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00:00 Et c'est pas du s'morceau !
00:01 C'est ça, la scum !
00:02 Oh putain !
00:02 Donne moi ton téléphone.
00:03 Donne moi mon...
00:04 Donne. Moi. Ton. Téléphone.
00:06 Donne moi mon... mon...
00:08 Donne moi ton putain de téléphone !
00:09 Je ne parle pas anglais !
00:11 C'est ma faute, mon pote. J'ai les flammes ici.
00:13 Tu veux que je te frappe les fesses, hein ?
00:14 Viens là, je ne te donnerais pas ce sérieux céréal.
00:17 Tu n'as pas peur de me tirer ?
00:18 Non. Je ne vais pas te tirer.
00:21 Tu es déjà enceinte, alors c'est parti !
00:25 [Musique]
00:54 [Musique]
01:00 [Chante]
01:08 [Bruit de porte]
01:09 Hey, what's up, Grizzly ?
01:10 How you doing, bro ? How you feel ?
01:12 You're saying a good time.
01:13 Who the hell you think you is ?
01:14 The gang ?
01:15 Put some clothes on, nigga.
01:16 I'm out of jail last night.
01:18 Let me guess.
01:19 You're selling K2.
01:21 If you're gonna sell drugs, Grizzly, do it big.
01:23 Sell coke to the rich cubs.
01:25 That K2 shit be having bitches pulling their weeds out, crying for help.
01:29 It wasn't drugs, bro.
01:30 I almost unscrewed the top off the bottom.
01:32 What ?
01:33 I was about to pack a dirty melon with batteries.
01:35 Bro, I must still be asleep.
01:36 The fuck are you talking about ?
01:38 Nigga !
01:39 Click, clack, bang !
01:42 Twelve.
01:43 Look, nigga, I don't speak that street talk.
01:45 Honey glaze and milk.
01:47 Don't even worry about it.
01:48 So what's up then ? You good ?
01:50 Nah. I'm a little confused.
01:52 Oh, ok, yeah. See, I get it. Me too.
01:55 I mean, why would Kylie Jenner wanna be with Tyga ?
01:58 That nigga lame as fuck.
01:59 And how does he still have money ?
02:01 Rack City was hot, but it wasn't that hot.
02:03 Nah, I'm talking about life.
02:04 Rack City was hot, though.
02:06 But what I was saying, though,
02:07 you ever feel like you gotta be yourself,
02:09 but yourself ain't good enough ?
02:11 Oh, hell no. That sounds like some polar bear shit.
02:13 Check this out.
02:14 My pops told me a long time ago,
02:16 "Barry, you run these streets and fuck bitches between these sheets,
02:21 but if you ain't got no job, you can't stay here."
02:24 Crazy, right ?
02:25 What the fuck does that got to do with anything ?
02:28 I forgot what we were talking about.
02:30 This, nigga.
02:31 I came over here 'cause you the most lover-headed nigga I know.
02:33 And you bullshit.
02:34 My bad, bro. I'm still a little drunk from last night.
02:37 Look, whatever happened with you,
02:39 you didn't go through with it,
02:40 meaning you're a good dude.
02:42 We all got problems,
02:43 but it's how we respond to them that makes you who you are.
02:47 Ok, nigga ?
02:49 Yeah.
02:50 Yeah, you right.
02:51 Appreciate that, Coop.
02:52 Well, shit, let me skedaddle.
02:54 I got a lot of makeover to do.
02:55 Aight, big ho.
02:56 Baby, baby.
03:09 I can't concentrate.
03:17 You've reached God's gift,
03:18 the bear himself,
03:19 Specs Barrel,
03:20 the king of Dingaland,
03:21 you know, Mr. Dialectic Servants.
03:23 Leave your name and your number
03:24 and I'll get back to you when I can.
03:25 Yep.
03:26 Specs, I've told you ten times already to change your voicemail.
03:30 Look, I need some focus D, like, right now.
03:33 Call me back, please.
03:35 What's up, Autumn ?
03:37 Hey, Grizzly.
03:38 You alright ?
03:39 Yeah, I'm fine.
03:40 I just wanted to say I'm sorry about your cousin.
03:42 You must be miserable.
03:44 Nah, I'm good.
03:45 Appreciate it, though.
03:47 What you doing ?
03:48 Homework ?
03:49 No, just working on some stuff.
03:51 What kind of stuff ?
03:52 Just, you know, some words on paper,
03:55 with, at the moment, no meaning at all.
03:57 You're fine as Ryan Moos, ain't you ?
03:59 If you need help, baby girl, put a mic in the game.
04:02 Let me see.
04:03 No.
04:04 Yeah, I see.
04:06 I see what you're saying.
04:07 This shit cool,
04:08 but you need to hit like Adele's joint.
04:10 Oh my God, I love Adele.
