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Wednesday Night Live 18 December 2024

In this episode, I share a humorous take on preparing for my daughter's 16th birthday and her dreams of becoming a Formula One racer. I explore the complexities of modern dating, likening it to the initial excitement of a new job while examining women's hesitance toward commitment. The conversation highlights societal expectations on both genders and addresses the challenges of seeking meaningful relationships later in life. I sprinkle in light-hearted anecdotes about dating tactics, ultimately encouraging listeners to reflect on their values and the dynamics of love and commitment.

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Transcript
00:00:00Yes, good evening, everybody. Welcome to your Wednesday Night Live. A little bit later on this year of our Lord, 18th of December 2024. Can you believe it? My daughter is going to be 16 tomorrow, which means she can finally achieve her dream of becoming a Formula One racer.
00:00:22It's going to be quite exciting.
00:00:24A bit of food between my teeth. You get to see slightly loopy Steph tonight. I don't normally do this, but I was out with some friends tonight. We were playing trivia, and we won. Apparently, the prize for winning trivia is all of the Peppermint Shots in the known universe.
00:00:45So, I only had two, but that's two more. I mean, I can't remember the last time I really had any alcohol. So, you get to see me slightly loopy. Slightly loopy Steph. Just showing that podcasting is just another one of the occupations that you can do drunk. It's always important. It's always important.
00:01:11Oh, she's born a day after you? Hey, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Outlet for braining. Was it Izzy's idea for you to do the later show? No, we had some friends in town, which I haven't seen for a while. So, that's why we went out and won ourselves some trivia. Won ourselves some trivia. I was going to ask, what car are you going to get her? I'm not going to get her a car.
00:01:38What am I, Daddy Warbucks? I might have the head for it. No, that just seems pretty decadent, to be honest with you. That just seems pretty decadent. But we have a good day planned for tomorrow. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be a lot of fun.
00:01:54All right. So, if you have questions, comments, issues, challenges, problems, I will attempt to get my alcohol-sodden brain to do some philosophy. A Hot Wheels car. Yeah, maybe one of those. One of those things that loops around the tracks or something like that. New glasses? Yeah, kind of. These are kind of reflective. So, if I stare into the lights, it's like I have a good idea known as a square light of inspiration.
00:02:20So, then I have to keep looking down a little bit. I don't normally use these glasses. They're a bit reflective, but they're just the ones I happen to grab. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Thank you for your tip. I really, really appreciate that. Imagine sitting across the bar and being terrified that Steph was on the opposing team. Yes, yes, yes. There were some pretty challenging questions, too. I will tell you that as well.
00:02:42You had to guess the name of songs from emojis. It's quite something. My wife is fantastic at that kind of stuff. She's got this visual intelligence that is incredible for me and very impressive. Very impressive. So, yes, freedomain.com slash donate if you'd like to help out the show. It's more than humbly, deeply, and wonderfully, and gratefully appreciated.
00:03:08So, hit me with a why if you would like me to explain modern dating to you. Hit me with a why if you would like me to explain modern dating to you. I can. I will. You may be skeptical because I'm not the springiest of young spring chickens on the noble planet, but I can tell you if you would like me to explain modern dating to you.
00:03:38Yes, I will do. You may be skeptical, but I hope I've given you some cause that I do not make baseless claims. In this case, I will explain it to you, although ahead of time, you will say, come on, guy's 58. He hasn't been in the dating market since the Deluvian era.
00:03:55But I'm telling you, after I explain it to you, you will be like, damn, he's still got it. He may not have it in five minutes from now when he passes out, but right now, he's still got it. All right. I will explain dating for you from the female perspective. That's F. I will explain dating to you. All right.
00:04:16So, you know, when you get your first professional job, like a real job, you get your first job. What's it like? Well, you go in, you're dressed to the nines and you got your little briefcase and you're ready to roll and you're happy and excited to be there. And do you do any real work for the first couple of days? Not really. You're getting some policy stuff, you're meeting with HR, you're being shown where your stuff is, getting your logins, being shown what you can use, what you can't use, get your email set up. Like it's just a bunch of prep.
00:04:46And, you know, there's all these people are like, hey, new guy, new girl, let's do cake. Let's go out for brunch. You know, like, it's a lot of fun. You don't do any work. Really? It's a lot of fun. Feels like a party, but you still get paid. I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this. I don't know what that wink was. It's just basically a stroke.
00:05:08And it's sort of like when you go to school, like the first day or two of school, you're just figuring out where things are. You know, you're getting introduced to your teachers, going over a little bit of the curriculum, maybe getting some books and you're meeting old friends and so on. You don't get any homework. You're not really learning much, but you're kind of having a lot of fun.
00:05:24Your first couple of days at work, first couple of days at school, don't really have any work to do. It's a lot of fun. You get paid at work, but you don't really have to produce anything. Hit me with an A if you agree with this general assessment. I think we've all been there. It's kind of a lot of fun.
00:05:49I remember when I was first, when I first went to the nationals, I went to the national theater school in Montreal for a couple of years. And when I first went there, I was like, they only take like 1% of people who apply. So I managed to sort of eke in there. And the first week we were just creating stuff and having fun and there weren't any classes. And I was like, is this, is this, is this theater school? But anyway, then the classes started and it got more sort of regular anyway.
00:06:15So you go to the job, you're getting paid. It's a lot of fun and nothing really is demanded of you for the first little while. So that's women dating. And they would rather in the main, for the most part, in the modern world, they would rather just keep dating because it's fun. You get paid and you don't have any responsibilities.
00:06:45I was talking to a caller today who's going through a divorce and it's with a Ukrainian woman who is 21 and super attractive.
00:07:03And, you know, she wants to get married and a lot of sympathy. It's a war-torn region and, you know, but she wants to get married and, you know, she might like to do something in photography and maybe go back to school for a while, maybe get a job in a coffee shop. And, you know, maybe in eight years or so, she might want to have some kids.
00:07:27Right.
00:07:30So I did a role play pretending to be him.
00:07:33Of course, he's pretending to be her and it was like, okay, so I make 80 to 90 thou a year and you're going to make like 30 to 40 K max, you know, maybe, maybe less if you're in school, you'll need financial assistance.
00:07:50But let's just say, let's just say that you make a differential is 40 K, right?
