Grafters (1998) (S1, Ep 8)
Part 8 of 8 and the final part of Series 1 of the ITV drama (Sorry, I don't have the 2nd series). Paul returns, almost catching Joe and Laura in an intimate moment. He announces his new bonus will enable the brothers to finish their work.
Transcript
00:00You
00:30Morning
01:00I
01:07Took the liberty of preparing some morning refreshment, but I trust that wasn't too full
01:14No, Joseph, that's most acceptable
01:19You take sugar
01:30One does not want to jeopardize one's relationship with one's employer
01:37By engaging in regrettable behavior of any kind
01:41Well, if Joseph doesn't regret it then madam doesn't either
01:48Champion
02:00I
02:15Don't fight
02:19Quite nasty
02:24The building inspector
02:27Investigation has been cancelled
02:32Henry's called them off
02:35No strings apparently
02:38So we can start work again
02:41Theoretically if I had the money, but I backed the wrong dog
02:46They could always be in kind
02:52You have to catch me first
02:56I
03:27I
03:37Laura reckons that she's the woman we're doing up the house for we said
03:42Yeah, well, she reckons. I'm gonna start looking ahead look back
03:45And Karen's got this new Andy Wolfe bloke
03:49I've got a new career. I'm a builder
03:53And at some point I'll probably get a girlfriend
03:57Still remember how you deal with that
03:59Laura reckons someone will turn up
04:02Have you talked to Laura about your feelings for her?
04:06For Laura what feelings it sounds to me like you're a bit in love with her
04:12No
04:15Second opinion nurse
04:19Not
04:21I'm not
04:27As your plans
04:32In life you mean how today
04:41We were gonna go home
04:45Brother
04:48Trevon get the train
04:56You
05:00What would you do if Paul walked in right now
05:04Do you think he will
05:09Yeah
05:13What would you do if you did
05:20Do this
05:22And
05:39Well see that's what happens when you make that passion of love on bare land and
05:45She'll be covered in bruises
05:48I'll rub some on a granite
05:51On it go hey don't knock me up soon. I'm jealous
05:55You jealous
05:58You know who you are where you're from you're a Geordie
06:02That's middle-class girls don't have that sense of home no accent no place to belong
06:10I'm even jealous of you having a brother. Hey
06:13You know him
06:15He wouldn't approve of this for me. No
06:19Oh
06:21Married woman and all that
06:24Very moral lad you're Trevor
06:27Mm-hmm
06:29bit naive
06:32He needs looking after
06:36Rather look after you
06:38Oh
06:50It's a very much
06:53Hey injection as well well what if I told you about biting your nails
06:58Dog
07:00He was depressed he lost. I will tell me when he wins. I'll come round bite him. I stopped moaning man
07:06You made a few Bob didn't you?
07:08Laura lost everything
07:11It's gonna pop open
07:13You know say goodbye
07:15I
07:45Oh
08:16Come in
08:20Wow who's the lucky girl
08:23These are just for you
08:27Sort of a goodbye thing why the whip round Simon Joe and I they're lovely
08:35Well, thanks then
08:40It's nothing it's just a flesh wound I just
08:43Yeah, so I need to get dressed yeah, I know no, I just wanted to say it quickly like that I feel
08:52Well that that you've helped me a lot and I feel
08:59Yeah
09:01The things are gonna work out for you with Paul
09:05You know cuz anything worth having is worth fighting for that's my trouble
09:10I've never fought hard enough for what I really want
09:16Look Trevor, oh, no, I know I know I'm going I'm going I just wanted to say it, you know fight
09:23don't be like me I
09:26Can't stand confrontation now. I know you think I'm a hopeless romantic, but I'm not
09:36Just hopeless
09:39I
09:40Know I'm good. Do you want to put these in water? No
09:44There's a bars in the big box downstairs and Trevor
09:51Anyone would be lucky to have you don't tell me tell them
10:08Well, I can't stay in here forever, can I know
10:13Well, give me an hour I'll get him on the train home
10:17I
10:35Like penny
10:37Been running as us your thing like a proper pubs and real beer
10:42Well, well, thanks a lot kidder
10:45What have you got on why don't you come with us save the train fare we'll be going soon we won't be long
10:52I've had enough fun. Anyway, I'm on a promise for the night the trains quicker
10:55More expensive. Well, I've won plenty of money now the north needs me. I'm young
11:00I'm good luck and I've got my new wardrobe and a beautiful woman awaits
11:05Cheers lads
11:07Sarah
11:12Oh, yeah, let's make a move well the thing is Trev I thought I'd hang on for a bit
11:21Well, you've got Daniel to go home to me I may as well take me chances here
11:31I'll pay your train fare
11:34Oh
11:35You're gonna live the van
11:38What here? Yeah, get a bit more work done. I'm not without building inspector snooping around
11:45Or what didn't Laura mention it or she got a letter won't go ahead
11:48When was that?
