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00:01:30Okay guys, got a visual on the van, looks clean, just one bloke driving, standby, over.
00:01:58Heads up, they're entering the lakebed.
00:02:00I'm a CS gas and give it in fire.
00:02:02Gas locks loaded!
00:02:04They're coming your way.
00:02:06Roger, he won't know what hit him.
00:02:28Get out!
00:02:40Open the back doors now!
00:02:42We're taking your cargo, move, move, move!
00:02:44Surprise asshole!
00:02:52You, get off the bike!
00:02:54Get off the bike!
00:02:56Get off!
00:02:58Piece of shit!
00:03:26Move, move, move!
00:03:54Move, move, move!
00:04:22Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.
00:04:48We are sorry to announce that flight 1021 to Newark has been cancelled due to severe weather over New Jersey.
00:04:55You may, you may excuse me, please.
00:04:58You may either take special charter flight 1443 to Los Angeles and then re-route to Newark, landing in 37 hours.
00:05:06Or, excuse me, excuse me.
00:05:09Scott, Jennifer, Phillip, everything is safe and sound.
00:05:16Or you can return tomorrow for flight 1222, departing at this same time.
00:05:21Thank you.
00:05:26So do we get to stay in a hotel room?
00:05:28We can't afford a hotel for an extra night.
00:05:30Why not?
00:05:32I'll catch up with you.
00:05:34Team, we are taking that charter flight.
00:05:36A hotel room sure would have been nice.
00:05:57Cut!
00:06:07The lighter.
00:06:10Dr. Milhouse.
00:06:11Yes, sir?
00:06:13There was a hijack attempt made on the van.
00:06:16What?
00:06:18All the specimens are safe.
00:06:20The project is still secure.
00:06:25Why didn't you tell me something before?
00:06:28I'd rather not bother Dr. Stewart and Dr. Ryan.
00:06:31Besides, we have to sit in a flying tin can with them for the next 20 hours.
00:06:36I'll tell them when we land.
00:06:38Absolutely, I think it's better that we keep this between ourselves.
00:06:43Yeah, I think you're right.
00:06:45Ladies and gentlemen, we are now boarding special charter flight 1443 to Los Angeles.
00:06:50All rows, please board at this time.
00:06:52Thank you.
00:07:20Welcome aboard.
00:07:36Hi.
00:07:37Welcome aboard.
00:07:38Step this way.
00:07:39How did it go, the charter?
00:07:40Oh, don't ask.
00:07:41Come on this way.
00:07:42Hi.
00:07:43Welcome aboard.
00:07:44This way.
00:07:45Hello.
00:07:46Hi.
00:07:47Hello.
00:07:48Hi.
00:07:49Hello.
00:07:57What's this about?
00:07:58Special cargo.
00:07:59Science team.
00:08:00Oh, you're the new date girl.
00:08:03I have master's degrees in bioengineering and physics and a doctorate in gene therapy.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:09Welcome aboard.
00:08:11Patty, I think you've got it under control up here.
00:08:13I'm just going to head up to the cockpit and see if me and the other hillbillies can get this plane off the ground.
00:08:20Yes, sir.
00:08:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:08:27Oh.
00:08:28Careful.
00:08:29She just made it by the hair on my chin.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:31Save it.
00:08:32Just point me to my seat, okay?
00:08:33That sounds in the mood.
00:08:34All right.
00:08:3514C incoming.
00:08:36Thanks, guy.
00:08:37Thank you.
00:08:39Oh.
00:08:40I have to put these away.
00:08:41What are you going to take those for?
00:08:42To stowage.
00:08:43Yeah, well, don't lose them, okay?
00:08:44I've got early pee time.
00:08:45Don't you worry.
00:08:46Jack.
00:08:47Jack.
00:08:48Jack.
00:08:49Jack.
00:08:50First my name, next thing you know you want my gym hub.
00:08:51It's hard.
00:08:52Crazy.
00:08:53Crazy.
00:08:54Crazy.
00:08:55Crazy.
00:08:56Crazy.
00:08:57Crazy.
00:08:58Crazy.
00:08:59Crazy.
00:09:00Crazy.
00:09:01Crazy.
00:09:02Crazy.
00:09:03Crazy.
00:09:04Crazy.
00:09:05Crazy.
00:09:06Crazy.
00:09:07Is our crate safe in the cargo hold?
00:09:10And those baggage handlers just throw everything around.
00:09:12Fred, is the cargo safe?
00:09:14Safe as houses.
00:09:15See, Phillip?
00:09:16Safe as houses.
00:09:18Fred's never let you down.
00:09:20And I'm not about to start, Dr. Stewart.
00:09:23And Lord, Jesus, if it shall be your will that I die on this plane tonight,
00:09:30please let my deliverance into your strong...
00:09:33Pardon me.
00:09:34You're making me nervous.
00:09:36Is this your first time flying, girl?
00:09:38Second.
00:09:39It'll be my last if I have anything to say about it.
00:09:42Relax, baby.
00:09:44You know, they say more people are killed each year by donkeys than plane crashes.
00:09:49You're right.
00:09:54Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to take off.
00:09:56Please fasten your seatbelts and make sure that your tray tables are in their upright and locked position.
00:10:01Please observe that Captain Jack has turned on the no smoking sign.
00:10:05Smoking is prohibited throughout the aircraft.
00:10:08Thank you and have a very pleasant flight.
00:10:16Jesus, Jack.
00:10:17You're not going to smoke all the way through this flight again, are you?
00:10:21You really should quit.
00:10:22No reason to.
00:11:05Jesus, Jack.
00:11:36Jesus.
00:11:52Scott, listen. I'm sorry.
00:11:55I've been dumped before.
00:11:57I know how it works, but I'm just not done being mad at you yet.
00:12:01But really...
00:12:02Yes, really, Jen.
00:12:04Let me see. You broke up with me a week ago.
00:12:06After three years together, I think it's a little much for you to expect me to be, what, fine with this?
00:12:12So quickly?
00:12:14Well, I'm sorry.
00:12:18Just this recirculated air makes me irritable.
00:12:23Apparently.
00:12:24I'm going to go splash some water on my face.
00:12:26Thanks.
00:12:30You know, Jennifer, there's an old chemist's expression,
00:12:33don't leave your lunch bag near a lit Bunsen burner.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Don't date people you work with, Jennifer.
00:12:40I never have.
00:12:41Yeah, but you never leave the lab, Philip.
00:12:43You never meet anybody you don't work with.
00:12:45That's the reason you never married.
00:12:49She's got you there, Doc.
00:12:53Hey, where do you think you're going?
00:12:54I just thought I'd see what Courtney was doing.
00:12:56No, Courtney doesn't need your shenanigans.
00:12:58In fact, your shenanigans bought you this seat.
00:13:00And you're staying put.
00:13:02Yeah, but it's not my fault.
00:13:03Shannon totally fit me in.
00:13:04Oh, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon.
00:13:05It's always Shannon, isn't it?
00:13:08You know what?
00:13:09Why don't you take responsibility for yourself?
00:13:12Now, I'm putting on my music, and I don't want to be disturbed for anything.
00:13:17Have a nice flight, loser.
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:40Milhouse?
00:13:43Yes, this is Milhouse.
00:13:44What went wrong?
00:13:46You didn't say anything about the bloke in the back of a van with a bloody gun.
