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00:00:00Thanks for watching.
00:00:30Hello, uglies, and happy Halloween.
00:00:40We are your Queens of Darkness, the Boulay Brothers.
00:00:43Drakmorda.
00:00:44And Swanthuna.
00:00:45And tonight, my little creatures of the night, we will be your ghostly guides as we begin
00:00:50a terrifying and exciting new journey.
00:00:52A journey that will lead to darkness, depravity, drama, and for some, total destruction.
00:00:59In a few moments time, we will officially begin our next grand championship of drag,
00:01:06filth, horror, and glamour.
00:01:09And we've scoured the darkest corners of the world to find the most fearsome, filthiest,
00:01:15and most fabulous drag artists alive to enter the competition and engage in blood-curdling
00:01:20battle.
00:01:21Each week, we will test our champion's skills and their commitment to the grotesque in a
00:01:27series of harrowing challenges designed to eliminate the weak, elevate the strong, and
00:01:32ultimately, find and crown the world's next drag super monster.
00:01:39So get comfortable, my ghoulish little gastropods.
00:01:43Gather your banners, prepare your feasts, and choose your champion.
00:01:47Because it's time to start the competition and meet our new contenders.
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00:02:32My name is InuhuluX. I am from China, and now I live in Los Angeles. I am a spooky transgender.
00:02:51I am a supermodel. I am a makeup artist. I am a fashion entrepreneur. And I am your next
00:02:56drag super monster. I don't have a lot of experience on traditional stages but I'm
00:03:02gonna win. I'm so confused right now like where am I? Am I in a wood in the middle
00:03:09of the night? Attention competitors you must make your way through the haunted
00:03:19forest and locate the base camp. If for any reason you are unable to make it to
00:03:25base camp you will be immediately exterminated and removed from the
00:03:29competition. Good luck. This is fucking crazy. I'm so so so scared. I'm wearing
00:03:37heels running aimlessly in the dark. What am I supposed to do in this situation? I
00:03:43can't believe it. My name is Onyxon Dix. I'm from Philadelphia and I am a circus
00:03:52sideshow act and entertainer. I'm known for my jaw-dropping stunts. I do
00:03:57fire-performing. I do pincushion. I put things through my holes. I pull things
00:04:03out of my holes. I do all sorts of stuff. This season I'm hoping to grow as a
00:04:09performer and as a monster. I'm my own worst enemy so if anyone's gonna bring
00:04:15me down it's me. I'm terrified. Dragula is known for the crazy stuff they put
00:04:22competitors through. I just don't know what to expect. I'm genuinely afraid.
00:04:30I'm Throb Zombie and I'm here to put the fuck in monster fucker. I'm a drag king
00:04:35from Boston, Massachusetts. I'm the total fucking Dragula package. I'm filthy. I'm
00:04:41sexy. I'm scary. I want to show as many people as possible what Throb does. This
00:04:46season honestly I'm bringing everything I got. I'm mostly scared of letting
00:04:51myself down because I know my expectations for myself are sky-high on
00:04:57a constant basis. No one told me fucking shit. They put me in the van and they
00:05:01kicked me out the van and I don't know what's going on.
00:05:11I'm anaphylactic, like the shark, only less tragic. Hopefully fingers crossed. I've come
00:05:15from the UK, from Manchester. I'm quite theatrical and I'm quite campy. My goals
00:05:21for this season are obviously to win and clearly I could use a hundred thousand
00:05:27pounds. Dollars. I'm not in the UK. I'm in America. Wake up.
00:05:32Dragula's known for being an intense competition but I am up for doing it all.
00:05:37Put a needle through me, throw me out of a plane, give me a tattoo, whatever. Life
00:05:41is short. I am gonna grab it by the horns and ride this motherfucker.
00:05:59Hello friends, colleagues and enemies alike. My name is JK, the demon clown
00:06:05menace of Brooklyn and probably the most annoying person you've ever met.
00:06:09In Brooklyn I'm known for being very, very loud, drinking a little too much and not
00:06:13giving a fuck. This season the only thing that scares me is not living up to my
00:06:17own expectations. I know what I expect to serve and I want that to be consistent
00:06:21and I never want to lose JK in that process. My message to the other
00:06:25competitors is that I may seem fun-loving, happy, but behind this goofy
00:06:29little face is a hardcore competitor and they should be scared because I have
00:06:33nothing to lose and everything to gain.
00:06:36My name is Cynthia Dahl. I'm the gorgeous nightmare of Kansas City, Missouri and
00:06:42I'm 30 years old. I am known for high fashion horror, being
00:06:46sickening. I'm here to showcase my art on this platform and just spread my puff.
00:06:52I really want to test the boundaries, do anything, venture out and just let the
00:06:59boulets take control. I am going to snipe this competition. I'm going to kill them
00:07:06off one by one because I am cutthroat, sickening, drop-dead gorgeous, drop-dead
00:07:11expensive and overall talented and baby we're going up from here.
00:07:16I am terrified. I don't know where to go. I don't know what direction. Is north,
00:07:22east, south and west. I'm gay so obviously I wouldn't even know that even if I was
00:07:25in the city but I'm still looking around like where do I go.
00:07:31My name is Blackberry and I'm the bearded beauty of Texas. I am a huge
00:07:36anime comic book nerd so I can't wait to bring my love of comic books into
00:07:43Dragula. My goal being here in Dragula is to showcase bearded drag at a heightened
00:07:48level and show that big girls can be fashionable and win a crown. I think
00:07:53these other competitors should be worried because I'm a jack-of-all-trades.
00:07:56I'm gonna do whatever it takes to win this competition.
00:08:06I'm Jarvis Hammer, Atlanta's ghost with the most. I am a drag king. I do stand-up
00:08:13comedy. I do lip syncs. There's no one else like me. How many ghost comedians
00:08:18have you seen out there? I think I add a new facet to the Dragula brand. I sort
00:08:24of bridge the divide between comedy and horror in a way that we haven't really
00:08:29seen on the show before. This season I hope to show the world that there is
00:08:33more than one flavor of King and mine's one of the best.
