WCW Monday Nitro: March 11, 1996
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00:00Welcome once again to the war zone.
00:29WCW Nitro Live on TNT.
00:34And we're coming to you from Winston-Salem.
00:38A capacity crowd on hand.
00:41We have a new World Television Champion.
00:44You'll see him in action.
00:46The Road Warriors take on the Nasty Boy.
00:50And the highly anticipated, much talked about,
00:53six-man double strap match.
00:56You're gonna see it all here tonight.
00:58You're gonna see it live on the number one,
01:01the hottest wrestling program each and every week
01:05right here on TNT.
01:07I'm Eric Bischoff.
01:09Steve McMichael.
01:10The Cafe.
01:12And of course, Bobby the Brain, Eden.
01:14And we do have a hot one tonight, Eden.
01:16Oh, we do.
01:16Talk about lumberjacks all around the ring.
01:19They all got straps.
01:20Six men in the ring, they all got straps.
01:22This is gonna be one beating nobody's gonna like.
01:25This is a prelude to Uncensored.
01:27We'll be talking a lot more about that.
01:29But you've got Hulk Hogan.
01:30You've got the booty man.
01:31You've got the macho man, Randy Savage.
01:33Lumberjacks all around the ring.
01:35Straps.
01:36This one is gonna be a little exciting, Mongo.
01:40Well, earlier in the year, Hulk Hogan,
01:43the Dungeon of Doom was getting the best of him, baby.
01:45You just gotta admit that.
01:46But now he's got some help.
01:48And now he's got some leather straps.
01:50And for all you little kiddies that's
01:51never been behind that wood chin and your daddy pounding on you,
01:55you're gonna find out what it's like.
01:57They're gonna get whipped tonight, my friend.
01:59I promise you that.
02:00You're gonna find out what it's like WCW style.
02:02But right now, let's get down to the ring.
02:07Hacksaw Jim Duggan making his way to the ring.
02:09And I'll tell you what, Duggan has got his work cut out for him.
02:12Duggan is stepping into the ring with the giant,
02:15without question, the biggest man in this sport today, bar none.
02:23You know something, Bishop?
02:24He's probably the biggest man in any sport, bar none.
02:27Over 7 feet 4, 400 and some odd pounds.
02:31There's nobody bigger.
02:33Yeah, but let me tell you something, my friend.
02:35If you were watching this Saturday,
02:37the giant tried to come in on that.
02:39They had a few straps in the ring Saturday.
02:41The giant come walking down the aisle.
02:43Jim Duggan jumps up in his face.
02:45And he beat him to the dressing room.
02:47Stomped him into the dressing room.
02:49And I hope the same thing happens tonight.
02:52Well, we're gonna find out, of course.
02:54As we know, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, from that long line
02:57of Irish tape fist champions, we'll
03:00be talking about that in just a minute.
03:01But get a load of this athlete.
03:04There is no question.
03:06You wonder why they say WCW, where the big boys play.
03:10There's one, just one of the reasons right there.
03:137 foot 4 inches plus, 440 pounds, without question,
03:20one of the biggest, most powerful men
03:22in this sport on this planet.
03:25Oh, folks, you've got to see this guy in person
03:28to appreciate how humongous he is.
03:31Because Jimmy Hart is no small man.
03:33And look at him.
03:34He looks like a munchkin standing next to him.
03:37By small man.
03:38In some ways, he's a very small man.
03:40But the Weasel would have more to say about that than me.
03:45Well, you know, Duggan's the kind of a guy,
03:47he likes to tape his fists.
03:48He'll tape him any chance he gets.
03:50He'll knock you down.
03:51He'll pick you up.
03:52He'll hit you again.
03:53He'll cheap shot you.
03:54He is taking care of business.
03:56And he is hammering away on this giant.
03:59And you talk about a guy who is not a small man,
04:01you're talking about Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
04:03This guy who used to play for the Atlanta Falcons,
04:05using those shoulders very effectively.