00:13:49The specimens are in the cargo hold right now.
00:13:51I paid you people.
00:13:53Go and switch them.
00:13:54No, I have to do this.
00:13:57Jesus, I have to do this.
00:13:59That's right.
00:14:00You're on your own, mate.
00:14:03Beep, beep.
00:14:22You fellas look like you need something.
00:14:24Coffee? Pillow?
00:14:26No, thank you.
00:14:27We are fine.
00:14:28Yes, fine.
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:33Yafi, I have a bad feeling.
00:14:36You always have a bad feeling.
00:14:39I can't even remember the planes we've been on.
00:14:42Home, Bombay, Singapore, Australia, Sudan.
00:14:46Our father died attempting this same mission.
00:14:50I have waited for eleven years.
00:14:53I have worked for eleven years to accomplish what he could not.
00:14:58It is my destiny.
00:15:00It is yours too, to succeed.
00:15:04I hope so, brother.
00:15:06I hope so.
00:15:07Allah, Allah.
00:15:09America.
00:15:30America.
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:30Okay.
00:17:01I think I'll stretch my legs.
00:17:04You okay, Dr. Stewart?
00:17:05I'm fine, Fred. Thank you.
00:17:07I'll be right back.
00:17:15Young man, excuse me.
00:17:16Yes, ma'am.
00:17:18I smell cigarette smoke.
00:17:19Really? That's terrible.
00:17:21I'm telling you, I smell it.
00:17:23I'm telling you, I smell it.
00:17:25I'm telling you, I smell it.
00:17:26I'm telling you, I smell it.
00:17:27I'm telling you, I smell it.
00:17:28I'm telling you, I smell it.
00:17:29I'm telling you, I smell smoke.
00:17:31Well, we'll see what we can do to get that nasty smell out of your nose.
00:17:34You just do that.
00:17:39So, how are things in first?
00:17:41Just taking care of the privileged passengers.
00:17:44Life's rough for you, huh?
00:17:47Enjoying the pit?
00:17:49Oh, is that mooing I hear?
00:17:51No, it's that snotty rich cow you have to wait on.
00:17:55Bye-bye.
00:17:59Dr. Miller.
00:18:02What are you doing, doctor?
00:18:05Um, everything's...
00:18:08Okay.
00:18:10Everything's okay.
00:18:12There's nothing you should concern yourself with.
00:18:16That's odd.
00:18:17Here I thought I was head of security for this outfit.
00:18:20Which would make whatever you're doing to that cargo very much my concern.
00:18:26Okay, listen, Fred. I'm gonna level with you.
00:18:30Phillip and Jennifer, they have limited vision.
00:18:34They just don't know how much money this technology is worth.
00:18:38But you do.
00:18:40Yeah, that's right. I do.
00:18:42And I can make sure that there's a nice slice in it for you, Fred.
00:18:47Huh?
00:18:48My good pal Fred, huh?
00:18:50I make a living. I work for my pay.
00:18:54Yeah, but why should you, buddy?
00:18:55Look, this time next week, I'm in Hong Kong at a restaurant eating sushi off a naked woman's body.
00:19:00And you can be there with me, toasting to our good fortune.
00:19:04I don't like sushi.
00:19:09The place I know makes a great burger.
00:19:11No, come on, come on.
00:19:13Dr. Stewart, he trusts you.
00:19:14He trusts you even more.
00:19:16That's why. That's why this will work.
00:19:19No, no. This isn't going to work.
00:19:25This is over.
00:19:28Jesus Christ, Fred.
00:19:31You really shouldn't fire a gun on a plane, Fred.
00:19:34I don't want to shoot this gun at all.
00:19:37Now, we're gonna go upstairs.
00:19:39We're gonna sit down together.
00:19:41And we're gonna fly to Los Angeles.
00:19:43Dr. Stewart can deal with you when we land.
00:19:47But for right now, we're gonna keep all of this between us.
00:19:52Hey, absolutely. I mean, you know, I...
00:19:55What's the fuck up here?
00:19:57It's my bad, all right? I just...
00:19:59Absolutely. I mean, I think that that's 100% accurate.
00:20:03Hey, this was a mistake. I am so sorry that I...
00:20:06Shit!
00:20:10Come here!
00:20:16Come here!
00:20:22Oh!
00:20:28You son of a bitch! Get up! Get up!
00:20:30You son of a bitch!
00:20:34What the fuck?
00:20:44Fuck you, stupid fuck! No, Fred!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:50Philip, I'm having a few reservations about our involvement with new investors.
00:20:54I mean, the research isn't advanced enough to put control of the work into the hands of CEOs and marketing suits.
00:21:02We haven't done anywhere near enough testing.
00:21:05Jennifer, I didn't want to mention this, but to be bluntly honest, we're tapped.
00:21:14What?
00:21:15I've spent everything I have on the project.
00:21:18I sold all my family's lands and holdings.
00:21:22We need money, Jennifer. We need money, facilities, distribution.
00:21:27Without new funding, it's all academic.
00:21:31The work stops.
00:21:36I have concerns, brother.
00:21:39Again.
00:21:40Why do you have concerns now?
00:21:42I fear we might fail.
00:21:44We cannot fail.
00:21:46We boarded the plane without any trouble.
00:21:49We are in the air.
00:21:51And soon we will be in the international airspace.
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:56But I'm worried.
00:21:57You know if you worry, you will not help.
00:22:00Faith, Philip.
00:22:02Faith in Allah.
00:22:04Faith in your brother.
00:22:06Faith in yourself.
00:22:10We have a lot to do.
00:22:11When they go to sleep, get some rest.
00:22:15Thank you, brother.
00:22:18All right, Jack. Dreams do come true.
00:22:21You drive for a while.
00:22:22I'm gonna go grab a cup of coffee.
00:22:24You got it, Jack.
00:22:26Oh, man.
00:22:42Hey.
00:22:44Why don't you two take that to the bathroom?
00:22:46What a divine idea.
00:22:48Come on, Brad.
00:22:51Yeah, I might like her.
00:22:53I had to say something.
00:22:55And it was a good something, girl.
00:23:05Come on, Brad.
00:23:12Can I get that for you, Donna?
00:23:14It's doctor.
00:23:15Whoa, you're doing a lot of damage to that fine airplane coffee.
00:23:19I don't think there's anything I can do to make this coffee worse.
00:23:22Besides, my boyfriend likes it this way.
00:23:25Well, I don't see your boyfriend anywhere.
00:23:27I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself.
00:23:42They've been in there forever.
00:23:44They're probably making the sweet, sweet love.
00:23:49Oh!
00:23:51Oh!
00:23:53Oh!
00:23:55Oh!
00:24:18Miss, I'm sorry. You had to get your coffee yourself.
00:24:20No, that's okay.
00:24:21I got to meet the captain.
00:24:23You mean Captain Broken Heart?
00:24:25What do you mean?
00:24:27Oh, honey, he's a one-woman man, and she died eight years ago.
00:24:30He was flying a little Cessna into San Francisco.
00:24:33Hit a low patch of fog.
00:24:35He lived.
00:24:36His wife and her sister didn't.
00:24:38Oh, my God, that's terrible.
00:24:40That's what they all say, sweetie.
00:24:42You know, I tried to play in that briar patch a few years ago and got stung.
00:24:47Mark my words.
