Grafters (1998) (S1, Ep 5)
Part 5 of 8 of the ITV drama. Joe and Trevor return to London to finish their work, but Paul hinders the brothers' work schedule and jeopardizes their business. Contains some nudity.
Transcript
00:00You
00:27You think he'll be all right
00:30Course he will
00:32Yeah, you don't just leave your wife and your kid and you carry on like nothing's happened you did
00:40Just don't want him sitting around on his own getting maudlin, that's all
00:45Lost his dad gonna miss him. So will I I
00:52Loved him too, you know
00:54I
00:59Know worse than bottling it all up
01:02You think that's what he's doing
01:05Seen it before
01:07When your mom died
01:10You wet buckets
01:12He hardly blew his nose
01:15You
01:22Right vamos
01:25We're gonna sand varnish the floorboards put in new windows new skirt and
01:30fitted shelves cupboard see the side the fireplace
01:33nice
01:37Always
01:40Three plaster paint throughout banister spindle strip back
01:45Joe at last
01:48We thought you'd forgotten about us
01:50No, no, we would have phone but their funeral took a lot of salt in that of course. Sorry, really
01:57I'm very sorry about your grandfather
02:00It's John Trevor and this is our dad Lenny. He'll be staying with us for a while
02:05I
02:07Realize we're a bit behind so dad's gonna help us out. Hey
02:12Can I offer you my condolences
02:14They're not that bad to work with Laura
02:20Steam strip
02:23Strip
02:24the
02:26train
02:27You need to get rid of every scrap of paper sand it down and slap some filler on
02:33Then dance naked in the street with your hair on fire. Are you listening? No
02:38Is that the Millennium Dome? Oh, yeah, I suppose you'll be long gone by the time it opens
02:45What does that mean?
02:47You're gonna get started or what? What's down the builders yard?
02:51So much to see so little time to see no time at all told him we're gonna work the weekend
02:58Steam strip
03:01Please please don't mention the money
03:04would
03:06Hello, Henry. Nice to see you. Sorry. I'm got that 28 grand. I owe you what's for lunch and
03:13Don't talk about the house either. Why not? It'll make him think about the money
03:27One more favor
03:31You know, he's gonna try and wind you up rise above it, please. Oh
03:41What's his girlfriend go tell you again know what
03:53I'll do turn that down
04:00What about a drink Paul or are you driving am I oh
04:04Yes
04:06Can I have a bloody Mary, please? That you may Paul made you mind up. I just water
04:12Busy or still doesn't
04:16Laura darling
04:18Sorry to have been so rude stuck in the kitchen like that drink moo. Um, gin and tonic, please
04:30Oh
04:33He's gone gone way what about the walls I gave him a job to do
04:47Thanks for picking us up you bastards
04:50We're from Kings Cross man, I left a message on your mobile did you
04:57Well, that's great Simon do the walls in there we don't need that of course we do we need him here
05:02Why there's three of us without them?
05:05Trevor what did I tell you? I do not want my dad sitting around on his own getting maudlin. He needs looking after
05:12You'll be all right
05:14He's a big lad our dad
05:17Nice trip
05:26Oh
05:45You want some more of this milk, please darling, are you still working abroad a lot?
05:57So if I got that wrong, well, you're always popping up to France I am
06:01But moo is what Henry calls me. Her name's Maddie in case you'd forgotten. Oh
06:08Sorry, you're having water, aren't you?
06:12So, how's the house going
06:15Can you better talk about it? Oh
06:19Coming on in leaps and bounds
06:20Really? Oh, I am glad I thought you would be
06:23Despairing of the whole project the project as you call it. It's going really well
06:27Our home as I like to call it will be really great
06:31Well, I never doubted it would be Paul, but I know how impossible builders can be
06:36Especially your posse
06:37These are top-notch builders. We're very happy with them. Aren't we Laura?
06:42But Henry says they took your house like a campsite. Well, I'm sure Paul has balanced the inconvenience against the price
06:49He knows how to deal with people like that. I
06:52Expect you're driving a pretty hard bargain. Aren't you Paul?
06:55Penalty clause if they miss the completion date
07:01You do have a completion date
07:04We don't need one they've done just about everything now done as in finished
07:11Mm-hmm wiring. Yes plumbing
07:15Yes, mm-hmm, it's basically just the painting and decorating
07:24I'll come and see for yourself if you don't believe me. Why don't you both come to lunch?