00:08:39I'm Satana. I'm from Los Angeles. I'm a dystopian sex doll and I'm here to fuck
00:08:45up this competition. I want to be the most cunt I can be. I want to take these
00:08:50other girls down and I want the crown. I'm willing to skin some bitches, scalp
00:08:54some girls, outperform them all. I'm willing to do anything. My goal for the
00:08:58season is to, you know, make a lifelong group of friends. Just kidding. I came
00:09:05here to stir the pot, look hot, and win.
00:09:15I'm Fantasia Royale Gaga. I'm known for my burlesque style, jaw-dropping
00:09:20performances, showing off all of my curves, and my enormous tits. Yes! I am a
00:09:27trans entertainer that's been performing for about 20 years now. I am the prettiest
00:09:32and the sexiest monster that you ever would see, honey. I'm known for being
00:09:37seductive. I'm known for saying what's on my mind, and I'm just known as being a
00:09:42badass bitch. I always say what's on my mind, unless I'm trying to be a good girl
00:09:46that day. Okay, let's do this. Y'all ready, girl? I'm here to rock this shit out and I
00:09:53am here for the crown.
00:09:58I'm Orgothic. I'm originally from Colombia. I'm known for a really specific
00:10:05technique of drag makeup and prosthetic work. I am inspired by human nature, by
00:10:12the dark twisted shit that happens inside of all of us. I've never been in a
00:10:18competition. This is actually the first time I'm in an English-speaking country,
00:10:23so it's a whole experience for me. I'm gonna be tough competition, for sure. I'm
00:10:31not scared. Do you see me? I'm the fucking scariest thing in the world right now.
00:11:01This is an intense way to start off a competition. It really does feel like I'm
00:11:08walking straight through a horror film.
00:11:12This is really intense. I mean, if this is the welcome to
00:11:33Dracula, then God knows what's waiting around the corner. I was ducking, I was
00:11:58diving, I was dodging. Oh my god, there's some yetis chasing after me, and I got
00:12:07tased.
00:12:10I am completely terrified, but I'm a gangster. I really feel at home being
00:12:33terrified, you know?
00:12:43Getting tased, um, I don't know why I'm smiling. It hurt.
00:13:03I'm walking, and I see light, and in my brain, light turns to darkness, and I'm
00:13:32in my brain, light means warmth and safety, so I think I found where I'm meant to be,
00:13:37and where I can be dry. Oh, I made it. Oh. Fingers crossed, this is the end of my woods
00:13:43adventure, but this is Dracula, so who the fuck knows?
00:13:47Finally.
00:13:48Oh, hey.
00:13:49Hello.
00:13:50What's your name?
00:13:51I'm Satana.
00:13:52Satana, I'm onyx on dicks.
00:13:53Oh, right. Love that.
00:13:54Yeah, like a penis.
00:13:55Uh, she's nice. She's a nice person. Yeah, she's nice.
00:14:07I vibe with Satana. You know, you can tell there's a lot going on behind that tiny little
00:14:11crown.
00:14:12Oh!
00:14:13Hi.
00:14:14I'm Thra Zombie.
00:14:15I'm Satana. Nice to meet you.
00:14:20I'm really excited to see a king in the competition, but I have really high standards when it comes
00:14:23to kings, so we'll see what Thra can deliver.
00:14:26I made it! She's here!
00:14:29What is here?
00:14:30Hi, nice to meet y'all. I'm Cynthia Doll.
00:14:34Cynthia, I can tell, is a wild bitch, and the wildest thing she's done so far is wearing
00:14:39a bra and panty as her entrance look on season five.
00:14:43Oh, child. I'm coming. Y'all give me a second, I'm fat.
00:14:48Oh my god.
00:14:49Okay. Y'all barbecuing back here?
00:14:51I'm so happy Blackberry's here. I've been to Austin a few times, and Blackberry's a
00:14:56legend there. I want to see what she's going to do.
00:15:00Oh, shit!
00:15:01Uh, anaphylactic, hello.
00:15:02And the antiseptics, I've heard about that before.
00:15:09Anna is, she's nice. The skirt is unhemmed. She seems sweet.
00:15:18Which one was she again?
00:15:20No shit.
00:15:23Oh, a funeral pyre for me?
00:15:28Jarvis, I don't get as of now. We'll see. But I wasn't impressed.
00:15:34Ahoy, it's George Washington here to sign the Declaration of Independence.
00:15:40There's two kings on this season. I'm delighted.
00:15:45I am so glad I am not the only king in the competition. And not only am I not the only
00:15:51one, I have a fierce competitor alongside me.
00:15:54Two nice little dead boys. I can't wait to destroy you.
00:15:58Oh, do I hear something?
00:16:00Shut up! Shut up!
00:16:03I am absolutely intrigued that Fantasia's here. Uh, yeah. Intrigued is definitely the
00:16:11word.
00:16:12Fantasia is a trans goddess. She's been doing drag for hella years. I think I'm gonna be
00:16:16best friends with Fantasia.
00:16:25Come on, you weird little thing. Come over here.
00:16:27What a creepy little fuck. I love the Harry Potter series. I'm so happy Voldemort came
00:16:32to be on the show with us. Exciting news.
00:16:35Anaphylactic, like the shark. Less tragic.
00:16:38Anna!
00:16:39Can I call you Anna?
00:16:41Odd. Weird. Creepy little guy. Fabulous.
00:16:45Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:54My name is Nihulu X. I'm from China.
00:16:57Yes! Yes, baby!
00:17:02Neo is gorgeous, perfection, scary.
00:17:08She's fucking gorgeous, and I fucking gag that she's here.
00:17:11He looks spooky hot, and I want to know more about him.
00:17:20Fuck!
00:17:23It's a ladybug.
00:17:24It's a ladybug. Oh, I see.
00:17:27My name is J-A-Y-K-A-Y. That's J.K.
00:17:30J.K. seems a little green. Hopefully they bring something good.
00:17:33So why are we here?
00:17:36All right, all right, all right. Let's just cut the shit.
00:17:40Who's going home first?
00:17:41That's a really spicy question to ask, bitch. Whoa!
