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00:01:45 Hiya, Chief.
00:01:46 Good morning.
00:01:48 Dick, I've got distressing news.
00:01:50 Boy, come back later.
00:01:51 What's that?
00:01:52 Run along, run along.
00:01:54 Hey, he's only done one shoe.
00:01:57 Dick, we've got to get rid of Las Lomas
00:01:58 Quicksilver as soon as possible.
00:02:00 I've got cauliflower ears from phoning.
00:02:02 Just got as far as Quicken to hang up.
00:02:04 Listen, I got $150,000 sunk in that blasted mine.
00:02:08 We got to get it out.
00:02:09 Oh, but T.T.
00:02:10 Look, drop everything else today.
00:02:12 After all, this is my baby.
00:02:14 Well, of all the babies we've had in this office,
00:02:16 this one's really got circles under its eyes.
00:02:19 Mr. Van Dusen is here.
00:02:21 Hello.
00:02:22 Oh, hello, Van.
00:02:23 Hiya.
00:02:24 Good morning, T.T.
00:02:25 Good morning.
00:02:26 Conference?
00:02:27 No, no, not at all.
00:02:28 Make yourself at home.
00:02:29 You have a cigarette?
00:02:30 Oh, no thanks.
00:02:31 Did you see what car I did?
00:02:32 Yes, sir.
00:02:33 You certainly called that right.
00:02:34 Van, you have plenty of nice, solid stuff.
00:02:36 Now, I've got something really exciting for you.
00:02:38 Something that you can play with.
00:02:40 Yes?
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00:02:42 Will you have a drink?
00:02:43 Oh, it's a little early.
00:02:45 This happens to be my own little pet.
00:02:49 I got ahold of a mine in New Mexico quite by accident.
00:02:52 La slomas quicksilver.
00:02:55 I'll take a bottle of pop.
00:02:59 I don't care what you've heard.
00:03:00 It's great stuff.
00:03:01 [phone ringing]
00:03:07 Hello?
00:03:08 Yes, who?
00:03:10 Oh, put him on.
00:03:11 Put him on.
00:03:12 Hello, Bennett.
00:03:13 Yes?
00:03:14 Ah, that's good news, Steve.
00:03:16 Yes.
00:03:17 Come as soon as you can.
00:03:19 Oh, all right.
00:03:21 Make it after lunch.
00:03:22 That's fine, boy.
00:03:23 Goodbye.
00:03:24 That was young Bennett, Steve Bennett.
00:03:26 He's consented.
00:03:27 He's coming into the firm.
00:03:28 I asked him last night.
00:03:29 Well, fine choice.
00:03:30 He just cracked up in his own business.
00:03:32 Oh, I've had my eye on Steve for a long time.
00:03:34 He's going to be all right.
00:03:35 He's a little conservative, needs guidance.
00:03:38 But he has good contacts.
00:03:39 He could put all his customers under a cookie jar.
00:03:42 But those he has speak very highly of him.
00:03:44 When we take Bennett in, we'll take in his customers.
00:03:47 He's just the man we need right now.
00:03:49 Hi-ho, Quicksilver.
00:03:51 Why not?
00:03:52 He'll sell it.
00:03:53 He won't spend his life sitting in that chair.
00:03:54 You see, he's not married to my daughter.
00:03:56 Well, you boys go right ahead with your little family quarrel.
00:03:59 I'll go and see if I've been wiped out.
00:04:03 Yes, sir, Sam, I'm really falling into something.
00:04:05 No more worries, no responsibilities, no ulcers.
00:04:08 People beg for that Rawlston stock.
00:04:10 All I'll have to do is come in in the morning,
00:04:12 put my feet up on the desk, rock back, and go to sleep.
00:04:15 Every once in a while, the door opens,
00:04:17 a customer tiptoes in, takes the stock off the desk,
00:04:20 leaves a check, and tiptoes out.
00:04:23 Yeah, but who's going to get up and open the door for them?
00:04:26 I don't know, but they're not going to make a drudge out of me.
00:04:29 What are you keeping all these pictures from the old office for?
00:04:32 They're awful heavy on my lap.
00:04:33 Well, what's the use of going to college
00:04:35 if you don't keep the pictures?
00:04:37 Who are these fellas with the big spoons or something?
00:04:40 Spoons? Those are oars.
00:04:42 That's my rowing team, intercollegiate champs, 29, 30, and 32.
00:04:46 But what happened to 31?
00:04:48 The judges found out where we hid the outboard motor.
00:04:51 Snoops.
00:04:53 Say, this is the office for me.
00:04:56 The Taj Mahal with inkwells.
00:04:58 Taj Mahu?
00:04:59 How do you do?
00:05:01 I'm Mr. Bennett.
00:05:02 Oh, yes, how do you do, Mr. Bennett?
00:05:04 We've been expecting you.
00:05:06 Mr. Bennett is here, Mr. Ralston.
00:05:08 They ain't using pictures.
00:05:10 Shh.
00:05:11 Hello, Steve.
00:05:12 Hello, T.T. Am I late?
00:05:14 No, no, it's mighty good to have you with us.
00:05:16 Well, it's mighty good to be here, too, T.T.
00:05:18 Uh, T.T.?
00:05:19 Come on, Steve, I'll show you your office.
00:05:21 Okay. I wish these pictures would carry me for a while.
00:05:24 You don't know how happy I am.
00:05:26 We're going to do great things together.
00:05:28 Now, as soon as you get settled and comfortable, give me a buzz.
00:05:31 Just got hold of something you'll be crazy about.
00:05:34 The sweetest little issue.
00:05:36 Oh, that mellow, easy stuff to handle?
00:05:38 That honey from Orchids?
00:05:40 Mr. Ralston, New Mexico is on the phone.
00:05:42 I'll tell you about it later. Give me a buzz.
00:05:44 All right, T.T.
00:05:46 Great fella.
00:05:48 My name goes right there, in chromium.
00:05:52 Well, here we...
00:05:55 (footsteps)
00:05:57 Oh, I'm sure this is only temporary.
00:06:06 That's feeling I'll get.
00:06:08 No, I mean the office.
00:06:10 Still, this must be my office.
00:06:15 It's too small for a telephone booth.
00:06:17 (shattering)
00:06:18 Don't do that!
00:06:20 Gives me that buried alive feeling.
00:06:23 Hey, what am I brooding about?
00:06:25 This is only my outer office.
00:06:27 Ah.
00:06:30 I could really do things in an office like this.
00:06:33 Stockbrokers are always backing shows, being angels.
00:06:37 Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:06:39 Stevie, come on in.
00:06:41 Come on in, pal.
00:06:43 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Honey.
00:06:45 Miss Graham, I want you to meet Mr. Bennett, one of my partners.
00:06:49 Partner?
00:06:50 Well, Mr. Donnelly's been promising we'd get together for some time.
00:06:54 Oh, he has? Well, that's very nice. How do you do?
00:06:56 When Dick Donnelly tells you you'll meet someone, you meet him.
00:06:59 We've been, uh, talking about the Green Swan.
00:07:02 The Green?
00:07:03 Yes, didn't Dickie tell you about the Green Swan?
00:07:07 Oh, should he? I...
00:07:09 I mean, do you think I'm old enough to know?
00:07:11 Her show, Stevie, her show.
00:07:14 The one Linda's going to star in.
00:07:16 You know, I told you all about it.
00:07:18 He loved it.
00:07:20 Oh, the Swan! Yes, that part where you come on with the thing.
00:07:23 And that fellow ran with the McGill... Oh, I thought I'd die laughing.
00:07:27 It's supposed to be a serious drama.
00:07:29 Yes, well, so long.
00:07:31 Oh, tell me, Mr. Bennett.
00:07:33 Uh, did you, uh, like it well enough to put any money into it?
00:07:37 Huh?
00:07:38 Did he like it well enough to want to put 15 grand in it?
00:07:43 Oh.
00:07:44 I must have been crazy about it.
00:07:46 Oh, Mr. Bennett, how can I thank you?
00:07:49 You won't regret it. Really, you won't.
00:07:52 We'll give Broadway something really fine this season.
00:07:55 Yeah, lucky Broadway.
00:07:57 Oh, well, I'd better go. It's a customer.
00:08:00 They get very impatient, so I, uh...
00:08:03 Might hurt his head.
00:08:05 Well, you take...
00:08:07 Well, goodbye.
00:08:09 But, Mr. Bennett!
00:08:11 Hey, Samuel, get some bricks and mortar.
00:08:13 We're gonna seal up this door.
00:08:15 In the meantime, put a rat trap there.
00:08:17 Well, the poodle bros.
00:08:18 Oh, they brought the things, huh? That's good.
00:08:20 I want to get that list to my customers.
00:08:23 Ah, there it is.
00:08:27 Well, goodbye.
00:08:30 Goodbye.
00:08:31 Hello, Betty.
00:08:33 Hello, Miss Saunders.
00:08:34 Say, I like your hair that way.
00:08:36 Oh, thank you, Miss Saunders.
00:08:38 Good afternoon.
00:08:40 Good afternoon.
00:08:41 Hello.
00:08:42 Oh, Miss Saunders.
00:08:43 I want to thank you for sending those books to Freddy.
00:08:46 But I'm afraid they're a little old for him.
00:08:48 Oh? Well, he'll grow into them.
00:08:50 Here, Doc.
00:08:52 Oh, hello.
00:08:53 Hello. Tell Uncle Pudgy, Mr. Ralston, that I have to see him right away.
00:08:56 It's really important.
00:08:57 Certainly, Miss Saunders.
00:08:58 How have you been?
00:08:59 Just fine.
00:09:00 Mr. Ralston, your niece is here to see you.
00:09:02 Uh-oh.
00:09:03 Did you tell her I was in?
00:09:05 Yes, she's right here.
00:09:07 Well, tell her the office is full of people.
00:09:09 Well, he's awfully sorry, but the office is full of people.
00:09:13 Oh, it is, hmm.
00:09:14 Well, try Mr. Donnelly.
00:09:16 Mr. Donnelly?
00:09:19 Miss Saunders is here.
00:09:20 Shall I send her in?
00:09:21 No. No, no.
00:09:22 Tell her I just jumped out the window.
00:09:24 Tell her anything. Anything.
00:09:26 Shh.
00:09:29 Gwen is out there.
00:09:30 I know.
00:09:31 What are you doing?
00:09:34 I forgot to plug up one leak in the dike.
00:09:36 (SIGHS)
00:09:37 Hello, JP. JP Carter, please.
00:09:44 Hello, JP? This is T.T.
00:09:47 Say, has my niece Gwen been there to see you?
00:09:49 Oh, she hasn't. Good.
00:09:51 Uh, Joe, she's mixed up in another charity scheme.
00:09:54 Uh, listen, Joe, in a week moment,
00:09:56 I promised to double it if she could raise 20,000 or more by the first of the month.
00:10:01 A handsome offer.
00:10:02 With the first of the month tomorrow.
00:10:04 Now, when she gets to you, you just, uh,
00:10:06 tell her you can't donate anything at present.
00:10:09 Yeah. Yeah, I've told all the other fellows.
00:10:12 Thanks.
00:10:13 Oh, by the way, Joe,
00:10:15 uh, I've got to show my gratitude in some way.
00:10:19 Ever hear of Las Lomas Quicksilver?
00:10:22 Hello? Joe? Joe?
00:10:26 (SCOFFS)
00:10:28 Bad connection.
00:10:29 I don't think I'll wait any longer, Hilda.
00:10:31 Well, maybe you'd like to see the new partner.
00:10:34 Oh, uh, Mr. Bennett, is he here already?
00:10:36 Yes, he's in his office.
00:10:38 What's he like?
00:10:40 Well, he's, uh, kind of hard to describe.
00:10:43 I know the type.
00:10:45 Yes, Mr. Hendricks.
00:10:47 No, no regrets about my own business.
00:10:49 Those nerve-wracking days are over.
00:10:51 Yes, sir, I'll call you the minute I get something good.
00:10:54 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
00:10:55 Hello.
00:11:00 I've got something. Goodbye.
00:11:02 I'm Gwen Saunders.
00:11:04 Well, how do you do? I'm Beef Stenner.
00:11:06 I mean, I'm Stan Beaver. I mean, uh...
00:11:08 Bennett.
00:11:09 Bennett, yeah, that's him. No, that's me.
00:11:10 Why don't you sit down?
00:11:11 Could I talk to you alone for a minute?
00:11:12 Alone? Alone, Sam?
00:11:14 You don't have to hit me with no turn of cool.
00:11:16 No, I guess it's too late for that.
00:11:17 You'll just fade.
00:11:18 Yes, ma'am.
00:11:19 I'll put the pictures up.
00:11:20 He painted the boat, Sam.
00:11:22 (CLEARS THROAT)
00:11:26 Well...
00:11:27 I hope you don't mind.
00:11:29 Huh?
00:11:30 Shh, we better not talk too loud.
00:11:31 No, we better not.
00:11:32 Mr. Bennett, I'm in trouble.
00:11:36 Trouble?
00:11:37 I only know you by reputation.
00:11:39 My uncles talked about you so much,
00:11:41 but I want you to know that I trust you implicitly.
