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00:00:00Count and others feel that peace begins with appeasement.
00:00:03This mage would likely be returned to his brutal kin.
00:00:07He can serve a better purpose.
00:00:09I want him free.
00:00:11He must be guided from the city without alerting his people, or being seen in my care.
00:00:19I've had dealings with the Qunari leader.
00:00:21He'd want to know of this.
00:00:23You have dealt with their leader?
00:00:26If you have interacted with Qunari, you know how they treat those who leave their heathen
00:00:30order.
00:00:31The Arishok would doom this poor creature, but knowing them is useful.
00:00:38If they challenged you, attacking an ally would only confirm their barbarism.
00:00:43You are still right for the task.
00:00:46I got her, I know what I'm going to draw now.
00:00:53I can get him out of Kirkwall.
00:00:54What are you going to draw?
00:00:56Well, two things.
00:00:57One, I'm going to draw a new Stalfrost Warriors poster, and two, I'm going to draw the squad
00:01:04of some dogs from the Dark Island.
00:01:06A squad like us?
00:01:09Yeah.
00:01:10Aww.
00:01:11So, I know you like a mutt, right?
00:01:19Yes.
00:01:23Any particular colour in mind?
00:01:25I don't know.
00:01:29I like mutts because that's what I am in real life.
00:01:32Aww.
00:01:45I must be carrying what her favourite is.
00:01:53Oh, she's at work, isn't she?
00:01:54I'll wait until she's um...
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57Oh, she'll probably message me and then I'll drop her in.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:23Ah, come on.
00:02:32Oh god, no.
00:02:34Stop attacking Bethany.
00:02:53No.
00:03:10Ho ho ho ho.
00:03:12He's not very helpful, is he?
00:03:15The popularity of Baldur's Gate 3 has gotten me inspired to play older RPGs that don't
00:03:20suck.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:52Uh, I don't think it likes you threatening its master.
00:03:55Maybe we let this one pass.
00:04:01Do everyone a favour and listen to your friend.
00:04:04Unless you lot make a holiday of the last free place at Kirkwall, tax it up like even
00:04:09Lowtown.
00:04:10Put it in private chat as well.
00:04:12I'll set you up and save the biggest piece for your pet.
00:04:16Oh, I also want to join you guys as pet champions as well.
00:04:46Oh, that's gonna hurt.
00:04:52The danger has passed, Catojan.
00:04:54Calm yourself.
00:05:02Keep control.
00:05:03And remember who is on your side.
00:05:07Of course.
00:05:08I expected no different.
00:05:16A rusty metal spoon?
00:05:22Someone will buy this!
00:05:25There is no spoon.
00:05:28Hmm.
00:05:43For a two person level this game looks really good.
00:05:53Oh, okay.
00:05:55Right, chocolate lab.
00:05:56Alright, do that.
00:06:27If there was a trail, I didn't leave it.
00:06:29Yet you are here with Sarabas.
00:06:31The crime is his freedom, his leash held by unknowing Basra.
00:06:36We will not allow that danger to continue.
00:06:39Let your own mages doom you.
00:06:41Sarabas will be properly confined.
00:06:43Oh, we're gonna ask Ren as well.
00:06:46Um, Ren, what is your favourite dog breed?
00:06:49If you have a favourite.
00:06:51The Cune.
00:06:55He has only followed you because he wants to be led.
00:06:58He has allowed no other purpose.
00:07:07He is bound and abused and you want him caged.
00:07:10Why?
00:07:12The power that he has, that all Sarabas have, draws from chaos and demons.
00:07:17They can never be in control.
00:07:20So you fear them?
00:07:22Like so many others.
00:07:24We leash Sarabas because they are dangerous and contagious.
00:07:29Not even your Templars fully grasp that.
00:07:31Great Dane, okay.
00:07:35Is a mage like Bethany so threatening?
00:07:38I don't see it.
00:07:39I'd hope not, sister.
00:07:41Any particular colour?
00:07:43Like tan or black or white?
00:07:45Are of the same womb?
00:07:48Vashj'dan!
00:07:49Nayra, Setar, Karasam!
00:07:52You spew your words at me like a demon trying to poison my control.
00:07:56Like this mage, the Cune requires your death.
00:08:00But we're no threat to each other.
00:08:02Bah, Sarabas, you will be no threat to any.
00:08:07Well, I can make you a spotted and broke Great Dane.
00:08:18Well...
00:08:23Just another day of Hawks daily life of killing things that threaten mages.
00:08:48I can't keep this up.
00:09:14Can you stand?
00:09:18Yes.
00:09:31I am...
00:09:34Unbound.
00:09:36Odd.
00:09:38Wrong.
00:09:40But you deserve honour.
00:09:43You are now Basvarod.
00:09:47Worthy of following.
00:09:49I thank your intent.
00:09:52Even if it was...
00:09:54Wrong.
00:09:56I know the will of Arvarad.
00:10:00I must return as demanded.
00:10:04It is the wisdom of the Cune.
00:10:11So after all this, now you want to die?