00:17:45It's never too early to ask who can go home first,
00:17:47because I want to see who's going to get messy,
00:17:49who's going to defend themselves.
00:17:51I'm trying to see the dynamics of this group.
00:17:53I definitely think you have some work to do.
00:17:59So where's everybody from?
00:18:01Also, I was the only person that had to answer it.
00:18:03Fuck me, bitch!
00:18:05Hell the fuck no! Rewind the mic, please!
00:18:07If I had to do it, you all have to do it as well.
00:18:10That was a set-up.
00:18:12I think you.
00:18:14Tell me why.
00:18:15I don't see you as a monster, precisely.
00:18:18Keep thinking that. I'll pack your bags.
00:18:21I think that everyone's going to go home, and I'm going to be here until the end.
00:18:24So who's the first one going home?
00:18:26No shade missing. That was kind of a cop-out.
00:18:28I mean, I didn't lie.
00:18:29I think it's going to be Blackberry.
00:18:33Who's Blackberry?
00:18:35I'm sure you're an incredible eight-count diva.
00:18:38I'm sure you can give a good brunch number.
00:18:40I don't know if I get the vibe that you're willing to get down and dirty and gross.
00:18:44I'm a jack-of-all-trades. I can do it all.
00:18:46I think Cynthia.
00:18:49Really?
00:18:50I see a bra and a panty and a dream.
00:18:54You're wearing a knock-off Lady Gaga telephone music video outfit.
00:18:59Cynthia looks like a hooker, but in a good way.
00:19:03A spooky hooker.
00:19:04It was a two-piece and a slicked-back human unit.
00:19:07I do love her little pig nose. That is sick.
00:19:10I want to hear Miss Poppins. Who do you think is going home?
00:19:13Who? Me?
00:19:14Yes, you.
00:19:15Oh, God. I don't know you.
00:19:17Okay, that's funny because you're my pick to go home first.
00:19:22I said Anna should go home because the white bodysuit, the un-hemmed skirt, the shoes, chop.
00:19:27Oh, see, Fantasia.
00:19:30So, you see me going home, but you're standing there looking like that.
00:19:33I think that you'll be going home before me, honey.
00:19:35Yeah, Miss Fashion Nova.
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:37Fantasia, I'd love to see what kind of monster you are.
00:19:40And you call yourself a monster?
00:19:41Absolutely.
00:19:42Oh, okay. We'll see.
00:19:43You're absolutely stunning, absolutely amazing, and it would be so great to send you home.
00:19:47And I'm a diverse entertainer. Trust me, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:19:50I can't wait to see it.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:52To use your parlance, Satana, I believe it is, I'm not living for the attitude.
00:19:59All right, I mean, that's fair.
00:20:02Does everyone feel good?
00:20:04That was so much fun.
00:20:06This cast is very authentic. I love how we can throw shade back and forth and we just volley and don't take anything serious, anything personal.
00:20:13We could be fighting one moment, and then the next scene, we're just chilling around the campfire.
00:20:18Guess what, people on the internet? We're drag performers.
00:20:21We're going to read each other. That doesn't mean we actually dislike each other.
00:20:24It's not that serious. It's just drag. Enjoy.
00:20:27I still think Blackberry really doesn't like me, and I want to know why.
00:20:58Yeah!
00:21:03Hello, uglies.
00:21:05Yeah!
00:21:09And congratulations on making it through your first Fright Feat of the season.
00:21:14Yeah!
00:21:18As a reward for surviving, you will each receive a complete box set of Black Moon cosmetics that's waiting for you back in the lab.
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:28Each set is filled with thousands of dollars worth of lipsticks, eyeshadows, and everything you could possibly need to beat those hideous faces for the rest of the season.
00:21:37Oh, thank God.
00:21:39That's gorgeous.
00:21:41Now, it's time to officially welcome you to the competition.
00:21:47As you already know, we have gathered you here from around the world to compete in our grand championship of drag, filth, horror, and glamour.
00:21:56And each week, you will use your unique drag skills to survive the challenges, wipe out the competition, and prove to us that you are the most powerful drag monster alive.
00:22:06Outside of us, of course.
00:22:08We're the best.
00:22:10Like, you'll be somewhere around Victoria or Landon-level, maybe.
00:22:14At best.
00:22:16The winner of the Boulay Brothers Dragula will receive a $100,000 grand prize.
00:22:22Courtesy of us.
00:22:25Yeah!
00:22:27A custom crown and scepter, a headlining spot on our next world tour, and the title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
00:22:37Yeah!
00:22:39The rest of you will die.
00:22:43Nothing personal, darlings.
00:22:47With that out of the way, you may be wondering why we have brought you out to the woods in the middle of the night.
00:22:53But, that's simple.
00:22:54It's because we wanted to get you into the spirit of your first challenge.
00:22:58The theme for your first floor show of the season is...
00:23:02Terror in the Woods.
00:23:08From Friday the 13th, the Sleepaway Camp, The Witch, Cabin in the Woods, and the Blair Witch Project,
00:23:14humans seem to be terrified by trees, lakes, the forest, and things that go bump in the night.
00:23:20And we want you to tap into that primal fear by creating an original look based on the theme and present it on our brand new stage.
00:23:35Your look can be campy, gory, terrifying, modern, or primeval.
00:23:40But regardless of whatever direction you choose, you need to make sure that we can clearly see your unique style of drag represented in your final look.
00:23:50Your time in the woods is over. For now.
00:23:53So head off to our new laboratory back at the mansion where you can get started on building your monster looks.
00:24:00You can use whatever materials you want to create this first look, but remember,
00:24:04if you fail to impress us, this will not only be your last floor show,
00:24:11but it will also be a truly terrifying fall from grace.
00:24:17Oh, good luck, uglies.
00:24:36Welcome to Dragula Fuckers!
00:24:47♪♪♪♪
00:25:11Ooh, look, mama, I made it!
00:25:13Oh, yeah!
00:25:17We show up and we get the box full of Black Moon products. I'm so excited for this.
00:25:22And the lab looks sickening.
00:25:25It's a laboratory, short for Laboratories. That's where they build monsters in the laboratories, darling.
