Five graduates come together to celebrate their high school teacher's 80th birthday. All five men have have marital problems and have fallen in love with younger women.
Director
Jing Wong
Writer
Jing Wong
Stars
Eric TsangSui-Man ChimChapman To
Director
Jing Wong
Writer
Jing Wong
Stars
Eric TsangSui-Man ChimChapman To
Category
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00:00:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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00:01:27What do you got?
00:01:28A massage!
00:01:29You want a massage, uncle?
00:01:30It's a long story.
00:01:31I'd rather donate my money to Zhao Hanqing than anyone else.
00:01:32Mr. Zhu, I recognize you!
00:01:33I'm Chen Zhiqiang, your student.
00:01:34What?
00:01:35Chen Zhiqiang, who was forced to move out of the fifth grade of Sheng Yuxiang Middle School!
00:01:36Oh, I remember!
00:01:37The one who was scared to death by a big pee in a test?
00:01:38Mr. Zhu, you're not the only one who's been a teacher for more than ten years.
00:01:39You are the only one who's been a teacher for more than ten years.
00:01:40I'm sorry.
00:01:41I'm sorry.
00:01:42I'm sorry.
00:01:43I'm sorry.
00:01:44I'm sorry.
00:01:45I'm sorry.
00:01:46I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm sorry.
00:01:48I'm sorry.
00:01:49I'm sorry.
00:01:57was scared to death by a pee in a test.
00:02:02I'm 80 years old in a few days.
00:02:05Your seniors are going to have a celebration party for me.
00:02:13That's right.
00:02:14Mr. Zhu has been teaching at Sheng Yu Qiang High School for 50 years.
00:02:18Because he is so open-minded, he dares to be a student's favorite.
00:02:32Dragon, tiger, leopard.
00:02:35Mr. Zhu, we only picked it up.
00:02:37Yes, we only picked it up.
00:02:39Don't be nervous. It looks like a branch. Keep looking.
00:02:45Humans are also animals.
00:02:48When you grow up, your brain will naturally force you to think about these things.
00:02:54So it's normal to be curious at this time.
00:03:00How about this?
00:03:02Who wakes up early in the morning?
00:03:05Raise your hand.
00:03:08It's normal.
00:03:10Xiao Qiang, you don't raise your hand?
00:03:12I've been in the tent all morning and night.
00:03:16Oh, that's amazing.
00:03:18Mr. Zhu, my mom said that I would be blind if I flew a lot.
00:03:22My grandfather said that if you listen to 3D blood, I'm afraid you'll bleed too much.
00:03:26It's all nonsense.
00:03:28It's normal to poison yourself.
00:03:32It won't hurt your body once in a while.
00:03:36But remember, it's only once in a while.
00:03:41Because Mr. Zhu is kind and well-informed,
00:03:44many students of different ages treat him like their father.
00:03:48They have already achieved success in society.
00:03:50There are artists, doctors, film and television, boxing masters and dancers.
00:03:55On the day of Mr. Zhu's 80th birthday, they decided to hold a party for Mr. Zhu.
00:04:11This is Wu Yuren, who graduated in 1978.
00:04:14He used to be an angry young man.
00:04:16Now he has become an angry middle-aged man.
00:04:18He also organized a political party, Social Durian,
00:04:20to throw bananas at his political opponents.
00:04:22I'll kill you!
00:04:24Wu Yuren, please control your emotions.
00:04:26I'll kill you!
00:04:30I'll kill you!
00:04:34You're too...
00:04:36I'll kill you!
00:04:40I'm so angry.
00:04:42Wu Yuren was very fierce outside,
00:04:44but when he came home, he became a little man.
00:04:46His wife, Liu Yuqing, is a senior lawyer.
00:04:49She has won many lawsuits.
00:04:51Why is he always like this?
00:04:58Baby, are you busy?
00:05:00The baby is very busy.
00:05:02Today is Friday.
00:05:04What do you want to do on Friday?
00:05:11Fill in the form first.
00:05:13No need.
00:05:15I just need to fill in the form.
00:05:17Fill in the form.
00:05:20Can you make it longer this time?
00:05:22It wasn't long enough last time.
00:05:24Stop pretending.
00:05:26I've already played the game.
00:05:29Cancel it.
00:05:31The bed is not good.
00:05:33This time I want to use...
00:05:44What is it?
00:05:46My friend taught me this.
00:05:48It's called...
00:05:52Try it.
00:05:54It's fun.
00:05:56I'm against it.
00:05:58Go to my room and wash up.
00:06:00Go to my room and wash up.
00:06:02Wait for me.
00:06:04Wait for me.
00:06:06Hurry up.
00:06:08I can't wait that long.
00:06:12Wife, don't use the kitchen this time.
00:06:14Don't use the bathroom.
00:06:16Don't use the kitchen.
00:06:18Don't use the kitchen.
00:06:20Zhang Qiuyun graduated in 1983.
00:06:22He is the most popular actor in the world.
00:06:25He won nine awards in a row.
00:06:27He is a great actor.
00:06:29Zongzi with rice.
00:06:31I've been making zongzi all my life.
00:06:33Is it too silly?
00:06:37Zongzi with rice.
00:06:40We have rice.
00:06:42Wife, I've seen rice soup.
00:06:44We don't have rice.
00:06:46There's nothing we can do.
00:06:48It's good that you know.
00:06:50Don't waste your money.
00:06:52I'm sick.
00:06:54Give me a bowl.
00:07:00Wife.
00:07:02Take the fish and sell it.
00:07:04Pay for my son's tuition.
00:07:06When my son went to school yesterday,
00:07:08he was hit by a car.
00:07:10Did you forget?
00:07:12I forgot.
00:07:14Do the surgery for mom.
00:07:16Mom committed suicide the day before yesterday.
00:07:18Did you forget?
00:07:20I really don't want to ask.
00:07:22I forgot.
00:07:24Wife, take it.
00:07:26Is it your toe cancer?
00:07:28Last month,
00:07:30I died of toe cancer.
00:07:32Don't you remember?
00:07:36Who are you?
00:07:38Ghost.
00:07:42We want you
00:07:44to accompany us.
00:07:50You're tricked.
00:07:52You're not my mom.
00:07:54You're not my wife.
00:07:56You're not my son.
00:07:58Then who are you?
00:08:00I'm wearing a human mask.
00:08:02Look.
00:08:04Tear the mask.
00:08:06You haven't changed.
00:08:08I changed my clothes.
00:08:10Who are you?
00:08:12I'm the legendary
00:08:14Ye Wen.
00:08:16Ye Wen?
00:08:18He knows how to use his power
00:08:20but he doesn't know how to catch ghosts.
00:08:22I can beat ghosts.
00:08:30Please.
00:08:34Look behind you.
00:08:36You can't beat me.
00:08:38Try this energy drink.
00:08:40Bilikar.
00:08:42Bilikar?
00:08:44It's Black Bull.
00:08:48Black Bull.
00:08:52Come on.
00:08:58Please.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:04Come on.
00:09:08You can't beat him.
00:09:10Kill him.
00:09:12Come on.
00:09:16Qingyun.
00:09:18No.
00:09:24Qingyun, you're good at acting.
00:09:26It's nothing.
00:09:28You're good at acting.
00:09:30You're romantic.
00:09:32You're passionate.
00:09:34Even Wang Jing said you're good at acting.
00:09:36You're the best actor of the year.
00:09:38I don't want to be an actor.
00:09:40There are so many people in the bathroom.
00:09:42Go to pee.
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:54Drink some water.
00:09:58Drink some water.
00:10:02Go to pee.
00:10:18Cousin, you're angry.
00:10:20Zhu Liancheng.
00:10:24Xigua.
00:10:28Xigua.
00:10:34Husband, are you comfortable?
00:10:36How many times have I told you?
00:10:38Call me cousin.
00:10:44Do you think there's no one else at home?
00:10:46Now the paparazzi team
00:10:48is more powerful than Tom Cruise's professional shooting team.
00:10:50I don't know if the camera
00:10:52will come from the other side of the sea.
00:10:54I don't know if my family will be caught by them.
00:10:58Forget it.
00:11:06Xigua.
00:11:08I want...
00:11:10What do you want to eat?
00:11:12Chinese food, western food or sports food?
00:11:14I want you to accompany me.
00:11:16No problem.
00:11:18What posture?
00:11:20Like this?
00:11:22Or like this?
00:11:24It doesn't matter.
00:11:26Let's go.
00:11:30Let me help you.
00:11:32What's this? New style?
00:11:34No, I washed it last time.
00:11:36Don't waste it.
00:11:40Okay, come on.
00:11:42Wait.
00:11:44What's wrong with the medicine?
00:11:46No need.
00:11:48You've been married for more than 20 years.
00:11:50Don't waste it.
00:11:52Whatever.
00:11:54Cousin.
00:11:56What's wrong with the medicine?
00:11:58Don't move. I'll do it.
00:12:00Don't waste your energy.
00:12:02You have to shoot tomorrow.
00:12:04Okay, don't do it.
00:12:10Fu Wuchen, graduated in 1980.