11:51Oh, you'd have to ask her
11:54So I settled it. You don't mind do you?
11:58No
12:00Not at all
12:02Well, I'm gonna tell you the truth that was pissing me off the idea of leaving Laura stuck
12:06I mean Karen's still got Daniel in Durham. So I've now to go back to for a few days
12:14Can't leave you here on your own can I well if you're sure
12:27Hi babe, it's me Paul
12:33Where are you? I'm still in Spain. I'm afraid it is it is
12:58Great news wait to tell you
13:03I've got to go. I've got to go. I'll talk to you soon. I promise. I promise
13:12Surprise bloody hell Laura. It's for you
13:23Told you I gave my promises eventually
13:26I
13:32Get the rest of the stuff out of the car
13:47Hey, I
13:50I
13:52Still can't believe it a bonus of a hundred grand
13:56How does anyone get a bonus of a hundred grand sell a big enough ship you boys are in the wrong game?
14:04Which is everyone it's good to be back
14:07I've not got much of a turn
14:10Good overcast was it Spain?
14:12I
14:14Do your nose in the bedroom, please great. Well, I think I'll take a shower
14:21Trevor
14:31What should I do let's see what he wants and get rid of him
14:37I
14:39Kiss yeah the whole time. Well when I wasn't trying to get the job done I
14:50Thought you'd gone abroad I never actually said that I
14:55Thought you'd gone for good
14:57Yeah
14:59In the heat of the moment you could have been dead in a gutter somewhere
15:02No, I get down on my hands and knees if that's what it takes
15:06And I've been a bit of a pratt I can change
15:13And this is finished Laura promise it'd be different
15:17Hmm, and it hasn't all been terrible. What about the kitchen all that stuff you bought and what Joe's done with it?
15:24You seem so proud
15:27And nearly finished Laura
15:31At this close
15:37I didn't they come from
15:44Hmm
15:47Been by flowers for my wife. They're from all of us
15:51house woman
15:53Larry or Laura
15:56Everybody's been getting their flowers. Listen, that's we'd quite like a quiet night together
16:01So why don't you knock off for the day and tomorrow? We'll talk about the future
16:07You
16:15You're right fine
16:24You know, we haven't done yet, don't you what Chris in the bed
16:36You
16:39It's funny, isn't it where things turn out I mean this morning we're all set to go back to Newcastle
16:49That's just funny, you know what a difference a day makes
16:55Night
17:06Oh
17:27Oh, we're gonna be in there all day
17:36A
17:38Swimming pool
17:40Yeah, I mean not a outdoor one. Bloody hell covered up build an extension
17:47All we needs another bonus like this one. I
17:50Was even wondering if the people out the back would sell that little garden
18:06My mistake, sorry, just piss off out of the way. We need you to know stay there. Take it easy. You stay out this Joe
18:16Laura all I'm trying to do is build something we can be proud of you're supposed to be proud of us of me
18:23Everything I've done is for you
18:27This is your dream, I don't want it I never have
18:32It's over Paul I'm leaving I'm sorry
18:37I'm going there. Go on
18:40You see if I care
18:55They'll survive
18:58Paul won't give up. No, that's just a row
19:03I
19:05Didn't like it to me don't get it back
19:09If he fights
19:12And there speaks the expert
19:15I'm not a hopeless romantic just hopeless
19:29Joe