00:25:31This is a whole new set of makeup. I could start over with this.
00:25:35Baby, this gonna come in handy for the cocktails.
00:25:39And then we have the Boulay Brothers tumblers. Like, oh my gosh, I can't wait to take a sip out of that, honey.
00:25:44So how are y'all feeling?
00:25:48Better now.
00:25:49Oh, my God. Glad we're out of the woods.
00:25:52Getting the blood off of me last night is almost impossible.
00:25:55And, bitch, it's a little bit of a struggle for me, honestly. I'm so sticky.
00:25:59So who got tased? Who got hurt? Who got wet?
00:26:03I was fucking dodgeball with the tasers. None of them got me. I was like, ooh! Ooh!
00:26:09It's when I discovered that I'm not an acrobat and busted my leg right on open.
00:26:15Did you get any stitches?
00:26:17I hurt my leg, too. I didn't make a big deal out of it.
00:26:20I wish y'all could see it. I'm missing half of my chin up here.
00:26:23Thankfully, you have another knee, so when you fall on the bottom, you have another knee.
00:26:29Well, if we had all that last night, imagine how the season is gonna be.
00:26:33That was a lot of effort.
00:26:35What are some of your guys' fears?
00:26:38Yeah, same. But they did mention fall. The word fall was used.
00:26:43My fears are having to drink a bucket of blood or some animal's intestines.
00:26:49My fears are thinking that I'm just the next submarine going down in the ocean.
00:26:56I am so terrified of going home first.
00:26:58And I'm gonna do everything in my power not to let that happen.
00:27:01So let me ask you, are y'all ready for this floor show?
00:27:05Yes, we are.
00:27:07I actually have very little experience in performing, so this will be interesting.
00:27:12I'm a little nervous, not going to lie. There are so many fierce competitors.
00:27:17I'm doing something kind of political, which I don't often do in my drag.
00:27:22But it's something that I feel both relates very much to our current times.
00:27:27Yeah, I can't wait to see what's political in the forest.
00:27:31I'm a little nervous because it's the first floor show.
00:27:33But, I mean, the stage is my home.
00:27:35So once I'm out there, I'm like, okay, let's get it. Let's get it.
00:27:39How did you feel when people came to you and was like, oh, I don't know what you're bringing.
00:27:43I don't know why you're here.
00:27:44I mean, last night I chose to give like a sexy, glamorous look because that's my drag persona.
00:27:50Like I said, I love to be underestimated and that's that.
00:27:53I said Fantasia should go home.
00:27:56I stick by my guns and what I said.
00:27:59I don't judge performers by the outfits they bring.
00:28:01I judge them by what they bring to the floor.
00:28:03And I've never seen you do more.
00:28:05You just have to sit back and watch, honey.
00:28:08I don't underestimate or doubt her any more than any other competitor.
00:28:12She was just wearing a white dress in the woods.
00:28:14Let's get to work, honey.
00:28:16Grab your shit, baby, and let's go.
00:28:20For Terror in the Woods, I'm inspired by the horror movie Shrooms.
00:28:29I think it was around from 2007.
00:28:31It was great.
00:28:32It had a plot twist and it was just an overall fun experience to watch.
00:28:35So I really wanted to recreate that but have an actual monster.
00:28:39Some materials I'm using are neoprene and I'm using wire around the hat to make it form the shape of, you know, the nipple.
00:28:50I am paying hummus to the fungus.
00:28:53Did this bitch really say hummus? Like the dip?
00:28:56I did.
00:28:59My inspiration is a forest ranger that is a figure of authority and works for the box.
00:29:06I decided for this look I'm going to have giant centipede arms.
00:29:11Using these floaty things that you use to impugn and fake leather to make it shiny.
00:29:20Because I like things horrifying but I like the touch of elegance.
00:29:25So I'm really confident about it.
00:29:27And you're going to love it.
00:29:30My look for this challenge is inspired by the dumb bimbos that die first in horror movies.
00:29:35But this one actually makes it to the end.
00:29:38I just want to have a dramatic death.
00:29:40I was sleeping next to a campfire and someone came in and started attacking me with my leftover marshmallows.
00:29:47And then I'm running through the woods trying to make it to safety.
00:29:51I think it's really important to bring a little humor to Dragula because not everything has to be white contacts and scary.
00:29:59So my inspiration for Terror in the Woods is the true terror that's coming at us through the backwoods of America right now.
00:30:05And that's the puritanical beliefs that still control our country today.
00:30:08So I am using actual mud that I dug up out of my backyard in Atlanta, Georgia.
00:30:15Mixed in with some cocoa to distress my costume and make it look like this guy rose from the grave.
00:30:21I'm stoked for this week's challenge.
00:30:23I'm really excited about this character I've created.
00:30:26I just hope that the story reads.
00:30:29For Floor Show, Terror in the Woods, I'm doing a traditional Chinese fox demon from ancient folklores.
00:30:37Right now I'm tangling her up with vines and moss to give her more wood forest elements.
00:30:43I always bring my culture in everything I do.
00:30:46My makeup, my styling, my costume, my fashion.
00:30:49I come from such a rich, beautiful culture and I have to represent it.
00:30:54I have to show the world how much I love where I come from.
00:30:59For Terror in the Woods this week, I'm fighting for my fucking life.
00:31:02Quite literally and in the look itself.
00:31:04I'm not particularly gruesome.
00:31:06I'm not spooky.
00:31:08But what I always will be is dumb as hell.
00:31:10So I thought, what would be the stupidest way to die?
00:31:13And that would be in the woods cooking s'mores and everything just sort of dumps on you.
00:31:18And now he's literally sizzling alive because of the stupid marshmallows.
00:31:29Floor Show Day!
00:31:31It's the Floor Show!
00:31:35Let's get ready, honey.
00:31:37It's the day of the Floor Show.
00:31:39It's a brand new day here in the laboratory with the monsters.
00:31:42And bitch, I'm ready to pay.
00:31:44Hummus to the fungus.
00:31:45Are y'all ready for today?
00:31:47I am.
00:31:49Floor Show, baby.
00:31:51I'm ready.