00:12:12When he was in school,
00:12:14he was very outstanding in biology.
00:12:16Especially in the field of male and female reproductive systems.
00:12:18He was an expert.
00:12:20He often did field research.
00:12:22When he grew up,
00:12:24he became a very outstanding gynecologist.
00:12:30What's wrong with you today?
00:12:32Doctor, my chest is very uncomfortable.
00:12:34There's something hard inside.
00:12:36I'm so afraid.
00:12:40This may be very serious.
00:12:42Is it breast cancer?
00:12:46I think we need to check this.
00:12:48Then check it for me.
00:12:52I'll take off my clothes now, okay?
00:12:56Nurse, please check my body.
00:12:58Doctor, you are so honest.
00:13:00You never eat other people's tofu.
00:13:04Of course, I have no rules.
00:13:12Hello, wife.
00:13:14Okay, I'll pick you up later.
00:13:18Okay, bye.
00:13:20You two are so loving.
00:13:42Wife.
00:13:46Are you still watching this play?
00:13:48Is it good?
00:13:50Look, it's so funny.
00:13:52We haven't seen that play for a long time.
00:13:54I don't want that.
00:13:56You sleep first, I'll watch TV.
00:13:58We're not young anymore.
00:14:00If we don't watch that play, we can't make a living.
00:14:02You're so annoying.
00:14:04Every time it's like this,
00:14:06you stop when you see the funniest one.
00:14:08I'll buy you a CD.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:18It's so itchy.
00:14:20Every time I kiss you, you say it's itchy.
00:14:22Is your work not stable?
00:14:24How about this?
00:14:26I kiss you, you don't kiss me.
00:14:30Okay.
00:14:32Turn off the light.
00:14:48Okay.
00:15:00She kissed me after eating chocolate.
00:15:02She made me smell like an ant.
00:15:04It's so itchy.
00:15:06Situ Qifeng, born in 1990,
00:15:08used to use constellations
00:15:10when he was in school.
00:15:12He likes to help his female classmates
00:15:14look at the stars and touch the drums.
00:15:16His career is a master of mysticism.
00:15:18He often goes on TV shows
00:15:20and teaches people to catch ghosts.
00:15:22He makes a lot of money.
00:15:24I think there's something wrong with this house.
00:15:26I spent 30 million yuan.
00:15:28Money is not a problem.
00:15:30I'll explain it to you slowly.
00:15:32Your bedhead
00:15:34is horizontal.
00:15:36If you don't jump into the sea, you have to jump into the well.
00:15:38The bed is facing the fifth floor.
00:15:40It's so sick that you can't get out of bed.
00:15:42The door is the place to fall.
00:15:44The bed is the place to break.
00:15:46The sofa is the place to kill.
00:15:48There's a female ghost in the bathroom.
00:15:50It's okay if you don't see it.
00:15:52The outside is facing the ceiling.
00:15:54If you shoot a little bit, it's the subway.
00:15:56It's called heaven and earth.
00:15:58Open your mouth and cry.
00:16:00If you don't move, you won't live long.
00:16:02It's only been a month since I moved in.
00:16:06Do you think death can solve the problem?
00:16:10I'll help you figure it out.
00:16:12I've been in jail for 38 years.
00:16:14And it's a prison.
00:16:16I'm haunted by ghosts every day.
00:16:18Ghosts.
00:16:20How about this?
00:16:22I'll take two million yuan for you.
00:16:24Maybe I can save you.
00:16:28Two million yuan?
00:16:30Honey!
00:16:32We won the lottery!
00:16:34Eight million yuan!
00:16:36How dare you ask for this kind of money?
00:16:38Give it to me!
00:16:40Give it to me!
00:16:42Or I'll go straight to your next generation.
00:16:44My son is a drug addict.
00:16:46My daughter is a porn star.
00:16:48And it's 3D.
00:16:50Which 3D?
00:16:52Drag it down a little bit.
00:16:54Drag it down a little bit more.
00:16:56Isn't it pathetic?
00:17:02What's wrong with you?
00:17:04You can beat anyone.
00:17:06You can tell it's a mountain village.
00:17:10You can beat Master Feng Shui.
00:17:12You can tell it's a minefield.
00:17:14Right?
00:17:16Don't you think I'm fake?
00:17:20You can beat Master Feng Shui.
00:17:22It doesn't make sense.
00:17:24The wife of Situ Qifeng is also a blacksmith.
00:17:26She's as famous as him.
00:17:28Her name is Dugu Lingling.
00:17:30She works for the country.
00:17:32She works for the Situ family.
00:17:34Honey, please change your clothes.
00:17:36Wait a minute.
00:17:38I remember there are a lot of days
00:17:40that are not easy to get pregnant this month.
00:17:42Really? Let me calculate it.
00:17:46I've calculated it.
00:17:48All days that are not easy to get pregnant are double days.
00:17:50No way. Did you make a mistake?
00:17:52Today is the eighth day. It's double days.
00:17:54Of course I didn't make a mistake.
00:17:56It's not easy to get pregnant today.
00:17:58But I have 10,000 children.
00:18:00I can't wait.
00:18:02I'm afraid I'll get sick.
00:18:04Can you be a doctor?
00:18:06I'll be broke.
00:18:08Can you be a soldier?
00:18:12I'll fall when I walk.
00:18:14Can you ride a car?
00:18:18I'm afraid I'll have a stomachache.
00:18:20You're so cruel.
00:18:22I'll sleep in the living room.
00:18:24See you next month.
00:18:26I'll pick the lucky bag.
00:18:34Lin Charlie graduated in 1998.
00:18:36He was a famous figure in the school.
00:18:38He was also known as the king of martial arts.
00:18:40After graduation, he naturally started to dance.
00:18:42Originally, this job was not easy.
00:18:44But Lin Charlie's wife, Chen Haolan,
00:18:46is the younger sister of the boss of Boran Street, Shanji.
00:18:48She often breaks the vinegar jar.
00:18:50Five, six, seven, eight.
00:18:58Stinky woman.
00:19:00How dare you hit my husband?
00:19:02Go to hell.
00:19:04Stinky woman.
00:19:06Go to hell.
00:19:08Stinky woman.
00:19:10Go to hell.
00:19:12Stinky woman.
00:19:18Five, six, seven, eight.
00:19:20One, two, three, four.
00:19:22Five, six, seven, eight.
00:19:24One, two, three, four.
00:19:26Five, six, seven, eight.
00:19:28One, two, three, four.
00:19:30Sister.
00:19:32What's the matter?
00:19:34We are working down there.
00:19:36There are a lot of police.
00:19:38We have no place to hide.
00:19:40Husband, we haven't sat down for a long time.
00:19:42How about...
00:19:44How about another day?
00:19:46I have a headache tonight.
00:19:48I have a sore throat.
00:19:50And it's not very convenient.
00:19:56What's not convenient?
00:19:58If you want to sit down, sit down.
00:20:00We are quiet.
00:20:02We won't look at other people's work.
00:20:04Don't worry.
00:20:06Do it as you like.
00:20:08Let's do it.
00:20:14There is no sound.
00:20:16There is no movement at all.
00:20:18Brother-in-law, is it not good?
00:20:20You treat my sister like this.
00:20:22Life is not exciting.
00:20:24Move.
00:20:26Hurry up.
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:30It's been so long.
00:20:32Look at my sister.
00:20:34There is no climax.
00:20:36It must be the wrong posture.
00:20:38Change the posture.
00:20:40Change.
00:20:44Brother-in-law.
00:20:46You've been doing it for so long.
00:20:48Why doesn't my sister have any climax?
00:20:50What are you doing?
00:20:52I...
00:20:54You keep rushing.
00:20:56I haven't even taken off my pants yet.
00:20:58You haven't taken off your pants yet.
00:21:02I'm sorry.
00:21:04I'm nervous about my sister's sex life.
00:21:06You go on.
00:21:08I'm sorry.
00:21:12Teacher Qiu, see you this Saturday.
00:21:14Teacher Qiu, see you this Saturday.
00:21:16See you this Saturday.
00:21:18See you next Saturday.
00:21:25Have you seen Mr. Zhu?
00:21:27I called a middle-distance bus to pick him up.
00:21:29It'll be here soon.
00:21:31Where are we going to play with Mr. Zhu tonight?
00:21:33I heard that there is a massage here
00:21:35that looks like a flying man hanging on a ceiling.
00:21:37No way.
00:21:39Is he hanging you or him?
00:21:41It should be him.
00:21:43It's so cruel.
00:21:44Then why don't we hang you?
00:21:46Hang him.
00:21:48Stop the car.
00:21:50Stop the car.
00:21:54What are you doing?
00:21:56So formal
00:21:57Where are you from?
00:21:58You don't even know the four gods of the Demon Realm?
00:22:01Four?
00:22:02Four?
00:22:03Four is not enough.
00:22:04You can't have it.
00:22:05I like four.
00:22:06Let's go.
00:22:08Get out of the way.
00:22:14Xinxin
00:22:16You're wearing so little.
00:22:18It's so cold.
00:22:19Don't freeze to death.
