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00:00It's time for the show where anything can happen because your imagination fills in the blanks.
00:07It's...
00:10And here's your host, David Sedoni!
00:20Hey everybody, how's it going? Alright!
00:22Welcome to Mad Libs, the world's greatest word game.
00:25Now Mad Libs, that's easy.
00:27That is a story that's missing a few words.
00:30And it's up to you to fill in the blanks with your own unusual words.
00:34On our show, our teams are going to compete in a series of mental and physical games
00:38designed to grab that Mad Lib, rip it off the page and bring it to life.
00:42Well that's enough talk about it, let's go! Bring out the team!
00:52Oh my goodness!
00:55Well, looks like our teams are ready for some action.
01:00Let's find out who these crazy people are over here on the red team.
01:03Stephanie, how are you doing?
01:05Fine, how are you?
01:06Good, tell me, what do you like to do after school for fun?
01:09I like to babysit and I like to surf the net. I like chatting with my friends on the internet and stuff like that.
01:13Cool, so you're a cyber babe.
01:15Alright, well her partner over here, this is Terrence. Terrence, you're looking fresh today, dude.
01:20Thanks.
01:21That's a sweet look on you, bud.
01:23I thought it'd work.
01:24Tell me, what do you like to do for fun, man?
01:26Well, I like to play hockey, I like to play a forward position, I like to cook. French toast breakfast is my specialty.
01:32Oh, really? You're a French toast man?
01:34Yeah.
01:35Alright, cool. Well, that's the red team. Let's find out who the other elephants are over here.
01:39Over here. Thank you.
01:41We got Jared. How are you doing, bud?
01:43I'm doing good, how about you?
01:44I'm doing great, man. So tell me about you, dude. What do you like to do?
01:46I like to surf and, you know, I like to have a turtle named Leo.
01:52You got a turtle?
01:53Yeah.
01:54His name's Leo?
01:55Yeah, I had him since I was, like, really young, and that's when I was into Ninja Turtles, so I named him Leo, after Leonardo.
01:59After Leonardo. Very hip. Alright, then, over here we got his teammates, Lisa. Lisa, how are you?
02:04Good, how are you?
02:05You got any brothers and sisters?
02:06Um, yeah, I have a sister named Robin.
02:07Older or younger?
02:08Older.
02:09Older? She beat you up?
02:10Yeah.
02:11She does? Ah, well, it's okay. You look kind of silly today, so maybe she's laughing at you at home.
02:15Give it up for our teams. What do you think? The red team and the blue team.
02:20These guys are definitely ready to play Mad Libs. We're going to put dynamite in their dictionary today as our two teams are going to be competing for points.
02:28The team that gets the most points gets to go on to the maximum Mad Lib, where they were going to have a chance to win a brand new mountain bike.
02:40Now, in our first round, what we do is we let one of our viewers from home fill in the blanks from our Mad Lib.
02:46Check this Mad Lib out.
02:50Hi, I'm Weston. I'm 15 and from South Pasadena, California. I'd like to read an awesome Mad Lib that I wrote.
02:55It's called Man's Best Friend.
02:57My dog is crazy. He loves to climb up on the sandwich and bark.
03:01He then dives into the tostada and swims around, chasing the elephant.
03:05When he climbs out, he likes to shake fruit everywhere.
03:09Have a great game.
03:12Alright.
03:14Okay, Weston.
03:16His dog sounds a little weird, but we're going to check it out.
03:19Let's take the players over and see what kind of game we got.
03:22Come on over here, guys.
03:26Well, this one's called Man's Best Friend, like Weston said.
03:30What our players have to do is they've got to take their beautiful little jewel sweatshirt here, run over, and dive in the tostada, like Weston said.
03:40Nice word, buddy.
03:41Then they roll around and try and pick up some fruit.
03:44Then, once you've got your fruit, you come over here to the sandwich, roll around like this, and put the fruit on the sandwich.
03:52The team that has the most fruit on the sandwich at the end of 45 seconds, they're our winners.