00:31:53I'm ready.
00:31:55I'm ready.
00:31:57And I am ready to hit that runway, baby.
00:32:00I'm so nervous. I just want to get to work. I want to get started.
00:32:03I can't wait for everybody and the judges to see what I have up my sleeves.
00:32:09Word around the lab is there's going to be two marshmallow looks.
00:32:13J.K., how do you feel about your marshmallow look?
00:32:15I think I'm really good at selling ice to an Eskimo.
00:32:18And that's what I'm going to give on the runway.
00:32:21I've seen them both working on their marshmallow looks.
00:32:24And I can guarantee that one marshmallow look is better than the other.
00:32:28I would like everyone to just get up out my grill.
00:32:32Yeah, J.K.'s not feeling really confident about their look,
00:32:35which I think confidence is like half the battle.
00:32:37It is not the greatest thing to ever hit the Floor Show,
00:32:40but I will look fucking cool.
00:32:42Now, looking around the room, I see a lot of crazy faces.
00:32:46So if we were to go on to the stage right now,
00:32:50who do y'all think would have the best mug?
00:32:52Yeah, that's a tear in the woods for real.
00:33:23Oh, no.
00:33:25Oh, my God!
00:33:27Attention, competitors.
00:33:29Attention, competitors.
00:33:31The Floor Show is about to begin.
00:33:34Please make your way to the main stage.
00:33:37Oh, my God!
00:33:52Oh, my God!
00:34:23Hello, uglies, and...
00:34:26Welcome to the Boulay Brothers Dragula new main stage.
00:34:31Tonight, we've asked our new cast of competitors
00:34:34to conceptualize and create new monster drag looks
00:34:37based on the theme, terror, and the woods.
00:34:40And we're going to do it right here.
00:34:42So, let's get started.
00:34:44So, we're going to start off with a drag look.
00:34:47We're going to start off with a drag look.
00:34:51Terror and the woods.
00:34:53From crafting to sewing to makeup artistry,
00:34:56hair design, and costume creation,
00:34:58these drag artists must use all of their artistic skills
00:35:01to create award-winning looks,
00:35:03but also present their new looks on the main stage
00:35:06with charisma, stage presence, and performance skills.
00:35:10To be a success in the world of drag,
00:35:12looks are only half the battle.
00:35:14So how our stars perform live may sometimes
00:35:17make the difference between life and death.
00:35:20Here to help us judge tonight's floor show
00:35:22is a filmmaker who knows everything there is to know
00:35:24about terror and timber.
00:35:26He's the director of Netflix hit shows
00:35:28The Haunting of Hill House, Midnight Mass,
00:35:30and The Haunting of Bly Manor.
00:35:32The dashing Mr. Mike Flanagan.
00:35:36Mike, darling, welcome to the show.
00:35:39Thank you so much. I am so happy to be here.
00:35:42I have come all the way from Hill House to be terrified.
00:35:45So, please, terrify me. Bring it on.
00:35:48And our next judge is no stranger to the woods herself.
00:35:52She's the star of Sleepaway Camp, Terrifier 2,
00:35:55and a horror icon in her own right,
00:35:57the beautiful Felisa Rose.
00:36:00Felisa, thank you for joining us again.
00:36:03Thank you so much for having me again.
00:36:05You know, it reminds me of my Camp Arawak days.
00:36:12Oh, that's our cue.
00:36:14Okay, without further ado, let's dim the lights.
00:36:18Start the music.
00:36:19And let the floor show begin.
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00:41:27What a way to start off a new season.
00:41:29We've already brought them out to the woods, terrorized them,
00:41:32and now they put on this amazing floor show.
00:41:34They are our official first squad of ghoul scouts.
00:41:38I love it.
00:41:40I think that we're going to have so much fun with this cast,
00:41:43and it's such an interesting mix of people.
00:41:46We have camp drag artists.
00:41:48We have very serious ones, very edgy ones.
00:41:52You know what I didn't expect from terror in the woods?
00:41:54What?
00:41:55How terrifying marshmallows can be.
00:41:57Apparently marshmallows are a big terror for people.
00:41:59Really scary stuff.
00:42:01Fear of heights, fear of public speaking.
00:42:03Marshmallows rammed up your ass, apparently, too.
00:42:06That's also a fear of some people.
00:42:08You know, one person I'm really excited about is Fantasia.
00:42:12She is an icon and a legendary performer,
00:42:15and I can't wait to see what she does here.
00:42:18I love her.
00:42:19I love her energy.
00:42:20It's infectious.
00:42:21It's everywhere.
00:42:22It's just as big as the stage.
00:42:23I love it.
00:42:24I'm so excited that Anaphylactic is here from the U.K.
00:42:27Of course I am, too, but I'm wondering where Anna's head is.
00:42:31She's been quiet.
00:42:32Is she just feeling out the playing field?
00:42:35Is she scared?
00:42:36We will find out.
00:42:37Maybe she's just focused on the competition.
00:42:39I don't know.
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Or she's getting overshadowed by the obnoxious Americans.
00:42:43Well, that's probably true.
00:42:46I'm also excited to see Orgotic, because this is the type of artist
00:42:49that we haven't seen on the Dragula stage in a long time, if ever.
00:42:53I am so excited to see more of what they bring.
00:42:56I think that look was like an invitation into a very strange, weird world,
00:43:01and it's a world I want to visit.
00:43:03I want to go back over and over.
00:43:05Absolutely.
00:43:06I have had one of my eyes on Orgotic for quite a long time.
00:43:10The crooked one?
00:43:11Very excited.
00:43:13You're about to get your own crooked one.
00:43:18I want to talk about our drag kings, because it is an underrepresented
00:43:21and under-celebrated aspect of drag,
00:43:24and I really hope there's a little friendly competition
00:43:26between the two of them.
00:43:27Their energy is so different.
00:43:29Throb is very punk, at least from what we know of them so far.
00:43:32So far.
00:43:33And Jarvis is such a fully formed character.
00:43:36So perfect for Dragula.
00:43:37I'm excited.
00:43:38I'm excited.
00:43:39What a little weirdo.
