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00:11What's a wolfpack theme is your boy kid back in it again
00:13Hope you're doing well starting a new journey toast of London with Matt Barry
00:17You know shout out to everyone who has suggested that we watch this
00:20This will be our first time watching the very first episode of course. You know we got started the first episode
00:26And yeah, just thank you for accompanying me on my journey. We're gonna see what it's about
00:29We'll see if we like it. I got to stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen snacks
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00:41Thank you for your extra support links are always in the description section if you're curious for all that let's get this journey started
00:47Let's get it
00:49snack not included
00:52Snacks not included let's freakin go
00:56Oh
01:21Yes lovely darling
01:25Yes
01:26Jane
01:28Yes, it's it's spelt plough, but pronounced plough as in Brian Clough the sportsman
01:37Okay tremendous fun
01:43Stage at 730
01:48Shit
01:51What the hell I've stung my bloody eyes your nozzle was pointing ass ways
01:57At least now. I've got your attention. Are you all right toast? It's not been a good week
02:02I'm sleeping in a tiny chair. My back is killing me. I've just got divorced and they're still protesting at
02:13At what the bloody play that you put me in
02:16Well, it's controversial
02:19Stuff people may not be ready for it like Shakespeare in the 16th century
02:24You know I think people only got Shakespeare when Lenny Henry started doing it
02:27And I've lost my watch and earlier. I coughed and nearly followed through in odd bins. I'll be facing liquidation
02:33Yeah, they're not the only ones my dear
02:36Is that Ray Purchase? Oh? Yes now? That's when he was in that Ray Cooney farce. He drew that himself
02:43He's
02:45Such a fucking buffoon the last I heard he was using his skills as a police artist
02:51He draws identikit pictures of criminals
02:55Ray Purchase
02:57Everything about that man was a complete
03:03I'm giving you my own
03:14What the hell are you doing didn't you hear that what Ray's home you said he was doing a radio with Wendy Craig
03:23What wardrobe
03:29Hello darling, I thought you were recording that radio show no Wendy threw up her lasagna went everywhere
03:37Hmm you look nice
03:39Oh round two now Ray
03:43What the hell is this?
03:47Have you been no it's that it's somebody in there. Hey, you're being ridiculous is someone in there
04:00Right I'll get to the bottom of this I'm going to get the axe
04:06Ray you're being ridiculous
04:09I
04:11Dropped the bloody key on the floor. I can't find it. I'm not sure what I do stop talking. I'm almost certain. He'll go away
04:25Hello, I'm Stephen toast I believe we share the same agent what I was just jogging past the building and remembered
04:33You just moved in what so I thought I'd call in on your beautiful wife
04:36What you dropped in for a quickie did you for some not jogging?
04:41Not jogging. No. No, I think you mean knob jockeying. Come on then toast
04:46really
04:52Your marriage is a fast purchase notice the emphasis I put on the word fast
04:58F&D guys. Oh, let it go toast. How old is Kenton Schweppes? Oh, I don't know. He's about 20
05:05No, no, don't tell me I'll just get upset actually Kenton Schweppes has pulled out of a voiceover this afternoon
05:11He's gone AWOL with another actor's fiance. You could do it instead
05:15They literally want you to say one word
05:18Even if it's a long word won't take more than a few minutes. Well, no word takes longer than a few minutes
05:22I remember learning that at Rado. Are there any words you won't say any words that you're uncomfortable with?
05:28Yes, I refuse to say the word unsheathed. Oh, actually they've given me the word they want you to say. What is it?
05:35Yes
05:36Sorry. Yes, they want you to say the word. Yes
05:41Can you say that? Yes
05:45Anyway, how are you settling in with edge? Well, I'm glad it's not long term
05:49He has a very unusual setup with an aged agoraphobe good house
05:55Yes, it's odd
06:00Yes, oh
06:01I like your drawings toast the naive style. Well, it's my own style. Ed. I'm not sure what it's called
06:07I might ask you to take that one of the yacht off the wall good house
06:10She gets perturbed by anything that smacks of the great outdoors. All right, I see you maybe best remove them all
06:16Don't you feeling too much at home?
