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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam it's your boy Kid back at it again
00:13Hope you're doing well continuing my journey with my boy Matt Barry in toast of London
00:16What adventures lie on this week's episode I gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen snacks
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00:31Snacks not included. Let's freaking go
00:42I can't I can't hear you. Press the button. I
00:47Can't hear you. Press the button you donut. I
00:50Can't hear you. Can you hear me? Yeah, obviously if you press the button, what's the problem?
00:55You've only worked here for three years temper temper Steven. Don't you temper temper me boy. Just do your job
01:01Okay
01:01Steven now the client was very very
01:03Specific about the style of the read and the pronunciation of some of the words Clem's got it all in front of him
01:08I'll take it from here. All right
01:09No, Steven. This is Clem fandango. Can you hear me?
01:12fucking star
01:14Yes, okay. So this is important. The client has expressed that he'd really like you to
01:19I'll fucking and you've done it again. You press the button. I can't hear you unless you push the button
01:27Even this is Clem fandango. Can you hear me? I dare you to say that one more time
01:32Yes, I can't hear you. Can you hear me?
01:35Yeah, well then keep your finger on the fucking button
01:37I didn't catch a word of that. All right, and I need to hear again exactly how that client wants me to say this script
01:43Okay, Steven. So this is important. The client is expressed. They'd really like to stress certain words within the script
01:48Okay, and the words you'd like you to stress are not
01:59That might be the best moment on that
02:07On the reading oh my god
02:18Oh
02:40It's a little inappropriate at the breakfast table Davison, maybe you could do it in your room. All right, all right
02:46Also this winemaking equipment it's rather a lot of it
03:02Try this toast it's splendid bloody hell Davidson. It's not even eight o'clock. Yeah
03:09All right
03:16Oh
03:20You're meant to sip it what the hell is that I call it the black death
03:25It's just got that extra edge 25% proof. You could clean the car with that Davison
03:30You can't give this to anyone you'll kill them. And could you do the washing up Davison old chap? It's your turn
03:35Good god, Ed. All right
03:37Do you mind if I have a Jimmy Riddle first? Is that okay?
03:46I'm sorry, but Davison's really starting to get on my pep mine, too
03:50He's constantly complaining said earlier that the towels weren't soft enough. That's nonsense that new fabric conditioner
03:57We've been usings left the towels delightfully soft and fluffy. I know they're not good enough for Davison. Why is he even here?
04:03Well, his wife kicked him out after she caught him on the job. Ah, who wish
04:08Young dancer northerner rough visceral type not someone you'd expect at all. But love is strange. Yeah
04:15Talking of which how's it going with? What's her name Penelope? No Penvelope Penvelope
04:22Yes, unusual name looks like Penelope when it's written down, but there's a V stuck in there. Anyway, I just call her pen
04:33What's up toast
04:35I just haven't had any action for a while. Not like you toast. I know you it doesn't do a chap good to be out
04:41of practice
04:43I'm glad it's going well with you. And what's her name Penelope? Yeah, she was a finalist in that really famous international beauty contest for women
04:51They had in the 70s. Really is that contest still going? I believe so
04:54But sadly due to the rise of feminism many of these contests have been driven underground
04:59terrible shame
05:00My father actually was on the judging panel in 1972. Well now that is a coincidence
05:05My father was on the judging panel that year, too
05:08Well, we've seen all the girls let's move straight away now over to our judges and first we've got the entrepreneur
05:14Rupert Hauser black who made his fortune from the whiskers cat food
05:19So Rupert which one of our gorgeous beautiful ladies could lick your saucer cleanly?
05:26It's very hard to choose Dennis, but I'd have to say that miss Fiji performed extremely strongly in the swim world
05:32It's very hard to choose Dennis, but I'd have to say that miss Fiji performed extremely strongly in the swimwear section
05:39Which as you know is a highly competitive part of the contest and I thought she did very very well
05:44Thank You Rupert moving on now to Colonel Gunville toast. Good evening to you Colonel. What do you fancy?
05:50Well, I think miss Portugal might just shade it for me due to the amount of time that she donates to charity
05:56And I'll make sure I give her a handsome donation of my own after the show
06:02Oh
06:22What's that toast it's a text from Jane
06:27Freak
06:29A
06:32Freaky
06:33What's it about? Well, Jane's had a text from the organizers of the International Beauty Contest for women
06:39Asking if I'd like to judge at this year's event. Oh
06:43I've also had a text from the organizers of the International Beauty Contest for women
06:47They want me to be a judge at this year's event, too. Yeah, we can go together. I
06:52Don't know ed beauty contests a bit pass a little bit yesterday's bread
06:58They're a bit eggnog could be fun though. Tell you what toast I'm seeing Penvelope tonight and she's bringing a friend along
07:04We like to come pen says that you might fancy her because she's a weather guy off the television a weather girl
07:09I love weather girls. I know you do. Which one is she Sky News ITV Al Jazeera?