04:12 Shit fire, right ?
04:14 Hello from the other side.
04:18 That'll mean I'll have your fine ass feeling.
04:20 Okay, so I shouldn't talk about how fast I can make a bear come ?
04:23 Oh, no, you can, you can, uh...
04:25 Yeah, you can sing about that, uh...
04:27 Did I miss that part ?
04:29 I just need to, uh...
04:30 research your expertise.
04:31 You're cute when you're flustered.
04:33 You wanna help me, right ?
04:35 Hell yeah, the fuck I do.
04:36 You wanna do it right now ?
04:37 Sure, to be honest, I think it needs to be edgier, you know.
04:40 What ?
04:42 Ah, shit.
04:43 I read that wrong, didn't I ?
04:44 Yep.
04:45 It's my bad.
04:46 Let me put my shirt back on.
04:48 Unless you wanna...
04:50 I think I'm good.
04:51 I did that, but you could be better.
04:54 You wanna see me, coach ?
05:00 Yeah, yeah, have a seat.
05:01 Um, sorry about the tight space, cutbacks, yeah.
05:05 I wanted to holler at you and let you know we're gonna need you.
05:08 Well, I'm ready, coach.
05:09 Good, 'cause we're gonna really need you.
05:12 That jump shot's scary.
05:13 Like Steph Curry scary.
05:15 You see, Brother Bear can't do it all.
05:17 And the rest of these clowns are trash.
05:19 Our big man can't jump over a pencil,
05:21 and the cop with the mask dies of laughter every practice.
05:25 He literally dies.
05:26 No telling what he'll do in the game.
05:28 So, I'm starting you.
05:29 Oh, shell yeah.
05:31 Coach, I won't mess this up.
05:33 I know you won't.
05:34 'Cause if your ass do, you'll be on the bench next to me.
05:37 I can't afford to get fired, you hear me ?
05:38 My folks disowned me years ago.
05:41 And then they actually returned my tax.
05:44 Coach, don't worry.
05:46 I was born ready.
05:47 Wait, well, that's good to hear.
05:48 So, you go ahead and run along.
05:50 Don't be late for practice, you hear me ?
05:52 All right, coach, appreciate it.
05:53 Oh, oh, Barry, you forgot your mixtape.
05:55 What ?
05:56 No, that can't be mine.
05:58 I don't even make music.
05:59 You do ?
06:00 Earl's sweatpants.
06:02 Coach, this is yours.
06:05 Oh, oh, word ?
06:07 Damn, I didn't know you fucked with my shit.
06:10 What ? No.
06:11 Listen, coach, I'm pretty sure you're a dope rapper, but I don't really--
06:15 Hey, hey, look, I understand, baby.
06:17 I ain't trying to stop you from listening to some great music.
06:19 But probably one of the best artists of our generation.
06:22 Wow.
06:23 You think about if you want to stay on the bench, or if you actually want to get in the game and ball out of control,
06:28 and possibly, possibly, just maybe, go pro and get bitches.
06:31 Or keep a main bitch.
06:33 It's possible to keep a main bitch.
06:35 But you can't have a bunch of side bitches.
06:37 You got to think about that side bitch part.
06:38 You can't have a bunch of side bitches in pro.
06:40 Hypothetically, of course.
06:41 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:44 I remember this.
06:45 Yeah, this is mine.
06:46 I left this.
06:47 I was looking for this.
06:48 I was looking for this.
06:49 Thank you.
06:50 Thank you.
06:51 All right.
06:52 Enjoy, nigga.
06:53 Track three, five.
06:54 Fuck.
06:55 I'm that nigga.
06:58 Mm-mm-mm.
06:59 I'm that nigga.
07:00 If I ball out like I know I can ball, then yo, it's fuck school.
07:04 Hello, NBA, baby.
07:07 Oh, oh, Miss Fields.
07:08 Miss Fields.
07:09 Oh, Mr. Ponds.
07:10 I didn't see you in class today.
07:12 I'm sorry.
07:13 I had to meet my coach.
07:14 Did you give out any assignments or anything?
07:16 You had to meet with your coach?
07:17 Yeah, I play basketball.
07:19 Oh, I see.
07:22 You don't have to worry about any assignments, BP.
07:26 What do you mean, Miss Fields?
07:28 Please, call me Chelsea.
07:30 Let's keep it professional, okay?
07:31 And I got to say this.
07:33 Please don't call me BP.
07:34 All right, bears might think that stands for--
07:36 Beak.
07:37 Penis.
07:38 Hmm.
07:39 That would be pretty accurate.
07:41 Miss Fields, are you okay?
07:42 Is this hooligan harassing you for your digits?
07:46 Is he trying to get the draws?
07:47 Hell no.
07:48 She's trying to get--
07:49 Get him some extra credit.
