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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam it's your boy Kid back at it again
00:13Hope you're doing well continuing my journey of toast of London with my boy Matt Barry
00:17What adventures are gonna happen on this week's episode? I can't believe what we're on series 3d shit's going really quickly
00:23Thanks for accompanying me on my journey. It's been a blast just checking out another series
00:28Definitely has some great funny-ass moments some interesting
00:32Accompanying, you know actors and actresses that are on this show, but you know all eyes on my boy toast
00:38You know, he just slays it best voice in the game by far
00:41And yeah, we're just looking forward to another hopefully another banger episode. So as always thanks for hanging out
00:47Don't forget to Like comment subscribe absolutely free to do shout out to the patrons as well
00:51Let's get this journey started and thank you for watching
00:54Snacks not included. Let's freakin go
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01:03Phone us. Ah, that's great. Steven. That's literally it what you don't want me to finish it
01:08There's no phone number. It just stops all good, buddy. It's half an advert. It's a bit bloody peculiar, isn't it?
01:15No, Steven. This is Clint fandango. Can you hear me? Shut up? I'm talking to the grown-up
01:19Who the hell wants half an advert honestly Steven? Don't worry, right? It's just a demo for some new client
01:23I mean, it probably won't go anywhere. Anyway, what the hell are you talking about?
01:27Steven that we've really got to wrap this up and crack on with another session
01:33All right, all right, I suppose I'll see you two next Thursday
01:40Actually Steven what would you mind showing Colin in on your way out early? I don't think he's been here before
01:52It's just through there I think they're expecting you I know what it is. Thank you big boy
01:56I
02:09Sure he's gone. Oh, yeah, it's gonna play some of the guy through your headphones. Okay?
02:15Got it
02:17We're rolling
02:20Remember click on give us a job dot biz today and find a better job
02:27There's a great new career
02:29waiting for you
02:31Phonus on oh eight. Oh eight one five seven. Oh treble. Oh
02:37It's been replaced what the fuck
02:56I
03:01See you're enjoying the hospitality here Steven. Well, it's a bit early for me, but your chef was very insistent
03:07I know he's a wee devil. Isn't he? Yes. Anyway bottoms up. So I understand you are returning to the theater and the Scottish play
03:15Yes, I noticed you didn't say I know is it still a big no-no in theatrical circles to actually say Macbeth
03:22Yeah
03:24Anyway, it's a great part and it's in Regent's Park. It's in the open air
03:27Yeah, I mean it's always a pleasure to do Shakespeare and it's a nice bonus. You get some fresh air at the same time
03:34Well, it's been simultaneously broadcast, of course live on ITV's night of culture
03:41Easy yes, right. Well, I wasn't aware of that
03:45Yeah, it is because you know doing a whole Shakespeare play live on TV
03:50I mean, that's you know, it's brave. I must be nerve-wracking
03:53Yeah, I'm sure I'll rise to the challenge
03:56Now who else is in it? Oh
03:59Well, there's Oona length Rob Continental repurchase
04:03There's oh and of course, Sue press here who's worked a lot with Stanley Kubrick. Oh, are you a Kubrick fan?
04:09I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I did meet him once really
04:14What happened? Well, it was a long time ago
04:17Have you got time? Yeah. Okay. Well would've been about 1969. I was doing some cheap pornographic film
04:25Pinewood Studios
04:29I could tell they were desperate to catch you name your price
04:33They said and I picked the biggest number I could think of
04:395,000 pounds for a voiceover. Isn't that terrific?
04:445,000 pounds and they said name your price
04:48Anything at all there were no limits on how high they were willing to go
04:53Well, why didn't you say six thousand pounds or six hundred thousand pounds or a million pounds or a million million pounds?
05:01because at the time
05:04The biggest number I could think of is five thousand pounds
05:08Anyway, we got the gig
05:11You're blasted lucky to be getting any voiceover jobs at all this tiny chap who sounds just like he was moving in on your
05:19Patch slightly cheaper and infinitely easier to work with. Yeah, this can't be legal
05:24Can you not sue him or something?
