WCW Monday Nitro March 18, 1996

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Transcript
00:30Hold on, hold on, hold on, get your headset on.
00:33What do we got going on?
00:34What are we doing now?
00:35Wait a minute, what in the world is going on here?
00:38Heenan, you on?
00:40I can hear you.
00:41Zeke, Zeke.
00:42They're not even going to wait for the introductions here.
00:44They're going to go at it.
00:45This is supposed to be likeness and Lex Luthor opening up here on Nitro.
00:50What in the, what is going on?
00:52I'll tell you exactly what's going on.
00:54That's the giant.
00:55And I know he feels there's only going to be one giant here at WCW.
00:59And I think he resents that other man, likeness,
01:01referring to himself as a giant.
01:03There's a big man.
01:04There's a giant.
01:05You got a half a ton of human being out here hammering away.
01:09It's supposed to be Lugar.
01:11We got music playing.
01:12We got people standing.
01:14Jazz pack, UTC arena.
01:16Hello, everybody, and welcome to the War Zone.
01:19It's WCW, Nitro on TNT, and we're out of control from the get go.
01:25And here comes Lugar.
01:26He's making his way out of the dressing room area.
01:28He's going to have to walk right through these both men.
01:30One of them is his opponent.
01:32Look at Lugar, look at him, he's posing.
01:35We got a Japanese monster movie going on over here.
01:38It's Godzilla versus the Smog Monster.
01:40And then we got Mr. Pretty Boy posing.
01:43Look at this, Lugar walks right by the giant, 7 foot 4, 440 pounds,
01:49hammering away at this monster right now.
01:52Who's the biggest monster?
01:54He's nuts.
01:55Don't do it, it's censored.
01:57It's censored.
01:58Has a habit of bringing out the maniac in everybody.
02:03But this guy, cool, calm, collected the World Television
02:07title on the line here tonight.
02:09One of those, what?
02:11He's one half of the World Tag Team Champions.
02:13He's also the total package.
02:15And he could care less if his opponent's gonna get in the ring or not.
02:18He's gonna stand in there and wait like a professional.
02:20We got a count going here.
02:21We have got a count for Loch Ness.
02:23He is- The bell is rung.
02:25The bell is rung and the official is counting out the Loch Ness.
02:29He is draped over the guardrail like a rhino.
02:33That's it, that's it.
02:34Look at Lugar, is he proud of himself?
02:42He acts like he just won the World Championship.
02:45He didn't even break a sweat.
02:46The title package.
02:51Look at the magnet, Jimmy Hart.
02:53Oh, look at him.
02:55Wait a minute.
02:57Explain that one, Lugar.
02:59Well, I can explain that.
03:00It was a moment of joy, a moment of- I said Lugar.
03:03Excuse me.
03:05He can't explain it.
03:05He's in the ring.
03:06I'm sitting next to him.
03:07I can explain it.
03:08Look at this guy.
03:10You said it, Mungo.
03:11He thinks he just won the World Championship.
03:15Nothing wrong with being proud.
03:17Yeah, how can you be proud of that?
03:19You walked to the ring, I don't know what.
03:21Wait a minute.
03:23No, wait a minute.
03:25Oh, no.
03:27Lugar, what's up with that?
03:30Am I in a roll, or am I in a roll, Bobby?
03:32You're in a roll.
03:33How about it?
03:34The total package, he's never been more ready.
03:36That is a win.
03:37That is the shortest title defense in WCW history.
03:41You're going to call that a win?
03:42Oh, you bet I'll take that win, the shortest win ever in history.
03:46Boy, am I ready.
03:47I'm peaking just at the right time.
03:50That's like winning an NFL football game on a coin, like a coin toss.
03:54You're not going to take that.
03:56You're not going to take that.
03:58Watch out, Hogan.
04:00There's your winner, the total package.
04:05Somebody go get me a bucket.
04:08You believe that?
04:10What?
04:11That is just the best thing that's ever happened to you right there, isn't it?
04:14What?
04:15All right, we have got a standby match coming up.
04:17Steiner brothers are here.
04:19Public enemy, I'll tell you what, don't go away.
04:23We have got some great action coming up, a standby match, right after this.
04:27Who knows what's going to happen?
04:29No.
04:30He's alive.
04:32Welcome back, everyone, to WCW Monday Night Pro Live.
04:37And please welcome my guest at this time, the gentleman later on in tonight's main
04:42event, the Mega Powers, the Macho Man, Randy Savage, and Hulk Hogan.
04:53He's got the red and the blue and the blue and the red and the blue and the blue.
04:58He's got the red and the blue and the blue and the blue and the red and the blue.
05:02He's got the red and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue.
05:06Gentlemen, I tell you, you're talking about a week in World Championship Wrestling,
05:10not only tonight in the Texas Tornado Match, but how about the blockbuster you
05:14made, the announcement last Saturday night, your friend, the Macho Man,
05:18the Mega Powers, together in the Doomsday Cage this Sunday.
05:21Well, you know something, Tony Schiavone,
05:24this place is on fire with Macho Mania and Hulkamania, brother.
05:28Check it out, dude.
05:30But the thing that is the coup de grace is the fact that right now,
05:35we have the upper hand.
05:37After the six-man double strap rubber jack match, brother, last week,
05:41now the Texas Tornado Match, I predict the same momentum on Doomsday
05:46and Uncensored, brother, because I didn't sign Hulk Hogan, dude.
05:50I signed at Mega Powers, and if we go all the way to the top,
05:54we go to the top together, and if we bite the dust, we bite the dust together.
05:59But that's not gonna happen, brother.
06:01Macho Man Randy Savage, from now on,
06:04call Hulk Hogan the dirtiest player in the game, brother.
06:08I like that, yeah.
06:10There's a fine line between hate and love, yeah.
06:18And cold and calloused as we are.
06:21We gotta remind ourselves as Butch Cassidy and
06:24the Sundance Kid, getting ready for Uncensored.
06:28But you know what?
06:29I like the word, and I like the phrase, uncontrolled chaos.
06:35Cuz the tip of the iceberg is gonna happen, nitroglycerin style,
06:40in a little while, yeah.
06:43Absolutely, tonight, the Texas Tornado Match.
06:45But what about what Kevin Sullivan said about Uncensored?
06:48What we like about the Texas Tornado and
06:50Uncensored, brother, is there are no stinking titles on the line.
06:55We're gonna wreak havoc everywhere we go.
06:57And yeah, Tony Schiavone, I heard that demon Kevin Sullivan.
07:02I heard what he said, but I don't care what he comes up with out of the dungeon.
07:07I don't care what comes out of the pot that he's doing.
07:10I don't care if I have to look at the fires down below.
