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00:00You
00:30You
01:00Oh
01:24Snowy
01:27Snowy
01:31Oh snowy
01:49Take a whiff of that fine fresh air
01:53Such peace I'm a country man from now on I've had enough of careering around the world
02:05Do you really prefer this to a stiff sea breeze
02:09Absolutely. Nothing like a walk to put you to rights a pity Cuthbert couldn't come with us. Yes
02:16I wonder what professor calculus is brewing up for us this time
02:20He hasn't emerged from his lab for three months. I
02:28Think we'd better get back to Marlin spike captain and fast now, where's snowy gone?
02:50Oh
02:52By the
02:54By the whiskers of Corvita the machine
03:25I'll take care of the professor you deal with the others
03:44Thank You Nestor feel safe and cozy in here
03:55I
04:05Okay, but I don't get it the window shattered after the Thunder struck you're right
04:14Did you see that absolutely incredible yes, I've never seen anything like it
04:21Hello
04:24Cutlets no madam cuts the butcher is
04:29O-o-o-4-3-1 and you ought to know that it is extremely dangerous to telephone during a thunderstorm
04:41Captain billions of blistering Billy's blue barnacles
04:50Oh
04:54What's thundering typhoons, that's all we needed
05:0410,000 thundering typhoons
05:12Blue billions of blue blistering. Who are you and what do you want?
05:20That's a long story old boy, and there I was driving along when come back my windshield shattered
05:27Jolly, and I said to myself Jolly and wag that's my name
05:30Jolly, and I said aren't you lucky to be right near such a lovely house to take shelter in?
05:36Yeah, lucky. Ah
05:38I'm little tiff with the wife a wife. No, it was the lightning lightning
05:45And I bet you weren't insured
05:48Well lucky for you the jolly and wag of the rock-bottom insurance company dropped in ah
05:54I'll soon have you fixed up with a neat little policy
05:57How kind I don't stand on ceremony you know never a dull moment with me around
06:03Yes, indeed II you bet yeah, I'll bet you know I take after my uncle anatole
06:12What a scream you should have seen your face when
06:18Did you see that I must be on my way. I've wasted quite enough time here anyway. Oh, goodbye
06:38By the whiskers of curvy dash
06:47Oh
07:02That sounded like a gunshot outside thundering typhoons Cuthbert
07:17Everything all right, no I promise you not a single drop allow me professor
07:30It really was a gunshot who's the scoundrel
07:36Snowing must have found something
07:39Thundering typhoons is he no he's alive
07:45We'd better contact the police
07:47I'll take care of it you stay here with him
07:52You'll be all right
08:18You
08:20What happened where's that scoundrel disappeared to gone
08:26He had an accomplice
08:28What about the police couldn't phone lines cut?
08:32Now what?
08:37Blistering barnacles come out of there, or I'll shoot
08:43What in blazes are you doing down there
08:47Someone took a shot at me. I was just walking along with bang so I said to myself Jolene someone's trying to kill you
09:18Oh
09:33My oh my oh my oh my I don't know how it happened
09:39I was driving along as usual when the scene crash
09:47Oh
09:50Turned out the lights
09:52Precisely Thompson and Thompson. I don't Indian we come to warn you
09:57Bordurian agents are at large in these parts
10:00Precisely large agents are bordering around these parts
10:04That explains some things, but I still don't understand hello Cuthbert
10:10Oh
10:11Hello
10:12Are you going away?
10:14Not at all. I'm just going away. I'm on my way to Geneva for a Congress on nuclear physics
10:20But you never mentioned it to me before
10:23not very
10:25Only two or three days must be going
10:28I've just got time to catch the train
10:31Well, there's one who'll never change funny though. He seems even more preoccupied than usual
10:40Oh
10:42Here he comes get ready
10:50This time we've got him
10:59Morning professor, would you like a lift into the village?
11:04Thanks, but if you could drop me in the village
11:07By the whiskers of Kirby Tosh filed again
11:13You know captain I've been thinking everything over
11:17Yes, every time something shattered professor calculus was working in his lab and since he left for Geneva yesterday
11:24Nothing has happened
11:28What's that funny smell smells like
11:30Tobacco that's all but calculus doesn't smoke. You're right
12:00Hmm
12:16What have you got there a pack of cigarettes it fell out of his pocket when snowy ripped his coat funny-looking writing
12:23Look at all that broken glass thundering typhoons
12:27Cuthbert is the one who's doing captain
12:30Hotel Corniff in Geneva. Does that name mean anything to you? That's the hotel Cuthbert always stays in the
12:38professors in danger
12:58I
13:05Know we're friends of professor calculus. Is he staying here? Good day gentlemen. Yes, he is and
13:12You're in luck. His key isn't on the board. So he must be in his room. Would you call him for us, please? Certainly
13:19I
13:26I'm sorry. There's no reply. He's a bit hard of hearing. We'll go up. He's in 122 fourth floor
13:34Thank you
13:50I
13:52Know he's deaf, but this is ridiculous. Oh
13:56Dear, he must have gone out while my back was turned. I'm terribly sorry gentlemen
14:01You must have just missed each other. You have no idea where he might have gone
14:06hmm, he did ask me for the train timetables to neon and just before that he asked me for a phone number there a
14:15Mr. Topolini or Topolino
14:20Oh
14:21Topo
14:22Topolini
14:24Topolino here it is Alfredo Topolino
14:2857 rude to st. Cedric neo
14:31When is that train?