00:10:17I do not want to die.
00:10:20I want to live by the Cune.
00:10:24Which means dying?
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:27Is that hard to grasp?
00:10:35Could you have returned if I had let these others live?
00:10:38No.
00:10:39You were doomed from the start.
00:10:41From friends.
00:10:44I am my keratom.
00:10:46I may be corrupted.
00:10:48I cannot know.
00:10:50How I return is my choice.
00:10:54It must be.
00:10:56But that does not mean there is no meaning.
00:11:01Can't really brainwash their own people that strongly.
00:11:03I'm not sure it's brainwashing, really.
00:11:06I mean, if you...
00:11:08Like, let's be honest.
00:11:10When you grow up in a culture, it affects the way you think.
00:11:19Arvarad couldn't kill me.
00:11:21Perhaps he was wrong about your death, too.
00:11:23Losing to you does not make him wrong.
00:11:27He spoke the Cune.
00:11:29I have chosen.
00:11:31It is bred in the bone.
00:11:33Existing is not a choice.
00:11:36It is the only choice.
00:11:39Asith Tal Ebb.
00:11:41It is to be.
00:11:44My job ended when we exited the city.
00:11:47The rest is up to you.
00:11:49You know of certainty and borders.
00:11:52You are closer to the Qunari than you admit.
00:11:56Your role would change little if you accepted the Cune.
00:12:01Take this secret thing, Basvarad.
00:12:05Remember this day.
00:12:28But the creature was free.
00:12:31She may not have known about this,
00:12:33but clearly Patrice set a trail right to us.
00:12:36Why arrange this only to subvert it?
00:12:39I need answers.
00:12:45I wonder if mother has received an audience with the Viscount yet.
00:13:03Hmph. Poor guy.
00:13:06These streets should be safe at night. Care to help out with that?
00:13:33Hmph.
00:13:39Leave nothing. It must be clean, with no ties. It...
00:13:43Well, my helpful associate from the streets.
00:13:47You took the Qunari from the city? Without incident?
00:13:51You know what we faced.
00:13:53Mind your tongue, Ferelden.
00:13:55Please, do speak your mind.
00:14:00The bodies of the mages Karitam led right to us.
00:14:05Why?
00:14:06You come back speaking their language and think to lecture me?
00:14:11If such a plot existed,
00:14:13if the Qunari had murdered you for trying to help their slave mage,
00:14:18then yes, someone might have found that useful.
00:14:21It would have cast doubt on appeasement.
00:14:24Perhaps your death would have been a tragic necessity.
00:14:27Perhaps finding the mage was a rushed opportunity,
00:14:30but all we have now are dead Qunari and the word of a sympathizer.
00:14:35You risked my life.
00:14:37Perhaps I should return the favor.
00:14:39No doubt you would prove a challenge for my guard,
00:14:42but I will not offer the chance today.
00:14:45Violence here serves no purpose.
00:14:47I accept the grim necessities of standing in the Maker's name,
00:14:51but I will not waste his gifts.
00:14:54You did better than you were asked.
00:14:57We will honor that arrangement.
00:14:59We will have nothing more to do with each other.
00:15:02I won't forget this, sister.
00:15:04Take your coin. Disappear back into Lowtown.
00:15:08Rest assured, I will not make the mistake of looking for help outside the faithful again.
00:15:14The stakes, eternity, are just too high.
00:15:21She'll be trouble.
00:15:27Well, the important part is I now have enough coin for the Deep Roads.
00:15:45Time to go on an expedition! Time to go on an expedition! Time to go on an expedition!
00:15:52There we will all die.
00:15:55Where most of us will die.
00:16:05Where most of us will die! Where most of us will die!
00:16:08Where most of us will die.
00:16:10Time to go on an expedition!
00:16:13Where most of us will die.
00:16:16Where we will surely die.
00:16:18Well we will surely die.
00:16:25Hey does anyone want to go on a Deathwish, I mean expedition?
00:17:12Robotic guardians at the back, they look a bit like metallic snorlaxes.
00:17:43I always love that detail when, oh sorry.
00:17:49I love that little detail of characters' beards like that and they're so long you can actually plait them into little braids.
00:18:12Cool, that's an actual place in Britain.
00:18:41I take back everything I said about your blighted family, you were right, you were the best we ever had.
00:18:47If you're looking for honest work and good coin, come see me in Lowtown, I can keep you busy for a while.
00:18:51Yeah, I've met before and I know you to be a person of good character and unusual ability.
00:19:01Indulge me in a meeting outside the city, for I require your aid in a delicate task.
00:19:06As a token of good faith, I have enclosed a modest sum.
00:19:09Oh!
00:19:11If you do not, the lives of many innocents may be on my hands.
00:19:18I think I know what this is about, and we're going to go do that immediately.
00:19:22I think it's about freeing a mage from the Chantry.
00:19:26Oh!
00:19:36We have a religious misogyny.
00:19:56A dragon running through?
00:20:27Yes!
00:20:30It's time to bully the enemy!