00:43:40I know, totally.
00:43:41That's why they fit in perfectly here.
00:43:43So let's talk about Neo, another international performer we have here.
00:43:46Love them.
00:43:47Very excited.
00:43:48Yes, I love her.
00:43:49When I sort of saw her pop up out of the woods, I was like,
00:43:51I kind of took my breath away a little bit.
00:43:54I agree.
00:43:55Let's talk about Blackberry.
00:43:57I loved everything about it.
00:43:59She did not overthink the challenge.
00:44:01We said, terror in the woods, and she's like, where?
00:44:05And she brought it.
00:44:06Yep.
00:44:07Someone that I think didn't bring it, surprisingly,
00:44:10as hard as I thought they might, was Jarvis.
00:44:13I was confused.
00:44:14Is this a pilgrim, a Puritan?
00:44:16Is it the Mayflower?
00:44:18I didn't get it, and I just couldn't.
00:44:20It's an Asperagi beach party challenge, but you show up as an anglerfish.
00:44:24It's confusing.
00:44:27Ha ha ha!
00:44:31Anyways.
00:44:33All right.
00:44:34It's been almost a year, and I'm so excited to judge people.
00:44:37So let's get started.
00:44:39Ha ha ha!
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00:44:56Before we begin, I want to remind you that we are not here to judge your drag.
00:45:00Drag is art, and art is subjective.
00:45:03What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition
00:45:07and the challenges that we've put before you.
00:45:09You are all incredible artists,
00:45:12but we are looking to transform one of you into our next drag supermonster.
00:45:17So each week, we and our esteemed panel of judges
00:45:21are going to give you feedback on your floor shows
00:45:23and our advice on how we feel you can evolve, grow,
00:45:26and take your art to the next level.
00:45:28So if you intend on winning this competition,
00:45:31you had better listen carefully.
00:45:34Now,
00:45:36Anna,
00:45:38Fantasia,
00:45:41Cynthia Doll,
00:45:43Throb Zombie,
00:45:46and Jarvis,
00:45:49please slither forward.
00:45:53You five are safe and may leave the stage.
00:45:57Please head to the cauldron where you can relax,
00:46:00indulge in gallons of served vodka,
00:46:02and await your next challenge.
00:46:04I was pretty mad at myself by the end of the floor show,
00:46:07so I'm really grateful to be safe.
00:46:09And, uh, yeah.
00:46:11Those of you remaining have earned the highest and lowest scores
00:46:15in this week's challenge.
00:46:16We're going to go down the line and give you some feedback
00:46:18on what we think worked and what didn't.
00:46:21Let's start with Orgotic.
00:46:24Well, the first thing I noticed looking at you
00:46:26was obviously your arms.
00:46:28And I could really see this as a character
00:46:30just terrifying people in, like, a dead-by-daylight situation.
00:46:33Historically, masks and club kid boots
00:46:36can be almost suicidal on the show,
00:46:38but you pulled it off.
00:46:39Thanks.
00:46:40I love the character.
00:46:42It's certainly intriguing.
00:46:43I just question a little bit about the woods,
00:46:47terror in the woods.
00:46:48All right.
00:46:49But I'm definitely blown away by your talent.
00:46:52I like that you used these metallic elements
00:46:54that you would not typically think of
00:46:56when you think of the woods.
00:46:57I like the kind of story you're telling.
00:46:58I don't totally know what it is, but I like it,
00:47:01and I want to know more about it.
00:47:02Thanks.
00:47:03What I got from this is the insect world.
00:47:05And I do think a lot of people think about
00:47:08and fear insects when they think about being outdoors.
00:47:11I felt like this look was an invitation
00:47:14into a very singular, strange world.
00:47:17I enjoyed every minute of it.
00:47:19Oh!
00:47:20I don't see what's so horrific about, like,
00:47:22a freshly cleaned garment.
00:47:24There's nothing terrifying about a freshly pressed coat.
00:47:27Moving on to Blackberry.
00:47:29You are sexy.
00:47:32Thank you.
00:47:33You are as hot as those marshmallows.
00:47:35I love your look.
00:47:38I feel very inspired.
00:47:39There's something that's really taking me in
00:47:42with your look.
00:47:43Thank you.
00:47:44Blackberry, the look is fun.
00:47:45Everything about it says, camp, camp, camp.
00:47:48And then when you turned around,
00:47:50and I saw that your wig was built around the pillow,
00:47:52I was completely sold.
00:47:53I think you did a great job.
00:47:55This is Terror in the Woods.
00:47:57I love it.
00:47:58It's like a campy horror movie.
00:47:59And I like that you brought your style of drag
00:48:02to the challenge.
00:48:04Job well done.
00:48:05I think in general,
00:48:06you have a really creative use of material.
00:48:08I think it's unfortunate
00:48:09you struggled a little bit with the skewers.
00:48:11Usually in a horror movie,
00:48:12they're trying to find some car to take them to safety.
00:48:15That was my thought process.
00:48:16I was stumbling around trying to get help.
00:48:19I wish I got that as the viewer.
00:48:21It confused me more than anything.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24Don't do that again.
00:48:25I'm kidding.
00:48:27I'll be damned Blackberry pulled it off.
00:48:29It was great,
00:48:30and I'm not going to take that away from her.
00:48:32Let's talk about Satana.
00:48:34I think your makeup is exceptional.
00:48:36I love the artistry,
00:48:38but the look kind of fell flat for me.
00:48:41Where I struggled was that
00:48:44I was trying to find something to be scared of,
00:48:47trying to find something that gave me the terror
00:48:49part of the terror in the woods.
00:48:51You're sexy.
00:48:52You're sexy, and I'm excited to see what you bring.
00:48:55I think, too, I was missing the horror from the look.
00:48:58This is the first episode,
00:48:59so this is your chance to bring it your best.
00:49:02I don't think this is your best, personally.
00:49:05I think you have more than this.
00:49:07You're comfortable kind of delivering a sexy serve,
00:49:10which I live for,
00:49:11but it just wasn't right for this challenge.