07:14The Macho Man, all these Hulkamaniacs, brother.
07:18At Doomsday, one cage at a time.
07:23Bring all your horses, bring all your men.
07:26Because the mega powers are gonna kick your rear end again, right, Macho?
07:31It's not over till it's over for you guys.
07:35Guess what?
07:36It's over, starting tonight, guaranteed, yeah.
07:41Well, what it is, is what it is, brother.
07:45And what you're gonna do in the Texas Tornado and
07:48Doomsday when Macho and me run wild on you, yeah.
07:53All right, we await that match a little bit later on.
07:56Thank you very much, tonight.
07:59And we'll have our standby match at 30 seconds live on TNT, yeah.
08:11And welcome back.
08:13And no, this isn't any taped and predictable wrestling program.
08:19This is WCW, where the big boys play.
08:23And here we go.
08:25Some blowout tag team action coming your way.
08:28And I'll tell you what, this is going to be a real insane matchup.
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11:50Now, whatever went down tonight and then this weekend coming up,
11:54I mean there's more action here than I've ever seen in my life.
11:58And you talk about action, you were talking about WCW uncensored,
12:00the one event all year long, no replays on television,
12:04not even pictures on television from this event.
12:06It is unsanctioned.
12:08It is unavailable anywhere but on Penn Preview.
12:11Unauthorized, let's say what?
12:13There's only one way to see it, call your local cable company.
12:17end up in that thing anyway.
12:18Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man, Randy Savage, you heard it, but
12:21they opened up Pandora's box.
12:24And hold it, I just got word.
12:26I'll tell you what, we're live here, we just got word.
12:29Dennis Rodman suspended for six games, fined $20,000 for a headbutt.
12:35Sounds to me like Dennis Rodman is getting ready for Uncensored.
12:39You've seen him before at WCW Panther News.
12:41Don't be surprised if Dennis Rodman isn't hooking up with Hulk Hogan.
12:46And he's a very good friend of Hulk Hogan's, you know that.
12:48So Shaquille O'Neal, Mr. T, who knows who's gonna be there?
12:52You'll be reading about it in the USA Today tomorrow, but
12:55you heard it here first.
12:56Well, a guy like me, anything that's got a moniker, Uncensored, I gotta see that.
13:02And break out the broom and the dust mop, baby,
13:05because the Steiners were cleaning house there.
13:08Rocko Rockman, ooh, a little jab to the windpipe.
13:13And he is taking Rick Steiner outside.
13:15Now, it's gonna be interesting to see how Public Enemy positions themselves.
13:19You know they wanna use that table.
13:21They're using chairs now.
13:22They'll use anything.
13:25Look out.
13:28Yep, they'll use any bit of furniture they can get their hands on.
13:31This is where they're at their best.
13:32They're on the floor now.
13:33They're using everything they can get their hands on.
13:35What is that street fight gonna be like with the Legion of Doom, Sting and-
13:39Booker T, as of this Saturday, it is Booker T and Sting in the Chicago Street Fight.
13:45Thanks to Jimmy, the Maggot Heart, and
13:47Luke Booker, who I think had a little bit to do with getting himself out of that
13:50street fight match.
13:52Watch this, watch this.
13:53He got himself into it, man.
13:57Headbutt right into the solar plexus, 180 off that rope.
14:01And I'll tell you what, Rick and Scott Steiner, they have gotta be surprised here.
14:04DDT.
14:06This is getting a little, I'll tell you what,
14:07this is a lot more technical than I thought it would be.
14:09They've done their homework.
14:10It's obvious to me they just haven't laid around and beat people up all week.
14:13They've been watching film, tapes of the Steiners, and they know what to do.
14:17Doing their homework, a potential broken neck of Vernon Darin.
14:23I'll tell you what,
14:24this is a physically challenging, extremely dangerous matchup here.
14:29You get in the ring with the Steiner brothers,
14:30you better hope your health insurance is paid up.
14:33Would hurt to have some life insurance either.
14:35I've never seen the caliber of tag team wrestling we have on the WCW.
14:40You'll never see the caliber of tag team wrestling here at the WCW anywhere else,
14:45anywhere in the world.
14:46I've managed some of the greatest tag teams in my career.
14:49I have never seen so much competition here like we have right now.
14:52I wouldn't even, look at this.
14:53Man, I'll tell you what, probably getting me putting on quite a display here.
14:59They're impressive, they're impressing me.
15:02I'll tell you what, they are wrestling up to the Steiner brothers level.
15:05I thought the Steiner brothers literally would walk through this team one, two, and
15:09that's not happening here.
15:10You're right about that, cuz wrestling's the name of the game.
15:12And I thought Steiner would get them down that mat, they'd rub their face in it,
15:15they'd pull off their shirts, rip off the tape, and stay off the floor.
15:18But no, Public Enemy is making, they're having their way with the Steiner.
15:22They are having their way, and this note coming up later on,
15:25the Nasty Boys are going to be here.
15:28Mugged, we guessed last week, no details.
15:30We tried to get an interview with them, they're not talking.
15:33They will be facing the Road Warriors,
15:35a team that we suspected last week had something to do with the fact that
15:39they got mugged.
15:40Did they, didn't they?
15:41We don't know, maybe we'll find out later on.
15:43Well, your back's turned and the lights go out, baby.
15:45You're not gonna know who did it.
15:47Now, it could be anybody.
15:48It can only be the Road Warriors.
15:49Yeah, we're speculating.
15:50It could be anybody.
15:51It could be Harlem Heat, it could be the Blue Bloods, it could be anybody.
15:54Well, think about it.
15:55Who's got the most to benefit from it?
15:58Everyone.
15:59So much going on in WCW, the World Cruiserweight Championship,
16:03to determine this event taking place on two different continents.
16:06We understand a new wrestler coming to WCW, a former Olympian,
16:10from the 1992 Olympic Winter Games, making his way into WCW.
16:15Did you see that?
16:16Belly to belly, up and over.
16:17Johnny Grudge gets tossed like a bag of potatoes.
16:21And nobody can do it better than- Right down on the top of his head.
16:24Did you see that?
16:25I mean, their necks are gonna hurt tomorrow if they're not in the hospital.
16:29World class athletes coming to WCW, Olympic athletes,
16:33the best wrestlers in the world coming to WCW.
16:36Like I say, we're out of the action.
16:38It's each and every week action going on now, outside of the ring.
16:41That's why he's wearing that headset on his head, to avert those cauliflower ears.
16:46Uh-oh, this is a big- Check it out, he's on the table.
16:48Rick Steiner is laid out.
16:50He got his bell rung, he's on the table.
16:53He's in serious trouble.
16:54He better get out and dodge.