00:20:40Chantry, I'd like to bring out my inner Sylvanas.
00:20:43Sylvanas?
00:20:53I read that comic you sent me, it's funny.
00:20:59What was it?
00:21:02Uh, cavemen bringing in a wolf.
00:21:05And it says in Russian, okay, you may domesticate him, but only if he's hypoallergenic.
00:21:09Hehe!
00:21:39I'll speak to the group.
00:21:41Convince them to surrender peacefully before my fellow Templars arrive.
00:21:46If you've got this many mages escaping, you Templars aren't too good for jobs.
00:21:51They were not our charges.
00:21:53They were en route to Kirkwall from Starkhaven when they escaped.
00:21:57These mages have shown they attack Templars on sight.
00:22:01You have a better chance than I to convince them they are better off alive in the Circle than free and dead.
00:22:07Sir Karas hunts them as well.
00:22:09If they have not surrendered by the time he arrives, this will be a bloodbath.
00:22:14Oh, that's Overseer Harkon!
00:22:32Whoa, wait, no, I'm friendly, what the fuck?
00:22:38Oh, I see.
00:22:41I deny you.
00:22:50Here, have at you!
00:22:52What the fuck?
00:23:08Is this blood magic?
00:23:10Only one way out for these mages now.
00:23:22Face me! I stand for all of us!
00:23:26You are not enough!
00:23:52Take this!
00:24:06What do you worry about?
00:24:08Make a blessing.
00:24:10I thought I was going to die down here in this...
00:24:12The moment passed.
00:24:14Are you with the Templars?
00:24:16Please, I need to go back to the Circle.
00:24:19I never wanted to get involved in this.
00:24:21Not when he started making those... those things!
00:24:26Who is he?
00:24:28Decimus. It was his decision.
00:24:30He kept saying the Templars would label us blood mages if we fled.
00:24:34Why not use it if it's our best tool?
00:24:36He slit his wrist and the magic...
00:24:38It rose from the blood and woke the skeletons in the cave.
00:24:41I ran.
00:24:43Decimus is wrong.
00:24:45Blood magic is a work of evil, not just a power the Templars keep from us for spite.
00:24:52I'm sorry.
00:25:06The Templar Thrask is waiting outside.
00:25:08Surrender to him and you won't be hurt.
00:25:11I surrender.
00:25:13Take me to the Templars. I don't want anything to do with this...
00:25:16blood magic.
00:25:18The rest of them, they're still following Decimus.
00:25:20He's gone mad.
00:25:22I think he'd kill us all just to take the Templars down.
00:25:50I know they say Templars or something, but I constantly hear ten plus.
00:25:53Ten plus?
00:25:55Oh, shit!
00:26:21They're here.
00:26:22The Templars have come to take us back to the Circle.
00:26:25Decimus, no.
00:26:27Stay your hand.
00:26:28These are no Templars.
00:26:30What do I care what shield they carry?
00:26:32If they challenge us, the dead themselves will meet the call.
00:26:40Come on, Decimus, we gotta talk this out.
00:26:51How about you?
00:27:04I'll deal with it.
00:27:21You killed him.
00:27:23Oh, Decimus.
00:27:25You should have listened to me.
00:27:27You, you are one of us.
00:27:30But you wear no mark of the Circle.
00:27:32How is it you side against your own?
00:27:35That man was a blood mage.
00:27:37I don't have to be part of the Circle to know that is wrong.
00:27:40Decimus gave us the courage to face the Templars.
00:27:44Without him, we would be prisoners still.
00:27:47Without him, we would be prisoners still.
00:27:53He obviously meant a lot to you.
00:27:55He was our future.
00:27:57Until he came, we never thought to fight back.
00:28:01I told Decimus he was going too far.
00:28:04But he said it was the only way to protect us.
00:28:07To protect me.
00:28:08She won't admit it, but it's obvious she's just as corrupted.
00:28:12I swear to you, I have had no truck with demons.
00:28:16Please.
00:28:17We only want our freedom.
00:28:19Without your help, the Templars will execute us all for Decimus' crimes.
00:28:27If you're not in the Circle, how do you intend to live?
00:28:30I hear there are places outside the Free Marches where the Templars are not so vigilant.
00:28:36What do you ask of me?
00:28:38There is a Templar who followed us.
00:28:40You must have met him when you entered.
00:28:42Kill him, and we can get clear of Kirkwall before the Templars send more men.
00:28:47I would not see these mages killed.
00:28:50But if we start murdering Templars, we'll draw their fury down on us.
00:28:55They would have us kill a man for doing the just work of a Templar.
00:28:59Will you buy us time to flee Kirkwall?
00:29:05I will do what I can to help, but not at the cost of Thrask's life.
00:29:09If you will not kill him, then you must convince him you killed us.
00:29:15That is our only hope.
00:29:17But I spent two weeks traveling with these Templars.
00:29:20They strike first and think after.
00:29:23They are far easier to kill than to fool.
00:29:30Pardon me while I loot your friend's body.