07:51 He's been working real hard, and I'm trying to set up some one-on-one time to ensure he gets that D up.
07:56 Wow, you got a D in her class?
07:58 She's an amazing teacher.
08:00 Mr. Ponds, you need to apply yourself.
08:02 Unbelievable.
08:03 Indeed it is.
08:05 How about we set up a meeting for, say, Friday before your game?
08:08 Why not?
08:09 I hate that saying, "Why not?"
08:11 Well, I'll tell you why not.
08:13 So you won't be living on the street as a disturbing-looking hobo with a peanut-buttered-covered toboggan,
08:19 car-kanae jacket, some jabot jeans, and one bare-force one,
08:23 asking for change for a sandwich, but we all know you're going to use it for crack.
08:30 Well then, have a good day.
08:35 Okay, so I'll see you on Friday.
08:37 Bitch, are you crazy?
08:38 You tried to play the shit out of me.
08:40 Fuck that.
08:41 Oh, so you want a date?
08:42 'Cause I'll take the date if you don't want it.
08:43 I mean, we're just talking about your life here.
08:45 No! I got a girlfriend.
08:46 Be there, or you won't have a girlfriend.
08:49 See you later, superstar.
08:50 What the fuck?
08:53 Oh, this bitch think I'm Brother Bear.
08:56 See, you gotta do your research, ho.
08:59 For a second there, I thought I was going to have to break this dick off of him.
09:02 That would have been tragic.
09:04 Now, you bootlickers feel like you have what it takes to be a member of Beta Eta Alpha Rho, do you?
09:13 I said, do you?
09:14 Yes, sir!
09:15 That was a rhetorical question.
09:16 Rhetorical question?
09:18 This fraternity is a brotherhood.
09:19 Brotherhood?
09:20 We bleed for one another.
09:21 We bleed, niggas.
09:23 Hey, Claude, I don't need a hype bear pic on me.
09:25 Oh, my bad.
09:26 Go ahead, you're doing good.
09:28 You really got him going.
09:29 Now, introduce yourself.
09:31 You.
09:32 My name is Warren Park.
09:34 I was told that this fraternity gets the most pussy, so yeah, I'm here for the free pussy.
09:38 Specs, I need to intervene real quick.
09:41 Mega, we don't give our pussy.
09:43 You just have a better chance of getting something being with us.
09:45 Okay, that seems like a lot of work.
09:48 Really, nigga?
09:49 Don't you want to Cosby these hoes?
09:51 'Cause that shit don't fly here.
09:52 Shit don't fly!
09:54 We'll just play it by ear.
09:56 You.
09:57 My name is Cleveland Bareford.
09:58 I love long walks in the forest, only got one ball, and I'm a borderline alcoholic.
10:03 Well, we drink a lot at parties and shit, so do you think you can handle that?
10:06 Yeah, I think I can handle driving to the grocery store.
10:10 You want a dozen of eggs and what else?
10:15 It's funny and sad at the same time.
10:19 You.
10:21 My name is Classified.
10:22 Classified?
10:23 Nigga, what the fuck is your name?
10:25 I'm a soldier.
10:26 That's all you need to know.
10:27 It says Smith on your jacket.
10:29 So it does.
10:30 Okay, look here, Smith.
10:32 You walked into my house to be a part of my squad, and you think you're just gonna sit here and play games with me?
10:37 I don't play games.
10:39 I play for keeps.
10:40 Oh yeah?
10:41 Check this out.
10:42 If you don't tell us your name and take that goddamn uniform off, you're gonna be taking a nap in this bitch!
10:48 I don't negotiate with terrorists.
10:50 My name's Kinte.
10:52 Ha!
10:53 Like Kunta?
10:54 I'd whoop your ass like a slave.
10:56 Now drop it, give me 50, soldier!
10:58 Okay, you on the end.
10:59 Yeah, my name's D'Angelo, and my great-great-granddaddy went to this school.
11:03 I'm just trying to follow in his footsteps.
11:05 That's what's up, but it's not gonna be easy for you just because of your family.
11:08 Whatever it takes, big bro.
11:09 Just tell me what I need to do.
11:11 Okay.
11:12 Stand on one leg.
11:13 Say I eat ass!
11:15 I eat ass.
11:17 Go play NBA Live 16.
11:19 Oh, no, no, man, I can't.
11:20 Oh, no.
11:21 Man, look, I'll do anything else you need.
11:24 I just cannot play.
11:25 Do not make me play NBA Live 16.
11:27 That ain't me.
11:28 You play it, or get the fuck out of here!
11:30 All right, man, where is it, man?
11:35 Man, where the game at, man?
11:36 Where is it?
11:37 It's in the trash.
11:38 Nigga, we don't own that shit.
11:41 Nobody does.
11:42 You passed.
11:43 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
11:45 Jesus!
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11:59 [Musique]