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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:30Ahoy tin tin
01:44Same to you old boy. Hi captain boy. There's nothing like an invigorating ride in the country air
01:51You mean the cold air come on in and warm up landlubber
02:00That's better
02:05Hmm the news should be on
02:14Blistering barnacles the famous opera singer Bianca Castafiore arrived in San Theodoro today
02:20She is scheduled to give a command performance for general tapioca this evening
02:24Traveling with there are two highly trained detectives who have been assigned to keep an eye on madame's extensive jewelry
02:30Which is reportedly insured for over two million dollars
02:33Madame Castafiore will continue her triumphant tour through the rest of this month and will return to your who?
02:42Who
02:44Yes, Jolly and wag now look here
02:46I just saw Bianca on the telly if she needed insurance you should have sent it to me, but listen
02:54Well, that's great. But and while I've got you captain, what about the policy on your estate?
03:01That's what I say
03:03Astra goth
03:05First Bianca Castafiore then Jolly on wag. What a way to start the weekend
03:10And
03:22Now the 8 o'clock news
03:25Bianca Castafiore was arrested last night in San Theodoro. She is accused of plotting against general tapioca
03:31She has been held in house arrest Tintin
03:33Tintin
03:36Tapioca is arrested to Castafiore. Are you kidding?
03:40No, I'm not the radio said she was plotting against him or something cast a fiore plotting. That's absolutely ridiculous
03:47I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding
03:50Tintin captain look that dictator tapioca has arrested madame
03:55Documents detailing the plot were found in Madame Castafiore's luggage
03:59That's terrible the documents named Tintin captain haddock and professor calculus as co-conspirators
04:06simply terrible
04:09General tapioca has ordered a full investigation. What a load of bilge water. We'd better set tapioca straight
04:16Let's send him a telegram denying the charges
04:20Trambo I say you cowards
04:22Sculpting in their dusty mansion puppet masters in this vile conspiracy
04:28tremble crooked captain haddock
04:30Look at yourself your dictatorial duck bill
04:35Diplodocus I have just received this
04:38It is a telegram from Tintin denying the charges
04:43Well, I'm a reasonable man
04:46This may be an innocent
04:48misunderstanding
04:49huh, and
04:51That is why I invite Tintin and his friends to come to
04:56Tapiocapolis to clear this matter up. I
04:59Personally guarantee them safe passage for a fair and frank exchange of views
05:05My only aim is to seek out the truth
05:10Well, that's good enough for me. Hmm could be a trick, but he promised a safe passage
05:17Promises are cheap
05:19Weep madam is weeping. Oh, yeah, we must go to tapioca polis immediately. No professor
05:25Maybe Tintin's right. Well spoken captain. I'll pack right away for the flight professor
05:42Are you still worried about the trip I just don't like it captain something's not right
05:49Nothing's going to happen. Trust me
05:52hmm
05:53It says here that tapioca got into power by toppling the last ruler in a military coup. That was general Alcazar
06:00He's a friend of mine. Really?
06:02Where is he now the last I heard he was hiding in the jungle trying to organize the resistance
06:08listen to this in
06:10The past year tapioca has come under attack from a terrorist group called the Picaros
06:16Tourists are advised to be careful. It's okay captain. Those must be Alcazar's men. Oh, that's okay
06:22Then for a minute there I was getting worried, too
06:24Welcome to tapioca polis. Thank you, but I'm just captain such modesty
06:30Welcome to tapioca polis. Thank you, but I'm just captain such modesty
06:43Commodore Haddock
06:47Welcome to tapioca polis. Thank you, but I'm just captain such modesty
06:53Senor Tintin. Yes, general tapioca has been detained on business. I am colonel Alvarez
07:00He's a decam. How do you do? Ah, and you must be professor calculus a
07:07Pleasure to meet you senor professor
07:11Forgive me officer, but I cannot shake the hand of someone who disregards human rights
07:18Don't take any notice of calculus he's just making a joke, of course
07:24Now if you gentlemen will follow me I will take you to your accommodations
07:31Oh
07:39How is madam cast a fury she is very well senor can we see her I'm
07:45Sorry, but I am afraid that is not possible
07:49And what about madam cast a fury senor don't tell me you've forgotten about her