16:56Watch this, watch this.
16:57He's getting ready, that's where he is.
16:58Man!
17:02Talk about a broken back.
17:04And a broken hip, perhaps.
17:07Nobody home, running clothesline.
17:11And- Wow.
17:12This is not even uncensored.
17:14This is censored.
17:16Or something, who knows anymore what's going on here.
17:18Sanctioned.
17:19Sanctioned, thank you.
17:20This is the tip of the iceberg.
17:22And this is the science.
17:23Oh, no.
17:24Uncensored, only on pay-per-view.
17:27Oh, man.
17:29He's not going anyplace, he's there for the duration.
17:31Two, three.
17:33They cleaned house, baby.
17:36They took a beating, and they kept on ticking.
17:40Rock the Rock, we don't know about.
17:43I tell you, Steiner brothers, this is an impressive win for the Steiners.
17:47The public enemy took it to them.
17:49They weren't intimidated by their wrestling knowledge.
17:52They weren't intimidated by their knowledge of suplexes and the strength these men have.
17:56No, they brought out the furniture, they took it to them.
17:59Just a little streak of bad luck there.
18:02All right, let's go to the ring, we're brought to you by Pep Boys, America's automotive super center.
18:09Wow, look at this.
18:11Steiner takes Rocco right off that top rope and just plants him in a manila hat ring.
18:16Rocco over that top rope.
18:17Steiner gets out of the way with the help of his brother.
18:20There's a human being going right through a wooden and steel table.
18:23What is Uncensored going to be like?
18:26Oh, no.
18:27Power pin of the week.
18:30Look at it, he's hurt.
18:31That hurts a little bit, doesn't it?
18:36Steiners aren't done yet.
18:37Here we go.
18:38They're going to drive his, they're going to make a hole in the mat.
18:41He comes right off that top rope with that bulldog.
18:43Doesn't get him real good, but he gets him good enough to drive his head face first.
18:46Talk about a power pin of the week.
18:48This will hold him for a year.
18:49Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man, still to come in the Texas Tornado Match.
18:53Coming up next on Anderson, the Booty Man, a whole lot more.
18:56The hottest show on the planet coming up right after this timeout.
19:01He ain't pretty.
19:14All right, we are back and we are back live.
19:17In case you just joined us, you've missed what a heck of a broadcast thus far.
19:21We opened it up with a match that wasn't scheduled.
19:24The Giant taking on Loch Ness,
19:28who was scheduled to face Lex Luger for the world television title.
19:31That match never got off the ground.
19:33The Giant all over Loch Ness.
19:35He doesn't want to wait until it's censored.
19:37Lex Luger, of course, he took it as a win.
19:40He said, hey, the shortest match in history.
19:42He never broke a sweat.
19:45And then we had the, I'm sorry, then we had that
19:47standby match with the Steiner Brothers, public enemy,
19:50an interview with Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man.
19:52Wow, we are hot.
19:54Well, at least Lex Luger got to get up in the ring and pose a little bit.
19:59Well, McMichaels, you don't get paid by the hour.
20:01You get paid by the victory.
20:02He didn't have to go that long.
20:03The man never made it to the ring.
20:05They countered him up.
20:06He won the match.
20:07Very simple.
20:08Look at this beautiful woman here.
20:11Arn Anderson stepping into the ring to take on the Booty Man,
20:14the man who worked the camp, so to speak,
20:17for the Dungeon of Doom on behalf of Hulk Hogan.
20:21The man who was underground.
20:23The man who reported it all to Hulk Hogan.
20:26And now the man who is going to represent everything that
20:31Diamond Dallas Page has ever laid claim to.
20:35And this Sunday at Uncensored, the Booty Man.
20:39He said this man sacrificed one year of his life for Hulk Hogan.
20:43That shows you the dedication some of these morons have for Hulkamania.
20:48He wasted time as far as I'm concerned.
20:50Listen to this.
20:51If the Booty Man defeats Diamond Dallas Page, it's over for Page.
20:55He loses Kimberly, or the Booty Girl.
20:59Take your pick.
20:59He loses the money.
21:01He loses his career.
21:02He loses it all.
21:04It was trying to be bad.
21:06He's history.
21:07The Booty Man has got the shot at Diamond Dallas Page.
21:10WCW Uncensored exclusively on pay-per-view.
21:14The US title on the line.
21:15Eddie Guerrero taking on the Mexican champion, Conan.
21:19Sting and Booker T.
21:21Bizarre series of circumstances leading up to that tag team combination
21:26to face the Road Warriors in a Chicago Street Fight match.
21:29Man versus woman.
21:30Medusa getting into the ring with Colonel Rob Parker.
21:34That ought to be hot.
21:35The Giant is going to continue what he started here tonight with Loch Ness.
21:39And then it's that four-cage doomsday match.
21:44Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man Randy Savage,
21:46the Mega Powers to step in with Flair, Anderson, Taskmaster, Luger, and who else?
21:53That's what we want to know.
21:54Who else?
21:55And the way I understand it, it's just not four cages side by side.
21:57They're stacked up.
21:58It's like maybe a 10-story building.
22:00You'll never see anything like this.
22:01You have never seen anything like it before.
22:03You will never see anything like it anywhere else.
22:06The Booty Man very confident.
22:10I think Hulkster went a little too far when he said,
22:12just bring anybody on because you know the Taskmaster is going to have a legion,
22:18a troop of people there.
22:20Well, I think after Uncensored, we're going to give a new meaning to March Madness.
22:23You remember last year?
22:24They destroyed concession stands.
22:26They pulled off the porcelain things that are on the wall in the men's room.
22:29We had a match in a truck going down a highway at 55 miles an hour.
22:33You had Flair in a beautiful Christian Dior gown, dress.
22:36Who knows what's going to happen this Sunday?
22:38Irish Rip, Arn Anderson into the turnbuckle.
22:40The Booty Man escapes and the boot is bad.
22:42The Booty Man goes to the lower ribcage and then he bounces the head of Arn Anderson,
22:46double A, off the top turnbuckle, off the middle turnbuckle.
22:50And the Booty Man, who each and every week looks like he's getting in better,
22:54better condition.
22:55This guy is really looking good.
22:58Oh, he's got Hulk Hogan pushing him.
22:59He's got Hulk Hogan talking to him.
23:01Hulk Hogan slapping him on the back.
23:04Obviously, he should get some mouth balls.
23:05Something's been eating at his booty there.
23:09Well, you know Arn Anderson's part of that alliance.
23:12And it would be just apropos if the Booty Man was to take him out tonight,
23:16and we didn't even see him at Uncensored.
23:18Speaking of, we have a woman out here in ringside.
23:20I wonder where the Booty Girl is.
