Knuckles Serie TV Season 1 Episode 3 The Shabbat Dinner English Dub
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00:00Subtítulos realizados por la comunidad de Amara.org
00:31What's up, Wanda?
00:32I gotta tell you, if you're back here because you lost your squad car again, you wanna borrow mom's Volvo?
00:38Don't bother. Volvo's too much car for you anyways.
00:41Wanda.
00:42Maybe you should just stick to embarrassing yourself on the little baby scooter you've been taking on duty instead.
00:46Wanda.
00:47No, it's embarrassing.
00:48What?
00:49You're wearing a windbreaker inside. There's no wind in here. That's insane.
00:51I bet my whole life is insane to a local cop like you.
00:55Because I'm out there breaking cases, dude. I'm going undercover. I'm working for the FBI.
01:01What is that? What do you say like that?
01:02That's how everybody in the FBI says it.
01:04Then they should reprint the jackets.
01:05That would be so dumb, Wade.
01:07Why are you here? Why is she here?
01:08Yo, I'm here protecting the Soda Totus.
01:11Okay.
01:12That's the Secretary of the Department of Transportation of the United States.
01:16He's rolling in and I'm working his cade. That means motorcade.
01:20That's what we call it in the FBI because it saves valuable seconds so we can save more lives.
01:25Are we done?
01:26Mom, I need to tell you something. I brought someone here.
01:30Oh.
01:31Yes.
01:32A friend.
01:33A girlfriend.
01:34Is she Jewish?
01:38Great matriarch of the Whipple clan.
01:41I bow my head to you in respect.
01:44And I thank you for giving us safe harbor in our time of need.
01:50I probably should have opened with your introduction in retrospect.
01:56It's okay. I'm good. I'm fine.
01:59So, he's from space.
02:02Allegedly.
02:03Yes.
02:06I do apologize for fainting. It was very rude of me.
02:09You're my guest. Welcome to our home.
02:12We will not be here long.
02:13Yeah, maybe just the night and then we'll be out of your hair.
02:15Yo, I don't care who this guy is.
02:18I'm still gonna have to check him for weapons.
02:20You dare draw a weapon on me?
02:24What is this sorcery?
02:27Quaid? Quaid?
02:30You have a metal detector on you even when you're not on duty?
02:32I'm never not on duty, bro.
02:34Damn, that's a good line.
02:35Wanda, he's a guest.
02:37Yes, mom.
02:38So, knuckles.
02:40Knuckles.
02:41Knuckles.
02:42Knuckles.
02:43Knuckles.
02:44That's what I said. Knuckles.
02:45You're not saying that. You're making like a CH sound.
02:46Wait. Wait.
02:47Yeah, it's weird.
02:48Knuckles.
02:49It's not like a dessert.
02:50Enough.
02:51I would so love it if you would join us for dinner.
02:54A ceremonial meal with the chief of the Whipple Clan.
02:58It would be my great honor.
03:00I'll just put out two extra places.
03:01Wait a minute.
03:02It's not.
03:03Please.
03:04Is it?
03:05Join us for Shabbat dinner.
03:06No!
03:07No!
03:08No!
03:09No!
03:10No!
03:11No!
03:12No!
03:13No!
03:14No!
03:15No!
03:16No!
03:17No!
03:18No!
03:19No!
03:20No!
03:21No!
03:22No!
03:23Wait.
03:24What is happening?
03:25We gotta get out of here.
03:26For the last few decades, every single Whipple family Shabbat dinner has been nothing but deceit,
03:29betrayal, and violence.
03:31So, is he Jewish?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Half, I think.
03:35Mother's side?
03:36I was about to say.
03:37I think so.
03:38Good.
03:39Good.
03:40Good.
03:42I don't know why it's important that it's the mom's side, but just say that it is.
03:54I don't ask you about the millions of grapes you eat.
03:56You leave my grapes out of this.
03:58Mom, you made all of my favorite foods.
