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00:00What do you think, what should be done to impress girls?

00:07Is there anyone?

00:08Okay.

00:09Where have you come from brother?

00:11From Haryana.

00:12Okay.

00:13To tell you the truth Kapil sir, life is running so fast.

00:15I don't understand what girls should like.

00:17Like in earlier times, when a boy gives a look to a girl or saves her from a villain,

00:22she used to get impressed.

00:23Yes.

00:24In today's time, if a boy gives a look to a girl, she will ignore him as if he has stolen her bangles.

00:30Okay.

00:31Has this ever happened to you?

00:33No.

00:34I haven't tried.

00:35So you don't have a girlfriend?

00:37I do.

00:42How did you impress her?

00:43Like in earlier times, I used to impress her by giving her flowers.

00:46Similarly, I gave her a rose.

00:47Then she said, I want chocolate.

00:49You should have taken it.

00:50I gave it to her.

00:51Then she said, I want this.

00:52So finally, I thought of something big.

00:55I thought of taking a big bouquet.

00:57Specially, lilies flowers.

00:59Okay.

01:00I thought it would be something big.

01:01But in return, I only got a thank you.

01:05So what do you want in return?

01:08I want her to become my girlfriend.

01:09Okay.

01:10Yes.

01:11So one day, by mistake, I got a recharge of 100 rupees on her number.

01:14So as soon as I get a recharge on her number, I get a reply, I love you.

01:18I love you.

01:22So after that day, she became my girlfriend.

01:24We talk all night.

01:25Tell me the truth.

01:26How much lies and truth is there in this?

01:29You are throwing it away.

01:30No, sir.

01:33Listen to me, brother.

01:34Yes, sir.

01:35If I get a recharge of 100 rupees, I will be impressed with you.

01:37Someone gave me a recharge of 200 rupees yesterday.

01:38Yes.

01:41Okay, no problem.

01:42Everyone has their own experience.

01:44In 100 rupees.

01:46I can't believe that you got a recharge of 100 rupees.

01:49Long live women's power.

01:50Yes.

01:53Okay, what did you say, lady with flowers?

01:55I thought you got a recharge.

01:57What did you say?

01:58I said that I can't believe that you got a recharge of 100 rupees.

02:02In my case...

02:03Now the girl won't get a recharge of 100 rupees.

02:06Look, if you want to impress the girl,

02:07the girl asked, how do I look?

02:10Don't think.

02:11Say it.

02:12You look exactly like Sonakshi.

02:16Now look...

02:19He will say that you look like Sonakshi.

02:20How will the girl call him John?

02:26The thing is...

02:28And the one who has a body like Mr. John,

02:31who has a smile like Kapil,

02:32he doesn't have to try.

02:34Okay.

02:37So, do you want me to say yes?

02:39Yes, I do.

02:51What do I think of her?

02:55You can dance with me.

02:56You didn't research about me.

03:00I ruined my film because of dancing.

03:04There were two directors, Abbas and Fastan.

03:06They couldn't do it.

03:08One of them was a choreographer.

03:10I don't know how to dance, sister.

03:11Sorry.

03:25I want to say something.

03:26I want to ask, why do you make me your brother?

03:29From today, I announce that he is Jagat.

03:31Jagat.

03:38So, whoever...

03:43Sit here for a second.

03:45These are Sonakshi's side effects.

03:48I said sister.

03:49You didn't tell me your name.

03:50Disha.

03:51Disha, I want to go in this direction.

03:54It's good that you came.

03:55What do you do, Disha?

03:56I am a first year student.

03:58I am doing B.M.M.

03:59Bachelor in Mass Media.

04:00Yeah.

04:01Good confidence.

04:04Disha, tell me something.

04:05Disha, tell me something.

04:06Just like there is a Bachelor in Mass Media,

04:08there is also a Married in Mass Media.

04:13You are shy.

04:16Because I am shy.

04:20That's a good one.

04:21Disha.

04:22Disha is shy.

04:23Disha.

04:24You don't have to change your surname.

04:29Very good.

04:30Brothers and sisters have surnames too.

04:36Disha.

04:37You are right, sister.

04:38She is interfering in our love.

04:41What kind of sisters are you?

04:42First, you call yourself a brother.

04:43Second, am I a brother?

04:44You called her sister.

04:48I called her sister with love.

04:49Disha.

04:50In short, I called her sister.

04:51No, no.

04:52It was a complimentary.

04:53You didn't call her sister.

04:54You called her Afridi.

04:57You haven't left yet.

05:01You are wearing such a shirt.

05:03You are wearing such a shirt.

05:04I thought you would have worn a balabi.

05:07So, you know everything about girls.

05:09No, I don't know everything.

05:10I know a little.

05:11Let's try.

05:12Okay, please.

05:13Actually…

05:14Where have you come from?

05:15From UP.

05:16From where in UP?

05:17From Agra in UP.

05:18From Agra?

05:19Yes.

05:20When did you leave?