04:07But right now, to absolutely no avail,
04:11this man is too big, too strong, and just too powerful.
04:15He's just having no effect on the giant.
04:17I think he was kind of peeved off on Saturday
04:20that Duggan might have got the best of him down the aisle.
04:22Well, you know, Duggan's a 300-pound man.
04:24He's 6 feet 4.
04:25But he looks like an average guy.
04:27He looks like Bob Newhart, a guy about 5'7", 160 pounds,
04:30compared to this massive man, the giant.
04:33Look at the size of this man.
04:36Wow.
04:39Look at Duggan.
04:40He's running for cover.
04:41He don't know if he's.
04:43Oh!
04:44Look at him.
04:44Forget it.
04:45300-plus pounds and catches him in midair.
04:48Oh!
04:52Tear him apart.
04:53And he's led by Jimmy Hart, the mastermind here at WCW.
04:59You can't beat him on the floor.
05:00Get him in that ring.
05:01Just drove his spine into that metal post.
05:04Unbelievable.
05:07Sits over that top rope.
05:08We've got something going on at ringside.
05:12I'm not sure what it is.
05:14Just on the action here, the giant
05:18now hammering away on Hacksaw, Jim Duggan.
05:24Duggan's in trouble here.
05:25A thundering forearm.
05:26And then Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, up, big right hand
05:29into the midsection.
05:30Keep pounding on him, giant.
05:32Wait a minute, wait a minute.
05:34Pillman, it looks like Brian Pillman down at ring.
05:36Hold on, I'm going down.
05:37Oh, get him.
05:39Get him, the heck.
05:40What's going on here?
05:42I don't know where Bishop's going.
05:44There goes Bishop.
05:45Keep a camera on him.
05:47Somebody follow him.
05:48I want to know what's going on here.
05:51The giant's got a bear hug on him.
05:54He's trying to get a submission out of him.
05:56I don't know if he can do that out of Hacksaw.
05:58But look what's going on there at ringside behind Jimmy Hart.
06:01Eric Bishop's at ringside.
06:03Brian Pillman.
06:04I can't see from up here.
06:05What is this?
06:06I can't see.
06:07I'm in the monitor here.
06:08Are they actually going toe to toe down there?
06:12Looks like he's being escorted out of here by some security.
06:15I'm not really sure what's going on yet.
06:18Back to the match.
06:21Hacksaw, Jim Duncan in trouble.
06:26I'm glad you got all that taken care of, brother.
06:31He's about to get a submission out of him.
06:34Oh, no, look at Hacksaw's eyes.
06:37Squeeze him.
06:38He's used to adversity.
06:40Go ahead.
06:41There you go.
06:43Fighting him right on the beak.
06:44Right his nose open.
06:45He'll look like a skull on a skeleton.
06:50Come on, giant.
06:51Don't waste any time with him.
06:52Jimmy, get him geared up.
06:54Get him ready.
06:55Because you can't let Duncan get to his feet.
06:56The last thing you want Duncan to do
06:58is start throwing those right hands and left hands.
07:04Well, I got to tell you one thing right now.
07:06Hacksaw, Jim Duncan, he's got his work cut out for him,
07:08as we said.
07:09I'm going to bring this up right now.
07:12Jim Sr. We're talking about Jim Duncan Sr.
07:15I want to say special hello to him.
07:16I know he's recuperating right now.
07:18Big, devastating elbow to the top of the chest.
07:22Wow.
07:23Yeah, Jim Duncan's dad, I hear, was in the hospital.
07:25He broke his hip.
07:26Was a police chief in Glens Falls, New York.
07:28And you know how he hurt his hip?
07:30He was reaching for a glazed donut,
07:31and he fell and broke his hip.
07:34I hope you get out of this arena alive.
07:37You know you have to have people escort you out,
07:39and there ain't no police officer who's going to do it now.
07:41Well, Mr. Duncan, if you're watching,
07:43move over in the bed, because Sonny
07:45may be coming to visit you.
