PHILOSOPHER GOES TWITCHY AND DESTROYS ENEMIES EVEN FASTER THAN FALLACIOUS ARGUMENTS!
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00:00Okay, so I'm not, you know, I'm not going to say I'm proud of this, but I've been getting
00:06back a little bit into Twitch shooters.
00:08This is the Unreal Tournament 4.
00:14It was a game that was under development.
00:15I think it's been, it's abandoned now because I think Fortnite came out or something like
00:20that.
00:21So anyway, so the point is that it's a fun kind of Twitchy shooter and easy is too easy.
00:27I've not tried hard.
00:28Seems virtually impossible.
00:30It's not exactly because I'm aging out, but it's not the opposite of that either.
00:33So we're going to try, wait, what do we want to try here?
00:42What should we try?
00:47I think we did complete that one, right?
00:53Let's try that one again.
00:54All right.
00:55So it's a Twitchy game.
00:58It's kind of a fun game and I have some, some history in it.
01:03I don't really, yeah, it's just the people I'm fighting against and we'll take that volume
01:11down just a smidge.
01:13Okay.
01:14I'm not super familiar with the map.
01:16Lots of excuses.
01:17So-and-so.
01:18Okay, it's really important to know when to run away and also you want to try and pick
01:34up the bodies as best you can.
01:42They are crazy with that gun.
01:45So never be afraid to pick up the wounded.
01:52Ah, death it is.
01:57And let's see.
02:00There's a spot I can never find.
02:05That is, ooh, we don't want that.
02:08We really don't want that.
02:09Okay.
02:10This is a flak cannon I like.
02:15Oh, I thought I had him.
02:19He must have had bonus health.
02:20Yeah, that's it.
02:22No other possible reason.
02:23Okay.
02:24You want to stay away from everyone until you get a weapon.
02:26Ah, here's a spot I like.
02:30Oof.
02:32Oh, that was lazy.
02:39You do seem to have a bit of a targeting thing here.
02:41What the heck have you done?
02:43Ow!
02:44He arises.
02:45I'm doing second, so that's not too bad.
02:51Okay, we can live with that.
03:00I played-oops.
03:01Whoa.
03:02Okay, we're not doing too bad.
03:10Ah!
03:11I miss, you miss once and you're toast, right?
03:16Little outdoor area.
03:18That is the sound of somebody.
03:20Oh, that's kind of a useless weapon.
03:23I'll just shoot at the red.
03:27Shoot at the red.
03:28Like...
03:29This is a bad spread damage weapon.
03:37Like Joseph McCarthy.
03:38Shoot at the red.
03:39Actually, it's kind of nice playing with headphones.
03:51Oh, he just dropped out of nowhere.
03:56Alright.
03:57Let's see if we can get back to that spot.
04:00Now these are, of course, just bots.
04:03Wait, did I get him there?
04:07I don't know what happened there.
04:10Ooh, that is not a healthy amount of health.
04:14There you go, like one little shot, right?
04:15How am I doing there?
04:16Ah, we're tied for the beginning.
04:18Oh, bad.
04:19Bad place to arise.
04:23It's really not much to do with these, oh, we like the rocket launcher.
04:35But it doesn't go around corners.
04:38Okay, we want to stay.
04:47That guy's got, like, super damage.
04:52Okay, time to run away.
04:59He who fights and runs away lives to be slaughtered another day.
05:08But you don't want to stay out of that.
05:09It's fine if they're shooting at each other, right?
05:13Ooh, I'll take that health.
05:16I did not earn that at all.
05:43Ah, picking off the wounded.
05:46That's what we like to see.
05:49All right.
05:53Oh, my gosh, how did he take so long?
05:55Oh, ouch, around the corner he goes.
06:05That's a bad idea, man.
06:07He's got a better weapon.
06:11That was not good.
06:13Not ideal.
06:14Now, why am I...
06:15Oh, because...
06:16All right.
06:28We'll take that and...
06:30Oh, we have health, that's unusual.
06:32Oh, yeah, see, that goo gun is crazy for these guys.
06:38Oh, and he had...
06:40I'm still first.
06:41He had super duper health.
06:48I do not deserve anything that I'm getting.
07:05Oh, that's the worst thing, right?
07:07You run out of weapon.
07:11This goo gun is completely useless.
07:19So what am I up?
07:20I've got 26, so I'm not doing too badly.
07:23I can't even tell you how long it took for me to get this good
07:29because I haven't played these kinds of games in quite a while.
07:40Okay, we're just going to hide out from that guy because that's no good.
07:51Okay, so somewhere up here there is, in fact...
07:56Oh, god, get away from him.
07:59There's a damage multiplier, but I don't honestly know where it is.
08:03So, because of that, I am a little hobbled in the game.
08:21Cheap and we'll take it.
08:24Sometimes you can get guys.
08:29Oh, death it is.
08:32All right, what's down here?
08:35Let's get away.
08:36Oh, I like this.
08:37This little spot is a cheap place for a couple of kills.
08:42See, there's one, right?
08:43Shoot blind.
08:50Oh, someone behind.
09:03Oh, you know what?
09:04I deserve that for all those cheap kills.
09:06I'm not going to argue with that.
09:13Oh, I also deserve that.
09:19Yay.
09:22Least deaths with 20.
09:23Okay, I can live with that.