00:11:43 Well, that's very nice.
00:11:44 I'm sorry to be so abrupt.
00:11:46 After all, we're strangers,
00:11:47 but you're the only one in the world that can help me.
00:11:50 Well, I'm entirely at your service.
00:11:52 Well, it's terribly, terribly important,
00:11:55 but you must promise me that you won't say a word about it to anyone.
00:11:58 Oh, I won't tell a...
00:12:00 Say, you're not in a play called The Green Swan, are you?
00:12:02 Shh.
00:12:03 Huh?
00:12:04 Hodgie and Dick mustn't know that I've talked to you.
00:12:07 Hodgie's my name for uncle.
00:12:09 There isn't anyone in the world I can ask except them,
00:12:11 and he wouldn't do it.
00:12:12 Oh, he wouldn't, eh? That's just like him.
00:12:13 Who is he?
00:12:14 Never mind.
00:12:15 They mustn't dream we're going to be partners.
00:12:17 Oh, we're going to be partners?
00:12:19 Yes. Now, do you see these?
00:12:21 Is that money?
00:12:22 Yes. What did you think it was?
00:12:24 Why, that's a thousand-dollar bill.
00:12:25 There's ten of them. One, two, three, four, five...
00:12:28 Oh, don't count. We're partners.
00:12:30 Yeah, we're just... Oh, oh.
00:12:32 Dear me.
00:12:35 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:37 Oh, I'm not.
00:12:38 You see, I'm so upset. I don't know what I'm doing.
00:12:40 I've had these for four days.
00:12:42 Hodgie doesn't know that I've got them. Here, you keep them.
00:12:44 I've had them in two banks, in my safe deposit box,
00:12:46 under my pillow and in my stocking.
00:12:48 Oh, aren't you afraid of prowlers?
00:12:50 What?
00:12:51 I mean, it's dangerous.
00:12:52 So, naturally, I'm terribly, terribly worried.
00:12:55 Well, how can you worry when you have $10,000?
00:12:58 I know, but that's the whole thing.
00:13:00 I want you to invest it for me.
00:13:02 Oh, I see. You want the firm to invest it.
00:13:04 No, no. I told you the others mustn't know anything about it.
00:13:07 Oh, no?
00:13:08 You see, I have to make a lot of money quickly,
00:13:10 and I think speculation's the best way, don't you?
00:13:12 Well, I want the quick turnover, the kind that Pudgy always gets.
00:13:14 Pudgy's my nickname for Uncle. I told you that, didn't I?
00:13:16 Pudgy always doubles everybody's money.
00:13:18 He says I talk too quickly.
00:13:20 Oh, well, it's not noticeable.
00:13:22 Isn't that nice? Where's the money?
00:13:24 Oh, here, here. Don't get nervous.
00:13:26 You keep it. I'm always losing it.
00:13:28 Well, that's an awful lot of money to carry around.
00:13:30 I seldom do it.
00:13:32 I don't like to muss it or bend it.
00:13:34 Well, which pocket are you going to keep it in?
00:13:36 Well, I think it would look well right in there, don't you?
00:13:38 You're a scream.
00:13:40 But you mustn't mix it with your money.
00:13:42 No, I won't. If it gets mixed with my money, I'll recognize it.
00:13:45 Well, towards the buzzer.
00:13:48 Oh, that's that.
00:13:50 Oh, Steve, can you come in now?
00:13:52 That's Pudgy.
00:13:53 Can I come in?
00:13:54 Well, I'll be right there, Pudgy.
00:13:56 T.T.
00:13:57 Say, you better go.
00:13:58 I better go. Pudgy mustn't see us together.
00:14:00 Oh, you've been terribly sweet, and I'm terribly, terribly grateful to you.
00:14:03 Yes, well, well, that...
00:14:05 Oh, wait, Miss Saunders.
00:14:08 What sort of a turnover do you expect?
00:14:10 Well, you must double it.
00:14:11 Oh, I told you that, didn't I?
00:14:13 Well, that's terribly important. That's the whole idea.
00:14:15 It's such a good cause.
00:14:16 Yes, it is. Double it.
00:14:18 Yes, like Pudgy always does.
00:14:20 Oh, yes, but I mean, how much? How soon?
00:14:22 Oh, you mustn't waste time.
00:14:24 Well, right away. We've only got three days.
00:14:26 I'll keep in touch with you. Goodbye.
00:14:28 Miss Saunders.
00:14:30 Shh. Goodbye.
00:14:31 Shh.
00:14:32 Hi.
00:14:36 Dream girl.
00:14:38 Dan.
00:14:39 Where have you been?
00:14:40 Miss Saunders.
00:14:42 I've been following you all day.
00:14:44 Well, that trip certainly did you good.
00:14:46 You look wonderful yourself.
00:14:48 Do I?
00:14:49 Oh, Steve.
00:14:51 Come into my office, will you? We can talk in there.
00:14:54 Oh, yes.
00:14:55 Oh, Mr. Bennett.
00:14:56 Mr. Bennett?
00:14:57 I need two dollars. I got to go get some things.
00:15:00 Well, I don't have any money right now.
00:15:02 You know how things are. I don't know how I...
00:15:05 Oh, I just got it.
00:15:08 It's not mine. I... I was sitting there...
00:15:12 I don't have to explain things to you.
00:15:14 And don't stare.
00:15:19 So, come in.
00:15:22 Steve, I want you to meet Dick Dudley.
00:15:25 Well, I...
00:15:26 Oh, haven't we...
00:15:27 Glad to have you with us, Bennett.
00:15:29 Yeah, but...
00:15:30 Oh, yes, yes, thanks.
00:15:32 Thanks, pal. You're okay.
00:15:33 Drink? I think I will.
00:15:35 Tea, tea.
00:15:36 Thank you.
00:15:37 Well, here's to the three musketeers.
00:15:39 Yes, sir.
00:15:41 I'm sure we'll be together for a long time.
00:15:43 Steve, you're going to be here until you're old and gray.
00:15:46 Which may be tomorrow.
00:15:47 Steve, we're having a few friends on the flamingo for the weekend.
00:15:53 That's my houseboat, you know.
00:15:55 Mrs. Ralston and I would be delighted to have you.
00:15:57 Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot, T.T.
00:15:59 Oh, not at all. Not at all.
00:16:01 You're one of the family now, you know.
00:16:02 Come here.
00:16:03 When you hear what I've got set up for you, you'll jump for joy.
00:16:08 There's a little mine in New Mexico.
00:16:10 You see, I was the only one to hear about it.
00:16:12 So when I went down there to...
00:16:14 Say, are you listening to me?
00:16:16 Oh, yes, Pudgy.
00:16:17 I mean, Mr. Ralston. I'm all ears.
00:16:20 Well, I'm putting it out in 70,000 shares.
00:16:22 Preferred stock.
00:16:23 It's a shame to let the public have it.
00:16:25 Oh, it certainly is.
00:16:26 But we need working capital.
00:16:30 Yes? Well, what kind of a mine is it, T.T.?
00:16:32 Well, it's Las Lomas Quicksilver Preferred.
00:16:34 Las Lomas Quicksilver?
00:16:36 Uh-huh.
00:16:37 That was the quietest jumping for joy I ever saw.
00:16:40 Oh, well, Mr. Ralston, maybe I ought to handle something I'm more familiar with,
00:16:44 like American Can or something.
00:16:45 Why, Steve...
00:16:46 Hello.
00:16:47 Hello, Bart. Come in, come in.
00:16:49 You know Mr. Bennett?
00:16:50 Oh, very well. Congratulations, Mr. Bennett.
00:16:52 Oh, thanks, Mr. Pritchard.
00:16:53 You're a good man, T.T.
00:16:54 Oh, I know it.
00:16:56 Mr. Pritchard took 5,000 of that quicksilver.
00:16:58 Uh, that's what I came to see about T.T.
00:17:02 Uh, pardon me.
00:17:03 I, uh...
00:17:06 I think I was a little hasty.
00:17:08 I'd like to...
00:17:09 Oh, nonsense. You'll double your money.
00:17:11 Well, I've been talking to some of the boys, and I'm a little jittery.
00:17:14 Just come with me.
00:17:16 I'll tell you what we'll do.
00:17:19 Here's your check, Bart.
00:17:21 If it'll make you feel any better.
00:17:23 Well, T.T., I didn't mean to...
00:17:25 Oh, forget it, forget it.
00:17:26 How's Ruthie and the kids?
00:17:27 Well...
00:17:28 We must have dinner together some night soon, eh?
00:17:30 Well, so long, Bart.
00:17:33 But, T.T., I don't get it. That was awful fast.
00:17:36 Oh, I know human nature, boys.
00:17:38 Pritchard'll phone right back,
00:17:40 and instead of 5,000 shares, he'll want to buy 20,000.
00:17:44 He'll figure if I was that anxious to give him back his money and hold on to the stock,
00:17:49 it must be terrific.
00:17:50 Oh, yes, boys.
00:17:52 I'm a great student of human nature.
00:17:54 Well, I wish I were.
00:17:56 I'm still in the chasing and proposing stage.
00:17:59 Gwen?
00:18:00 Gwen?
00:18:01 Yes.
00:18:02 You've seen Steve Bennett, have you?
00:18:03 Tommy Van Dusen.
00:18:04 Yes, I saw them.
00:18:05 I mean him, outside by the water cooler.
00:18:08 I mean, how are you?
00:18:10 We'd better get down to business.
00:18:14 All right, Steve, let's get back to Quicksilver.
00:18:15 I tell you, it'll double anybody's investment.
00:18:17 Well, what is the...
00:18:18 Double?
00:18:20 It'll double?
00:18:21 Yeah.
00:18:22 Well, I have a little money that...
00:18:24 Your own money?
00:18:25 No, no, this isn't for you, Steve.
00:18:27 Oh, but you just said, you just told Mr. Pritchard...
00:18:29 But Mr. Pritchard is a customer.
00:18:30 Yeah, but if it's not good for me, it's not good for him.
00:18:32 Now, look, we're wasting a lot of time here.
00:18:34 Do you or don't you want to sell this stock?
00:18:36 Well, the customers I have believe in me.
00:18:38 I'm not kidding, they do.
00:18:39 I can't sell them anything I don't believe in.
00:18:41 Has Ripley heard about him?
00:18:43 All right, maybe Los Lomas is no good at all.
00:18:46 But there's Quicksilver somewhere in New Mexico...
00:18:49 And somebody is liable to find it.
00:18:50 I've told many a lie that I've had come true.
00:18:53 A lie is the same as the truth if the result is all right.
00:18:58 I'm afraid I disagree with you.
00:18:59 Take a page from the old master.
00:19:00 Profit is the only thing in business.
00:19:02 And in our business, profit is imagination.
00:19:04 And imagination is seldom the truth.
00:19:06 It's what you hope for.
00:19:08 The world doesn't believe in the truth.
00:19:10 It didn't believe that there was an America for Columbus to discover.
00:19:13 It didn't believe that Bell had a telephone or that man could fly.
00:19:17 Those fellows were all telling the truth...
00:19:19 And yet everybody considered them crazy.
00:19:21 I tell you, there are certain necessary lies.
00:19:26 A man can get along just as well by telling the absolute truth.
00:19:29 - You mean about everything? - Yes.
00:19:31 - All the time? - Sure.
00:19:33 What are you playing? Truth and consequences?
00:19:36 Just teaching our new partner the facts of life.
00:19:38 We've been trying to convince Steve that he couldn't tell the truth even for a day...
00:19:42 And retain any of his friends or do any business.
00:19:44 Why, if a man set out to tell the truth for a whole day before nightfall...
00:19:47 Someone would kill him.
00:19:49 Sure. Well, all the diplomats of Europe would have to quit if it weren't the case.
00:19:53 Is that bad?
00:19:54 Listen, Steve. You meet Smith on the street in the morning...
00:19:57 And you say, "I hope you sleep well."
00:19:59 That's a lie. You don't give a hang if he never sleeps.
00:20:01 Well, I do. Smith's a nice guy.
00:20:04 Oh, give in, Bennett. The truth hurts.
00:20:08 An attractive lie sounds infinitely better.
00:20:10 Well, I'm entitled to my own opinion. I still think he can tell the truth.
00:20:13 - Who, me? - No, I didn't say you could tell the truth.
00:20:16 - I said I can tell the truth. - But for how long?
00:20:19 Well, if I can tell the truth for an hour...
00:20:21 There's no reason why I couldn't tell it for one day or a year.
00:20:24 You don't really believe that, do you?
00:20:26 Well, I certainly do. It's just a simple matter of principle.
00:20:29 Hey, do I sound stuffy?
00:20:31 You wouldn't like to back those principles with a little money, would you?
00:20:34 Well, yes, I would. Well, I would, but...
00:20:37 Yeah, look at him. Look at him, Wells. Look at him, Wells.
00:20:39 I'll bet you any amount that you couldn't even tell the truth for 24 hours...
00:20:43 - Let alone a whole year. - Count me in. That's a sure thing.
00:20:47 Well, that sounds like a quick turnover.
00:20:51 - Well, I don't know. - You better think fast, buddy.