14:33440 I'm afraid you're going to miss it. Oh, not a second to lose. Let's go
14:43Hey, can you watch where you're going? Are you suggesting it was my fault? What?
14:50Insulting me you blundering bar G me a blundering bar G billions of blistering blue
14:57Barnacles, please captain. We'll miss the train
15:02floundering oof
15:04Parasite
15:06Ectoplasm
15:08Lucky for you. I'm in a hurry
15:13Just wait till I see
15:20Driver the train station and hurry
15:30Did you notice the man who tricked you was wearing the same overcoat as the man we found in the professor's lab and
15:37smoking the same brand of cigarettes
15:50I
16:16Couldn't see snowy
16:19Oh
16:31There it is
16:35Now the Tintin and his friend are out of the way we can complete our mission
16:42By the whiskers of curvy dash
16:46They're alive
16:49Running down
16:59Liquids steamrollers hurry captain. I'm afraid we might be too late
17:13Listen to that sounds like someone banging on a pipe
17:17It's not locked
17:21Mr. Topolino professor calculus looks like there's no one home and the sound has stopped
17:46Oh
18:05Great snakes, who are you?
18:10Who am I
18:12Supresti I'm professor Topolino. Who are you? I'm Tintin and this is captain Haddock
18:19We're friends of professor calculus calculus. That's
18:23Scoundrel calculus a scoundrel sir. I refuse to allow yes
18:29Scoundrel and monster he knocked me out tied me up and left me to rot two hours
18:36I've been here two hours
18:38Then it couldn't possibly have been calculus two hours ago. He was still in Geneva I
18:47Had a letter from calculus telling me about his work on ultrasound the field I specialize in he asked if we could meet
18:54He seemed alarmed by the results of his research. We had an appointment to meet today
19:02Do you know this man never seen him
19:06Who is it the one and only professor calculus, but then then the man who knocked you out is an imposter, huh?
19:15the same brand
19:16Do you smoke professor? No, I don't these belong to my assistant Boris. He's gone home for a visit to Boduria
19:24Boduria the Thompson's told us about agents. This is all beginning to make sense
19:31Boris, are you sure the timing device hasn't stopped positive? It would be long now
19:41Your assistant must have contacted the board jury and Secret Service and told them about calculus coming to visit
19:51One of their spies knocked you out and waited for the professor to arrive. Oh, I see how it happened
20:00The trouble is what have they done to calculus?
20:11That's it now rid of everybody at once
20:26Over here
20:30Are
20:33You hurt don't think so two more men and a dog
20:43Cuff part
20:47How are the others nothing too serious mostly shock snowy where's snowy
20:54Oh
20:59Good boy
21:07Police we are working an undercover mission here in Switzerland looking for Haddock and Tintin to be precise
21:14We've been incognito to find Tintin and Haddock in Switzerland. I see
21:20Come this way
21:22How spotless you keep your floors absolutely shiny yes, it's just been waxed
21:35Professor calculus, where have you been?
21:38Not at all. I simply missed my train great thundering typhoons. You're safe
21:44You rascal Cuthbert you had us in a right state
21:52Your discovery must be very important professor if the wrong people got hold of it there could be disastrous effects on world peace
22:00Thank you. I'd better be on my way
22:04I'll be back to see you later
22:06gentlemen more visitors for you Thompson and Thompson
22:10Just wanted to check up on you. That's to say have a check up
22:23Blistering barnacles, I'm glad to be out of there. The food was terrible. Oh that reminds me
22:30I wanted to pick up some postcards
22:32Okay, but don't be too long. Yes, of course you can come along. No, no
22:38Our plane leaves at noon
22:41Okay, then wait there. I'll be back soon
22:46Ah
22:47Just two more hours and we'll be on our way home
22:50I can't wait for another nice quiet walk in the countryside
23:01Why is that car just sitting there?