06:18No, of course since I got my own place, I'll be gone
06:22I'm seeing my brother Blair later and there's a possibility I could stay at his club. He's the soldier, isn't he?
06:27Yes, he came back from the Falkland Islands with an amputated hand
06:31I thought he'd have left it there
06:34No, I think he did
06:38Good eyes letting off a bit of steam going on say
06:42Sleep well taste not great. Ed. It was a pretty thin couldn't have overhearing your love making
06:48You don't half shift through the gears made my teeth rattle
06:52Oh
06:59You in good house you're not
07:14She's not my wife. Oh, I see. My wife lives in Swaziland. The French handle this type of thing much better than us, don't they?
07:23Now you're probably curious about good houses agoraphobia
07:26I'm afraid we had a bit of a setback yesterday. I don't want to leave. Come on good house
07:31We'll just walk down the end of the road
07:33Nothing can go wrong
07:36All right, all right, let's do it excellent excellent you could be totally confident about it being a complete success
07:43Oh
07:48My god, she hasn't been outside for two years and the first thing she sees is a flasher
07:53Have been after this fella for some time. It used to be known as the tooting flasher
07:57It appears that he's now as it were expanded his operations across the southeast got a little cocky. You might say
08:06Did you get a good look at his face no, no one finds oneself in that situation
08:12Somewhat transfixed. Oh, yes, of course
08:18To agree to put you out for a while, this is a hell of a long meeting Jane
08:22We just need to discuss the TV drama. It's a marvelous part a week's work filming in Spain
08:30No, it'll be the end of July
08:33Cliff promise is producing. All right, I've met him. Yes
08:37He's pretty sure you're right for the role, but wants to see you read he wants to see me read
08:42Well, he can fuck that sky-high
08:45No, it's just a formality but he needs to see you today, but I have to meet my brother
08:53Now that's the one
08:57Meeting now Jane. I'm this is the thing. It's a bit of a weird one about Cliff promise
09:01He's been in trouble recently. So he's kind of out of action. What do you mean out of action?
09:06He's in jail
09:07Cliff promise is in jail
09:10short time
09:12What the hell for?
09:13This will knock you bandy
09:15He's in for Holocaust denial
09:19What?
09:20very odd
09:23Thing about Clifford is that he actually has lots of Jewish friends
09:28He just thinks the figures don't add up
09:31Should I be auditioning for a Holocaust denier? Hey, my father was in the army. He was in Auschwitz
09:401945 just after they opened it up to the tourists
09:42You know, I think it's as much a free speech thing with Cliff as anything
09:47He's not a Nazi is he when I met him at Caroline Quentin's housewarming party last year
09:53He didn't come across as a Nazi
09:55He was wearing the SS uniform, but he didn't come across as a Nazi, you know, like Prince Harry wears one
10:02It's just a bit of fun
10:05He was also questioned by the police after a racial chanting incident where at a football match presumably
10:12No on the set of Inspector Somerset. He didn't agree with the casting of Bennett Carnival because Bennett Carnival's black
10:18Yes, well, didn't he play the Nigerian ambassador in that?
10:25Talking of racial matters the Evening Standard rang me earlier. What are those fuckers want?
10:30They left a message about wanting me to talk about Asians
10:34What do I know about Asians
10:38They probably meant agents
10:41After all you are an agent. Oh
10:44That could be it
10:46All right. Why do I have to meet him?
10:56I say I think I may have broken your doorbell
11:01Stephen
11:02Cliff promise
11:04Lovely to meet you. Oh, that's such a great touch
11:09Sorry, what the blinking David's nervous. So he blinks. It's not even in the script, but it's so right
11:15Oh, I sprayed perfume in my eyes earlier. Why?