00:07:56So you make 40 K, I make 80 K, right?
00:08:03And I said, let's just forget about all the complicated before after tax stuff and just use the bare numbers.
00:08:09So for eight years, I'm contributing 40 K more a year.
00:08:18For eight years, I'm contributing 40 more K a year.
00:08:27So after eight years, I've paid $320,000 more than you have for our shared lifestyle.
00:08:40How did he meet her?
00:08:41Dating app.
00:08:44So I said, okay, look, if you're having kids, you're running my household, you're raising the next generation and you're being a great mom.
00:08:56I have zero problem dumping 320 K into the family over eight years, an extra 40 K more, whatever, right?
00:09:09But if you're not running the household and you're not raising my kids, what am I paying for?
00:09:19What am I paying for?
00:09:22Why would I pay an extra $320,000 to have a woman be my wife when she's not running the household and she's not raising my kids?
00:09:38That is a sort of foundational question about modern dating.
00:09:44Because the whole point of a man paying extra is to show his generosity, to show that he's got additional resources to give to the woman to run the household, raise his kids.
00:09:56And that's why men pay for dates in the same way that your employer pays you for getting trained or just showing up and getting sorted out.
00:10:06And, you know, all of the propeller heads swarming all over your equipment, making sure it's locked down and you get access to everything and all that, right?
00:10:21So in the role play, she said, well, it's the man's job to provide for his wife.
00:10:26No, that is incorrect.
00:10:29That is where you are wrong.
00:10:33It's not a man's job to provide for his wife.
00:10:36It is a man's job to provide for his family, his children.
00:10:42Now, to provide for his children, he has to provide for his wife.
00:10:46It's a man's job to provide for his children.
00:10:50And if the woman is not producing children, it is not the man's job to provide for his children.
00:11:02This makes sense, right?
00:11:04Now, whether you agree with it or not, this is the general perspective.
00:11:12So women will sometimes or maybe even often complain that men make more than women do.
00:11:22And, okay, men have generally evolved, you know, more aggression, more testosterone, bigger, stronger, more efficient, little bit more of an ability to concentrate for a long period of time.
00:11:32So men have kind of, you know, evolved to be more productive.
00:11:35Why have men evolved to be more productive?
00:11:37So that their excess productivity can go to feed pregnant and breastfeeding wives, mothers, and their children, right?
00:11:46And the man's children, right?
00:11:48So why are men more economically productive?
00:11:52Because we have to be because it's our excess productivity that goes to feeding our families.
00:12:00I'm sure this makes reasonably good sense to you.
00:12:04I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.
00:12:11What the heck? Where am I?
00:12:15Did I close something I shouldn't have?
00:12:17Did I? Did I? Did I?
00:12:22No, I didn't. Okay.
00:12:23So, hit me with the why if you follow the argument, which is not to say that you agree with every aspect of it.
00:12:41Because why is the woman getting an extra $320,000 over eight years?
00:12:49Why? Why is the woman getting an extra $320,000?
00:12:52Well, normally it's because, well, honey, you're giving up your economic productivity in order to run the household, raise the children, be pregnant, breastfeed.
00:13:00So I am providing you the excess resources so that you can, so the human race can continue, right?
00:13:10What's the point of all these excess resources if the human race, say, doesn't continue?
00:13:18Why do men provide these extra resources for women?
00:13:25Well, it's not for women, it's for children.
00:13:28But the prerequisite for having children is women being, in general, for a while, economically disabled.
00:13:34Pregnant, breastfeeding, tired, sleeplessness, physical challenges and damages of childbirth, and so on.
00:13:43I mean, if you've ever been around a pregnant, breastfeeding woman, babies, toddlers, babies, infants, they're basically vampires.
00:13:51Like, hang off the jugular, slurpy mommy.
00:13:55I mean, it's a beautiful thing as a whole, but they're kind of takers, these little pink cherub vampires.
00:14:04And women can't get much done.
00:14:05And that's just, you know, I only have one kid, but with multiple kids, of course, it's even worse, right?
00:14:12I mean, we end up with these giant brains because we take so long to develop.
00:14:17And someone's got to pay for that development.
00:14:19And in general, it's the men.
00:14:22So, modern dating is women wanting the benefits of the first couple of days at work without ever having to do any work.
00:14:32So, you show up to some new job, you spend a couple of days getting oriented, maybe the first week you don't do that much.
00:14:40You start to sort of, so why do they pay you for that week?
00:14:43So, you work later.
00:14:45So, you do the actual work later.
00:14:48But imagine if you just keep jumping from job to job, new job, new job, new job, new job.
00:14:55Well, you get all the cake.
00:14:57You get to get paid.
00:14:59You get fun, no responsibilities.
00:15:03And just jump to a new job.
00:15:04That's dating.
00:15:05This is modern dating.
00:15:06Modern dating is over and over a first week at work.
00:15:13No big heavy responsibilities.
00:15:16No business travel.
00:15:18No weekend work.
00:15:19No late night work.
00:15:20No difficult employees.
00:15:22You're just kind of having fun and getting acclimatized.
00:15:28And then, before any actual work shows up, off you go to the next job.
00:15:36Off you go to the next job.
00:15:39That's modern dating.
00:15:45That's modern dating.
00:15:46It's women wanting the benefits of dating, which is a prerequisite for the work of having a family.
00:15:54It's just wanting to go and keep getting new jobs, keep getting new jobs,
00:15:58and never having to put in the work that the dating is a down payment for.
00:16:09So, that's why it's very hard to get women to settle down.
00:16:17Because there's always a new job they can jump to.
00:16:19Always a new job they can jump to.
00:16:23And so, if you say, no, you need to stay in this job, now the hard work begins,
00:16:27they're like, nope, I think I'll go to a new job, get some more cake, have some more fun,
00:16:31get some more lunches, have some more propeller heads swarming around my technology,
00:16:38and I'm going to vanish before the hard work shows up.
00:16:45Why would I want to be around for the hard work, man?
00:16:47That first week is a lot of fun.
00:16:49It sort of reminds me of the last day of school when I was a kid.
00:16:53The last day of school was a blast, man.
00:16:55I remember we would divvy the boys and girls back when we knew what these things were.