00:24:49Run.
00:24:50I'll take that under advisement.
00:25:00It's okay. It's okay.
00:25:05Okay. You're a winner. You're a winner. You're a winner. You're a winner. Okay.
00:25:12You're a winner. You're a winner.
00:25:21You're a winner.
00:25:40Oh, no. You are not here to taunt me again.
00:25:43Just wanted you to see my face again, so it'll be burned in your memory when I'm gone and on that Bahamas route.
00:25:47Talk to the elbow, because the hand wants to smack you.
00:25:54Hey, help. A little help here.
00:25:56Hey, stewardess, come on.
00:25:59I think that's one of yours.
00:26:02Yes, sir. What can I do for you?
00:26:04Getting a warning light from avionics.
00:26:08That's probably just a short.
00:26:10Hey, George, make me feel good and go down to avionics and check it out, will you?
00:26:13Karate girl, huh?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:26Come on, get away from me.
00:26:28Stay away.
00:26:32Get away.
00:26:34Stay away from me.
00:26:38You're a scary woman.
00:26:40You're a scary woman.
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:42So you got a man in the States?
00:26:47Look, I'm sure you're a really nice guy and everything, but I'm so not in the mood.
00:26:51I was just asking a question.
00:26:54You know, you got some pretty titties for a karate girl.
00:27:01You're gross.
00:27:04You're weird.
00:27:07Thanks.
00:27:10Thanks.
00:27:30My name's Courtney.
00:27:32Gunther.
00:27:34So what are you supposed to be, Gunther?
00:27:37Some sort of vampire?
00:27:39Sometimes.
00:27:42So, what are you doing in Australia?
00:27:46I'm leaving Australia.
00:27:49I was in this huge karate tournament where qualifying for the world championships broke my arm.
00:27:55I can see that.
00:28:08So, what are you doing in Australia?
00:28:13I'm studying Aborigine burial techniques.
00:28:18Not really.
00:28:20Oh, entirely.
00:28:37I found this most fantastic coffin.
00:28:48A coffin?
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:50It's in the hold.
00:28:51My Doberman is guarding it.
00:28:55Is that right?
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:59Wait, it's really quite interesting.
00:29:03George sure has been gone a while, hasn't he?
00:29:06Why don't you try reaching him on the intercom?
00:29:13He's not picking up.
00:29:15Maybe I'll wander down there and see if he needs a hand.
00:29:18Are you kidding me?
00:29:19I thought you were going to have to die before I ever got to sit in the big chair.
00:29:22I'll be right back.
00:29:27Don't even think about it.
00:29:29If I wanted a bunch of teenagers jumping all around me, I would have stayed at home.
00:29:33Listen, I have more work here than God.
00:29:36And if I don't finish it before we land, I'm dead, okay?
00:29:39So I...
00:29:41Nice to meet you, too.
00:29:49George!
00:29:50George!
00:29:51Come on, quit messing around.
00:29:57What the hell has happened here?
00:30:06Ever seen one this big before?
00:30:14Is everything okay in here?
00:30:16Where the hell have you been?
00:30:17We have a situation.
00:30:18What?
00:30:19Call on the horn and tell them we have an emergency situation up here and I'll be right back.
00:30:33Oh, geez.
00:30:37Well, what they don't know won't hurt them.
00:30:46Ow!
00:30:48What is that?
00:30:58This is recyclable.
00:31:00Damn it.
00:31:01Patty, why are you putting recyclables in the trash?
00:31:06Now that stings.
00:31:16Something wrong?
00:31:26You see those two guys over there?
00:31:29Yeah.
00:31:31Do you remember them boarding?
00:31:34No, now that you mention it.
00:31:36Yeah, me neither.
00:31:39And I don't see anything listed on the manifest for those seats.
00:31:43Patty, could you keep everyone out of here for a few minutes?
00:31:46Certainly, Captain.
00:31:47Thanks.
00:31:59Gentlemen, may I have a word with you, please?
00:32:04Please, this way.
00:32:15I want to know what the hell you're doing on my plane.
00:32:17We are flying to America.
00:32:19Cut the shit and tell me what the hell you're doing on this flight.
00:32:21Sir, sir.
00:32:23We are very sorry, but we do not have proper papers.
00:32:28No, I don't think you realize how difficult it is to get work visas for America in our country.
00:32:33No, no.
00:32:34It's okay.
00:32:35It's okay, Jaffe.
00:32:37My brother and I, we will make great electricians in your country.
00:32:42We can fix anything.
00:32:43Anything.
00:32:44It is true.
00:32:45Anything.
00:32:46Oh, man.
00:32:48You guys are just illegals.
00:32:49Sir, please.
00:32:50Quiet.
00:32:51Quiet.
00:32:52Listen to me.
00:32:54I'm going to deal with you once I get back to Los Angeles.
00:32:57You're going to go back and sit in your seats and remain there for the rest of the flight, right?
00:33:03INS can deal with you once we get back to Los Angeles.
00:33:06Now go sit.
00:33:11Jaffe.
00:33:15Fit.
00:33:17Fit, my brother.
00:33:18Fit.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:24We've got trouble.
00:33:25I've been hailing ground control on every frequency.
00:33:27Nobody's responding.
00:33:28Shit.
00:33:29Are you sure?
00:33:30Checked.
00:33:31Double checked.
00:33:32Triple checked.
00:33:33All right.
00:33:34This is what we're going to do, Jack.
00:33:36I'm going to go check the seat phone and see if I can reach ground control that way.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:48Are you sure you're the captain?
00:33:49You never seem to be flying the plane.
00:33:51Hey, I can fly this plane blind.
00:33:54Listen, I know this is going to sound a little weird.
00:33:56Probably.
00:33:58Can I use your credit card?
00:34:01That is weird.
00:34:03What are you going to order takeout?
00:34:05No, I just need to make a quick call.
00:34:07It's personal and the airlines doesn't like it when I make personal calls from the cockpit.
00:34:11A personal call?
00:34:13A girlfriend?
00:34:14No.
00:34:16I haven't had one of those in quite a while.
00:34:19What about a cell phone?
00:34:21I have one, but they really don't work in planes and certainly not this far over the ocean.
00:34:26You don't have a credit card?
00:34:31Declined.
00:34:33It's not going to be a long call.
00:34:35What do you say?
00:34:39Sure.
00:34:41No problem.
00:34:43One call, no shopping.
00:34:46Thanks.
00:34:47I'll bring it right back.
00:35:04I need to be connected to the control tower.
00:35:06My name is Captain Jack Russell.
00:35:09Clearance code Alpha 154777.
00:35:13Thank you.
00:35:16Yes, hello. My name is Captain Jack Russell.
00:35:19I'm on flight 1443 Heavy Melbourne to Los Angeles.
00:35:22Who am I talking to? Over.
00:35:24Roger, 1443. This is Bob Campbell.
00:35:27Hey, you're not calling on a standard comm line.
00:35:29Captain, where are you calling from? Over.
00:35:30I'm on the seat phone in the main cabin.
00:35:32We have an emergency situation up here. Over.
00:35:36What's the nature of your emergency, Captain?
00:35:38Unidentified.
00:35:40There's some kind of...
00:35:42Say again?
00:35:43I have a man down.
00:35:451443, we lost you there.
00:35:48Hello? Hello?
00:35:51Come in, 1443.