23:24How do you know she's the Booty Girl?
23:25Well, I'm just making a connection here.
23:28Now, you know something you won't tell me.
23:30I don't know anything.
23:30I'm making a connection here.
23:32I'm speculating.
23:33You get to know things.
23:34You hang around the dressing room.
23:35You don't stay in the bathroom all the time like you.
23:37I'm not staying in the bathroom all the time.
23:38I have sinuses.
23:40Going to the midsection.
23:41Big right hand to the top of the head.
23:43And Arn Anderson is right up.
23:45And a kick to the kidney.
23:48Kidney.
23:49The kidney.
23:50Irish Rip into the-
23:51Whoa!
23:52And Anderson said, I think I'm going to take five here.
23:55This is not going the way I was hoping it would go.
23:58The Booty Man takes him outside.
23:59Then a knee to the solar plexus by Arn Anderson.
24:01Anderson takes him into the edge of the ring apron.
24:04And Arn Anderson, you know, Hogan said it.
24:06You know, he thinks he's the dirtiest player in the game.
24:09I've never been one to question Hulk Hogan.
24:11But that title, I think, deservingly belongs to Ric Flair.
24:15And I think he took a lot of lessons from AA Arn Anderson.
24:18Well, I believe this Sunday at Uncensored,
24:19you're going to see a lot of people that want that title
24:21as the dirtiest player in the world.
24:22We may see a side of Hulk Hogan we haven't seen before as well.
24:25Yeah, what did he say?
24:26He said he's the dirtiest player in the game.
24:28He's going to turn into the dirtiest player.
24:31That will be something to see.
24:33Well, as far as you were concerned, yeah, you're right.
24:37Arn Anderson now going after the back.
24:39Going after the lower back of the Booty Man using the ropes.
24:43You know, as focused as Arn Anderson gets in every one of his matches.
24:46Something about tonight, it just seemed like the Booty Man took over.
24:49He came here, the place erupted.
24:50Everyone here was standing, screaming, the smokes, the lights.
24:54Arn Anderson's never got himself going.
24:57Well, I've seen him twice on Nitro now, the Booty Man.
25:00And he's cleaned house both times.
25:02And that's including Arn Anderson in the ring.
25:04Arn Anderson now with an arm fist,
25:06trying to hyperextend the left elbow of the Booty Man.
25:08The Booty Man behind in a perfect position to try to throw on a sleeper, perhaps.
25:13But Arn Anderson, able to work the arm and the shoulder over the top,
25:16goes in for a hammerlock body slam, trying to dislocate the elbow or the shoulder.
25:22And he thinks it's over.
25:24The Booty Man in tremendous physical condition.
25:27I doubt he has been able to wear the Booty Man down at this early stage of the contest.
25:33And he did not.
25:34Booty Man with a shot to the midsection.
25:39Irish whip sets up.
25:41Power body slam.
25:42Well, he handled Arn there with ease.
25:44You're right, Bobby.
25:45I think Arn is discombobled.
25:46The Booty Man's got him out of his game.
25:48You know, speaking about another person that's discombobled, it's Diamond Dallas Page.
25:53The man had to sell his jewelry.
25:54He had to spend half his time in pawn shops.
25:57He had to sell his trunks, his tights.
25:59He just re-pulled his car.
26:00He lost Kimberly.
26:01Hey, wait a minute.
26:02Wait a minute.
26:05The crowd reacting.
26:07Oh, look at this.
26:08Woman's taking her shoe off.
26:09Woman's going for her shoe.
26:12What she got in there?
26:13Or is she just gonna let him use it on him like they did Hulkster that time?
26:17Oh, wait a minute.
26:17She, oh, you see, gentlemen, you don't understand something.
26:20Wait a minute.
26:21This is her turf.
26:22This is woman turf and no other woman invades it.
26:26The Booty Man, he's heading out.
26:28Arn Anderson.
26:30Yeah, but what's going on out here?
26:32They had something going.
26:33Booty Man jumps in the middle, trying to keep woman off of Kimberly.
26:38And Arn Anderson takes advantage of it.
26:41Goes after the Booty Man.
26:42He's back in a ring and he's more fired up than ever.
26:46Knee right to the skull.
26:47He's on it.
26:48One, two, three.
26:49Yes, the diamond crown.
26:51Nobody would have guessed that.
26:53No, no, no.
26:54The Booty Man.
26:54Oh, yeah.
26:56The Booty Man, heads up move.
26:58Took advantage of the situation.
27:02Not only saved the Booty Girl.
27:05That's right.
27:06He did go outside the ring and play Sordella out there.
27:09You might have something there with the Booty Girl.
27:11Oh, yeah.
27:12Talk about taking advantage of a great opportunity.
27:15And we'll be back with a whole lot more wrestling action.
27:20The Road Warriors.
27:22The Steiner Brothers.
27:24The hottest show each and every Monday night.
27:27And the 90s.
27:28Right after this.
27:29Hey, coming up this Saturday, WCW Saturday night.
27:33The hottest show each and every weekend.
27:35Coming up, the Road Warriors take on Public Enemy.
27:38Sting versus Earl Robert Eaton.
27:41The World Television title on the line.
27:42Lex Luger to take on Brad Armstrong.
27:45Eddie Guerrero in action against Alex Wright.
27:48Don't miss that one.
27:49And the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, battles against Sergeant Craig Pittman.
27:54All that action coming your way.
27:5605 Eastern and only on TBS.
28:01Thank you very much.
28:06Oh, yeah.
28:06Here we go.
28:07Jam-packed capacity crowd as they get ready.
28:13And we get ready to rumble on.
28:17Well, you can keep the pencil and paper down.
28:18You're not going to learn anything from this match either.
28:21No textbook wrestling here.
28:23This is going to be a riot.
28:24The countdown to WCW Uncensored continue.
28:29The doomsday match.
28:31Four cages.
28:33Nobody knows how many men.
28:35The alliance to end Hulkamania against the mega powers of Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man,
28:42Randy Savage.
28:43The Chicago Street Fight featuring these men.
28:45The Road Warriors against Sting and Booker T.
28:49A man versus woman.
28:50Medusa taking on Colonel Parker.
28:53This, and hey, like we said a few moments ago, in case you just joined us, the hot news.
28:58A news flash.
28:58You'll read about it tomorrow in USA Today.
29:01But you heard it here first.
29:02Hey, we've been scooped the 11 o'clock news, man.
29:05Dennis Rodman suspended for six games.
29:09Fined $20,000.
29:11He's a good friend of Hogan's.
29:12We saw him at best at the feast.
29:14Who knows if he's going to be, he may be warming up for us.
29:16That was no headbutt either.
29:18The referee should get out of the way when he's talking.