00:29:34I reclaimed stolen- I reclaimed property.
00:29:38You're a thief.
00:29:43Pardon me while I loot this body, looks up at Aveline.
00:29:46I mean reclaim the- reclaim stolen property in the name of the guards, clearly.
00:29:53That was my favorite bit in Prince of Persia 2008, where um
00:29:57when Elika finds out that the Prince was a thief and robs tombs,
00:30:04she goes, oh my god, you're a thief!
00:30:06And then he says, I reclaimed stolen property, you're a thief!
00:30:14And then he says, well, there's something they can do about the money,
00:30:18because they're, you know, dead.
00:30:24Oh, the banter in that game was so good.
00:30:28Hehe.
00:30:32I think it's time for me to bounce, it was genuinely lovely being here, thanks for having me.
00:30:35Okay, thanks for joining, Wren.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:38You are a bright spot on an overcast day.
00:30:43Definitely.
00:30:44Bye.
00:30:45Bye, Wren.
00:30:47Love you, Wren.
00:30:58I'm gonna catch the last of them.
00:31:06He'll- he'll do.
00:31:10Ah.
00:31:12He's lovely.
00:31:15He is.
00:31:16He is.
00:31:46You've always been soft on the robes, Thrask.
00:31:49Makes me wonder if these demon worshippers haven't gotten their fingers into your mind.
00:31:54Men, search the caverns and keep these interlopers under guard until we see what's in there.
00:32:00Tell your men to stand down.
00:32:03Show these fools what happens when you interfere with a Templar's investigation.
00:32:10Okay!
00:32:12Can't wait to kick your-
00:32:13Well, you know, hey, I'm gonna try and do this through non-violent means.
00:32:16Well, that didn't work. Everyone- well, that didn't work.
00:32:18Cut him to ribbons, boys!
00:32:23Cerys has a new one!
00:32:29It's like, well, I tried. Rattle him, boys!
00:32:35Get him, boys!
00:32:43You'll go through me before anyone else does.
00:32:48I'm gonna do this through non-violent means, Templar.
00:32:51Alright, bitch!
00:32:52Time to cut a whore!
00:32:56Oh, hey! Thrask is killing his own guys!
00:33:11I tried.
00:33:13My goodness, that was exciting.
00:33:16By the grace of the Maker, they're dead.
00:33:18Sorry, for a minute there, I thought I heard, like, a Mackay voice in there, and I was like,
00:33:22Park! Is that Mackay I hear?
00:33:25Sir, it has gone too far.
00:33:30Your people should leave. Others will come looking for them soon.
00:33:34Why are you still here, sir?
00:33:36Why did you not fight alongside your fellows?
00:33:39I... I would not join my name to the lives of Karras.
00:33:44But I cannot support blood magic, either.
00:33:47I suppose my side has been picked.
00:33:50I will tell the other Templars you killed Karras and I came upon the bodies.
00:33:55I will give a false trail to follow.
00:33:58Thank you. And thank you.
00:34:01Please accept this as the only reward I can offer.
00:34:04I dare not carry a staff with the mark of Starkhaven on it now.
00:34:07This has been more than I expected. We must away.
00:34:11As must we. Come, Alonne.
00:34:14I'm sorry you were the only one I could save.
00:34:37Ooh.
00:34:46Okay, you have.
00:34:50Oh, you shouldn't have. No, gimme gimme gimme.
00:35:07Once word gets out about these places, they tend to-
00:35:09Are you done?
00:35:10And there it is.
00:35:11Well, at least your vehicles are protected. Let's hit the road.
00:35:15Hey, fam. I am just at this beautiful lake that I just discovered.
00:35:19Practicing gratitude, manifesting abundance.
00:35:31Hey, it's-a-ma-quesadilla!
00:35:34Alonne!
00:35:35What's up? What's up, you beautiful bitch?
00:35:37You're on stream with me in front of 21 people while I play Dragon Age 2.
00:35:43Did you just call me a beautiful bitch?
00:35:45Hello?
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47Oh my god.
00:35:51Aww.
00:35:53I'm doing okay, thank you.
00:35:57You're welcome.
00:35:58Well, you are beautiful.
00:36:04You're beautiful.
00:36:15You've been-
00:36:17I look forward to playing this game again, however, once I finish Dragon Age 1.
00:36:23I'm cut.
00:36:34You!
00:36:37Brother and beloved.
00:36:40Sure is something.
00:36:41Especially when little brother makes promises I can't keep.
00:36:45Bartrand.
00:36:46So suspicious.
00:36:47I have in fact brought us our future partner.
00:36:51What? Partner?
00:36:53You stupid nug-humping dirt farmer.
00:36:56Why did you go promising something like that?
00:36:58Because if we don't get this expedition moving, brother, then we won't have any profits to argue about, will we?
00:37:06Hmm. Maybe you have a point.
00:37:11There's so much love here. It's very comforting.
00:37:14What I'd love is the coin to back up my brother's confidence.
00:37:18How about it, human?
00:37:20I do have your coin, in fact.