05:27Talking of suing people I should be suing you
05:30Failing to mention that this Shakespeare things going out live on TV
05:34Did I not tell you yes a night of culture on ITV
05:40straight after Emmerdale farm
05:42imagine the viewers
05:45Jane I
05:47I've never done any live television
05:50Talking about you did it this morning. You cretin what ten minutes on Lorraine and I was half boozed
05:57three hours of intense Shakespeare's a different box of cheese
06:01Indeed who could forget when dear old Patrick Stewart
06:07How was Lorraine this morning anyway, I missed it no idea I was pissed
06:15Jane your phones actually lit up. I've never seen it do that before
06:25This is Jane Plough speaking
06:28I
06:30Talking to please what's this in reference to?
06:37Well, I'll have to speak to him myself no comment who was that
06:43Do you remember telling a story about Stanley Kubrick to Lorraine this morning taste?
06:48Good, I couldn't have been that pissed. Could I?
06:51Just answer the question. I
06:54I may have told her this story the story
07:02Go on then
07:04Well, there's a few years ago now
07:081969 to be precise I
07:10Was a Pinewood Studios doing some low-budget film some sex comedy probably
07:16Anyway, I smoked a hell of a lot of grass back then and would frequently not remember what I was doing
07:23I was supposed to meet someone at stage B, but I foolishly walked into stage D
07:29I mean, I really was cock of the walk back there. I mean, I paid no mind to any rules or regs
07:35Well, you might call me an easy rider
07:38Get on with it toast
07:40alright
07:42Anyway, I wandered through the back door
07:44But fell to notice a large keep out sign and red recording light as I made my way into the vast film studios
07:52It could have been something to do with the amount of children in need
07:55I was smoking but the very next thing I knew I was walking on the moon
08:00I could even see a couple of astronauts waving at me and the Apollo 11 space module
08:08But out of nowhere
08:10Parker wearing hairy man whom I recognized as Stanley Kubrick slam me hard against a wall
08:16Who are you he demanded to know who I was?
08:19Stephen toast when I informed him he berated me in an angry fashion
08:24If you ever breathe a word about what you've just seen I guarantee you will be tracked down and killed
08:32If I ever hear of you again
08:37And another thing fuck off my set after I could finish berating me
08:42I noticed the stern-looking man in the doorway watching was none other than
08:47Richard tricky Dicky Nixon. Well, how in hell did you know that?
08:54The actual president of the United States
09:00Know what you've done. Don't you toast? No on a live television program watched by possibly millions
09:06You cheerfully admitted to having witnessed something that could not only bring down the US government
09:12But could also destroy the entire world
09:20Could I use your toilet facilities
09:33It's no good these pickled onions are always tricky maybe ray you'll be able to get it off later. I very much doubt that
09:43Oh
09:45That looks great
09:50This is a Kubrick thing. It's the most peculiar business. Oh, you are under enormous pressure at the moment toast
09:58Maybe you've elucidated it because I bloody didn't you can't elucidate the past. I know what I saw
10:03I'm sure it's connected to you doing this Shakespeare in the park live on TV
10:08How some kind of nervous reaction related to stage fright is induced to false memory
10:13I can do odd things you can forget dear old Patrick Stewart
10:19Hmm maybe
10:21Anyway, where were we? No, you're trying to get the lid off my pickled onions. Maybe I've got some pickled onions on my own
10:28They need releasing
10:38The moonland Kubrick a breakdown live on the rain
10:43unbelievable any sign of Peggy Peggy I
10:48Don't think even legendary theater director Peggy Plywood can help you out of this one toast Ray bloody purchase
10:54Anyone got a number for the men in white coats?
