Kevin Spencer Kevin Spencer S07 E008 On the Road Doing Stuff
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00:22 Oh, pas de cette merde encore !
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02:07 Oh oh ! Maintenant, qu'est-ce qu'on va faire ?
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04:44 Oh putain !
04:45 Les manbys !
04:46 Oh mes yeux, ils brûlent !
04:48 Oh putain, là ça va !
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09:29 Hey ! Hey Kid !
09:31 You look poor and unwashed, Kid !
09:34 I don't know what you think you're doing in this neighborhood,
09:36 but you don't belong here !
09:38 Kevin told the man that it was a free country,
09:41 and that he could go anywhere he god damn pleased.
09:44 Damn you to hell, you lower class poverty stricken miscreant !
09:48 If only there was some way to keep people like you out !
09:52 Still thinking gated communities aren't for you ?
09:56 Think again !
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10:40 Juste because you feel sorry for poor people and the coloreds,
10:44 doesn't mean you have to live with them !
10:46 My mommy and daddy taught me that,
10:48 and now I'm going to grow up happy !
10:51 Brought to you by the good people at White Heaven Acres.
10:54 Keeping the poor and colored people out since 1984.
10:58 Kevin didn't much care for the man's view on the current class structure of society,
11:02 so he figured he'd strike a blow for poor people everywhere,
11:05 and crank him a sweet one in the knees with a boat oar.
11:07 The man collapsed quicker than common sense at an NRA meeting.
11:10 Stupendous, Kevin !
11:12 Now, let us steal his lawnmower and ride off and renew our progress towards the...
11:17 Well, whatever the fuck it is we're doing !
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11:40 Kevin sure did like the idea of annoying the people behind him,
11:42 even more than he already had.
11:44 So he decided to take things one step farther,
11:46 and just park the lawnmower in the middle of the lane right beside the bridge,
11:49 just so none of the ignorant bastards could get uppity and pass on the shoulder.
11:52 Then to make sure no one got the bright idea of rolling the lawnmower out of the way,
11:56 he snapped the key off in the ignition,
11:58 and kicked the shifter so it couldn't move out of park.
12:01 Even though that was probably enough, he set the whole thing on fire anyway,
12:04 mostly because he liked to watch things burn.
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12:09 Uh-oh, boy ! Now there's an angry mob coming !
12:12 We best hot-tail it the fuck out of here !
12:14 Let me feel the wrath of their anger !
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12:36 Jesus, Kevin ! Your breathing is crazy heavy and erratic !
12:40 How's a smoke could calm down ?
12:42 Kevin wasn't a licensed physician,
12:44 but he was pretty sure one of the last things you should do
12:46 if you were having trouble breathing was to smoke.
12:49 But since that was never the kind of thing he much cared about in the first place,
12:52 and since he figured all doctors were blowhard a-holes,
12:54 he figured that in the long run,
12:56 it made more sense to listen to the advice of the imaginary talking bird that lived in his head.
13:00 Atta boy, Kevin ! Embrace your mental illness !
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13:07 Got an extra one for a fellow man on the road ?
13:11 Kevin hadn't noticed the unwashed homeless man in the corner,
13:14 but now that he did, he also couldn't help but notice the man had a bottle of wine.
13:18 And Kevin sure did like the idea of taking the edge off
13:20 of what had so far been a pretty busy day.
13:23 Half that pack of smokes gets you half this bottle.
13:27 Yup !
13:29 Uh, don't jump the gun, boy !
13:32 I mean, sure, we could be equitable and split our resources 50/50,
13:36 or we could, uh, oh, I don't know, uh, kill him
13:39 and take 100% of what we want ?
13:42 There was no arguing that the upside of Alan's plan had a greater payout,
13:45 but Kevin was tired and figured that offing the hobo would be a whole lot of work,
13:49 so he agreed to trade some smokes for booze.
13:53 Uh, thanks, kid. You're a life saver.
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14:04 What a fortuitous turn of events !
14:06 Let us pray to our gods in thanks !
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15:03 Kevin told his imaginary friend that he could sense they were getting closer to their destination,
15:07 but that there were still many miles to travel.
15:10 Well, if that's the case, the bird's gonna get some sugar !
15:13 Kevin was pretty tired, too.
15:15 He sure did like the idea of slipping into a long, hazy binge of semi-restless, alcohol-induced sleep,
15:19 because that was his favorite kind.
15:21 Just before he nodded off, though, he imagined Alan passing wind so violently
15:25 that he shot off like a rocket.
15:27 Copsucker !
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15:57 Hey ! Wake up ! Hey !
16:00 Jesus ! You're just a kid !
16:02 Riding the rails ain't safe, son !
16:04 I'm supposed to arrest you, but...
16:06 Ah, hell ! I can't run into a kid !
16:09 Tell you what, get your things and get out of here !
16:12 If anyone asks, I never saw you !
16:14 You all on your own, kid ?
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16:19 Got any money ?
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16:24 Okay, here you go, son !
16:26 Now skedaddle and be careful stepping down !
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