07:48There he goes.
07:48He's going to put the football on.
07:50Yes!
07:51There he goes, and he takes this 7-foot, 4-inch, 440-pound
07:56behemoth right out of the ring.
07:59You say what you will about Hacksaw Jim Duncan.
08:01This man is tough, and he is proving it right here.
08:04And it looks to me like he wants to tape up that fist
08:07and really get it done here on Nitro.
08:10Well, he pulled tape out of his trunks.
08:11He wants to tape both those fists
08:13to make him rock solid hard.
08:15That's the only thing.
08:16That's probably the only thing he
08:17can do to survive in there with this man, the giant.
08:23Just take that tape roll and gouge him in the eye with it.
08:25You don't got to roll up your fist with it.
08:29A whip into the ropes, and then the big man catches.
08:32Hacksaw Jim Duncan, and he is putting
08:35the bear hug on him hard.
08:37Duncan trying to create some daylight,
08:39some space between him and this mountain of a human being.
08:43And the crowd getting into the matchup.
08:45It's Hacksaw Jim Duncan unleashes
08:48a series of right hands.
08:49A headbutt into the face, but did you see that?
08:52I was just fixing to say, I hope he's not
08:54foolish enough to try to headbutt that noggin.
08:56Well, every time Duncan uses his head, that's what happens.
08:59He winds up on his butt on the floor.
09:01What's he going for now?
09:02He's trying to find something.
09:03He's lost.
09:04He does not know what to do with this giant.
09:06I tell you what, he gets that fish taped up.
09:09He's pulling up the duct tape off the floor
09:11they taped the cord down with.
09:13Well, that's illegal.
09:14He shouldn't do that.
09:15It's the same as using an object, a chair, a table,
09:18anything like that.
09:19He should be disqualified.
09:20Look at that.
09:21The giant picks up the referee like a bookend,
09:25sets him off to the side as Hacksaw unleashes
09:30a referee.
09:31Light hands, can he take this monster off his feet?
09:35He does.
09:36He does.
09:37But does the referee see what he has in his hand?
09:40And he's not doing anything about it.
09:42He has given Duncan Hart lunch to do whatever he wants.
09:46Stop him right now.
09:47Listen to this crowd.
09:48They are into the contest.
09:49I love it.
09:50Jimmy Hart trying to grab a hold of the tape,
09:52and he reels him in like the fish he is.
09:55Go ahead and give him some medicine, Duncan.
09:58Come on, referee, put a stop to this.
10:00Oh!
10:04He gave the weasel a whack.
10:07Uh-oh.
10:07Oh, Duncan just walked into a monstrous palm
10:12wrapped around his throat.
10:14Yes, sir.
10:14One, two.
10:16I haven't seen anybody get up from that yet, and they don't.
10:20You cannot escape that choke slam.
10:24This guy has got a hand like a 63 Chevy car door.
10:29He slams that thing on you.
10:31There's nowhere to go but up in the air and down hard.
10:34And let's get another look brought to you
10:37by Pep Boys, America's automotive super center.
10:41I'll tell you something, Bischoff.
10:42I have never seen Hacksaw Jim Duncan.
10:44All the years I've seen this man in the ring manhandled
10:47like he has been.
10:48Here's Duncan right now pulling Jimmy Hart,
10:50an innocent man, into the ring.
10:52The Giant's got him by the throat.
10:54Up he goes, and down he goes.
10:58Oh!
10:58Hacksaw Jim Duncan manhandled by the biggest man in pro sports
11:02today, walking the face of the Earth, The Giant.
11:06That is your Power Pin of the Week,
11:08brought to you by Pep Boys.
11:10And we have got a lot more action,
11:12and I mean way more action, right after this time out.
11:17You've got to head into Hart.
11:18You've got to take a quick break.
11:20The following tag team contest is set for one fall.
11:23Introducing team number one.
11:28What the heck is this?
11:30I know that V-Twin sound.
11:32Wait a minute.