04:02Even the ones from the most obscure Jewish holidays.
04:05Everything looks so brown.
04:09What a feast.
04:11I am famished.
04:13But where are the grapes?
04:14They're in the wine, buddy.
04:18Welcome, everyone.
04:20Family members and guests.
04:23Now, Nachos, I'm not sure how much you know about the traditions of the Jewish people.
04:30I know very little, but I admire your tiny house.
04:35And I assume with a feast like this, the epics must tell of your great victories on the battlefield.
04:42At first glance, I thought you to be a malnourished weakling, but when you were cutting that meat,
04:47I noticed your arms are quite muscular, like a warrior.
04:51Oh, well, thank you, Nachos.
04:54I do Pilates three times a week.
04:56Wait, I like your friend.
04:58Okay, weird.
05:00Shabbat is the day of rest.
05:03It's about home.
05:04Every Friday for three hours, the Whipple family, whoever's here, sits and eats together
05:11until the Shabbat candles burn out.
05:13And traditionally, the women of the home...
05:20The women of the home light the candles.
05:23Wanda.
05:24Wanda, if you could help me.
05:26No way, Mom. I'm on a work call.
05:28Soda Totos might go to Macaroni Grill.
05:30Wanda.
05:31What?
05:32It's work, Mom.
05:33All right, I'll do it myself.
05:58That's my spoon.
05:59No, that's my spoon. It's not your spoon.
06:01Your spoon's over there.
06:02No, that's Knuckles' spoon.
06:04That spoon in your hand is my spoon.
06:06Oh.
06:07Oh, you know what?
06:08Sorry, that is your spoon.
06:15Where'd it go?
06:16Hey, Nolan Ryan, where'd you throw it?
06:17It went under the little table.
06:18Ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:19So fun.
06:20It is. It's awesome.
06:21So funny.
06:23Oh, gross.
06:32All right.
06:34Everyone, dig in.
06:37So, Knuckles, tell me about your family.
06:43My people were killed by a race of giant owls.
06:47Owls?
06:48I'm now the last of my tribe.
06:50Oh.
06:51Our tribe has been through some tough times, too.
06:54Minus the giant owls.
06:56He's basically Jewish.
06:58How's the food?
07:00Delectable.
07:01This soup, I've never seen before.
07:03So plump and swollen with flavor.
07:07Yo, your friend is wild.
07:11And you say this is fish, yet it has the consistency of a wet sponge.
07:15I cannot stop eating it.
07:17Gefilte fish.
07:18One of our planet's greatest mysteries.
07:20Well, let me get you some more, sweetie.
07:22Now, tell me about these owls.
07:25Hey, how'd you get involved with this weird alien?
07:28Look, it's not a big deal, but I've been working with a secret global law enforcement agency called GUN.
07:34Actually, you know what?
07:36It's a huge friggin' deal.
07:39There's no government agency called GUN.
07:42That's the fakest name I've ever heard, Wade.
07:44Plus, if they were looking for people, why would they recruit a small-time cop like you?
07:48Look, I can't really talk about it, but I happen to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.
07:52And I'm doing all this work pro bono, which means for free.
07:54I know.
07:55It's mostly international.
07:56But it does tend to point sometimes intergalactic.
07:58Way above the FBI pay grade.
08:00So, you probably wouldn't understand.
08:02No, I know what it is.
08:03I've heard of GUN.
08:04I know what it is, and I actually...
08:06I actually know a guy there, too.
08:10You know someone from GUN?
08:11Yeah.
08:12I do.
08:13What guy do you know at GUN?
08:15Jim...
08:17Jim, GUN agent.
08:18The GUN agent you know is named Jim GUN agent?
08:22Yeah.
08:23That's right.
08:24Who do you know there?
08:25Who's your guy?
08:26Oh, who's your guy at GUN?
08:28The guy I know is actually...
08:31Also named Jim GUN agent.
08:34So, I guess we probably know the same guy.