07:28Well, you must this suit up. Perhaps we shall we'd like you to
07:32Hmm
07:35It'll be lovely
07:39Actually, there is still quite a lot of work to be done
07:41Actually, there is still quite a lot of work to be done
07:44Well Paul seems to think you're ready now. So shall we say a week today?
07:52Great
07:54Oh
08:08It's all right, they won't harm you he's right being friendly
08:13Mind
08:18Nearly finished in there
08:24Why
08:26So all these units to be replaced
08:29ash, I think but I'm willing to be guided and
08:33The front room not through I believe it's a load-bearing wall
08:38It is but that's no problem
08:41Yeah, do this easy
08:44marvelous
08:45In which case the big question is how much I?
08:49Was thinking more when can you start?
08:52I'm off to LA next week, and I want everything done before I get back. I can't live with any mess in my house
08:59When are you back a couple of months?
09:03Can you do it?
09:11It's got me really tight we can do this we need to be out of here in four weeks
09:17Yeah
09:18We can't we can I've worked it out
09:23Well, what if we don't want to stay in London? I'm up for a bit more the high life. Can I have your binge I?
09:29Thought you wanted to go back to see more of your daughter
09:33Trevor don't you get it. This is a chance to make a reputation for ourselves
09:39Hello
09:40dad
09:42All right, where the hell are you been? We've been worried sick. I wasn't worried
09:47Every nice day. Thank you. So most of London from the river on a boat
09:53Take a wild guess trailer
09:57That smell
10:00You dad oh
10:02I'll be from the barge man. I met this canny lad called slug
10:06He runs rubbish to a dump just past the barrier and what about the job you're supposed to be doing I didn't fancy it
10:12But we've got deadlines to keep you might have me I've got the whole world to see money
10:20Morning all
10:23Listen I'm sorry about this slight change of plan
10:27Laura's got her dad coming here to lunch next Saturday. It's a very important day for her. So I want all the plumbing work done
10:35New water tank new boiler new bathroom suite fitted and working
10:40Less than a week. Mm-hmm. That's impossible Paul throw at me plans completely. That's not the same as impossible
10:46I want a proper bathroom for my father-in-law. Why what's wrong with the one you using?
10:50It stinks
10:52The loo doesn't flush half the time though. I
10:55Have to justify my decision to you Trevor. I'm telling you what I want
10:59And I'm telling you can't be done
11:01Well for a start the plumbers aren't due for a fortnight. We could maybe reschedule them. They're very busy
11:07Yeah, so am I look I tell you what
11:10There's an extra 300 quid in it for you if you get it done on time. How about that?
11:14It's not a question of money Paul 500 cash in hand. We'll do it. Cheers. See you later lads
11:27Just what I think I've got the measure of your stupidity you do something that makes me step back in amazement
11:32Molly take a couple of phone calls. Just think of the money
11:36500 quid months brilliant. There's no one think long-term apart from me
11:40We don't finish the whole job on time. Then we can't go down the road for the next job. It's cash in hand
11:46And what do you want cash in hand for Trevor?
11:49Daniel, you know baby things. We always need some
11:54You know what you need I I need you off me back
12:02Oh
12:10Alright Emma
12:12Why you've caught the Sun nicely there pet? Oh, how about oh, I'd really suit you that time
12:18And you know your dress sets is off a treat. You're trying to embarrass me or something takes more than that, you know Simon
12:26But if you think you can go ahead make me blush
12:32Just as I thought you're all talk
12:36No, I'm not I can put some color in your cheeks. What about tonight?
12:46Does he never stop working
12:50Funny a couple of phone calls
12:53Never seen him like this before
12:58Now can't you tell us something wrong
13:03Oh, you can't see and I'm gonna have to worry about the pen
13:09See you back there
13:12Hang on I'll come with you
13:21Same again joke
13:32I
13:38Think I saw a pen calling on the floor just then I'll look for it later. Give you hand if you like
13:51It might have to wait till closing time
13:55That's okay
13:58No one to hurry home to
14:01Well, even if it was I don't think I'd go
14:08If you're looking for plumbers and a three the best
14:11Yeah, but drinking here most nights
14:14We've almost finished a job down the road. I could make the introduction
14:18Well, thank you cat. Oh you want
14:23You certainly do
14:25Oh
14:28Right
14:32Evening it's uh, Emma from next door, right? Yeah, that's right
14:39Are you going to introduce us then Simon
14:45I'm Lenny do you and Trevor's dad?