00:16:59You'd divvy the boys and girls up, have them sit on either side,
00:17:02and there would be trivia questions, the boys versus the girls,
00:17:05and everybody would find it hysterical and funny, and it was like a blast, man.
00:17:09I loved that.
00:17:10I loved that last couple of days.
00:17:16So if you say, like, I'm dating with the intention of getting married and having kids,
00:17:21then you're saying, I'll pay for the dates.
00:17:24It's a down payment on our mutual endeavor to continue the human race.
00:17:31But no, this is a new job to get to, some more cake, some more lunches, some more fun,
00:17:34some more little parties, and getting to meet new people, and then just, right?
00:17:39Of course, the economy couldn't work if people just kept jumping from job to job every week
00:17:43and never actually did any work.
00:17:45The economy would collapse.
00:17:47Well, of course, the birth rate is collapsing because all of that is happening.
00:17:50Dating is more fun in the short run than getting pregnant and having raising kids.
00:18:02So what are women getting paid for?
00:18:07I just want a guy who, like, funds my lifestyle and spoils me.
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Access mail resources are for children.
00:18:15Access mail resources are for children.
00:18:19And do not give women money if they're not interested in having children.
00:18:29That's all that can save the world.
00:18:30It's the only thing that can save the world.
00:18:34You don't give women money if they're not interested in having children.
00:18:44Because your money is for the children.
00:18:46Otherwise, you're pillaging the brilliance of your ancestors in the economic productivity of men
00:18:51for the sake of sex that is sterile.
00:18:56Sterile sex.
00:18:57Sucks.
00:18:58Literally.
00:19:03So what is a married woman supposed to do if she doesn't have children?
00:19:11I don't really understand the question.
00:19:13Marriage is for children.
00:19:15Right?
00:19:16Marriage is for children.
00:19:17Like, roads are for cars.
00:19:19Bikes can ride on them, but they're not for the bikes.
00:19:22Roads only exist because of the cars.
00:19:24And marriage only exists because of the children.
00:19:29Somebody said, a lady admitted to me on a date, once we both acknowledged we weren't a match,
00:19:33that she went on five dates a week and boasted she saved on meals and free drinks
00:19:38and ballroom dancing at the local club.
00:19:40We were both past the children's stage.
00:19:46You know, trading sex for money is kind of whorish enough.
00:19:48I don't even know what to call trading sex for a fucking falafel is.
00:19:54Ugh, it's so gross.
00:19:57It's so gross.
00:20:04Any time I try a serious conversation, the women move on.
00:20:07Right.
00:20:10Jimmy says, the modern woman works in a public sector job being paid $130k plus a year,
00:20:15has a child with the government paid maternity leave for at least a year,
00:20:19stuffs the child into child care paid mostly by the taxpayer while she goes back to her government job,
00:20:23then the child moves on to government schools.
00:20:25What's the point of men?
00:20:27Well, you know that the purpose of raising female wages is to lower the birth rate, right?
00:20:35It's not an accident, right?
00:20:37I mean, obviously it's to buy votes, but I think the foundation of purpose of raising female wages artificially,
00:20:42all the government jobs and all this sort of equal pay for work of equal value,
00:20:45all of these violations of freedom of association, which is the forced association of this,
00:20:50is to force people to pay women more than they would otherwise be able to earn in the free market.
00:20:57The purpose of raising female salaries is to lower the birth rate,
00:21:03so that you chase money at the expense of children, when money only exists for children.
00:21:12Money results from the, like, I don't want to talk in fiat currency,
00:21:15but wealth exists for the purpose of having children, right?
00:21:21That's why humanity has to produce a lot more than it consumes from a calorie standpoint, right?
00:21:29A man who's got a wife and a bunch of kids needs to produce like 10, 12, 14,000 calories a day,
00:21:38because he's got his own 2,500 to 3,000 calories, the mom 2,000, maybe 2,400 if she's breastfeeding,
00:21:46you got kids, teenagers, you know, this sort of famous meme of like,
00:21:50what's for dinner, says the teenager 20 minutes after consuming $50,000 at a Thanksgiving,
00:21:5850,000 calories at a Thanksgiving lunch.
00:22:00So we men, we have to produce ridiculous amounts of excess calories and a shelter and so on, right?
00:22:07So why are we so economically productive?
00:22:10Why are we so good at creating and providing energy, strength, shelter, calories?
00:22:16Because there is, and remember, half of the children died before the age of five in general throughout history.
00:22:22So why do we have all of this excess productivity?
00:22:26So that we can provide for children.
00:22:29That's it.
00:22:30Wealth exists for the sake of children.
00:22:33And people who have wealth without at least trying to have kids are just pillaging.
00:22:39Just pillaging as a whole.
00:22:41Good luck fighting simping.
00:22:43Women act as a cartel.
00:22:44Men do not.
00:22:46No, I don't think that women do act as a cartel.
00:22:49Because women would benefit if men, if they didn't have to sleep with men.
00:22:54But it, right, the strike breakers, right?
00:22:57The scabs, so to speak, right?
00:22:59Throw only fans on top of it all.
00:23:03Steph, where do you think such women end up like?
00:23:06Do they end up like Rachel's reporter aunt in the book The Present?
00:23:09Well, she would be a good example of that for sure.
00:23:17Yeah, there's a lot of that.
00:23:19There is a sort of fairly significant tsunami of mental health issues coming down
00:23:28as women sail up and out and pass their fertility and attractiveness window.
00:23:37There is a big, big wave of estrogen madness coming down the pipeline.
00:23:43When women who have staked their entire sense of self on being desired by men.
00:23:51And, you know, it's wonderful to be desired by men.
00:23:53For a woman, it's wonderful for a woman to be desired.
00:23:55For a man, to be desired by women.
00:23:57For a woman, it's a foundation.
00:23:59It's beautiful, but it's supposed to be there to cement the family structure
00:24:04for the sake of the next generation.
00:24:07So, when women...
00:24:09And, you know, you see these TikToks, and I wouldn't want to overgeneralize.
00:24:12You see these TikToks, the women are...
00:24:14They're so smug.
00:24:15Like, the hot women are so smug, right?
00:24:18And I understand that because men are throwing resources at them.
00:24:21They get...
00:24:22I mean, talk about super stimuli.
00:24:24It's madness, right?