07:19She's called Clancy moped, I think she works on a specialist where the channel then count me in
07:24Even if I don't get to have sex with her, at least I'll know what next week's weather is going to be like
07:30When when
07:34Toast this is Penvelope. She prefers to be called pen for short. Hello
07:41And this is Clancy moped hello, I'm Stephen toast
07:46Well, this is a nice restaurant, isn't it Lebanese? I believe Lebanese. Oh not Lebanese. No Lebanese
07:54Remember toast you once went to a Lebanese restaurant because you thought it had something to do with lesbians
08:01Lebon is a small country in the Middle East. The weather there is actually quite mild. Mm-hmm. It tells me you're a weather girl
08:09Is it that obvious?
08:14Well, you must know a lot about it so what's the weather like in South Africa this time of year par exemplar
08:21Temperatures in South Africa tend to be a lot lower than other countries of similar latitudes such as Australia
08:28Do you mainly to the greater elevation above sea level on the interior plateau the altitude?
08:37Just all you happen between Jesus country's east and west coast due respectively to the warm
08:45Penvelope sweep the coastlines
08:48Fascinating. I hope I'm not boring you
08:51Not at all. Not at all. I do tend to go on about the weather a lot that and feminism
08:59Are you an active feminist? Oh very much. So yes
09:02Hmm. I love feminism and I love women. They're an inspiration to us all
09:07I mean, you never see a sculpture of a dog or a monkey in an art gallery always the bust of a beautiful woman. I
09:13I
09:15Just need to of course you do
09:18Pen, yeah, I think she probably needs to go to don't to come with me
09:27What do you think of Penvelope a toast former finalist of the world's most prestigious beauty contest from what year
09:3556 I think can't believe my luck
09:39It looks like she's had a massive stroke
09:42Like for me I'd say well that class is just my type
09:45She may bang on about the weather a bit, but she's a cracker and no more stacker
09:49I'm gonna get the bill and try and wangle my way back to her place toast. What the hell do you think you're doing?
09:54Stop it. What that gesture you just made to the waiter. What this indicating? I want the bill
09:59Everyone knows what that means. No in their country that gesture means I want to you know, your mother. Oh
10:05Oh
10:07What is your problem man, what why you make that I want to fuck your mother gesture
10:15Get out what get out and you can forget the bill I don't want your fucking money
10:23Best leave now toast. What about the ladies?
10:28You fucked up boys
10:36Pledge
10:48What the fuck are we watching
10:52It's the state funeral of Winston Churchill and happens to be a favorite piece of archive footage of mine and Ed's
10:59Splendid have I missed much
11:02Where have they got to now? You're right Ed. We're still at Whitehall. Just coming up to the strand
11:07You two fucking real you fucking prick dickheads
11:12wanking fucking boring asshole shit houses
11:19She's got a point you're not gonna watch the whole thing
11:22I'm sorry, but toast and I always watch this footage on the great man's birthday
11:26And you Davison and your lady friend are ruining it for us thought you old actors were meant to be fucking
11:32hell-raisers
11:33It's like being round at me nan and fucking grandpa
11:38Right, I'm off
11:40Only in their country this
11:44Means something quite rude. So we had to get out of the restaurant pretty sharpish
11:49Anyway, I was wondering if you would like to go for a drink with me. Well, that would be delightful
11:55Okay, all the best and I'll see you then. Yes
12:02I
12:03Have to say I have no interest in pop music whatsoever me neither
12:08Although I do like some groups who?
12:11weather report
12:13Snow Patrol earth wind and fire especially the wind bit on my favorite song is singing in the rain is it I don't know
12:20That one but it sounds delightful
12:22These are pussy right fellas. Are they a group?
12:26I'm wearing the t-shirt because I think what pussy riot are doing is really important
12:31I'm fully behind their radical feminist agenda and I'll always turn out to support them if I can me too
12:37Do you know what a feminist looks like what this?
