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Haroon Rafiq Nay pakar liye Kapray Chor Jali Japani
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00:00Welcome back. We have two Japanese guests in the break.
00:07We welcomed them and made them sit separately.
00:10Let's talk to them.
00:11Hello, sir.
00:12He greeted us and opened the door for us.
00:17Let the village people come on Sundays.
00:20We can't even talk to them.
00:21I think we are going to be in trouble.
00:24How are you feeling in Pakistan?
00:27I am feeling great.
00:29You are speaking Urdu.
00:31Sir, I have learnt Urdu and Punjabi in this country.
00:35You know how big your face is.
00:40You know Urdu too?
00:41He has learnt Urdu and I have learnt Punjabi.
00:43He has learnt Urdu and Punjabi.
00:46Didn't you learn to wear shoes?
00:48I have stopped eating Japanese food.
00:51I eat local food.
00:53Believe me, I don't like Japanese food.
00:57What did you like here?
00:59I like Harisson, Biryani, Pulao.
01:03We don't have anything like that.
01:05We call Harissa, Harisson.
01:07We didn't ask your name.
01:09What is your name?
01:10Akhtarishin.
01:14Ekbalampred.
01:17He sounded like he was throwing dust.
01:20Yes, really.
01:21Believe me, I am from there.
01:22Aklastabgachumata.
01:26I didn't ask your name.
01:27I didn't ask for your blessings.
01:29What is wrong with your face?
01:33He is hitting me.
01:35He is hitting me.
01:39I think there is a fire.
01:45How long have you been here?
01:47I have been in Pakistan for five years.
01:50Five years.
01:51Four and a half years.
01:53Four and a half years.
01:55We came together.
01:56He got stuck six months ago.
01:57He didn't get stuck.
01:58He got stuck on the moustache.
02:03Get me a gun.
02:04I will shoot him.
02:06What is he doing?
02:07He is laughing, sir.
02:09Is this the way to laugh?
02:10Yes, sir.
02:11You haven't heard his voice yet.
02:12Let me hear it.
02:13I will make you hear his voice.
02:18Look at Salim al-Baila.
02:19He is very weird.
02:25Do you think he is laughing?
02:26Yes.
02:27No, he is not laughing.
02:28Yes.
02:28There is a bug on his moustache.
02:31In Japan, there is no such thing.
02:34Don't you eat bugs in your grave?
02:39I was throwing it.
02:40I didn't laugh.
02:42I think he has a beautiful wife.
02:46What is he doing?
02:48Why did you leave Japan and come to Pakistan?
02:52Because there is no breeze here.
02:54Where did the moustache go?
02:58His moustache looks like a train.
03:02In our country, Somo wrestlers have a lot of respect.
03:05Oh, they are Somos.
03:07People know them very well.
03:09You are insulting the wrestlers.
03:11Do we have respect?
03:12No.
03:13We have a lot of respect for the wrestlers.
03:15Anokhi came from your area.
03:17Who is he?
03:18Don't you know Anokhi?
03:19No.
03:20Where are you from in Japan?
03:22I don't know.
03:25I think there is something wrong.
03:27Anokhi doesn't do anything.
03:33I am from Missouri.
03:36What are you saying?
03:37Missouri.
03:38Missouri?
03:40Yes.
03:41Is it here?
03:42Yes.
03:43Oh.
03:47You are very unfortunate.
03:51If you come here, I will hit you with my moustache.
03:55You are living in Pakistan.
03:58But why aren't you going back?
04:01We are very sad.
04:03We have heard that the visa to Japan is very difficult.
04:05You are Japanese.
04:07Don't we need a visa?
04:09Yes.
04:13Why have you come to our show?
04:16We like this show.
04:19We want to join this show.
04:21So that we can do something new in your show.
04:24What will you do in our show?
04:26This show is very famous in Japan.
04:28In Japan?
04:29Yes.
04:30Why?
04:31Because of Pandey.
04:32He is not Pandey.
04:34He is a human being.
04:35Sorry.
04:36I was joking.
04:39I was joking.
04:40Yes.
04:42Start a segment in your show.
04:45Your segment?
04:46Yes, sir.
04:47We will teach the Pakistani people Japanese culture.