00:20:54 - Bill Plunge, you bet the whole 50 cents. - Don't heckle him. He's nervous.
00:20:58 You'll bet me money, real money, that I can't tell the truth for 24 hours?
00:21:03 - That's what I said. - Any amount.
00:21:05 You don't hear him naming it, do you?
00:21:07 Hey, if he did it, I can. It's a bet.
00:21:10 - Call the fireman. - Call the fireman.
00:21:12 - How much? - Well, I'll bet you...
00:21:14 - How much? - $10,000.
00:21:17 - How much? - You're bluffing. Where's the money?
00:21:20 Bluffing. There.
00:21:23 Gee, it's real.
00:21:26 - Here's $10,000. - Easy, fellas.
00:21:29 - Hey. - That's tender stuff.
00:21:32 Where did you ever get such an amount to throw away like this?
00:21:34 Well, it's there, isn't it? And I'm not throwing it away. I'm gonna win.
00:21:37 You'll tell the truth to everybody, no matter what they ask you?
00:21:40 - Yes. - I'll bet you $10,000 on those terms.
00:21:42 I'll bet you five grand.
00:21:44 I only want to bet $10,000 today.
00:21:47 Now, wait. I've got to have some of this.
00:21:49 Hey, he's not your partner. He's ours.
00:21:51 Oh, wait a minute, boys. I hired him. He's all mine.
00:21:54 Why should I give up a sure thing? Do you blame me?
00:21:56 - No. Yes. - I'm a client.
00:21:58 You've got to let me in on all sound investments.
00:22:00 - Me too. - All right. I'll tell you what we'll do.
00:22:02 - We'll spread it three ways. - If you win...
00:22:04 If you tell a lie while you're away from us, you must confess.
00:22:07 What do you mean, away from us? I'm gonna sleep with him.
00:22:09 That's not part of the agreement.
00:22:12 Man, I'll take your share out of our cash and charge it to your account.
00:22:15 Right. Well, what's holding us up, fellas?
00:22:17 The sooner we get started, the sooner I get the money.
00:22:19 - And we'd better put this in writing. - I am.
00:22:22 You agree to tell the unadulterated truth for 24 hours.
00:22:26 To all comers, animal, vegetable or mineral.
00:22:28 You'll answer all questions. If you refuse, you lose the bet.
00:22:31 That's it, brother. You can't run away and hide.
00:22:33 You shut yourself up or you won't see anyone.
00:22:35 Oh, we'll be with him till he loses.
00:22:37 And you mustn't change your routine.
00:22:39 You must go on in the even tenor of your way.
00:22:42 - Yeah. - Yes. And spell "tenor" with a capital "T".
00:22:45 And if anyone tells of the bet or even hints of it, that side loses the bet.
00:22:48 One lose or lose on your side.
00:22:50 What's the idea of that?
00:22:52 Well, if you told people about it, they'd ask me a lot of questions like...
00:22:55 Well, which they ordinarily wouldn't.
00:22:57 Put it in, put it in. Let him put his picture in if he wants to.
00:23:00 And remember, under no circumstances can this bet be called off.
00:23:03 - No. - No.
00:23:05 Well, let me count it.
00:23:08 Wait a minute. There's only 9,000 here.
00:23:10 9,000? Well, I had...
00:23:12 No, no, no. It's all right. There's 10.
00:23:14 Can't you count, T.T.?
00:23:18 Five, six, seven...
00:23:20 Hey, there's 11,000 here.
00:23:22 One, two, three, four...
00:23:26 Five. Oh, yeah. Five and five are ten.
00:23:29 That's that new thing they have.
00:23:31 - Put it all together. - Have you got an envelope?
00:23:33 - Mr. T.T. - Yes.
00:23:35 - Have you got an envelope? - Miss Turner. Where's Miss Turner?
00:23:38 Oh, there must be one here.
00:23:40 - Wait a minute. Yes, here's one. - Fine. Thank you.
00:23:43 Will you hold that open, please?
00:23:47 Seal it up.
00:23:51 Here. No, I'll do it.
00:23:57 - Wait a minute. Where are you going? - I'm back here.
00:23:59 - Wait a minute. - Where are you going with that money?
00:24:04 Ah!
00:24:06 That did it.
00:24:09 - Here. - Thanks.
00:24:11 - Did you buzz Mr. Ralston? - Yes, Miss Turner.
00:24:14 I want you to place this envelope in the safe. You're a witness to this.
00:24:17 Yes, Miss Turner. No one's to touch it, not until all five of us are present.
00:24:20 - Yes, sir. - Now, find partnership.
00:24:23 How many people know the combination?
00:24:25 Now, we all understand the conditions. The absolute truth for 24 hours.
00:24:32 Okay.
00:24:34 It's just three minutes of four.
00:24:36 - It's five minutes of four. - Well, it's two minutes of four.
00:24:39 You're all wrong. It's five after.
00:24:41 Well, we'll find out.
00:24:43 Three, eight, one.
00:24:46 Oh, hello, operator. Are you there?
00:24:49 It's automatic.
00:24:51 When you hear the tone, the time will be 3.59 and three quarters.
00:24:55 Set your watches, boys.
00:24:58 It's exactly four o'clock.
00:25:01 The bet is on. Go!
00:25:03 The bet started at exactly 4 p.m. today...
00:25:08 and ends at 4 p.m. tomorrow.
00:25:11 - Right? - Right.
00:25:13 Oh, now, let's not gang up, fellas.
00:25:19 When you tell your lie, pal, make it a good one...
00:25:22 because it's going to cost you ten grand.
00:25:25 Now, what do we ask him?
00:25:29 Do you think you're good-looking?
00:25:31 Yes. In a manly sort of way.
00:25:34 - You lose. - Yeah.
00:25:36 - In ten seconds. - No, I don't lose. That's not a lie.
00:25:38 That's an opinion. Now, if I said you were good-looking, that'd be a lie.
00:25:41 Well, he has a right to an opinion.
00:25:45 Now it's my turn.
00:25:47 When we talked of the partnership, you told me that last year you made $40,000.
00:25:51 Is that the truth?
00:25:53 - No. - Uh-huh.
00:25:55 Well, how much did you make?
00:25:57 I think that's more of a personal question, don't you?
00:26:00 - Yeah. - How much did you make?
00:26:03 $1,100.
00:26:07 - Gross. - Uh-huh.
00:26:11 All right. Now I got a but.
00:26:14 - Where did you get that $10,000? - Yeah.
00:26:16 I asked you where you got it.
00:26:18 Well, I don't think I have to answer that.
00:26:20 I think we should change the agreement slightly.
00:26:22 If you refuse to answer, you lose the bet.
00:26:25 Yeah.
00:26:27 Well, I...
00:26:30 Hello. I'll get...
00:26:32 It's... Who, Mr. Pritchard?
00:26:34 No, this is Steve Bennett.
00:26:36 - Quicksilver. - I'll take it.
00:26:38 He wants to buy 20,000 shares.
00:26:40 20,000? What did I tell you boys? Do I know human nature?
00:26:44 Well, what do I think of it?
00:26:46 Well... Why, it's no good. It stinks.
00:26:49 Are you crazy?
00:26:52 Why, you... You...
00:26:54 If I lay my hands on it...
00:26:56 Hello. McCready, Quicksilver, stinks.
00:27:00 That is one thing.
00:27:04 But I'll get even with you for this, Bennett.
00:27:06 - I give you the new... - Bennett, you're nailing it.
00:27:08 - You've done it, Quicksilver. - Why did you say that?
00:27:10 I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
00:27:13 So help me!
00:27:15 Stinks!
00:27:18 (train whistle)
00:27:20 But, Hilda, are you sure?
00:27:27 Well...
00:27:30 Then give Mr. Bennett this message.
00:27:32 It's terribly, terribly important.
00:27:34 Tell him that something's come up and that the...
00:27:37 The things that I gave him to do something with...
00:27:40 He's not to do that with them at all.
00:27:43 And that he's to hold the things...
00:27:46 As I have to have them back right away.
00:27:48 Now that's clear, isn't it?
00:27:50 But I don't think he's coming back today.
00:27:52 They've all left for the weekend.
00:27:54 Well, it's terribly important!
00:27:56 I heard them say something about stopping off at Mr. Bennett's hotel first,
00:27:59 the Miami Palms.
00:28:01 Miami Palms? Oh, wait till I get a pencil and paper.
00:28:03 Oh, what do I need a pencil and paper for? I can remember that.
00:28:06 Miami Palms Hotel. Thank you, Hilda.
00:28:09 Oh, dear.
00:28:11 Oh, dear.
00:28:13 Miami Palms Hotel.
00:28:15 Miami Palms, Miami Palms, Miami...
00:28:17 But, fellas, I'll see you some other weekend.
00:28:19 I get seasick on a boat.
00:28:21 But you accepted my invitation before the bet was made.
00:28:24 Yeah, and remember the even-tenner clause.
00:28:27 Did you ever steal anything?
00:28:29 Yes.
00:28:30 What did you steal?
00:28:31 I stole some money.
00:28:33 Where did you steal it?
00:28:34 From a bank.
00:28:36 How much money was it?
00:28:40 A half a dollar.
00:28:41 You stole a half a dollar from a bank?
00:28:43 Yes.
00:28:44 What bank was it?
00:28:46 My little brother's piggy bank.
00:28:48 So you stole half a dollar from your little brother's piggy bank.
00:28:54 Is that all?
00:28:55 That's all there was in it.
00:28:57 Good afternoon, Mr. Bennett.
00:28:59 How are you?
00:29:00 Hey, you live here?
00:29:03 Yes. What's the matter?
00:29:05 Oh, nothing. I just thought that Steve lived in another hotel.
00:29:09 What's the matter with this hotel?
00:29:11 Hey, that green swan dame lives here.
00:29:16 I'd hate to run into her now with the old man along.
00:29:18 Well, I may be crazy, but in a hotel this size, you'll never...
00:29:21 I beg your pardon.
00:29:23 I'm crazy.
00:29:25 Well, hello. This is a pleasant surprise.
00:29:28 How do you do?
00:29:29 And Mr. Bennett, were you coming to see me?
00:29:32 Oh, I live here.
00:29:33 Oh, I see.
00:29:34 I'm sorry.
00:29:35 I'm sorry.
00:29:36 I'm sorry.
00:29:37 Were you coming to see me?
00:29:38 Oh, I live here.
00:29:39 You do? Well, isn't that convenient?
00:29:41 Yes, I was just going up. We were...
00:29:43 Oh, well, come on. Bruno and I were going for a walk, but we'll ride up with you.
00:29:46 Oh, well, won't Bruno be disappointed?
00:29:48 Nonsense. Bruno's always having his own way.
00:29:50 Yeah, who's gonna stop him?
00:29:52 Oh, uh, Miss, uh... I'm very bad at names. Miss, uh...
00:29:57 Graham.
00:29:58 Oh, yes. Graham.
00:29:59 My father-in-law, Mr. Alston.
00:30:02 Oh, how do you do?
00:30:04 How do you do?
00:30:05 Mr. Van Duzer.
00:30:06 How do you do?
00:30:07 Miss Graham is a friend of Steve's. We met in the office.
00:30:10 Oh.
00:30:11 Oh, yes, yes. We met in the office, yes.
00:30:14 Oh, why don't we have a quiet little dinner this evening, and let me read you the play?
00:30:20 Play? Putting money in a show, Steve?
00:30:23 Uh...
00:30:24 Are you putting money in a show, Steve?
00:30:27 Oh, I expect to come into a lot of money tomorrow.
00:30:30 Oh, you do, eh?
00:30:31 Uh, yeah, around 4 o'clock, to be exact.
00:30:33 Oh, that's fine. That'll be plenty of time.
00:30:36 Then I'll tell Charlie everything's all set, shall I?
00:30:39 Charlie?
00:30:40 Yes, Charlie Pendergast. He's the author.
00:30:42 I mean, it is all set, isn't it?
00:30:44 Charlie Pendergast?
00:30:46 Oh, well, good old Charlie.
00:30:48 Oh, you know him?
00:30:49 No.
00:30:50 Oh, you droll man.
00:30:53 Ninth floor. That's me.
00:30:56 Oh, Mr. Bennett.
00:30:59 I'm in 512. Then you'll phone me?
00:31:02 512. That's an easy number to remember.
00:31:04 Goodbye, Mr. Rawlston.
00:31:05 Goodbye.
00:31:06 Bye-bye, Dickie. Um, Mr. Donnelly.
00:31:09 These theatrical people, they certainly get familiar.
00:31:14 I might as well get packed, fellas. Come on in.
00:31:17 Hello.
00:31:21 I'm just finishing.
00:31:22 Say, how much do you pay for this apartment?
00:31:24 $125 a month.
00:31:26 Are you behind on your rent?
00:31:28 Yes, three months.
00:31:32 Do you mind if I, uh...
00:31:33 I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett. I'll get right out.
00:31:35 No, no. Go right ahead with your work.
00:31:37 Steve, did you ever tip this young lady?
00:31:40 Did you ever try to get cute with her?
00:31:43 Oh, now, fellas.
00:31:45 Fellas, let's be gentlemen.
00:31:47 Did you?