12:46Okay this date would you say things are blowing hot or cold what would your forecast be I
12:53would say hot
12:56So would I let's say we finish these drinks and go back to your place
13:00Yes
13:05Very nice have a drink a glass of red wine, please large or small large I think
13:16Interesting place
13:21Wow a very weather themed room
13:25did I
13:27Was just admiring your charming selection of snow globes
13:30Oh toast
13:34You must have this one as a gift that's very kind
13:40It may be cold outside, but I am very hot
13:46You're a smooth talker toast
13:48But I have something to tell you
13:51I've never been much good at romance. I
13:54Think that's why I try to stick to the weather. It's a very British thing
13:58We can't talk about our emotions. So we talk about the weather
14:01When I'm in love, I just fall apart. I don't know what to do. I lose focus
14:08Even my hearing goes bit off. Well, don't worry about that shit. Why would I worry about that shit? No, not that shit that shit
14:16Sorry, I'm completely losing it now. It's all because I
14:20Love oh, I can't
14:23You're the only man I've ever met
14:25I can't be the only man you've ever met who doesn't mind me blathering on about feminism topics or the weather. I don't mind at all
14:34As the warmth of the day makes way for the cool embrace of the night
14:40Let us throw Gaussian to the wind
14:46That's lovely
14:50Anything to get into someone's pants
14:56I
15:00Really enjoyed that my man. Are you free tomorrow?
15:08She is lovely and the sex is
15:11Superb straight down to it over in seconds a quick park a quick park
15:16No foreplay just the way the ladies like it. Anyway, I got a split got a bloody voiceover
15:22Shouldn't take too long and I'm seeing the lovely classy where the outlook looks very promising indeed. You think so? Yeah
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15:42Okay, Steven toast. I couldn't wait until tonight to see you. I think you're top class
15:53Oh
16:01Damn this class for getting in the way of our love
16:10Sorry Steven really do need a crack on with this broadband voiceover
16:15Long
16:20Go back to your flat clumsy and break open the champagne. I'll be right with you after I've dealt with these two are so
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17:09Oh
17:14Good morning, Emma
17:24Davison the washing up really needs to be done
17:27Yes, I'll do it
17:29We just need to make another batch of wine first fucking top shit, right?
17:34We're off to boots get some more bottles and gear and don't forget the washing up
17:39Yes
17:43Thank goodness we're getting out of here for the beauty contest today
17:46some relief from those two
17:50Shit the weather's off. I need to see Clancy. I
17:53Missed her last night. Those idiots at scramble studios made me work late
17:59There'll be a cold front
18:01from
18:05Somewhere it will be freezing
18:09Don't know what I'm doing today. Mm-hmm
18:12see
18:14My toasty said that he would call round last night and then didn't turn up
18:28No, no, no Clancy don't do that. I think I'm in love
18:33Oh, yeah, the poor girl seems to be somewhat distressed that's because she's in love with me. I mean who could blame her
18:44Love
18:48It's cool outside
18:51What is changeable, but I don't mind
18:55Give from God sent from heaven above
18:58You could be right when you say
19:29Oh
19:32That'll be the car for the beauty contest, why are we going so early?
19:35Oh, I imagine there'll be a luncheon or some lavish reception beforehand
19:39Alright
19:41Food
19:44It national beauty contest yes, yeah jump in then money left to get in the back
19:51Now you've got to be kidding what the hell
19:56It's rugged
19:58Oh
20:15Where the hell are we going? I've been traveling for six hours. I'm freezing. Yes driver. Where exactly are we going?
20:22I can't tell you that night. The feminist might find out there. Whatever. She's told me
20:27Oh
20:28Actually, we are a bit early. I might pull the lamp out. Is that okay lamp?
20:33What that lamp in for rabbits in that field over there? Look, yeah
20:37You shoot right? I'll lamp and pick up
20:56Oh
21:12Sorry toast
21:16I used to hold these things in the Dorchester
21:19Right, I think we should get started as soon as possible. Don't you? Where's the organizer? We should talk to him
21:26I'm the organizer mate Vic tip ball. Thanks for agreeing to judge this year's contest
21:30I know you said these beauty contests have been driven underground. This is ridiculous. It's more like a dog fight, right?
21:37Let's get the girls in. Ah the girls
21:40Where are they? They're outside in a van because it's a bit cramped in here. We're gonna do me batches of free
21:51Yes, beautiful ladies miss Bulgaria miss Romania
21:56Miss where you from get done Albania. I'll buy new of course the swim way around
22:08Getting out of here right? This is bullshit you coming
22:19Pussy
22:26Clancy
22:32It's not what it seems
22:39Clancy was furious. I'm truly heartbroken head. It's all over now such a shame
22:46Have you seen Davison and Emma? Are they back yet?
22:50Davison still hasn't done the washing up. I haven't seen them. Maybe they're in their room
22:55Lot of dishes I
23:07Don't think Davison's in a fit state to do the washing up head. All right, it's just you and me there
23:15Much better
23:17Unbelievable then there were two
23:48I
23:49Certified banger episode. The only thing we're missing is miss bloody purchase on this episode. We got to talk about it
23:55Um, yeah, this was such a great episode history repeats itself posh knobs. Hold on a second great
24:01Episode hold on. I can't hear you. Press the button. Uh, this is Clem fango
24:07Can you hear me that freaking cut that was that was one of the best?
