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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:11 - Yes! - Ouh!
00:13 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:21 - Hé, la la!
00:22 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:30 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:35 (crissement de pneus)
00:37 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:41 (crissement de pneus)
00:43 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:45 (coup de sifflet)
00:49 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:52 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:55 - Juste big, Gomez.
00:57 Our very first visit to New York City.
00:59 - Good old New York, with its smog, riots,
01:02 stick-ups and hijackings.
01:04 - I can certainly see why they call it Fun City.
01:07 (ronflement)
01:09 ♪ ♪ ♪
01:11 - Charlie! Do you see what I see?
01:13 - Holy hoppin' horn toads!
01:15 It's a nightmare on wheels!
01:17 - Let's make tracks!
01:19 - I'm with you!
01:21 (coup de sifflet)
01:23 - New York City will be a great education
01:25 for Wednesday and Pugsley, too.
01:27 - Yeah! I can hardly wait to see
01:29 the Vampire State Building.
01:31 - And I'm simply dying to get that recipe
01:33 for the East River.
01:35 It'd make a really far-out witch's brew.
01:37 - Look, we're coming to a sign!
01:39 - Lincoln Tunnel ahead. Have Toll ready.
01:42 - That's you, Cousin It!
01:44 - No, no, Uncle Fester. It says "Toll," not "Troll."
01:48 (gurgling)
01:49 - Don't feel bad, Cousin It.
01:51 Someday someone will want you.
01:53 (gurgling)
01:55 (ringing)
01:57 (gurgling)
01:59 (gurgling)
02:01 (gurgling)
02:03 - Ah-ha! Just as I thought!
02:05 Wake up, Benny!
02:07 - I don't remember leaving a call for this hour.
02:10 - What were you doing in that boat?
02:13 - Well, I needed a safe place to sleep.
02:15 There's lots of disreputable characters
02:17 running around, you know.
02:19 - You don't say! Now, beat it.
02:21 Go find someplace else to park.
02:23 - Park? Park! What a great idea!
02:26 Thanks for the suggestion!
02:28 - Hello. We're the Addams family.
02:32 We've come to pay our respects to your fair city.
02:35 - Never mind paying your respects.
02:37 Just pay your fare.
02:39 - You heard the man, Lurch.
02:41 - (gurgling)
02:43 - Wasn't that sweet of him,
02:45 giving us all that spending money?
02:48 (gurgling)
02:50 - And look at that, Morticia.
02:52 A motorcycle escort, too!
02:54 - And they say New Yorkers aren't friendly.
02:57 (gurgling)
02:59 (gurgling)
03:01 - Why, New York is nothing but a dank, clammy, gloomy cave.
03:06 I like it already.
03:08 - This isn't the city, Grandmama.
03:10 It's the Lincoln Tunnel.
03:12 - New York City is full of skyscrapers and bright lights.
03:15 - Oh, darn it!
03:17 You know what bright lights do to my complexion.
03:19 - Don't worry, Manny.
03:21 This fog machine will take care of everything.
03:24 (tires screeching)
03:25 - Uh-oh! Looks like Uncle Fester's fiddle
03:27 with the fog flicker.
03:29 - I can't see my hand in front of my face.
03:32 (gurgling)
03:34 - Pity poor thing.
03:36 He can't see his face in front of his head.
03:38 (laughing)
03:40 - I'd better use the radar device.
03:44 (gurgling)
03:46 - It's a lucky thing we've got bats in our belfry.
03:49 - Gomez, I wonder where we are.
03:52 - Frankly, I haven't the foggiest.
03:54 (laughing)
03:55 A little weather humor there, Corita.
03:58 (laughing)
04:00 (snoring)
04:02 (thunder)
04:04 (thud)
04:06 - Don't shove, officer.
04:08 I was just about to move along.
04:10 - We seem to have arrived.
04:12 - Let's use the fog lifters.
04:15 (whirring)
04:17 There. That's more like it.
04:19 - The sign says Central Park.
04:21 - I'll bet it's a trailer park.
04:23 - Oh, what a perfect spot to set up haunted housecaping.
04:27 - Say, I'll bet you're the owner of this trailer park.
04:30 - Owner?
04:32 - And with a clever advertisement for a nice lodging.
04:35 Man nestled in the comforting arms
04:37 of his nation's forefathers.
04:39 - Forefathers? I only count one.
