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00:30Come on, mom, I'm so bored and we're not even at grandma's yet.
00:39Now, now, you know how she loves to see you. We'll be at her house in a few hours.
00:45Oh!
00:58Oh!
01:15Da-da-da!
01:17Da-da-da-da!
01:38So this is boring old grandma, is it?
01:41This place is great, Lily!
01:42I've never seen a place like this. Guess old grandma wasn't so boring after all.
01:49Oh!
01:51Er, this dragon, kind of scary looking.
01:56Scaredy cat!
02:01You know, dragons are very important in Chinese culture.
02:06Oh!
02:16Tell me more!
02:27It was so nice of grandma to give me this.
02:30And weren't those stories great?
02:32I was even able to fill in a few gaps in my admittedly vast knowledge of dragon history.
02:38Oh, come on, Hector, they were just stories.
02:41Oh, I loved the one about how they built the Great Wall of China to keep the dragons out.
02:47Yeah, because a wall is just what you would use if you want to keep some flying creatures out.
02:53Oh no, I just can't remember how the story ends.
02:58Anyway, we know there's a Great Wall of China, and they don't have any dragons now, do they?
03:03If they ever had them, that is.
03:06Come on, let's get to the bottom of this.
03:09Dragons in China!
03:12Shing-a-ling-a!
03:15Up we sing-a!
03:16Lemon line, back in time!
03:28Wow! Look at those mountains!
03:39This place is flooded! Got to evacuate! Must learn to swim one of these days!
03:46Hector, it's a rice paddy. Rice is planted in flooded fields because it needs lots and lots of water to grow.
03:53Look! There's a village over there. Let's go check it out.
03:58You better hide. Even if this is your story, we don't know how people will react to a dragon, even if it is only you.
04:08Hello! I'm Lily. What's your name?
04:12I have lots of names, but sometimes I'm called the boy who dries the tea leaves.
04:17Hey, that's a cool name! I've come looking for dragons. Are there any nearby?
04:25I don't think dragons are funny.
04:28You must come from a faraway land indeed, if you have never heard of the enormous, fierce...
04:34Sounds like the dragon that some...
04:36Dragon!
04:39No! Don't be afraid!
04:43Oh, great! Now you've done it!
04:45Did I do that? Just look at them all running!
04:52I don't think it was you they were running away from, Hector.
04:56Well, maybe one or two of them did!
05:01I don't remember this noise as part of the story!
05:05I had no idea they got to be that big!
05:09Oh!
05:11I'm not here! I'm on holiday! Just about for lunch! Try again in six months! Any other time is fine, but...
05:21Come on, Hector! We have to cast a spell to help those poor people and save the village!
05:26Will you get down?
05:28Come on, Hector!
05:35It's gone!
05:39That's right! All it took was another dragon to show him who's boss!
05:44You're a true legend in your own mind, Hector!
05:49Is this a real dragon? A baby one?
05:53He's a real dragon, all right!
05:55But I am not a baby!
05:58A non-baby dragon!
06:01A non-baby talking dragon!
06:04The girl with the fiery red hair has tamed a dragon and taught him to talk!
06:08The girl is a dragon tamer!
06:11Now, now! It's not quite as dramatic as that!
06:14True, he's harmless, but that's just because he's tiny and...
06:18Maybe a little wanting in the size department, but harmless?
06:23Well, watch this!
06:34Look! She's taught him to do tricks!
06:46Confucius says the path to a full stomach is through a good meal!
06:51Confucius sounds just like me! Totally in tune with his tummy!
06:54Doesn't the food smell fantastic?
06:57I only wish I could eat some of it, but I'm not very good with chopsticks.
07:02Never you fear! I know how to handle these things!
07:10It doesn't get much simpler than that!
07:13Why did I doubt you?
07:14Beats me! But Hector says you must never doubt him!
07:19Confucius says you must go far from the village to find your home.
07:23Who's this Confucius guy, anyway?
07:26Confucius was a Chinese philosopher born around 500 BC.
07:32It is clear that fortune smiles upon you.
07:35Perhaps you are the one who can go search out and maybe tame...
07:39...a dragon and teach him to talk!
07:41It is clear that fortune smiles upon you.
07:44Perhaps you are the one who can go search out and maybe tame...
07:48...the fierce dragon!
07:52Go to the dragon?
07:54Ah, now that! About the dragon-taming thing...
07:58I've never really even seen a dragon as big as that!
08:02And I'm really not that good at taming them, anyway.