11:33This is supposed to be.
11:39This is supposed to be The Nasty Boys.
11:44Oh, it's like The Nasty Boys to me.
11:47Well, they look pretty nasty on both sides.
11:48Whoa!
11:49Wait!
11:49Wait!
11:50I am getting word as we speak.
11:52The Nasty Boys being attended to.
11:56They're on their way out of here with medical assistance.
12:03They were supposed to face the Road Warriors.
12:07And I want to know who did that.
12:10It was either Road Warriors.
12:11What in the world?
12:12The Steiner Brothers.
12:16Talk about an entrance.
12:18Steiner Brothers showing up here on Nitro
12:21on those big, big bad Harley Davidsons.
12:25And The Nasty Boys are on their way to the hospital in a mean wagon.
12:28Wait a minute.
12:29Who did it?
12:29The Road Warriors or the Steiner Brothers?
12:32Well, check them for paint.
12:33Well, if The Nasty Boys got tire tracks up their back,
12:36it's pretty obvious who did it.
12:39What I want to know is who gets the Harleys and who wins the match.
12:42And here comes what is apparently their opponent, the Road
12:49Warriors, to take on the Steiner Brothers.
12:54Here they come.
12:55This one is wild.
12:58Well, the Road Warriors said they're going to take on all comers.
13:02Well, you're not kidding about that.
13:04They'll fight anybody, anytime, anywhere.
13:06And it's going to happen right here.
13:08We are lined up here.
13:09And we still have the six-man double drop match to go.
13:13What a night on Nitro.
13:14And we'll be back.
13:16Wow, right after this.
13:17This is unbelievable.
13:19Good-looking Harley.
13:21Can't believe it.
13:22All right.
13:23We are back.
13:24We are back live.
13:25And we are back with a hot one.
13:27And I mean, this is one of the hotter Nitros
13:30we have had since the beginning of this effort.
13:33And we still have the six-man double strap
13:36match, Lumberjacks all the way around the ring.
13:39Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man Randy Savage,
13:41and Big Brother Rudy in there with the World Heavyweight
13:44Champion, Ric Flair, Arne Anderson, and the Taskmaster.
13:47But right now, we have got hot tag team action coming your way.
13:51Rick and Scott Steiner stepping in for the Nasty Boys
13:56or possibly eliminating the Nasty Boys.
13:58We're going to try to find out more on that.
14:01But regardless of what happened backstage inside of the ring,
14:05it is now the Road Warriors and the Steiner Brothers
14:08going at it.
14:09You know, the Steiner Brothers mean business.
14:11They always have former tag team champions
14:13known all around the world.
14:15Two big, powerful men from the University of Michigan
14:18know how to wrestle, know how to fight.
14:20Very strong men.
14:21But the Road Warriors, those are two guys
14:24that have never lost a fight, a street fight of any kind.
14:26This is going to be one great match.
14:29If the Steiner's think they're just
14:30going to step in here right up on their harleys
14:33and get in the ring and beat around on the Road Warriors,
14:36they got another thing coming.
14:37They go.
14:38Oh!
14:39Wow!
14:40Well, I guess that answered my question right there.
14:44Wow!
14:45Well, when you got wrestling knowledge
14:46and you have all that strength and power they have,
14:48they're very, very hard to beat.
14:51You are talking about double tough here.
14:53The Steiner Brothers make no mistake about it.
14:55And this is, like they say, where the big boys play.
15:00They don't get any bigger.
15:05Hawking a lot of trouble here as he gets
15:06set up on that top turnbuckle.
15:08Like I said, in case you just joined us earlier on,
15:11you saw the giant Hacksaw Jim Duggan going at it.
15:14Hacksaw Jim Duggan going after the big man.
15:17And right now, it is Hawk going after Scott Steiner.
15:20And you know, a lot of people talked about the ring
15:22rust on the Road Warriors.
15:24We have not seen the Steiner Brothers together.
15:26Oh!
15:26Oh, did you see him go down?