03:56Oh, and by the way, those little noses right there, that's because Weston told them they were chasing elephants.
04:01Get it?
04:02Alright.
04:0345 seconds on the clock.
04:05Players ready.
04:07On your mark.
04:08Get set.
04:09Go!
04:12They dome into the tostada.
04:14They're looking good.
04:17Here comes the blue team.
04:21They're trying to get as much fruit as they can stuck on that sandwich.
04:26Sometimes that fruit stays stuck on that sweatshirt.
04:33Blue team's got a good plan here.
04:35They're trying to shove as much fruit onto the sweatshirt as possible.
04:41Red team's working the sandwich.
04:46Trying to squash as much fruit on as they can.
04:49Blue team is still working on their fruit.
04:56That's it.
04:57Time's up.
04:58Time's up.
04:59Off to your sandwiches.
05:00Everybody off your sandwiches.
05:01Alright, guys.
05:02Why don't you take off your jewel sweatshirts.
05:03You look great.
05:04Let's count them up.
05:05I'll start over here on the red sandwich.
05:06You guys scoot over here.
05:07It looks like we have no fruit stuck on this sandwich.
05:12They had a tough time getting it from the tostada to the sandwich.
05:15The blue team.
05:16One, two, three, four, five.
05:18Looks like the blue team is our winner.
05:20Nice job.
05:21Come on in, guys.
05:22Red team, come over here.
05:24Blue team, come over here.
05:26Now that you guys got your little sweatshirts off and your tostada rolling down, let's take
05:30a look at the scores.
05:31We got 20 points for the blue team.
05:33No points for the red team.
05:35But you know what?
05:36We got tons of more chances to get points.
05:38Like right now.
05:39It's time for Madder Than You.
05:40Let's go.
05:41Come on.
05:42Tons of more chances.
05:48Come on in, gang.
05:49Right now we're going to find out which team is madder than the other one.
05:53Now the key to being an expert Mad Liver, well that's easy.
05:55You got to have a huge vocabulary.
05:58Because the more words that you know, well the better chance that you have to have options
06:02to fill in all the blanks in the mad list.
06:04I'm going to read you guys each a category.
06:06And you players have to rack your brains, come up with as many words as you can that
06:10fit into that category.
06:11Now to make it a little bit more difficult, what we're going to do is you're going to
06:14take this hot potato.
06:15You got to pass this back and forth while you're thinking of all those words.
06:19If one of you guys gets a brain cramp, can't think of anything, category's over.
06:23The other team gets five points.
06:26We got two and a half minutes.
06:27We're going to go as long as we can.
06:29And remember, okay, you can't repeat another player's answer or a different form of the
06:34same word.
06:35Okay?
06:36Let's get ready.
06:37Remember, like I said, going for two and a half minutes.
06:39Who wants to go first?
06:40Ladies first.
06:41All right, that'll work.
06:42Okay.
06:43We're going to start with our first category.
06:44Are you ready?
06:45Yes.
06:46Words that start with the letter F.
06:48Go.
06:49Snake.
06:50Stephanie.
06:52Smart.
06:54Silly.
06:56Die.
06:58Stage.
07:00Say.
07:02Sift.
07:04Sport.
07:05Smile.
07:07Spaghetti.
07:09Sauce.
07:11Shopping.
07:13Shoes.
07:15Shell.
07:17Snooze.
07:19Shit.
07:23Ah, that's too much time.
07:24Wow, they went forever.
07:25That's five for the blue team.
07:27This category is things you find in a kitchen.
07:31Go.
07:32Knives.
07:34Spatula.
07:35Forks.
07:37Pans.
07:38Stoves.
07:40Food.
07:43Spoons.
07:45Refrigerator.
07:47Freezers.
07:48Plate.
07:50Bowls.
07:54I'm done.
07:55Too much time there.
07:56You got buzzed.
07:57That's five more for the blue team.
07:59Next category.