00:31:48 Well, if you want to count that once.
00:31:51 Well, of all things.
00:31:53 Fellas, you can't do it.
00:31:55 Hello, Sam.
00:31:56 You know, a bet's a bet, but you can't go around embarrassing me like this.
00:32:00 You can't for the next 22 hours. This is only the beginning.
00:32:03 Excuse me.
00:32:08 Oh, Mr. Bennett, I'll have to see you right away.
00:32:12 Oh, come right in.
00:32:14 I'll come right out.
00:32:16 Hey, fellas. There's a girl, a young lady.
00:32:21 It'll only be a minute. Something personal.
00:32:23 You'll have to excuse me.
00:32:25 Oh, dear.
00:32:28 Oh, Mr. Bennett.
00:32:30 I'm sorry about before.
00:32:31 Oh, Mr. Bennett, the most awful thing has happened.
00:32:33 You know I'm not good at dates.
00:32:34 And here I thought it was the 28th, and it really is the 28th.
00:32:37 Only there isn't any more. It's February.
00:32:39 So you'll have to give me back the money.
00:32:42 You want me to give you back the money?
00:32:45 Yes.
00:32:46 That's what I thought you said.
00:32:48 Have you invested it already?
00:32:52 Yes.
00:32:53 What did you invest it in?
00:32:55 Well, look, if you'll just wait till tomorrow, if you'll just trust me...
00:32:57 Oh, I trust you all right. It's the $10,000 I'm worried about.
00:33:00 Yeah, me too.
00:33:01 Because there's one terrible part about it.
00:33:04 It isn't my money.
00:33:05 Yeah, well, I knew it was something like that.
00:33:07 Not your money? Well, whose is it?
00:33:09 Everybody's.
00:33:11 Everybody's?
00:33:12 Well, maybe they're worried.
00:33:13 He is.
00:33:14 Oh, it's Mr. Bishop.
00:33:17 Huh?
00:33:18 Oh, let me just...
00:33:19 Let me just go through the door.
00:33:20 Where?
00:33:21 Where can I hide?
00:33:22 What's the matter?
00:33:23 Oh, that man. Here.
00:33:24 I've never played this before.
00:33:26 Say, tell him I'm not here.
00:33:27 All right, I will.
00:33:28 Sorry, no magazines.
00:33:34 Is there a Miss Saunders here?
00:33:35 Saunders?
00:33:36 Yes, I must speak to her, please.
00:33:37 Saunders? Is that Saunders with an A-U or just a plain A?
00:33:40 With an A-U.
00:33:41 Oh, well, I...
00:33:42 She's most anxious to see me.
00:33:44 Well, why would she...
00:33:45 Where is she?
00:33:46 Where is she?
00:33:47 Yes, where is she?
00:33:48 Well, I think she...
00:33:50 She's right there behind the screen.
00:33:52 He asked me where you were, and I...
00:33:58 Oh, I was just back there, my stocking.
00:34:00 You know, those runs you get and the thing there.
00:34:02 Oh, I'd like to talk to you, Mr. Bishop, but we're on our way out.
00:34:05 We're in a hurry.
00:34:06 On your way out?
00:34:07 I'd better slip into a necktie or something.
00:34:09 I'm...
00:34:10 That was Mr. Bennett, my uncle's new partner.
00:34:13 You'll need toliet paper.
00:34:14 I'm not going to be able to get it.
00:34:16 Mr. Bennett, my uncle's a new partner.
00:34:18 Your maid told me I might find you here.
00:34:20 Oh, she did?
00:34:22 What is there to worry about?
00:34:24 I signed the note, didn't I?
00:34:26 And on the strength of it, we broke ground for the home.
00:34:28 Now even the steam shovels have stopped.
00:34:30 Well, they can't blame that on me.
00:34:32 I merely guaranteed the $40,000.
00:34:34 Miss Saunders, you've collected $10,000,
00:34:38 but to date we haven't seen a penny of it.
00:34:40 And I must remind you, this is charity money.
00:34:44 Charity money.
00:34:45 Charity money.
00:34:47 Who's he got in there?
00:34:48 I don't know. I couldn't see her.
00:34:49 Oh, but it's all so silly, Mr. Bishop.
00:34:51 I have it.
00:34:53 Or rather, I will have it.
00:34:54 Well, yes, I'll have it tomorrow.
00:34:56 For your own sake, Miss Saunders, as well as for ours,
00:34:58 I can only hope you're right.
00:35:01 The chairman and sir kids are all going to be running for it immediately.
00:35:04 (singing)
00:35:06 Dick, come on. Let's...
00:35:11 Hey, I'm looking for skeletons.
00:35:12 We'll give him two more minutes.
00:35:13 Nothing doing. He can't have a romance on my time.
00:35:15 Why are you going to dress there?
00:35:16 You have a room full of somebody.
00:35:18 Oh, make a lot of noise.
00:35:19 Mr. Rawson must know his niece is in there.
00:35:21 He'd ask a lot of questions.
00:35:22 So come on, help me. Make noise.
00:35:24 (singing)
00:35:26 What's going on?
00:35:33 (singing)
00:35:35 What's that?
00:35:40 (singing)
00:35:42 What's going on, Bennett?
00:35:47 Yes, yes, tomorrow. You know me, Mr. Bishop.
00:35:50 Very good, Miss Saunders. I'll see you tomorrow.
00:35:53 Yes.
00:35:54 We've been waiting in that bedroom for days.
00:35:57 Oh, come on. You can gargle on the boat.
00:35:59 Let's get going, Steve. We don't want to spend the weekend here.
00:36:07 Wait a minute. You'll have to go back.
00:36:09 Don't go in. Don't...
00:36:11 Oh, come in.
00:36:15 Have a drink?
00:36:17 Uh, have a cigar.
00:36:19 I know it looks funny, fellas, but there was a girl here
00:36:23 and it might have been embarrassing to her, you know.
00:36:25 Well, I...
00:36:32 I didn't...
00:36:33 Oh, Sam, Sam.
00:36:38 What's the matter with him?
00:36:39 You hired him.
00:36:41 Thanks, Sam.
00:36:43 Well, I'm all set. Get my bag, Sam.
00:36:45 Why don't we get going? Let's get out of here.
00:36:47 We'll be out of here in a few minutes.
00:36:49 What are you shouting for?
00:36:51 Well, I want everybody to hear me.
00:36:53 Look what I found.
00:36:55 Hey, have you ever seen this before?
00:36:58 Yes.
00:37:03 Who does it belong to?
00:37:05 Oh, now, fellas, there are some things...
00:37:06 There are no things. Whose is it?
00:37:08 It's mine.
00:37:10 Yours?
00:37:12 Well!
00:37:14 And no woo-woos.
00:37:16 When do you wear it? Saturday night?
00:37:18 I haven't worn it for years.
00:37:20 Quit kidding. Whose is it?
00:37:21 Well, you're so smart, it is mine. I wore it in the varsity show.
00:37:24 Here.
00:37:26 It was up in Mabel's room.
00:37:28 I was Mabel.
00:37:30 And no cracks.
00:37:32 Where are you?
00:37:33 There.
00:37:34 Who's that next to you?
00:37:35 That's the villain.
00:37:36 Did the villain catch you, Mabel?
00:37:38 Yes, unfortunately.
00:37:40 What happened then?
00:37:41 He kissed me.
00:37:43 Anyone else in the show kiss you?
00:37:46 Oh, do I?
00:37:47 Yeah.
00:37:48 Just the dramatic coach.
00:37:50 At rehearsal?
00:37:51 When did you start going with girls?
00:37:54 Well, I...
00:37:55 Now, go ahead, have your fun, fellas. You're paying for it.
00:37:58 Gwen!
00:38:04 Gwen!
00:38:05 Hello.
00:38:09 Oh, here. Let me help you up.
00:38:11 Hello, Uncle Pudgy.
00:38:13 I, uh... You see, I...
00:38:15 Oh, yeah, yeah, we were talking...
00:38:18 You know I...
00:38:19 Yes, yes.
00:38:20 Say, what is this anyway?
00:38:22 What is she doing here?
00:38:23 Well, it was charity.
00:38:24 No, it wasn't that. No, it was charity.
00:38:26 I mean, she came up and we had a little talk about some charity money.
00:38:29 No!
00:38:30 Uh-oh.
00:38:31 Charity money?
00:38:33 Oh, so that's it.
00:38:35 She was trying to get some money out of you, eh?
00:38:37 Well, uh...
00:38:38 Is that true?
00:38:39 Yes, that's exactly why she came up.
00:38:41 Yes.
00:38:42 Then why were you hiding?
00:38:43 Oh, uh...
00:38:44 Well, I, uh...
00:38:45 I didn't think you'd like my asking Mr. Bennett for money.
00:38:48 I don't think you could get ten cents out of Steve.
00:38:52 He's not likely to be in a generous mood.
00:38:54 You see, Gwen, a couple of hours ago,
00:38:56 he made a very bad investment.
00:38:58 He certainly did.
00:39:01 Come on, let's get started on our profitable little weekend.
00:39:04 Yes.
00:39:05 Oh!
00:39:28 Mrs. Ross, this is a wonderful idea.
00:39:31 A splendid boat like this, very relaxing.
00:39:34 We've been asking young Ben to bring you two over for months now.
00:39:37 Yes, that's right, Mother.
00:39:39 Mr. Van Dusen's always so busy.
00:39:41 We're a regular stay at home.
00:39:43 You know, my rumber's just falling apart.
00:39:46 Uh, have a good day today, T.T.?
00:39:49 Exceptionally good.
00:39:50 We got hold of something very easy.
00:39:52 We stand to make a neat little profit, Dad,
00:39:54 and I've got a third of it.
00:39:56 Oh, uh, was Mr. Bennard in on it, too?
00:39:58 Well, not on the profit side.
00:40:00 And will you establish your office here permanently, Doctor?
00:40:03 Dear lady, there are as many diseased minds here as in Bucharest.
00:40:08 And much more money.
00:40:10 Oh, Mrs. Van Dusen, what a perfectly sweet gown.
00:40:13 Oh, thank you, dear.
00:40:16 Mr. Van Dusen thinks it's a little too young for me,
00:40:20 but I always say, "He can grow old, I'm not going to."
00:40:24 That's a spirit!
00:40:26 Mr. Bennet, the cat got your tongue?
00:40:28 You haven't said very much.
00:40:30 And I put you between two of Miami's most attractive women.
00:40:34 Don't you agree?
00:40:36 Yes, you're right.
00:40:38 I haven't said very much.
00:40:40 Oh, come, my boy.
00:40:41 This strange reticence is hardly the even tenor of your way.
00:40:44 Oh, I'm afraid you embarrass Mr. Bennet.
00:40:48 And Mrs. Walston's compliment certainly applies to Harry.
00:40:52 Oh, nonsense, Mrs. Van Dusen.
00:40:54 You'd never think she was Van's mother, would you?
00:40:57 Yes, their eyes are very much the same.
00:40:59 Both of them.
00:41:01 No, no, I mean she doesn't look a day over 30, does she?
00:41:06 Oh, no.
00:41:08 Well, you know what they say in Spanish.
00:41:11 No, what do they say?
00:41:14 (Speaking Spanish)
00:41:21 Flatterer!
00:41:23 Your work must be very interesting, Dr. Zarek.
00:41:27 I mean, you must run across some strange cases.
00:41:29 I heard of a sad case recently where a man wore a woman's nightgown.
00:41:33 Oh, yes, that was very sad.
00:41:35 I heard about him.
00:41:36 It was a black, lacy, flimsy sort of thing, wasn't it?
00:41:39 Oh, poor fellow.
00:41:41 He's probably a Rumpelmeyer.
00:41:44 Rumpelmeyer?
00:41:46 Oh, pardon me.
00:41:47 This is our term of classification.
00:41:49 You see, Rumpelmeyer was a famous case in Prague.
00:41:52 Unusual fixation.
00:41:54 He imagined he was his own grandmother.
00:41:56 That must have been rather confusing.
00:41:58 Especially for his grandfather.
00:42:00 No.
00:42:01 Well, this fellow called himself Mabel.
00:42:03 Oh, yes, ask Mr. Bennett.
00:42:05 He knows all about him.
00:42:06 How interesting.
00:42:07 Who is this Mabel?
00:42:09 Go ahead, Steve, you know.
00:42:12 Tell him who Mabel is.
00:42:14 I am.
00:42:16 I am.
00:42:18 You're Mabel?
00:42:19 Oh, Mr. Bennett, I'm so sorry.
00:42:22 Oh, there's nothing to be sorry about.
00:42:23 It's ridiculous.
00:42:24 I don't think I'm my grandmother.
00:42:26 Well, whose grandmother do you think you are?
00:42:28 Well, that's on my uncle.
00:42:30 It's a costume.
00:42:31 I wore it in a college show.
00:42:33 I'm not Mabel.
00:42:34 I only played Mabel.
00:42:35 That isn't terribly funny, Pudgy.
00:42:37 It's all in fun, Gwen.
00:42:39 Yes, isn't it?
00:42:40 It's awfully nice when partners can be so congenial.
00:42:43 I'm sure Mr. Bennett enjoyed his first day with you and Dick.