15:28He went down hard.
15:29As the Road Warriors preparing for that big Chicago street
15:33fight coming up at WCW Uncensored.
15:36Who is their opponents?
15:38We know Sting's in there.
15:41Unfortunately, for Sting at least,
15:44we don't know who his partner is,
15:45thanks to Jimmy Hart and Lex Luger.
15:47Luger opened his big mouth, got he and Sting
15:50in the Chicago street fight.
15:52And because of a technicality on the part of Jimmy Hart,
15:54which we've seen before, Luger's not going to be there.
15:57Sting's flying solo at this point.
15:59Hopefully, we'll find out this weekend who his partner
16:02will be in Uncensored.
16:04A lot of people are talking about maybe Luger
16:05deserted his partner, Sting.
16:07Luger's upset because he has to be in this match.
16:09Jimmy Hart is power of attorney.
16:11It's all legal.
16:12It's all done and paid for and talked about,
16:15signed, sealed, and delivered.
16:16Forget it.
16:17It's going to happen, Sting.
16:19Just wait and find out who your partner's going to be.
16:21Luger's tickled pink not to be in that match.
16:23You saw it when they made it up.
16:25He started backpedaling faster than a cat
16:27covering up on marble, baby.
16:29He didn't want to be in that thing.
16:31Street fight, the only street fight he's ever been in
16:33is when his poodle got in a fight with some old lady
16:36in the park.
16:37Power body slam by Animal as he takes on Rick Steiner.
16:43With a drop kick in for a big, powerful man.
16:45That was a perfectly executed, well-timed drop kick.
16:49Make no mistake about it.
16:50No ring rust on the Rogue Warriors.
16:52They are really launching an attack
16:55here on the Steiner brothers, who
16:56I think anybody might have to admit
16:58is possibly one of the most technically gifted tag
17:02teams in the sport.
17:05But you got a lot of power in the Rogue Warriors.
17:09And it goes.
17:10That's what the Steiners better do all night.
17:13They better, boom.
17:15They're going to have to resort to some extreme measures,
17:17baby, because the Rogue Warriors just going to keep coming.
17:20It's hard to beat these boys down.
17:22Well, wipe your glasses and clear your eyes,
17:24because it's not often you see the Rogue Warriors manhandled.
17:28Oh, man alive.
17:31And manhandled they are at this point.
17:33Scotty Steiner now coming in.
17:34He takes a tag from Rick Steiner.
17:36Scotty Steiner taking Animal into the ropes.
17:38Off the ropes he comes.
17:40And does he get it?
17:42Oh, man alive.
17:44It's a good thing he won't hurt his haircut.
17:46We are seeing some textbook wrestling moves tonight, baby.
17:50This is absolutely magnificent.
17:54I don't see any ring rust in that ring on anybody.
17:57This is, without question, one of the hardest
18:01hitting tag team match-ups.
18:03We have seen neither team letting off even a little
18:08here, this has been nonstop hard hitting power
18:11move after power move from the beginning.
18:15Tag is made.
18:16Don't think the Steiners aren't ready.
18:17Look at them.
18:18I've watched them wrestle since I was a youngster, baby.
18:22These guys came out, and I don't think I've ever
18:24seen them this powerful before.
18:26Why is he wearing earmuffs?
18:28It's a little nippy here, but he doesn't need to have earmuffs.
18:31He's going to wish he had a helmet on when the Rogue
18:33Warriors get done with these two.
18:36Reminiscent of their collegiate days.
18:39Well, he doesn't want to get cauliflower ears,
18:41because he doesn't want to mess up that mug
18:43any more than it already is.
18:45Wow.
18:47There's four faces in there you couldn't hurt.
18:49Only four faces in there a mother could love.
18:52Still to come, six man double strap main event.
18:58Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man, Randy Savage,
19:00the Booty Man in there with a team
19:03that I know they can't wait to get their hands on.
19:08The worst hitter.
19:09We're in his backyard, Arn Anderson and the Taskmaster.