00:24:26It's madness.
00:24:27Super stimuli is when we don't have a shut off point for excess stimuli.
00:24:36Right?
00:24:37Like, you know, if it sounds too loud, you cover your ears.
00:24:39Like, it gets painful, right?
00:24:41It's frustrating if you can't hear.
00:24:43It's painful if you do hear.
00:24:44You cover your ears.
00:24:45So, we have a...
00:24:46Right?
00:24:47You get too full, you stop eating, or you throw up.
00:24:48Right?
00:24:49So, there's an excess that we stop.
00:24:51But there is...
00:24:52I can't remember the technical name for it, but there is stimuli that there's no cap to.
00:24:57So, birds like to sit on larger eggs.
00:25:00But if you put an ostrich egg in, clearly this is bigger than the whole bird.
00:25:04They still sit on it because just larger eggs are better and there's no cap.
00:25:07There's no top to it.
00:25:08Right?
00:25:09It's not like, ooh, there's no median, right?
00:25:13There's no Aristotelian mean.
00:25:15There's nothing in the middle of the bell curve.
00:25:17So, the bird doesn't say, well, bigger eggs are good, man, but this egg's way too big.
00:25:22This egg's bigger than me.
00:25:23It's just like, bigger eggs are good, and there's no ceiling to that.
00:25:26Right?
00:25:27Which is, I guess, what cuckoos prey upon.
00:25:28Right?
00:25:29There's no top to it.
00:25:30It's like the elevator.
00:25:32Keeps going up and up, right?
00:25:35And for women, male sexual attention, there's no cap to it because we're not designed to have a cap.
00:25:45Because we're supposed to be in monogamous relationship, and the cap is then brought in by society.
00:25:51It brought in externally.
00:25:55Maybe it's men with pornography.
00:25:57You see these guys?
00:25:58They're caught with 14 gigabytes.
00:26:02So, where's the cap, right?
00:26:05And so, for women, though, I don't think there's much of a built-in cap.
00:26:09Like, that's too much.
00:26:11Right?
00:26:12I said this about before with regards to, with women, the big weakness is vanity.
00:26:17With men, the big weakness is status.
00:26:18Get a Bugatti.
00:26:19Right?
00:26:20And so, for women, it's like the vanity thing.
00:26:23When do women say, oh, this is too much praise.
00:26:25Right?
00:26:26Like, that's too much.
00:26:27Come on.
00:26:28Don't be silly.
00:26:29Right?
00:26:31So, women can so quickly get addicted to male romantic attention, male sexual attention.
00:26:49I'm sure it's a turn-on, and maybe a masturbatory aid as well, but there doesn't seem to be
00:26:54much of a cap to it.
00:27:01When do women say, or when have women said, this is too much praise from society, but
00:27:07not that great.
00:27:08You know?
00:27:09Well, the free market is supposed to be the cap on this.
00:27:13Right?
00:27:14The free market is supposed to be the cap on this.
00:27:16That if a woman keeps chasing after male attention, she doesn't settle down, she doesn't get access
00:27:21to male excess productivity, she may not be hired that much, and then she sails into old
00:27:29age without enough to retire on.
00:27:32So, the cap on this is consequences in the free market.
00:27:36Right?
00:27:45But there is going to be a lot of craziness coming down the pipe.
00:27:51Women will sail past, or I guess it's already happening, they're sailing past 40, and there
00:27:59is like a ping, like a little silver thread that just breaks.
00:28:03They used to call this women of a certain age.
00:28:07Women of a certain age.
00:28:10And what that means is a woman who's too old to give you kids.
00:28:16So, what happens, of course, is women who aren't married, they'll, you know, date around
00:28:22a bit, they'll have maybe some relationships, a couple of years, five years, six years,
00:28:26here and there.
00:28:28But then they sail past 40, because they haven't had kids, they've devoted a lot of time and
00:28:33attention to their career, and so they have money.
00:28:35And materially, a lot of times, they're fairly okay.
00:28:38Fairly okay.
00:28:40And then, when they want to settle down, as you say, if the woman's making 100, 120 thousand
00:28:47a year, then she wants a guy who makes more, and who's single, and who's attractive.
00:28:53But a guy who makes six figures plus, who's single and attractive, and 40, doesn't want
00:29:00a woman who is single and 40.
00:29:07Why?
00:29:08Because he wants kids.
00:29:10For the most part, he wants kids.
00:29:12Men want to leave a legacy.
00:29:14Because a man's excess productivity starts to feel pretty freaking hollow.
00:29:18If he doesn't have any children to show for it.
00:29:20At some point, you just get tired of buying shit, don't you?
00:29:23Just get boring.
00:29:24Oh, I guess I could get a new iPhone.
00:29:27What really does that do for me?
00:29:29I could get Twitter 5% faster, right?
00:29:31At some point, there is this, what's the point of it all?
00:29:36There's a great scene from the movie Shadowlands, where Anthony, or C.S. Lewis, the character,
00:29:46turns to another academic and says, don't you ever just wonder what the point of it
00:29:49is all?
00:29:50The guy's kind of guilty.
00:29:51He's like, well, yes, of course.
00:29:52Of course.
00:29:53What's the point?
00:29:54Because he was single, right?
00:29:55The point of life is love, virtue, fertility.
00:30:00Love, virtue, fertility.
00:30:01Love, virtue, fertility.
00:30:03You guide your life by those things, you cannot go wrong.
00:30:06Love, virtue, fertility.
00:30:08Or, to put it in its proper sequence, it is virtue, love, fertility, right?
00:30:16Be virtuous, allows you to fall in love, fall in love, gives you healthy and happy fertility,
00:30:21children, and a good family life.
00:30:24So, as the women sail into their 40s, right?
00:30:28You've seen these memes, like women in tears, they look young and all of that.
00:30:31They say, I have a good income, I have my own house, I'm a good cook, am I really so
00:30:37bad?
00:30:38It's like, but man, sexuality exists for the having and raising of children.
00:30:44It's the only reason we're sexually dimorphic, it's the only reason the penis and the vagina
00:30:48exist, it's the only reason we have lust, it's the only reason orgasms feel good, it
00:30:52is for the having and raising of children.
00:30:54That's it, that's what it's for.