00:35:53Mike?
00:35:55Oh, come on.
00:35:58Everybody, please remain seated.
00:36:01We'll soon have this under control.
00:36:05Jack, what the hell is happening?
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:46Sorry, folks. The situation is under control.
00:36:50If you all could just remain seated.
00:36:54Hey, Doc. You're one of those science people, right?
00:36:57Yeah.
00:36:58Well, I think there's something you ought to know about.
00:37:03That's all we got? Unidentified?
00:37:06Some kind of...
00:37:08Some kind of what?
00:37:09That's all we got before we were cut off.
00:37:12It's FAA time, people.
00:37:43Everybody, back to coach.
00:37:45Come on, let's do it.
00:37:47Come on, man. Let's go.
00:37:50We're gonna be safer back there. Come on, let's go.
00:37:52I'd rather be dead than go back to coach.
00:37:54Whatever.
00:37:57Jan! Jan! Jan!
00:38:00Aah!
00:38:03Aah!
00:38:06Aah!
00:38:09Aah!
00:38:12Aah!
00:38:16Aah!
00:38:28Here!
00:38:31Aah!
00:38:33You important piece of shit!
00:38:35Philip, what the hell is happening here?
00:38:37Well, I knew the cloning process would very likely quadruple their size,
00:38:40but not this fast.
00:38:42Scott, Scott, did you know this was gonna happen?
00:38:44I had no idea this was gonna happen, Philip.
00:38:46No, this is totally, totally unprecedented.
00:38:48Do not touch them.
00:38:50Oh, thanks. Yeah, because, you know, I was thinking about going and petting them.
00:38:53Aah!
00:38:56Oh, you told her, brother. I heard you.
00:39:02Aah!
00:39:05Oh, my God!
00:39:07Oh, God!
00:39:10Aah!
00:39:12Don't steal the clothes!
00:39:14Wait! Here!
00:39:25That thing almost got him.
00:39:27Yeah, but it didn't.
00:39:29It almost took my head off!
00:39:33You're lucky it's still...
00:39:35working.
00:39:37You're lucky that thing didn't eat you.
00:39:40You know, I never did get your name.
00:39:43It's Jennifer.
00:39:45Jack.
00:39:47All right, enough jibber-jabber. Where are they? Where'd those things go?
00:39:50They obviously retreated.
00:39:52What the hell is crawling all over my plane, killing people?
00:39:54Yeah, what the hell are those things?
00:39:56They're scorpions.
00:39:58You're kidding. Scorpions.
00:40:00You know those scorpions on one of them animal shows?
00:40:02They're about that big.
00:40:04That ain't no scorpion.
00:40:06Yeah, and there's nothing listed on your cargo manifest about giant scorpions with your equipment.
00:40:11They weren't giant scorpions when we put them on the plane.
00:40:15They were simply dormant specimens, and we listed them as such.
00:40:18There's no way they could have gotten out.
00:40:20They were in a secure containment crate.
00:40:23See, the canisters must have been jostled, right?
00:40:26When your plane lost control.
00:40:28That's a good theory, except for the fact that we lost control
00:40:31because one of those big-ass son-of-a-bitches was in the cockpit.
00:40:35What?
00:40:37Yeah, and I take it kind of personally.
00:40:40But just how big is this big-ass son-of-a-bitch in the cockpit?
00:40:44Big. Mighty big.
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:49There's a queen.
00:40:59Are you the FAA specialist?
00:41:01Yes, sir. I'm Curtis Burnham.
00:41:03This is Mr. Highball and Mr. Brick.
00:41:05Hiya. Mike Rowe.
00:41:07Hi. Hi, Mike.
00:41:10Bob's been keeping an eye on things here.
00:41:12Bob?
00:41:14Wow, that was fat.
00:41:15This is Mr. Burnham.
00:41:16Curtis, please. Hi, Bob.
00:41:19So, um, how long since the phone call from that plane?
00:41:23Six to three minutes, 22 seconds.
00:41:26Six to three minutes, 22 seconds.
00:41:29Okay. Have you had any contact at all with anyone on the plane since?
00:41:32Ransom calls? Any possible hijackers or terrorists?
00:41:35No, nothing like that.
00:41:36Just that short phone call, then a sharp dive in altitude about ten minutes ago.
00:41:40But it looks like they leveled off.
00:41:42Yeah, I see you've got them on radar.
00:41:44Yeah, we got them on radar, but that's all we got.
00:41:47Well, good work, Bob.
00:41:48Good work.
00:41:49Hey, do you mind if my guys sit there?
00:41:51No, no, not at all.
00:41:57Okay, high ball. I need schematics of the plane.
00:42:00I need cargo manifests, crew complement, passenger manifests.
00:42:06Rick, establish a link to Strategic Air Command and the National Weather Center.
00:42:10I want to know if there's any military in that airspace and what the storm is going to do.
00:42:14Sir.
00:42:16What the hell is going on out there?
00:42:26Jennifer, now you know I'd help if I didn't have this damn bad back.
00:42:29Watch the arm.
00:42:41Is everybody here?
00:42:43Everybody who is here is here.
00:42:46I think we can safely say that everybody who is not here is dead.
00:42:50Where's Fred?
00:42:52One of the specimens must have got him.
00:42:54Oh, poor Fred.
00:42:55Now, listen, people, I've got to get off of this plane.
00:42:57I have a very, very important meeting.
00:42:58What's your name?
00:42:59McCallan.
00:43:00McCallan.
00:43:02We all know that you have an important meeting.
00:43:05Okay?
00:43:08Hey, didn't you guys say that you could build anything and fix anything?
00:43:11Oh, yes, of course.
00:43:12Definitely, sir.
00:43:13But we need to know more about what we are up against.
00:43:16Yeah, in order for us to properly defend ourselves.
00:43:19They're giant scorpions.
00:43:22Okay.
00:43:24No problem.
00:43:26We have other problems.
00:43:27Yeah?
00:43:28What's that?
00:43:29Well, to start with, my crew is dead, and I'm the only one left who can land this plane.
00:43:33Well, do us all a big favor and don't die.
00:43:35Yeah, well, that was a big part of my plan.
00:43:37Good.
00:43:38What else?
00:43:39Communications are down, and we need to talk to the ground in order to land this thing.
00:43:43Plus, we need to get to avionics and activate the APU.
00:43:46APU?
00:43:47What is a freaking APU?
00:43:49Auxiliary Power Unit, sir.
00:43:52Exactly.
00:43:54What's your name again?
00:43:55Yaffie.
00:43:56Yaffie, sir.
00:43:57Yaffie.
00:43:58Good.
00:43:59All right, we also need weapons.
00:44:01Between those pincers and the venom that they're packing in their tails, we're going to need some heavy-duty artillery.
00:44:08All right, well, I guess, uh, let's find out what we got.
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:20Okey-dokey. Strategic Air Command says they've got nobody in that airspace.
00:44:25Thank God for small favors.
00:44:27They'll want to know if there's anything they can do to help.
00:44:30Tell them thanks, and we'll let them know.
00:44:32Uh, what does the National Weather Center say about that storm?
00:44:35Well, the good news is that it's not going to get any worse.
00:44:37And the bad news?
00:44:38It's not going to get any better.
00:44:39Yeah, of course.
00:44:40Yeah, of course.