11:19It was an accident
11:22Okay, let's just give it a read you have the scene
11:34I can read the part of Daisy I
11:40Suggest from the bit where David's drunk and they're having a bit of an argument in the villa
11:46You seem to be paying a bit of attention to Roger the other night
11:49But yes, that's it, okay
11:53You seem to be paying a bit of attention to Roger the other night
11:56Are you drunk again David too much wine always brings out your jealous range?
12:05Maybe a bit of blinking Stephen. I loved what you were doing with that
12:11You are practically throwing yourself at him I'll just stop it there very good
12:17But were you doing him slightly Jamaican I thought I detected a little patois
12:24There's no way
12:26David is Jamaican
12:30Let's trot on. All right is my character gay? Yes, you're an undercover gay detective. Well, shall I do him camp?
12:37You could try it. Do you want to try it? Well, he's probably trying to hide it. He is married trying to catch a killer
12:46Really
12:48Look, I'll try something good for you
12:53The first time he came down from citrus you were practically throwing yourself at him and that bitch
13:02This one is a gay bent copper
13:17I
13:30Blew his head off completely and when I say completely I mean
13:35Completely well, I imagine one blow someone's head off. There's no half measures his head shot up into the air and landed in my lap
13:43Now what happened next I will never forget he looked me straight into the eyes and as God as my witness he mouthed the words
13:55Oh Steven you don't love the army life good enough for our father and grandfather
14:01It's not too late. You know, I think it is too late Blair the acting life is the life for me
14:08Is that a new hand what?
14:10Yeah
14:12Usual ones getting fixed
14:15So I hear this player in
14:18It's a piece of shit
14:20It's true. The subject matter could be considered robust
14:23It beats around the risk of getting your head blown off. Well, that was almost set on fire during rehearsal
14:28I've lost count of the number of times I've been set on fire
14:31Kept me on my toes
14:33Wouldn't do you any harm either?
14:35Excellent, it's been great seeing you Blair
14:38But I have a voiceover in Soho and the studio's booked a studio people exclusively by homosexuals
14:44No doubt. Well, they'll probably be at least one homosexual
14:48When they are one in ten of the male population not in the army. They're not
14:52number of homosexuals in the army
14:54absolutely none
15:02Every bloody time
15:05evil crazy people
15:14Well, well, well look who it is, oh shit. Oh
15:20Jesus
15:21Can't believe your eyes. Can you toast?
15:24It's me Ray Purchase
15:27You didn't know I was a member of this club. Did you any club?
15:30You should be a member of purchase is a club for assholes
15:35I heard that new play you're in is terrible. Well, you mean
15:48I've never forgotten you toast. Oh, no, I have never forgotten you. Well, excuse me while I dry my hands
16:05I
16:19Think in game man
16:25While you're off
16:30Hey Steven ready for you now, do you any water or anything?
16:34I've got some here. Are we rolling? Yeah in your own time
16:41Yes
16:47It's brilliant Steven really really brilliant everyone very happy here. Let's just get a few more. Yeah
16:55Yes, yes, yes, yes
17:00Yes, okay
17:06Hey Steven, that was really good
17:09Feeling is here that you could be a bit more positive more positive. Yeah, you know really go for it
17:16You want me to go for it? Yeah
17:19All right
17:22Yes
17:31Uh, it's good very very good, um, let's just try without the scripts might just loosen you up a little bit
17:36Yeah, I mean, it's what is it one word? You don't really need it. Do you I probably don't need the scripts
17:40It's just a word. Yeah. Okay, let's do it again
17:46Yes, he forgot it
17:50Yes, right
17:53Are you forget one word man?
17:55Hi Steven, yes, this is Clem fandango. Okay. Can you hear me? Yes, honestly, this is going so great
18:03But I just think there was a little loss of energy on that last take. Maybe try one more
18:11Okay, ready to go yeah, yes
18:16Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
18:22Yes, yes
18:27Yes, yes yes
18:35Yes, yes, yeah
18:41Yes, yes
18:44Yes
18:47Yes
18:49yes
18:51Yes! Yes!