10:58Walk you on the moon really toast you've trumped yourself this time and you chose to have your meltdown live on the rain
11:05Just brilliant
11:08Ray purchase for those with your minds on other things
11:11May I remind you that in 30 hours time, you'll be on stage in one of Shakespeare's greatest plays
11:18Which is also being broadcast live to the nation on ITV
11:24God, of course Peggy. I'm so sorry
11:31Banquo's entrance again before we do the last dress run
11:36So sort yourselves out
11:45Oh, I like this one
11:50Toast
11:55Toast
11:58Oh Jesus Christ Peggy my great rehearsal sweatpants
12:11Judging by the position of that whiskey bottle I deduce that you have not yet been to bed. I can't sleep it
12:16I'm brains doing somersaults. I didn't know this Shakespeare play was going out live on TV. Of course live TV
12:23always quite
12:28I've learned a lot of actors lose it when they do drama live on television
12:31I remember Scott Chestnut once became very racist just before he did Lear live on BBC two. That's right
12:37He did don't worry toast most actors would be really scared about having to do Shakespeare live on television
12:44Really scared. I'm not really scared. Are you sure? Yes, really. Yes
12:51Yes, and who could forget when dear old Paddy Stewart's
12:57Paddy
13:01Toast any sign of them yet who the CIA
13:06That's presumably who Kubrick meant when he said they were going to get us
13:11I'm your agent toast. I know too much. They'll take me out as well. No, I probably imagined it Jane. I mean
13:19Be careful. I'm going to hang up now phone is probably bucked Jane
13:27Oh
13:47Um, no, thanks
13:52Patrick Stewart
13:54Stephen toast doing drama on live TV Patrick hated it. I'll never forget
14:00What the hell does that mean? You don't know?
14:04When Patrick did Hamlet live on BBC two back in those days Patrick had a lovely head of hair a bit like yours toast
14:12That's weird
14:13So it's all going very well until about the fourth act
14:16When his hair starts falling out
14:18First in single hairs then strands then whole clumps by the time he gets to the castle in the final act
14:25He's as bald as a coot. You're kidding. No, there's hair all over the floor and all because he was doing Shakespeare live on TV
14:35It can affect actors in all kinds of strange ways
14:38I've seen one chap start talking backwards during a live Corrie and Scott Chestnut. He suddenly became very fascist
14:46No racist
14:49Why are you clinging to this pillow?
14:52I'm not
14:55And if you don't mind Peggy
14:58I'd like to prepare
15:00Oh
15:13Glad I caught you toast. I think you may have taken my mobile by mistake. Oh, yeah, that's all right. It's right here
15:18I'll just get
15:22Saying good man
15:24Mm-hmm
15:26Ed
15:27Your mobile is in fact right in front of me, but I can't reach it because I can't let go of the pillar
15:34I think I might have
15:54I
16:24Don't know
16:34Come on toast, you know you want to look I've got the jar of pickled onions
16:44Why don't you come over here and unscrew my lid
16:55Oh
17:02Okay, thanks mrs. Purchase it doesn't seem to be working
17:05I mean, this is serious Ed, you know, what kind of sex appetite I have
17:09I know you do but for whatever reason you don't seem to be able to break free from that pillar
17:14Okay, you can go now mrs. P. Okay
17:16Sorry, I couldn't do more
17:18Come on first get into costume. I want to rehearse the sword fight. You're not cracked it yet
17:21And I refuse to look a tomfool on stage
17:25Haha, what are you doing?
17:30Those my pickled onions, will you both please leave now are those my pickled onions
17:43Very similar thing happened to Roy Castle on record breakers
17:45He couldn't let go of a fire extinguisher and we were told not to touch him in case he had a heart attack
17:49Oh god, who else knows about this Peggy the cast. Yeah, I mean, we're pretty much
17:55You
17:58Couldn't scratch my back for me. Could you and I can't reach course old chap
18:03Slightly lower. There we go. Oh, yeah
18:12Toast toast
18:14Have they tried to kill you yet? Who the Americans CIA? Have they tried to kill you? No
18:22We need to be extremely careful
18:24I can't let go
18:27Can't let go of the pillar
18:32No, Jane, I'm pretty sure I've got stage fright
18:47It's hard for a chap to swallow his pride ed, but I'm in the ship and you mentioned you knew someone that could possibly help
18:53Right. Well, I hope he's available. He's the best in the biz. That's who I need. Hi. Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah
19:01You're just back from Hollywood
19:03Fantastic. Listen, I'm gonna need your skills
19:06You could say it's an emergency
19:10Yeah, because the world's not black and white the world's in color that is
19:17That's great. No problem fellas stunning work on him. You got it one
19:21I don't see a reason why we should go toasting for another voiceover like ever ever again. Exactly. That's why bother
19:26I mean Collins Collins just so much cooler. Yeah, you bet he is. I mean Stephen toast is just a
19:32Wanker, I'll take a break. Yeah, we are like way ahead of schedule
19:42Now don't be nervous Alan is the best he has a terrific bedside manner and is very experienced in these situations
19:48Did you just say Alan?