19:33I
19:37Believe it. I really don't
19:46The way we're
19:49Hiding in the bathroom
19:53Wow
19:56What about Paul
20:00What about me
20:03You
20:09You
20:15Everything all right Laura. Oh, she's just letting off some steam. It's this mess. Let's drive that crackers
20:22That's why I want it finished
20:26Obviously give you 24 hours. Sorry
20:3024 hours. Mm-hmm in your dreams, Paul
20:38Big bonus for you wedges of wonga
20:47Hi, how you like
20:50Okay
20:53Any more where that came from
20:55So you say 10 o'clock tomorrow
21:06You're saying
21:10You heard the boss
21:15You mean the man whose wife you've been sleeping with shut up Trevor, you know nothing about it this isn't your usual
21:22Bored middle-aged housewife looking for a bit of rough
21:26This is Laura and a subject
21:30We got a job to do
21:33Stupid it's impossible anything is possible
21:39And the sooner it's finished the sooner we can sort everything else out me and Laura
21:47You really
21:50You really think
21:56You're mad
21:59Hi Henry, can I have a word with Laura? She's not here. Oh
22:03But she says she was gonna pop by
22:06She hasn't called her. No
22:09But you can come in and wait
22:11Come on
22:13Okay
22:14By the way, I've got a check for you
22:17splendid
22:20The house, yes great be finished in a matter of hours
22:26Laura she's fine. Yeah, I mean she gets tired. She works too hard, but we're great. Yeah
22:35considering
22:37Baron oh
22:40What's this? It's a phone. I don't know. I've got a squirrel latch coming in half an hour
22:45Keep an eye on make sure the thieving bastards don't make any
22:48Oh
22:49We can't when that's all done. I'm not back. You've got all the numbers for the carpet
22:53What do you mean if you're not back? I'm gonna see if I can find Laura just leave it
22:58Listen to me. It's wrong simple as that leave her alone. I can't
23:08Downstairs lads if you all assemble in the kitchen, I'll brief the whole squad together
23:18Oh
23:24What the hell are you doing here?
23:28Thank God you here don't get angry. It's Trevor's idea
23:33He said I should come talk to Laura on your behalf like but if you're here already, then I'll go
23:40understand
23:43They're coming
23:48It's a joke do me a favor don't mention them around okay?
23:54So what can we do for you Joe? There's Laura. I was just looking for Laura
23:59had a couple of questions about carpets
24:02But if she's not here better get that nonsense you can't come all this way without a drink anyway
24:07You're practically family, but now use your scotch
24:09Go on a quick one Paul
24:13Do you have again?
24:17Come on pay attention
24:19All right team a I want you to finish off outside then D
24:23Rick the scaff team be cleaning top to bottom team C painting and making good a and I want it done fast
24:30All right
24:32Any questions, you know not any good rice is it?
24:35Very funny don't take this the wrong way Geordie, but come on man, but he's right you look lovely in a pink jumpsuit
24:47Another go on good man
24:52Paul why not?
24:56Nuts
24:58No, thanks not for me
25:03How's my daughter she's fine she's good
25:12She's fine, yeah
25:17In five minutes
25:23Mods
25:25You do a lot of this renovation stuff then
25:27Yes, I never heard of you before
25:29service and service
25:31Partnership is it not anymore?