08:00This one is professional athletes.
08:02What?
08:03Professional athletes.
08:04Go.
08:05Michael Jordan.
08:07Dennis Rodman.
08:09Magic Johnson.
08:11Kobe Bryant.
08:13Scotty Pippen.
08:17Ah, too much time.
08:18Five more for the blue, all right.
08:20All right, here comes the next category.
08:23Words that rhyme with tin.
08:26Words that rhyme with tin.
08:28Tin.
08:30Thing.
08:31When.
08:35Ah, again.
08:36Way to go, blue team.
08:37That's five more.
08:38Here it comes.
08:39Circus acts.
08:41Circus acts.
08:42Go.
08:43Tightrope.
08:45Clowns.
08:47Trapeze.
08:49Trapeze artists.
08:50That's a form of the word.
08:52Five more for the blue team.
08:53Next category is brands of gum.
08:57Brands of gum.
08:58Go.
08:59Cinnaburst.
09:00Winterfresh.
09:02Wrigley's.
09:04Icebreakers.
09:06Big Red.
09:08Mintaburst.
09:10Double Mint.
09:12Brutaburst.
09:14Fruit freeze.
09:16Yeah, that's it.
09:17That's five for the red team.
09:18Come on up.
09:19Here comes the next one.
09:21That's it.
09:22That's it.
09:23That's the time.
09:24Come on in.
09:25Let's take a look at the scores.
09:26Red team on the board.
09:27You got five points.
09:29Blue team, 45 points there in the lead.
09:33Still, we got tons more coming up.
09:35We're going to get huge next.
09:36We're going to get mega when our teams have to use their minds
09:39and their muscles.
09:41Stay tuned.
09:42Coming up, some mega stuff.
09:44Hey, welcome back to Mad Libs.
10:01Let's take a look at our scores.
10:03Red team, you're on the board.
10:04You got five.
10:05You're doing okay.
10:06Blue team, 45 there in the lead.
10:09Don't stress, guys.
10:11you to get 20 points because we've got a stunt that put the mega in mega stunt
10:16it's time to go bowling for pickles that's right bowling for pickles the
10:20players got these big carts right here on their chest and of course they also
10:25have these big watermelons on their heads see the watermelons they're pretty
10:28what they got to do they gotta dive down this slide go all the way across the
10:34floor and knock over the pickles now each one of these pickles is gonna have
10:37a word on it turkey that's three strikes and bowling you know now once
10:43they get the pickle stuck up on their head on their watermelon they have to
10:46run over and stick the pickle words into the Mad Lib wall the team that gets all
10:50four words into the Mad Lib wall first wins the mega stunt and more importantly
10:5520 big points guys get in positions you go down to the wall girls you guys will
11:01lay down and get ready to slide wait for me to tell you here we go it's time to
11:07bowl on your mark get set bowl
11:16bowling for pickles blue team's got one there's the tag they got raisin here
11:23comes the red team red team's in nice job
11:29there goes the blue team he's got one
11:36and the red team has a tag and now it's two to two
11:42two to two
11:44the girls are getting ready to go down
11:46first Elisa goes
11:48then Stephanie
11:50here comes the red team catching up
11:54for the red team they already have that color they have to get four different colors
11:59and the blue team has the same thing
12:01they've got two raisin words
12:03two to two
12:05here comes the red team
12:07looks like they've got one of the colors they need
12:09so does the blue team
12:11we're tied up again that's three to three
12:13here it comes
12:15they need one word that matches
12:17the final color
12:19is that it?
12:21is that it?
12:23no it's the wrong color
12:25for the red team
12:27wrong color for the blue team
12:29still tied
12:32who's going to be the one to get the right color first?