19:51Where the fuck is he? You gotta be kidding
19:57How you doing boys, hi Alan, hi Alan now then
20:02It tells me that you've lost your bottle
20:05Thanks, Ed. Don't you worry son? I've cured many actors whose arses caved in at the last minutes Roy Castle
20:12Mark Rylance, and I'm just back from Hollywood been doing a lot of work with Meryl Streep and her fear of bells
20:19It's a bit desperate Alan the curtain goes up
20:23All I need you to do is listen to my voice and my voice alone
20:29And I guarantee we'll have you back on that green gauge in no fucking time at all
20:34Now then bah spare me this new age shoeshine
20:39Look toast you better get your act together. We're on in less than one hour
20:43I have waited 20 years to play my tough and I won't let you screw it up for me
20:47Word is already heard about this Kubrick thing. Everyone thinks you've lost a marbles or a joke
20:51And if you fuck this up tonight, every actor in London is gonna hunt you down and cut you from asshole to breakfast time
20:57Who the fuck is this?
20:59Name's Ray Purchase. He lives near the Warrington pub Alan in Maida Vale
21:04Nice buzzer. Now you listen to me Ray Purchase from Maida Vale
21:09Youse have got two options here. I reckon one you carry on like you was
21:14And take a chance that I don't hunt you down and cut you an arsehole to breakfast time
21:20Or you can fuck off after apologizing to me for putting me off my stroke
21:26I'm sorry Alan. I was just trying to help and to toast really yes
21:34Sorry
21:36Now at this point I need to be alone with my client
21:40So, please hey
21:42Could you take silly bollocks outside Ray? Yeah, you got bitched
21:48nada
21:50Time to get my tools out
21:55How's it going Alan
22:04Is it my sword
22:06Now bloody a villain that turns can give me out
22:36Oh
23:00Good reviews for the play toast lots of praise for your pillar work
23:05Stephen toasts brilliantly inventive Macbeth clutching a pillar throughout a clever metaphor for the burden of guilt and paranoia carried by the character
23:18Well done again toast
23:21Sorry about all that CIA nonsense. I must have got
23:25Caught up in all your paranoia
23:35You
23:41Must be Jane, where's toast?
23:46Oh boy
23:49Great stuff. Thank you, man. My pleasure doing again one more. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Go on then
23:54My name is Stephen toast and I saw Stanley Kubrick direct the moon landings
24:04Oh boy
24:21My name is Stephen touch
24:25I
24:26Guess that guy is not
24:28Stealing toast work anymore, man. Holy shit. Alan was brilliant on this one to hold up
24:43Right, ladies and gentlemen, we got to talk about it the new theme is more cleaner
24:48I guess you could say but I really enjoyed the series to
24:52Theme but this one ain't too bad as far as like, you know, the you know shit in the background and stuff like that
24:58Anyways, let's talk about it. Hold on a second
25:01Ladies and gentlemen, my boy toast knows too much man. He's spilling the beans right on the Lorraine show
25:07Holy shit. Nice to see her again
25:10got to see a little bit of her when we were watching a little bit of the Ant and deck before and
25:15I believe we had saw her also on still game long time ago, but we didn't know who she was to be honest
25:22But either way in the moments that we saw her in Ant and deck. She was pretty cool
25:26She was funny and yeah, she was good sport and in the Ant and deck stuff
25:30so, uh, so for that saying there, but my boy spilled the fucking beans he was pissed and
25:37You know drunk as shit and he blurted out some stuff. My man toast has seen too much here and it is funny because
25:46We've always here grumbling. I should probably shouldn't even be speaking about this shit
25:50I might get in trouble too, but we've always heard rumblings about you know
25:55Footage of that stuff with the moon bit there. So I thought that was great the
26:01Patrick Stewart thing was funny as hell to Peggy was great as well her going ham on
26:08The cast there was funny as hell toast was just brilliant there when he was talking to Jane a little bit
26:16And he had that rain rain. I'm thinking Lorraine when you had that red
26:21Phone go off and it's the first time we see that shit
26:25And then, you know, you see her demeanor kind of change out and stuff and then eventually we find out what's going on that
26:30He you know, essentially set some shit and once we find out what it is, man
26:34This this escalated to be a crazy story. So when he goes to say
26:39Can I use your toilet? Did you see what they got like about toast?
