Corneil and Bernie Corneil and Bernie S02 E013 By A Whisker
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00:00🎵 Read and write 🎵
00:02🎵 And surf the net all of the day and all of the night 🎵
00:06🎵 Cornille, you can talk 🎵
00:07🎵 And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself 🎵
00:10🎵 If you let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity 🎵
00:13🎵 And you'd wanna lead a dog's life, the secret's got to stay with you and me 🎵
00:18🎵 Watch my chops, shush! 🎵
00:19🎵 It's no joke, the dog is spooky, say watch my chops 🎵
00:22🎵 They must never hear a word a talking dog 🎵
00:26Aaaaaah!
00:27Ah... How absurd.
00:30🥁🥁🥁
01:00Hi Beth!
01:01Don't you think it's time to have Cornille groomed?
01:08Ah!
01:10You're so right, Bernie.
01:12I'll make an appointment with Van Goose, his favorite dog groomer.
01:17Hey, I've got a better idea.
01:19My Aunt Gina just opened her own grooming parlor.
01:21I'll take Cornille to her.
01:24Well, Cornille is used to Van Goose.
01:28I don't know...
01:29Don't worry Beth, my Aunt Gina is the Quaffer Queen.
01:41Bernie, you really are the world's best dog sitter.
01:51Bernie, you know that I'm not in the least bit fussy about my appearance.
01:56But I somehow doubt that your Aunt Gina measures up to Van Goose's standards.
02:01Don't worry, Aunt Gina's got ten times the standards of, uh, what's-his-face.
02:05His name is Van Goose, and his manicures are divine.
02:10Can your aunt say the same?
02:12Aunt Gina? Sure!
02:16Hey, Bernie!
02:18Weren't you going to see your Aunt Gina?
02:20You know the family has to stick together.
02:22Bodges for all and all for the bodges!
02:26As a matter of fact, Uncle Rico, I'm on my way there with Cornille.
02:34Bernie, how did your uncle know you were going to see your Aunt Gina?
02:38Well, uh, because, uh, she's my favorite aunt. Let's go.
02:44Mustn't be late for your grooming session.
02:49Gina's hair salon?
02:51Oh, Dad! Uh, well, Aunt Gina's giving up hairstyling and going into the dog grooming business.
02:56She's really amazing, you'll see.
03:11Bernie, my favorite nephew!
03:22But look at your hair! We're giving that mop a good trim right now!
03:26No! Wait, Aunt Gina!
03:29We're here to get Cornille groomed.
03:32A dog?
03:35Yeah, remember you said you wanted to open a dog grooming shop?
03:38I did?
03:39Yeah, you said, this shop is going to the dogs.
03:41And since we bodges stick together, I brought you your first client.
03:46You know, Bernie, you're right. It's time for a change.
03:50Come back this evening and I'll give Cornille my first grooming session.
03:56Tomorrow, Gina will take care of your mud.
04:00How bad can it be? She's a grooming disaster!
04:04Bernie, I know you'd like to help your Aunt Gina, but for the last time, no!
04:11Look, Cornille, give it up. You're getting groomed by Aunt Gina.
04:14Because there's no way she's getting anywhere near my head.
04:18I mean, uh, oops.
04:20Wait a minute! You're sending me to be butchered by Aunt Gina instead of you?
04:28In a word, yes. Uncle Rico palmed it off onto me and now it's your turn.
04:35Bernie.
04:37Watch my chops!
04:39If your aunt so much as touches a hair of my coat, I will sue you and the whole bodges family!
04:49Oh, no!
05:03Go for it! I can see it now!
05:05Talking dogs sue dogs in her family!
05:07Looks like you're stuck, old buddy.
05:11I'm sorry, Bernie, but he who laughs last, laughs longest.
05:17Hello?
05:24Bernie, it looks like we'll have to cancel with your Aunt Gina.
05:28Poor little Cornille is sick.
05:31No way!
05:35I mean, no way I can let Cornille suffer like this. I'll be right back.
05:41Here, hold this.
05:43See? You'll see, his temperature will go down.
05:54You're right, Bernie. How did you do it?
05:57An old family secret. Pure honey.
06:00It works every time and after his grooming, he'll feel even better.
06:04What would we do without you?
06:07Traitor.