04:42 - Let's not forget our manners, Lurch.
04:44 Offer the gentleman a cigar
04:46 while we discuss business.
04:48 - Yes, sir.
04:50 (whirring)
04:52 (whirring)
04:53 - Now then, we're willing to go as high as $8 a night
04:57 to use your trailer park.
04:59 - $8?
05:00 - All right, then. A hundred.
05:02 You certainly drive a hard bargain.
05:05 - A hundred bucks? Wow!
05:07 - I hated to take advantage of the poor chap that way,
05:10 but business is business.
05:12 - Darling, you're such a shrewd negotiator.
05:15 - Hoo-hoo-hoo!
05:17 (babbling)
05:19 - Ah-ha! A hole!
05:24 - Oh?
05:25 - I've got you this time, Ripple!
05:27 (whirring)
05:29 - Benny! Am I glad to see you.
05:34 - I got another Benny you'll be even happier to see.
05:37 Benny Franklin?
05:39 - A haunted snackers.
05:41 - Where did you get that?
05:43 - I found a couple of live ones.
05:45 They call themselves the Addams Family.
05:47 - Hmm. They got a bankroll, huh?
05:49 - Big enough to choke a horse.
05:51 Which reminds me, let's go get some lunch.
05:53 - Benny, I am surprised that you man
05:56 does not live by day-old bread alone.
05:58 - He don't? - Heck no!
06:00 He also lives by caviar, by pheasant under glass,
06:03 and by lobster Newburgh.
06:05 Come on, let's find ourselves a little feast,
06:08 then we'll dig up that Addams Family.
06:10 - What for?
06:12 - Benny, they are gonna help us
06:14 get the greatest case of indigestion we've ever had!
06:17 (laughing)
06:19 - Well, gang, time to set up housekeeping.
06:25 - I've got the moat motor.
06:27 I'll be the hand starting this thing-thing.
06:30 (whistling)
06:32 (motor whirring)
06:33 - One moat coming up!
06:35 (motor whirring)
06:37 - One thing about Uncle Fester, he really digs moats.
06:40 - A little remote humor there.
06:42 - There! Now for the water!
06:45 - Can we fill it up, Mother? Can we?
06:47 - Yeah, can we? Can we?
06:49 - Well, I'm not sure.
06:51 - Why not let the little tykes?
06:53 It's time they got their feet wet.
06:55 - Well, all right.
06:57 - Oh, thank you, Mother!
06:59 - Oh, boy, here goes!
07:01 - That's eyes blind! - Cat's eyes glowing!
07:03 - Fill this moat to overflowing!
07:05 (whistling)
07:07 (applause)
07:09 - Oh, that was splendid, children.
07:12 - Hmm, I can see they inherited your sense of humility, Carida.
07:16 - I couldn't have done better myself.
07:18 - Well, I could.
07:20 Where's all the slippery, slithery, crawly,
07:22 creepy things that give a moat character?
07:25 - Gosh, Granny, I hadn't thought about that.
07:28 - Well, I did!
07:30 Luckily, I brought along a package of instant swab mix.
07:34 (laughter)
07:36 (whistling)
07:38 - Now that's what I call an eerie canal!
07:41 (laughter)
07:43 - Isn't this fun, boys?
07:45 - Oh, yes, Morticia!
07:47 All the discomforts of home!
07:49 (laughter)
07:51 - Darling, it's not safe to stay out in the sunlight too long.
07:54 It might make you healthy.
07:56 - Don't worry, Carida. I never felt deader in my life.
07:59 - 97, 98, 99...
08:02 - 100. Now it's my turn. Hand it over.
08:05 - You know, sometimes I wish Mom and Dad
08:07 would buy us a regular yo-yo.
08:09 - That's them! The Addams family!
08:12 - I thought you said they were live ones.
08:14 They look like a bunch of zombies to me.
08:16 And look at that camper.
08:18 It's a regular poison ivy-covered cottage.
08:21 - Don't let that fool you. They're loaded with dough!
08:24 - Oh, yeah? Well, I am loaded with ways
08:26 to separate them from it.
08:28 - Hi again!
08:30 - Oh, look, Morticia. It's our landlord.
08:32 And he's brought a friend.
08:34 - This is my friend, Ripoff.
08:36 - Oh, why don't you join us for dinner?
08:38 We're having potluck.
08:40 - Yuck! Looks more like bad luck to me.