12:34it looks like red is
12:36that's it we've got a winner
12:41nice job red team
12:43whoa did you guys see that now
12:45what they have to do is they have to get four colors that match up
12:47and they were trying and trying and trying
12:49to get that last word and you guys pulled it off
12:51blue team right on your tails
12:53let's take a look at your words
12:55we've got pinata
12:57cheese whiz
12:59spaghetti-o's
13:01pin head
13:03let's check those words out
13:05we're going to put them in the mad lib
13:07let's see the mad lib
13:09for the mega stunt
13:11nice job you pickle bowlers
13:13this one's called sky diving
13:15cheese whizzing sky diving
13:17let's see
13:19sky diving is so scary
13:21first you jump out of the pinata
13:23and soar through the cheese whiz
13:25you feel the wind on your spaghetti-o's
13:27and finally you land feet first
13:29on the pin head
13:31nice job red team
13:33I told you
13:35you had a good chance to get back in the game
13:37and you did because you gave us the laughs
13:39but you also got the 20 big points
13:41nice job
13:43and now it's time to turn it up
13:45we're going to take both teams
13:47and head on over to the mixed up mad lib
13:49come on gang let's go
13:53come on in
13:55get over here you
13:57we're looking for pickles not so guys
13:59man we got a good game
14:01let's check out the scores
14:03first up we've got red team
14:0525 points
14:07they earned those 20 points
14:09and the blue team 45 points
14:11great game going on
14:13now time to get a little crazy
14:15it's the head to head 1 minute 30 second
14:17competition where I read a mixed up mad lib
14:19that's a sentence that already has a crazy word
14:21inserted
14:23when you know the correct word
14:25now each one is going to be worth
14:2710 points
14:29so anything can happen
14:31you guys can have a major rally
14:33you don't even need a big major rally
14:35two questions we got ourselves a tie game
14:37so let's get ready to go
14:39we're going to put 1 minute and 30 seconds on the clock
14:41you guys get in position
14:43girls first
14:45here comes your first mixed up mad lib
14:47ready
14:49the US has 4 divisions of the armed forces
14:51the army, navy, air force
14:53and marigolds
14:55marines
14:57the beginning of the constitution is
14:59we the peanuts
15:01me the people
15:03tie game
15:05moby dick is a story about a giant walnut
15:07whale
15:09correct
15:11the national hockey league champions are awarded
15:13the stanley cappuccino
15:15stanley cup
15:17a popular hansen album
15:19is entitled 3 car garbage
15:21that's lisa
15:23correct
15:25you make me want to leave the one i'm with
15:27was a hit song by urkel
15:29nice job that's jared
15:31um
15:33uh terrence
15:35usher there we go
15:37taking the lead pat takes charge
15:39and vanna turns the letters on the popular
15:41wheel of torture
15:43that's right nice job you're catching up
15:45when the water covers up the beach
15:47it's called high toes
15:49that's jared
15:51right there we go
15:53captain janeway runs a tight ship
15:55as she speeds through the galaxy
15:57in star trek minivan
15:59stephanie
16:01incorrect
16:03star trek
16:05voyager
16:07the FBI stands for federal bureau of inchworms
16:09investigation
16:11correct
16:13a guy named glee plays in the band
16:15red hot tiggies
16:17red hot chili peppers
16:19correct
16:21that's it
16:23the red team made it
16:2575 for the blue team
16:2795 for the red team
16:29oh my gosh
16:31amazing
16:33oh man
16:35you guys did great
16:37you guys were awesome
16:39you played great today
16:41we got some great stuff for you
16:43you get the trivia game
16:45and of course
16:47you get the world's greatest word
16:49give it up for the blue team
16:51they were awesome
16:53good game
16:55man red team
16:57you pulled it off
16:59the comeback
17:01let's see how you do
17:03in the maximum mad lib
17:05let's go
17:07the comeback kids
17:09coming on up
17:11oh man that was great
17:13exciting exciting
17:15now it only gets more exciting
17:17which one of you is going to be given the clues
17:19in this envelope
17:21i got 5 words
17:23these build the last mad lib of the day
17:25you know what to do