00:22:20I want to take a picture.
00:22:22You too?
00:22:23Yes.
00:22:24A motorcycle?
00:22:25My name is Eleven.
00:22:26And you?
00:22:27My name is Charlie.
00:22:29You're so cute.
00:22:34Wow, beautiful.
00:22:37Xinxin
00:22:38What are you doing?
00:22:39Are you here to watch the fun or take pictures for me?
00:22:41This is a public place.
00:22:42Of course I have to be seen by the public.
00:22:44Zhengzheng
00:22:45I'm a movie star.
00:22:46I have to be seen by them.
00:22:47You're a movie star, Zhang Qiuyun.
00:22:49I'm your fan.
00:22:51Shut up.
00:22:52And you guys.
00:22:53We want to take a picture with you.
00:22:55Shut up.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:58Security
00:23:04He's not an ordinary security guard.
00:23:06They're the killers I hired.
00:23:09It's called the killer security guard.
00:23:15Don't be afraid.
00:23:16There's no medical evidence.
00:23:18You can hit it if you're fierce.
00:23:19That's it.
00:23:23Good hit.
00:23:25Let's go.
00:23:31Are you afraid?
00:23:32Come on.
00:23:33Let's keep taking pictures.
00:23:36Long time no see.
00:23:37Mr. Zhu
00:23:38What's wrong with him?
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:40He fell from the toilet.
00:23:42It's a matter of blood.
00:23:43Do you want to see a doctor?
00:23:44Come on.
00:23:45What are you looking at?
00:23:47Why?
00:23:48I brought it myself.
00:23:50I brought it myself.
00:23:52Three drops of meat.
00:24:05It's so big.
00:24:06Really?
00:24:07He told the reporter it was true.
00:24:09He said his mother fed him every day.
00:24:11That's why it's so big.
00:24:12Is it possible, doctor?
00:24:13Yes.
00:24:14He eats 60 mushrooms a day.
00:24:21It's so big.
00:24:26Stop.
00:24:28You came all the way here for us.
00:24:29You can't just look at the light.
00:24:31Shouldn't you go down and see the real person?
00:24:32That's right.
00:24:33That's a better view.
00:24:34Yes, yes.
00:24:35Is there a beauty down there?
00:24:36Yes.
00:24:39Mr. Zhu is Mr. Zhu.
00:24:40Let's go.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:47Okay, everyone relax.
00:24:49Everyone did a good job.
00:24:50We have to remember
00:24:51that our theme today is sunshine.
00:24:52Everyone is wearing swimsuits.
00:24:53You have to move a little bit later.
00:24:54A little bigger.
00:24:55A little more thorough.
00:24:56Okay?
00:24:57Let's take a break.
00:24:58Light.
00:24:59Where is the light?
00:25:03Hey, do you think those men
00:25:05were really afraid of those bodyguards?
00:25:07I think those men
00:25:09are willing to die for us.
00:25:12They're here again.
00:25:17Pass the ball.
00:25:19Pass the ball.
00:25:23Look at my ball.
00:25:29Light.
00:25:35Useless.
00:25:50Hello.
00:25:51We just passed by
00:25:52and saw that you're in good shape.
00:25:53You're really in good shape.
00:25:55I'm Xiaowen.
00:25:56I'm Tina.
00:25:57Nice to meet you.
00:25:58I often see you being caught on TV.
00:25:59It's me.
00:26:00Here's the ball.
00:26:01Since you like to kick the ball so much,
00:26:03the five of us also like to kick the ball.
00:26:05When can we play a friendly match together?
00:26:07Really?
00:26:08Yes.
00:26:09No need.
00:26:10One-on-one.
00:26:11No way.
00:26:12It's because of me.
00:26:13I'm your super fan.
00:26:14I also bought
00:26:15your only full-length 3D DVD.
00:26:18What?
00:26:19I don't think I've ever seen a 3D full-length movie.
00:26:21When you were three years old,
00:26:23you acted in a movie called
00:26:25The Meat-Selling Orphan.
00:26:26You played your mother,
00:26:27who lost her flesh and blood,
00:26:28Deborah.
00:26:29There was also a scene
00:26:30where you fed milk to the dog.
00:26:32Then I can act with you
00:26:33in a full-length movie.
00:26:37Master.
00:26:38I often get bullied.
00:26:39What should I do?
00:26:40Once upon a time,
00:26:41there was a female star
00:26:42who often got bullied.
00:26:43She asked me what to do.
00:26:44I taught her a sentence
00:26:45and she was fine.
00:26:47Amitabha Buddha.
00:26:49It's this sentence.
00:26:50I charge you one million yuan a time.
00:26:52Do you want to pay by card or cash?
00:26:56Doctor.
00:26:57How should I check my breast cancer?
00:26:59It's easy.
00:27:00Press from the bottom all the way up.
00:27:02Keep pressing.
00:27:03Press inch by inch.
00:27:05If there is no hard block,
00:27:06it's fine.
00:27:07What about cervical cancer?
00:27:10Then you have to use this finger.
00:27:12No way.
00:27:14Call the doctor.
00:27:15Make an appointment for a detailed checkup.
00:27:17You are so bad.
00:27:23My name is Eleven.
00:27:25You are not 11 years old, are you?
00:27:27You are so silly.
00:27:30Mr. Zhu.
00:27:31You...
00:27:33You can be my granddaughter.
00:27:36I'd better go to see my breast cancer.
00:27:42Are you afraid of me?
00:27:44I'm afraid of disaster 11.
00:27:47What disaster 11?
00:27:49I had an accident with an underage girl.
00:27:53Bullshit.
00:27:55You have such a good relationship with the teacher.
00:27:56Of course.
00:27:57We will have a party in the president's suite tonight.
00:27:59We will have dinner at 8 o'clock and sing karaoke.
00:28:01We will cut the cake on time at 12 o'clock.
00:28:03You take your sisters to play together.
00:28:05How is she?
00:28:10She is doing artificial respiration.
00:28:12Isn't that a spanking?
00:28:13How can she not wake up?
00:28:15OK.
00:28:16We must come tonight.
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:25I think the girls won't come.
00:28:28If I had known that I would go to massage, I would have woken up earlier.
00:28:32What massage?
00:28:33You can go.
00:28:34Look at me.
00:28:35Can't I go?
00:28:37What are you afraid of?
00:28:38Jiayin can go, too.
00:28:39Yes.
00:28:40It's different.
00:28:41Jiayin is upright.
00:28:43No one believes that she is a ghost.
00:28:45It's 12 o'clock.
00:28:47Are we going to cut the cake or not?
00:28:49What if they come?
00:28:51If they come, I will cut it.
00:28:55Cut it.
00:28:56Cut it.
00:28:59So fast.
00:29:00Happy birthday to you.
00:29:04Wish you a happy birthday.
00:29:08Happy birthday to you.
00:29:12Happy birthday to you.
00:29:23Happy birthday.
00:29:24Make a wish.
00:29:25Blow out the candles first.
00:29:26My wish is that I don't blow.
00:29:28You blow for me.
00:29:29Don't talk nonsense.
00:29:31OK.
00:29:32Blow it yourself.
00:29:34Happy birthday.
00:29:39Let's blow out the candles together.
00:29:41OK?
00:29:42OK.
00:29:45I'm so happy.
00:29:51Don't move.
00:29:56This is my uncle.
00:29:58Mr. Zhu, how are you?
00:29:59How are you?
00:30:00It seems that I'm dying.
00:30:02Mr. Zhu, don't say that.
00:30:04This is to be diagnosed by a professional doctor.
00:30:06Yes, how is he now?
00:30:07He is dying.
00:30:09Really?
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11It's all because of you.
00:30:12We avenge you.
00:30:13Yes.
00:30:14Today they killed you.
00:30:15We have to save them.
00:30:18OK.
00:30:19Promise me.
00:30:20From now on,
00:30:21you treat them as mine for the first time.
00:30:24After that,
00:30:25Mr. Zhu will collect the goods.
00:30:28OK.
00:30:29No problem.
00:30:30I will do it.
00:30:31No problem.
00:30:32Don't worry.
00:30:33Mr. Zhu, collect the goods.
00:30:34What goods?
00:30:35I'm not dead yet.
00:30:41How are you?
00:30:44Mr. Zhu, collect the goods.
00:30:46Mr. Zhu, collect the goods.
00:30:47Mr. Zhu, collect the goods.
00:31:02Mr. Zhu, collect the goods.
00:31:23Mr. Zhu dedicated his life to every student.
00:31:27So we should repay him.
00:31:30In fact,
00:31:33Mr. Zhu taught us a lot.
00:31:36Mr. Zhu is a good teacher.
00:31:39He taught us a lot of new knowledge.
00:31:53Master.
00:31:54Master.
00:32:00I know.
00:32:01There is something wrong with those men.
00:32:02Really?
00:32:03What's the matter?
00:32:04What's the matter?
00:32:05Do you know when men are most excited when they go out?
00:32:08When they take off their clothes.
00:32:09No.
00:32:10When they are in high spirits.
00:32:11No.