08:43 - Uh, no thanks. We came to talk business.
08:46 And, Mr. Addams, I am prepared to sell you
08:48 the Museum of Natural History for a mere $1,000.
08:52 - Hmm. Does it come with sepulchres, tombs, crypts,
08:55 and mummies? - Why, three entire floors of them.
08:58 - Mr. Ripoff, you've made yourself a deal.
09:01 Here's your $1,000. - And here's your deed.
09:04 - Goodbye!
09:06 - Well, Corita, that's the second time
09:08 we out-slicked these slick New Yorkers.
09:11 - Imagine, darling, owning our own museum,
09:14 a place where we can finally hang our hats.
09:17 - Not to mention ourselves!
09:19 - Well, Lurch, what do you think of the good news?
09:22 - (growling)
09:24 - Lurch, I know this is an emotional moment for you,
09:26 but try to get a hold of yourself.
09:28 - (growling)
09:30 - Museum of Natural History.
09:34 - Oh, oh, oh! Just think, Corita, it's all ours.
09:37 - Oh, Gomez, I can hardly wait to inspect our purchase.
09:41 - Just a minute, folks. You gotta have tickets.
09:43 - Tickets? Don't be silly, my good man.
09:46 I happen to be the new owner of this place.
09:48 - Sure you are, and I'm the king of Mesopotamia.
09:51 - Oh, really? Well, you belong in the Egyptology section.
09:54 Lurch, see that he's filed properly.
09:57 - (growling)
09:59 - Oh, looks like we bought this place just in time, Morticia.
10:02 If that's an example of how things are run around here.
10:05 - Oh, I'm sure with your organizational mind, darling,
10:08 you'll have the place put in order in no time.
10:11 - Oh, thank you, Corita, for that vote of confidence.
10:14 Oh, what do we have here?
10:17 Why, it's old Moby Dick himself.
10:19 - Oh, the poor thing looks so unhappy,
10:21 like a fish out of water.
10:23 - No wonder. They forgot to fill his tank.
10:26 Chin up, old boy.
10:28 We'll soon have you back in the swim of things.
10:30 (rugissement)
10:33 - Oh, please, Corita, must you be a backseat surfer?
10:37 (rugissement)
10:39 Morticia, how could you?
10:41 You're a married woman.
10:43 Wait a minute. That face looks familiar.
10:46 Of course, it's my great-great-great-great-granddaddy,
10:49 Van Dyke Adams.
10:51 He helped purchase Manhattan from the Indians.
10:54 - No wonder I feel like $24 worth of trinkets.
10:57 - Oh, can you forgive me, Corita?
10:59 I thought you were in the arms of a strange man.
11:02 - Gomez, you know you're the only strange man for me.
11:05 - You too again. You'll pay dearly for this.
11:08 - Oh, I already did, my good man. $1,000.
11:11 - Really, darling, we ought to be getting back to the children.
11:14 - You're right, Corita. Lurch, oh, Lurch, you-hoo.
11:18 - Huh?
11:20 - You-hoo.
11:22 - Yes, Lurch, it's time we were getting back to the park.
11:25 - Oh, this is such a darling place. I hate to leave it.
11:28 - Oh, me too. I must say, I've had a whale of a time.
11:32 (laughing)
11:34 - Hmm. Like all P.T. Barnum's Saint Benny,
11:38 there's a sucker born every minute.
11:40 - And it's probably to the Adams family.
11:43 - I would love to see all Gomez's face
11:46 when he shows up at the museum.
11:48 - Oh, just the people I was looking for.
11:51 - Uh-oh, see you around.
11:53 - Lurch, stop the...
11:55 - Look, it was all a lie.
11:58 - It was all a joke.
12:00 - Yeah, just a joke.
12:02 We'll give you your dough back, every penny of it.
12:05 - Sorry, gentlemen, a deal is a deal.
12:07 You can't have that museum back.
12:09 - Huh?
12:11 - That was the wisest investment I ever made.
12:13 - Then you do not want to see us about getting your money back?
12:16 - No, heaven forbid.
12:18 What I'd like to know is what other bargains you have to offer.
12:21 Poor exhausted chaps.
12:23 They must have been up all night
12:25 trying to search out some more bargains.
12:27 - Morticia, you'll never guess
12:29 what these gentlemen just sold me.
12:31 - I can't imagine.
12:33 - This entire park for a trifling $5,000.