00:49:14I think it was kind of cute,
00:49:15and the dress is a little prom-ish,
00:49:17which is not necessarily the right thing
00:49:19for a challenge like this.
00:49:21Am I terrified of Satana's look?
00:49:25No.
00:49:26I should have put more horror and more terror in my look
00:49:29instead of trying to be a country fairy, period.
00:49:33Let's talk about Onyx.
00:49:36Your puppet is fantastic.
00:49:38I think you look great.
00:49:39As a fit for this challenge,
00:49:41it doesn't quite resonate with me.
00:49:43I would like to hear a little bit
00:49:45about the back story, perhaps.
00:49:47The story about my character is a beautiful woman
00:49:50who was cursed by a witch
00:49:52because she was a little too beautiful,
00:49:54and so she was banished to the woods for all eternity
00:49:58in order to feed her twin,
00:50:00any unfortunate individual,
00:50:04mostly men.
00:50:05I don't get it.
00:50:06You shouldn't need a degree to understand a dragon look.
00:50:10Love the puppet, though.
00:50:11I wish maybe I was able to sort of get that from the look,
00:50:16but you look fantastic.
00:50:17You look beautiful.
00:50:19I love looking at you.
00:50:21The silhouette and the big shoulders,
00:50:23the reveal, the skirt.
00:50:25I mean, it's fashionable.
00:50:26I would never have known this was a woodland challenge.
00:50:30I was lost in the woods.
00:50:31I definitely wasn't scared in the woods.
00:50:33And as far as meeting a challenge
00:50:35that was themed terror in the woods,
00:50:37this fell very short.
00:50:39And for our competition, branding is important.
00:50:42Who is Onyx?
00:50:43A challenge like this is your first opportunity
00:50:47to show us who you are.
00:50:49Going forward, how can you infuse your drag
00:50:53in one solid way into your look
00:50:55so that we know who you are?
00:50:57The story may have been a little too much.
00:51:01I blame the puppet.
00:51:03Next, we have Neo Hulu.
00:51:05Hello.
00:51:06I absolutely love this look.
00:51:08I was really, really floored.
00:51:11I love the severed head on top of the carousel.
00:51:14I love this fantastic woodland creature,
00:51:17this fox that you've created.
00:51:18For me, this is the caliber that I want to see
00:51:22when I think about Dragula.
00:51:23Thank you.
00:51:24This look has you written all over it,
00:51:26and I commend you for that.
00:51:27I really want you to use your references.
00:51:30I know you mentioned before that you're new to performing,
00:51:33so I was impressed with the way you carried yourself
00:51:36on stage.
00:51:37You did a good job.
00:51:38This look has so much of everything that I love.
00:51:40It was fear and fantasy and glam and gore.
00:51:44I just loved everything about it.
00:51:46I have three words for you.
00:51:48Whole.
00:51:49Nother.
00:51:50Level.
00:51:52You are beautiful.
00:51:54Everything about you tonight was simply amazing,
00:51:58and I bought it.
00:52:00Neo was beautiful.
00:52:02Her look is so well put together,
00:52:05and she's stunning.
00:52:07Let's talk about J.K.
00:52:10J.K., while I love it because it's a camper,
00:52:14it felt like the costume was store-bought,
00:52:18and that, to me, kind of fell flat.
00:52:20I thought the performance was fun.
00:52:22I thought the concept was probably, like,
00:52:24the strongest thing about what you chose to do
00:52:26for Terror in the Woods.
00:52:27I would have liked to see a little more refinement
00:52:30in the execution.
00:52:32I really like your energy.
00:52:35I think you bring something really different to the stage.
00:52:39I like that you had gags.
00:52:40You know, the marshmallows pulling off of you was cool.
00:52:43The problem I might have was that you did buy things
00:52:47that were sort of store-bought,
00:52:48and sometimes that can verge a little on Halloween.
00:52:51Thank you. Amazon subscription canceled.
00:52:53We're done with it.
00:52:54No more.
00:52:55There's this fine line we all have to dance
00:52:57when you work in horror,
00:52:58where you straddle this line between horror and comedy.
00:53:00It's a tough tightrope,
00:53:01because the two are actually very similar things.
00:53:03For me, I felt the needle swinging
00:53:05just a little bit more to comedy,
00:53:07so it didn't really work for me for this challenge.
00:53:11I'm confused by J.K.'s look.
00:53:14It doesn't make me feel any good.
00:53:17I executed my look exactly as I planned to.
00:53:21I just should have planned for it to be better.
00:53:25Orgotic,
00:53:27Neo Hulu and Blackberry.
00:53:30You three have scored the highest this week.
00:53:34But only one of you can snatch the first win of the season,
00:53:38and that drag monster is...
00:53:44Neo Hulu.
00:53:46Neo Hulu, congratulations on winning
00:53:48the first challenge of the season.
00:53:51Hell yeah.
00:53:52You three may leave the stage and head to the cauldron.
00:53:55Yay!
00:53:56I'm feeling so happy right now.
00:53:58This feels like a dream.
00:54:00I can't believe I win the first challenge.
00:54:03I mean, well-deserved.
00:54:08Satana, Onyx on Dicks and J.K.,
00:54:13that means you three have scored the lowest this week.
00:54:18J.K.,
00:54:21you are up for extermination.
00:54:26Satana,
00:54:30you are also up for extermination.
00:54:38Onyx on Dicks,
00:54:42you are safe.
00:54:45You may leave the stage.
00:54:47Boy, that was traumatic.
00:54:52That was a lot.
00:54:57J.K. and Satana,
00:54:59you literally climbed a mountain through the woods to be here,
00:55:02but as they say, what goes up must come down.
00:55:09And tonight, you will both be going down
00:55:13at a speed of 100 miles an hour, to be exact.
00:55:20In order to prove to us that you are actually
00:55:22about enough bitch to stay in this competition,
00:55:25you must face your fears and hike five miles in drag at night
00:55:29to the top of the infamous and abandoned Bridge to Nowhere.
00:55:38Once atop the bridge, you will bungee jump
00:55:40120 delicious feet below into total darkness.
00:55:48Good luck, uglies, and remember,
00:55:50one of you may be gone tomorrow, but never forgotten.
