
00:53:53 I'm still scratching right now.
00:53:54 Man, I guess.
00:53:55 It don't matter.
00:53:56 We won.
00:53:56 Yeah, because you all know what out of bounds is.
00:53:59 And you all know what the fuck passing affair is.
00:54:01 [LAUGHTER]
00:54:01 Yeah, for real.
00:54:02 Hey, prison rules.
00:54:05 Unnecessary roughness.
00:54:06 I'll talk to you later.
00:54:07 I got to go.
00:54:08 Dude, I don't even want to hear it.
00:54:09 Just do me a favor.
00:54:10 Say hi to Christina number two, please.
00:54:11 Hey, don't even compare the two, man.
00:54:13 Nothing alike.
00:54:14 We'll see.
00:54:15 Just please tell me you're going to be at graduation.
00:54:17 Hell, yeah, I'm going to be at graduation.
00:54:18 I miss Patrick getting a freaking straw up his ass.
00:54:21 You think I'm going to miss graduation?
00:54:22 That happened to him, and he got knocked out.
00:54:25 And we still see more of him than we see of you.
00:54:27 You know, I mean, I realized that I was gone a lot, and I
00:54:29 kind of acted like a--
00:54:30 Bitch?
00:54:32 Basically like a bitch.
00:54:34 And I'm working on it, man.
00:54:35 I'm working on it.
00:54:35 Well, just stop being a bitch.
00:54:36 That's all you got to do.
00:54:37 And you know what, motherfuckers?
00:54:39 I see you all doing something on this game, and I actually
00:54:41 want to help out.
00:54:42 I think that's going to be pretty cool.
00:54:44 Thanks.
00:54:45 [LAUGHTER]
00:54:46 We're actually trying to get something done, if you want us.
00:54:48 Yeah.
00:54:48 What you laughing about?
00:54:51 Huh?
00:54:51 Yeah, I don't know.
00:54:53 I got to tell you something, man.
00:54:55 What's up?
00:54:57 I've been dating Christina for the past two months.
00:55:00 And I wasn't trying to talk to her or anything.
00:55:03 Like, you know, we were just hanging out and stuff, like we
00:55:05 were before.
00:55:06 And she seemed cool.
00:55:07 Like, I've never really had a female friend.
00:55:10 And she's like a friend girl.
00:55:11 She's hanging out and stuff.
00:55:12 She's really cool.
00:55:13 So I'm just thinking like that.
00:55:14 But she started pursuing me.
00:55:16 And I wouldn't normally do that, because I've always been
00:55:17 against talking to somebody's ex-girlfriend and everything.
00:55:21 Like, you've probably heard me say that before.
00:55:22 But it's just--
00:55:24 I don't know.
00:55:24 Like, you broke up with her.
00:55:26 So I didn't think you wanted anything with her.
00:55:27 And you were like dating Elena after that.
00:55:29 And she's going to end up dating some douchebag anyway.
00:55:31 So I'm just thinking, you know, I might as well, you know.
00:55:34 What, did y'all kiss or anything?
00:55:40 I mean, kind of, but not really.
00:55:44 Are you still seeing her?
00:55:45 Fuck no.
00:55:46 No, you didn't even hear the worst part yet.
00:55:47 Like, we went to the movie theater.
00:55:48 And she ended up cheating on me.
00:55:51 But Gavin could tell you about it.
00:55:52 He was there.
00:55:53 Man, that bitch needs to be in a straight jacket.
00:55:58 She is certified crazy.
00:56:00 Believe that.
00:56:01 I agree, man.
00:56:01 I know.
00:56:02 I know.
00:56:04 No, that's the craziest thing about it.
00:56:06 I'm just thinking, like, I found, like, kind of like the
00:56:08 perfect girl, which is probably what she felt at first.
00:56:10 And it just felt like after all this, like after I put her up
00:56:15 here, it's just her lying and doing all that, it just broke
00:56:19 everything away.
00:56:19 Like, it messed up my trust system.
00:56:21 Like, I can't even believe anything she's ever said.
00:56:23 I know what you mean, man.
00:56:24 How do you think I felt?
00:56:25 I felt like I was going to marry her.
00:56:29 Me too.
00:56:31 Damn, man, me too.
00:56:34 Man, dude, whatever.