09:25And look at that.
09:26It's almost like looking into a mirror if I was an HVAC worker.
09:30So, I'm not going to say that this is some massive philosophy thing, but it is kind of fun.
09:37And should we try one more where I'm not as good?
09:43Yeah, why not?
09:44All right.
09:47All right, when does it end here?
09:48Do I go back someplace?
09:49Yeah, I think we do.
09:50Okay, so we go back here.
09:52Yes, and single player challenge.
09:57This map I have some trouble with.
09:59Oh, no.
10:00Okay, so let's not do that.
10:02Blitz in Meltdown.
10:03What the heck is that?
10:05Blitz in Low.
10:07Team Deathmatch.
10:08Should we try that?
10:12Let's try Team Deathmatch.
10:14Team Deathmatch, also known as...
10:17The match is starting.
10:19Oh, there it is.
10:20I don't even know how to get there.
10:23All right.
10:24Oh, okay.
10:25So, we are...
10:27Wait, where the heck am I?
10:29What's my color?
10:36Cover me.
10:38I need backup.
10:44That was very bad.
10:46I did not deserve that at all.
10:48All right, let's stay here.
10:53Bot's gonna need some help.
11:00Oh, no way.
11:01Not gonna make that.
11:03Okay, I didn't even know how to get up there.
11:09I actually do kind of like that weapon, but it's not very good for it.
11:12But you can't close here.
11:17There's a little overheating thing that goes on in here, too.
11:20What the heck?
11:21A little tangled.
11:22A little tangled.
11:23Too many vectors to process.
11:25Yeah, this is not a bad long...
11:27Oh, there we go.
11:28That's my sneak area.
11:48I like it.
11:49It's got these little numbers that come up, right?
11:51Am I gonna be able to get any more rockets?
11:54No.
11:55How are we doing?
11:56Kind of kicking our butt here, right?
12:03Yes, yes, your name is Death, and that's very handy for you.
12:08Oh, you can see through walls, I guess.
12:15I guess my dudes are not particularly powerful.
12:20That's got a nice, like, lobbing kind of thing.
12:31Oh.
12:32Kill assist.
12:33Okay, I'll take that.
12:35What have I got left here?
12:42This is kind of twitchy.
12:45Get away, get away.
12:47Oh, I got killed by a blue ball.
12:50Just like a teenager.
12:51All right.
12:52Oh, that's cool.
13:00Little sounds.
13:04Oh.
13:12Little cheap.
13:26Oh, aren't you tricky.
13:44Oh, I guess we're back to having rockets.
13:46All right.
13:53Oh, well, I guess I got a little over-focused.
14:00Didn't I get something here?
14:03No, that's bad.
14:05And, of course, every time you die, that's bad too, right?
14:07Because it helps their score.
14:20This is a bit of a round-the-corner one.
14:24Oh, I really, really did walk into that.
14:27So, that is not ideal.
14:29Oh, I think that just leads me down to some health thing.
14:31Still don't know how to get that damage multiplier.
14:34Which would be good to know how to get.
14:37Oh, baby.
14:39No way.
14:40I didn't double kill from this, did I?
14:45Okay, stay away from the goo.
14:49Shoot at everything that moves.
14:54Oh, I really got turned around there.
14:56All right, can we get there?
14:57I think we might be able to.
15:06Okay.
15:11Oh, so cheap.
15:26Oh, bad time.
15:27I hate that weapon switching, man.
15:28That is tough.
15:34Could it be? Could it be?
15:36Oh, and that thing is, unfortunately...
15:44Here's my favorite tube of death.
16:05Okay, we'll take that.
16:09Now, I don't exactly know how...
16:12I don't know how that guide thing works.
16:25Okay, let's get ourselves a little bit of health here.
16:35I don't even know what happened there, but...
16:55Okay, what are we doing here?
16:56Oh, we're still a little bit ahead here.
17:02I should have gone to get the...
17:12Get away from that sound.
17:16Oh, that was bad. That was bad.
17:18They're ahead now, aren't they?
17:19Yes, they are.
17:20All right, let's see if we can go into our tube of death here.
17:32Ah, king of splash damage.
17:33Whoa, where's my...
17:38Damn it, I need to...
17:4985 to 81. Oh, man, we're not going to make it.
17:53What have we got? 40 seconds.
18:09All right, let's see if we can load up a little here.
18:17Oh, see? It had a target, and then it stopped having a target.
18:20I don't know why.
18:24Oh, but it is not going to be.
18:30I'm just hoping to pick off some wounded here.
18:32But no, I just gave them a victory.
18:35Anyway, so yeah, it's a fun game.
18:37You can actually get it.
18:38I'll put the link in below, and maybe we can do some online stuff.
18:41There's lots of different sort of game modes and all of that, but...
18:45Hard to kill. Least death was 16.
18:47So how did I do here? 25 to 26.
18:49So I was close to the top, but the rest of my team sucked chunks.
18:53So, yeah, it's a fun game.
18:55Unreal Tournament 4, it's called.
18:57And it's, again, largely abandonware, but it's a lot of fun to play,
19:01and I think they did a pretty good job of making it all happen.
19:04So, yeah, that's my game.
19:07I hope that you will try it out and let me know,
19:10and we'll see if we can maybe have a game together.
19:12Thanks!