00:42:46 Didn't you, Mr. Bennett?
00:42:48 No.
00:42:49 No?
00:42:50 No, it was awful.
00:42:51 It was terrible.
00:42:52 Well, well.
00:42:54 T.T., you're lucky.
00:42:55 It's rather startling to find a really honest man these days.
00:42:59 I have some pet theories on that subject.
00:43:01 I had occasion only last week to write an editorial on truth.
00:43:05 Vance Father's the publisher of the Miami Journal, you know.
00:43:07 Yes.
00:43:08 Do you like the journal?
00:43:09 Miami Journal?
00:43:10 What a newspaper.
00:43:12 I thank you very much.
00:43:14 Do you happen to read my editorial?
00:43:16 Yes.
00:43:17 May I have the salt?
00:43:18 Salt?
00:43:19 Didn't you like it?
00:43:20 Oh, I love it.
00:43:21 I put salt on almost everything.
00:43:22 In fact, I even put-- I put salt on salt.
00:43:26 I hate pepper.
00:43:28 Steve, Mr. Van Dusen was asking if you liked his editorial on truth.
00:43:32 Well, I liked the beginning of it.
00:43:34 That's pretty.
00:43:36 Didn't you like the rest of it?
00:43:38 I didn't read the rest of it.
00:43:39 You mean you put the paper down without finishing my editorial?
00:43:42 No, I didn't say that.
00:43:44 Well, why didn't you finish it?
00:43:45 I--
00:43:46 I fell asleep.
00:43:50 [gasps]
00:43:51 [laughs]
00:43:54 Oh, Steve, what was that charming compliment you paid Mrs. Van Dusen a little while ago?
00:44:03 What take?
00:44:07 Is this just made out of eggs and things like that?
00:44:10 You know, I had an aunt once who made the most wonderful sponge cake.
00:44:14 And I always used to say to her--
00:44:16 Come on, Steve, what did you say?
00:44:19 Oh, I said, "Annie, how do you ever get it to puff up so light and fluffy?"
00:44:23 Not to your aunt.
00:44:24 Tell us what you said to my mother.
00:44:26 [speaking Spanish]
00:44:30 Not in Spanish.
00:44:31 In English.
00:44:36 Well, I'm afraid I said that she couldn't pass for 30 even with a paper bag over her head.
00:44:41 [gagging]
00:44:43 Well, oh!
00:44:45 Bennett, I think you're carrying things too far.
00:44:47 Mr. Bennett, really, you act like one of the dead end kids.
00:44:50 And it's easily seen which end is dead.
00:44:51 Mrs. Van Dusen, I'm not myself today.
00:44:53 Well, whoever you are, I'm not an old paper bag.
00:44:56 Sit down, Van. What's the matter with you, Steve?
00:44:58 Oh, Mrs. Van Dusen, I'm saying things today that I ordinarily wouldn't say.
00:45:02 We should weigh our words very carefully before we speak.
00:45:05 I do.
00:45:06 What? Mr. Bennett, I can be frank too.
00:45:09 I'm beginning to regret that you came here.
00:45:11 Well, so am I. I didn't want to come.
00:45:13 What? Well, why did you?
00:45:15 Mrs. Rolston, I think you should ask me to leave.
00:45:18 Oh, at once! My conduct has been disgraceful. I'll understand.
00:45:22 I'll leave at once.
00:45:23 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You're forgiven. No, no, no. You're forgiven.
00:45:26 We've already forgotten about it.
00:45:27 Well, I haven't.
00:45:28 No, no, no. You can all understand.
00:45:30 Steve has been under a great strain.
00:45:32 His business failing and all the rest.
00:45:34 Sure, sure, Steve. And what you said to Mother was nothing. Nothing at all. Forget it.
00:45:37 But Van, your own mother, an old paper bag.
00:45:41 I think it's outrageous. Bennett, I can't find words.
00:45:45 That, sir, is the trouble with your editorial.
00:45:47 Steve, Steve, you don't have to...
00:45:48 Mr. Bennett, you hardly know us, and yet you've taken a great delight in hurting everybody's feelings.
00:45:53 Oh.
00:45:54 Well, why don't you make a good job of it? Go on, go on. Don't leave me out. I'm here.
00:45:57 What would you like to do to me?
00:45:58 I'd like to kiss you till your ears fly off.
00:46:00 Oh!
00:46:01 Easy, pal.
00:46:02 Well, I'll say one thing for Mr. Bennett. He's different.
00:46:05 So was Jack the Ripper.
00:46:07 Now, Van. Van.
00:46:09 Excuse me.
00:46:10 This young man, he's what we call a dementia cortical with an overactive thalamic predicosis.
00:46:19 What is that, Doctor?
00:46:21 He's a jerk.
00:46:22 Miss Saunders.
00:46:26 Miss Saunders.
00:46:27 Miss Saunders.
00:46:38 Go away, please.
00:46:39 Oh, I'd like to say something.
00:46:41 You've said enough.
00:46:42 Oh, I'm sorry I said all those things upstairs.
00:46:45 All except the last.
00:46:46 I meant that about you.
00:46:48 I mean, you're so pretty.
00:46:50 You're prettier than anything I've ever seen.
00:46:52 I think...
00:46:53 I...
00:46:54 To be continued.
00:46:58 Did you really mean that?
00:47:08 Oh, I thought it was...
00:47:10 Believe me, I'm going to tell him a thing or two.
00:47:13 Honey, you leave the telling to me.
00:47:15 Oh, Van, you mustn't hit him or anything.
00:47:17 You know, I think there's something wrong with him.
00:47:20 The way he goes around saying those things that he can't possibly mean.
00:47:23 He means them all right.
00:47:25 But I'm not interested in him at the moment.
00:47:27 Darling, the family is planning a Caribbean cruise.
00:47:32 Well, they thought it would be nice if you and I came with them.
00:47:35 Van, you're proposing.
00:47:36 Yeah, for the third time.
00:47:38 That is, if I can keep track of the times.
00:47:40 I'm sorry it isn't more romantic, but...
00:47:43 Well, I guess I've said all these things before.
00:47:47 No, but down in those islands...
00:47:50 Once I get you under that Caribbean moon,
00:47:53 I won't need words.
00:47:55 You know the kind of a fellow I am.
00:47:58 What do you say, darling?
00:48:01 Darling!
00:48:05 What was that?
00:48:08 Have you seen the lady I was walking with?
00:48:12 You were walking alone, Mr. Van Duzer.
00:48:14 Oh, no.
00:48:15 No, no, she was right here, right by my side.
00:48:18 Hello.
00:48:27 Hello.
00:48:28 Mr. Bennett, I want to talk to you.
00:48:31 You're the only one around here who does.
00:48:34 I want you to know that I'm terribly upset.
00:48:36 I mean about the way you've been acting.
00:48:38 Just give me one reason why you insulted everybody.
00:48:40 Well, I had to.
00:48:43 If I hadn't made all that trouble,
00:48:45 there'd have been a lot more trouble.
00:48:47 You mean, if you hadn't insulted everybody,
00:48:49 that things would have been worse?
00:48:52 Much worse.
00:48:53 It would have been bad.
00:48:54 Gwen!
00:48:55 Gwen!
00:48:57 Where's Gwen?
00:49:01 Oh, I don't know.
00:49:02 Where's Bennett?
00:49:03 Bennett?
00:49:04 I'll find him.
00:49:05 He'll find him.
00:49:12 Isn't it a wonderful, wonderful night, Mr. Bennett?
00:49:14 I'm not mad at you anymore, you know.
00:49:19 It's a wonderful, wonderful night.
00:49:24 If we could only stay like this until four o'clock tomorrow.
00:49:27 Mr. Bennett,
00:49:30 do you mind if I ask you something
00:49:33 very, very personal?
00:49:35 Would you really like to?
00:49:38 Well,
00:49:40 it's so difficult.
00:49:41 It certainly isn't easy.
00:49:43 I mean, to talk about such things as love and emotions
00:49:47 to a man you hardly know.
00:49:49 Oh, you can tell me.
00:49:52 Well,
00:49:53 do you think I should marry Tommy Van Dusen?
00:49:56 Everybody else thinks I should, but I'm mixed up,
00:49:59 and you're so honest,
00:50:01 I think it takes a man to know about another man.
00:50:04 Well, I don't like to be catty, but you asked me, and...
00:50:08 I picture somebody entirely different for you.
00:50:11 I mean, someone more clean-cut.
00:50:14 I mean, more dynamic.
00:50:17 More of the American boy type.
00:50:19 I don't see Van at all.
00:50:22 - You don't? - No.
00:50:23 Hey, look.
00:50:28 I can see our faces in the water.
00:50:30 Oh, it's like those funny mirrors at the amusement parks.
00:50:33 It's so distorted, I'm good-looking.
00:50:37 Yes.
00:50:38 You look as if you have two heads.
00:50:41 Well, two heads are better than one.
00:50:43 Oh, you have got two heads.
00:50:46 But one of them isn't yours.
00:50:48 I don't know whether I'm doing right,
00:51:01 bringing you out here.
00:51:04 Samuel, you'd do lots of things you're not supposed to do
00:51:07 for five dollars, wouldn't you?
00:51:09 Yes, anybody would.
00:51:11 And you'll find Steve Bennett a much more interesting case
00:51:14 than you imagine, Doctor.
00:51:16 I'd question him at every opportunity.
00:51:18 Away for they go!
00:51:22 It's sometimes the people that look the sanest who really are...
00:51:26 Yes, Doctor, I mean goodbye, Doctor. So long, Doctor.
00:51:33 I think I'll do a big business in this place.
00:51:36 The door was stuck. I had to push it like that.
00:51:46 Hello.
00:51:48 Ah, brandy. And candy.
00:51:51 Isn't that dandy?
00:51:52 - Mr. Donnelly or Mr. Bennett? - Yes, ma'am.
00:51:55 Oh, I'm spitted!
00:52:02 Say, what's going on here?
00:52:04 Oh, foul. Are you surprised?
00:52:06 I was in a hurry and the door was... I was coming and you...
00:52:12 That's all right. Dick made the same entrance.
00:52:15 One club. Pass.
00:52:16 You two men act as if you were trying to hide from someone.
00:52:19 Hide? You're not allowed to hide. It was clearly understood that...
00:52:22 What do you mean, he's not allowed?
00:52:24 Thomas, you're all acting very strangely tonight.
00:52:27 Strangely? Well, I hadn't noticed it, my dear.
00:52:30 Please, there is a Miss Graham to see Mr. Bennett or Mr. Donnelly.
00:52:34 Oh, all these people. I hope I'm not intruding.
00:52:41 - Hello, Mr. Ralston. - All right, Fredrick.
00:52:43 - Hello, Mr. Bennett. - Oh!
00:52:45 And how do you do, Mr. Donnelly?
00:52:47 How do you do? Miss Graham, this is Mrs. Donnelly, my wife.
00:52:51 - Oh, how do you do? - Dr. Zarek.
00:52:53 - Charm. - Mr. and Mrs. Van Dusen.
00:52:56 - How do you do? - Mr. Ralston, you know.
00:52:58 And Mrs. Ralston. Let me get you a chair, please.
00:53:01 Oh, thank you. Really, Mrs. Ralston, I'm not in the habit of barging into people's houseboats.
00:53:06 - Am I, Mr. Bennett? - Oh, it's not habitual, I guess.
00:53:10 But after all, if there's someone you have to see who's on a houseboat...
00:53:14 Oh, please do go on with your game.
00:53:18 - Mr. Bennett? Oh, Mr. Bennett? - Yes?
00:53:21 Could I see you just a minute alone? I've got to talk to you.
00:53:26 Yes, but why don't I phone you tomorrow? Say, a little after 4 o'clock.
00:53:31 But you promised to phone me this evening. I've waited and waited.
00:53:35 - Charlie's going back to New York tomorrow. - Oh, he is? Well, what do you know?
00:53:39 And it's really up to you whether I go back with him or not.
00:53:42 Oh, you've got to go back.
00:53:44 I mean, well, he'll be lonesome in a big city like New York and everything.
00:53:48 Well, let's get out of here.
00:53:50 Oh, we'll go this way. Come on with your Charlie.
00:53:53 I mean, your cards. Play, play.
00:53:56 Oh, hello. Do you hear?
00:54:00 Charlie's going to New York.
00:54:04 - What an extraordinary person. - Who is she?
00:54:08 Look, why don't you ask Steve about her? He loves to answer questions.
00:54:12 Who is that with Steve Bennett? Who invited her aboard?
00:54:15 That hasn't quite been settled yet.
00:54:17 So you see, it's all a mistake. I'm no angel.
00:54:20 I can't put money into a play, not even a good one.
00:54:23 Oh, but Sir Greenspan, it's not just a good play. It's a great play.
00:54:27 Just let me tell you one scene, Mr. Bennett. It's a beautiful scene.
00:54:30 - Now, you're my husband, Humphrey. - Humphrey?
00:54:33 We've just separated, but I'm still mad about you.
00:54:36 - Well, what are you mad about? - Oh, well, that's just in the play.
00:54:40 Now then, where do you suppose he took her?
00:54:45 Darling, darling, what have I done?