19:13This one has been a war that has been brewing.
19:16Boot to the side of the head.
19:18And now we're seeing a little edginess in the Rogue Warriors.
19:23But remember this, this strap match coming up,
19:25the ring is going to be surrounded by lumberjack.
19:2720, 25 wrestlers in lumberjack shirts
19:31with straps, with belts.
19:32Who knows what's going to happen?
19:33And you don't want to get thrown outside that ring
19:36with those boys out there, do you, Bobby?
19:37You know, and earlier today, they moved ringside back six feet.
19:41They pushed all the chairs back.
19:42They moved the rails back.
19:43I think the people here at WCW know
19:45exactly what's going to happen.
19:47Somebody is going to the hospital.
19:49Well, keep your head down around those guardrails,
19:51because those belts are going to be flying, baby.
19:54Now I don't want any fans to be getting hit in the head.
19:56This one is going to be wild.
19:57Whatever you do, do not leave your sets,
19:59because we don't know when this one is going to end,
20:02when our main event will start.
20:03We know that regardless of how this thing goes,
20:06we've got a cover here, one, two, and a kick out.
20:08We are going to stay with you tonight,
20:10because this is some of the hottest action
20:12you are going to find anywhere.
20:14Double strap, six men who absolutely despise each other
20:19going at it in the center of the ring
20:20with lumberjacks all around.
20:22Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
20:24A prelude to WCW uncensored, and that
20:27is one of the most vicious cross-face maneuvers
20:29you will see anywhere.
20:31I'll tell you, the tag team competition
20:32here is so hot and heavy here at WCW,
20:35they're coming in from all over.
20:36They came here tonight on motorcycles.
20:38Everyone is ready for where the big boys play.
20:41I want to find out what happened to the nasty boys.
20:42This reminder is both men are down,
20:45WCW uncensored coming your way, man versus woman.
20:48Colonel Rob Parker takes on Medusa.
20:50The Chicago Street Fight, the US title
20:52on the line between Eddie Guerrero and Konnan,
20:55and the big doomsday match.
20:57Four cages as Hogan has to fight his way
21:00up to Arn Anderson, the Taskmaster.
21:03Lex Luger and Ric Flair, and look at this.
21:06We have got a war going on here, and this
21:08is just a taste of what uncensored
21:10is going to look like.
21:12Look at this.
21:13We might go long tonight, because a match like this,
21:16who's going to wear out who first, baby?
21:18Because you ain't going to beat the other guy senseless.
21:21Sting, you better be watching this,
21:23because those men right now, the Road Warriors, Legion
21:25of Doom, are the men you're going to have to meet
21:28in the Chicago Street Fight.
21:29Sting, you better have a partner.
21:31You better have 11 partners.
21:32You better call a SWAT team.
21:34It is two on one here.
21:37Running, assisted clothesline here.
21:40And Animal in control.
21:42Beginning of the end.
21:43This could be a bad night for the Schneider brothers.
21:47Were they ready for this contest?
21:49Perhaps not.
21:52Perhaps not.
21:53I don't see how he's going to get up from there.
21:55One, two, and assist.
21:58Well, he couldn't have got up without the help
22:00of his brother, Scott.
22:02He's out on his feet.
22:03I'll tell you, the Road Warriors take you over backwards.
22:05Hulk coming off that top rope.
22:07You just don't pop right up to your feet.
22:09Irish whip into the guardrail outside of the ring.
22:11Animal in trouble here.
22:13He went right after his back.
22:16Belly to back suplex inside of the ring.
22:18Scott Steiner just signaled he wants to go upstairs.
22:21Wait a minute.
22:23Wait a minute.
22:24Oh, they're going to give him a taste of his own medicine
22:26here.
22:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:32Big right hand.
22:33And now, Hulk takes advantage of the delayed reaction
22:38here by Scott.
22:41Scott Steiner coming off the top rope.
22:43We've got a really unpredictable situation here.