00:32:12That is...
00:32:13After the competition.
00:32:19They are so funny.
00:32:22Dear sisters,
00:32:23Be careful.
00:32:27You are really skeptical.
00:32:30But at this moment,
00:32:31the Men's name has already been acted.
00:32:35Detest lodging exchange.
00:32:41To defy insult at wind chuckles.
00:32:43To defy benefits of women's saliva.
00:32:45To defy benefits of women's saliva.
00:32:47Detest channel agent must be 있된.
00:32:49To defy benefits of women's saliva.
00:32:52I'm sorry, you got it right.
00:32:58It's okay, I was just saying.
00:32:59You're pretty brave.
00:33:00Who said they were going to beat us up?
00:33:04It's you three.
00:33:05What are you doing?
00:33:06Playing violence?
00:33:07We're not afraid.
00:33:08Look at how many of us are here.
00:33:09Why don't you guys leave for a while?
00:33:11Go get your stuff.
00:33:12Call your friends.
00:33:13If you have the guts, don't leave.
00:33:15I'll call Chief Qin first.
00:33:17Bro, which network do you use?
00:33:19It must work.
00:33:20It won't work in my basement.
00:33:22It won't work at all.
00:33:24Find a restaurant.
00:33:25Don't move.
00:33:26Stop right there.
00:33:27Stop right there.
00:33:28Stop right there.
00:33:29Stop right there.
00:33:30Stop right there.
00:33:31Stop right there.
00:33:32Stop right there.
00:33:33Stop right there.
00:33:34We can't do anything about this.
00:33:35They'll be back soon.
00:33:36How about this?
00:33:37I'll distract them.
00:33:38You guys go first, okay?
00:33:39You're so tough.
00:33:41Really?
00:33:42You used to sacrifice yourself to save me.
00:33:44I'll go get you.
00:33:45Do you have any evidence?
00:33:46Do you have such a long career?
00:33:48Look at her.
00:33:51How can she be so brave?
00:33:52She stood up and went out by herself.
00:33:54Maybe...
00:33:55Maybe she saw a cockroach.
00:33:57Cockroach?
00:33:58Will she be like this if she saw a cockroach?
00:34:01If I see it,
00:34:03I'll call it too.
00:34:05That's amazing.
00:34:08Yuren,
00:34:09I think...
00:34:10You think?
00:34:11I think...
00:34:12I think...
00:34:13I think...
00:34:14I think...
00:34:15I think...
00:34:16I think...
00:34:17I think...
00:34:18You think too much.
00:34:19I think...
00:34:20Think what?
00:34:22I really want it.
00:34:24Cockroach!
00:34:26Mouse!
00:34:29Dinosaur!
00:34:32Fire!
00:34:37Crocodile!
00:34:41So many bugs!
00:34:42So many bugs!
00:34:47Dinosaur!
00:34:48Dinosaur!
00:34:49Dinosaur!
00:34:50Dinosaur!
00:35:09This girl is too hardworking.
00:35:12Even her legs are soft.
00:35:17Where are the Indians? There are so many Ghanaians here.
00:35:19What should I do?
00:35:22Husband, you're back.
00:35:24Who is it, wife? Don't come in.
00:35:26What? I haven't seen your wife.
00:35:34Husband.
00:35:36Wife.
00:35:38My sea is more expensive than yours.
00:35:41You know, we politicians talk about image.
00:35:44But now I'm old and wrinkled.
00:35:46Long hair can't beat me, right?
00:35:48That's true.
00:35:49Okay, I'll buy another bottle tomorrow.
00:35:52You go to bed first.
00:35:53I still have to do my eyebrows and dark circles.
00:35:55I have a hearing tomorrow. You take your time.
00:35:59Good night.
00:36:02When Gao Wan fell in love with me, Zigong fell in love with you.
00:36:04The first time in the seventh season.
00:36:06Start.
00:36:07Xia Chunhua.
00:36:09Do you know? I have a secret to tell you.
00:36:12I also have a secret to tell you.
00:36:16What are you doing? Where did you find that actor?
00:36:19Big tongue, how to act?
00:36:21Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:36:22Our Angel Mommy is the queen.
00:36:25The queen.
00:36:26How does the big tongue sing?
00:36:28Those dubbing will do.
00:36:30All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:36:31Let's shoot the sequel first.
00:36:35When Gao Wan fell in love with me, Zigong fell in love with you.
00:36:37The first time in the first season of the third market.
00:36:39Start.
00:36:43Hey.
00:36:45What are you doing?
00:36:46Our contract is very clear.
00:36:48Kissing, handshake, all can use substitute.
00:36:50Play as you like.
00:36:51Come on, come on.
00:36:55Who is this?
00:36:56Substitute?
00:36:57Do you want me to kiss you faster?
00:36:59I'm busy.
00:37:00Kiss your head.
00:37:04Put it on Weibo.
00:37:05Good.
00:37:06Wait a minute.
00:37:07How outrageous.
00:37:08How outrageous.
00:37:09Hong Kong movies were killed by you low-skilled managers
00:37:11and unprofessional actors.
00:37:13You people are bad at acting, bad at singing, bad figure, bad attitude.
00:37:16The actual concept is bad.
00:37:17I can't pull it out every day.
00:37:18How did you know?
00:37:20Who told us that Angel Mommy has a lot of fans?
00:37:23How?
00:37:24Don't force me.
00:37:25Close the door and let go.
00:37:29What kind of manager?
00:37:30What kind of play?
00:37:31Help.
00:37:32What kind of manager?
00:37:33What kind of play?
00:37:34Help.
00:37:35What kind of manager?
00:37:36What kind of manager?
00:37:37What kind of manager?
00:37:38What kind of manager?
00:37:41Go.
00:37:42This person is crazy.
00:37:43What's going on?
00:37:47I'm done.
00:37:48No more filming.
00:37:49No actor.
00:37:51Director, can I try it too?
00:38:00You are?
00:38:02We met the day Mr. Zhu opened the store.
00:38:04My name is Audrey.
00:38:06My Chinese name is Audrey.
00:38:07Audrey from Audrey Hepburn.
00:38:11Why are you here?
00:38:12My friend is doing makeup next door.
00:38:15I came to see the play.
00:38:17I like acting very much.
00:38:19But...
00:38:20I don't need a substitute for passion.
00:38:23Come here.
00:38:25When Gao Wan loves me, I love Zicong.
00:38:27The second time.
00:38:29Start.
00:38:31Baby, do you know?
00:38:33I have a secret to tell you.
00:38:35I also have a secret to tell you.
00:38:38Don't be like this.
00:38:39If you are like this, I will be old.
00:38:43If you are not old,
00:38:45Edward is not a vampire,
00:38:47how good you are.
00:38:49But...
00:38:50If I want to get rid of our curse,
00:38:52the only thing I have to do is to fall in love with a virgin.
00:38:56I am...
00:38:57I am a virgin.
00:39:00Look at me.
00:39:02Look at me.
00:39:05Stop.
00:39:06Deputy director.
00:39:07What does destiny mean?
00:39:08Get on it.
00:39:09OK.
00:39:10Continue.
00:39:11Start.
00:39:13Get on.
00:39:14Get on you.
00:39:15After I get on you,
00:39:17you will be a man.
00:39:19I will find another man.
00:39:22That's a waste.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:26Stop.
00:39:27Turn off the light.
00:39:28We need to cultivate feelings.
00:39:30Can you do it?
00:39:31You will soon be a leading role.
00:39:34Really?
00:39:38I am a crazy movie star.
00:39:40I like the characters in the movie.
00:39:43Audrey Hepburn.
00:39:45Marilyn Monroe.
00:39:48And...
00:39:49Angelina Jolie.
00:40:03I am a virgin.
00:40:04I am a virgin.
00:40:05I am a virgin.
00:40:06I am a virgin.
00:40:07I am a virgin.
00:40:08I am a virgin.
00:40:09I am a virgin.
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00:40:11I am a virgin.
00:40:12I am a virgin.
00:40:13I am a virgin.
00:40:14I am a virgin.
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00:40:55I am a virgin.
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00:40:57I am a virgin.
00:40:58I am a virgin.
00:40:59I am a virgin.
00:41:00I am a virgin.
00:41:02I am a virgin.
00:41:14From now on, don't scare me like that.
00:41:31Oh
00:42:01Oh
00:42:31好了
00:42:33喂
00:42:34坐下
00:42:37阿九
00:42:39你是不是最近太操劳累坏了
00:42:42一直就我一个人吗
00:42:44我想我思觉失调了
00:42:46看看
00:42:47有可能
00:42:48杂志上说
00:42:49医学证明了
00:42:50中年妇女如果缺少运动
00:42:52患思觉失调的几率
00:42:53可达百分之八十
00:42:54哪个杂志说的
00:42:56一仔啊
00:42:57那得信了
00:42:58好了好了
00:42:59明天带你看医生啊
00:43:01Oh!
00:43:03Hey!
00:43:05That woman is back again!
00:43:06There is no woman!
00:43:08I can't see her!
00:43:10I caught her!
00:43:12Hey, I am your husband!