00:55:56LAUGHTER
00:56:18It was a surprise to me that I was in the bottom,
00:56:21but I thought I was going to be safe at least.
00:56:24Satana, J.K., and I were in the bottom three,
00:56:29and I was safe by the skin of my teeth,
00:56:33and J.K. and Satana are up for extermination.
00:56:39I'm honestly so devastated that I'm in the bottom.
00:56:42I was truly blindsided, especially after all that shit I talked at the campfire.
00:56:46I did not think I was going to be put in the bottom two.
00:56:48I honestly am super confused.
00:56:51I don't think that my look warranted being in the bottom two.
00:56:55I think the judges' critiques were more so that I wasn't scary enough.
00:57:00I mean, terror was in the name.
00:57:02This was my idea of how I would present as a fairy in the woods.
00:57:06But they did say that they at least saw horror in mine.
00:57:09I think that my outfit definitely trumps yours.
00:57:12Satana, you are gorgeous, but without the contacts,
00:57:17it is kind of just gorgeous fairy, which makes two of us.
00:57:22Shut the fuck up.
00:57:24Regardless, I'm not fucking going home.
00:57:27I fell into the bottom two by chance.
00:57:29I'm going to do the bungee jumping thing.
00:57:31What's scarier for me is not coming back into the competition.
00:57:34Hold on, y'all are bungee jumping?
00:57:37J.K.'s leg injury could not come at a worse time.
00:57:41I think they're going to need a few more stitches after this one.
00:57:44I'm coming back.
00:57:45You are so funny when you say things like that.
00:57:47I mean, if you look at our costumes, if we stand side by side.
00:57:50If we look at these costumes, the way you're walking in these heels all day
00:57:53tells me that you're not going to make it those five miles.
00:57:55Because I'm saving it for the runway where I can stomp the runway.
00:57:58Well, now we're on a trail.
00:57:59That's a lot to say. You took two steps in the competition.
00:58:01You fell over and got hurt.
00:58:03I will not have my entire Dragula experience be
00:58:06busting my ass, pulling marshmallow out of my ass, and then going home.
00:58:10Well, it's going to be.
00:58:11I know that this is not the best.
00:58:13I know I ordered shit on Amazon and was like, this will do.
00:58:16This will be fine.
00:58:17So are you surprised that you're in the bottom?
00:58:19Honestly, no.
00:58:20I put this together thinking, it's episode one.
00:58:22I have a lot of great things.
00:58:23I'll at least be safe.
00:58:25I just know I have to go into this and show more of who J.K. is.
00:58:30Because they loved the J.K. experience.
00:58:32Did they?
00:58:33I think some of us might be a little offended
00:58:35at the idea of phoning in the first challenge
00:58:38or really any of the challenges.
00:58:40We're all pushing it really hard.
00:58:41Why do you think you should stay if you buy your stuff off Amazon?
00:58:44Like, your look is very amateur.
00:58:46That's very fun of you to say, Miss Mushroom.
00:58:48I've never tried shrooms, and now that I've seen this, I never want to.
00:58:51Baby, look at the cardboard on the side of that buck-ass cookie.
00:58:55You want to come for my look?
00:58:57You told me that my look was one of your favorites of the night back there.
00:59:01So I don't know why you're coming for me now.
00:59:03I didn't want to kick you while you were down, but I guess J.K. girl.
00:59:06My shit is different, and it deserves to be seen.
00:59:09Well, you had your chance.
00:59:11This is just, like, a little road bump, but, like,
00:59:13and I'll fucking do the bungee jumping thing.
00:59:15I'll do it twice. I'll do it three times.
00:59:17I'll do it four.
00:59:18Well, I'll do it five.
00:59:19I'll do it six.
00:59:20I'll do it eight.
00:59:21And I'll do it 11.
00:59:22Like I said, the fear of leaving this competition first
00:59:25is exponentially higher than fucking bungee jumping.
00:59:35The extermination is we have to hike five miles in drag,
00:59:38get to the top of the bridge, and bungee jump off.
00:59:42Me and Satana, in full drag,
00:59:44start just hoofing it up this trail,
00:59:46and at first we're like, oh, this is cute.
00:59:48It's a little path. We can do this.
00:59:51No.
00:59:52We hit cliff sides. We hit rocks.
00:59:54We hit loose rocks. We hit gravel.
00:59:59And then...
01:00:02we have to wade through river after river after river.
01:00:08It's freezing cold. I'm in my fairy dress.
01:00:10I'm in a wig, and I am soaking wet.
01:00:18Five miles later, we finally get to the bridge,
01:00:20and by this point, it is pitch blackout.
01:00:26I think that's the bridge.
01:00:39There's no way.
01:00:41There's no way. There's no way.
01:00:44Wait, we gotta jump from there?
01:00:47All I can think about is getting to the top of that bridge,
01:00:49seeing this 150-foot drop.
01:00:52We try to look over the railing,
01:00:54and bungee jumping during the day is already terrifying.
01:00:57Bungee jumping at night, I don't know where the ground is.
01:01:00It's fucked up.
01:01:02I'm coming back no matter what.
01:01:04I'm scared as fuck, but I'm gonna go ahead
01:01:06and push through that fear because I'm not going home.
01:01:09JK's going home. Duh!
01:01:37Five, four, three, two, one.
01:01:55Yes!
01:01:57Oh, I'm not going fucking home.
01:02:00I'm not going home, bullies.
01:02:03I'm not going home, bullies.
01:02:05I'll always miss you, Satana.
01:02:09I'm scared, but, like, I'm gonna push through
01:02:13because it's scarier to not come back to this competition
01:02:16that I worked so hard and prepared for.
01:02:21Five, four, three, two, one.
01:02:34Ah!
01:02:43I'm so glad I jumped off that bridge.
01:02:45Not many other people in this cast could do that.
01:02:47Not many people anywhere could do that.
01:02:49I feel a new fire bubbling within,
01:02:51and I'm ready to let these bitches have it.
01:03:03Oh, shit.
01:03:33Oh, shit.
01:04:03Oh, shit.
01:04:14Ah!