18:54Ha ha ha ha!
18:56For fuck's sake, man.
18:58Jesus.
18:59Stephen?
19:00What?
19:01How would you feel about doing a no?
19:07Are you crying?
19:08Clem Fandango, I have to be on the stage at 7.30.
19:13Honestly, Stephen, how long will it take to say a no?
19:17With these pricks? All day.
19:20Ha ha ha ha!
19:33What the fuck?
19:34So did we all, but then life begins.
19:42My curtain call, I'm alone and scared.
19:50You are a fool, when you die, who'll care?
19:58Well, I guess you're right, so kill me with gas.
20:06Yes! Yes! Yes!
20:11Ha ha ha ha!
20:12Yes!
20:28Go, go, go!
20:52And now we have a police identicate drawing
20:54of a suspect that police are very keen to talk to
20:57in connection with a series of incidents of indecent exposure
21:00across London and the South East.
21:03The man, originally known as the Teething Flasher.
21:06Do you recognise that face? Do you have any information?
21:09Ray bloody Patches!
21:11Ha ha, he fucked them over.
21:15That's fucked up.
21:18Bloody hell.
21:20Yes?
21:21Toast, I've just been watching Crime Scene.
21:23Ed!
21:24Look, I can't deal with this right now.
21:26I don't think you should stay here at the flat anymore.
21:28Look, Ed, it wasn't me!
21:29Ed, it was Ray Patches!
21:31It was a poor show, Toast, poor bloody show.
21:33You've sent Goodhouse firmly back to square one.
21:36Poor lady.
21:37Look, I'm on stage, I've got to go.
21:44How long does this protest go on?
21:46Until the end of the show!
21:48Good! This is disgusting!
21:50Boo!
21:51Ha ha ha ha!
21:53Oh, shit, bro.
22:00Oh, shit.
22:03Lucky dog.
22:09Woo hoo hoo hoo!
22:13Oh, man, Ray Perches, fuck that guy, man.
22:17He's got an enemy now.
22:23Oh, shit.
22:31Some crazy-ass moments, some stuff you guys might have to fill me in,
22:35but definitely an enjoyable first episode.
22:37We've got to talk about it.
22:38Thank you.
22:39If you made it this far, Matt Berry, brilliant.
22:41And let's talk about it.
22:42One second, guys.
22:44Holy shit, my man Toast is fucked, man.
22:48Holy shit.
22:49Matt Berry, brilliant job.
22:51Good first episode.
22:52It's going to take me a bit to get used to a couple of these characters there,
22:56but definitely was a little foreshadowing on this episode.
22:59I don't know, was the lady Mrs. Plow or some shit?
23:03The lady that was in the office with Toast,
23:05and he had all the pictures in the background,
23:08where you see the picture of Ray Perches there,
23:10who's got to be his rival, man.
23:13And definitely got to be an arch rival,
23:16because, man, he just smashed his wife,
23:19the lady that was at Friday night dinner there,
23:22and crazy scene there, crazy moment there.
23:26So we can understand why this man hates him,
23:29and a little foreshadowing,
23:32because the lady essentially was like that guy Ray has a job now drawing for the police,
23:41like doing those police sketches when you need to identify someone.
23:44So he got fucked there, man.
23:47My boy Toast got fucked there at the end.
23:49That was absolutely crazy.
23:51And the one place that my man Toast was at,
23:55he's going to get kicked out.
23:57That lady, that old lady,
23:59boy, man, I forgot the term,
24:02where, yeah, you got like anxiety,
24:04you're fearful of shit,
24:05the aggro of some shit.
24:07Yeah, forgive me, I'm bad with these terminology and shit,
24:11but basically she was afraid to be outside and shit.
24:14And, you know, the flasher strikes, man,
24:17so holy shit moment there.
24:20He striked twice there.
24:22So that moment there,
24:23poor old lady seeing her under the table traumatized as shit,
24:29and you had the eggs and the sausage,
24:32all these cock shit.