14:48I
14:49Know what you do now Trevor man. She's with Simon
14:52In jaws bed. Oh, sorry. It's just it look the most comfortable
14:58You said there'd be hours. It's my fault pet. I was starving
15:03Do you want some food? Oh
15:05Have you eaten already?
15:17I
15:27Can ask you something
15:30Where's your toilet
15:33Door opposite be with you in a minute
15:36Dad
15:52No
15:56Mom don't worry. She's here mom. Okay, darling. Come on back to bed
16:06Say night-night to the nice man
16:10Tonight
16:12Sweetheart
16:34Sorry
16:37I
16:38Can't do this
16:40There's no hurry
16:45No, we haven't gotta go
16:50What
16:55Sorry
16:59Can't
17:01I
17:04Do you have too much to drink
17:10Is it me
17:14No, no my problem I
17:21Don't understand
17:25You don't have to
17:28Like I said, it's
17:31my problem
18:01I
18:07Was time to get up
18:13It's quarter past five mom. Oh
18:20Oh, do you fancy a lion
18:24So do I
18:27Oh
18:29Paul
18:36What's happening here just decided to concentrate on the plumbing Joe's decided
18:42I've asked him to put the ceiling on the back burner
18:46Because of this lunch with Henry and moo
18:48Told him everything was nearly finished if the plumbing isn't fixed. I look like a prat
18:54Paul
18:55We agreed the bills would finish the top floor and work their way down
18:59You don't own this house. We do before you change anything you talk to me, okay?
19:06You can tell them to forget about this I
19:09Would but I've offered them a bonus if they get it done on time
19:14How much 500 which would appear magically from where exactly?
19:25That's that settled then
19:39I've got the night off. So do you want to do something?
19:43Yeah, I mean should we go out?
19:46What you choose?
19:48Doesn't matter me as long as we end up in bed
19:50Simon I don't fancy a shot. I might do but you know, I want it to happen spontaneously
19:57When Simon what we both know it's gonna happen
20:02Do we?
20:06Emma
20:08Forget what she said take your gear back downstairs. We just brought it back up again this morning. That means we've lost a whole day
20:15We can't finish on time now thousand pounds as you can
20:20You just hang on with you
20:23Listen for a moment
20:25Now you can have your plumbing done quickly
20:27Or you can have it done properly
20:29It's up to you
20:31But I strongly recommend want it done by Friday night
20:40It's a laugh isn't it?
20:51You
20:56What's Emma's problem that are we gonna talk about this on that she dragged me into bed
21:03Put up a struggle did you
21:05Gosh, not but now the point is why she gone off me now. I don't understand what she wants
21:12What do you think? She wants to don't ask me
21:15I
21:18Why do you think it went wrong with you and Karen
21:23She got bored it's hard to believe on a hate you
21:31What about you sure when did your marriage first what is this Simon opera sudden bloody Winfrey the thing you lads forget this
21:37Women like to talk
21:39You want to get to know them talk to them. I
21:42Don't talk to them
21:45before Jordan and after
21:47Listen to yourself Simon. I'd put sex sex sex. I don't know who wants a drink. No, thanks
22:01Do the family get the drinks from him we need to talk
22:06You
22:13Okay fine you
22:18Fine all right
22:24I'm forgotten what I promised I
22:26Was gonna introduce those plumbers to you when I see him. I'll point him in your direction
22:31right
22:33Thanks
22:37I
22:41've got customers to serve there's something else you wanted. I wanted to say sorry I
22:51Tried to tell you last night
22:52It's just there's been a lot of things on me mine, and I couldn't stop you thinking about whatever. Oh you did
23:01It's just when I saw your daughter what the hell she got to do with this
23:06I thought we had the house to ourselves. She wasn't on her own you know
23:10My mom was with her
23:12I'd never leave Alice alone. I'm sure you wouldn't it's just
23:17I've got a daughter the same age. What are you saying?