12:36 - Darling, I'm overwhelmed.
12:38 - Come in, gentlemen, while I get the cash.
12:41 - Ah!
12:43 - This will just take a moment.
12:45 Three to the left, two to the right.
12:47 - I have heard of piggy banks, but this is ridiculous.
12:50 - Four to the left,
12:52 and, voila, that's French, you know.
12:55 - Will you look at all that money?
12:57 - I'm looking, I'm looking.
12:59 - And here's your $5,000.
13:01 - And here is your receipt.
13:03 - Received, $5,000,
13:05 signed number 302768.
13:08 - That is my pen name.
13:11 - Ah!
13:13 - Oh, such humility.
13:15 They didn't even wait around to be thanked.
13:17 - Good old father.
13:19 Thanks to him, this entire park belongs to us.
13:21 - Yeah, but it's sure disgraceful
13:23 the way people littered it up with trash.
13:25 - That's human beings for you.
13:27 - Say, I've got an idea.
13:29 Let's all pitch in and clean up this place.
13:31 - By ourselves?
13:33 This park is eight miles long.
13:35 - No, silly, we'll get the animals to help.
13:37 - The animals.
13:39 - Why not? We own them, too.
13:41 Come on, it's this way.
13:43 - Oh, goody, we're headed for the ooze.
13:45 - Ooze?
13:47 - Don't you see? O-O-Z.
13:50 Ooze.
13:52 - You spelled it the wrong way.
13:54 - Z-O-O.
13:56 Uncle Fester always was a little backward.
13:58 Let's see, we'll need one of those.
14:01 And one of those.
14:04 - Right.
14:06 - And one of these.
14:08 - What's that?
14:10 - Oh, sure thing.
14:12 Even Thing gets to do his thing.
14:14 - These ought to be enough animals
14:17 to help us clean up the park.
14:19 - Oh, no, look.
14:21 - Lurch and Uncle Fester.
14:23 - You were just supposed to open a few of the cages.
14:26 - Well, you know how it is.
14:28 Once you start biting change, you can't stop.
14:31 It's like eating peanuts.
14:34 (sonnerie)
14:36 (sonnerie)
14:41 (sonnerie)
14:43 (sonnerie)
14:45 (grognements)
14:48 (coups de feu)
14:50 (crissement de pneus)
14:52 (sifflement)
14:55 - There! Just look at the place shine!
14:58 - Won't Mom and Dad be surprised
15:00 when they see all the litter gone?
15:03 - And all the animals, too.
15:04 I hope they don't get into trouble.
15:06 - New York City is in a turmoil.
15:08 Wild animals are on the loose everywhere.
15:10 The city is being turned topsy-turvy.
15:12 - Topsy-turvy is right.
15:14 Look at that TV picture.
15:16 - Darling, you're hanging upside down.
15:18 - Why, so I am.
15:20 I forgot I was taking my daily vampire exercises.
15:23 Ho, ho, ho!
15:25 There, that's better.
15:27 - Presently, the entire city is out trying to round up the escaped animals.
15:31 - I certainly hope they find the creatures.
15:32 - Oh, they say the poor things are turning up everywhere.
15:35 - At this very moment, police cars are criss-crossing the city
15:38 searching for stray animals.
15:40 - Oh, listen, Corita, police sirens.
15:44 - It's such a pleasant sound.
15:46 They remind me of the banshee howls
15:48 I used to listen to as a child.
15:50 - Oh, speaking of children,
15:52 I wonder how Wednesday and Pugsley are managing.
15:55 - Pugsley will have to hide these poor animals from the police.
15:59 They'll just lock them all up again.
16:00 - You're right, but where do we hide them?
16:02 - Hey, in our camper. Where else?
16:05 - Benny, I am tired of stealing
16:07 the Addams family money in dribs and drabs.
16:10 This time, we go for the whole bundle.
16:12 - Good idea, Ripoff, except for one thing.
16:14 There's nothing left to sell them.
16:16 - Who is talking about selling?
16:18 I am talking about swiping his whole vault.
16:20 - Oh, I don't know, Ripoff. It's such a spooky-looking place.
16:23 - Do not be ridiculous.
16:25 It is just a normal, ordinary household.
16:28 - See? There was nothing to be scared of.
16:30 - Yeah, I guess you're right.
16:33 - Now, let us see. How did he do this?