00:30:57It's not for recreation, it's not for money, it's not for fun, they're not toys.
00:31:05Genitals are not toys.
00:31:07Fun to play with, but not toys.
00:31:13So, the women are sailing in, they make good money, so they want a guy who makes more money.
00:31:18Because of hypergamy, right?
00:31:20They're well-educated, and so they want a guy who's at least as well-educated, if not
00:31:26more educated.
00:31:27A successful woman, materially successful woman, educationally successful woman, who's
00:31:3240, 42, 44, she wants a guy more successful, or at least as successful.
00:31:43But this is part of the female vanity curse that is just destroyed.
00:31:48And I don't blame women for this.
00:31:49Men get mad at women about this, but come on man, if you were handed $10 million at
00:31:53the age of 18, you wouldn't handle it that well either.
00:31:56And women are handed that equivalency in terms of attractiveness when they're 18, and they
00:32:01don't handle it well either.
00:32:02Right?
00:32:03You'd be the same, you'd be the same if you were an attractive woman, come on.
00:32:07Nothing magical about this.
00:32:09So, the curse that is hitting modern women is one thing, and one thing only.
00:32:25So, the curse is they do not ask what good men want.
00:32:34Now, I know what guys like, I know what boys want.
00:32:39Gay boys like me.
00:32:41The Waitress is a pretty bad song, kind of hypnotic, a bit of a brain rot.
00:32:45But, yeah, so men want sex, I mean that's pretty obvious.
00:32:48Men lust after women, and again, that's a beautiful part of life, but it needs to be
00:32:52sort of focused in its proper area and element.
00:32:56But, men want sex, that's biologically programmed.
00:32:59What do good men want?
00:33:03What do good men want?
00:33:06If women were to organize their lives around what good men want, they'd be happy.
00:33:15But, when you see a woman who's, say, 40 plus, desperately to settle down,
00:33:23a quality man looks at her and says,
00:33:28Are you stupid?
00:33:32Like, you know women's fertility window is much shorter than men's,
00:33:36you know that 35 is geriatric pregnancy.
00:33:39Are you stupid?
00:33:41Did you not know this?
00:33:43And, did you not have any other women in your life who would tell you this?
00:33:50Are you surrounded by women who just don't tell you basic facts about how men age, right?
00:33:55So, if a woman says to herself, what does a good man want?
00:34:00Well, he wants a woman who's not promiscuous, he wants a woman who's loyal,
00:34:04who's moral, who has integrity, who's hardworking, and so on,
00:34:09and who wants kids.
00:34:12Because, to withhold the gift of life that's been a chain for 4 billion years straight to you,
00:34:17to withhold it for the next people because you want a new fucking video card,
00:34:21is trash thinking almost beyond, words almost beyond redemption.
00:34:26Almost.
00:34:29So, what does a good man want?
00:34:32And, if a woman says, okay, well, a good man, does he want my money?
00:34:35Does a good man want my money?
00:34:37Does he care if I make a lot of money?
00:34:42Does a man, and let me ask you this, lots of guys here, lots of guys here,
00:34:50have you ever cared about a woman's income if you want to have a wife and kids?
00:34:59As a man, right?
00:35:01Have you ever cared about a woman's income if you want a wife and kids?
00:35:07I mean, to ask the question is to answer it.
00:35:10Of course you don't care about a woman's income if you want a wife and kids.
00:35:17Why not?
00:35:19Why not, you selfish bastards?
00:35:21Why don't you care about a woman's income if you want to have a wife and kids?
00:35:30Why would it not matter to you?
00:35:35Somebody says, no, they don't care.
00:35:39The less she makes, the better.
00:35:41She won't settle down if she makes too much.
00:35:43Yeah, that's part of it, for sure, for sure.
00:35:48I care about her debt, if any, yeah, for sure, for sure.
00:35:51Yeah, it makes sense, but that's part of her income, right?
00:35:53If she makes $100,000, but she's a couple of hundred thousand dollars in debt,
00:35:57then she's not making any money, right?
00:36:02It's a nice positive during the interim before she has kids, but no.
00:36:07Right, so the more money a woman makes, again, there's exceptions.
00:36:12This is a general trend.
00:36:13The more money a woman makes, the less happy she's going to be as a mother
00:36:16because she's always going to sit there and say,
00:36:18because there's times when being a parent is kind of dull, right?
00:36:21No question, right?
00:36:23Babies, toddlers, I mean, they're a lot of fun, but it's a little repetitive
00:36:26and so if she was some high-powered lawyer
00:36:29and then she's wiping the fifth diaper of the day,
00:36:32is she going to be content and happy?
00:36:34No, because she's going to sit there and say,
00:36:36I used to do legal briefs and I used to argue in front of the senior courts
00:36:42and now I'm just wiping butts and singing Baby Shark all day, right?
00:36:49She's going to be discontented,
00:36:52and she's going to think of all the money she's not making,
00:36:55and it's going to be very tough for her to take time off
00:37:00because she's invested so much in becoming a high-powered XYZ accountant,
00:37:05doctor, executive, lawyer, whatever.
00:37:08She's put so much time and effort into that
00:37:10that if she quits, she's going to feel ridiculous,
00:37:13which is why, I mean, I'm telling you, man,
00:37:15this is going to be absolutely shocking for women
00:37:17who haven't really thought about this stuff,
00:37:19and I'm sure most of you guys have.
00:37:20It's actually going to be shocking for women
00:37:22that when I was a young, successful man,
00:37:26and tell me if you haven't experienced this.
00:37:28It's going to blow people's minds.
00:37:30When I was a young, successful man,
00:37:31I decided to make some decent coin in the software field.
00:37:36Did I care?
00:37:39Did I care if the woman was just a barista at a coffee shop?
00:37:45Did I care if the woman was a cashier at a supermarket?
00:37:48Did I care if she seemed young, positive, pleasant, and attractive?
00:37:53Did I care?
00:37:55Did I care?
00:37:58It's kind of almost incomprehensible for women.
00:38:03It's almost incomprehensible for women that we don't care.
00:38:08We don't care.
00:38:09If you see that woman, you get that particular click.
00:38:11You see that woman,
00:38:15and you get that thunderbolt, that lightning, that click,
00:38:20that chemistry, whatever you want to call it.
00:38:22You don't care.