08:35Oh.
08:36Cool, cool, cool.
08:37So, I guess we both know Jim.
08:38I guess we both know Jim.
08:39Cool, cool, cool.
08:40Wait.
08:41Did you know that Knuckles almost destroyed the entire planet and then ended up helping save it?
08:46Yeah, Mom.
08:47I was there.
08:48And I'd gladly do it again, should I need it.
08:51I'd gladly do it again, should I need to protect the Master Emerald.
08:56Oh, and Wade also contributed.
08:58Thank you.
08:59That's my son.
09:01Sounds so important.
09:02I'm just wondering, like, what did you do?
09:04Like, were you picking up coffees or were you dropping off their dry cleaning?
09:07If you must know what I did, right at the time that the head bad guy was going to attack,
09:10I said, hey, and distracted him for a split second, and then Sonic really took care of it.
09:14Sounds highly unlikely.
09:15Wanda, back off.
09:16Mom, I'm just asking him what he did on that day, okay?
09:20And he's saying crazy things.
09:21I don't know why you always have to side with him.
09:23Oh, Wade, not me too.
09:25I didn't even say anything!
09:26Doesn't matter.
09:27I saw it on your face.
09:29The two of you.
09:30I mean, I swear.
09:31If I could just have a moment of peace.
09:37Ow!
09:38You suck!
09:39Wade!
09:40I'm sorry, Mom, but she sucks so bad.
09:43You suck.
09:45Ow!
09:46Mom!
09:47You wanna fight?
09:48Let's do this.
09:49Let's go.
09:50So help me God, do not make me use Krav Maga in my own home!
10:02She's right.
10:03What is this Krav Maga?
10:04She used to be an instructor.
10:06Krav Maga, Israeli self-defense.
10:08Pretty hardcore stuff.
10:10I see.
10:11You train warriors as well.
10:13You know what?
10:14Whatever, Mother.
10:16You can't threaten us with your Jewish karate chops because I am a federal agent.
10:21Okay?
10:22I refuse to be spoken to like this from a local police officer.
10:25Federal agent this, federal agent that.
10:27You know what it sounds like to me?
10:29Someone doesn't really know Jim Gunn, Agent.
10:31Do you?
10:32No, because he doesn't exist!
10:33I knew it!
10:34You liar!
10:35Yeah, you knew it so much, you walked right into it.
10:37What did I do to deserve this?
10:40How many years have Shabbat spent alone?
10:42Now, both my children are finally home and this is what I get?
10:47I'm sorry, Mom.
10:48It is what it is.
11:00I would punch you in the face right now if you were an adult woman and I was an adult man and that is just not accepted.
11:06I hate you!
11:08Go to my room.
11:11Of course.
11:12Just go.
11:13Leave me here.
11:14Alone.
11:15Just like everyone, just like that good for nothing schmuck!
11:22He's not a schmuck.
11:25He's my dad.
11:36Well, Mom, glad I came.
11:37Another classic Whipple family Shabbat.
11:45At least I'm not all alone this time.
12:16Hey, it's me.
12:18Run up the guys.
12:20You got us an easy catch.
12:23Uh-huh.
12:25This one's definitely gonna run home to Mama.
12:30Um, don't come in here!
12:33Wade?
12:35Are you injured?
12:36I thought I heard the quiet sobs of a child.
12:38I know, I don't know what you heard because everything in here is fine.
12:41I'm just curled up in the fetal position, you know?
12:44My mental health has never been better.
12:47Your quarters are fascinating.
12:50Yeah?
12:52Oh, yeah.
12:55My old room.
12:58What are these?
12:59My posters?
13:00I got all the greats up there.
13:02Stallone, Keanu, Bryan Adams, gods.
13:07Ah, yes.
13:08I see.
13:09This is your pantheon of heroes.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Spent a lot of time in here alone.
13:15Mostly dealing with my childhood abandonment issues, but...