00:54:48 Why have you shut me out of your life like this?
00:54:51 If I must, I'll beg.
00:54:53 But at least toss me a few crumbs of your affection.
00:54:57 - Well, I've heard... - Oh, no, no, dearest husband of mine.
00:55:00 - Husband? - Take me back.
00:55:03 Let me warm my soul at the hearth of your forgiveness.
00:55:06 But look, it's no use. I'm no angel.
00:55:10 - Just let me ask you one thing. - Well, honestly, Harriet,
00:55:15 I might as well be married to the FBI.
00:55:18 Harriet, you know the woman who came to see Mr. Bennett?
00:55:22 - It's his wife. - His wife?
00:55:25 - Yes, his wife. - Huh?
00:55:27 - Whose whose wife? - The Bennett's.
00:55:30 - They've separated. Isn't it a shame? - Yes.
00:55:33 - Dick, did you know that? - Well, I sort of suspected it.
00:55:36 Well, I'm not going to stand by and see two such nice people wreck their lives.
00:55:40 - Do you know what I'm going to do? - No. What?
00:55:42 - I'm going to ask her to spend the night. - Oh, you can't do that.
00:55:45 - What's it to you? - Well, maybe Bennett doesn't want her here.
00:55:49 I'm sure he doesn't.
00:55:51 - I want to go to bed. - You do?
00:55:53 - Yes, I'm tired. - Good night, O.
00:55:56 Come on, Angel.
00:55:58 Come, dear. We'll ask Mrs. Bennett right now.
00:56:01 - We can put her in that cabin. - So, she's his wife.
00:56:05 No wonder Bennett's putting money in her show.
00:56:08 Her show? Oh.
00:56:10 Oh!
00:56:12 Oh, Mr. Bennett? Mr. Bennett, now listen carefully.
00:56:23 I want you to come to my cabin right away.
00:56:26 But don't let anyone see you. Not even anyone.
00:56:29 Well, all right. I'll be there.
00:56:31 And when I say I'll be there, I'll be there.
00:56:37 - Telephone's a wonderful thing. - It ain't that wonderful.
00:56:41 Oh, now, let me dream. Have you got my robe, Sam?
00:56:44 - Yes, I ran here for it. - Well, let me have it. I'm on my way.
00:56:47 I wondered if I'd pack you some ex-pajamas for me.
00:56:51 What about those striped ones I gave you last week?
00:56:54 Those old pajamas? I thought they were nowhere.
00:56:57 Oh, Sam, why don't you retire?
00:57:00 Just pretend that suit you're wearing's a sleeping bag.
00:57:03 In fact, you don't have to pretend. You're home.
00:57:06 I'm unprepared for a weekend like this.
00:57:08 All I've grown was my suntan oil.
00:57:11 Suntan oil? You're a girl in the lily.
00:57:13 - What do you want with suntan oil? - I'll freckle.
00:57:16 That did it. Look out.
00:57:20 - Oh, please don't bother. - Nonsense, dear. These will do for you.
00:57:25 Oh, well, you're both very sweet, my.
00:57:27 I really had no intention of spending the night here.
00:57:29 Just trust us. We know about these things.
00:57:34 - There you are. - Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:37 Incidentally, Mr. Bennet's cabin is right next door.
00:57:42 Oh, yes. The lock on that door has never worked.
00:57:45 I must tell someone about it.
00:57:47 - Good night, dear. - Good night.
00:57:49 Good night.
00:57:51 - Good night. She's sweet. - Come into my cabin a minute.
00:57:56 - My head aches. - Oh.
00:57:59 Oh.
00:58:00 Where do you think you're going? Trying to give us the slip, huh?
00:58:15 Oh, no. I wouldn't do a thing like that.
00:58:17 - Why would I do it? - Our little friend is trying to run away.
00:58:20 - Not me. - Good night, boy.
00:58:22 - Frederick will fix your place to sleep. - Yes, sir.
00:58:24 - You gentlemen gonna sleep four in a bed? - What?
00:58:27 Good night, Miss Bennet. Good night. Don't forget to take your medicine.
00:58:29 - What for? - To build me up.
00:58:31 You better take plenty. We're gonna tear you down.
00:58:33 If I catch you within two feet of Miss Saunders...
00:58:36 How'd you like a good punch in the nose?
00:58:38 How would you like a good punch in the nose?
00:58:41 - Yeah? - Yeah.
00:58:43 - What a fight. I don't know what you guys... - Hey, get that robe off him.
00:58:46 - Yeah, I'll take it off. - No, I don't wanna take...
00:58:48 No, we're gonna make sure that you can't leave the boat.
00:58:50 Yeah, why I...
00:58:52 Hey, what's the idea of pushing me around? Wait a minute.
00:58:55 - Don't give me that. - Wait a minute.
00:58:57 - If you'll only keep quiet. - This is all right.
00:58:59 - Now, don't be that way. Look out. - Come on.
00:59:01 - That's unfair. Look out. - Come on.
00:59:03 - Oh! Oh! - Hey, I've got his clothes.
00:59:05 - Oh, you're here. - Read the script. Read the script.
00:59:07 No! Oh! Oh! This is unconstitutional.
00:59:10 - Don't do that. Oh! - Come on, beat it, boys.
00:59:12 Oh, you bunch of burglars. You'll get paid.
00:59:14 You gotta get paid later in life.
00:59:16 - Oh, I tell you what... - Shut up. Shut up.
00:59:21 Now at least we'll know where to find you.
00:59:24 - Don't say a word. Nighty-night. - Nighty-night.
00:59:27 Don't lock...
00:59:30 I gotta...
00:59:33 - Good evening. - Good evening. Say, would you...
00:59:47 Henchman.
00:59:49 Henchman.
00:59:50 Oh, well.
00:59:54 Oh, well.
00:59:55 Oh, well.
00:59:57 Oh, well.
00:59:59 (BABY CRYING)
01:00:01 (BABY CRYING)
01:00:05 (BABY CRYING)
01:00:07 (DOOR CREAKING)
01:00:09 (DOOR CREAKING)
01:00:10 (BABY CRYING)
01:00:20 (BABY CRYING)
01:00:38 (DOOR CREAKING)
01:00:39 - Who's that? - Shh! Don't bother about details.
01:00:56 - Mr. Bennett! - I was just passing through.
01:00:58 - Oh! - Excuse me.
01:01:00 They locked me in, took all my clothes.
01:01:02 Three of them, the bib. Oh!
01:01:05 Mr. Bennett, you're wearing that necklace.
01:01:08 Much worse if I weren't.
01:01:09 Shh! Stand by.
01:01:11 - Now, you sure you got everything? - Oh!
01:01:16 - Oh, Mr. Bennett. - Yes, I was just going to lock the...
01:01:19 I'm going in here.
01:01:21 - Oh, we understand. - Yes, I know.
01:01:23 I'm so happy for the...
01:01:30 (PHONE RINGING)
01:01:33 - Mr. Bennett. - Shh!
01:01:35 - This isn't the Lincoln Highway. - I wish it were.
01:01:37 You just go ahead with whatever you're doing.
01:01:39 (PHONE RINGING)
01:01:40 Yes? Yes, I'm...
01:01:45 I'm on my way. Yeah.
01:01:47 You should have a motorcycle.
01:01:54 It would slow me down.
01:02:01 - Oh! Oh, sorry I missed. - Shh!
01:02:03 - Is everything all right? - Yes, I do.
01:02:05 Yes.
01:02:06 Rumpelmeyer.
01:02:13 - Well, what in the world? - Shh!
01:02:17 Oh, I'm having an awful... Oh, hello.
01:02:19 Shut... Close the door. I won't be long.
01:02:21 - But I had his dressing gown. - Yes, you...
01:02:23 Oh, I borrowed it. I lost my pajamas.
01:02:25 - Oh, where are they? - A van took them.
01:02:27 - A van has its own. - I know, but he took them anyway.
01:02:30 - He doesn't want me running around loose. - Yeah.
01:02:32 Why don't you sit over here?
01:02:34 I'll fix you a nice warm cup of chocolate.
01:02:36 Yes, I'm dressed for a thing like this.
01:02:38 I can't stay very long. I have to get back.
01:02:40 Oh, now, listen, I don't want you to worry about business or anything.
01:02:44 Oh, I'm not worried, but they're after me.
01:02:46 They're looking all over the boat.
01:02:48 Oh, nobody's going to harm you, dear.
01:02:50 Dear?
01:02:52 While you're taking a sip of this nice, warm cocoa...
01:02:56 Uh-huh?
01:02:57 I want you to think real hard and try and remember...
01:03:01 Uh-huh?
01:03:02 Did you put my money into a Broadway show or give it to your wife or something like that?
01:03:07 Oh, you thought I took your money and put it at...
01:03:10 - My wife. - Miss Graham.
01:03:13 Well, isn't she your wife or anything?
01:03:16 Oh, no, not even or anything.
01:03:19 Well, I wouldn't put your money in anything foolish.
01:03:22 Well, not anything that foolish.
01:03:24 Well, that certainly takes a load off my mind.
01:03:27 Yes, well, it should. I don't...
01:03:29 Oh, I should wear a slip. I usually do.
01:03:33 From now on, whenever I think of you, I'll remember you like this.
01:03:37 Yes, but remember, there's another side to me.
01:03:39 - Oh, how bad. - Yeah, and I'm glad.
01:03:41 Hey, Steve, we want to ask you...
01:03:43 What's the matter?
01:03:45 - He's gone. - Gone?
01:03:47 But he didn't have any clothes. Where could he go?
01:03:49 Well, where can you go on a boat?
01:03:50 - Where's that sailor? - Uh-oh. Come on, quick.
01:03:53 Come on.
01:03:55 I suppose he got out the window.
01:03:58 Dad, why is everyone prowling around?
01:04:00 Your father can't get any rest.
01:04:02 - Well, you see, Mother, it's like... - He didn't happen to see Mr. Bennett prowling around.
01:04:05 Oh, yes, but I wouldn't disturb him.
01:04:08 He's with a woman he loves.
01:04:10 Good night.
01:04:12 Oh, come on.
01:04:14 Well, it should.
01:04:18 Well, whatever your investment is, when it comes in,
01:04:21 Uncle has to double the whole thing.
01:04:23 - He has to double it? - Mm-hmm.
01:04:25 Oh, I can see his face when he finds out I did it for you.
01:04:28 And I can see my face looking for another job.
01:04:30 - Oh, yes. - Gwen?
01:04:33 Gwen?
01:04:35 - No, no, no, no. - Are you all right?
01:04:40 Gwen?
01:04:42 Oh, Mother, it's Gwen.
01:04:44 We thought we heard someone in here.
01:04:46 Why, that's silly, Pudgy. How could you hear anyone?
01:04:48 Unless it was me on the phone, or it was I.
01:04:51 - Which is it? I never can remember. - We heard a man's voice.
01:04:54 - Dan, are you implying that I... - No, I was just asking.
01:04:57 We're not trying to imply anything.
01:04:59 We were looking for someone. We thought we heard him in here.
01:05:01 Yeah, a boy's laughter that could only belong to a certain party.
01:05:04 Come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:05:06 Well, if you don't believe me, then...
01:05:08 Is he in there?
01:05:10 There's just no use in discussing it any further.
01:05:14 Not any further at all.
01:05:16 Now, Dolly, we heard a man talking.
01:05:19 Did you? Oh, that was the radio.
01:05:21 I was listening. You know I always listen to the radio.
01:05:23 - I couldn't sleep. - Well, there was an awful lot of laughing.
01:05:25 Yes, there was. Oh, that was Happy Jack the fireman.
01:05:28 Oh, his program's a scream. Wait.
01:05:30 I'll see if it's still on.
01:05:32 Happy Jack, Happy Jack the fireman, Happy Jack...
01:05:35 It's, uh, sort of dead, isn't it?
01:05:38 Maybe went to a fire.
01:05:40 - Uh-oh. - What?
01:05:42 - Hey, what's this? - What is it?
01:05:44 - You're not plugged in. - Oh, well, I must have pulled it out when I answered the door.
01:05:47 - Oh, that's right. - Yes.
01:05:49 - Hey, wait a minute. - Huh?
01:05:51 You didn't answer the door. We came right in.
01:05:54 Oh, well, then you must have pulled it out.
01:05:57 Say, what goes on here?
01:05:59 Two cups.
01:06:01 Well, I, uh... You know I always have a second cup, don't I, Pudgy?
01:06:05 Aw, Gwen.
01:06:07 All right, all right.
01:06:09 There is a man in the room, and he's under the bed.
01:06:11 Now, what do you think of that?
01:06:13 - Well, there's no one there. - Well, I told you, there's nobody there.
01:06:16 Well!
01:06:40 Must have gone out there on deck.
01:06:42 Say, you men see anybody around here?
01:06:51 No, sir. No one out here.
01:06:53 We thought we'd get some bait for in the morning. You might want to go fishing.
01:06:55 - Good idea. - Hey, Bill, give us a hand, will you?
01:06:57 - We want to get a little bait. - Okay.
01:06:59 Hook her up.
01:07:01 Okay, take it away, Andy.