22:47Referee is going to have to fight
22:48to get some control in here.
22:50You've got all four men in the ring.
22:52One right after the other.
22:53They're just taking massive shots.
22:55Bulls to the head.
22:57They're coming off that second rope, off the top rope.
22:59Everybody is standing.
23:00They haven't sat down since the Steiners came out here
23:03on those double Harley Davidsons.
23:05The people are standing.
23:06The Road Warriors are the only ones that are barely standing.
23:09So are the Steiners barely standing.
23:10And it's not over yet.
23:12All four men showing the wear and tear here.
23:15Heavy blows delivered on the elbow.
23:17Reichensteiner, textbook Reichensteiner one.
23:21And it's just again by Hulk.
23:25The referee's lost control here.
23:27He don't know what to do.
23:27I'm not even sure who the legal man is yet.
23:30How does Animal even get up from that?
23:32That's unbelievable.
23:33Again, you've got a two-on-one situation here.
23:36Wait a minute.
23:36Wait a minute.
23:37Animal's got something in his hand.
23:39He's got that spike forearm pad in his hand, baby.
23:42Oh!
23:43He nailed him.
23:45He nailed him.
23:46Cheap shot maneuver.
23:48He's going to drink a glass of water
23:50and there's going to be squirting out
23:51of his cheek tonight, baby.
23:53Cheap shot maneuver by the Road Warriors.
23:56Surprising, but this was a battle for survival
23:59as these guys get ready for the street fight.
24:03What I tell you, big dog, it's three measures
24:05and the Road Warriors just took it a little further.
24:09Sometimes you have to do what you just have to do.
24:12Wow.
24:13What a match.
24:15What a night.
24:16Look at that.
24:17There's Animal.
24:18He's hunting for something, something sharp,
24:20something with a spike, something heavy.
24:22He found what he likes.
24:24Rick Steiner comes off that top rope on Hawk.
24:27Right there, right to the mush, right between the eyes.
24:31Animal catches Rick Steiner.
24:33Those ear flaps didn't help you at all, did it, pal?
24:35On top, Hawk, for the one, for the two, and for the three.
24:40Your winner, the Legion of Doom.
24:42On to the street fight in Chicago.
24:44They didn't win it pretty, but they won it.
24:47Let's go to Mean Gene Oakley.
24:49Looks like he might be ready for it.
24:51All right, Eric, I don't know if I'm ready or not,
24:52but I'll tell you, I could not believe what I saw.
24:54I'm sure the replay is going to show something.
24:56Scotty, what's your sense of what just happened here?
24:59You know, Mean Gene, we've been hunting the Road
25:02Warriors for four years now, and we left the United States
25:08because we were waiting for the Road Warriors to wrestle us.
25:12Well, now that we're in WCW, we're
25:16coming here for the Road Warriors.
25:19And the way you won tonight, Road Warriors, is a disgrace.
25:23While you remember this day.
25:26Wait a minute, Scott, I'm going to interrupt you.
25:28Because you set the tempo.
25:32You set the tone.
25:34And the way I see it, you have a problem with us.
25:38It starts with us and ends with us.
25:41OK, the point I'm trying to make,
25:42the Nasty Boys, as you know, originally scheduled here.
25:46And all of a sudden, you guys come in on a pair of Harleys.
25:48I mean, this was a little unexpected.
25:50I didn't know anything about it.
25:51Like I said, Mean Gene, we came where the competition was.
25:57And it's right here in WCW.
26:00Road Warriors, you haven't seen the last of us.
26:05All right, Rick, I hope you're gathering yourself.
26:07You took a decent shot there.
26:09Hey, we come here to wrestle, to do what we do best.
26:15What do they do?
26:17Bring something in the ring to hit me with it.
26:20What is that?
26:21Well, I don't know what it is, but I'm
26:22certain it's something that is going to be addressed
26:24by officials here at World Championship Wrestling.
26:27This ain't the end, Mean Gene.
26:28This ain't the end.