29:21And Rodman may have nothing to do Sunday.
29:22Who knows?
29:23And here we go.
29:25Here you go.
29:25He didn't get on the edge of your seat and put down the Metamucil, baby.
29:29Because you're fixing to see some brawling.
29:33Look at this.
29:34These guys are taped up.
29:36Bandaged up.
29:37Put together with.
29:40Oh man, alive.
29:43Shoulders taped up.
29:44Ribs taped up.
29:45The nasty boys.
29:46They did take a beating last week.
29:48Well, we got, we got ammo.
29:50He's up over the top rope.
29:52He's in trouble.
29:53The nasty boys.
29:55Brian Knobs.
29:56He unloads a double fledge off the ring.
30:00All right.
30:01We got chaos outside of the ring, but unfortunately.
30:03Whoa!
30:04Into that bad shoulder.
30:05And we've got to take a break and we'll be back right after this.
30:09Oh my God.
30:10Oh, I love it.
30:12So, hey, there's a headbutt.
30:14$20,000.
30:15Come on.
30:16Come on, hit him.
30:16I don't care who wins this one.
30:18Pound on him.
30:19What's the matter, Bucky?
30:21Can't get your ass out of that chair.
30:23Looking for something different.
30:25Here's something that'll blow you away.
30:28It's WCW Uncensored.
30:30It's unsanctioned.
30:32Unauthorized.
30:35And unbelievable.
30:38WCW Uncensored.
30:40Sunday, March 24th.
30:41Live only on pay-per-view.
30:44All right, we are back and we are back live.
30:48The Nasty Boys fighting for their lives, so to speak, against the Road Warriors.
30:54Running clothesline by Hawk.
30:56And this one is physical.
31:00And still to come, the main event.
31:02Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man.
31:04Randy Savage in that Texas Tornado match with the World Heavyweight Champion,
31:08Ric Flair and the Taskmaster.
31:11And Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man.
31:13Randy Savage has to be looking forward to this Sunday at Uncensored.
31:18Hogan, he gets to get in there.
31:22Oh, his ribs are hurting right now.
31:24He's grabbing those ribs, baby.
31:25He's grabbing them.
31:26The Taskmaster, Lex Luger.
31:28Randy Savage, he gets his hands on the Nature Boy, Ric Flair.
31:34The first five minutes of this match.
31:36The first minute of this match.
31:37He's been rubbing this Elizabeth thing in his face for a long time.
31:41And a chair to the top of the head.
31:45Well, I see why Lex Luger ran from that Chicago street fight now.
31:49Oh, another chair to the top of the head.
31:52They're just warming up to the street fight.
31:54Yeah, Lex Luger was smart enough not to get in the ring with this, I tell you that.
31:58At least the boy's got some intelligence.
32:00Well, that happened because of Jimmy Hart and that power of attorney.
32:04But, hey.
32:05That blamed Lex Luger for everything.
32:06The man's an athlete.
32:08Well, you saw what happened up in the ring.
32:09Jimmy Hart jumped on him and he did a right thing.
32:12He's going to distance himself from that.
32:14I'll tell you what.
32:15When Animal lays a shoulder tackle on you, you know you've been hit.
32:20The Nasty's are not 100%.
32:22For them to come out taped up and wrapped like that,
32:25to let the Road Warriors know that they're hurt or something.
32:28I don't know how they do it.
32:29They're either that dumb or they got that much guts.
32:31Well, it was last week.
32:32We were wondering, was it the Road Warriors who tried to put the Nasty Boys out?
32:36Or was it the Steiners who put them out?
32:38They're trying to take advantage of the opportunity
32:41and get in there with the Road Warriors.
32:42I got to tell you, based on this matchup,
32:45looking to me like there's a lot of revenge taking place
32:48or attempted revenge on the part of the Nasty Boys.
32:51But you can't tell.
32:52From my sources, I've learned that Gene Orkerlin talked to them
32:54and they refused to talk.
32:55They said, this is personal.
32:57We'll handle it ourselves.
32:58So who knows who did it?
32:59They're not saying.
33:00I don't know.
33:01Want to say hello to Gene Orkerlin.
33:02He is sitting home with a bad case of the flu.
33:06And we hope to have him back next week.
33:09Oh, he's got the sniffles.
33:11Look at this.
33:14They are digging in deep here.
33:16This is survival.
33:22He got real nasty with the nasty there.
33:26Hamstring.
33:27Thank you very much.
33:28Double sledge.
33:29The groin muscles.
33:32Double sledge to the kidneys now.
33:34Animal in there with Brian Nobbs.
33:35Brian Nobbs, definitely not 100%.
33:38But giving it 100%, nonetheless.
33:43Body slam.
33:45And I'll tell you what, it takes great timing,
33:49a whole lot of muscle to get Brian Nobbs over.
33:51Nobbs able to roll the shoulder.
33:53What is Sting going to do in that street match?
33:55He knows they want to take his head off.
33:57Can he trust Booker T?
33:58I don't know.
33:59I'm not sure.
34:00I want to know, Bobby, what Sting is thinking
34:02after seeing that little maggot, Jimmy Hart,
34:05jump into Luger's arms at the head of this broadcast.
34:07Well, Jimmy came out to give us support,
34:09but Luger pushed him away.
34:10I know that at first he picked him up and held him.
34:12It was just a reaction.
34:15Devastating clothesline.
34:18And Zag's on the receiving end of the save.
34:21There hasn't been any legal tags.
34:23There hasn't been any great tag team work in the corner.
34:25It's just been a fight out here.
34:27It's been like a Chicago street fight.
34:29No, no, no.
34:30It hasn't been.
34:30Well, that's good.
34:31It hasn't even been close.
34:32He's still got all their stuff on him.
34:33That's right.
34:34In a Chicago street fight, baby, they can pin him anywhere
34:37in the arena.
34:38The fans better get out of the way.
34:40They might be pinning him on the stairs.
34:42Or they might just drag him out back
34:43and take him in the parking lot.
34:44They may drag him all the way to Chicago.
34:46Who knows what they might do?
34:47Hey, wait a minute.
34:48Rick Steiner.
34:48What is this?
34:49Rick Steiner coming up.
34:50And here comes Scottie.
34:51And Scott Steiner.
34:53And now this is what I mean.
34:54What is up here?
34:55The Nasty Boys going after them.
34:58Oh, immediately.
35:00Now, what could have happened?
35:02That made them run out and jump the Nasty's now.
35:05Big forearm by Brian Knobs.
35:07And look at, oh!
35:09Animal had his armpad and tattooed him with it.
35:13Another cheap shot.
35:14And a three count.
35:17I think two.
35:18I think Animal has found him a weapon there.