16:36 There. Now all I gotta do is...
16:40 Yipes! It's alive!
16:43 - Let's split!
16:46 - You really gotta watch where you step here.
16:53 - Oh!
16:55 - Whoa!
17:03 Whoa!
17:06 Whoa!
17:08 - Ah!
17:10 - Whoa!
17:12 - You still think it's a normal, ordinary household?
17:15 - Oh, shut up!
17:17 - Goodness, Gomez, the park looks so cheerful and gay.
17:21 - Oh, I know, Corita, but don't worry.
17:24 We'll soon have it whipped into a nice, gloomy, depressing state.
17:28 - I knew I could count on you.
17:30 - Gotcha! - Gracious.
17:32 - Oh, probably a couple of lepidopterists.
17:35 - Lepidopterists? - Butterfly collectors.
17:38 - Wrong! We're lepicopterists.
17:41 And we're collecting YouTube bugs.
17:43 In other words, you're under arrest.
17:46 - Under arrest? Whatever for?
17:48 - Trespassing, disturbing the peace,
17:51 destroying park property,
17:53 and freeing dangerous animals.
17:55 - Oh, nonsense, my good man.
17:57 I bought this park from these gentlemen.
18:00 - So, ripoff, up to your old tricks,
18:03 selling phony property deeds.
18:05 - Oh, I only sold them a couple of them.
18:08 - Really, Sonny, I can understand
18:10 you're buying one worthless deed, but two of them?
18:13 - Well, it's like I've always said.
18:15 One bad deed deserves another.
18:18 - I'm afraid I've gotta take the bunch of them
18:21 and shove you in. - Arrested?
18:23 - I'm afraid so, Uncle Festy.
18:25 - We might spend the next 20 years
18:27 locked up in some dank, gloomy dungeon.
18:30 - Oh, you're just saying that to cheer me up.
18:33 - Well, officer, we're ready to go.
18:35 - Hold it! What's that piece of paper?
18:38 Looks like some sort of ancient Indian document.
18:41 - By George, it must have fallen
18:43 into my sleeve in the museum.
18:45 - I hereby bequeath all the land
18:47 now known as Central Park
18:49 to Van Dyke Adams and his future heirs.
18:52 Signed, Chief Powhatan.
18:54 - I don't believe it!
18:56 This means Central Park
18:58 really does belong to the Adams family.
19:00 - Oh, good old great-great-great-great-great-granddad.
19:04 He was always 500 years ahead of his time.
19:07 - How marvelous, darling.
19:09 That means we can live here the rest of our lives.
19:12 - And even longer.
19:14 - Goodie, now we can turn the lake
19:16 into an honest-to-goodness swamp.
19:18 - And fill the botanical garden
19:20 with toadstools and poison ivy.
19:22 - Oh, it'll be such a fun place.
19:24 - Look, please, I'll do anything you ask.
19:27 If only you'll move out.
19:29 - Move out? But our vacation is just beginning.
19:32 - And my career is just ending.
19:35 Oh, please, anything, and it's yours.
19:38 - Anything? - Anything!
19:41 - Will you excuse us?
19:43 This calls for a family discussion.
19:45 - Really, darling, what do you think we should do?
19:48 - Oh, no, darling, I don't think that would be an idea at all.
19:51 - All right, we've reached our decision.
19:53 - Yes, yes!
19:55 - We'll give the park back to the city on one condition.
19:57 - What's that?
19:58 - That one day a week will be known as Animal Day.
20:01 - And on that day, all the animals in the zoo
20:03 will be allowed to wander through the park unmolested.
20:06 - It's a deal!
20:07 - Do we have your hand on it?
20:09 - You sure do.
20:11 - Terrific!
20:12 - Whoa!
20:14 - Hmm, seems to be a lot of that going around.
20:19 - Well, gang, time to take leave of New York
20:22 and continue on our journey.
20:25 - Oh, now you made me spill my creepy crawly brew.
20:31 - Sorry, Granny, we took off with a jerk.
20:34 - I resent that!
20:36 - Oh!
20:37 - Why so sad, Corita?
20:39 - Every time we leave the city,
20:41 I feel we've left a little of ourselves behind.
20:46 - I know what she means!
20:49 (laughing)
20:51 - Yes!
21:11 - Ooh!
21:13 (coups de feu)
21:16 (coups de feu)
21:18 (coups de feu)
21:21 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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