08:05And, uh, I mean, look at Hector! He's hardly tame, is he?
08:12Please!
08:14If anyone can do it, it is the dragon-tamer girl...
08:18...with the fiery red hair!
08:20Listen to the man! He's right, you know!
08:27Explain how this fits into your story again.
08:30In the story, someone faces the dragon. It's good we're doing it.
08:34Someone else could be chosen who might hurt the poor thing!
08:38Well, it all went by so quickly, and I was...
08:41Hector, it's important!
08:43Please try to remember if these dragons are dangerous or not...
08:46...before we go off to face one of them.
08:52Look, Hector! We have to do something!
08:54How about we make you an even match?
08:56Oh! I like the sound of that!
09:00We need me to be mighty tough!
09:03And we do!
09:05I'll be so proud!
09:07And go on about!
09:09And I'll be full of huff and puff!
09:16What happened? The spell didn't do anything!
09:19What do you mean the spell didn't do anything?
09:21Look at me! I'm ready to take on anything! For I am...
09:25Hector, the nigh-invincible!
09:29But you're still the same size!
09:31Oh, yeah? My size is fine!
09:34And I really look forward to meeting the dragon from my story!
09:44Huff and puff! Instead of big, he's got big-headed!
09:48A legend in his own mind!
10:02Move, you silly thing! Can't you see I'm a very important...
10:10Wow, Hector! That was a real panda bear!
10:15Yeah! Adorable, aren't they?
10:17Look, what do you say we cast another spell to make you bigger for real this time?
10:22If you can't even stand up to a panda bear, what chance are you going to have again?
10:26Okay! We'll make me big, and then I can show that panda bear what's what!
10:31This time we'll make you big for real!
10:34With fiery breath and a skull of steel!
10:37You'll be so strong!
10:39With a tail so long!
10:41That is all! Now seal the deal!
10:45Oh, yeah! That's more like it!
10:58Look at that!
11:02Will you look at that?
11:08Oh, yeah!
11:10Look at that!
11:14If you have a moment, could you pick me up and give me a lift?
11:18Absolutely, girl! Hop right on!
11:21Next stop, the dragon's cave! Hold on tight!
11:32You know, I kind of like me big!
11:37Look at that!
11:40Except I think the other dragon was at least twice as big as this again!
11:51This must be the place!
11:54Come out! Come out wherever you are, you big dragon!
11:58Will you keep your voice down? You...
12:11Où peut-il y avoir le dragon?
12:14Et on est presque hors de la magie!
12:16Génial! Maintenant, comment allons-nous arrêter ça?
12:25Hey! Ce portrait a l'air un peu familier!
12:31Hector!
12:33Oh! Celui-ci ressemble à maman!
12:36Celui-ci ressemble à maman!
12:39Celui-ci ressemble à Mère Harriet!
12:42Et celui-ci... Quel était son nom?
12:45Où est-il presque?
12:48Et moi! Et Maladora!
12:52Hector?
12:54Quoi? Comment as-tu grandi?
12:56C'est sa mère?
12:58Oui! Un humain!
12:59Ne t'inquiète pas, Maladora! C'est mon humain d'enfant, Lily!
13:04Je suis ton humain d'enfant?
13:08Et regarde ça! Tu l'as même appris à parler!
13:11Tu étais toujours le plus gêné de la famille,
13:14et maintenant tu es un humain qui nourrit un humain!
13:25Ça doit avoir été des centaines d'années
13:27depuis que j'ai eu une bonne cuillère de thé au sulfur!
13:31Et c'est génial d'avoir un autre dragon ici!
13:35Je suis venue ici...
13:37Oh! Il y a longtemps!
13:39Tout seul, car personne ne voulait aller aux Terres Lointaines!
13:44Mais c'est assez!
13:46Je suis tellement heureuse que tu aies venu visiter!
13:50C'est vraiment comme la histoire que je t'ai racontée!
13:53Peut-être que tu ne te souviens pas de ce que c'est?
13:55Maintenant, comment a-t-on un petit tour dans le quartier?
13:59Oh!
14:05Hé, Hector! Regarde là-bas!
14:08La Grande Terre de la Chine!
14:10Elle a été construite entre le XIVe et le XVIIe siècles!
14:15Héctor m'a dit qu'ils ont construit la Terre pour qu'il n'y ait plus de dragons!
14:19Comment ça?
14:20Tu vois, quand ils ont construit la Grande Terre, les dragons ne pouvaient pas voler!
14:24Mais les dragons sont des créatures magiques!