35:21He's used it twice now for the count out.
35:24They're getting ready for uncensored.
35:26The picture becoming clearer.
35:31Sting.
35:31Sting.
35:32Take a good look, Sting.
35:33You've got one week left with your career.
35:36Maybe.
35:38We have got a three-way war going on in the tag team scene here
35:46at World Championship Wrestling.
35:49Look at this.
35:50Now coming off that top rope.
35:53Hung out to dry.
35:55Bad ribs and all.
35:56Hawk drives him off that ring apron onto the steel rail.
36:00Really favoring those ribs.
36:02Now look here, as Chris Berman would say,
36:04back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
36:06That's a four-sacker.
36:07He went out of here.
36:08Animal taking it to Knobs.
36:10There's your winner right there.
36:12The Legion of Doom.
36:13What is this street fight going to be like?
36:17Coming up next, the main event, Texas Tornado Match.
36:23The World Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair,
36:25and the Taskmaster to take on Hulk Hogan
36:28and the Nacho Man, Randy Savage.
36:30This is one you don't want to miss it.
36:34WCW Nitro, the way to go.
36:40Coming up this Sunday, March 24th, 7 p.m. Eastern,
36:44live and only on pay-per-view, WCW Uncensored.
36:48You won't see any portion of this event
36:51broadcast anywhere.
36:53Not pictures, not replays, nothing.
36:56Only one way to see it.
36:57Unsanctioned, uncensored, unbelievable,
37:01and only on pay-per-view.
37:05And I love this event.
37:07And here we are, Heaton.
37:08We are live.
37:10We are on Nitro.
37:11And we are coming up to the Texas Tornado Match.
37:14You know what that means?
37:15All four men in the ring at once.
37:17There are no rules.
37:18Just stand back and let them go at it.
37:21Well, I can't imagine Uncensored being any more
37:24than this was tonight, but it will be.
37:27That's unbelievable.
37:28It will be.
37:29Trust me.
37:30I'm wearing leather or vinyl and a hard hat.
37:33Something.
37:33I'm going to be protected.
37:34You always do that.
37:35I always do that.
37:38I've seen you walk around with a hard hat
37:39every time I've known you.
37:41Here he comes.
37:41The Nature Boy, Ric Flair.
37:43The world heavyweight champion with women.
37:47And the deviant that started it all, the Taskmaster.
37:54Kevin Sullivan.
37:56He has abandoned his family.
37:58They've abandoned him.
37:59He only can care about one thing right now,
38:01and that is the elimination of Hulk Hogan and all his heroes.
38:06You know what?
38:07But I think Hogan, in all of his confidence,
38:12the adrenaline running through his veins,
38:17may have got himself in trouble at Uncensored
38:19because he opened the door.
38:21He said, Sullivan, Taskmaster, bring anybody you want.
38:25And the depth of this guy's Dungeon of Doom, that scares me.
38:31Every deviant in the world could be answering
38:34Kevin Sullivan's phone call.
38:35Well, it's like that line in Blazing Saddles, baby.
38:39Bugs, punks, thugs, vipers, snipers.
38:43It doesn't matter.
38:45Here we go.
38:46Weren't you sitting around the campfire there?
38:48I thought I saw you.
38:49He knocked out the horse.
38:50No, that was in a bar outside of Chicago.
38:52That was a concert.
38:53There he goes.
38:53I was there that night.
38:54There he goes.
38:55He's got his mind in the bathroom again.
38:58Hulk Hogan, the macho man, Randy Savage, the mega powers,
39:03going after the world heavyweight champion of the ninja warrior,
39:06Ric Flair, the Taskmaster.
39:07And off comes the shirt.
39:08Off comes the headband.
39:10And out comes the most powerful force in the universe,
39:14Hulk Hogan.
39:18Body drop and one ride.
39:19The macho man, Randy Savage, going after the Taskmaster.
39:22And Savage looks to me like he's throwing more punches
39:24than Mike Tyson did to Frank Bruno.
39:26Flair's out on the floor right to the eye.
39:31Oh, no, Mr. Flair.
39:33Flair going outside.
39:35Hogan.
39:37Hogan is ready.
39:38Hogan is ready for Uncensored.
39:41But is he ready for whomever the Taskmaster
39:44and the Dungeon of Doom is going to bring into the four cages?
39:49The Alliance.
39:50Who will it be to end Hulk Hogan?
39:54Well, don't count Kevin Sullivan out.
39:56His mind's working constantly.
39:57When you go to bed, he's up.
39:59And when you get up, he's been up.
40:00He's thinking constantly.
40:01Who knows what that man will come up with?
40:03But Hogan has faced them all.
40:05Hogan has faced them all.
40:06Who is left?
40:07But Eric, you know as well as anybody,
40:09the law of averages have to catch up to you.
40:11The man's nothing more than a human being.
40:13He's flesh and bone.
40:14And this is Uncensored coming up.
40:16Irish whip into the guardrail and then into the ring post.
40:19And another entry guard invasion.
40:21He's taking them all on, but not all at the same time.
40:26The Doomsday Cage Match, never before in the history of wrestling
40:29have you seen anything like it.
40:31You know, I wouldn't be surprised if someone's thrown out of that cage,
40:34maybe lands 70, 80 feet down on the ground.
40:37There could be careers ended here.
40:39You're gonna get a bunch of meat wagons to park outside
40:41and keep the red lights running.
40:43This crowd on their feet again,
40:45as they are each and every week.
40:48And on goes the 13-time World Heavyweight Champion.
40:52The Wright Brothers would have been proud of that at Kitty Hawk, baby.
40:55That was a long flight.
40:57You know, I gotta say one thing.
40:59Hogan isn't Hogan.
41:00He came out here tonight.
41:01He didn't stop.
41:02He didn't back off.
41:03He didn't even try to make this into a tag match.
41:05He's just been after Ric Flair.
41:07He is good to go, and he is all over the Nature Boy.
41:10I really thought it would be Savage on the Nature Boy,
41:13given what the Nature Boy has been doing with Miss Elizabeth,
41:16just rubbing Savage's face to the fact that she took half of everything he owned.
41:20You heard her a couple of weeks ago.
41:22She says, I want half of everything he's ever gonna own,
41:24which reminds me, where is Miss Elizabeth?
41:26Look at this.
41:27Double your pleasure, double your action,
41:30double your excitement on Nitro.
41:32What great camera work by our crack crew here.
41:36There must have been a big blue light special down at the mall
41:40when Elizabeth was down there chopping, baby.
41:42She would never do something like that.
41:43She has designer's commitment.
41:44Never mind about baffling.
41:46Where is she, though?
41:47Where is she?
41:48You heard her.