01:07:06 ( door opens )
01:07:08 - Well, I guess we were wrong. - Oh, that's all right.
01:07:33 I'm sorry. Good night, my dear.
01:07:35 Good night. Now I think I'll go to sleep.
01:07:37 Honey, honey, I'm really sorry.
01:07:39 Oh, not now, then.
01:07:41 Good night.
01:07:43 Hey. ( whistles )
01:07:50 ( splashes )
01:07:55 ( splashes )
01:07:57 Hello, fellas.
01:08:11 I've been fishing the hard way.
01:08:16 ( shouts )
01:08:19 ( shouts )
01:08:21 Not only a rumplemyre,
01:08:27 but also a sixenflugel.
01:08:29 - Good morning. - Good morning, miss--
01:08:35 Good morning, Samuel. Oh, don't get up.
01:08:37 Where's everybody?
01:08:39 I'm using their bait. Nobody didn't get up yet.
01:08:42 Oh, I see.
01:08:44 Uh, Samuel, um, have you been with Mr. Bennet long?
01:08:47 Oh, yes.
01:08:49 Well, um, is anything the matter with him?
01:08:51 Isn't he, uh, peculiar?
01:08:53 I mean, he isn't married, is he?
01:08:55 No.
01:08:57 He ain't that peculiar.
01:08:59 Thank you, Samuel. Hope you catch a whale.
01:09:01 Yes.
01:09:03 Well, hello there, you all.
01:09:10 My, aren't you chipper this morning.
01:09:12 Well, have you ever seen such a morning?
01:09:14 ( squawks )
01:09:16 Duchy!
01:09:18 Duchy dear, I'm going to leave you $100,000 in my will.
01:09:22 Oh, blessings on you, Frederick.
01:09:24 Gwen, you act just like a girl in love.
01:09:28 Do I?
01:09:30 Oh, pardon me, Miss Gwen, but a Mr. Bishop
01:09:32 tried to reach you on the telephone early this morning.
01:09:34 Oh, uh, well, if he calls again,
01:09:37 no matter where I am, I'll be in swimming.
01:09:40 Um, I know who the other little lovebird is.
01:09:44 The flamingo seems to work a strange magic.
01:09:47 We have a veritable boatload of love.
01:09:49 What do you mean, Auntie?
01:09:51 Well, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Bennet are back together again.
01:09:55 Isn't that nice?
01:09:57 Isn't that wonderful?
01:09:59 What?
01:10:00 And I don't mind telling you,
01:10:02 we deserve a little of the credit.
01:10:04 You'll be surprised.
01:10:06 Yes, it was a plot.
01:10:09 We hatched it.
01:10:11 Oh, there is no Mrs. Bennet. He's not married.
01:10:13 But we know differently, dear.
01:10:15 Oh, but you can't know differently. He's just not, that's all.
01:10:17 He told me he's not, and his man just told me too,
01:10:19 and he's been with him for years.
01:10:21 But we heard them talking together.
01:10:23 Oh, I don't care what you heard. They're not married.
01:10:25 She's nothing to him, nothing at all.
01:10:28 He told me so himself.
01:10:30 Good heavens.
01:10:32 And on our boat. It's ghastly.
01:10:35 What is?
01:10:37 Mr. Bennet was in Miss Graham's room last night.
01:10:41 I saw him go in.
01:10:43 We were happy about it.
01:10:45 We arranged it.
01:10:47 Oh, my soul.
01:10:49 Oh, auntie.
01:10:51 Good morning, Samuel.
01:10:55 Good morning.
01:10:57 You look radiant.
01:10:59 Gainsborough should have painted you.
01:11:01 Hello.
01:11:03 I met him last night.
01:11:05 It's a wonder you ain't got pneumonia sleeping with fish.
01:11:07 Oh, don't worry about those little things, Samuel.
01:11:09 I'll get it.
01:11:11 Never mind. What day is it?
01:11:17 On your little hand, it's 10 o'clock.
01:11:19 10 o'clock! Not 8 or 7 or 9, but 10 o'clock.
01:11:22 In six more hours, it'll be Christmas.
01:11:24 Christmas?
01:11:26 Has Mr. Roosevelt been moving them holidays around again?
01:11:28 Hold it, Sam.
01:11:33 Well, hello.
01:11:35 My dear Miss Saunders, good morning.
01:11:37 Well, was there ever such a morning?
01:11:39 No, never. Never such a night either.
01:11:41 Yes, fun, wasn't it?
01:11:43 What's the matter?
01:11:45 Nothing's the matter. Why don't you just go on and do whatever you were going to do?
01:11:47 Well, I thought maybe I'd have a little coffee and sit with you.
01:11:49 Well, why don't you have your coffee with Miss Graham, who's nothing to you?
01:11:53 Oh, she's not up yet.
01:11:55 Oh, I mean, why would I want to have coffee with Miss Graham?
01:11:57 Mr. Bennett, you're a shameless and unmitigated liar.
01:11:59 Oh, don't say that. Don't ever say that.
01:12:01 But you are. You lied to me.
01:12:03 Please be quiet.
01:12:05 I'll ask you one question.
01:12:07 Were you in Miss Graham's room last night?
01:12:09 Oh, yes, but I...
01:12:11 Thanks. Thank you very much.
01:12:13 Oh, Miss Saunders, you see...
01:12:15 Plainly.
01:12:17 Look what came up, Miss Saunders.
01:12:19 Oh, go soak your head.
01:12:21 Hey, boss.
01:12:23 Hey, boss, I got a great big...
01:12:25 Oh, why don't you fall overboard?
01:12:27 What a short Christmas.
01:12:33 Go away, Dick.
01:12:35 What?
01:12:41 Go away.
01:12:43 And 66 cents?
01:12:53 Yeah.
01:12:55 Come in.
01:12:57 Don't worry about getting a burn.
01:12:59 Run away.
01:13:01 Oh, well, fix that red...
01:13:03 Oh, that's good.
01:13:05 Oh, hello.
01:13:13 Would you put some right here, please?
01:13:15 Surely, surely.
01:13:17 Here's a chair here, Mr. Bennett.
01:13:19 Oh, thank you.
01:13:21 Oh, that's all right. Don't get up.
01:13:23 Is she...
01:13:25 Yes.
01:13:27 (CHUCKLES)
01:13:29 Lovely morning, isn't it?
01:13:35 I feel a little chill myself.
01:13:39 Where's your Miss Graham?
01:13:41 My? Oh, I don't know.
01:13:43 She's charming.
01:13:45 Where did you meet her?
01:13:47 At the office. Look at Van.
01:13:49 I must remember to eat more raw meat.
01:13:53 Mr. Bennett, you seem to have established
01:13:55 a reputation for integrity.
01:13:57 Tell me, was Dick trying to hide
01:13:59 from Miss Graham when she arrived last night?
01:14:01 I was trying to hide.
01:14:03 Lots of people hide.
01:14:05 Including my husband?
01:14:07 Here I am, Barnacle Bill, the sailor.
01:14:09 Sorry to be late, honey. Tried my luck off the stern.
01:14:11 Oh, you should have seen the one that got away.
01:14:13 I thought she was still sleeping.
01:14:15 Harriet, let's take a walk. This is no time for...
01:14:17 This is as good a time as any. Harriet, darling.
01:14:19 I want to know once and for all, what is that Graham woman to you?
01:14:21 I told you, she's nothing to me.
01:14:23 She's Bennett's friend.
01:14:25 She is not. She's nothing to me either.
01:14:27 Well, I don't believe it. What were you doing in her room?
01:14:29 I had to go through her room to get to your room.
01:14:31 What? Oh, that is...
01:14:33 Then you were in Gwen's room. No.
01:14:35 Were you?
01:14:37 Yes. What?
01:14:39 How did you get into her room? We had your clothes.
01:14:41 I was wearing Mrs. Rolston's dressing gown,
01:14:43 the pink one with feathers. Feathers?
01:14:45 Yes. What were you doing in my niece's room?
01:14:47 Mr. Bennett, if you tell...
01:14:49 If I tell, you'll be there if I could.
01:14:51 What did you say? What? I don't chew my cabbage twice.
01:14:53 Why did you go to her room?
01:14:55 She asked me to and dropped that body.
01:14:57 Gwen, I can't believe this.
01:14:59 How dare you say such a thing?
01:15:01 I have to. It's the truth. But this is no time for truth.
01:15:03 Yes, it is. There's no better time.
01:15:05 Bennett, I'm going to beat you in the...
01:15:07 I don't want to.
01:15:09 Oh, don't hurt him.
01:15:11 I only have my glasses.
01:15:13 What is going on here?
01:15:19 Quiet, everybody. Ben!
01:15:21 What are you doing to my darling?
01:15:23 Darling? Huh?
01:15:25 What are you doing to my husband?
01:15:27 I'm not your husband. I'm not anybody's husband.
01:15:29 Oh, well, what's a husband but a name?
01:15:31 It isn't bell or book or candlelight
01:15:33 that makes a marriage.
01:15:35 It's what's in two hearts that really matters.
01:15:37 Leave my heart out of this.
01:15:39 It never meant yours. I mean it won't.
01:15:41 All right, Steve. I'll go.
01:15:43 I'll go my way alone.
01:15:45 But I'll take little Steve with me.
01:15:47 Yeah, well, take...
01:15:49 Little Stevie!
01:15:51 Stevie? Who's little Stevie?
01:15:53 You're putting her up to it, Donnelly.
01:15:55 There's no little Stevie.
01:15:57 Our hearts were never anything.
01:15:59 I only met her yesterday, and you introduced me to her.
01:16:01 Oh, take it like a man, Bennett.
01:16:03 Oh, Harry!
01:16:07 Can!
01:16:09 Mr. Bennett, of all the despicable things that you've done,
01:16:11 this is the lowest.
01:16:13 Breaking up a happily married couple,
01:16:15 lying to save your own neck.
01:16:17 I didn't lie. I didn't lie.
01:16:19 Why, you even tried to break us up.
01:16:21 Yes, how about that?
01:16:23 Van, at least as a man of honor, he knows that I'm completely innocent.
01:16:25 Our marriage is going to be based on trust.
01:16:27 Marriage? Yes, darling, marriage.
01:16:29 Come on, Van.
01:16:31 But listen!
01:16:33 Come, my dear.
01:16:35 Oh!
01:16:37 Oh!
01:16:39 Thanks.
01:16:53 310 Biscayne Building.
01:16:55 My office hours are from 2 to 4.
01:16:57 2 to 4. 4.
01:17:05 Father, time, get going.
01:17:07 Get the lead out of your sarong.
01:17:09 Never mind.
01:17:29 Just wait a minute.
01:17:31 Shh!
01:17:33 ( music playing )
01:17:35 ( music playing )
01:17:37 ( music playing )
01:17:39 ( music playing )
01:17:41 ( music playing )
01:17:43 ( music playing )
01:17:45 ( music playing )
01:17:47 ( music playing )
01:17:49 ( music playing )
01:17:51 ( music playing )
01:17:53 ( music playing )
01:18:03 ( music playing )
01:18:17 ( music playing )
01:18:19 Say, what are you doing?
01:18:41 Shh! There's less than an hour left.
01:18:43 Van and I are changing every clock on the boat,
01:18:45 and we've hooked Venat's watch.
01:18:47 Well, what's the idea?
01:18:49 Well, he'll think the bet's over ahead of time,
01:18:51 start lying, and we'll have him.
01:18:53 Oh. That's the best idea you've had.
01:18:55 In fact, it's the first idea you've had.
01:18:57 Where can I find Miss Saunders?
01:19:11 On the upper deck, sir.
01:19:13 You can just wait here.
01:19:15 I'll be here.
01:19:17 Well, maybe you're right. I don't--
01:19:19 Mr. Bennett! Mr. Bennett! It's Mr. Bishop.
01:19:27 Who?
01:19:29 Mr. Bishop, and I don't want to see him.
01:19:31 The only reason I'm talking to you is because I don't want to talk to him.
01:19:33 You see him. Huh?
01:19:35 You promised me you'd have those green things by now.
01:19:37 Well, it's almost 4 o'clock.
01:19:39 Yeah, but where-- What green things?
01:19:41 You know, green things.
01:19:43 What green things are you going to get at 4 o'clock? No evasions.
01:19:45 Here you are, Mr. Bishop.
01:19:47 Oh, Mr. Bishop. Well, hello.
01:19:49 Uh, Mr. Bishop, meet Mr. Donnelly.
01:19:51 Mr. Donnelly, Mr. Bishop. Mr. Bishop.
01:19:53 Where is Miss Saunders? Miss Saunders?
01:19:55 Yes, with an "A-U." Where is she?
01:19:57 She's right over there. Oh, she went that way.
01:19:59 How far? Not far.
01:20:01 Well, how far? Well, distance is only a question of relativity,
01:20:03 as Einstein said.
01:20:05 Now, you take the caterpillar. Hey, cut that out.
01:20:07 From here to where Miss Saunders is
01:20:09 is 20 miles to a caterpillar.
01:20:11 Of course, with you it's different. You're no caterpillar.
01:20:13 You wouldn't be wearing a double-breasted suit, and that's nice, too.
01:20:15 Young man, I-- Young man, I think you're a lunatic.