00:44:45What do we got?
00:44:47Well, Habib, I'll call them a sucker and we can do it.
00:44:50Me?
00:44:51Good. We can do it.
00:44:52Should we be ready then to make our way down to the cargo hold?
00:44:54Yes.
00:44:55Sounds like it.
00:44:56Uh, those things are down there, though.
00:44:57Those things are everywhere. What do you want?
00:44:59Look, you know what? You're getting bossy.
00:45:01Sorry.
00:45:02Toolboxes.
00:45:03Toolboxes.
00:45:04Oh, yeah, yeah, the toolboxes are in the cargo hold. They would be most helpful.
00:45:06Tool.
00:45:07Excellent.
00:45:08Great.
00:45:09We can definitely use those.
00:45:10Listen, how many of these things are there, do you think?
00:45:11Worst case scenario, 20.
00:45:13Minus that dead one, 19.
00:45:1519!
00:45:16He's saying that with a giant one locked in the cockpit, there's 18 of those things around in the plane.
00:45:20Listen, I'm going to take those odds and I'm going to get down to APU. I'm going to turn that thing on, okay?
00:45:24Okay, I'll go with Captain Jack.
00:45:26Highball, what have you got on that plane?
00:45:28Just a second.
00:45:31Boom.
00:45:32Full schematics, passenger manifest, crew compliment, cargo manifest.
00:45:36Okay, Highball, find me a way to talk to that plane.
00:45:39You got it.
00:45:46She says we're bloody ready.
00:45:49Okay.
00:45:51I will now open the H.
00:45:53Do it slow.
00:45:55We have the flashlight.
00:45:57Jolly.
00:45:58Okay.
00:46:00Do it.
00:46:09Be careful.
00:46:16Okay.
00:46:37You guys have got to be kidding me.
00:46:39This stuff is never going to work.
00:46:41Well, you know what? If you've got a better idea, I'm sure we'd all be real glad to hear it.
00:46:45Yeah, I got a great idea. Why don't we just land this bug infest and even get another plane?
00:46:50Great.
00:46:51Right, because we're over the ocean, stupid.
00:46:59All right, avionics is this way.
00:47:01Yeah, but that'll totally set it that way.
00:47:03Okay, let's get the tools first, then we'll deal with avionics.
00:47:06No.
00:47:07You and I are going to avionics.
00:47:09I need your expertise.
00:47:11Oh, really? What for?
00:47:13I need someone to hold the flashlight. You think you can handle that?
00:47:19Let's go.
00:47:29Hey, brother.
00:47:30I will find the tools.
00:47:32Dracula, did you find any weapon?
00:47:34My name's not Dracula. It's Gunther.
00:47:39Actually, it's not Gunther. It's Joel.
00:47:41I'm from New Jersey.
00:47:43I've just been using the accent to impress women.
00:47:47My life is a sham.
00:47:49Dracula, um...
00:47:51Gunther, uh, Joel.
00:47:53This is a great story, but this is not the right time for personal identity crisis.
00:47:57Yeah?
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:01Hey, this is no storytelling time, huh?
00:48:03There are scorpions. Come on.
00:48:04Come on, my brother. Come on.
00:48:05Hey, Dracula, Gunther, come. Come.
00:48:09Come.
00:48:14So, where are you from?
00:48:15Small talk, eh?
00:48:17Moved around a lot. Army brat.
00:48:19Army brat. Sounds about right.
00:48:23You?
00:48:25Well, darling, I wake up every morning and I thank God that I'm a Texan.
00:48:30That explains a lot.
00:48:32What do you mean by that?
00:48:33Nothing.
00:48:35Oh, God! Oh, God!
00:48:39Come on.
00:48:46So, uh, you people are scientists?
00:48:48That's right.
00:48:50So, fill a brother in, right?
00:48:52Why are you making giant scorpions?
00:48:54Um... complicated.
00:48:57Try us.
00:48:59We were trying to synthesize a biogenetic pathogen that would aggressively combat disease.
00:49:05Diseases like AIDS and cancer.
00:49:08Components of this pathogen are found in great abundance in scorpion hormonal secretions.
00:49:13So you were raising giant fucking scorpions?
00:49:17Uh, not exactly, no.
00:49:20Then what the hell do you mean?
00:49:21Those animals never existed before.
00:49:24They're an entirely new species.
00:49:27You guys are saying that these things are like, say, the killer bees,
00:49:30where you genetically crossed an African honey bee with an American honey bee,
00:49:33and bam, the killer bee was born?
00:49:36Precisely.
00:49:38Damn, baby, you're sexy and smart.
00:49:40Oh, I saw it on the news.
00:49:42Yeah, well, and just what did you cross these giant fucking scorpions with?
00:49:45Oh, lots of things.
00:49:47But the primary induction was the DNA from the fossilized remains of a paleolithic scorpion millions of years old.
00:49:56So you made Jurassic Park scorpions?
00:50:09Look over there.
00:50:22What is this?
00:50:24Looks like a dead skin of scorpion.
00:50:28It's not mine.
00:50:38Huh?
00:50:44Oh, shit, you!
00:50:45Shit!
00:50:56There will be more scorpions.
00:50:58Everybody, hurry! Come on!
00:50:59Now!
00:51:00Come on!
00:51:09Oh, damn.
00:51:11This is bad.
00:51:12How bad?
00:51:13Real bad.
00:51:21Honey, come on!
00:51:22Now!
00:51:23Come on, let's go!
00:51:26Hurry up!
00:51:28The whole circuit board is melted.
00:51:30We're gonna have to turn on the auxiliary power unit at the source.
00:51:33Okay.
00:51:35But we've got bigger problems.
00:51:37We do?
00:51:38See those cables?
00:51:40The shredded ones?
00:51:41Yeah.
00:51:43Those control the landing gear.
00:51:45Oh!
00:51:49Oh!
00:51:51Oh!
00:51:52Oh!
00:51:53Oh!
00:51:54Oh!
00:52:12Jack?
00:52:18Find the switch!
00:52:20Is this it?
00:52:21Yes!
00:52:22Get in!
00:52:27Get out of here!
00:52:32How goes it, Curtis?
00:52:34Well, not as quickly as I'd like.
00:52:36Anything I can do to help?
00:52:37Actually, yes, Mike, there is.
00:52:39They passed over Hawaii hours ago.
00:52:41And so I'm operating under the assumption that the plane will be landing directly here.
00:52:45And she's gonna be coming in pretty fast and hard.
00:52:48When that happens, I don't want to be scrambling for a runway.
00:52:51You hear that?
00:53:02Quick!
00:53:11I'm cross-referencing the passenger manifest with the customer listing of every cell phone company nationwide.
00:53:18What? You can do that?
00:53:20Of course not.
00:53:21That would be in violation of these citizens' rights to privacy.
00:53:24Yeah, either that or industrial espionage.
00:53:26Yeah, I forget which.
00:53:28I need two more minutes.
00:53:34Hey, I heard about your wife.
00:53:39You want to talk about this now?
00:53:41I'm sorry, let's talk about the APU some more.
00:53:47All right.
00:53:49It's just...
00:53:52I feel like...
00:53:56I still miss her, and...
00:54:01There's a lot to enjoy in this world, Jack.
00:54:06I think she'd want you to be doing that.
00:54:09Enjoying the world instead of clinging to loss for the rest of your life.