00:38:25You don't care.
00:38:28Again, a little incomprehensible to women,
00:38:31but when you're a young man, successful young man,
00:38:34you don't have to be successful,
00:38:35but let's just say reasonably successful.
00:38:37You make enough to maybe start a family, right?
00:38:39To young men, you look at that really pretty young woman behind the counter,
00:38:46and you say,
00:38:47Ooh, if I take her away from all this, it's kind of a dead-end job.
00:38:53I take her away from all of this.
00:38:54It's kind of a dead-end job.
00:38:55I take her away from all of this.
00:38:56I set her up in a nice house.
00:38:57I fill her up with babies, give her a purpose.
00:39:00She's going to be thrilled.
00:39:07She's going to be thrilled.
00:39:12Because what is a man saying to a woman?
00:39:14A man is saying to a woman,
00:39:15You're going to have to give all this up.
00:39:16You're going to have to give all this up,
00:39:17because I want you to fill you up with babies.
00:39:19I'll fill you up with babies, run a household, raise some kids,
00:39:22maybe homeschool, right?
00:39:23Hopefully homeschool.
00:39:25You're going to have to give up all of this.
00:39:27Now, if it's a woman who's at a coffee shop,
00:39:29what's she giving up?
00:39:32$12 an hour, right?
00:39:35What's she giving up?
00:39:36Not much.
00:39:37So you have more to offer her.
00:39:39If she's a high-powered lawyer,
00:39:40so you're going to give all of this up.
00:39:42You're going to give this up.
00:39:44And, of course, you think about the other women around her, right,
00:39:51and the other men and women around her.
00:39:53If she's just working as a barista,
00:39:54she's working in a coffee shop, she's doing whatever,
00:39:59they're going to be like,
00:40:01Go!
00:40:02He wants to marry you.
00:40:03He wants to give you babies.
00:40:04You're going to get to live in a nice house.
00:40:05Go!
00:40:06Enjoy!
00:40:07God bless!
00:40:08Fantastic, right?
00:40:10Whereas if she's some high-powered lawyer or accountant or doctor or something,
00:40:14they're going to be like,
00:40:15Oh, come on, man.
00:40:16You work so hard to become a doctor.
00:40:19You work so hard to become a lawyer.
00:40:21And all of the people,
00:40:22like the law partner firms are going to be like,
00:40:25Oh, you can't quit.
00:40:26If you quit, then you're never going to work again.
00:40:29If you quit for a substantial period of time to raise these kids,
00:40:32I know maybe it's legal, maybe it's not,
00:40:34but I'm just telling you how it is for real, for real.
00:40:36You know?
00:40:38It's a one-way ticket to Exitville, right?
00:40:42So, everyone's going to be down on her.
00:40:44And, you know, women,
00:40:45maybe a little bit more the men kind of group thinkers.
00:40:48So, as a successful young man,
00:40:53are you going to feel like you are offering this woman the world
00:40:57and she's going to be thrilled to take it,
00:40:58or are you going to feel like you're going to ask her
00:41:01to make these massive compromises that everyone's going to dump on her for?
00:41:06Is that a stable basis to raise kids?
00:41:10Right?
00:41:15Probably not.
00:41:18Probably not.
00:41:21Somebody says,
00:41:22I recommend high-value men search for farmer girls.
00:41:26Sorry, I thought that was former girls.
00:41:28I found an angel,
00:41:30but she's married, I think.
00:41:31Yeah, women who work with their hands,
00:41:33women who work in practical ways
00:41:36can be a very big plus and positive, right?
00:41:43If you have assets and income and marry a waitress,
00:41:45you will get destroyed in a possible divorce.
00:41:49Not if you marry a virtuous waitress.
00:41:54This emotional drive is talked about in Crime and Punishment
00:41:56in one of the side plots.
00:41:59I remember reading that when I was 19 and how it hit home so well.
00:42:02Oh, this is Sophia.
00:42:04Is it Sophia the prostitute?
00:42:07Even if she's not financially successful,
00:42:09men can't compete with the attention they get from hundreds of men on social media.
00:42:13I asked a potential girlfriend if she was prepared to not have
00:42:16single men follow her online and she said no.
00:42:18But she also wanted me to marry her and take her to my country.
00:42:21She was also a single mom.
00:42:24Oh, come on, man.
00:42:25What are you doing?
00:42:28Don't bring those trashy decisions here like they're not trashy.
00:42:33A single mom addicted to male attention.
00:42:40Wait, are you saying the woman with a terminal sexually transmitted disease
00:42:47isn't sleeping with you?
00:42:48Oh, no.
00:42:49How terrible.
00:42:51I'm not saying this woman had.
00:42:52I'm just saying that that would be the analogy.
00:42:55You couldn't date the serial killer?
00:42:57Oh, man.
00:42:58Oh, how sad.
00:42:59You must be very sad.
00:43:01Entitled single mom addicted to male attention.
00:43:04And she.
00:43:06What were you pursuing a woman like that for?
00:43:09My gosh, man.
00:43:11Crazy.
00:43:12Are you mad?
00:43:13Are you mad?
00:43:17Crazy stuff.
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00:43:46Oh, it's nice to see people taking some profits off Bitcoin, isn't it?
00:43:50Down to 143 Canadian from like 155, 156.
00:43:54I love it.
00:43:55I love it.
00:43:56I hope people take more and more profits, get them out of those paper hands,
00:44:00and into the hands of diamond assertiveness.
00:44:04That's what we want.
00:44:06That's what we want.
00:44:12Any tips on asking out a barista who is behind the counter?
00:44:17Well, the way that I would do it,
00:44:22go in a couple of times, go in a couple of times,
00:44:25chat with her, make a couple of jokes,
00:44:27have her appreciate your time and attention, right?
00:44:31I haven't told this.
00:44:32It was a joke.
00:44:33I did this when I was in my early teens.
00:44:36I went up to a woman working, a girl, a girl,
00:44:38obviously a girl working at McDonald's and said,
00:44:40Hi, Ed.
00:44:41I'd like a Sunday so big I can't see Monday.
00:44:49Smooth.
00:44:50Hey, man, got her number.
00:44:52So, yeah, go and make a laugh a couple of times and say,
00:44:57hey, how about breakfast?