23:08Let's see what's taking the professor so long
23:16Oh
23:17thundering blistering bazookas
23:22The cigarette it's the same kind the bordurian agent smokes
23:28Professor
23:35He's gone
23:46Oh
23:53What do we do now find the bordurian embassy
24:06Look out here comes one
24:12Gotcha bloodthirsty devils
24:16Shh captain, there's the embassy
24:19Oh
24:45Somebody's coming out of the embassy
24:49They got calculus
24:55Captain
25:04That'll teach you to kidnap my friend
25:12They're putting him in a motorboat
25:19Oh
25:27They're after us in the helicopter
25:30We got him
25:47They're gonna pay for that
25:57They're going ashore
25:59Oh
26:30Maniac
26:35You're crazy man, who are you park in the middle of the road, please? This is an emergency our friend has been kidnapped
26:43Get in we've got you there
26:48You in let's go
26:53Bustering barnacles
26:56Oh
27:08Italian drivers
27:19Typhoons
27:22Thank you, sir
27:26Empty
27:30There they are
27:55Oh
28:11Those fools they're going to borduria
28:20Borduria three two one eight
28:25Colonel sponsors office
28:28Yes
28:29I'll tell him
28:31The plane has just left colonel. You were right Tintin and Haddock were on it
28:37Make sure the welcoming committee is at the airport. It has all been arranged sir lieutenant
28:45Yes, colonel. They are not to leave borduria alive
28:56Oh
29:02What sort of place is this you're right captain there's soldiers everywhere
29:16What's wrong snowy oh
29:19He forgot the professor's umbrella
29:21Oh, well, never mind we can get him another one when we get back
29:29Hey
29:31You are Tintin and Haddock. Yes
29:35Good morning, mr. Tintin. I am chronic. This is clumsy
29:39We are assigned to protect you on your visit to borduria. We will escort you to your hotel. Please come with us. I
29:48Think we should do what they say
29:51I
29:58Come on snowy
30:06Come on it's okay. Good boy
30:16Captain look no door handles
30:21Oh welcome to borduria
30:52Hello Tintin, it's me
30:57What are we gonna do
31:01Yes, I'll meet you outside your room
31:07The phone's bound to be tapped
31:16Captain I propose we order a bottle of champagne in honor of our gracious hosts
31:21Champagne since Wendy
31:24Poor captain is your rheumatism acting up again?
31:28Rumored. Oh, yeah
31:30My rheumatism. Well, there's nothing like champagne for that
31:35waiter
31:37Oh
31:49Okay, here's my room I'll stay right out in the corridor good idea in the hall
31:56I'll be right outside
31:59Good
32:02Any problems nah sleeping like a baby
32:08Oh
32:13Guards everywhere
32:29A light bulb
32:37Captain
32:57Blistering barnacles my eardrums
33:08Oh
33:10Let's blend in with the crowd. Oh soldiers everywhere
33:20Colonel Spence the foreigners have escaped find them you incompetent fools
33:26Tomorrow, you'll face a firing squad
33:30You sure you know where you're going? There's gotta be a back door
33:34ding ding
33:36Is that you?
33:38My handsome young man
33:40How wonderful for you to see me perform always a pleasure madam
33:44And I see you have brought a friend captain haddock at your service
33:50charmed
33:51You must join me for a little celebration
33:54Oh
34:03So, mr. Palak you saw the show such a success who wasn't it a headache
34:11madam, I
34:19He wishes to pay his respects
34:22but of course
34:24My admirers they adore me, please. Madam. Don't let him in
34:29My friend and I are in trouble
34:33Coming
34:37Madam
34:40Colonel
34:44Please sit down
34:48What is this
34:50Ah
34:53Stage prop Colonel the magic of the opera. Yes here. Allow me to take your coat
35:02Will you take some refreshment with me Colonel
35:05Oh
35:12Come on Spence, excuse us. We are searching for the foreigners. They are not here. You idiots. That's someplace else
35:22Forgive me madam
35:24They are looking for to escape spies. It sounds most interesting. You must tell me more
35:30Colonel it is a matter of no significance. The spies are after a prisoner being held in the Bakkeen fortress
35:38They will not succeed. Of course only I hold the necessary papers that would secure the prisoners release
35:54Everything seems to be in order
36:00What are you doing
36:02He'll know the rules all papers must be checked. Of course
36:07Commandant, this is major Kaduka Bakkeen fortress. I wish to speak to Colonel spawns. I
36:13Have two men here with papers ordering the release of the foreigner
36:18Yes
36:23Fine gentlemen will release the prisoner immediately
36:30Ah
36:33Colonel I just had major car Duke on the phone sir. He was confirming the release of the foreign scientist fighter
36:44Get back to come the phone. It must not be allowed to leave the fortress
36:53We did it welcome back professor, well, no, I never had the chance to get any postcards
37:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha
37:09We've been found out and we're still an hour from the border
37:15They're gaining on us captain
37:24Ready
37:30You bike riding swabs
38:00You
38:02Oh
38:25You should have told me you couldn't drive this tank you should have asked I think I've got the hang of it now
38:31We're almost there. The border is only two kilometers away
38:40Landmines
38:54Heads proletarians
39:01It's a roadblock, what do we do? We'll go right through
39:31Oh
39:41Good boy, you found the professor's umbrella
39:52What a relief to be home again and with our good friend calculus that reminds me
39:58Where is my umbrella your umbrella?
40:05My umbrella my dear little umbrella and now look I
40:11unscrew the handle and
40:14The microfilm on the plans for my machine. It's gone. Oh
40:19Now I remember where I left it
40:22I
40:26Left it on my bedside table
40:28It's a dangerous weapon because some people could use it for war like ends. There is only one thing to do
40:37Destroy these plans
40:45Blistering barnacles my nerves won't stand much more of you you flaming jack-in-the-box
40:50Chicken pox at your age