05:21It's been a long time.

05:23What would you like to say?

05:24What happens, Mr. Kapil?

05:25There is a lot to do.

05:26But first of all,

05:27you need to think with your mind.

05:28Okay.

05:29Because we should know

05:30which girl to impress.

05:31Right.

05:32So, for that,

05:33there is a selection process.

05:34Every beautiful girl

05:35has two best friends.

05:36One who is less beautiful than her

05:37and one who is less beautiful than her.

05:39He has good research.

05:41So, we know that

05:42the top girl is not for us.

05:45So, we don't have to try on her.

05:46We focus on the other one.

05:47Yes.

05:48We have to try on the other one.

05:49So, for that,

05:50instead of directly impressing the girl,

05:52it's better to start talking to her friends.

05:54Make her your sister.

05:55Make her your sister

05:56and start talking to her.

05:57You will get her number.

05:58What an idea, Chamku.

06:02What an idea.

06:03He has good research.

06:04What's next?

06:05What happens next is

06:06you get her number

06:07and start talking to her.

06:08Then, the most important thing

06:09to impress the girl

06:10is to take care of her.

06:11How to take care of her?

06:12How to take care of her?

06:13The first thing you should do

06:14is send her a good morning message.

06:15How else can you take care of her?

06:16Should I take out her shoes?

06:17If you take out her shoes,

06:18you won't be able to take care of her.

06:19If you take out her shoes,

06:20you will feel

06:21that she is just behind you

06:22and nothing else.

06:23If you take care of her,

06:24pamper her.

06:25Look after her.

06:26And it's very important

06:27to give her gifts.

06:28So, what gifts should you give her?

06:29You should give her

06:30designer dresses.

06:31You should give her chocolates.

06:32You should give her flowers.

06:33If the boy doesn't work,

06:34he is useless.

06:35If he is useless,

06:36then the girl will not

06:37get along with him.

06:38She will have to do something

06:39for him.

06:40Say anything.

06:41Chamku is on.

06:42I am telling you.

06:43Chamku is on.

06:44You have to become

06:45Shatrughanji these days.

06:46What's your name?

06:47Nitin.

06:48Nitin Garg.

06:49How many girlfriends do you have?

06:50He can't reveal that here.

06:51He is a big shot.

06:52He is a big shot.

06:53He is a big shot.

06:54He is a big shot.

06:55He is a big shot.

06:56He is a big shot.

06:57He is a big shot.

06:58He can't reveal that here.

06:59Why?

07:00Otherwise, there will be a fight.

07:01Oh, I see.

07:02He has done a full PhD

07:03in wooing girls.

07:04in wooing girls.

07:05You have worn

07:06a lot of threads.

07:07You have worn a lot of threads.

07:08The whole presentation

07:09is religious.

07:10You should have taken

07:11your sisters along.

07:12Because they

07:13have set the focus.

07:14I don't know

07:15why I feel like this.

07:16I don't know why I feel like this.

07:17In Agra,

07:18one Taj Mahal

07:19was made by Shahjahan.

07:20The other one

07:21will be made by him.

07:22The other one will be made by him.

07:23Nitin,

07:24it was nice meeting you.

07:27Love you.

07:28Jeevan Lohar.

07:29Yes, Jeevan.

07:30Tell me.

07:31Sir, I can't believe

07:32that I am talking

07:33in front of ma'am

07:34and sir.

07:35Then sit down.

07:36You don't believe.

07:37The world is based on belief.

07:38Do you think

07:39we are duplicates?

07:40No, sir.

07:41No, sir.

07:42It's not like that.

07:43If someone hits me

07:44from behind,

07:45I will know.

07:46Hit him.

07:47Hit him.

07:48Hit him.

07:49Hit him.

07:50Hit him more.

07:51Sir and ma'am

07:52are one and the same.

07:53If he hits you,

07:54will you survive

07:55or not?

07:56I don't know that.

07:57But

07:58I can hit him.

07:59Why are you so shocked?

08:00Why do you hit boys?

08:01Why do you hit boys?

08:02Don't you have a father at home?

08:05Have some pity.

08:06Have some mercy.

08:07At home,

08:08I only get to hear

08:09silence.

08:10What do I do now?

08:11What is your opinion

08:12in this matter?

08:13What would you like to say?

08:14My opinion is

08:15that everyone

08:16gives flowers

08:17or chocolates

08:18to impress girls.

08:19Yes.

08:20But my opinion is

08:21that

08:22a girl should

08:23tell about her sorrow

08:24and impress her.

08:26Tell everyone

08:27about your problems

08:28in life.

08:29What do you mean?

08:30Go and meet a girl

08:31and tell her

08:32that you have a broken heart.

08:36What will you say?

08:39Give us an example.

08:40No one likes you

08:41in the family.

08:42It will be better

08:43if you like me.

08:44She will say

08:45that no one likes you

08:46in the family.

08:47Why should I like you?

08:48Thank you so much for coming.

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