00:45:00Shall I call you or nudge you?
00:45:05So I would just put my number on a piece of paper,
00:45:13slide it across and say, done if you're single, if you are.
00:45:17Love to get a coffee with you.
00:45:18Well, maybe not a coffee because that's your job.
00:45:20Maybe an anti-coffee.
00:45:26Just, yeah, put the ball in her court.
00:45:29Yeah, if she asks for your name for the coffee,
00:45:31just give her your number and see what happens.
00:45:32Yeah, that can be right.
00:45:34I'm over 50, so a single mom is sort of unavoidable.
00:45:39Were you married before?
00:45:40Are you a widow?
00:45:42In which case, you know, massive sympathies,
00:45:44but how are you over 50 and still single?
00:45:49I'll show you Sue a sunset if you show me a dawn.
00:45:53That's nice.
00:45:58I used to know a couple of other pickup lines,
00:46:01but let's do that, shall we?
00:46:08Cheesy pickup lines.
00:46:11We got to have some, right?
00:46:15We got to have some.
00:46:19Got to, got to, got to get back.
00:46:25These are going to hurt.
00:46:26These are going to hurt.
00:46:28I get it.
00:46:29No, I don't want to continue.
00:46:30What are you doing?
00:46:33All right, what do we got?
00:46:42Oh, no.
00:46:44No, these are no good.
00:46:49Do you know what?
00:46:50You'd look beautiful in my arms.
00:46:52No, no, no, no, I can't do these.
00:46:56I'd give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
00:47:00It sounds like that's a guy in a Joker mask in an alley.
00:47:08It's a good thing I have my library card,
00:47:10because I'm totally checking you out.
00:47:14If I could rearrange the alphabet,
00:47:16I'd put you and I together.
00:47:18Once I saw this, this cop was pulling over this woman.
00:47:21He thought she was drunk, and he's like,
00:47:23start the alphabet from M with M.
00:47:27Start the alphabet with M.
00:47:28He's like, Malphabet?
00:47:32Are you Siri, because you auto-complete me?
00:47:34No, no, no, no, these aren't bad.
00:47:39These are bad.
00:47:42All right, I can't do cheesy.
00:47:44That's the wrong.
00:47:45How about dirty pickup lines?
00:47:48Let's just go straight.
00:47:51All right, what do we got?
00:47:54Oh, God, stop.
00:47:55Why pop-ups?
00:47:56What is this, 2012?
00:48:02All right, what do we got here?
00:48:10I think we, okay, I don't know if these are in any kind of order.
00:48:18Oh, God.
00:48:22Are you a pie, because I'd like a piece of you?
00:48:24That sounds like Maori cannibal pickup lines.
00:48:28Oh, my God.
00:48:30You're so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
00:48:34Oh, my God.
00:48:40Now, nice pants.
00:48:42Can I talk you out of it?
00:48:44No.
00:48:45Nice pants.
00:48:46Can I talk you out of them?
00:48:50No.
00:48:53No, I can't.
00:48:54So, some of them are very good.
00:48:56None of these are any good.
00:48:57So, sorry.
00:49:00We are not in the right place.
00:49:06Are those generated by AI?
00:49:07I have no idea.
00:49:09Finally, sequel to the Dad Jokes podcast.
00:49:11Yeah, there are some good ones.
00:49:12They're kind of cheesy and funny, but that is not one.
00:49:18All right.
00:49:19Curious on your thoughts.
00:49:20If you think Bitcoin mining is worth it nowadays, would simply buying at this point be best?
00:49:26I mean, it's just costing benefits, right?
00:49:29It's costing benefits.
00:49:31I mean, then Bitcoin mining is still worth it for some people, because it's still happening.
00:49:35I went up to a woman working in a bikini store, and I told her,
00:49:38I know it's a bikini store, but I couldn't not tell her she's beautiful.
00:49:42She showed me her wedding ring.
00:49:44It's nice.
00:49:46It was my first approach in a long time, and I was just building up muscle on it.
00:49:55All right.
00:50:00Is that a mirror in your pocket?
00:50:02Because I can see myself getting into your pants.
00:50:06Nice.
00:50:09That dress is already becoming on you.
00:50:11Then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too.
00:50:15It's a bit labored.
00:50:17How much does a polar bear weigh?
00:50:18Eh, enough to break the ice.
00:50:20Nice.
00:50:27Oh, yeah.
00:50:28If you're a Chad Enough guy, you can say that you went to jail for beating up your wife
00:50:32or girlfriend, and they'll still be like, eh, well.
00:50:35Eh, well.
00:50:44Oh, God.
00:50:47I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
00:50:50That's your ringtone.
00:50:54Oh, my God.
00:50:57That's horrendous.
00:51:06Oh, my God.
00:51:07No, these aren't dirty enough.
00:51:08I mean, if you're going to go dirty, just go completely filthy.
00:51:11I don't know why this is all so tame and mild.
00:51:14I don't believe in any kind of half measures with these things.
00:51:17If you're going to go dirty, just go so filthy that the joke is illegal in most countries.
00:51:22That's my particular approach.
00:51:24None of this kind of maybe sort of half stuff.
00:51:26Nope.
00:51:27If you're going to go dirty, go to the kind of filthy that Jesus himself would have trouble
00:51:31getting the stain off your soul, and I don't think I can find those very easily, or probably
00:51:36don't want them in my search history anyway.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:42Like, I don't know if you've ever heard the phrase, the CFM shoes.
00:51:47CFM shoes.
00:51:48Oof.
00:51:52Just checked my battery life, and it's at 69%.
00:51:59Oh, my God.
00:52:07Oh, that's horrendous.
00:52:12Are you Jafar because you magically turned me on?
00:52:15No, that's no good.
00:52:17That's no good.
00:52:18That's way too polite.
00:52:19Way too polite.
00:52:20All right, sir.
00:52:21Any other last questions, comments, issues, challenges?
00:52:22Love to hear from y'all.
00:52:23If there's anything else on your mind that I can help you with, got a couple of great
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00:53:02Why people believe socialist claptrap?
00:53:06I can't just say what is wrong, because the question is, why is it perpetually wrong,
00:53:10and why is it still so perpetually compelling?
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00:53:45Shooter's Manifesto from Wisconsin, the 15-year-old, and actually newly-minted.