14:27C'est pour ça qu'on a évolué et qu'on a commencé à voler en premier lieu!
14:37Tu devrais être venu en Chine il y a longtemps, Héctor!
14:40N'est-ce pas magnifique?
14:45Alors, a-t-on jamais fait mal à quelqu'un avec ce dragon si fort?
14:49Non, mais c'était juste parce qu'on a couru si vite et qu'on s'est cachés si intelligemment!
14:55Je vois... Et a-t-on jamais fait mal à un dragon?
14:59Non, mais c'était juste parce qu'on s'est cachés si vite et qu'on s'est cachés si intelligemment!
15:04Je vois...
15:06Confucius dit qu'il faut cacher son matériel quand il y a des problèmes!
15:10Je suis sûre qu'il le fait!
15:18Fille, s'il te plait, dis-moi, as-tu fait mal à un dragon si fort?
15:22Pas mal! Je dirais qu'elle est pratiquement... timide!
15:28Et c'est là que cette aventure déterminée, avec moi, face à une horde inouïe de mages furieux et des dragons désespérés,
15:35tout sur mon solitude, est arrivé à une finale la plus étonnante et inattendue!
15:40Je ne pense pas avoir entendu parler de ça avant!
15:44Ah! Oh, euh... mon pet humain revient!
15:48Alors, continuez avec votre histoire!
15:51Oh, ça! C'était juste... bien, c'était juste...
15:55Ne me regarde pas! Je suis juste le pet!
15:58Eh bien, ma petite histoire était à peu près terminée!
16:02C'est là qu'elle est!
16:04Eh bien, je t'ai dit que c'était inattendu, n'est-ce pas?
16:07Hé, Hector est toujours enthousiaste de montrer son courage, n'est-ce pas?
16:11Oui, parfois...
16:15J'imagine qu'il n'aurait pas l'intention de rentrer dans le village par la rivière et prendre des enfants pour faire un tour sur son dos!
16:21Ah! Pourquoi, bien sûr que je le ferais! C'est rien!
16:25Très courageux! Très courageux! Bien fait!
16:29Qu'est-ce que tu penses, Maladora? Sûrement que tu n'es pas aussi peur...
16:33De mon côté! Je n'aurai pas un jeune dragon comme Hector qui m'obéit!
16:38Attends! Quand tu dis de prendre des enfants, tu ne veux pas dire des enfants humains, n'est-ce pas?
16:43Des enfants intenses?
16:45Précisément!
16:47Des enfants humains intenses! Oh non! Oh non!
16:50Oh! Il n'y a pas de raison d'avoir peur, maman!
16:54Viens avec moi, Maman Maladora! Tu verras comment courageux peut être le jeune Hector!
16:58Je pense que tu devrais probablement garder un oeil sur lui, n'est-ce pas?
17:05Il est parfaitement intense, tu vois?
17:08Comment il est devenu si grand?
17:11Il a juste... bien, il a juste grandi très vite!
17:14Alors, qui veut aller faire une course?
17:28Comment ce dragon ne peut même pas voler?
17:33Ok! Alors peut-être que je ne peux pas vraiment voler...
17:37Mais je peux hop! Et je peux battre!
17:42Je peux même...
17:49Est-ce que vous aimeriez aller faire une course sur un dragon volant?
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18:23I won't bite, if you don't
18:36I knew this would work
18:53Wow ! Un à la fois, les garçons !
18:57Ils ne sont vraiment pas si mauvais quand on passe un peu de temps avec eux.
19:01Je pense qu'ils se sentent de la même façon que toi.
19:12Oh, ces petits petits pieds !
19:17Confucius dit que tout se passe bien et qu'il s'arrête comme ça.
19:21Je voulais te demander, ce Confucius que tu parles de, qui est-il exactement ?
19:28Confucius ? C'est moi !
19:30Confucius, c'est toi ? Tu es Confucius ?
19:34Confucius dit que les gens sont facilement confus.
19:38Je ne suis plus confus. Tout a un sens parfait.
19:43C'est vrai ?
19:45Ouais !
19:47Confucius dit que Confucius est très confus.
19:52Ouais !
20:00Hector, comment allons-nous ?
20:02Je ne sais pas. Le spell devrait...
20:04Arrête de travailler à tout moment.
20:15Regarde ça !
20:19Lily, tout va bien ?
20:22Désolée, maman. Je suis juste sorti du lit. C'est tout. Je vais bien.
20:28Folle, Lily. Demande-lui quand on va aller à grand-mère.
20:33Bientôt.
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