41:48She said it.
41:49When things are going good for you, Randy, I'll be right behind you,
41:53meaning she's got her palm out looking for half of everything he's got.
41:56And when things are going bad, I'll be there too.
42:00Those were her exact words.
42:02As you'd be behind him, all right, looking for the soft spot to stick the knife in.
42:06Or maybe just a nice shove down the stairs.
42:08That can work.
42:10Anything could happen here on Nitro.
42:14And Hulk Hogan going after the Taskmaster.
42:17And he turns, nails in a double noggin.
42:21Well, I'll tell you what's happening here.
42:23The Mega Powers are mopping the floor with these boys.
42:26It's been all one-sided since this bell rang.
42:28I haven't really seen Flair or the Taskmaster really get them where they want them.
42:33Like I said earlier, who knows?
42:35Maybe Dennis Rodman will be there.
42:37Like I said, suspended for six games.
42:39He's got some time on his hands.
42:41He's a good friend of Hogan's.
42:42He's a big fan of WWE and Nitro's.
42:45You just never know.
42:47Well, the worm better not come up in the broadcast area or I'll knock him out.
42:52I'll have to mention that to him if he shows up.
42:54And we want him to be here because we love Dennis Rodman.
42:58Well, I don't know about that.
43:00Of course, if he shows up, Madonna may show up and then it could get fun.
43:06And we have got all four men in the ring.
43:08Ivory Trippin, now the Nature Boy,
43:10Ric Flair fighting off the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
43:14Hogan again with a boot to the midsection.
43:15Look at Hogan, he's the only one standing.
43:17I mean, knocking Flair around, the Taskmaster's down, Savage is down.
43:23Hogan gets his shot at Arn Anderson.
43:25Don't you forget, Arn Anderson has defeated
43:28Hulk Hogan twice in the last several weeks here on Nitro.
43:34Well, now I see why they call it a Texas Tornado match
43:37because this has been, oh, this has been nothing but a whirling dervish.
43:42Figure four.
43:46Hogan has the Taskmaster, Taskmaster in trouble.
43:50But Flair's left that figure four on Savage and he's got him in the middle of that ring.
43:54The Macho Man, Randy Savage, trying to fight off the Nature Boy, Ric Flair.
43:57Now the Hulkster's got their figure four on.
44:00Two figure fours, all four men in the ring.
44:02Who's gonna give it up first?
44:05Savage will never give, we know that.
44:07You're gonna have to be lucky and get a pin on this man.
44:09He will never give up.
44:11As far as Kevin Sullivan, you can torture him all day and night.
44:14He likes it.
44:14Gut check, gut check.
44:17Who has got the stamina?
44:20Who can endure the pain?
44:23And a reversal, we've got a reversal, we've got a reversal.
44:27The Nature Boy, Ric Flair, in trouble.
44:29He released it, had to.
44:31You got to admit, he did.
44:33Macho's got heart, baby.
44:34He always has and he always will.
44:36Whoa, whoa.
44:41And it looks to me like Rodman won't be the only one paying a fine tonight.
44:48Thou shalt not touch thy referee.
44:51Give me a tricycle to direct traffic in that ring.
44:53You're in the mood to write a check.
44:57At least he didn't headbutt it.
44:59Yeah, it wasn't a headbutt.
45:00We do have a little control here in WCW.
45:04Reverse knife, head chop to the top of the chest.
45:06Ooh, the Macho Man bites the ring post bad.
45:11That hurts big time.
45:13This is good stuff.
45:14I don't know which match to watch down there.
45:17The one on the floor or the one up in the ring?
45:19All right, we are closing down here.
45:20We are approaching 10 o'clock, but we are going to stay with this thing.
45:24We are committed.
45:25The C in WCW stands for commitment.
45:29We will stay with this thing as long as we can.
45:32It also must stand for clockwise because we could be here all night.
45:36If we need to be, we will be.
45:38Oh, and the Taskmaster put Macho up on that guardrail like yesterday's laundry.
45:45Flair don't really know what to do right now.
45:48Hogan baited him.
45:49Flair comes out.
45:51Hogan nails him.
45:52And now the Ninja Barbaric Slayer reverses it.
45:54He's got Hogan in the corner.
45:55Nothing happening.
45:56Nothing.
45:59Look at Hogan's eyes.
46:00He's not all there.
46:01He's lost it.
46:02He's fighting for everything.
46:04No, he didn't.
46:04He is all there.
46:06That's the point.
46:07He is all there.
46:08Well, he doesn't look all there to me.
46:10He looks nuts.
46:10He looks crazy.
46:11I've never seen him look like that.
46:13Well, you've got to go tit for tat, baby.
46:16How do you think everybody's treating Hulkamania?
46:19Wild and crazy.
46:20He better get in that same alley, Randy.
46:24The Taskmaster with a boot to the chops.
46:28He jacks the jaw of the Macho Man, Randy Savage,
46:31and then takes him across town over the top turnbuckle.
46:36Savage has taken a beating.
46:38Look at his arm.
46:38It's still heavily wrapped.
46:39He's been thrown into that ring post.
46:41He's been thrown to the guardrails.
46:45The Taskmaster.
46:47Let me tell you, friends, if you enjoy a good pummeling,
46:51watching somebody getting beat down like a dog,
46:54you'll like this match.
46:57What is going to happen this Sunday?
46:59Again, the big question not only is what is it going to be like?
47:04Four cages never in the history of our sport.
47:07Has anybody seen anything like that?
47:09Exactly.
47:10That's not only, that's the biggest question.
47:12That's the biggest question.
47:13The biggest question is who is Kevin Sullivan going to bring
47:18to this demented party of his?
47:20Who?
47:21I asked him earlier.
47:22I said, Kevin, is it just going to be you four?
47:24And he looked at me, and one eye turned to me, and he went.
47:27Yeah, one eye turned to you, and the other one rolled back at his skull.
47:30That's right.
47:31And I don't like that kind of a laugh.
47:33I got goosebumps.
47:35He's going to turn over every rock in America
47:38and pull every goon and ghoul out he can.
47:41Look at, look at, he sends the Nature Boy Ric Flair about 15 feet into the air,
47:47and then it's up to the eyes, puts some weight to the action.
47:49The Nature Boy Ric Flair's-
47:50Got the shoe from Woman.
47:52Woman's out there, and gave him the shoe, and it did.
47:56Another cheap shot.
47:59Another cheap shot.
48:01Going after the eye.
48:04And that eye's been damaged before.
48:06He knows that he's the one that did it.
48:07One, two, and he just bench presses Flair up.
48:11Like a 135-pound warm-up set.
48:14Now, here's where that adrenaline starts going to Hulk Hogan.