23:21Think I'm a tart for letting you sleep with me my little girl next door. No. It's not what I'm saying then
23:27What are you saying?
23:33You're not making any sense
23:37I need time this week. I'll be fine. Hey paint Simon's getting them in jazz much
23:51That's three pints you wore me I've dragged out one two three what I count too fast for yourself. Yeah, you're paying twat
24:02Joe
24:04German
24:07You have to look for trouble sorry his medications wearing off another gutless Geordie
24:20You
24:37Freedom
24:47They stuck around if I'd known what you were planning a night in the cells and a criminal record
24:51We just got a caution there was no fine or anything. That's the taxi
25:00Think Joe's paying for that
25:07Yeah, I think was on the kitchen table
25:11Um
25:14What's he doing I'll not tell you about this no
25:27I'm taking Emma and Fraser here to see the cutie sock. Could you put me 20 quid, please?
25:31phoning Paul nobody do anything to my
25:37I
25:39Didn't you hear we're off for a day out, then he's made a quiche
25:45Quiche
25:47You know, I think I will get his coat it's clouding over
25:56What trans out of me do you
26:00note
26:01He's just a smashing less. We discuss new enough to be a granddad
26:06I'm just trying to show a good time man. I'll bet you know you're dirty old man
26:11But we agreed they'd go back upstairs
26:14Laura
26:16Please I mean if you just let me explain
26:29When I'm back upstairs, yes, please
26:32Please
26:34This is stupid man
26:37No one knows what's going on. You know, there's no point
26:39It's taking to get you back upstairs because as soon as Paul comes home, it's gonna be all change again
26:44Sick of it sick of everything. What do you want me to do about this sorted out man?
26:50Me it's purpose and purpose, isn't it? We've got near purpose. So that means it's down to purpose. That's you
27:02Do you want to lose a thousand pound
27:06And shift yourself then man
27:32You
27:45Where do you want to be dropped off?
27:47Anywhere's fine for me. Where are you going shops the bank?
27:51Is that where you're going?
27:53No, I'm going to work
27:55Where's that just off the high road? Oh, well, that's perfect for me
28:03I
28:04Don't even know what you do
28:07I work for a housing association
28:10We redevelop old buildings make them fit for people to live in a bit like us
28:16We don't do it for profit
28:22It is quite important for us the money I mean
28:29Especially for me
28:32Especially now
28:36Why now
28:38We've parted
28:41Name Karen
28:43Joking no
28:46Of course you're not sorry that was a stupid thing to say
28:50What happened long story Laura
28:56I know you're busy
29:02Should've seen it coming, but you don't do you not until it's too late
29:08You just keep pretending
29:11And all the signs are there, but it's like you're looking back on them. You just don't see when they're right there in front of you
29:21Does that make sense
29:23Yeah
29:27Still with Daniel you'll still be able to see him. Oh, yeah, we agreed I can see him when I want
29:36That's what she said last week, but there's Andy wolf
29:46I mean she says that they're just friends, but well, that's what we were before we started going out together
29:54But for all I know
29:57Well
30:01This is where I work
30:05Right
30:08This sounds terrible, but
30:11It all comes down to money in the end I
30:15don't want it to but it does I
30:17I
30:19Want Daniel to know that I still care about him
30:24How do I do that if I'm not gonna be around him all the time?
30:28The only thing I can do
30:31Is buy him toys clothes, you know get him stuff so that he'll look at it, and they'll think
30:39That's from my dad
30:42He must still care about me
30:48I think babies think like that. I suppose so what a grown-up to do
30:58You really want Paul's bonus, don't you?
31:17Oh
31:24Forget what I said, we'll do it your way
31:26I'm sorry. Yes, you should be no, I mean did I hear you, right?
31:32You're not sorry. Well, yeah, I am
31:37You've been a very silly boy, but I'll forgive you
31:42I'll say nothing more about the ceiling until all the plumbing is done
31:53And as a special treat I'll cook something delicious for the four of us on Saturday
32:01Do you have to
32:13Barmaid down the cock and anchor centers. All right
32:16You wanted some plumbers
32:18You are feeling very sympathetic towards a certain someone today plumbers are here lads
32:29You're right, you know with another
32:33This
32:34See what you did. Yeah, well you started it. We never finished it. Oh, hey, come on. Let's just forget it
32:40Why scared cuz the other ones not with you no, no the stream is not what we're three on three. Hey, what are you shit?