00:54:14That's a real understanding of you.
00:54:19I see a sad guy who could be happy if he'd let himself.
00:54:26You've got a hell of a bedside manner, Doc.
00:54:30If you only knew.
00:54:40I think we gotta get out of here. I think it's clear.
00:54:45Let's get out of here.
00:54:49Come on.
00:54:54Jack!
00:54:55Holy shit!
00:55:05Rest in peace, you big-ass son of a bitch!
00:55:13Quick, Jack! Behind you!
00:55:16Look out!
00:55:18Get up!
00:55:20Come on, get up!
00:55:32Well, that was impressive.
00:55:34So, who are you guys again?
00:55:36Oh, you know, we were just practicing.
00:55:38Oh, you were gone?
00:55:40Good work.
00:55:48Hey, um...
00:56:14Listen, I need to get into the cockpit.
00:56:17So we gotta figure out how to get that big-ass son of a bitch out of there.
00:56:20Mr. Jake! Mr. Jake!
00:56:22We have fashioned the weapon for that exact purpose.
00:56:26Just wait.
00:56:27Maybe we should be building something to contain her?
00:56:30Contain my ass?
00:56:32Let's see what bad business my eastern brothers here have built.
00:56:36Excuse me.
00:56:38Here.
00:56:39Bring it up.
00:56:47Man, nothing to say.
00:56:50You know, I'm with the man that's got the meeting.
00:56:53That shit ain't gonna kill shit.
00:56:55Mr. Omar!
00:56:57You are not seeing the whole picture.
00:56:59This is... this is just the body armor.
00:57:01It goes with this!
00:57:03Here.
00:57:04Wow, that's impressive.
00:57:06This power pack goes on the back.
00:57:08And we have lined this jumpsuit with new print for insulation.
00:57:13But the user is going to feel a little tingle.
00:57:17A little.
00:57:18Where'd you get that neoprene?
00:57:20Oh, we found a wet suit down below in one of the suits.
00:57:23Oh, man, that's mine, man!
00:57:25We are sorry, Mr. Omar,
00:57:27but you will be pleased to know that we had no interest whatsoever
00:57:30in many, many pairs of bright underpants.
00:57:33Oh, right.
00:57:34Hey, shit!
00:57:35Look, I'm not even trying to hear this, y'all.
00:57:37You know what? I'm gonna go kill these motherfuckers myself.
00:57:41No!
00:57:42No, Omar, wait!
00:57:43Mr. Omar!
00:57:45Okay, Highball, I have a rather urgent phone call to make.
00:57:48Do you have a number for me?
00:57:50Sorry, boss.
00:57:51It looks like no one up there is packing a cell phone.
00:57:53Well, how can that be?
00:57:55Did you check the crew?
00:57:57The crew?
00:57:58Oh, shit!
00:57:59Curtis, I'm sorry.
00:58:01What did I tell you about that mouth, Highball?
00:58:03Sorry, man.
00:58:04Wait a minute.
00:58:06Got it.
00:58:07Jack Russell.
00:58:08The captain.
00:58:09Just the man I need to speak to.
00:58:11Brick?
00:58:12Yeah, boss.
00:58:13I need Randall Anderson at the CIA.
00:58:15Try his home number.
00:58:16You got it.
00:58:34Why has this thing suddenly become so big?
00:58:37Could you, please?
00:58:39Is it still growing?
00:58:40It's even off the back.
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:43Sit, sit, sit, sit.
00:58:44Omar, Omar, I want to talk to you.
00:58:46What about?
00:58:47About the fact that we're sitting here conspiring to destroy everything that we made.
00:58:52I mean, did you spend the last three years building something out just so you could tear it down?
00:58:55Scott, what we've built kills people.
00:58:59Yeah.
00:59:00Very effectively, too.
00:59:02What?
00:59:03Listen to me.
00:59:04These insects are the only ones of their kind.
00:59:07We have an obligation to do whatever we can to make sure that they do not become extinct.
00:59:12You'd rather we become extinct?
00:59:17What, so you and Cowboy Jack are just going to shoot up the saloon together?
00:59:20Is that what this is?
00:59:22Oh, Scott, I can't believe you're going to make this about us.
00:59:25Really?
00:59:26This is not about us.
00:59:27This is about the survival of the people on this plane.
00:59:29Hey, don't think for a second that I haven't...
00:59:31This is about living.
00:59:32Come on, don't you think I've seen the way you two have been mooning over each other ever since you came on board?
00:59:35And now you're going to merrily destroy everything I've worked my entire fucking career to achieve?
00:59:40I will not allow it!
00:59:42Get up, up, up, up!
00:59:50Jack?
00:59:51You got a gut?
00:59:52Buddy, we could have been using that to kill those things dead by now!
00:59:55He doesn't want them dead.
00:59:57Jack!
01:00:16Professor!
01:00:17Oh, yeah.
01:00:18See what happens!
01:00:19God, why? Why this?
01:00:21You never gave me equity, profit share, any control, you know?
01:00:26So I cut a deal for myself, old man.
01:00:28Scott, this is crazy.
01:00:30Sick bastard.
01:00:31Yes, he gets it!
01:00:33Hey, we could still be friends, right?
01:00:41I never wanted this, and I'm going to go!
01:00:44Stop!
01:00:45I love you!
01:00:47Oh, God!
01:00:48No!
01:00:56Hold on!
01:01:00Hold on!
01:01:01Everybody, hold on!
01:01:02No, get back down!
01:01:03Hold on!
01:01:06Jennifer!
01:01:07Grab my hand!
01:01:08Grab my hand now!
01:01:10Help me!
01:01:14Help me!
01:01:15Jennifer, grab my hand!
01:01:16Grab my hand!
01:01:18I'm slipping!
01:01:20Come on!
01:01:25Little brother!
01:01:29I can't hold on!
01:01:32Look at me! Just hold on!
01:01:34Now!
01:01:38Little brother!
01:01:41Get me!
01:01:42Oh, God!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:56The pressure should start stabilizing soon.
01:01:58Come on!
01:01:59Just hold on!
01:02:07It wouldn't have been my plan, but it seems to have worked.
01:02:11Philip.
01:02:13Oh, God, Philip.
01:02:15I can't believe that guy saved my life!
01:02:19So, are all the nasty creatures gone?
01:02:22Is everybody all right?
01:02:25I'm okay.
01:02:27Shit, Scott.
01:02:28Yeah, shit, Scott.
01:02:30Everybody up!
01:02:31Get up!
01:02:32We've still got a plane to land.
01:02:34Move it!
01:02:36Get up!
01:02:37Jesus Christ!
01:02:38Move, people!
01:02:39Get up!
01:02:40Jesus Christ!
01:02:41Move, people!
01:02:52Is this Randall Anderson?
01:02:56Randall, this is Curtis Burton.
01:02:58I need a favor.
01:03:09Guess I'm gonna have to do this the hard way.
01:03:17What's the storyline, Glory?
01:03:19Well, these are desperate times, my desperate measures.
01:03:21What do you want us to do?
01:03:23The mother of all hacks.
01:03:25What's the target?
01:03:27The CIA spy satellite control system.
01:03:30All right, everyone remain calm.
01:03:32We're not out of this yet.
01:03:34Right, Captain Jack?
01:03:36Right.