04:49And we will teach them the language.
04:51This is a good thing.
04:52Yes.
04:53We will learn a new language.
04:55And we will learn about Japanese culture.
04:57This is a rich and amazing culture.
04:59I have never seen a better Japanese culture.
05:03Do you remember?
05:05You talked about the hero Onada.
05:07Yes.
05:08He fought alone for 28 years after the war.
05:11He thought the war is not over yet.
05:13My grandfather.
05:14Your grandfather was the hero Onada.
05:16Yes, he is the grandson of Pina Colada.
05:22Sit here.
05:25Open your eyes wide.
05:30Don't do it.
05:33You are here.
05:35Let's start the first class.
05:36Yes.
05:38First, teach us how to greet in Japanese.
05:42Yes.
05:43Simple.
05:44It's very easy.
05:45How?
05:46Like this.
05:49Even we do it like this.
05:50Do it like this.
05:53Tell me.
05:54How do we greet?
05:55Like this.
05:56He will also do it like this.
05:58Go and change your greeting.
06:01Tell me.
06:02How are you?
06:03How do we greet?
06:05What?
06:07What does it mean?
06:09It means that you look very fit.
06:11I am saying that you are fit.
06:14I am saying no.
06:16It's a little difficult.
06:18How?
06:21How do we say yes?
06:23Do you know Japanese?
06:25A little.
06:26A little?
06:27Why do you know a little?
06:28I was born in Bangladesh.
06:31Tell me.
06:32Have you ever been to Tokyo?
06:34My aunt lives in Tokyo.
06:36Tokyo is also there.
06:37Yes, Tokyo is also there.
06:40Do you know Shibuya crossing?
06:41Shibuya crossing?
06:42Yes.
06:43Shiburji?
06:44Shiburji?
06:45Not Shiburji.
06:46Shibuya crossing.
06:47No, no.
06:48We would have brought our relatives too.
06:49All of them.
06:51He is a circus man.
06:52That's why he is here.
06:53When the circus is not over, he comes here.
06:56There is one thing.
06:57The wrestlers here.
06:58Yes.
06:59They know Hikmat too.
07:00Yes.
07:01They also know Tebbi.
07:02Tell me too.
07:04They also know Hikmat.
07:05You also have Hikmat?
07:06Yes.
07:07For example?
07:08I can tell you.
07:09That woman's nose is closed.
07:10Her nose is closed?
07:11Why?
07:12Because the one she is sitting with
07:13should go somewhere else.
07:19Have you ever done anything with these moustaches?
07:21Yes.
07:22What have you done?
07:23I have pulled a truck.
07:28I think he is crazy.
07:30Take this.
07:32Where has Lala ji come?
07:33He is Lala ji.
07:34The one in the dress.
07:35Lala ji has come here.
07:36He has come to the Maghreb.
07:37He has come to the iron shop.
07:38Yes.
07:39Lala ji, where have you come?
07:40I am sorry, Mr. Arun.
07:41What is the matter?
07:42These two boys don't work for me.
07:43Yes, yes.
07:44I have prepared the clothes for the next segment.
07:46I have kept them.
07:47These mad people have come here.
07:49Akhtar and Iqbal work with you.
07:51Yes.
07:52Sir, they are the ones.
07:53Ask their names.
07:54What is your name?
07:55Akhtar Rasheed.
07:58Akhtar Rasheed.
08:00And you?
08:01Iqbal Mureed.
08:03Iqbal Mureed?
08:04Yes.
08:07Hey, be a man.
08:08Stop this drape.
08:09But all of them have done a good act.
08:11Yes.
08:12You have done a good act.
08:13Give me a sari.
08:14No, no.
08:15Please keep it.
08:16We are tired of pressing their clothes.
08:21Please give us a chance.
08:22Okay, we will give you a chance.
08:24Just smile and show us once.
08:27Then will you keep it?
08:28Yes, yes.
08:30I will keep it.
08:34Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
08:36We will meet after the break.
08:37Now we will have a dialogue with each other.
08:39Okay.
08:40Hey, don't come in our area again.
08:44Okay, mother.
08:45Hey, stop it.
08:47The way you point out the naughty ones,
08:48you will not be killed all your life.

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