24:12recording studio
24:14That we've seen
24:15And probably so far that might be the top-notch one there that freaking Clem fandango
24:21What a freaking bastard there. So listen, we understand toast frustration with that guy that freaking bloody idiot there
24:29But man great character in the little small moments that we see if Clem funny, dude
24:35This guy just pisses me off and cracks me up at the same time toast
24:40Get itself pissed off was beauty to see
24:44We never seen him that mad, but this guy this guy he might even rival
24:50Ray bloody purchase as far as like rivals man, because this guy be stay pissing him off in the same fashion
24:57so either they're wanting to or there's a time for one on that because
25:02Yeah, that guy is such an ass. So but but you know, these guys always messing with my boy toast in these sessions
25:07They definitely cock-blocked like you wouldn't believe it and caused
25:12You know
25:13Clancy moped to to lose, you know a couple more screws loose from her brain cells there
25:19You know cuz she was definitely
25:22Psycho, she definitely had
25:25Not really a fetish for weather. But yeah, she just definitely has a massive
25:30fascination for weather almost just
25:33downright
25:34Psychotic god damn. Um, yeah, she
25:38Definitely did a great job, you know, we seen on plebs and stuff. But um, yeah, it was nice to see you're here
25:43I think she did a good job. You know, she has her moments where
25:48Yeah, she was boring the shit out of me, especially when she started talking about the weather
25:53I had to take a cue almost from a penvelope. Hopefully we got a
25:58I love it. So it's like what year bro?
26:01Cuz you know, they're talking about these beauty contests and you know, these the posh knobs
26:06I love these kind of flashback sequences. I look forward to that it when they do happen
26:12You know, I love the musical bit that musical session was phenomenal. I really loved that one
26:18a
26:19Man a man and you could say the and a lady in love man
26:23She was like in love like off the jump man. That's a red flag right there
26:27But you know what again phenomenal job there. What can we say about that?
26:32Those housemates those housemates were from hell that lady was crazy funny
26:37You know when she was sitting on the program that they were watching she was cracking me to hell up
26:42You know about the drinks and you know, you got this guy saying here here to see, you know, I have a drink
26:48Kitchen and golly that shit almost killed him man. God. Damn. That was some deaf
26:55Deaf tonic, whatever you want to call it. That was killer man. And god damn those dishes man
27:01I don't like messes like that. I
27:05Will lose my shit man, and I've known a couple of friends of mine
27:11Even a couple of ladies man. They're not the cleanest, you know in the place, especially in the kitchen and that shit were just
27:17That shit wrote me the wrong way man, but um, I'm glad that the dishes are for my sake man for my sanity
27:24I'm glad that the dishes are gonna be good. We really enjoyed seeing the flashback sequence with the beauty contest with Ed's
27:32You know pops and toast pops and I'm glad that you know, they could it's almost like
27:38You know, you know history like he said history repeating itself. They got into these moments. I was thinking
27:44Because these guys were gonna be killing shit they were killing Bugs Bunny essentially
27:49I thought they were gonna show like animals or some shit
27:51I didn't think they were gonna show some ladies there
27:53But when the pussy right with the pussy right came in there and you're seeing
27:58Pevelo, and you see Clancy there man. Oh my god. That shit was crazy
28:04Crazy moments there and we like that when you know, unfortunately toes hasn't had action in such a long time
28:10So he's really feet down and I definitely feel like he's gonna say whatever he's gonna say to get inside a lady's pants
28:17Hey, he got what he needed. He he he released and toast is back at it again
28:23So this was just a phenomenal episode. We always like
28:27It's always like crazy ass scenes. You know what I mean? Like I I give credit
28:32When you know to creativity, you know, and it's definitely a very creative show
28:38We love the music but the musical stuff we love the recording studio sessions
28:43But at the same time man all these random crazy ass scenes going in like again like when they went to go get picked up
28:51Then you're you're seeing this car
28:53You know, this is their ride. This is the whip and then now they're shooting Bugs Bunny
28:57It's just like the randomness the wackiness of the show is something that we really do enjoy, you know, Matt Barry phenomenal
29:04Ed is great. And you know when you've seen all these interesting characters, oh shit, you know and boss lady
29:12With that interesting scene where she was eating off the dude and shit
29:16That's another another psychotic crazy ass lady. And you know, that's why we enjoy the show. So it's good laughs good fun
29:23I enjoy my time watching and yeah, I look forward to watching the next episode. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it
29:29Leave your thoughts down in the comments down below
29:31Thank you for accompanying me on the journey with my boy Matt Barry. Appreciate it
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29:40We'll see you on the next one. Peace out. Take care and have a fantastic rest of your weekend as always. Thanks for kicking it