01:03:37But we'd all be able to think a little more clearly if you just put the gun down.
01:03:41Yeah?
01:03:42No chance.
01:03:45Okay.
01:03:47You're the boss.
01:03:55Can you land the plane?
01:03:58I still need to fix the landing gear wiring in the avionics room.
01:04:05All right.
01:04:07How long until we reach Los Angeles?
01:04:10An hour, maybe less.
01:04:12Okay.
01:04:13Okay, good.
01:04:14Good, good, good.
01:04:16You, go drive.
01:04:20Did you not hear me?
01:04:21I mean, what part did you miss?
01:04:23I said that I still need to fix the landing gear wiring in the avionics room.
01:04:27Okay.
01:04:28Cool.
01:04:29You two, go fix the landing gear.
01:04:33Jesus.
01:04:34You crazy asshole.
01:04:36There's a stack of three-ring binders as high as an elephant's ass detailing the wiring schematics.
01:04:41God, it sounds really complicated.
01:04:43We can do it.
01:04:44We can do it, sir.
01:04:47Hell, it'd take a damn near rocket scientist to do it that quick.
01:04:50I'm no rocket scientist.
01:04:51We can do it.
01:04:54Mr. Jack, I and my brother came for our quest to America so far.
01:05:01We will fix that landing gear, or we will die trying.
01:05:05See?
01:05:09All right.
01:05:12Looks like you're our only shot.
01:05:14Let's see what you guys can do.
01:05:16The wiring you're looking for.
01:05:20The wiring you're looking for, the big gray cables on the aft wall in the avionics room.
01:05:28Good luck, Yaffe.
01:05:29See you, Don.
01:05:31Looks like we're going to need a hell of a lot of it.
01:05:33I'm sure that one of them can scamper up here and ask you some questions if they got a fucking problem.
01:05:38All right, Saddam, Arafat, get your tools.
01:05:41I will escort you to avionics.
01:05:45Yes, sir.
01:05:47Excuse me, sir.
01:05:49Mr. Jack is right.
01:05:51You are a crazy asshole.
01:05:54My tools.
01:05:56You have no idea.
01:05:58Idea.
01:06:02Captain Jack, I'd like for you to remain seated for the remainder of the flight.
01:06:10You!
01:06:11Sit!
01:06:13And you, move, move, move! God damn it, move!
01:06:15We are doing it! We are doing it!
01:06:19Yeah, fuck you on that.
01:06:22I think this has been sitting there a while, but I added lots of cream and sugar.
01:06:31Wow.
01:06:32Oh, that's bad.
01:06:34I think you missed your calling.
01:06:37Maybe you really should be a flight attendant.
01:06:41This is very complicated.
01:06:44If we connect the wrong wire to the circuit board, we may very well melt the whole thing.
01:06:48We will do it, brother, we will do it.
01:06:52Yes, it would be a great help to get Captain Jack to guide us through this.
01:06:57We want Captain Jack.
01:06:58Well, you can't have him.
01:06:59All right, you said, you can do it, so do it.
01:07:02Okay.
01:07:03Hello, my dear.
01:07:08I have an idea.
01:07:10I have an idea.
01:07:13You prepare and splice it.
01:07:15My dear.
01:07:17You prepare and splice the wires. I will be right back.
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:24Good luck.
01:07:26Where are you going?
01:07:28I'm going this way.
01:07:31Good, I'm going to go with you. How's that?
01:07:33Good.
01:07:35You will be useful.
01:07:37Follow me. Come.
01:07:46Hey.
01:07:49I found this back there.
01:07:51I figured you were probably dying for a smoke.
01:07:57They actually survived all this.
01:08:01If we do, maybe I'll think about quitting smoking.
01:08:16Hello, hello, testing.
01:08:19Testing, one, two, testing, one, two, three.
01:08:22Yeah.
01:08:23Mr. Scott, you take this to Mr. Jack for communication.
01:08:27I will help my brother Sudan.
01:08:29Yeah, very, very good. Yeah, you do that. You go help Saddam, all right?
01:08:32And no funny business.
01:08:34Yes, yes, yes. No funny business.
01:08:36I know you are a very evil and scary man.
01:08:39Now go, please. Go.
01:08:41Go.
01:08:43Please, please, fast. We want communication.
01:08:46Go, go, go, go.
01:08:49I'm sorry about what I said back there.
01:08:52I think it's incredible that you still hold your wife in your heart.
01:08:56There's no reason to get rid of that.
01:09:01Thanks for saying that.
01:09:04She would have really liked you.
01:09:08Thanks.
01:09:09Thanks.
01:09:11So here I am again with other people's lives in my hands.
01:09:17Kind of goes with the job, doesn't it?
01:09:20Right.
01:09:23Thanks.
01:09:28I'll get us down.
01:09:33You better.
01:09:39You better.
01:09:45Sorry to interrupt this magic moment, but I want you focused on landing the darn plane.
01:09:49You, get out. Come on, shut up.
01:09:53It's for you.
01:09:56Captain Jack.
01:09:57Sudan.
01:09:58Captain Jack.
01:10:00Damn nation.
01:10:02What?
01:10:08Scott, what is wrong with you?
01:10:10What the hell are you doing?
01:10:15If it happened like this, this is all wrong.
01:10:19Are you proud of yourself?
01:10:21Well, this certainly is a magnificent fucking catastrophe, but very definitely not what I had in mind.
01:10:32What you had in mind?
01:10:34Jesus Christ, you were going to sell us all out.
01:10:37What can I say?
01:10:41What can I say?
01:10:43You and Philip never truly appreciated the market value of the technology.
01:10:47You better.
01:10:48People died because of your greed.
01:10:51Ooh, ain't that just too damn bad.
01:10:56And all for nothing, too, seeing as all the specimens are gone, thanks to Grandpa.
01:11:01Philip, you asshole!
01:11:08Sit, bitch.
01:11:11Look at me.
01:11:13Good girl.
01:11:14Look at me.
01:11:16Good girl.
01:11:19All right, girlfriend, you keep your eyes open.
01:11:25If there is one fucking specimen left on this plane, I am going to have more money than God.
01:11:32God don't need money.
01:11:36Good, more for me.
01:11:40Oh my...
01:11:42Jack!
01:11:58Oh, darling.
01:12:01Yes, sir.
01:12:03It's mine.
01:12:04Mine.
01:12:08The exoskeleton is slightly mutated.
01:12:11The left pellipad is a little lopsided, but I'd say overall she's damn sexy.
01:12:29Jack, are you all right?
01:12:31Oh my God!
01:12:33I've been better.
01:12:35The Jedi can't see.
01:12:37Courtney, stay here and help Jack see what he needs to see.
01:12:42Wrap something around his eyes.
01:12:45Where are you going?
01:12:47Somebody has to kill that thing.
01:12:55It's the Queen, you motherfucker!
01:12:57No, not me!
01:12:59Captain Jack!
01:13:00Captain Jack!
01:13:02Yuffie!
01:13:05Yuffie!
01:13:14Come on, V.
01:13:22Holy shit.
01:13:24Holy shit.
01:13:26We're in.
01:13:28Holy shit, we're in.
01:13:29We're in.
01:13:31Curtis!
01:13:33Okay, what have you got?
01:13:35Well, apparently we have a CIA spy satellite.
01:13:38Holy shit, the mouth on this guy.