00:53:50I think she was November, a newly-minted 15-year-old girl.
00:53:52Of course, it hit me pretty hard, because my daughter is 15.
00:53:56I can do this maybe tomorrow.
00:53:58Hit me with a why.
00:53:59I can't do it tomorrow.
00:54:00It's her birthday.
00:54:01It'll be Friday of the weekend.
00:54:02Hit me with a why if you'd like me to go over this manifesto.
00:54:04It's quite deep and powerful, although fairly atrociously written.
00:54:08But, okay, if you're interested, I will go over that, because there's a lot, actually
00:54:13there's quite a lot of fairly horrific depth in all of that, and all of the usual suspects
00:54:17when it comes to traumatized and problematic childhood.
00:54:20So, okay.
00:54:21All right, I appreciate that.
00:54:23I will go over that for sure.
00:54:27All right, let me just go and check here.
00:54:29Let's see if there's anything that I am missing here.
00:54:39Ba-da-dum, dum-dum.
00:54:41Yes, okay, I appreciate that.
00:54:42I will listen and do that.
00:54:49Stefan Old shows you would say things about how the audience probably isn't interested
00:54:52in your personal life.
00:54:53Would that be an example of managing both sides of a relationship?
00:54:56Sorry, I don't quite understand that, but is your hat Free Domain Radio brand?
00:55:03Well, just Free Domain.
00:55:04Is that something people can purchase?
00:55:06I will look it.
00:55:07I'm not familiar with Rudolf Steiner.
00:55:09My boomer parents are about as much older than me as they could be, and their advice
00:55:16is out of touch.
00:55:17Accordingly, my friends with Gen X parents get much better advice about dating career.
00:55:20Any thoughts on this?
00:55:23I would, you know, as you age, and of course I'm an older parent, right, so as you age,
00:55:28it is really, really important to try and stay up on current events among young people,
00:55:34right?
00:55:35I'm not talking about Gen A 11 and under brain rot, because that's just cringe, but if you
00:55:42have kids, right, it's really, really important that you stay up on what's going on for younger
00:55:47people as best you can.
00:55:49That's part of the general responsibilities of being a parent, but you might want to tell
00:55:57your parents to spend some time, like your older boomer parents, to spend some time trying
00:56:02to get up on your life, right?
00:56:05Get up on your life, so that they can continue to provide you some value, right?
00:56:16I mean, I know with my daughter, I have to adjust, I mean, I do have to adjust my advice
00:56:24to my daughter with the recognition that she's a girl, not a boy, which means there's going
00:56:30to be some differences in terms of social comfort and so on, right?
00:56:36God, this is dirty pickup lines that might get you into trouble.
00:56:40I'm not usually into hunting, but I'd love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
00:56:48Hey, girl, I'm a fully fledged meteorologist and something's telling me you're in for a
00:56:53few inches tonight.
00:56:54I don't know if a few inches is where you want to go with that.
00:57:00Oh, my gosh.
00:57:02Why don't you let me be your personal sealant and fill your crack in?
00:57:06Oh, my God.
00:57:08Oh, my gosh.
00:57:14What?
00:57:15Can you stop printing out some missing person posters?
00:57:18I'm going to have you tied up for a long time.
00:57:20Oh, my God.
00:57:24Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl?
00:57:26The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don't you help me use it?
00:57:34Oh, my gosh.
00:57:38You want to know the difference between a unicorn horn and a direction?
00:57:42I don't have a unicorn horn right now.
00:57:46Nice.
00:57:48Nice.
00:57:56Oh, my gosh.
00:57:58Oh, yeah, OK.
00:57:59Some of these are fairly illegal.
00:58:03Oh, my gosh.
00:58:08My nutritionist told me you are what you eat, and I want to be a beautiful woman.
00:58:14Oh, my gosh.
00:58:19Can you do telekinesis?
00:58:20Because you've made a part of me move without even touching it.
00:58:24Also known as boing.
00:58:30Oh, my gosh.
00:58:32Oh, my gosh.
00:58:34Oh, my gosh.
00:58:36Oh, my gosh.
00:58:49If we get to work now, we could have a 4th of July baby by next year.
00:58:52Oh, that's nice.
00:58:56You know, there's space on my apartment floor that's perfect for your clothes.
00:59:01All of these sound vaguely serial killer, don't they?
00:59:03Or maybe it's just the way that I'm doing it.
00:59:06Oh, my gosh.
00:59:11My fridge is full of your favorite breakfast food for when you wake up underneath me.
00:59:14See, that sounds like you just had a heart attack and died on her.
00:59:17I didn't know if he was coming or going.
00:59:22Oh, my gosh.
00:59:28Oh, my gosh.
00:59:34Oh, my gosh.
00:59:35No, I can't do that one.
00:59:36That's definitely illegal.
00:59:40Oh, my gosh.
00:59:45I'm in Australian culture.
00:59:46I love going down under.
00:59:52Oh, my gosh.
00:59:56Oh, gosh.
00:59:57Okay, yeah, maybe.
01:00:00I don't get that one.
01:00:03Oh, my gosh.
01:00:08All right.
01:00:10Don't use any of these.
01:00:15Does this rack smell like chloroform to you?
01:00:21Well, since it does and you're already limp, I guess I can put you in my windowless bed.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:27You know, the line between Riz and Serial Killer is not quite as wide as I thought it
01:00:32was going to be.
01:00:34All right.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:36So, before the end of the night, thank you for coming by later, everyone.
01:00:40If you're listening to this later, freedom8.com to help out the show.
01:00:43I really, really would appreciate it.
01:00:45Hope it wasn't too goofy for you tonight, but I thought some of those were kind of funny,
01:00:49including the ones that I was afraid would become a ringtone and I'd get a visit from
01:00:54somebody in authority.
01:00:55So, have yourself a wonderful night.
01:00:58We'll talk to you Sunday morning.
01:01:00And if you all want to send any birthday wishes to Izzy, you can post them on the freedom8.locals.com
01:01:08or on subscribes.com.
01:01:11And I'm sure she would love to hear them.
01:01:13Have yourself a beautiful, wonderful, lovely, tasty evening, my friends.
01:01:17And go forth and multiply.
01:01:21Bye.
01:01:24Bye.