00:37:23You're joking.
00:37:24What did I tell you, Bartrand?
00:37:26Not bad for a human.
00:37:29Alright, partner.
00:37:31Full share of the profit between you, me, and Varric.
00:37:35Now we just need a decent entrance into the Deep Rose.
00:37:39I'm probably skipping Origins and going straight to Dragon Age 2.
00:37:42That's fair.
00:37:44These might be just what we need.
00:37:47What's this? Three?
00:37:49Oh yeah, that was a fuck-up intro.
00:37:53For the city elves.
00:38:03Yeah, for me it was Inquisition.
00:38:05Oh boy, that was the most boring 20 minutes of a game I've played in my life.
00:38:14I said Pierre Humbley.
00:38:17Oh yeah.
00:38:20I can't say Origins properly anymore.
00:38:25So whenever I say a video game title with Origins, I just keep on saying Oranges.
00:38:35I love these delicious Dragon Age Oranges.
00:38:38It all started because of Batman Arkham Origins.
00:38:43The thing is, because of A and O, when you say it all together, it sounds like one vowel.
00:38:49So when I say Arkham Origins, it's Arkham Oranges.
00:38:52And I've just been stuck on saying Arkham Oranges.
00:38:58Every time there's a video game title with Origins in the title, I just think of Oranges.
00:39:14Okay, there we go.
00:39:18The Oranges of... Oh, hang on, one more thing.
00:39:23Yeah, let's make it a game with the chat.
00:39:25Let's replace all the titles of movies, TV shows and games with Origins in the title.
00:39:31Replace it with Oranges. It makes it sound infinitely funnier.
00:39:35Okay, there we go.
00:39:37Let's make it a game with the chat.
00:39:39Let's replace all the titles of movies, TV shows and games with Origins in the title.
00:39:44Replace it with Oranges. It makes it sound infinitely funnier.
00:40:04Let's replace all the titles of movies, TV shows and games with Origins in the title.
00:40:09Replace it with Oranges. It makes it sound infinitely funnier.
00:40:12Replace it with Oranges. It makes it sound infinitely funnier.
00:40:15Replace it with Oranges. It makes it sound infinitely funnier.
00:40:18Replace it with Origins. It makes it sound infinitely funnier.
00:40:21In the whole game, it's transforming innocent people to werewolves to torture them.
00:40:25I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:30I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:33I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:36I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:39I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:42I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:45I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:48I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:51I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:54I was talking about the City Elf intro, but that sounds pretty fucked, too.
00:40:57...
00:41:00...
00:41:13Oh no, the orange!
00:41:20The orange is a species ...
00:41:22... by natural selection.
00:41:27Charles Darwin figured out the whole reason for high devolution. Oranges!
00:41:42Vitamin C cures everything.
00:41:57I fucking hate electric kettles, I swear!
00:42:01Oh, God!
00:42:05Oh, yes.
00:42:14Time to wrap up any business you have in the city, my friend. We'll be gone for several weeks, at least.
00:42:22I did wrap up any business I had in the city.
00:42:24I, too, uh... I, too, archive things in my journal as the main plot.
00:42:35Are you done in the city? Do you want to escape, so much as escape from the city?
00:42:42All right, I guess we'll go talk to Meryl in her house.
00:42:46You stop that.
00:42:50You want to follow me and set me free?
00:42:52Not you, Lolo.
00:42:54I'm waiting. I'm waiting till someone gets here.
00:42:56What?
00:42:58She said she made an escape from the city joke.
00:43:02Oh.
00:43:09Oh, I, uh, I got the chance to tell the story of the most unfortunate modder in Dragon Age history.
00:43:20Oh, do tell.
00:43:21Basically, somebody was kind of, like, upset about the fact that you don't get to have Bethany
00:43:26in your party in Act 2, so they made a mod to replay it to model swap Meryl with Bethany.
00:43:33And it only took a day after the mod was released for her to go,
00:43:38wait a minute, hang on.
00:43:41Oh, no!
00:43:42What have I done?
00:43:46Oh.
00:43:51I didn't think you'd come.
00:43:53I'll find something relatively clean for you to use.
00:43:55Problem with them, because I don't play Dragon Age, so...
00:44:01Bethany's the character's sister.
00:44:03Can I get you something to eat?
00:44:04Oh!
00:44:07Oh, god.
00:44:09So, they very hurriedly pushed out an update to the mod that would
00:44:13also disable the bromance flags for Meryl when installed.
00:44:18But, it had already been downloaded 350 times!
00:44:24Oh, my god!
00:44:27Oh, no!
00:44:27What?
00:44:37Jesus Christ!
00:44:48Not as sweet as you, that is.
00:44:51Good wishes are a poor gift after all you've done for me.
00:44:54I haven't exactly had many friends.
00:44:57Not even among my own clan.
00:44:59This is...
00:45:00tricky.
00:45:07You seem to be getting the hang of it already.
00:45:10Meryl reminds me of Lolo.
00:45:11Thank you for coming to visit me, Hawk.