01:13:40Good, good work.
01:13:47I'm okay, brother.
01:13:49I'm okay.
01:13:51But, Yuffie, you must finish the job.
01:13:54But, Yuffie, I...
01:13:56But nothing.
01:13:57The life of many people on this plane is in our hands.
01:14:02You have to save them.
01:14:04I will try, I will try, brother.
01:14:06Try hard.
01:14:08Come on, do it.
01:14:12It's beautiful.
01:14:14It's beautiful.
01:14:16Where did she go?
01:14:18That way.
01:14:20Are you all right?
01:14:22I will live if we land.
01:14:23I will live if we land.
01:14:25But first we have to kill the bitch.
01:14:28Count on it.
01:14:30The defibrillator only carries enough power for a short jolt.
01:14:34Brother, in order for us to kill the bitch, we need something...
01:14:38A larger battery, something more...
01:14:40A larger battery?
01:14:42I've got an idea.
01:14:44Not that old APU, sister.
01:14:46That much voltage will kill you, sister.
01:14:49Fix the plane.
01:14:51I'll be back.
01:14:53Say what you want.
01:14:55That girl got Moxie.
01:15:23Captain Jack!
01:15:25Captain Jack!
01:15:27Captain Jack!
01:15:29Captain Jack!
01:15:31Captain Jack!
01:15:33Captain Jack!
01:15:35Captain Jack!
01:15:37Captain Jack!
01:15:39Captain Jack!
01:15:41Captain Jack!
01:15:43Captain Jack!
01:15:45Captain Jack!
01:15:47Captain Jack!
01:15:49Captain Jack!
01:15:51Captain Jack!
01:15:53Captain Jack, can you hear me?
01:15:55Loud and clear.
01:15:57Captain Jack, the primary and secondary couplings are spliced and bound.
01:16:01We are definitely ready to start reconnecting.
01:16:05Okay, running up the right side of the box, you're going to see a series of connectors.
01:16:08Do you see them?
01:16:10Oh, yes I do.
01:16:12Good.
01:16:14Captain Jack, the many connectors, which one?
01:16:16I need you to have them wire tested until you find an open line.
01:16:19I can't do this.
01:16:21We will do it, brother.
01:16:24Thank you, Yaffe.
01:16:27Satellite is in position, matching speed and trajectory.
01:16:30Thank you, Brick.
01:16:32Operator. Yes, sir?
01:16:34I'd like to place a person-to-person call, please.
01:16:36Yes, sir.
01:16:38What the hell?
01:16:40Courtney, grab that.
01:16:42It's in my bag.
01:16:44Hello?
01:16:46Curtis Burton.
01:16:48This is Courtney.
01:16:50Hey, we're in a lot of trouble up here.
01:16:54Yeah, yeah, he is.
01:16:56Hold on.
01:16:58It's for you.
01:17:01Oh, shit.
01:17:03Hello?
01:17:05Who is this Angel of Mercy?
01:17:07Well, what's left of him?
01:17:09Who's this?
01:17:12Well, I never thought that I'd be happy getting a call from the FAA.
01:17:24Okay, Captain, I need you to accelerate your descent.
01:17:28You're at about 6,000 feet now.
01:17:30Courtney, what's our altimeter reading now?
01:17:343,000.
01:17:36Wait, Curtis, you're saying we're at 6,000 feet?
01:17:39Damn it, Curtis, my altimeter is malfunctioning.
01:17:42It says 3,000 feet, so you're going to have to call the ball from here.
01:17:46Right, okay.
01:17:48Courtney, relay my altitude.
01:17:51Okay.
01:17:53All right, Captain, just follow my lead.
01:17:56You're going to need to power dive for a short burst.
01:17:59I'll count it off for you. Are you ready?
01:18:01Everybody grab something and squeeze it now.
01:18:03Now.
01:18:05Oh, shit.
01:18:115,000.
01:18:135,000?
01:18:154,500.
01:18:174,500.
01:18:194,000.
01:18:214,000?
01:18:23You're going to need to level up now.
01:18:53Oh, shit.
01:19:24Oh, shit.
01:19:47Fuck!
01:19:48Oh, shit.
01:19:54Isn't she beautiful?
01:19:56Hey, babe, guess why I'm not dead yet.
01:20:01Oh, God.
01:20:03Apparently, after years of all the little minor stings from the scorpions we were using in the lab,
01:20:09I developed an immunity to the venom.
01:20:12Not completely, I mean, obviously.
01:20:16I feel a little bit, you know.
01:20:19It's like, whoo!
01:20:21Like a rush, it's a rush.
01:20:23That gun's empty, Scott.
01:20:28You were saying?
01:20:30Oh, God.
01:20:37Damn it.
01:20:42Yafi, Sudan, I need to land now.
01:20:45Guys!
01:20:47I don't know which connector.
01:20:49Pick one.
01:20:51We have no time.
01:20:53You can do it.
01:20:55I'm not going to let you hurt her, Jennifer.
01:20:58I'm not going to let you undo what I've done.
01:21:03She's perfection.
01:21:06She's my little girl.
01:21:09She's mine.
01:21:12You can have her.
01:21:26Yafi, Sudan, I need to land now.
01:21:29Come on, guys.
01:21:38Oh, God.
01:21:42Do it.
01:21:57Courtney, how close are we?
01:21:59I see the runway, and I can see some cars, and they look like little toys.
01:22:04It's not like I have something to compare this to.
01:22:09Tell me when we get close. Are we straight? Are we lined up on the runway?
01:22:12Just about straight. We're straight. We're now straight.
01:22:14Are you sure?
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:31Three, two, one, now!
01:22:43We made it!
01:22:49We made it! Yeah!
01:22:51We made it!
01:23:10Thank you for flying with us.
01:23:15We stopped.
01:23:16Yeah.
01:23:18That means the plane is on the ground. Congratulations.
01:23:24Not bad, cowboy.
01:23:26Well, hello, Jennifer.
01:23:28Is it dead?
01:23:29Better than dead.
01:23:30Nice work.
01:23:32You too.
01:23:34Thanks, but Courtney did it all.
01:23:37Come on, let's get me out of this damn crate.
01:23:40Yafi!
01:23:41Yafi!
01:23:44We are in America!
01:23:51Yes! Yes!
01:23:56What's that noise?
01:23:59What mattered?
01:24:00Yes!
01:24:01Shit!
01:24:07You know what?
01:24:08That ain't right, y'all, locking a brother up in that thing for hours.
01:24:10We thought you were dead.
01:24:12No, I wasn't. I was hunting those things down.
01:24:15I had my screwdriver, and I killed like five or six of them out there. It was crazy!
01:24:24How the hell did you get up there?
01:24:29I don't know.
01:24:34Oh, hey.
01:24:35Hey.
01:24:38We better get you to a hospital.
01:24:40I'll be fine.
01:24:42What did you say, me and you?
01:24:44It's just a plane, and we ought to go get a place.
01:24:47I know tantrum.
01:24:49I know karate.
01:24:56Well, in that case, I bet you're dying for one of these.
01:25:06I just quit.
01:25:08Really?
01:25:09Yeah. Finally got a reason to.
01:25:28Come on. Let's go, cowboy.
01:25:35Come on.
01:26:06Come on.
01:26:08Come on.
01:26:35Salvation
01:26:45Salvation
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