00:43:14You caught me!
00:43:16Oh!
00:43:17How is my husband's voice
00:43:19not my husband's appearance?
00:43:21Hey, I am your husband!
00:43:24Ah, I miss me crazy!
00:43:28Hey!
00:43:30Oh!
00:43:31Then I have to wait in line to see the exhibition tomorrow!
00:43:33Of course you have to!
00:43:34Save it if you can!
00:43:36Then are you my husband?
00:43:37I am not!
00:43:38Your husband has left.
00:43:40I am a fly.
00:43:42I really miss me crazy!
00:43:48I'll beat you to death, fly!
00:43:54Oh!
00:43:56It's okay!
00:43:58I just have a sore throat.
00:44:00I'll be fine after taking some medicine.
00:44:02Do I need to check the breast milk today?
00:44:04Just check it once a year.
00:44:06Didn't you check it last time, Linda?
00:44:08You remembered it wrong again.
00:44:09My name is Dolina.
00:44:11Yes, Dolina.
00:44:12I'm sorry.
00:44:13OK.
00:44:14I brought a sister today.
00:44:16She is also afraid of changing breast milk.
00:44:18You show her.
00:44:20Come in.
00:44:24What's wrong?
00:44:33Why are you here?
00:44:34I want to give you a surprise.
00:44:37What's wrong with you?
00:44:38No.
00:44:39I want you to check my body.
00:44:45Why did the nurse come in?
00:44:46At least she has to squat in the bathroom for half an hour to come out.
00:44:50I'll treat you to dinner.
00:44:58Actually, I'm a good man.
00:45:00Then I'll put on my clothes.
00:45:02A good man is a simple man.
00:45:05In fact, the whole name is a good-looking,
00:45:07humble,
00:45:08and very bad man.
00:45:18What are you doing?
00:45:19The doctor gave me a check-up.
00:45:20Suddenly I fainted.
00:45:21I'm giving him an artificial respiration.
00:45:23Go away.
00:45:24You don't understand.
00:45:25Let me do it.
00:45:35It's over.
00:45:46Hello.
00:45:47I miss you so much.
00:45:48I want to see you.
00:45:49It's too late.
00:45:51I don't care.
00:45:52I want to see you.
00:45:53I finished the last episode in the morning.
00:45:54I want to finish the next episode.
00:45:56Next episode?
00:45:58If you don't come,
00:45:59I'll go over and ring your doorbell.
00:46:01Don't do it.
00:46:03Either you ring my doorbell,
00:46:05or I'll ring your doorbell.
00:46:12Honey,
00:46:13who called you so late at night?
00:46:15A patient asked me to go to the emergency room.
00:46:17I'll be back soon.
00:46:18Go to sleep.
00:46:19Come back soon.
00:46:33Open the door.
00:46:34Don't lock it.
00:46:40You're a sweet seagull.
00:46:54Honey, you're late.
00:46:59I'm coming.
00:47:03Are you going to finish the next episode in the morning?
00:47:05Harry Potter has already finished seven episodes.
00:47:07Then you have to hurry up.
00:47:08Or else, you won't be able to finish it by tomorrow morning.
00:47:12Who is it?
00:47:13You didn't even call your stepmother, did you?
00:47:19It's my mother.
00:47:22Sit still. Don't panic. I'll send her away as soon as possible.
00:47:30My daughter! It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
00:47:33Your father is playing with women.
00:47:36Let's talk inside.
00:47:38Who is she?
00:47:40She's a gynecologist. I'm not feeling well at night, so I asked her to check on me.
00:47:44Gynecologist?
00:47:45You look like one.
00:47:48Sit down first. I'll go get you a cup of tea.
00:47:52It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
00:47:56Are you really a doctor?
00:47:58I am a doctor.
00:47:59That's good. Not all men are good.
00:48:02You want to touch my daughter?
00:48:03We have a rule.
00:48:05What? What do you mean by a rule?
00:48:06If you touch her, you'll eat her, right?
00:48:09No, no, no.
00:48:11We will never have sexual intercourse with a patient.
00:48:16That's good.
00:48:17Do you know that my daughter's father is a beast?
00:48:20I'm a beast, I'm a beast, I'm a beast, I'm a beast!
00:48:24What kind of girl wants to touch me?
00:48:29Doctor, I'm so miserable!
00:48:32I'm so miserable!
00:48:34I'm so miserable!
00:48:54Oh no!
00:48:56You bastard!
00:48:57You reacted so strongly when you saw me.
00:48:59My daughter is in your hands, and you still want to touch her?
00:49:02Daughter!
00:49:03I don't want you to be with this bastard in the future.
00:49:05I don't want to see him.
00:49:07This situation is really tragic.
00:49:15It's full of demonic aura.
00:49:17Hurry up.
00:49:18Open the door!
00:49:26You look familiar, Miss.
00:49:29We met at Mr. Zhu's party.
00:49:31Master.
00:49:35Where's your friend? I clearly heard a man's voice.
00:49:37I was alone.
00:49:41This time you're in danger.
00:49:43I don't know what I can do to help you.
00:49:45You don't remember me? I'm Xiao Qian.
00:49:49Do you want to see Liu Nian or Pi Ming?
00:49:51I know, Wen Yin Yuan.
00:49:55I'm being haunted.
00:49:57How do you know?
00:50:02Oh.
00:50:03It's unpredictable.
00:50:07He's been with me for many years.
00:50:09I'm haunted every night.
00:50:14It's full of demonic aura.
00:50:15Don't look at other people's secrets.
00:50:18I don't think your face is a big deal.
00:50:20Look at how powerful he is.
00:50:26Wait a minute.
00:50:28Are you Li Xiao Long Fu Ti?
00:50:32I...
00:50:34So you're my idol, Li Xiao Long.
00:50:37What can I do for you?
00:50:39I'm a ghost. I can't see him.
00:50:40Kill him for me.
00:50:42Xiao Long, do it yourself.
00:50:45If you don't kill him, I'll kill him for you.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:51I'll do it.
00:50:53I don't read much.
00:50:55Don't lie to me.
00:51:01Come on.
00:51:07Here's what I'll do.
00:51:09I'll ask someone out for a meal.
00:51:12Then we'll have a drink.
00:51:14Then we'll go to karaoke.
00:51:15If I have the feeling...
00:51:17Kill me, you brat!
00:51:18Look over there!
00:51:20Don't move!
00:51:22Raise your hands!
00:51:24Stand up!
00:51:26You've done a lot of good things.
00:51:28Pretending to be Li Xiao Long!
00:51:31Separate your legs!
00:51:33Put your hands behind your head!
00:51:38What else?
00:51:42You ran so fast.
00:51:47Take a seat.
00:51:52What do you want to eat?
00:51:53Fried rice.
00:51:56Fried rice.
00:52:04God, save me.
00:52:06God, save me.
00:52:08Don't let me see him again.
00:52:10I'm so scared.
00:52:26Leng Sine
00:52:29The Old Woman
00:52:37The ghost licks the char siu.
00:52:39What?
00:52:41What ghost licks char siu?
00:52:43The ghost licks the char siu.
00:52:44What? What ghost?
00:52:45Here, here, big brother.
00:52:47Here?
00:52:49Isn't it here?
00:52:51The whole char siu.
00:52:53You can't even see it when it's this sweet!
00:52:56All I see now is a female cop!
00:52:59You'd better buy it!
00:53:07Rocket Ghost?
00:53:09You're filming a ghost film?
00:53:11Where does a person live in a place like this?
00:53:23God, please save me!
00:53:43Please go to the first floor.
00:53:53Why are you here?
00:53:59What do you want?
00:54:01The elevator next door is broken.
00:54:11What is she doing?
00:54:14We've been sisters for decades.
00:54:17She's the only one left.
00:54:23She's the only one left.
00:54:34Ghost Master Guo is here.
00:54:36Ghost monster, dodge!
00:54:38You're not even lit!
00:54:40Can you see?
00:54:42You're not that great.
00:54:45Just dodge.
00:54:47I told you to go with the girl!
00:54:50That's right, the other side of the room.
00:54:53Hurry up!
00:54:58I won't let you get away with this!
00:54:59I'll make sure you're dead!
00:55:01I'll make sure you're dead!
00:55:03Are you dead? Are you dead?
00:55:05I'm dead! I'm dead!
00:55:07Don't die yet!
00:55:10I'm dead! I'm dead!
00:55:13Mr. Zhu, take the goods!
00:55:21Actually, I'm not possessed by a ghost.
00:55:23I was just playing with you.
00:55:24I'm the best at pretending to be alive.
00:55:27You're so good at it.
00:55:28Of course, there's more.
00:55:29I knew it.
00:55:31You're not going to expose me?
00:55:34Expose you and that...
00:55:36You're so cunning!
00:55:38But I just like you for being cunning.
00:55:45What's wrong?
00:55:45It's just...
00:55:47What's wrong?
00:55:48There's a pervert!
00:55:50Get on my body!
00:55:51Then let him get on!
00:55:53Can I not?
00:56:00Husband, what are you doing?