07:55No, senor. It is not possible to forget madam cast a fury
08:00I
08:05Carnival
08:06It is a very big affair
08:09Performers come from all over the world
08:11Hmm sounds like fun. See senor Commodore
08:17Colonel where are you taking us? I thought we were staying in the city
08:21The city gets very noisy during carnival. So general tapioca made new arrangements to get you peaceful accommodations in the country
08:31You
08:35Got us well-guarded a simple precaution against terrorists nothing to be alarmed about I
08:46Trust these accommodations will be to your liking senor is there fine? Ah Manolo
08:55Manolo has been assigned to look after you just call and he will come
09:00I will leave you now, please make yourselves comfortable
09:16He looks like a thug
09:21Maybe we misjudged tapioca. This place seems comfortable enough. Remember your orders Manolo
09:28See senor Coronel. You will watch them very carefully. See senor Coronel
09:43They do not suspect anything coronel Spence
09:47Good. My plan is working. You were right coronel
09:51Tintin could not resist coming to tapioca police to check the false documents. We planted on Castafiori
09:59Interference comes naturally to him
10:02He ruined one of my most important operations in Borduria because he cannot mind his own business
10:09however this time
10:11He will regret it
10:14Ah
10:24What a beautiful night, I think I'll open the doors
10:29Hmm must be stuck
10:44He's senor, okay, senor will be fine if you put away that blunderbuss
10:51Why won't the windows open
10:53They are sealed for air conditioning to keep the cold air in well turn off the canned air and let's get some fresh air
11:02Windows they do not open
11:05Buenas noches, senor
11:13Thanks friend really you try too hard
11:17I clean up
11:20You do that. There's a good chap. Now. Where did I put my tobacco?
11:29Senor
11:30Where are you going to get some tobacco? No senor too late. Our stores are closed now
11:37Then I'll just take a walk instead
11:40No, senor. It's not allowed
11:43Not allowed. It's no good for security
11:47Picaros might attack. I must insist you go back to Rome senor insist, huh?
11:54Okay
11:57Good night
11:59You were right Tintin you want to hear some music captain music. No, I don't want music
12:05I say that we're prisoners
12:07Oh
12:19It's a microphone you mean they can hear us not only that
12:27They're watching us as well Tin Tin has found us out colonel Spence. Hmm. He is no fool
12:34Never mind
12:36He is only a few short hours from death
12:40Hmm
13:02We've got to get out of here, maybe we could escape when we meet with tapioca if we're allowed to meet with him
13:09Hmm
13:14Come in
13:16When he's tardy senors Manolo had a minor accident I am his replacement
13:31Do you mind I love this music Oh, not at all. Ah lunch I'm starved
13:40Not that Booyah bass again you are in great danger senors
13:48Tomorrow an attack by the Picaros will be faked
13:53In the course of the fighting you will are be killed killed
13:58It would be meant to look like an unfortunate accident. Why does general tapioca want to kill us?
14:06It is not general tapioca
14:09It is colonel spawns spawns the chief of police and showboat
14:16That is the one
14:20He's been assigned to general tapioca to reorganize his security police
14:25General Alcazar says not to worry. No, thanks
14:29General Alcazar see senor. I work for him. No, thank you. Oh
14:34I can't believe it
14:38Oh
14:41Just a bird in the window a beautiful one
14:50What's Alcazar's plan tomorrow you will be taken on a trip to see the pyramid of hot water bottle
14:55You will ask these soldiers if you can climb to the top
14:58I will go with you when we are safely out of the way general Alcazar
15:04Blistering barnacles that tastes horrible. Pardon me, senor
15:11As I was saying once we are out of the way and attacked by the real Picaros will be mounted
15:19Rewind is excellent senor boulder dash
15:28So the Picaros will attack and then what Pablo
15:32Yes in the confusion you will tie me up and escape general Alcazar will be waiting for you in the jungle
15:43Pablo thanks. It is nothing senor
16:01Your friend seems preoccupied. Oh, so you've noticed
16:05He's upset that we haven't met with general tapioca yet. Oh, I forgot the general sends his apologies
16:12He will see you tomorrow morning. Oh, really great
16:24Why are we stopping I
16:27Thought we were going to the pyramid a slight change in plans senor
16:31What do you mean a slight change in plans? We want to go to the pyramid
