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Haroon Rafiq Ki Shayari Nay kardia Hansa Hansa Kar Lotpot
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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04During the break, we have a poet with us.
00:09You?
00:10Yes, let's meet him.
00:12The poet?
00:13Yes.
00:14I thought he was a geyser.
00:17He's been sitting in the car for two hours.
00:20He'll get up and leave.
00:22Greetings.
00:23I think he's looking for food in the kitchen.
00:26I'm from a city where people are crazy about Urdu.
00:32Oh, from Lahore.
00:34No, sir.
00:35I'm from a city where Urdu rains from the clouds.
00:41Oh, wow.
00:43You're still open-minded.
00:47Okay, because he's from Urdu and it's my most favourite language.
00:51Yes.
00:52So, be a little polite.
00:53Namazish.
00:54Namazish.
00:55Okay, so from Hyderabad?
00:56No, sir.
00:57I'm from that city.
00:59Okay, now the poet's attitude has changed.
01:02His attitude has changed.
01:04No, he's from Lucknow.
01:06No, ma'am.
01:07I'm from a city where people are crazy about Urdu.
01:13What?
01:14Look, sir.
01:15They're all ignorant.
01:18They don't know.
01:20In my city, the word Urdu is at its peak.
01:24By the way, guess which city it could be.
01:26Sir, it could be Lucknow.
01:28They're saying it's Lucknow.
01:29If they say it's Lucknow, then it's not a city.
01:31Break the poem.
01:33Even Himachal has good Urdu.
01:35Himachal.
01:36Sir, you're taking the names of those cities
01:39that have been in Urdu for 60-70 years.
01:44What?
01:45In our city, the Urdu relation is 400 years old.
01:51400 years?
01:52Tell us the name of the city.
01:54Don't put us in a dilemma.
01:56My city is Gujranwala.
01:58Gujranwala?
01:59Gujranwala?
02:00I've told you before.
02:01I've told you before.
02:05But, sir, Gujranwala wasn't there 400 years ago.
02:09But, Arzu, why are you calling him sir?
02:12I'm lucky that you didn't have to go through all the trouble.
02:19Now that you're here,
02:21you've brought the poem.
02:23So, sir, please present it.
02:24Look, don't you take a bus from Gujranwala?
02:28No, from Adda.
02:29No, from Chikkad.
02:31If a poet is hungry,
02:33he can eat Diwan and drink water from it.
02:36Mr. Poet,
02:37isn't Gujranwala the city of wrestlers?
02:41Mrs. Malaika, you're right.
02:44He doesn't look like a TV patient to you.
02:47He looks like a wrestler to you.
02:49So, what will you present now?
02:51Sir, look...
02:52Come on, present it.
02:53Present something, please.
02:54Present it.
02:55For the sake of the atmosphere.
02:56Wow.
02:57Wow.
02:58Wow.
02:59Come on, present it.
03:01Sir, what is this present?
03:04In Punjabi...
03:05Poets are called with respect.
03:07Come on, present it.
03:08Come on, present it.
03:09We don't say it like that.
03:10More respect.
03:11We say, present it.
03:13Sir, sir, present it.
03:16This is my first poem.
03:18This is the special poem of my life.
03:21Look, when a man goes to the airport,
03:23he washes his legs.
03:24Why?
03:25He washes his legs.
03:27Look, when a man walks,
03:28he says, brother, will you tie my watch?
03:30I'll torture you.
03:32Sir, he is talking nonsense.
03:34Yes, yes.
03:35It's 30-30.
03:42Sir, present it.
03:43Present it.
03:44Please present it.
03:45Mr. Salim, this is your poem, Nazar.
03:48Okay.
03:49The two poets sit behind the poet,
03:51they remain,
03:52they are not seen.
03:54Look, Mr. Salim,
03:55in your praise,
03:56I have this poem.
03:58Because of the need...
03:59I have a request.
04:01You are a poet.
04:02You are the son of such a great writer.
04:04You are sitting with your legs crossed.
04:07I feel like...
04:14Oh, very good.
04:18Sir, if you order,
04:19then put it down.
04:20I can't breathe.
04:22Do it, do it.
04:25Respected poet.
04:26Yes, Dilruba.
04:27Please recite a heart-warming poem.
04:29I mean, like...
04:30Anything.
04:31Anything.
04:32Oh, man.
04:33Even this?
04:36Okay, that poet,
04:37after the poem,
04:38I will throw him out.
04:41You recite it.
04:42Recite it.
04:43I will recite it.
04:44Respected poet.
04:45Yes, yes.
04:46Very good.
04:47Heart-warming poem.
04:48Heart-warming poem.
04:49That poet,
04:50when he enters the poem,
04:51there is a sack behind him.
04:54People will say,
04:55what kind of poem is this?
04:57That poet,
04:58when he wakes up,
04:59he makes his clothes out of his body.
05:01It's like,
05:02when I am going out,
05:03there are three dogs,
05:04they are walking with me.
05:10Yes, please read.
05:11Hangama-e-Dar-Astham.
05:13Wow.
05:14Astham, yes, Astham.
05:15Hangama-e-Dar-Astham Filfore Zarsaleem.
05:19Wow.
05:20Wow.
05:21Wow.
05:22Wow.
05:23Filfore Zarsaleem.
05:24Filfore.
05:25Filfore.
05:26What will be the next line?
05:27I, Filfore Zarsaleem, have bought the shop of ruined investments.
05:34Wow!
05:38From the couplet, it seems that Kibla has to beg from the farmers.
05:43The next couplet is by Agha Majid.
05:46Wow!
05:47Listen to it.
05:48Feel the highest mountains.
05:51Feel the highest mountains.
05:54Feel the mountains.
05:55Feel the highest mountains.
05:58Feel the highest mountains.
06:03Wow!
06:05He is making Mr. Agha dance.
06:08Are you seeing the height?
06:10Yes, I am seeing the height.
06:11Feel the highest mountains.
06:16Feel the highest mountains.
06:25Wow!
06:27Feel the highest mountains.
06:29Very good.
06:31I have understood the meaning of the couplet.
06:34Feel the highest mountains.
06:37Feel the highest mountains.
06:39The next couplet is by Goga and Azeem.
06:44Wow!
06:46I can't bear the life of poverty.
06:49Wow!
06:50I can't bear the life of poverty.
06:52No.
06:53I can't bear the life of poverty.
06:58Wow!
07:02Wow!
07:04I can't bear the life of poverty.
07:07I can't bear the life of poverty.
07:11The next couplet is by Goga and Azeem.
07:19Wow!
07:20Goga and Azeem.
07:23Sir, I have a couplet for Abid Charlie.
07:27Abid Charlie has a couplet for you.
07:29Wow!
07:30Give it to him.
07:32I have a couplet for Abid Charlie.
07:36What?
07:37I have a couplet for Abid Charlie.
07:46Please recite a couplet for Abid Charlie.
07:50I don't understand.
07:51Recite it.
07:53Recite it.
07:54Say it.
07:55Abid..
08:00Say it now.
08:02Okay, this is what Abid Charlie's couplet is.
08:06It will always remind me of Abid Charlie.
08:08It will..
08:12I have doubts that if I marry someone..
08:21I have doubts..
08:23Let's take a short break.
08:24We'll meet after the break.
08:25I belong to a city where people are such that...
08:30Sorry, sir.
08:31I'm going to lie down.
08:32Where there are Urdu lovers everywhere.
08:35Okay.
08:36Sir, I belong to a city where people are...

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