The Kapil Sharma Show, hosted by comedian Kapil Sharma, is a popular Indian television comedy and talk show. The show features a cast of recurring characters who contribute to its humor and entertainment. One of the notable characters is played by Sumona Chakravarti, who portrays Sarla Gulati (often referred to as Arora), Kapil's on-screen love interest in various avatars across different seasons
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00:00Hello. Hello.
00:03Manager, it's me. Talk to me.
00:04Yes, yes.
00:06I have Rs. 3000.
00:07I said, talk to me. Why are you begging?
00:10Look, if you're joking, I'm not laughing at all.
00:15Give me my money.
00:16Okay, show me the slip.
00:17You didn't give me the slip.
00:19You said you have faith and all.
00:21So, there's no tension in that.
00:22What nonsense are you talking?
00:23Anyone will come and say,
00:24we have deposited so much money.
00:26Give us this much money.
00:27In that case, she will also say,
00:28I have deposited Rs. 1 lakh.
00:29Give me Rs. 1 lakh.
00:30Excuse me, I will slap on your cheeks.
00:32I have deposited Rs. 1 lakh.
00:34Madam, I'm just giving an example.
00:35You will get your money. Don't worry.
00:37No, no.
00:38Don't give examples.
00:39Give me my money.
00:40Otherwise, I will kill you.
00:42I mean, you don't want to sing classical music.
00:45You want to give me my money.
00:46Look, if you kill me, how will I give him his money?
00:50If you kill him, I will kill you.
00:53I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
01:00Who is fighting like a dog?
01:01What's going on here?
01:02Sir, sir.
01:03Hello, sir.
01:04I had come. I had deposited money.
01:06You said, I will double it and give it to you.
01:08I'm the same person.
01:09He has come. I have come.
01:10I have a meeting with the board of directors.
01:12I will be there in some time.
01:13I have come to the meeting to hit the board.
01:15One second, sir.
01:17You don't worry.
01:18If you have deposited money, you will get your money.
01:20Do you remember your bank account number?
01:26Who remembers the bank account number?
01:30You remember the car number, don't you?
01:32But how did the car come in between the notes?
01:34You take care of your hair.
01:35You are my servant. Don't interfere.
01:38How does the car come?
01:39Does it come from the notes or not?
01:41The notes.
01:42Remember the car number.
01:43Don't remember the bank account number.
01:44Because of you people, the money is not progressing.
01:46You racist.
01:48Give me my money.
01:53Give me my money.
01:55One minute. Stop talking nonsense.
01:57Give me my money.
01:59Where is my hammer?
02:01No. I will kill you.
02:05Go to the 12th counter and take your money from there.
02:07Okay.
02:13Hello.
02:14There is no one at the 12th counter.
02:15Do you want a job?
02:17Why would I want a job?
02:19The unemployment rate is increasing in the country.
02:20I am offering you a job.
02:21You don't want a job?
02:22But I am a poor man.
02:24I don't want a job.
02:25You don't want a job?
02:26But I am a teacher.
02:27I am a teacher.
02:28You have made me an engineer doctor.
02:30You want to be a teacher's teacher.
02:31Go there.
02:32You are getting milk and you are asking for the price of milk.
02:34Go to the 12th counter.
02:35Okay. I am going.
02:37I will hit you with the hammer.
02:39Oh, God.
02:41I got a job forcefully.
02:42Congratulations.
02:45You got a job.
02:47Give me my money.
02:50He is asking for money.
02:51Solve your problem. Don't bring me.
02:56I don't have money.
02:59A cashier gives money.
03:01Then assume that you are a cashier.
03:03How can I assume that?
03:06Don't you tell the kids in school
03:08that assume that Ram gave money to Nishant.
03:10And if it is your turn,
03:11how can you give it to him?
03:16If you talk nonsense, I will slap you.
03:18You are giving me everything except money.
03:22If you don't give me money, I will abuse you.
03:26Come here. Come here.
03:28You want your money, right?
03:29Sign on this form. Hurry up.
03:30Don't take so much time.
03:32Sign on the form.
03:33I will do it with my own money.
03:34Do it with your own money.
03:36I have signed it.
03:38Congratulations.
03:39You had deposited Rs. 1500.
03:41Yes.
03:41He has deposited Rs. 3000.
03:42Yes.
03:43Okay?
03:43When you deposited Rs. 1500,
03:46Yes.
03:46Out of that, Rs. 1250 went for the donation of poor kids.
03:49The kids have deposited Rs. 250.
03:50We have deposited Rs. 500 for Rs. 250.
03:51We have kept Rs. 250 separately.
03:53So that you don't face any problem.
03:59Hello.
04:00Firstly, you are giving me Rs. 500.
04:03And on top of that, there is a picture of Jennifer Lopez.
04:08I think you have got the dollar.
04:10What?
04:11You have got the dollar.
04:12No. It is written Rs. 500 on it.
04:14It must be Rs. 500. What is there in it?
04:17There is a picture of such a beautiful heroine.
04:20And you are giving me Rs. 500.
04:21Greedy fellow.
04:23Get lost from here.
04:23Catch him.
04:24You want this, right? Keep this also in the bank.
04:26Come on.
04:26We will give you the money in two minutes.
04:28If the customer doesn't take it, then it gets cancelled.
04:30Come on.
04:31I have understood.
04:34I will take your money.
04:36I am Dr. Nishurki Rajesh.
04:39Come on.
04:40I will take my money.
04:42You have made such a bulldog face.
04:45You look so dirty.
04:47Disgusting. Your account is closed.
04:48I will tear your copy.
04:49Come on.
04:50Get out.