24:34That guy got cocky,
24:35that line that Toast did was crazy.
24:38Yeah, definitely was a good episode.
24:40We loved the, I guess, over-the-top, long-ass moment.
24:45You would think going into a rehearsal to record, you know, one word,
24:51yes, yes, would be the quickest job that you have to do.
24:57And, man, the clock is just going and going and going.
25:00And these guys, can you do it a little bit, you know,
25:04less mean, essentially, you know,
25:06can you have a little bit more passion?
25:08All these things essentially that they're saying, keep going.
25:11Can you go with no?
25:12And then they bust out in this random-as-fuck jingle shit that was going on there.
25:17That was crazy.
25:18Then you see you had the signs.
25:21I think some of them was like raises and all that shit,
25:24all these crazy-ass signs that, you know, everybody's protesting and shit.
25:27The flasher is there.
25:29Also, we did enjoy when the lady was talking in the office.
25:34It was insane, you know, the cliff guy.
25:37And then he's going to the prison and he's, I guess,
25:40auditioning for a gay detective or, you know,
25:43whatever the case may be, funny as hell.
25:46And all the prisoners are eavesdropping.
25:50He's like, can you, why did you do that accent like you're Jamaican?
25:53This guy's not Jamaican.
25:54So crazy-ass moments there.
25:56And the guy, the prisoner on the left or whatever,
26:01the prisoner dude was thinking that this guy, because he smells nice as well,
26:05he sprayed that shit in his eye before with that perfume cologne,
26:08which was crazy as hell.
26:11Who the hell puts that shit forward?
26:12Anyway, that's, that's a recipe for disaster right there.
26:15But yeah, this guy thought that he's a cop.
26:18He smells nice and shit.
26:20So this guy, so far right now,
26:22one thing we see is a common denominator is that Toast getting his ass whooped,
26:25man.
26:26That guy Ray Pierce was whooping his ass and I'm forever going to have that
26:30scene right now with Toast and I guess Ray's wife,
26:34smashing his lady.
26:35This is going to be forever and granted in my, you know,
26:39my brain right now, man.
26:41And yeah, it was nice to see that lady.
26:43Definitely in a different capacity, a bent over kind of capacity.
26:46Oh my God.
26:49I don't know.
26:50Hopefully we'll see her again.
26:51I'll have to stay tuned to find out.
26:53Definitely a good introduction.
26:55There's a lot of characters going on here.
26:57We'll have to, you know, stay tuned to find out.
27:00But yeah, that play was crazy.
27:03That audition didn't seem like it went that well there.
27:06And yeah, I'm just going to have to stay tuned to see more.
27:08It's, you know, it's hard to gauge completely off one episode alone,
27:12but I definitely felt there was a lot of interesting moments enough to,
27:15you know, want to see some more.
27:17Matt Berry is dope and yeah, definitely want to see some more.
27:20I believe right now he's actually voicing in some indie game that's coming
27:25out.
27:26I got to get the title for you guys,
27:27but I'm going to have to get that game, man.
27:29Anything with Matt Berry, we're going to have to check out.
27:31So with that being said, thanks for hanging out.
27:33Thanks to those who suggest this.
27:35You know, yeah, it went, it went very quickly there.
27:38So I definitely want to see some more.
27:40Oh, one thing before I forget what was going on with the,
27:43the bleeps going on there.
27:45Obviously intentional.
27:47Maybe there's something that we're going to pick up off that if,
27:50if it's going to be done more and more, or I'll just, just let me know.
27:53Stay tuned.
27:54You'll figure it out later or whatever.
27:55I'll read, enjoy the comments.
27:58Thanks so much for hanging out.
27:59Love you all be safe.
28:00Be well, enjoy your weekend, more episodes, you know, coming your way,
28:04more shows, et cetera, et cetera.
28:06Just thanks for your overall,
28:07just hanging out with me on my journey, just discovering new things.
28:11So thank you all.
28:12We'll see you soon.
28:13Peace out.