33:11Oh
33:28The plumbers turned up
33:37Done a nice job
33:41I
33:42Said tosses from the Pope. I
33:45Didn't know when I let them in Jewel. I'm sorry wasn't your fault dad
33:52Why did I think something might go right just for once
33:57Mess
34:00Just like everything else. Oh
34:04Well, we can forget the next job I
34:07I
34:08Was needy to think we'd finish here. No
34:12You're not an idiot Joe
34:16You're lazy
34:19Arrogant
34:20Selfish, I'm not a worry about who got hurt and not a question about how the trouble started
34:26Just thinking about yourself as usual
34:30You're okay on you
34:36I
34:52So, what do we do
34:58We do the poem
35:01Trevor do you want to finish this job Trevor? We're not plumbers. We know nothing about it
35:08you maybe
35:10me
35:13I've been the library
35:31Are you doing I am making progress
35:36You're not cutting it up I can read understand diagrams it's not that difficult
35:43see
35:46What about the toilet doing that next just relax
35:51Do this I'll tell you something else I've been joined me sir
36:00I
36:25Would say so
36:28Fridge I'd even for the bin if I were you
36:33What was it anyway
36:38I'm Antonio Calucci man myself
36:51Missed a bit
36:53If you've got nothing better to do it's all under control Paul
36:56You'll have hot and cold running water toilets that flush before you wake up tomorrow
37:01As long as you don't wake up till midday
37:03Are they coming at one? It's Joe Paul
37:08Can I help yeah, you're supposed to be cooking I've delegated
37:13Lenny's doing it Lenny. I don't want faggots and peas or whatever it is. You eat up north
37:19I'm sure we'll all enjoy it. You'll join us for lunch tomorrow, won't you? What?
37:25Very kind and Trevor and Simon to of course more the merrier I say
37:49So
37:54You're gonna tell us then what what happened with you and the barmaid
38:03Nothing happened
38:11I'll tell you it's between you and me. Okay?
38:13I
38:15Know we went back to her place. I had a couple of drinks
38:18Then we started to paste what?
38:22Well, you couldn't you know
38:25I'll get to that
38:28You couldn't do it could you
38:32Not that I couldn't I didn't want oh
38:37There was somebody else there
38:39She
38:41Wanted a threesome no, I wish you wanted something kinky like no
38:50Why couldn't you do it because I didn't want to Trevor you yes me
38:59There must have been times when you didn't want to with Karen piss off
39:03No way
39:04I was always keen as mustard me and we never had any disappointments. I can tell you
39:14Hey, you can get pills now, you know, so yeah, I saw them rich and Judy I
39:22Don't need saw no Trevor five minutes lads. I just washed me hands
39:27I
39:33Just try not to dwell on it
39:51So this is it then is it your idea of a night out
39:55The karaoke on later
39:58What do you want Simon
40:01You invited me here for a drink. I said you wanted to ask me something. So what is it?
40:07Well, I want
40:10It's just out I
40:14Don't want your shagging Lenny
40:19Good night Simon and goodbye. I'm there
40:24I
40:32Will set nearly good. Can you give us a hand with the dining table? Yeah, let me just
40:40Yeah, okay, okay
40:47Just they just put the lid on come down
40:55I
41:08Was your bloody father
41:10No, he hasn't but that bloody moon has some story about a crisis in Paris on a Saturday
41:17I don't think so
41:19Down fall. It's not the end of the world
41:22You didn't seem to think it mattered either I think it's bloody rude. Well, I don't it's more food for the rest of us
41:29And he said he might be late
41:33Might be
41:39Lenny can we aim to eat about two?
41:44No, you tell me Damon's crucial for this, you know
41:51Zotto can do it got your feet followed by but you let it in my alley. I'll be noticed. Tell me that's not faggots and peas
42:15Someone in there. Sorry me
42:18What you doing
42:20I'm having a bath and it's fantastic. Oh good. Is the toilet all right?