26:44He has facial expressions that when he does that thing with his lips and shit
26:48I don't know why I think about like I guess like a horse or some shit
26:52But when he did that and then he's trying to open up the fucking jar and she always thinking he's trying to take a shit
26:57Obviously, that's what is intended. I believe and hey, he's always with mrs. Purchase man. I love how pissed off Ray gets
27:05What are you fucking do? What are you doing with her? What are you doing with a man?
27:08What are you doing? What I mean, I love that he can get under this guy's skin
27:12I love the moment with Alan Allen was fan fucking tastic. That guy's intimidating his shit one guy
27:19I would not want to mess with I
27:21He will make you I feel like you're making you sleep with the fishes tonight, man
27:25You sleeping with the fishes you ain't gonna be found in shit. That guy is fucking class act man. Awesome guy
27:32You know great performance right there. This stage fright is a real deal. So why should this question?
27:38Would you be like toast in this scenario where you have stage fright? I've had it on countless
27:43occasions I hated I
27:46hated to present
27:49Projects in school. I had a huge anxiety with that stuff. So I would get some insane
27:56Anxiety, I wouldn't be able to sleep for weeks if I had to do any sort of performance there. So
28:03Probably worse off scenario. Yeah, I just it'd be hard to eat and stuff. I just hated performing in school
28:10Doing presentations in front of the class. I would shit my bricks and stuff
28:14Yeah, I'd be a nervous wreck and that still even persisted from you know
28:19Like middle school and to high school and to college all that shit was very difficult for me to get through and stuff
28:27and
28:28Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to really do that stuff
28:32Anymore cuz I don't know. I'll be a freaking nervous wreck. So him having that stage fright. Hey, he became the best pillar actor
28:39That shit was crazy man having the sword fight
28:43With Ray there and I'm glad that Alan got him out of this scenario Ed was there for him
28:50Jane was great. You know her paranoia. I thought man. She's just she's just you know
28:55She's just being mad. Like she always is just crazy-ass lady. Anyway, and yeah, it wasn't for nothing there, but that actor
29:02Came in the one that was basically trying to replace my boy toast man
29:06There's only one toast ladies and gentlemen, and yeah, you cannot replace him, but at least him
29:13Mimicking toast, you know helped toast out in that scenario man
29:17But yeah, I enjoyed this episode definitely plenty of laughs crazy moments here
29:22You know, I always enjoy him hanging out with
29:26Miss purchase. I don't know why but yeah some funny-ass moments and yet toast is such a great character
29:32I'm glad he'll be okay
29:34It seemed like things were working out also laughing about how Jane at any freaking price that she could get she just went with
29:415,000 because that's all she could really think of at that moment. God damn. She's a fucking worse. That's it
29:46Jade sucks, man
29:48It's awesome. Um, let me know what you guys think about the intro on this one. I still think that I really enjoyed the second one
29:55better
29:57Than this one, but I think it's cool. It's clean. It's nice and clean
30:00But yeah, I think the second one I really enjoyed so hopefully you guys enjoyed this episode it's bloody mad sometimes
30:05It's freaking crazy the eerie music that accompanies on certain instances when the phone was ringing
30:13And certain dialogue, you know, you got stupid claim claim you got Clem Fandango
30:19I can't freaking stand that prick. You got bloody rape purchase can't stand that prick too. But yeah, he's great
30:24Yeah, just enjoy the show man. It's a good one to kick back relax
30:27I just want to wish you all a wonderful weekend. Have a great rest of your weekend these episodes going like hotcakes
30:32But thanks for accompanying me on my journey. I appreciate you all. We'll see you soon. Don't forget to Like comment subscribe
30:37You doing those things? Thank you so much. We'll see you soon. Peace