00:56:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:56:38 [PHONE RINGING]
00:56:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:56:44 [PHONE RINGING]
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00:57:14 I want to lick you up and down.
00:57:17 Me too.
00:57:18 [LAUGHS]
00:57:19 Me too?
00:57:20 [INAUDIBLE]
00:57:21 That's why we're doing this.
00:57:24 That's why we're doing this stuff, so I can get better at
00:57:27 it, at least try to sound like a girl so I'm in, like, the
00:57:31 right mood.
00:57:32 Man, I'm knowing that--
00:57:33 Interesting.
00:57:34 Knowing that bitch cheated on me, man.
00:57:37 You've been through it.
00:57:38 I know you, man.
00:57:40 You being serious?
00:57:42 Man, I'm just messing with you about it.
00:57:44 Why are you taking this so serious?
00:57:46 I don't know.
00:57:47 I just feel like that's part of the reason why she left me,
00:57:50 because I'm too inexperienced.
00:57:53 Dude, for the last time, that girl is messed up.
00:57:57 I mean, think of all the stories Lucas has about what
00:57:59 all the shit she did to him.
00:58:01 Just do me a favor.
00:58:05 And if a girl ever tells you she wants to lick you up and
00:58:08 down, just don't say me too.
00:58:11 I can't think right now.
00:58:12 It's just all this crap about that and working on the game
00:58:16 and studying and shit.
00:58:17 Dude, tell me about it.
00:58:18 I got two tests tomorrow.
00:58:20 But after that, we're off to Travis's graduation.
00:58:23 When we get back, we're switching into Renaissance
00:58:26 mode, though.
00:58:27 No more distractions.
00:58:29 I mean, no school, no work, no girls, nothing.
00:58:34 I thought you said it was next weekend.
00:58:36 Dude, I told you Sunday.
00:58:39 It was this next Friday.
00:58:41 You told me Sunday.
00:58:42 It was next Friday, which would mean the Friday of the next
00:58:44 week.
00:58:45 That would be this Friday if it's this Friday coming up.
00:58:48 Man, whatever.
00:58:49 If you were writing letters to him like a friend should,
00:58:51 you would know when the graduation is.
00:58:54 It's not like you have anything better to do.
00:58:57 Dude, I'm not going to do that.
00:59:01 Dude, don't say shit.
00:59:04 If you tell me this has anything to do with Christina,
00:59:09 that's just perfect.
00:59:12 Great.
00:59:13 It's good to see you got your priorities in order.
00:59:15 One of your best friends is graduating from basic training,
00:59:18 and all you can do is just go hang out with some bitch that's
00:59:20 been messing around with five guys behind your back.
00:59:22 She hasn't been messing with five guys.
00:59:24 That guy she was going to see was just some friend of hers
00:59:27 that she dated a long time ago, and he was leaving to Iraq
00:59:29 to go to the National Guard's last day of the year.
00:59:31 Then why did she lie to you about it on the phone the other day?
00:59:33 Because she doesn't like people in her business.
00:59:35 Oh, yeah, okay.
00:59:39 She don't think there's any way she can be telling the truth.
00:59:41 Like, she has to be lying.
00:59:43 All I'm saying is there's only two kinds of people on this planet
00:59:46 with lives that private, secret agents and sluts.
00:59:49 I'll let you decide which one you think she is.
00:59:51 Not to mention how she flirts with your brother right in front of your face.
00:59:54 That's just her personality.
00:59:55 Remember, she was like that when we first met her.
00:59:57 Yeah, that's just her personality.
01:00:00 Oh, hey, Mark. Hey, Sean's brother.
01:00:03 That's just my personality. Sean won't mind.
01:00:05 He knows it's just my personality.
01:00:08 Seriously?
01:00:12 Man, why are you trying to hold it in?
01:00:15 Go ahead and laugh.
01:00:16 That's all you can do when you're in a situation this fucked up.
01:00:20 Why are you even going anyway?
01:00:22 It's Memphis in May.
01:00:23 At least tell me there's going to be some good bands.
01:00:26 Fuck no. There's going to be like 3-6 Mafia and Hinder.
01:00:29 That's just perfect.
01:00:30 You don't even give me anything that I can tell Lucas for you.
01:00:34 I mean, why the fuck are you even-- why are you going then?
01:00:36 Because it's all the way out Arkansas.