00:56:02Wife...
00:56:04I've been possessed by a ghost!
00:56:07It's okay, don't be afraid.
00:56:091, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:56:16That's all for today.
00:56:17See you next time.
00:56:18Okay, thank you.
00:56:20See you.
00:56:23Hi, Charlie.
00:56:24You...
00:56:25I'm Eleven.
00:56:26Don't you remember me?
00:56:28The one who took the photo last time?
00:56:29Yes.
00:56:30Are you here to learn how to dance?
00:56:31I've been choosing for a long time.
00:56:33I finally chose you.
00:56:34You have such good taste.
00:56:35Yes.
00:56:37I've been teaching in this area for five years.
00:56:39I'm the second.
00:56:40No one dares to be the first.
00:56:42I'm not choosing you to teach me how to dance.
00:56:44I'm choosing you to eat my pig.
00:56:48I'm still a virgin.
00:56:51Tell me the truth.
00:56:53How old are you?
00:56:5416 years old.
00:56:55Three days away.
00:56:57Then you should stay away from me.
00:56:59What are you afraid of?
00:57:00I'll eat my pig in three days.
00:57:02That's it.
00:57:03Are you afraid that no one will want it?
00:57:04Your pig...
00:57:05A lot of people want it online.
00:57:08Are you in a hurry to use money?
00:57:09It's not money.
00:57:10It's my friend.
00:57:12He calls me a virgin all day.
00:57:16Thank you for your gift.
00:57:20Am I ugly?
00:57:21No.
00:57:23Is it okay?
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:26What are you afraid of?
00:57:27I just want to find a man who is experienced and gentle.
00:57:31A man I like.
00:57:32It's my first time.
00:57:34Are you stupid?
00:57:37Will you like me?
00:57:38I like you.
00:57:40What do you mean?
00:57:42I like you a little bit.
00:57:44Okay, I like you.
00:57:45I like you a lot.
00:57:46I like you 360 degrees.
00:57:50B, C, D.
00:57:53I'm C.
00:57:55There is a difference.
00:57:57A little difference.
00:57:58A big difference.
00:57:59A big difference.
00:58:03I have a wife.
00:58:04I'm married.
00:58:05That's great.
00:58:07You have experience.
00:58:08You don't have to be responsible.
00:58:10Do you want to try it?
00:58:11Try it?
00:58:12Come down and try it.
00:58:14Give me a kiss.
00:58:16Sister, find a place to hide.
00:58:18My wife is here.
00:58:20Husband.
00:58:21Sister.
00:58:23Why is there a woman's voice?
00:58:25No.
00:58:27Don't talk about this.
00:58:28Is there a place to hide?
00:58:29We are being chased by the police.
00:58:30Hurry up.
00:58:31You saw it yourself.
00:58:32It's you.
00:58:33Don't think we can't find you upstairs.
00:58:36Officer, we are dancing.
00:58:39Show it to the police.
00:58:41You.
00:58:44You are the one fighting down there.
00:58:47No.
00:58:48How can this be?
00:58:49I'll prove it.
00:58:51I'll prove it.
00:58:54The police uncle is really here.
00:58:56I can prove that this uncle is a good person.
00:58:58Who are you?
00:59:00Student.
00:59:01I was molested downstairs just now.
00:59:03Fortunately, these two uncles hid me in the cabinet.
00:59:06Otherwise, it would be miserable.
00:59:07Really?
00:59:09I'm really a good citizen.
00:59:10It's just that my hair is a little long.
00:59:12Police uncle, I'm only 15 years old.
00:59:13I won't lie.
00:59:14Then go home quickly.
00:59:16But I'm still afraid.
00:59:17Uncle, go home with me.
00:59:18OK.
00:59:24Who is this girl?
00:59:25Pretty smart.
00:59:26I thought it was your subordinate.
00:59:28I have such a subordinate.
00:59:30Then I can't help it.
00:59:33Mr. Zhu devoted his life to every student.
00:59:37So everyone of us should repay him.
00:59:42Mr. Zhu got it.
00:59:47In fact,
00:59:49Mr. Zhu really taught us a lot of things.
00:59:52If you want to get rid of our curse,
00:59:54the only thing to do is to love you.
00:59:56I love you.
00:59:58I love you.
01:00:00I love you.
01:00:02What I want to do is I want to fall in love with a virgin.
01:00:04Mr. Zhu is a good teacher.
01:00:06He taught me a lot of new knowledge.
01:00:11Are you uncomfortable?
01:00:12No.
01:00:13I want you to check my body.
01:00:15I...
01:00:18She made me understand
01:00:20that demons are all over the sky.
01:00:22Don't peep at people's secrets.
01:00:24Where is my ghost root?
01:00:26Wow.
01:00:28It's really unpredictable.
01:00:30He taught us that although the world is stupid,
01:00:32we must understand ourselves.
01:00:34I just want to find a man
01:00:36who is experienced and gentle
01:00:38and has OK likes
01:00:40to be with me for the first time.
01:00:46Dear sisters,
01:00:48be careful.
01:00:56You are great today.
01:00:58Three times.
01:01:00I don't know.
01:01:02Maybe someone is chasing me.
01:01:04It's too exciting.
01:01:06It's too exciting.
01:01:10No.
01:01:12I have to go.
01:01:14I have a meeting tomorrow.
01:01:16See you tomorrow night.
01:01:20Don't you let me go?
01:01:22No.
01:01:24Wow.
01:01:26My legs are weak.
01:01:28OK. Let's go separately.
01:01:30Don't let the reporters see us.
01:01:32OK.
01:01:34See you. Bye.
01:01:38It's too hard.
01:01:50Dear,
01:01:52you are back.
01:01:59I have been waiting for you for a long time.
01:02:06I am very happy today.
01:02:10You?
01:02:12Am I really happy?
01:02:14I won the lawsuit today.
01:02:16So I decided to take a month off
01:02:18to make it up to you.
01:02:22OK. No need.
01:02:24Why not?
01:02:26Why not?
01:02:28I don't want to.
01:02:30You have been in prison for a long time.
01:02:32You should be very boring.
01:02:34I want to wipe something.
01:02:36Very boring, right?
01:02:38Then
01:02:40I will make it up to you.
01:02:52I just want to drink some water.
01:02:54Here is the water.
01:03:04Climb back.
01:03:18Give me the pants.
01:03:21Give me the pants.
01:03:25Come in. I will give it to you.
01:03:27I don't want it.
01:03:31I don't want the pants.
01:03:33I don't want to go to jail.
01:03:41Chen Zhen,
01:03:43why are you Chinese
01:03:45and I am Japanese?
01:03:47You
01:03:49Do you want to go home?
01:03:51Yes.
01:03:53I have to shoot an advertisement tomorrow.
01:03:55Then
01:03:57I will pick you up tomorrow.
01:03:59OK.
01:04:05What are you doing?
01:04:07Don't you know Chinese people speak Japanese?
01:04:09What are you doing?
01:04:11Don't you know Chinese people speak Japanese?
01:04:13Crazy.
01:04:15What are you doing?
01:04:17What are you doing, Chen Zhen?
01:04:23Let's go.
01:04:41What are you doing?
01:04:43Chen Zhen,
01:04:45if you don't come back,
01:04:47you can't go out.
01:04:49You have to do your duty as a man
01:04:51and fight with me
01:04:53for three hundred rounds.
01:04:57I think
01:04:59you don't have the courage.
01:05:03I will give you this plaque.
01:05:07Dong Ya Kui Lao
01:05:09You are Dong Ya Kui Lao.
01:05:15You are Dong Ya Kui Lao.
01:05:19Let's see
01:05:21whose stick is better.
01:05:37Be careful.
01:05:39You can't beat me today.
01:05:41I will do whatever I want.
01:05:45Can you be
01:05:47more gentle?
01:05:57You are full of demon aura again.
01:05:59The work is done.
01:06:03As the saying goes,
01:06:05you have to see her secret when you are full of demon aura.
01:06:09Are you a concubine or a ghost now?
01:06:11You can call it whatever you want.
01:06:13It doesn't matter if it's a human or a ghost!
01:06:17Hurry up!
01:06:20Send a good army to destroy the monster!
01:06:24Oh no!
01:06:26What kind of monster dares to seduce my husband?
01:06:30Don't be afraid, I'll save you!
01:06:32Hey, your ghost is gone!
01:06:34Why did you catch me?
01:06:35You're lying!
01:06:36I haven't left yet, I'm going to save my husband!
01:06:38Use the chopsticks!
01:06:43The ghost is gone!
01:06:44Wife, let me go!
01:06:45Since you're my husband, let me ask you!
01:06:47When was the first time you and I kissed?
01:06:50When we got married, I brought a few pairs of dragons.
01:06:52How many dishes did I eat with you on my birthday?
01:06:55How many horses did I ride?
01:07:01You don't know, do you?
01:07:02How dare you say you're my husband?
01:07:03Burn it with incense!
01:07:05You're just working!
01:07:06How can you be serious?
01:07:07It's true!
01:07:13The police station, right?
01:07:15Nothing, I just want to call an ambulance.