25:36Keep it going lads looking good
25:47I
25:51While I was away did Laura talk to either of you two at all
25:57About things us
26:03All right do kitchens not counseling hmm I
26:09Know I can be a bit overwhelming, but she has her moments, too
26:17I
26:20Well here we are
26:26Dad
26:30I'll wait outside fresh air good idea
26:35Fresh air good idea
26:41Why didn't you want me they were here on the phone because you wouldn't have come
26:45And I wanted to see you
26:49To apologize, but not helping when I should have done. I'm sorry
26:58And
27:00And I can be overbearing
27:04And interfering
27:08Okay enough apology accepted
27:11Overbearing interfering and insensitive
27:15Sounds like Paul
27:18Can I ask you something
27:21How serious is it
27:25Is it that obvious what happened I
27:32Walked out
27:37I'm in a mess dad talk to me
27:44I slept with Joe Paul doesn't know
27:52I had this vision of us in 20 years time, and we had a swimming pool in the landscape garden and the house still wasn't finished
28:02It really frightened me
28:07I'm as guilty as he is I
28:10I wind him up to do something, and then I blame him when he gets carried away
28:19I'm troubled
28:40I'm gonna tell him about us. It's only right
28:49Can you stay
28:52Came for you Laura, I'm not going anywhere
28:56Don't worry I'm here
29:10Can we go home and talk Laura just us please
29:18Paul
29:20I'm not going back to the house
29:23Are you talking about?
29:26I
29:31I thought you'd gone for good and
29:36It was like a weight off my shoulders
29:39And I needed to feel
29:44Loved
29:47And I slept with someone
29:56With him
30:02Him
30:04After the
30:06Oh
30:09Bloody unbelievable
30:13She shags you then she blames me Paul. I'm trying to be honest with you. Can we go inside Laura honest?
30:19What do you honestly want?
30:23Obviously not the house that was my bloody dream, so what do you want from me? I?
30:28Don't know blood riches the shirt off my back. Don't bloody know oh
30:34I'm sorry. Oh shut up
30:37You don't matter
31:02Yeah
31:07It just happened Paul
31:21Laura go
31:29I love you Laura
31:34I want you for good
31:36Please go
32:06I
32:30Do you love him
32:34It was one night no
32:37You don't
32:42Can I ask why
32:47I don't know
32:50I
32:53Was missing
32:57Something
33:01Something I used to have with you
33:04I'm not anymore
33:18So I mean is that it
33:23It
33:31What about if we run away
33:41Well when you get this message Trevor
33:46I'm lost
33:50I'm in the middle of a field
33:54I
33:57Don't know where I'm going
34:03Will you help us Trevor, please go on man help us
34:14Three two one
34:18One
34:22Mission accomplished
34:28So Laura, what do you think of the house? Oh, it's lovely Trevor isn't it Paul? Oh, yeah?
34:36So Joe shall I stay here or take the higher gear back I
34:41Take the gear back Trevor. There's no point hanging around here. Nobody seems to give us stuff anyway
34:49All right
34:53I'll be off then
35:13Hello
35:15So, what do you reckon to the house is it finished? Yeah
35:25Are you not gonna have a look around
35:34What's the damage in total
35:45Then
35:52Where are you going France two weeks?
35:56How about you three men
36:01I'm gonna find Joe. I
36:06Haven't seen him since yesterday
36:16You should stand up yourself Trevor not hang around after him
36:25Have a few nights on the town see the site stay here just you
36:35Tell Laura I'm waiting in the car
36:45Oh
36:52Will you um, will you give this to Joe
37:03I'm glad he's not here. I don't know what I do
37:16And tell him
37:22What
37:26Who's a good man and
37:31And I love
37:45Oh
38:07Come on Trevor, where are you?
38:09Ah
38:14The missing link you're alive, are you?
38:18You'll be wanting your money then
38:22Yeah, I've got it with me
38:25No
38:27You come and get it
38:29Where then?
38:33Where
38:39Ah
39:01Three days not a word I
39:04Phoned I was gonna leave it for another day and call the police and then I thought why bother
39:11Where were you?
39:13In a field
39:16Nice
39:19Come on let's get a pint of freezing field of dreams, huh?