16:35We will go to the pyramid shortly captain, but first we stop for your tobacco. Oh
16:43Yes, of course
16:56You
17:15It's magnificent if you wish to climb it I will take you up lead the way
17:21Senores
17:27Be careful, the steps are very steep. We'll be careful colonel. Come on professor. Oh
17:36Come along professor. No, thank you captain. I suffer from fear of heights
17:44Don't be silly great sunspots captain leave me alone
17:48I tell you I don't want to come on. You don't want to miss the view
17:54We did you stop it captain for goodness sake. I can't believe it
18:04That took longer than I thought
18:07We we must hurry senior here tie me up
18:12Your conduct is unqualifiable captain
18:16Unqualifiable, that's what it is. We made it
18:21Now what's going on
18:29They've started captain take the professor and find Alcazar we'll catch up with you gotcha. I demand to
18:37Thank You Pablo, I will never forget senior you may thank me later
18:49Come on professor
18:57Follow us come alive
19:00I
19:04Into the truck quickly you go with the driver
19:14General Alcazar hop in amigo
19:18So the trap is sprung good work Pablo. It was quite easy colonel Puma to Jaguar come in
19:26To Puma receiving you Alcazar's truck is on its way. It should reach your position in approximately seven minutes
19:35Do not worry Puma I cannot miss over and out you see
19:40General Alcazar is true to his friends as soon as I got your message
19:44I our message, but Pablo came to us with your message what message what are you saying amigo?
19:51Target approaching
19:53Pablo is one of my most loyal men
19:55Then why did he lie to both of us?
19:59Load
20:02No Pablo would not betray me would you stake your life on that jet hey, there's something on the road
20:10Here take a look. Thanks. It's just a monkey aim
20:17Wait something frightened him stop the truck general are you crazy amigo stop?
20:25Oh
20:31You miss reload
20:34Captain calculus
20:38Let's get out of here
20:40Professor I most strongly suggest that whoever was driving this truck invest in a few lessons come on professor
20:47King I can walk
20:56Quickly check the record
21:02Come on
21:04No one could survive that
21:09Go ahead Jaguar
21:13Received excellent colonel spawns will be pleased you have done well Pablo I
21:20I
21:24Can't believe Pablo that renegade double-crosser turncoat swine
21:32Actually, he really did do us a favor
21:36Now colonel spawns thinks we are dead so we're free to come up with a plan to rescue our friends
21:41Bianca and the Thompson's you're forgetting we're stuck in the middle of a jungle
21:46Not for long Alcazar said we should reach his camp soon
21:50that should be a treat I
21:53Amigos I've been thinking you want to join the Picaros. Hey, oh great. That's all we need
22:00We've gone from being plotters to prisoners ambush victims to terrorist guerrillas. What next? Oh
22:09What are you laughing at
22:11Frankly captain I didn't understand why we came down the pyramid so quickly when you forced me to climb up there in the first place
22:18Give me strength
22:48You
23:18You
23:48You
24:18You
24:20You
24:43It all started when general tapioca arrested Madame cast a fury in detectives Thompson and Thompson in San Theodoro
24:51Misunderstanding
24:53And that is why I invite Tingting and his friends to clear this matter up. We must go to tapioca police immediately
25:02It says here that tapioca got into power by toppling the last ruler in a military coup
25:07That was general Alcazar. He's a friend of mine in the past year
25:12Tapioca has come under attack from a terrorist group called the Picaros. It's okay captain. Those must be Alcazar's men
25:21You are in great danger Senors
25:25Tomorrow an attack by the Picaros will be faked in the course of the fighting you will are be killed killed
25:32Tomorrow you will be taken on a trip to see the pyramid of hot water party
25:36You will ask these soldiers if you can climb to the top
25:39Once we are out of the way an attack by the real Picaros will be mounted general Alcazar hop in amigo
25:46Alcazar's truck is on its way
25:51Stop the truck general. Are you crazy amigo?
26:03No one could survive that
26:05Now general tapioca thinks we're dead. So we're free to come up with a plan to rescue our friends
26:11You want to join the Picaros? Hey, oh
26:14Great. That's all we need
26:16We've gone from being plotters to prisoners ambush victims to terrorist guerrillas what next
26:24How much longer do we have to tramp through this overgrown plant store it is not far to the camp now
26:31How many Picaros are there general 30 or so 30?