01:07:17Is it serious?
01:07:18I don't know.
01:07:19Why don't you come and see for yourself?
01:07:25Little girl!
01:07:26Someone is selling your pig online!
01:07:28It's 190,000 yuan!
01:07:29Hurry up and sell it!
01:07:31But I want to give it to you!
01:07:34What if I don't want it?
01:07:36I wrote a letter to your wife and brother-in-law.
01:07:38I said we were on a date that night.
01:07:42I haven't sent it yet.
01:07:45Are you threatening me?
01:07:47Don't be so rude!
01:07:50Let's have a drink.
01:07:56You...
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Why is this thing so salty?
01:08:01Today is my birthday.
01:08:02After midnight, I'll be 16 years old.
01:08:05When that time comes, you'll be my boyfriend.
01:08:07You won't be a wolf.
01:08:11Why do you seem to be more charming?
01:08:13Right?
01:08:14Cao Cha Li said that after you drank this, you would become a wolf.
01:08:19What?
01:08:21He's my uncle.
01:08:23You can't move.
01:08:29I can't.
01:08:31Bear with it.
01:08:32It's almost midnight.
01:08:36Your mom didn't teach you how to protect yourself.
01:08:39You can't drink drinks from strangers in karaoke.
01:08:45Wait, wait!
01:08:46It's not midnight yet!
01:08:59That's it?
01:09:00That's it?
01:09:03Ten...
01:09:04Nine...
01:09:05Eight...
01:09:06Seven...
01:09:07Six...
01:09:08Five...
01:09:09Four...
01:09:10Three...
01:09:11Two...
01:09:12One!
01:09:19Identity card!
01:09:21What is it?
01:09:22Identity card!
01:09:26You look familiar.
01:09:31Childhood sickness?
01:09:32She's 16 years old.
01:09:36Her birthday is tomorrow.
01:09:38What? It's past midnight.
01:09:41My watch says it's 11.45.
01:09:43It's been an hour.
01:09:45Did anything happen between you and that girl?
01:10:00Don't move.
01:10:01Robbery.
01:10:02You're here.
01:10:03Your wife is back in Taiwan.
01:10:05Of course I came early.
01:10:06When did you come?
01:10:07This afternoon.
01:10:09So early.
01:10:10I can do a lot of things.
01:10:12Count how many underwears you have.
01:10:15How many pairs of shoes your wife has.
01:10:17See if you and your wife are the same size.
01:10:21I'm not.
01:10:22I'm not.
01:10:23I'm not.
01:10:24I'm not.
01:10:25I'm not.
01:10:26I'm not.
01:10:27I'm not.
01:10:28See if you and your wife are the same size.
01:10:31See if you and your wife are the same size.
01:10:35After seeing the Chongqing Forest,
01:10:37I want to be like the princess in the Liang Chao Wei's house.
01:10:40Wow, have you ever slept in a big bed?
01:10:43Of course.
01:10:45I even imagined sleeping in bed with you.
01:10:52Don't panic.
01:10:53I've cleaned my hair and thrown it in the toilet.
01:10:56You're gone.
01:10:57You scared me.
01:10:58Aren't you afraid your wife will miss you and come back early?
01:11:01No.
01:11:02I told her I was going to Singapore for a medical conference.
01:11:05How could she come back early?
01:11:06You're so bad.
01:11:13It seems someone is back.
01:11:14Is my wife back?
01:11:18Silly pig.
01:11:20Come in.
01:11:21Come in.
01:11:23Come in.
01:11:26My husband.
01:11:28He went to Singapore.
01:11:32Don't be like this.
01:11:35He won't be back tonight.
01:11:38Why don't we go upstairs?
01:11:45Why did she bring a man back?
01:11:46It's called stealing love.
01:11:48It's called stealing people.
01:11:51Stealing people?
01:11:57What are you doing?
01:11:58Stealing people.
01:12:00We're also stealing people.
01:12:02Why should we kill people?
01:12:06What should we do?
01:12:07We're lucky.
01:12:08But they can't see us.
01:12:10They play with them.
01:12:12We play with us.
01:12:15No.
01:12:17What do you want?
01:12:20Wife.
01:12:22Husband.
01:12:24Didn't you go to Singapore?
01:12:26Didn't you say you went back to Taiwan?
01:12:30What are you looking for?
01:12:31A man.
01:12:32No.
01:12:33A hat.
01:12:34A hat.
01:12:35Hat?
01:12:36Where is the hat?
01:12:37No, husband.
01:12:38No.
01:12:39No.
01:12:40Toilet.
01:12:41Why is there a hat in the toilet?
01:12:43Husband.
01:12:45What's wrong with you today?
01:12:47She loves you so much.
01:12:48She bought you a new hat.
01:12:50Do you want to see it?
01:12:52So handsome.
01:12:53So mature.
01:12:54Husband.
01:12:57What are you doing?
01:12:58Husband.
01:12:59Why are you in such a hurry to get on the bed?
01:13:01What are you looking for?
01:13:02Someone slept here.
01:13:04No one has been here.
01:13:05You're a silly pig.
01:13:08What are you doing?
01:13:11Brown hair.
01:13:13Whose is it?
01:13:14I want to give you a surprise.
01:13:16These are mine.
01:13:19Why is it brown?
01:13:21I'm going to dye it in a place where no one can see.
01:13:24Only you can see, right?
01:13:28What are you doing?
01:13:29You don't believe me now?
01:13:31Tell me.
01:13:32You don't believe me, do you?
01:13:34You don't believe me, do you?
01:13:35No.
01:13:36Okay, I'll go.
01:13:37No.
01:13:38No.
01:13:42You said it.
01:13:55What's wrong with the three of you?
01:13:58My agent is dead.
01:14:01What about you?
01:14:02I was caught by the police station that day.
01:14:05I took a lot of pictures with fingerprints.
01:14:08I'm used to standing by the wall.
01:14:13What's wrong with you, Ying?
01:14:14I...
01:14:15I...
01:14:16I was stabbed by the wall.
01:14:19Who stabbed you?
01:14:20My wife.
01:14:21Who stabbed you?
01:14:22My wife.
01:14:25What about you?
01:14:26I'm worse than him.
01:14:28My wife used ten different methods to deal with me.
01:14:32I'm so ashamed.
01:14:34Look.
01:14:36How did this happen?
01:14:37I have a wife.
01:14:39Do you think she'll die?
01:14:40You won't wash her away?
01:14:42I can't.
01:14:43Because she used a spray that the bank uses to deal with robbers.
01:14:48It only lasts for seven months.
01:14:51By the way, where's the doctor?
01:14:53He's not back yet.
01:14:57Why are you all here?
01:15:00It's a long story.
01:15:02Let's go in and talk.
01:15:05Actually, I don't know if I'm wearing a green cap.
01:15:10You don't know?
01:15:13You have one?
01:15:16We didn't say anything.
01:15:22Hello?
01:15:23Yes.
01:15:26Then...
01:15:28You keep an eye on her.
01:15:29I'll be back as soon as possible.
01:15:32What happened?
01:15:33I asked four detectives to follow her.
01:15:35I just got a call.
01:15:37I saw her bringing a guy in a suit home.
01:15:40How could she be so cruel?
01:15:42That's too much.
01:15:43Give me a heart transplant.
01:15:44I'll cut it off for you.
01:15:46Spare him if you can.
01:15:49Yes.
01:15:51I'll kill him if I can't spare him.
01:15:53Kill him.
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:55Pick up this bastard.
01:15:56Yes.
01:15:57Pick up this high-ranking official.
01:15:58Yes.
01:16:02Her fingers are stiff.
01:16:03Her hands are swollen.
01:16:04Her eyes are swollen.
01:16:05Let her go.
01:16:09She knows how to wipe her mouth after eating.
01:16:12Who are you?
01:16:13It's nothing.
01:16:14Actually, we're sent by the authorities to exterminate insects.
01:16:18What insects?
01:16:19Look at you.
01:16:20I'll kill him.
01:16:26What are you doing?
01:16:27I'm cutting your thorn.
01:16:28Does it hurt?
01:16:30I advise you not to hurt him.
01:16:33You're pretending to fly.
01:16:35More than that.
01:16:36No way.
01:16:40What are you playing?
01:16:41A six-diamond game?
01:16:42How about this?
01:16:43Let me introduce him to you.
01:16:46This is Mr. Ying Hong, a senior lawyer we hired.
01:16:52We hired him to help us get a collective divorce.
01:16:57Divorce?
01:16:58You're cheating.
01:16:59Shut up.
01:17:00Do you want to be beaten again?
01:17:04So handsome.
01:17:05Don't be mean.
01:17:07Let's watch the movie first.
01:17:08What?
01:17:15He won't come back tonight.
01:17:18Why don't we go upstairs?
01:17:20How could there be such a movie?
01:17:21You're a scumbag.
01:17:22By the way, he's the only one.
01:17:24Why should we get married?
01:17:25Watch the movie first.
01:17:26And...
01:17:27What?
01:17:36You're really a scumbag.
01:17:39Why did you go out?