13:18And who is this magnificent and powerful man?
13:22Oh, that guy?
13:23Pistol Pete Whipple.
13:26Wade.
13:27This great Bolin warrior shares your family name.
13:31Yeah.
13:33That's because he's my dad.
13:34Your father?
13:35Is the champion?
13:37He will be at the tournament?
13:39Wade Whipple, is this why we are going to Reno?
13:42To confront and dethrone your father?
13:44This quest only grows more glorious!
13:47What?
13:48No.
13:49I didn't know that.
13:50Are you telling...
13:51Start from the beginning.
13:52Because, wait a minute.
13:53My estranged father is also going to be at the bowling tournament?
13:57That is news to me.
14:01Definitely not news to me.
14:03Definitely didn't have anything to do with my decision-making process in the matter.
14:06I see.
14:08What is this?
14:10That?
14:11You want to know what this is?
14:15This is my old Discman.
14:18Plays music.
14:19You want to see something cool?
14:21Wadejammers99.
14:24The single best CD ever to be burned.
14:26This mix is front to back bangers.
14:30I wonder if she's still around.
14:32Oh, yeah.
14:34Yeah, you don't get quality like this from the streamers.
14:37Yeah, this is my jam.
14:39You got to hear this.
14:42What does that mean exactly?
14:44To have a jam?
14:46It's like your favorite song.
14:49I don't understand.
14:51Like, you don't have a favorite song?
14:53No.
14:54You don't have a favorite song?
14:55No.
14:56You don't have a favorite song?
14:57No.
14:58You don't have a favorite song?
14:59Like, you don't have a favorite song?
15:02No.
15:04A jam is like something that pumps you up.
15:06You know, gets you jacked.
15:08It gives you the courage and bravery to do things that are out of the ordinary.
15:12Is it a form of magic?
15:14It is a bit like magic.
15:16You know, I had a friend who, when he listened to Alien Ant Farm,
15:19could lift a Toyota Corolla over his head.
15:21Swear to God.
15:22On my mom's life.
15:24And this mix you made, it has jams?
15:27Oh, yeah.
15:28Wade Jammers 99?
15:29Chock full of them.
15:30You listen to this mix,
15:32I guarantee you'll be uttering the phrase,
15:34that's my jam.
15:36My dad used to say that all the time.
15:40Your father,
15:41is he the schmuck of whom your mother spoke?
15:45That's the guy.
15:46And he abandoned you?
15:48Giving not a second thought to his own flesh and blood?
15:51Discarded his only son like a piece of worthless junk?
15:55Your phrasing is rather hurtful, but yes.
15:59Every Friday afternoon, my dad and I would drive to the bowling alley
16:03and we'd listen to this mix.
16:06And it was our thing.
16:08Until it wasn't.
16:14And who is this?
16:16Oh, that is nothing.
16:18Please don't look at that.
16:19Please don't investigate.
16:20Now this is a warrior.
16:22Who is this?
16:23This is actually a cardboard cutout of Zap
16:26from the hit morning show American Gladiators.
16:29Ah, yes.
16:30She definitely belongs in your pantheon of heroes.
16:33Yeah, yeah, she was a beast.
16:34I've had her since I was a kid.
16:35I actually didn't even know I still owned it.
16:37But what are these little indentations on her shoulders?
16:40Nothing, definitely not where I hugged her too hard.
16:42Dessert!
16:43Dessert, everyone!
16:45You know, you should go for dessert.
16:46I'm not really feeling like it tonight.
16:48Wade, these marks, they seem to be everywhere.
16:51Okay, enough time with Zap, thank you.
16:53Okay.
16:57I'm sorry you had to hear that.
17:00So I spent the next 14 days wandering through an alien desert.
17:05My enemies had ambushed me and left me for dead.
17:08Oh, God.
17:09Well, listen, Joshua wandered for 40 years,
17:12lost in the desert, looking for the promised land.
17:14So big whoop about your 14 days.