42:30You Trevor told us great
42:37Okay, be there in a minute
42:47I
43:06Lenny this is delicious. Thank you very much. I
43:11Think enjoy cooking though. I used to leave it up to the way from these two events. There's a wife up in Newcastle
43:17No, no, she
43:19Died a while ago
43:21We died died last week. Oh
43:24I'm sorry
43:25No, he's getting on hasn't been easy the past few years Henry. What do you think of the house?
43:31Well, can I reserve judgment? So we had the tour? Huh?
43:34Joe you pass the wine, please
43:38John wine for Henry. I'll get that. Sorry Henry. I didn't notice your glass was empty
43:45Oh
43:52So, what about you Henry, why is your missus not here? Oh, don't get him started on my mother, please. Oh, I'm sorry
43:58Is it a sore point?
44:00It's personal. I'm quite happy to talk about me. Okay
44:04We were divorced a long time ago
44:07Me and Joe were talking about divorce just the other day. When would you just leave it Trevor?
44:12He went through it a while ago with his wife
44:15I've just left mine last week. Oh, I'm sorry
44:18Still if a marriage isn't working, it's always best to acknowledge the fact put an end to the misery. I
44:25Wouldn't mind if it was just me wife
44:27But there's me baby to think of as well
44:31I've got a photo of him somewhere
44:34Yeah
44:36That's my son Daniel, yeah, I hardly think Henry wants to see photos of your fam
44:41I was taken a couple of months ago. He's a lot bigger now. What a lovely boy
44:46Cheeky grin, you know, it's very like Laura when she was at age. Oh, no dad, please. Come on
44:54Have you ever seen such a naughty little thing?
45:01Miss dinner
45:04Hmm
45:06No, I just gone playing first
45:11That's him at Whitley Bay give me strength who's that
45:18That's Simon so now we're all here excellent
45:33Oh
45:55Where do you live Henry, okay
45:58Near Hampstead Heath. Well, that's a bit posh but pricey. I mean
46:03Properties a bit pricey up there. Yes worse than round here
46:07Laura, what do you say?
46:09Properties expensive everywhere in London. Hey, not just London. I mean Karen was first trying to find a house in Newcastle
46:15We couldn't even afford the deposit
46:18Fortunately her mom and dad helped out in the end got a nice flat. Thanks to them. I'm very supportive of them
46:24Wine Henry, can you still see the in-laws now? You've spit up a Karen?
46:32More wine, but you let it in my alley. I'll be nor loss
46:54Oh
46:58Me box or something. No
47:02Actually, I prefer fizzy water
47:06If you have it
47:09Remember what Simon was doing up there
47:11I
47:21Think with a bottle this wine
47:41This is days of work wasted your your son
48:12I
48:15Was gonna test it. Well, Laura was on the bath and she said the toilet was fine. So it's not my fault
48:24It's not my fault Joe, of course it is Trevor
48:28It's all your fault. That's hardly fair. So no dad. Should I tell you what's not fair me being stuck with a bunch of useless twats
48:41You build around here
48:46I'm a professional
48:49You think you all just think it's it's one big joke
48:53But it's what I do for a living. You've got to admit. It's bloody funny when Oh dad
48:57It's not funny when a whole room has got to be re plastered and repainted and and plumbing has got me ripped out and done
49:04properly
49:06Not chance of doing that job down the road now
49:08I
49:11Because of you I did me best
49:17Wasn't good enough Trevor. Well, it never is for you is it I
49:22Keep trying to do it, right? Oh, yeah, you don't help what I
49:31Help you all the time
49:34That's all I do help you Simon you hey
49:39I don't need your help soon, but
49:44You
49:46Pretend you're a chef to get Italian food that ain't enough bloody England. Hey and
49:53You you
49:56You are just crap
49:59Yeah
50:01You keep saying
50:09I'm the only one who knows what they're doing right here. What exactly is that?
50:24What are you doing to I
50:31Don't know that
50:39Sorry
50:50Cheers
50:57I'm sorry. I keep saying you crap
51:01It's all right. I know you don't mean it
51:04No, I didn't say I didn't mean it. I'm just sorry. I keep saying
51:08I
51:15It'll work out in the end won't it what the hell's everything
51:28Are you doing
51:31Last month stuck. I'm trying to get it needed me a month, but I just can't seem to get it up
51:39I
52:00Why did you tell them I'm sorry, I'm crap at keeping secrets
52:08I couldn't keep it up
52:38You
53:08You