39:25Just to be near that
39:28It's all I ever wanted really
39:31Still breaks me heart
39:33Yeah, me uncle hadn't happened
39:37What angle when you stop playing for a season like that you lose the edge, but you can still be good but
39:45Not that good
39:49Trevor you were the worst football in the world. I could have had trials
39:56So, how's Laura
39:59Does she like the house gone to France
40:03She left this for you another one to add to your collection
40:33You
40:51You want to sort the money out
40:53We
41:00Paid them how much they were a good crew. Anyway, we didn't pay them for them
41:07Yes, but you tell Paul one price and you pay the crew another and the difference. It's called profit Trevor
41:12You're gonna tell me what happened. You're gonna mind your own business. You should have done better
41:17Yeah, well, maybe you would have done better, but you weren't there. Hey
41:21If it wasn't for me you would have nothing
41:26I'd still have a wife
41:28And a baby. I might even have had me chances back there. I broke my ankle defending you
41:36Cuz you got caught with Baz White's girlfriend and then you scarpered off and he kicked the shite out of me
41:44He was 10 years old Trevor you still ruin me chances right take your coat off
41:50Hey
41:56Hey, that's Daniel's I'm a hundred
42:05Come on it right. Let's see how good you are
42:20I
42:51I
42:56Went
42:58Yeah, all these boats haven't got a proper grip on the many-way penalties. No way to sort anything. They all see
43:04You see like a little kid me
43:08Face it Trevor you crap. Yeah, at least it's better than screwing other people's wives other people's lives. Yes
43:17Yes
43:20You're a heartless bastard yourself
43:24The one time I asked for your help and you ignore it
43:28We talking about I left a message on your answer phone what message I lost her
43:36Bollocks Laura to you. She was just another cheap shag
43:46Joe
43:48Oh, you've done it now
44:19Oh
44:23Joe
44:30Did he get
44:48Oh
44:50I
45:18Didn't know that an answer phone
45:21Haven't read the booklet
45:43Now do you know what was in the card two words no regrets
45:49That's all
45:52I mean, yeah, most women you just take them or leave them
45:57That's the odd one, you know, you let them in
46:00Then they crucify you
46:06What if you'd seen her before she went
46:10I
46:14Suppose I would have told it a bugger off a pole because she'd have stayed I wouldn't have wanted to like I
46:24Liked her a lot too. I know
46:31I
46:36Go on come on. I want to see what sort of bollocks will be made of the house
46:41Oh
46:58Now that has got potential
47:11I
47:41I
48:06Well
48:09It's a bloody miracle
48:12I
48:15You did brilliant man
48:22Hey
48:25Was you that taught me
48:29Me
48:31All I did was provide the bullshit
48:34No
48:39So, what are you gonna do
48:43I'll go down the South Coast, you know pick up some work you back home. See the band and then
48:51the rest of me life
48:55So, this is it the official termination of the partnership of purpose and purpose
49:02Yeah
49:04Quit while you're ahead
49:09Still it's a momentous day. I mean, well, we should drink to it. Yeah fancy a pint
49:17No
49:20When Paul left did he take all that champagne with him?
49:31Mm
49:56Purpose and purpose
49:58officially dissolved
50:00It was fun while it lasted I thank God it's over who are you we're the builders Oh
50:08Purpose and purpose good. I want your keys. Who are you? I'm Terry Ellis the estate agent
50:17Nice it's not on market. Oh, yes it is
50:22The summit mm-hmm before they've even lived in it
50:28Bloody hell
50:30I
50:39Don't believe it believe it they're selling it
50:44It happens just like that. No thought about what went into it the care the sweat
50:50I'm good it get used to it Trev
50:54It's just a house
50:57Buy one you sell one one
51:00First thing you wanna do
51:03Rip the kitchen
51:06You did a great job, I don't like the kitchen but apart from that it is wonderful must have been a lot of hard work
51:22Or about this one
51:25Petite attractive
51:27Divorcee forties seeks romance and affection. No, that's a short fat pensioner seeks a mercy shag
51:36You should write your own ad well like
51:40Tall Geordie with good sense of humor and lovable personality
51:46And I put lovable
51:49Well, I love you
51:52No, you don't yes, I do I love you lots you do not but I don't love you
51:59Yes, you do
52:01No, don't
52:03Yes, you do you said?
52:05Yeah, well, I didn't mean it but we're brothers. I don't love you just because you my brother
52:12Yes, you you said it
52:21You
52:51You