01:00:38 She's never been out of Arkansas before.
01:00:40 That's like a big deal for her.
01:00:41 It'd be like a huge step in stilling the relationship.
01:00:46 Whatever, man. I got to pack for tomorrow.
01:00:50 Finish this shit up.
01:01:16 I'm waiting on you.
01:01:21 I thought you already told them that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:01:27 That's stupid. How are they going to make you work even that--
01:01:34 I just missed my friend's graduation for this, so it's kind of a big deal.
01:01:42 All right.
01:01:55 Ow! Thanks, Gene.
01:01:57 Just put me down.
01:01:58 I'm all right.
01:01:59 Oh my God.
01:02:04 What's this?
01:02:07 It's a bear.
01:02:09 Is it yours?
01:02:11 Yeah, it's my bear.
01:02:15 So what's all this other stuff?
01:02:17 My things, like stuff I've got over periods of time that have become my stuff.
01:02:24 These movies?
01:02:26 Why, you want to watch one?
01:02:28 Sure. I don't know which one.
01:02:31 Have you seen City of God?
01:02:33 No. What's it about?
01:02:34 It's about these Brazilian kids and drugs and gangs and stuff.
01:02:38 It's too complicated. I'll just put it in.
01:02:40 Okay.
01:03:04 What are you doing?
01:03:06 I'm just--
01:03:14 I'm going to the bathroom.
01:03:16 Okay.
01:03:25 [cell phone buzzing]
01:03:34 [toilet flushing]
01:03:45 You leaving?
01:03:46 Yeah, I can't stay and watch the rest. I've got to go take care of my dog.
01:03:49 What dog?
01:03:51 My dog.
01:03:53 When did you get a dog?
01:03:54 Two weeks ago.
01:03:56 So you just got a dog out of nowhere?
01:03:58 No, my friend Brian got it for me.
01:04:00 Okay, who's Brian?
01:04:02 My friend Brian.
01:04:04 So how do you take care of a dog?
01:04:06 You just feed it and water it and it takes care of itself.
01:04:08 Well, it's still a puppy though.
01:04:10 So you feed it puppy food?
01:04:13 I've got to go.
01:04:15 Alright.
01:04:19 Is something wrong?
01:04:21 If you don't know by now, I don't know really what I can tell you.
01:04:25 Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:27 If you've got something you've got to do, then go.
01:04:29 I just thought it's a pretty big deal that I stay home for Travis' graduation.
01:04:34 Well, I didn't tell you to do that.
01:04:36 I know, but I did it for you.
01:04:39 Look, I'm sorry we didn't get to go to the concert.
01:04:42 I'm not talking about that.
01:04:43 Then what are you talking about?
01:04:46 I'm talking about us.
01:04:50 Now I'm confused. What do you want?
01:04:56 I want you.
01:05:00 I really cannot--
01:05:01 Sorry, John. I've got to go.
01:05:09 So is this it?
01:05:11 What?
01:05:13 I mean, are you just going to walk off?
01:05:16 I told you I had to go.
01:05:18 I know, but I mean, I just feel like this is going to be the end.
01:05:23 I certainly hope not, but if that's what you want, then--
01:05:26 I mean, if you're just going to walk off and not--
01:05:31 I've got to go.
01:05:35 [door creaks]
01:05:37 [footsteps]
01:05:56 [phone rings]
01:06:05 Hello?
01:06:08 Hey.
01:06:10 Nothing.
01:06:13 About six hours away.
01:06:17 Yeah.
01:06:19 Yeah.
01:06:22 I know.
01:06:23 Call me whatever you want. I deserve it.
01:06:31 Well, thanks, but I know what I am.
01:06:40 Well, tell him I'm sorry. I'm--
01:06:43 All right.
01:06:45 All right, well, tell him I'm sorry I missed his graduation.
01:06:50 I'm not driving all the way out there.
01:06:55 So everything's forgiven.
01:06:58 Even Lucas.
01:07:01 How's Klink gonna be more mad at me than Lucas?
01:07:09 All right.
01:07:12 Yeah, I'll drive out there.
01:07:14 After everything I've done, I deserve a two-day car ride by myself.
01:07:19 All right.
01:07:21 What?
01:07:24 Hello?
01:07:26 Hello?
01:07:29 [sighs]
01:07:34 [footsteps]
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