00:45:14Aww!
00:45:14It means a lot to me.
00:45:16She can?
00:45:16Yeah, it does.
00:45:21It was the same sweet energy about her.
00:45:23Lolo!
00:45:2626.
00:45:33You would have been 13 when this game released.
00:45:37Yeah.
00:45:41I was just old enough to buy Mass Effect 3.
00:45:47It was fascinating.
00:45:47Wait, was that a 12 or a 15?
00:45:49I can't remember.
00:45:50How does anyone keep it all straight?
00:45:52Probably 15, wasn't it?
00:45:54Mass Effect 3 came out in 2012.
00:46:00Someone has jumped outside your door.
00:46:02I'll still be 13 though because, again,
00:46:04my birthday is literally on the tail end of the year.
00:46:06So, pretty much.
00:46:08They must not like me.
00:46:12It's so busy here.
00:46:13So many things just get...
00:46:15lost.
00:46:16Oh, thank you.
00:46:17That's so sweet.
00:46:29Does she also burst into tears when someone compliments her?
00:46:31Because...
00:46:34That's me.
00:46:39I don't know.
00:46:40I don't know.
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:42I don't know.
00:46:42I don't know.
00:46:43I don't know.
00:46:43I don't know.
00:46:44I don't know.
00:46:44I don't know.
00:46:45I don't know.
00:46:45I don't know.
00:46:50Meryl's a fun character.
00:46:52She is.
00:46:53I like her.
00:47:03I'm so sorry.
00:47:04I don't know what happened to Tamra.
00:47:07I think her family fled to Redcliffe,
00:47:08but I haven't been able to locate them.
00:47:10I don't have much hope left,
00:47:11but miracles can happen.
00:47:13I will try...
00:47:14I will keep trying.
00:47:14I know Tamra was a close friend.
00:47:16I will write you as soon as I hear something.
00:47:18I hope your family is doing well in Kirkwall.
00:47:19Please send my love to your mother.
00:47:21I will keep praying for you all.
00:47:22Aww.
00:47:30Oh, Bryce!
00:47:44Why are you hating me?
00:48:14I'm gonna go and drink my Pepsi.
00:48:31I bought a nice some tapestry the other day.
00:48:34How nice?
00:48:35A nice Vaporwave cityscape tapestry.
00:48:41Because Vaporwave was one of my favourite aesthetics.
00:48:45Oh, diggity.
00:48:49I just want something that's just very calm
00:48:51about just seeing like a cityscape.
00:48:54And I'd like it at twilight.
00:48:58In the city.
00:49:14In the city.
00:50:15Okay, here we go.
00:50:19Sorry about that.
00:50:20My rice was ready.
00:50:21Hey, Shauket.
00:50:22Ooh, meat.
00:50:25Nino Supremo.
00:50:27So, McKay, when are you heading to bed?
00:50:30I could swing till 10.30.
00:50:35Elaborate.
00:50:36Staying up late on a work night.
00:50:38Ooh, naughty.
00:50:44Ugh, Uber.
00:50:54Selfie.
00:51:06Oh, recently the demo for Amber Isle came out.
00:51:15And it was so worth the wait.
00:51:17Holy shit, I can't wait until that game fully releases.
00:51:35I've been waiting three years for that game.
00:52:05Aw.
00:52:36Ooh, puppy.
00:52:38She's so undeserving of what's about to happen.
00:52:42Oh no.
00:52:45Get off.
00:52:46I don't like that.
00:52:48The statue's face is us right now.
00:53:02Matcha, isn't that the name of a tea?
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:59Okay.
00:54:00Okay.
00:54:30You made it back to the alienage in one piece, then?
00:54:33I don't know how I wound up in Darktown.
00:54:36There are just too many corners in Kirkwall.
00:54:38Still got that ball of twine.
00:54:40I left it at my house.
00:54:42Don't worry.
00:54:42I won't get lost while we're following Hawke.
00:54:45Bring it next time, Daisy.
00:54:50Oh, it's funny to see actual British town names making their way into fantasy games now.
00:54:58I like this city.
00:54:59It's like it was, like, carved out of, like, the same block of rock.
00:55:08Yeah, there's something very elegant about Smoothstone.
00:55:10You owe us, Isabella.
00:55:13Well, Lucky, I'll tell you what.
00:55:16Since the information you gave me was worth nothing, that's what I'll pay you.
00:55:22Me and my boys will get our money's worth, bitch.
00:55:30Oh, I like her.
00:55:31What a poor, sweet thing.
00:55:37Go on.
00:55:42Oh.
00:55:50Tell me, Lucky.
00:55:52Is this worth dying for?
00:55:57That bit's a bit weird, but I like her energy.
00:56:06I didn't think so.
00:56:15You're new around here, aren't you?
00:56:16Hello, friend.
00:56:18And keep your wits about you.
00:56:20You're nothing but tits and arse to the men in this place,
00:56:23and they won't hesitate to grab at both.
00:56:27Thanks for the advice.
00:56:30Anytime.