06:09Bernie, are you sure Cornille is alright?
06:13Yes. Hello. Van Goose's Dog Grooming Parlor, please.
06:18Trust me, when you get back from your exhibition, you won't even recognize him.
06:25Yes, I'd like you to come right away. Perfect. Goodbye.
06:30Now to get rid of a certain dog-sitter.
06:32You know, Bernie, I've been thinking.
06:34All this fuss over a simple dog-grooming, I feel ridiculous.
06:39I'm ready to go to Aunt Gina's.
06:41That's the spirit, Cornille. You've finally come to your senses.
06:44OK, let's go.
06:45Oh, wait! I can't go without my collar.
06:49I think I left it at your place this morning. Would you mind checking for me?
06:53Sure. Boy, oh, boy.
06:57Bernie! What's this? I thought I told you to get a haircut at Gina's.
07:02Um, actually, Aunt Gina doesn't give haircuts anymore.
07:06She's a bit of a whore.
07:08She's a whore?
07:10She's a whore.
07:12She's a whore.
07:14She's a whore.
07:16She's a whore.
07:18She's a whore.
07:20She's a whore.
07:22She's a whore.
07:24Actually, Aunt Gina doesn't give haircuts anymore.
07:27She's starting a dog-grooming business.
07:29And Cornille's going to be her first customer.
07:32Poor little fella.
07:34Well, at least he doesn't know what he's in for.
07:37Looks like you got lucky this time.
07:41Hello there, Von Goose. Come in.
07:44Sorry, but I'm on the phone.
07:47I'll send Cornille right out for his grooming.
07:50The things a dog-seater has to do.
07:54Cornille, my little cupcake.
07:57Oh, dear. Oh, dear. You do need grooming.
08:00Never mind. You'll be lovely again in no time.
08:04How could he leave his stupid collar down here this morning...
08:07...when he wasn't even here this morning?
08:10That dirty dog!
08:12My, my, my. You are in a hurry.
08:16Aha!
08:18So, you thought your little scheme would work, did you?
08:22Excuse me, young man.
08:24I am Theodore Marie Von Goose, dog-groom to the stars.
08:29I'm talking to the dog, not you.
08:32I'm going to file a complaint.
08:35Go on, then. With my dog, that will make two.
08:40Well, well. Foiled again.
08:42Look, Cornille, I know it's not fair...
08:44...but Aunt Gina can shave you and dye you bright green.
08:46You're touching my hair!
08:48Got it?
08:49Help! Police! I'm about to be shorn like a pitiful sheep!
08:52Good grief, Cornille. You think the police are going to get you out of this now?
08:56So, let me get this straight.
08:58You called the police to play a joke on your dog?
09:01Well, yeah. I mean, no.
09:04It was actually the dog who called you.
09:06I mean, I called you, but we're over it now.
09:09Aren't we, Cornille?
09:12Your jokes will cost you a lot, young man.
09:15I hope you can afford to joke with the police.
09:19Oh, dear me, Bernie.
09:21After paying your fine, I'm afraid you won't have any money left to pay for my grooming.
09:26Nice try, Cornille. But Aunt Gina's family, she'll do you for free.
09:33Bernie, I beg you, please! I'll do anything!
09:39End of the line! Everyone off!
09:42Here we are, Gina. Just like we promised.
09:45Like Uncle Rico says, we barges have to support one another.
09:49Yeah, right. First, Rico bails out on me.
09:52Says I should give you a haircut instead.
09:54Now you show up with a dog?
09:56It'd be nice if we barges could finally just make up our minds.
10:00What's wrong with him? He looks sick.
10:03No, nothing like that. He's just upset.
10:12And now, the clippers.
10:22All right, Cornille, that's enough.
10:24I'll help you hold him, Aunt Gina. Here, go ahead.
10:28Stand back, Bernie. You never know what might...
10:41Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
10:50Bernie, are you coming?
10:52First tell me there's nobody out there!
11:01I'm ruined! With a haircut like this, my friends will make fun of me for weeks!
11:05Come on, Bernie. As you said, how bad could it be?
11:09Oh, et Bernie, le magasin de Van Goose est juste derrière la rue.
11:13Est-ce que tu te souviens de m'enlever mon manicure, s'il te plaît ?