17:17No offense.
17:18Is this part of the Jewish tradition,
17:20to eat pies of limes that are key and watch old movies?
17:24No, I'm not Jewish.
17:25No, no, God, no.
17:27But we do like a good flick.
17:29This is a Whipple family tradition.
17:32Every Shabbat after dinner, we'd eat dessert
17:35and then watch a movie till the candles burnt out.
17:40It was nice.
17:43Why has this tradition been broken?
17:46Who knows?
17:47Families, they drift apart.
17:51Time.
17:52Yeah, well, I guess this is what my life is now.
17:56Empty nester.
17:57It's pitiful.
17:58You know, every Shabbat, I light the candles myself.
18:01I make the dinner, the whole shmear.
18:03I even make dessert.
18:06And then I sit back and watch one of my old movies.
18:10You know, even when the kids are home, they can't be bothered.
18:13Hmm.
18:15I don't understand.
18:16This young street walker with a heart made of gold.
18:19Why do the others treat her with such disdain?
18:22Is it so wrong to walk the streets?
18:24Because they are ignorant and judgmental, Knuckles.
18:28But you ain't.
18:30She'll get the last laugh.
18:31I was in here yesterday. You wouldn't wait on me?
18:34Oh, you work on commission, right?
18:36Uh, yes.
18:38Big mistake.
18:39Big.
18:40Huge.
18:41I love her.
19:12Shhh.
19:27Miss you, Dad.
19:42Shhh.
20:07Shabbat shalom.
20:12Well, that was a bad idea.
20:15Why?
20:16You got a price on your head, Whipple.
20:19And I'm here to collect.
20:29What's so funny?
20:30Oh, nothing.
20:31You just picked a fight with the most dangerous warrior in the galaxy.
20:35And I'm his favorite student.
20:42That's gonna affect resale.
20:46We've got company.
20:48¿Qué es lo que tienes que ser?
20:50Tu peor sueño.
20:51Buen cambio, hermano.
20:52Me pareció genial el otro día.
20:54¿Y ayer?
20:55Me pareció genial.
20:56¿Y ayer?
20:58¿Ayer?
20:59¿Ayer?
21:00¿Ayer?
21:01¿Ayer?
21:02¿Ayer?
21:03¿Ayer?
21:04¿Ayer?
21:05¿Ayer?
21:06¿Ayer?
21:07¿Ayer?
21:08¿Ayer?
21:09¿Ayer?
21:10¿Ayer?
21:11¿Ayer?
21:12¿Ayer?
21:13¿Ayer?
21:14¿Ayer?
21:15¿Ayer?
21:16¿Qué quieres, hermano? Te ves como si salieras de un videojuego de los 90s. ¿Dónde pongo la cuarta?
21:22¡Muy buena movida, genio! ¡Solo te rompiste en una casa llena de policías!
21:27¿Quieres sufrir ahora? ¿O quieres que te dé unos 14 segundos?
21:30¡Suficiente!
21:31¡Ah, mierda!
21:40¡FBI!
21:47¡Mierda!
22:06¡Te lo dije, perdedor!
22:07¿Quién es ella?
22:14¡Tu movida, perdedor!
22:19¡Las armas madre!
22:20¡Las piernas!
22:21¡Proteger las lámparas, a todos costes!
22:38¡Muévete!
23:04¡Muévete!
23:08Lo siento por la casa.
23:13¿Estás bien?
23:15¿Estás feliz? ¿Me he perdido algo?
23:21Mis hijos finalmente llegaron a casa por Shabbat.
23:24Toda la familia se unió a proteger a los demás, a cuidar a los demás.
23:29¿Qué más quiere su madre?
23:32Gracias, Knuckles.
23:37Esta es la mejor cena de Shabbat que hemos tenido.
23:43Buenas tardes, querida.
23:44A ti también, querida.
23:46Gracias, mamá.
23:47Buenas tardes, mamá.