01:17:40If I put this movie on the Internet,
01:17:43you won't even be an actor.
01:17:47I didn't.
01:17:48I didn't.
01:17:49You don't have to say it.
01:17:53Are you going to use the nine bows to catch me?
01:17:56I used more than 90,000 yuan to prove that you were stealing.
01:17:59How did you prove it?
01:18:01I said it.
01:18:03Are you a human or a ghost?
01:18:05Of course, I'm a ghost.
01:18:08It's really over.
01:18:10It's okay. Come home with me.
01:18:13Go away.
01:18:18I betrayed you.
01:18:20Why?
01:18:22Lawyer Liu said he would take me to Hollywood to see Johnny Depp.
01:18:25Are you going to see Johnny Depp or Paul Johnny Depp?
01:18:28See Paul first.
01:18:31The fact is that we didn't wrong you.
01:18:40But you also stole someone.
01:18:43I stole someone?
01:18:48My husband went to Singapore.
01:18:56You are so bad.
01:19:00So bad.
01:19:01Don't.
01:19:02Don't do this.
01:19:04Now you have two choices.
01:19:06The first is divorce.
01:19:08Divorce is to give us half of your property.
01:19:11Then let Lawyer Ying sue you for assault.
01:19:13Without the other half, you don't have a dime.
01:19:15The second choice is to give all the property to our wife.
01:19:19Three years of detention.
01:19:20If there is a repeat, all confiscated.
01:19:22Isn't that the same?
01:19:23Then you choose the first one, right?
01:19:25We choose the second one.
01:19:26You bastards are so ungrateful.
01:19:28I also change.
01:19:29Wife, you didn't keep me.
01:19:31You didn't give me back in three years.
01:19:32All belong to you.
01:19:34You are so good again.
01:19:36Envy can be hated.
01:19:37Don't hate.
01:19:38The glass is upside down.
01:19:42We surrender.
01:19:44Surrender.
01:19:50In this battle, the five men lost miserably.
01:19:52Signed an unequal treaty.
01:19:54The five wives won.
01:19:56They don't complain to the children.
01:19:57Go to Mr. Zhu's grave and cry.
01:20:01Mr. Zhu, report to you.
01:20:03We failed.
01:20:04We were all confiscated by my wife.
01:20:06Today's daily salary is only 28 yuan.
01:20:08Are you miserable?
01:20:09I'm more miserable.
01:20:10She used to be my wife.
01:20:11Now it's my boss.
01:20:12He often asks me to go to jail.
01:20:14You are underage.
01:20:15Why don't you go to jail?
01:20:16Yes.
01:20:17Her ID card is her sister's.
01:20:19She is 18 years old.
01:20:20This joke is too big.
01:20:22Mr. Zhu, it turns out that my wife secretly went to learn martial arts.
01:20:25Also took a black belt.
01:20:27Now someone is looking for her to shoot martial arts.
01:20:30She goes home every day and treats me like a fool.
01:20:34Now I always feel that someone secretly shoots me.
01:20:36I have to wash my clothes in the morning.
01:20:39Don't be discouraged.
01:20:40I have calculated it.
01:20:42As long as there is no end of the world after 2012,
01:20:45we will be reincarnated.
01:20:46That's great.
01:20:49Everyone knows I'm a fake.
01:20:50It's exciting.
01:20:54You guys.
01:20:56Mr. Zhu, how did you come out?
01:20:57I'm not a ghost.
01:20:58I'm an angel.
01:20:59You often go to a sexual massage and can still be an angel.
01:21:01Yes.
01:21:02You invite me to promote economic prosperity.
01:21:04What's the problem?
01:21:06Since ancient times,
01:21:07everyone wants to cherish the people in front of them.
01:21:11People in front of you?
01:21:12You are shameless.
01:21:13How can you say such a thing?
01:21:14If your wife didn't love you, she would have left a long time ago.
01:21:17Punishment is used to balance her own psychology.
01:21:20Feelings are a pot of flowers.
01:21:22You want her to bloom and bear fruit.
01:21:24You want two people to water together.
01:21:27Now your wife is about to water.
01:21:28You still don't hurry to roll back.
01:21:30Mr. Zhu.
01:21:31I'm sure you've seen Jesus up there.
01:21:32Otherwise, how could there be so much reason?
01:21:34Then Fengshui is useless.
01:21:35Of course not.
01:21:37That's it.
01:21:38That's it.
01:21:52It doesn't look good.
01:21:54Why don't we do it?
01:21:55But we have to watch it while doing it.
01:21:57Okay.
01:21:58But don't eat chocolate.
01:22:08You'll die if you teach flowers like this.
01:22:15You have to teach it like this.
01:22:16You.
01:22:19You.
01:22:20No, no, no.
01:22:21Teach flowers, teach flowers.
01:22:25I'll teach you.
01:22:32Stop.
01:22:34Stop.
01:22:36Sister Nineteen.
01:22:37Your acting is really good.
01:22:38You are the future of this film.
01:22:39What future?
01:22:40Qiu Yun.
01:22:42Coming.
01:22:43Eat.
01:22:45Thirsty.
01:22:46Thirsty.
01:22:47Please have some tea.
01:22:50A lot of sweat.
01:22:51Come on, wipe your sweat.
01:22:56A little water.
01:22:57Yes, a big bottle.
01:22:59Come on.
01:23:04Oh.
01:23:07I can't pull it out.
01:23:08Okay, give me a stick.
01:23:22Wait.
01:23:23Wait again.
01:23:27Let me calculate it.
01:23:31What to calculate?
01:23:33What to calculate?
01:23:42These men are so naive.
01:23:44They think they are very smart.
01:23:46They don't know how stupid we women are.
01:23:50That's right.
01:23:51They know if they are pooping or peeing.
01:23:54When did you know?
01:23:58Do you know?
01:23:59My character relies on the line of sight.
01:24:01So when I go to the TV,
01:24:02I'm old and wrinkled.
01:24:03I feel like I have long hair.
01:24:04Right?
01:24:06Okay, it's okay.
01:24:07I'll buy it tomorrow.
01:24:09Wife, you sleep first.
01:24:10I still have whitening to remove dark circles.
01:24:13Then you take your time.
01:24:14I have to go to court tomorrow.
01:24:20How can it be so late?
01:24:25Summer.
01:24:27Nurse Zhu.
01:24:29It's nothing.
01:24:30Last night, the doctor left the hospital in the middle of the night.
01:24:33I want to ask him if he left a message.
01:24:36He didn't tell me.
01:24:47Husband, what's wrong with you?
01:24:49Wife.
01:24:51I was raped by a ghost.
01:24:54Don't be afraid.
01:24:55It hurts.
01:24:56Husband.
01:24:58Men go out to steal poetry.
01:25:00It's expected.
01:25:02If he still dares to lie to you,
01:25:04it means he still cares about you.
01:25:06If you love him,
01:25:08or you can consider
01:25:10letting him go.
01:25:12Otherwise,
01:25:13give your husband to someone else.
01:25:15That won't work.
01:25:17I've been with him for so many years
01:25:18to live a good life.
01:25:20I can't let go.
01:25:22I used to hang out with him on the street.
01:25:24Now I see that Feng Shui is worth 1,000 yuan.
01:25:27Giving it to someone else is a big loss.
01:25:30So,
01:25:32I made a decisive decision.
01:25:43Thank you.
01:25:55It's so beautiful.
01:26:14The five ladies are so beautiful
01:26:16and smart.
01:26:18But they forgot two sentences.
01:26:20One foot higher.
01:26:22The fire is higher than the tent.
01:26:24The fire is higher than the tent.
01:26:42Your wife gave us money.
01:26:43We can continue to play.
01:26:45What are you doing?
01:26:53This one.
01:26:54What is it?
01:26:55Is it a new style?
01:27:02You put the wrong foot.
01:27:04You have a lot of money.
01:27:078,000 yuan.
01:27:09You...
01:27:108,000 yuan.
01:27:13You gave me a lot of money.
01:27:17The stage.
01:27:20Why is it so high?
01:27:22Why don't you dance?
01:27:24Then turn around.
01:27:29Turn around.
01:27:33The bodyguard.
01:27:35Do you have a bodyguard?
01:27:37I don't have a bodyguard.
01:27:38He's sitting here.
01:27:41Five.
01:27:42Five.
01:27:44Don't be afraid.
01:27:48The cockroach.
01:27:51The cockroach.
01:27:53Isn't this my husband?
01:27:55I said it wrong.
01:28:00I'm playing with you.
01:28:01I'm fooling you.
01:28:03Zheng Qiao.
01:28:05This money.
01:28:06This money.
01:28:09Li Na.
01:28:10Li Na.
01:28:12Li Na.
01:28:13Li Na.
01:28:15You have no guts.
01:28:18You have no guts.
01:28:24I'll go with you.
01:28:26My ex-wife's birthday.
01:28:32It's so hot.
01:28:34OK.
01:28:37You're great.
01:28:39You're great.
01:28:40Get the goods.
01:28:42I'm not dead yet.
01:28:43Get the goods. I'm not dead yet.