00:56:31I'm Isabella.
00:56:33Previously, Captain Isabella.
00:56:35Sadly, without my help, the title rings a bit hollow.
00:56:38You're Ferelden, aren't you?
00:56:40You have that look about you.
00:56:41I'm CO-SHIP CAPTAIN.
00:56:43I met you and Denerim not too long ago.
00:56:45You know, you might be just what I'm looking for to solve a little problem I have.
00:56:49Outfit design really is fan service.
00:56:51You know, it's funny how we basically went through a period
00:56:53where we were trying to argue that, like, you know,
00:56:56we can probably dress female characters in something other than, like,
00:56:59fucking porn outfits.
00:57:01And then there was, like, a brief period where that tide had started to shift,
00:57:05and now it seems the tide had just gone,
00:57:07where basically everyone's like,
00:57:09PORN OUTFITS, SIGN ME UP!
00:57:14Yep.
00:57:14Ah, we were so close.
00:57:17We were so close to getting the majesty
00:57:20that is a fucking-
00:57:21that is a lazy warrior in full battle armor.
00:57:28I know, not the revealing che-
00:57:29like, not like the form-fitting chest plate,
00:57:31like, full-on thick-ass armor.
00:57:33Someone from my past has been pestering me.
00:57:36I've arranged for a duel.
00:57:38If I win-
00:57:38Can't have fucking shit around these horny weirdos.
00:57:41But I don't trust him to play fair.
00:57:42Yeah, apparently-
00:57:43I need someone to watch my back.
00:57:45Apparently wanting to see a, uh,
00:57:46a woman and just, like, decked out head-to-toe
00:57:49in, uh, badass plate mail makes you Catholic or something.
00:58:00I swear, these people have just, like-
00:58:03I swear, these people have literally never been able to come in their life.
00:58:08Because, like-
00:58:09Ah!
00:58:13Sorry.
00:58:16Because, like, what other explanation
00:58:18for this unrelenting horniness in absolutely everything?
00:58:22You've clearly been edging yourself since you were 13!
00:58:26Oh my god.
00:58:30Oh my god.
00:58:32It's true.
00:58:35Like, Christ.
00:58:36You really have to-
00:58:37I know two people who are like that and they're both virgins.
00:58:40Oh yeah, like, the people who keep on rambling on about, like,
00:58:44purity culture and the Puritans and
00:58:46give me that decadent horny filth and shit.
00:58:49Like, yeah, they are perma-virgins.
00:59:00So, I've been dying to know.
00:59:02What was going through your head when you fought that ogre?
00:59:07I'm more hot-
00:59:09I'm going more hot than a woman in full battle armour.
00:59:21Or in uniform.
00:59:22Like, what are you for?
00:59:50Yeah, so mainly-
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Women in suits just piss.
00:59:55And if she takes herself seriously and does not dress like that,
01:00:22that wouldn't-
01:00:25Oh yeah, I will say, seeing a madame in a tailored tux is quite a sight.
01:00:46Oh, yes.
01:00:47Or a woman in a military uniform like with Command Shepard.
01:01:17It is an interesting solution and well out of our hands now.
01:01:22I found this.
01:01:23It was addressed to you.
01:01:25It seems to be from your daughter.
01:01:28My daughter?
01:01:29Then you know what she is.
01:01:33How she died.
01:01:34When I traced her to that warehouse, I should have forced her into the Circle.
01:01:39My own weakness in the face of her pleas is what destroyed her.
01:01:43It is why I urged Ariane not to give in when Feynriel wished to hide.
01:01:47Sword with the wings is the most generic looking symbol you can have for a knight-like character.
01:01:52You have my sympathies.
01:01:54Do not fear the Templars finding out.
01:01:57What's a symbol?
01:01:58Sword with wings.
01:02:01I would not wish to see her name smeared while her ashes are still warm.
01:02:07Fantasy trans character who is using a ring to not only change his voice but his appearance
01:02:11to be more masculine.
01:02:12Full backstory about coming from a horde of barbarian orcs and his mom wanted a better
01:02:15life for him.
01:02:16Oh, neat.
01:02:17I like a fantasy world where they don't really use armor.
01:02:19It's all like magic items, mostly rings that protect a barrier around you in replacement
01:02:23of armor.
01:02:24Okay, but like armor is cool though.
01:02:27Armor designs are cool.
01:02:30Like what reason is there to just use magic rings as protection unless you want to perv
01:02:34on all the characters?
01:02:36Armor designs, fucking awesome.
01:02:40Right?
01:02:43Am I th-
01:02:46Hey, let's just talk about- let's just talk about all of our favorite personal favorites
01:02:50and armors from video games.
01:02:56Like my personal favorite is the one that I'm wearing right now.
01:03:00It's the one that I'm wearing right now.
01:03:02It's the one that I'm wearing right now.
01:03:05Like my personal favorite is the Daedric armor from Skyrim.
01:03:11It's Sylvanas' armor once they- once they uh put the placard on her.
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:17Nothing ever happens.