26:36Is that enough to overthrow tapioca with me as their leader 30 Picaros can do anything
26:42We plan to sneak into the capital during Carnival and free your friends
26:50Captain
26:57Captain are you? Okay anchors away
27:00How
27:07Did they get those bottles
27:09Tapioca drops them into the jungle. He knows the Picaros will drink them so they will not be able to fight
27:23The Bandito River will lead us to the Picaro camp
27:31They cover
27:34If it is one of tapioca's let us hope they didn't see us captain
27:40What's that?
27:42River
27:54Captain Oh blistering barnacles. Hang on captain
28:05How'd I get here
28:13Gunshots coming from the camp
28:25Looks like the bottles got here before we did general come join the party
28:32Bah
28:40You've got some nerve
28:42Sneaking out of the camp without telling me if you think you can just run off and leave me any time you want
28:48You've got another thing coming
28:51understood
28:52Yes, my dove and who are these guys? These are my old friends
28:58Captain haddock Dean Dean and professor calculus my dear lady
29:04Your lovely welcome has moved me deeply. It shall be a pleasure to share your delightful company as we prepare for war. Oh
29:15Well
29:17They can stay in the tool hut she may seem a little harsh, but she has a heart of gold
29:23Alcazar
29:25What a charming woman such grace and beauty as for her husband
29:31His revolution will never succeed if his army keeps drinking
29:35I know there goes our best chance to rescue the Thompsons and Madame cast a Fiore
29:41Luckily for everyone. I've been doing some herbal experiments in jungle apothecary jungle apothe what no not at all
29:49Captain I've developed something that would make those men stop drinking
29:53Anyone taking one of these pills will find the taste of alcohol
29:57Unbearable and the very first person whom I tested it on was you captain me?
30:02Yeah, miserable blundering barbecued blister. My sister has nothing to do with it. It's a scandal
30:10hmm pills
30:12The Picaros will probably resist it my sister. I've asked you to leave her out of this no professor
30:20The Picaros will resist taking these pills
30:23Unless we sneak them into their food. It's worth a try
30:30Come to think of it. I don't have a sister, but if I did if this is the last place I'd want her to be
30:35I
30:38Know how to stop the Picaros from drinking, but first you have to promise that the revolution will be peaceful no executions a
30:46revolution without executions I would be the laughingstock of the country but
30:53Surely
30:54What we can make another deal?
30:57How about a fief of gold reserves in El Banco de la Nacion?
31:02I'm not interested in money. I want a peaceful revolution
31:06Forget it. I'll get the Picaros under control myself
31:10I
31:27Have changed my mind I will accept your conditions
31:32Now my friends you must watch the ridiculous justice of general tapioca TV coverage
31:39Even in a remote jungle camp before you
31:43Sit to evil brutal men so cunning are these would-be assassins
31:49They have even grown mustaches to better fit in and gain our trust
31:55Assassins they have even grown mustaches to better fit in and gain our trust
32:02We object we were born with our mustaches silence. I find you guilty
32:09Yes, it's not fair. I told you amigo as for you Bianca Castafiore
32:16You will spend the rest of your life in prison
32:18Oh, you are making a joke more a silly joke made by a silly little soldier. It's no joke
32:24Here is proof. You make me
32:40Hang the traitor what's going on this pie? I caught him dropping pills into the chili. He was trying to poison us
32:54General
32:58It's okay amigos those pills were only vitamins I
33:05Don't trust this food the dog must eat it first doggy woggy come good stuff
33:17Amigos who wants to eat this stuff back snowy eat
33:24Eat come on boy
33:29You see totally safe
33:54I
34:04Say how far to Capri a couple us we aren't sure
34:10Yes
34:16My buttons look who it is, it's Tintin and the captain
34:21Jolly-on wag you got it old friend. Oopsie daisy
34:27Me and my troop the Jolly Follies have been invited to perform at the big carnival. I
34:33Designed those costumes myself nice a don't you think hmm? Very interesting
34:40What's going on amigo, ah the chap in charge mind if my gang spends the night in your camp forget it
34:49general
34:54Perhaps I spoke a little easterly my friend you may stay here as long as you like
35:10Oh
35:25Morning professor sleep well
35:31Where is that lazy
35:33Oh
35:36Peggy my dog at dawn we left to overthrow the tyrant tapioca
35:41Love Alcazar PS due to the revolution. I will not be home in time to cook dinner
36:03I feel bad sneaking off with wags bus like this
36:07What's more important some silly tourists or winning the revolution and saving your friends from the firing squad?