48:16He heard the Hulkamaniacs.
48:18He felt the yellow and red running through his veins.
48:20This is where he's at his worst.
48:22This is where he's at his most dangerous.
48:24And this is where Arne Anderson has to come to help.
48:26Arne Anderson out there.
48:27Arne Anderson is out.
48:28A stare down between Hulk Hogan and the Nature Boy Ric Flair.
48:30The Macho Man Randy Savage hammering away on the Taskmaster.
48:33Hogan going after Flair.
48:35Arne Anderson is out.
48:36He doesn't know it.
48:37He has got to keep his eye on Arne Anderson.
48:41Oh, no.
48:44Drifts him up.
48:46That's a Four Horsemen special there.
48:48You bet it is.
48:50And nobody does it better than Double A.
48:52Wait a minute.
48:53Who is that out there?
48:55That's Pillman.
48:56Pillman is out again.
48:58Pillman is out.
48:59The psychopath is loose.
49:01And who's he after?
49:03Pillman is out again.
49:04He takes a chair.
49:08Somebody needs to put a muzzle on that dog.
49:11That man definitely needs shock treatment.
49:13Pillman is out.
49:14And he is a chair fest, slug fest, chaos.
49:19I'll tell you what.
49:20I'm losing it here.
49:21Well, they're losing it too out there.
49:23Everyone's fighting for their lives right now.
49:25Go ahead, Hulkster.
49:26Take his head off.
49:27Pillman going after the Macho Man.
49:29Sullivan going after Pillman.
49:31Hogan going after anybody drawing a breath.
49:35What is on social going to be like?
49:36They're ringing the bell, but they don't care.
49:39It means nothing to them.
49:40You can ring it all you want.
49:43Pillman is out.
49:45The Loose Cannon himself is out.
49:50This maniac with a surprise attack here.
49:56Wait a minute.
49:57The Booty Man.
49:58The Booty Man out now.
49:59He's got some backup.
50:01We have got a war.
50:03Stay with us.
50:04We're going to stay with the action.
50:06Pillman, Savage going after each other.
50:15I'll tell you what.
50:16What is around?
50:17Oh, my gosh.
50:20What?
50:21Who is that?
50:26Look at that, man.
50:28They get bigger and uglier as they come.
50:31Oh, my gosh.
50:33Oh, my gosh.
50:35Oh, look at these two.
50:37Is this the backup he was talking about?
50:40It has to be.
50:42It has to be.
50:43Look at the size of these two monsters.
50:51Just think about that cage.
50:53Think if they're going to get in that cage.
50:54They locked the door.
50:56Four cages, four stories in the air.
50:59Look at this psycho.
51:00Look at the size of this guy.
51:08Kevin Sullivan, you've outdone yourself.
51:10You've gone to ghouls or us.
51:14That's right, Mega Powers.
51:15Just wait for Uncensored, baby.
51:17Just wait.
51:19Hogan.
51:20What is that?
51:21Savage.
51:22The Booty Man.
51:25Do something about it.
51:27Come on.
51:28Yeah.
51:31He's-
51:32Hogan is leading with Savage.
51:36The cowards have turned tail.
51:38What did they get?
51:39Those two flies.
51:42That's got nothing to do with it, Hayden.
51:44They've got a match scheduled and they're gonna do that.
51:48They don't need this right now.
51:50Oh, shut up, Michaels.
51:51I see fear in their eyes.
51:53I see fear in their speech.
51:54I see fear in their bodies.
51:56And I don't blame them.
51:57Look at that man.
51:58Look at him, Uncensored.
51:59One word comes to mind.
52:03Uncensored.
52:06Tony Schiavone.
52:08Good luck.
52:10Eric, Bobby Mongo.
52:12We've seen a lot of things here on Nitro.
52:14But continuing to come up with the shockers.
52:17Look at the size of these two men.
52:19And I guess you were right when you said last Saturday,
52:21we're gonna play the very last Trump card at Uncensored.
52:24We're playing the last Trump.
52:26You see, Hogan, when you decided to bring your best friend into death row,
52:35we just upped the ante.
52:36I was after thieves, beggars, cutthroats, lowlifes,
52:42and people that would end this thing that is known as Hulkamania.
52:48You witnessed the very first of it tonight.
52:53You know, Savage, earlier tonight, baby,
52:55you said you and Hulk Hogan were like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
53:00I said, no, baby.
53:01You're more like Dummer and Dummer.
53:04And you're gonna find it all out at Uncensored.
53:09Hogan, wherever you are, wherever you might be,
53:16remember, the next time you see this, it'll be in the pockets of this.
53:24Do something about it.
53:26Come on, Hulk.
53:28Look at it.
53:30No rules.
53:32Anything goes.
53:33Watch, Hogan.
53:34This is how it goes.
53:40Big Brother Booty, some might perceive that you finessed your way into taking my unbeaten
53:48record on Monday night and putting a blemish on it.
53:51But, Hogan, when you decided to snake Savage in the back door, we just did.
53:58One-upsmanship.
54:00As you look around you, just when you thought they couldn't get any bigger or any badder
54:05or more vicious, you take all your finesse and you mix it in with unadulterated violence.
54:12And at Uncensored, we're gonna make you slow bleed.
54:17Hogan, as the spider said to the fly, welcome to the cage.
54:24Everybody in the world knows this man and what he did to you in the late 80s.
54:31Hogan, my whole mission in life was to find this.
54:37The problem I had with the horseman is over.
54:41The only problem you have now is finding a hospital bed for you and Savage.
54:48And by the way, the Wolverine is back.
54:54Macho Man.
54:57Macho Man, in closing, when we put you and Hogan in the hospital, I'll bring Elizabeth
55:07to see you after she rides Facebook all night long.
55:16Gentlemen, only thing I can say, this is the alliance to end Hulkamania.
55:20And all these gentlemen, plus maybe many more, will be in the cage this Sunday.
55:24Eric, back to you.
55:26This is incredible.
55:28The developments here tonight leading into what is without question the most unpredictable
55:35pay-per-view in the industry today, WCW Uncensored.
55:41These guys, I mean, these are the two biggest human beings I have ever laid eyes on.
55:45But do you realize it?
55:47We're almost done with Hogan.
55:49One more week.
55:50We're almost done with Hogan.
55:52And you don't tell me that those men in the Dungeon Doom can't do it?
55:56Hogan, it's over.
55:58It is over for you.
56:00Next Sunday, it's bye-bye, Hulkster.
56:02You and all your Hogan heroes.
56:05Turn off that broken record.
56:07Join us WCW Saturday night, 6 o'clock Eastern,
56:10for more updates as we count down to Uncensored this Sunday.
56:15Oh, my God.

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