17:27you go put them up in the 5 different areas
17:29stephanie you stay right here with me
17:31we're going to warm you up
17:33when we come back
17:35we're going to the grand prize
17:37of the maximum mad lib
17:39let's go
17:41welcome back to mad lib
17:43where we have just seen
17:45the most amazing comeback
17:47we've ever seen on the show
17:49remember the score
17:51the beginning 45 to 5
17:53and now look at them
17:55the red team
17:57they're at the max
17:59unbelievable
18:01here's how the max works
18:03we've got 5 blanks
18:05terrence is going to be given the clues
18:07down to stephanie
18:09he set the words in the different clue areas
18:11whichever one he wants
18:13and now he's got to give the clues
18:15from these 5 areas
18:17we start with stuff it
18:19put 4 marshmallows in
18:21try and say the word
18:23lick it
18:25spell the word
18:27use your tongue
18:29then we come to draw it
18:31grab a pen
18:33draw something that looks like the word
18:35this is act it
18:37and finally mold it
18:39you take all this junk
18:41mold it into something that looks like the word
18:43now each time stephanie correctly guesses a word
18:45we're going to jam it into the screen
18:47come on stephanie let's go
18:49remember your goal is to get as many words
18:51as you can
18:53because the grand prize is hidden beneath one of those words
18:55so do your best
18:57we're going to put 1 minute 30 seconds on the clock
18:59we wish the comeback kids good luck
19:01ready to go
19:03on your mark
19:05get set
19:07go for it
19:09starting at stuff it
19:11category is a noun
19:13walnut
19:15nice job
19:17going on to lick it
19:19category here is a track and field event
19:21track and field event
19:23S
19:25that's it
19:27track and field
19:29S O
19:31S A
19:33S A
19:35S A
19:37keep going buddy
19:39pass
19:41too much time on that one
19:43that's a good idea
19:45now we're going to draw it
19:47infinity
19:49it's a type of pet
19:51goldfish
19:53nice job
19:55fish we got it
19:57category is act it
19:59hot it's hot
20:01nice job
20:03going to mold it
20:05mold it
20:07category is a game
20:09it's a game
20:11it's a game
20:13it's any kind of game
20:15monopoly
20:17oh gosh
20:19it's a game
20:27tennis
20:29volleyball
20:31more
20:33baseball
20:35oh
20:37oh
20:39come on
20:41you never know
20:43you never know
20:45come on down
20:47the comeback kids
20:49you never know
20:51we're going to look at the words you have
20:53and the words you didn't have
20:55and we're going to find out what we got
20:57you got tonsils that was good
20:59that was quick
21:01you didn't get a track and field event
21:03look Terrence still has icing on his face
21:05what the heck it was
21:07he was trying to spell S H O T
21:09shot put
21:11shot put it's a track and field event
21:13you know the big ball
21:15alright the next one
21:17walnuts you got that one
21:19that was good
21:21the game was a paddle and a ball
21:23you said tennis we're looking for the smaller version
21:25Terrence let's check it out
21:27put those words into the Mad Lib
21:29let's see the Mad Lib
21:31it's called my sister's driving test
21:33say anything like my sister's forget it
21:35it says my sister Julie
21:37accidentally backed over the instructor's tonsils
21:39parked in a no shot put zone
21:41and went walnuts in a school zone
21:43her parallel parking
21:45was more like ping pong parking
21:47and her license made her look like
21:49a fish
21:51alright
21:53let's take a look at your words
21:55we'll start at the bottom
21:57first let's check fish
21:59is it there
22:01alright let's go to the middle
22:03how about walnuts is it there
22:05oh last chance
22:07could be under tonsils could be under shot put or ping pong
22:09how about tonsils is it there
22:11oh
22:13the comeback kids
22:15where was it
22:17under ping pong
22:19you guys were so close
22:21great comeback kids
22:23we're going to give you an awesome camera
22:25check it out
22:27to capture all the fun with this rugged
22:29all purpose 35mm camera
22:31plus film
22:33the red team rock and roll
22:35we'll see you next time
22:37see ya
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