01:20:17 What's going on here?
01:20:19 Oh, Mr. Van Duzer, Mr. Bishop.
01:20:21 Mr. Bishop, Mr. Donnelly. Hey, hey, hey.
01:20:23 Mr. Van Duzer. Uh, Mr. Rauston.
01:20:25 Mr. Bishop. Stop it.
01:20:27 Leonard, are you trying to waste time?
01:20:29 Yes.
01:20:31 Mr. Rauston, you are Miss Saunders' uncle? Yes.
01:20:33 Mr. Rauston, I am chairman of the collection committee
01:20:35 for the Seaside Home.
01:20:37 My niece signed a note guaranteeing $40,000,
01:20:40 none of which we have received.
01:20:42 She has already collected $10,000.
01:20:44 $10,000? And she has been avoiding me
01:20:47 and refuses to divulge what she did with these charity funds.
01:20:50 I'm afraid the committee is all for referring the matter to the police.
01:20:53 Oh, you mean she can go to jail?
01:20:55 She most certainly can.
01:20:57 $10,000? Those green things.
01:20:59 Anderson Stevens. Yes, sir?
01:21:01 Yes, sir. Come here.
01:21:03 Come on, fellas. Don't let Mr. Bennet move from this spot.
01:21:05 Will you excuse us, Mr. Bishop? Mr. Rauston, I have no time.
01:21:07 We have even less. We'll be right back.
01:21:09 Come in here. Let's get away from that door.
01:21:16 $10,000.
01:21:18 That's Gwen's money.
01:21:20 Why, of course.
01:21:22 Yeah, she gave Bennett the money, and he bet it.
01:21:24 Well, that's why they were together so much.
01:21:26 Hey, that's why he went to her room.
01:21:28 Oh, I promised to double it.
01:21:30 If he wins, gee, a hoose if I have will cost me $20,000 more.
01:21:33 Oh, wait.
01:21:35 He's trapped. We got him.
01:21:37 What?
01:21:39 We'll get Bishop to ask him what he did with Gwen's money.
01:21:41 That's right.
01:21:43 He can't answer without either lying or divulging the bet.
01:21:45 Hey, we've got him red-handed.
01:21:47 Come on.
01:21:49 Anderson Stevens, escort Mr. Bennett into the living room.
01:21:57 Oh, now, what is this? Wait a minute.
01:21:59 Mr. Bishop, that man has your $10,000.
01:22:02 Miss Saunders gave it to him.
01:22:04 To him? That lunatic is a madman.
01:22:06 Now, you do just as we say.
01:22:08 You ask him what he did with it.
01:22:10 Yes, keep asking. Don't let up. Just keep asking.
01:22:12 Just keep asking. Ask him what he did.
01:22:14 Trust me. Wait a minute. This is a free boat, isn't it?
01:22:16 Sorry, sir.
01:22:18 Don't get so physical. I got a brother who's a Marine.
01:22:20 All right, go ahead and ask him.
01:22:22 Young man, I understand you have my $10,000.
01:22:24 Oh, Mr. Bishop, Mr. Anderson.
01:22:26 Mr. Bishop, Mr. Stevens.
01:22:28 We're sailors.
01:22:30 Mr. Bishop, Mr. Rawlston, Dr. Zarek.
01:22:32 Leave him there. Oh, Mr. Donnelly, Mr. Bishop.
01:22:34 Dr. Zarek, meet the Navy.
01:22:36 Mr. Bishop, answer my question.
01:22:38 Did Miss Saunders give you $10,000?
01:22:40 Well, I'll tell you.
01:22:42 She came...
01:22:44 Hello there.
01:22:46 Hello, Uncle. And Mr. Bishop, why, you look splendid.
01:22:49 And such rosy cheeks. Have you been yachting, doesn't he?
01:22:51 Miss Saunders, don't ask her. Ask him.
01:22:53 Mr. Bennett, did Miss Saunders give you $10,000?
01:22:57 And, Mr. Bennett, you're going to get the first piece.
01:23:00 Miss Saunders. Dr. Zarek, that wonderful book.
01:23:03 Mr. Bishop, have you seen this book yet?
01:23:05 I could hardly put it down.
01:23:07 All right, Bishop, answer Mr. Bishop's question.
01:23:09 Oh, I'll tell you.
01:23:11 (MUMBLING)
01:23:12 What did you say?
01:23:14 Where is that $10,000?
01:23:16 Where is the $10,000 Miss Saunders gave you?
01:23:20 What time is it?
01:23:22 Tea time. Tea, everybody.
01:23:24 It's almost 4 o'clock. Time for tea.
01:23:26 Tea for T.T.
01:23:28 Take that stuff away from him.
01:23:30 I'll serve yours myself, Mr. Bishop.
01:23:32 I demand to know what he did with that...
01:23:34 (SCREAMING)
01:23:35 Oh, that's too bad. Sorry. That's too bad.
01:23:38 I'm all right. I want to know what you did with it.
01:23:41 Mr. Bishop, did you meet Mrs. Rawson, Mrs. Van Dusen, Mr. Van Dusen, Mr. Bishop?
01:23:44 Is this a madhouse?
01:23:46 Practically. Perhaps I can be of some help.
01:23:48 Shut up. I beg your pardon. He's my guest.
01:23:51 Answer the question. Sit down.
01:23:53 What did you do with the $10,000 you got from Gwen?
01:23:55 Samuel!
01:23:56 Samuel, it's tea time.
01:23:58 One lump or two.
01:23:59 Two lumps of lemon in mine, please.
01:24:01 What did you say?
01:24:02 I'll just take a cookie.
01:24:03 Cookie?
01:24:04 Come on, now. This is gone far.
01:24:05 Cookies or crumpets?
01:24:06 Oh, yes, you do.
01:24:08 Crumpets?
01:24:09 Pancakes or wine?
01:24:10 Pancakes.
01:24:11 Crumpets or no crumpets.
01:24:13 Either you'll answer my question or I'll send for the police...
01:24:15 ...and charge this girl with embezzling charity money.
01:24:18 This can hardly be kept out of the newspapers.
01:24:20 Well, it'll certainly be in my paper.
01:24:22 Well, you wouldn't print that.
01:24:23 This is news. Business is business, and news is my business.
01:24:28 Bennett, I think I'll find words this time that'll keep you awake.
01:24:33 Come on, tell us the truth. What did you do with Gwen's $10,000?
01:24:36 Oh, do you really want to know?
01:24:38 I must know.
01:24:39 And you want him to know what I did with the money?
01:24:41 Yes.
01:24:42 And you want him to know?
01:24:43 Yes.
01:24:44 Yes.
01:24:45 Yes.
01:24:46 Answer him.
01:24:48 Well, if you all really want to know what I did with the $10,000...
01:24:51 Yes.
01:24:52 ...ask Mr. Ralston.
01:24:53 Me? No, no, I don't know.
01:24:55 Fibber, how do you like it? Well, ask Van.
01:24:57 I don't know.
01:24:58 Well, ask Dick.
01:24:59 No, no, I have no idea.
01:25:00 Steve.
01:25:02 This is a very serious matter.
01:25:04 I insist that you answer him now...
01:25:06 ...or forfeit.
01:25:07 Who's here?
01:25:09 Oh, the ladies.
01:25:10 Hello, ladies.
01:25:11 What is this?
01:25:12 Answer that question.
01:25:13 Oh, I'll answer the phone.
01:25:14 It didn't ring.
01:25:15 Well, let's not wait until the last minute.
01:25:16 What did you do with the money?
01:25:17 The first thing I did was count it.
01:25:19 Then what did you do?
01:25:20 Well, then I put it in an envelope.
01:25:22 Then what did you do?
01:25:24 Who, me?
01:25:25 Yes, yes.
01:25:26 Oh, I...
01:25:27 Hurry, hurry.
01:25:28 Then I invested it.
01:25:30 In what?
01:25:31 Oh, in a wonderful common stock that doubled itself all double in 24 hours.
01:25:39 No, you didn't.
01:25:40 You lose.
01:25:41 I do not.
01:25:42 I win.
01:25:43 You lose.
01:25:44 What you just said makes you lose.
01:25:46 That's after 4 o'clock.
01:25:48 Oh, it's only a quarter of 4 now.
01:25:51 We moved the clock ahead.
01:25:52 Yes, but I set it back.
01:25:54 I set it ahead.
01:25:55 Again?
01:25:56 That's illegal.
01:25:57 Oh, no.
01:25:58 There's nothing in the bet against that.
01:25:59 All right, boys.
01:26:00 Will someone tell me what this is all about immediately?
01:26:03 I'm sorry, old boy.
01:26:04 Tough luck, old boy.
01:26:05 Tough luck.
01:26:06 Yes, sir.
01:26:07 I lose.
01:26:12 I've lost.
01:26:14 Oh.
01:26:16 Oh.
01:26:17 I guess it's my fault, boss.
01:26:21 I didn't know I was doing nothing fooling with the clock.
01:26:24 Oh, never mind, sir.
01:26:25 What'd you say?
01:26:26 I said I come in here a while ago and I seen by my watch that the clock was wrong.
01:26:30 So I moved it back 15 minutes.
01:26:32 When it comes to watches, I'm a stankler for details.
01:26:35 Oh, Sam, you...
01:26:36 Oh, oh.
01:26:37 Then that's the right time.
01:26:39 Well, thanks, fellas.
01:26:40 My condolences.
01:26:41 Thank you.
01:26:42 Better luck next time.
01:26:43 Thank you.
01:26:44 You sure there's nothing wrong?
01:26:45 Now, wait a minute.
01:26:46 How do we know...
01:26:47 Pudgy, listen.
01:26:48 Huh?
01:26:49 When you hear the tone, the time will be three minutes after four.
01:26:53 Did you hear the tone, Pudgy?
01:26:56 Yeah.
01:26:57 Sam, I'm going to buy you a platinum watch.
01:26:59 In the meantime, you can give me your old one.
01:27:01 Yes.
01:27:02 That belongs to you anyway.
01:27:03 Yeah.
01:27:04 Mr. Bennett, would you be good enough to explain?
01:27:06 Oh, yes, I will.
01:27:07 You see, I bet that...
01:27:08 Oh, won't you sit down?
01:27:09 I bet them $10,000 of Gwen's charity money that I could...
01:27:13 Yes?
01:27:14 That I could lie for 24 hours.
01:27:16 It's a silly bet, but now that I've won, it's going to be such a relief to tell the truth.
01:27:19 Oh, Mrs. Donnelly, Dick never knew Linda.
01:27:22 He didn't?
01:27:23 No, that was my biggest whopper.
01:27:24 She's an old friend of mine.
01:27:26 Went to Miami High together.
01:27:28 Oh, Dick, have I?
01:27:30 Well, you certainly have.
01:27:31 Oh, Dick.
01:27:32 And Linda, old girl, I'm personally going to see that someone gives you the money for your show.
01:27:36 Oh, that's wonderful.
01:27:38 Thank you so much, Mrs. Ralston.
01:27:40 Oh, I just can't wait to tell Charlie.
01:27:42 Goodbye.
01:27:44 She's crazy about Charlie.
01:27:47 Bennett, you were not lying.
01:27:49 Huh?
01:27:50 I'm not as gullible as those fellows, you know.
01:27:52 What was that stock you bought?
01:27:53 Oh, well, could it have been Los Lomas Quicksilver?
01:27:56 Come on, come on.
01:27:57 You can't leave me out of a good thing, you know.
01:27:59 Well, it's T.T.'s personal...
01:28:00 What about it, T.T.?
01:28:01 Van Dusen, it's highly speculative.
01:28:03 I can afford to take a flyer if you can.
01:28:05 Come on outside.
01:28:06 All right.
01:28:07 (LAUGHING)
01:28:09 Why, T.T., this is tutu.
01:28:12 Now, you see, Mr. Bishop, you've been worrying about nothing, nothing at all.
01:28:15 Mr. Bennett has the $20,000.
01:28:17 Uncle's going to double it.
01:28:18 That makes 30.
01:28:19 No, I mean 40, you see?
01:28:20 Oh, well.
01:28:22 And as for you, Mr. Bennett, may I see you outside for a minute?
01:28:25 Oh, you bet.
01:28:27 Mr. Bennett, may I...
01:28:28 Oh, Mrs. Van Dusen, you know what I said about you?
01:28:31 Yes.
01:28:32 Well, I didn't mean that.
01:28:33 You look about 18.
01:28:35 Oh.
01:28:36 Well, 28, even on a clear day.
01:28:37 Oh, flatterer.
01:28:39 There, you see, dear?
01:28:40 And Van, you know what I said about you?
01:28:42 I meant that.
01:28:43 So, you made a bet to lie for 24 hours.
01:28:48 That's the truth.
01:28:49 Oh, well, then you didn't mean it when you said you'd like to kiss me.
01:28:52 Well, I'll tell you a bigger lie than that.
01:28:53 What?
01:28:54 I don't love you and I don't think I could kiss you till your ears fly off.
01:28:57 Well, there's no harm in trying.
01:29:00 No, there isn't.
01:29:03 Not only a sitzenflugel, but also a wulfenschnitz.
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