36:15If you put it that way
36:17But will we make it in time another hour and we will be there in time for part two of your plan
36:27Long live the revolution
36:33a
36:56Carnival and an execution on the same day is in life grand colonel Alvarez
37:03It is with you as our leader your excellency. Look at those people. All of them. Love me
37:09Is it really safe to stand on this balcony?
37:13What if a few treacherous Picaros have sneaked into town the Picaros?
37:18nonsense
37:19Colonel sponsors taking care of them
37:22Haven't you colonel you worry too much?
37:25The Picaros are far away and too drunk to be of any danger
37:29You see colonel Alvarez you worry too much
37:48And what is this
37:50Remember your promise general no bloodshed Z. I remember
38:02I
38:19Ready with the chloroform ready
38:32I
38:46Would like to meet some of them the show's over tapioca
38:52Is this a joke?
38:54See the biggest joke ever
38:58Alcazar that's general Alcazar to you
39:05Captain look who's at the window
39:10Colonel spots
39:12We meet again
39:13painting I heard you were behind this spots
39:17nonsense
39:18The Bordurian government has sent me here as an official representative to advise general tapioca's military
39:25He's lying be quiet
39:27No, let's hear it Alvarez. He wanted revenge for when you humiliated him in his homeland
39:33So he planted false documents on Madame Casafiori and had her arrested knowing I would come to help them
39:40Nice try spots read it
39:43Read it
39:44No, I said
39:47Read it
39:51Citizens of Santiago
39:54rejoice I
39:56General tapioca surrender all my power to general Alcazar
40:05Get these tape to the radio station have them play it right away as for your execution
40:15General
40:18There will be no execution
40:20No execution. Are you crazy? It's not my idea. It's his
40:27But senior he has to execute me
40:30Tradition demands it. Sorry tapioca. You'll be exiled to Borduria with your pal spots
40:38exile
40:39You can't the shame the humiliation
40:46Alvarez unless you want to join spots in Borduria, you'd better get on the phone and stop the Thompson's execution. Yes, sir
40:56You
41:07The phone is dead the Picaros must have cut the lines we have to get to the prison at once
41:13Colonel Alvarez 18 Dean and the captain to the prison see a general
41:19Hurry amigos. We have only five minutes to start the firing squad
41:26I
41:34Am sorry senores, but it is time we must go
41:38right then
41:40One must be on time
41:42Precisely Thompson one must always be on time for one's
41:47execution
41:50Rejoice I
41:53general tapioca
41:55Surrender all my power to general Alcazar
42:06If only we had a car a car would never make it through this crowd no, but that big float will
42:17Quickly
42:25A
42:48Final cigarette aid for our health
42:52Blindfolds a Thompson likes to look death right in the eye
42:57right Thompson
42:59right squad
43:03Ready there is the prison
43:09Well Thompson any last words how about good boy
43:18Hold your fire
43:21Hands up by order of his excellency general Alcazar this execution is canceled
43:32Sorry, we couldn't get here sooner quite all right tin tin
43:36We're policemen all in the line of duty now. What about madame Castafiore?
43:42You fool. Oh tell that chef of yours. I
43:47said al dente
43:49Mama Mia my rescuing prince I
43:55Knew you'd come to save me
44:00My dear mr. Wagner what a pleasure to see you together again. I must sing something
44:10As president I award you the sacred order of San Teodoro
44:16That will be enough service
44:19Right a big hurrah for the general
44:26I am touched now, please go out and enjoy the carnival
44:37As for you professor without your peels the revolution could never have been launched
44:44Beans for lunch. Oh, no. Thank you
44:49What about you ding ding are you sure you will not accept the reward
44:54Freeing my friends was reward enough for me. Thanks for keeping your promise
45:01The revolution is a success the Air Force and Navy have rejoined us
45:10You've got some nerve
45:12Leaving me in the stinking bug infested jungle while you laze about this palace bring my bags upstairs
45:19And get dinner started
45:22Yes, my dog
45:35It'll be nice to get back home tomorrow and spike you said it captain
45:49You
46:19You