01:03:18I'm perfectly safe, Daedric.
01:03:20Yes, I know.
01:03:21And that nothing is costing me a fortune.
01:03:30Also, Shepard's armor in the- in the main games is- is-
01:03:34Oh yeah.
01:03:35In the entire adventure is great.
01:03:37I always have it and I-
01:03:39Oh.
01:03:41I just say I always like it dyed purple.
01:03:44Stop this madness.
01:03:46The Chantry cannot condone revenge, Sebastian.
01:03:50It is my right, my duty, to show these assassins there is nowhere in the Free Marches to hide.
01:03:58This is murder.
01:04:02No.
01:04:04What happened to my family was murder.
01:04:09Murder killed my family, okay?
01:04:11Okay.
01:04:42Please, can you help me?
01:04:45Oh, there's a set of armor that I really liked from the- the Reckoning game.
01:04:49Um...
01:04:52What was it?
01:04:54He was so proud when the Templars accepted him.
01:04:58I pleaded with him not to join the Order, but he wouldn't listen.
01:05:02You hear dark rumors about the Templars and Knight Commander Meredith.
01:05:09And now my brother is gone.
01:05:13I'm here to help you.
01:05:15Just tell me what you know.
01:05:17Ceren would write me every day.
01:05:19Then suddenly, no more letters.
01:05:21I wrote him many times with no response.
01:05:25I tried to see him, but Knight Commander Meredith threw me out.
01:05:28They won't tell me anything.
01:05:30Your brother may indeed be in trouble.
01:05:33What can I do for you?
01:05:35Perchance, in your journeys, if you find yourself in the gallows,
01:05:38ask the other recruits, Wilmerd and Hugh, about my brother.
01:05:42They were Ceren's closest friends in the Order.
01:05:45If anyone knows where he is, it's them.
01:05:49Make her bless you and watch after you in this endeavor.
01:05:56Poor girl.
01:05:59Yeah, hold the chair.
01:06:04Oh, come on, where is it?
01:06:21Oh, yes, the sorcery robe.
01:06:23Robes, like this one.
01:06:29Ooh, I have a specialization point.
01:06:31Ooh, there you go.
01:06:34Templar, strong arm of the Chantry.
01:06:36Templars serve as guardians of the circles of magi, hunters of apostates, and
01:06:41maleficarum, and rarely as a standing army at the command of the divine.
01:06:47Though, through ingestion of carefully prepared lyrium,
01:06:49Templars gain resistance to magic, including the ability to interrupt spells.
01:06:58Though the Chantry controls the lyrium trade,
01:07:00those with the right connections can acquire enough to emulate
01:07:03the abilities of these vigilant warriors.
01:07:13Oh, that's a neat armor set.
01:07:16I find that pretty pretty.
01:07:20Reaver, a true reaver has
01:07:23tasted the ritually prepared blood of a dragon.
01:07:27It's more than a state of mind.
01:07:28These fearsome warriors revel in death,
01:07:30regaining energy from the suffering of their foes.
01:07:33Reaver must be okay.
01:07:34Physical damage, fire damage, cold damage,
01:07:36electricity damage, nature damage, spirit damage.
01:07:41Berserker, the dwarven culture is in decline,
01:07:43and many dwarves have turned to the surface,
01:07:45bringing their customs and battle traditions with them.
01:07:47Anger is only part of being a berserker.
01:07:49Anyone can fly into a rage, but only a berserker can channel their anger into brutal,
01:07:53into brutal hits and cleave through armor, flesh, and bone.
01:07:57Berserker must be purchased as a specialization point.
01:08:01Flies into a rage,
01:08:04landing powerful blows for as long as this mode remains active.
01:08:07Damage is 10% of remaining stamina, plus 10% of remaining stamina.
01:08:11Ooh, adrenaline.
01:08:16Berserker traits protection for speed,
01:08:17lashing out with rapid blows, but taking more damage from enemy attacks.
01:08:22Death blow.
01:08:23Each time the berserker fells an enemy,
01:08:25the thrill of victory restores a larger portion,
01:08:28well, a larger than normal portion of the berserker's stamina.
01:08:40Blood frenzy, the reaver knows no pain.
01:08:43Devour, the reaver tears into an enemy, consuming its life force to heal the reaver.
01:08:49Aura of pain.
01:08:52Okay, I think I'm gonna go berserker.
01:08:55Noice.
01:09:20I didn't pray.
01:09:25Hmm.
01:09:31I think my favorite armor set is probably Anave's armor.
01:09:36Ooh, that's a good, that is a good one.
01:09:48If that, or if that set had like,
01:09:51uh, like a bulky geo set on the chest piece like that, like the, uh, hunter has, it'd be perfect.
01:10:15Did you misplace this? The remains of one of your fucking priests?
01:10:22That's how, that's how you flaunt your big dick energy into a room.
01:10:30Just throw the, just throw the corpse of an organization's member in front of their leader,
01:10:38goes, did you misplace this?
01:10:51Hmm.
01:11:21Hmm.