26:29I got the feeling, indeed, it is not the end.
26:32And it certainly is not the end of WCW Monday Nitro.
26:35Stay tuned.
26:36We're going to be back here on TNT.
26:39WCW Uncensored, coming your way Sunday,
26:41March 24, 7 o'clock Eastern Live.
26:43And only on pay-per-view.
26:45Call your local cable company, because believe me,
26:47tonight at Nitro was just a taste, and I mean a taste,
26:52of what you're going to get at WCW Uncensored.
26:55Unauthorized, unavailable anywhere.
26:58And we'll be right back.
27:08But on pay-per-view, and I'll tell you what,
27:11last year, Ric Flair showed up in a dress.
27:13This year, he's one of four men inside of a steel cage.
27:18Hogan is going to have to fight his way through the doomsday.
27:22This is something you've never seen before,
27:24a doomsday cage match.
27:25One man has to fight his way through four cages.
27:29He answered the telegram.
27:30They sent him a letter.
27:31They sent him word.
27:32They wanted him.
27:33He accepted it.
27:35You make your bed, you lie in it, Hogan.
27:37Well, just as long as it's one at a time, my friend,
27:39because I'm tired of the Dungeon and Doom
27:42ganging up on one guy.
27:43Have some pride.
27:45Mongo, this is uncensored.
27:47Anything can happen, and it will.
27:50Alex Wright here, the opponent for what
27:53was supposed to be a rematch with Johnny B.
27:56Badd.
27:57Evidently, Johnny B. Badd didn't feel up to it.
28:00We'll be talking more about that in a few moments
28:02as the new world television champion,
28:05as of this Saturday, makes his way to the ring.
28:08Lex Luger, who came to play where the big boys play
28:14last Saturday night, walked out with the world television
28:17title.
28:18Now he is the crowd, at least in his own mind,
28:22owner of two world championships.
28:25And he won't be shy to tell you about it.
28:28Johnny B. Badd had a chance to not only talk the talk,
28:32but to walk the walk, make his way to the ring,
28:34and get the rematch.
28:35But instead, he blamed a woman.
28:38We'll be talking more about that when
28:39we do have the world television title on the line,
28:42right here on Nitro, after this time out.
28:46Wow.
28:47Two for the price of one right here.
28:49What a wild crowd.
28:50I love it.
28:52Man, you should size them home heat lately.
28:54They're huge, man.
28:55Good God.
28:56I know.
28:56I tell you, I'm sick of them, too.
28:58Scooby-Doo.
28:59What did he say?
29:00Oh, Johnny.
29:01I can't tell you, Johnny.
29:02I just can't tell you.
29:04What did he say you knew me during the Shake Your Booty
29:06Tour, huh?
29:07Hey, what's wrong?
29:08What's your sign?
29:09It's a big scoop.
29:10Really big scoop.
29:11Better than the one you told me to limo?
29:12Really big.
29:13We know how to get the dirt.
29:15Call 1-900-909-9900.
29:19A dollar 49 per minute.
29:20Kids get parents permission before calling.
29:23All right, we are back, and we are back live.
29:26WCW, where the big boys play and where the action is tonight.
29:30In case you just joined us, we opened up
29:32with the biggest man in the history of this sport.
29:357 foot 4 plus, 440-some-odd pounds,
29:38him and Hacksaw Jim Duggan hammering away at each other
29:41in our opening contest.
29:42And then a big surprise appearance
29:45by the Steiner brothers.
29:46What happened to the Nasty Boys?
29:48We hope to find out soon.
29:49But right now, you've got Lex Luger,
29:51the man who is the new world television champion,
29:53in there with Alex Wright.
29:55Stepping in, because evidently, Johnny B. Badd
29:58could not hang where the big boys play.
30:00You know, he took the diamond cutter.
30:02He got beat by Lex Luger.
30:03I guess he figured enough was too much.
30:07You know, Lex Luger, one half of the world tag team
30:09champions, also television champion.
30:11I'm not sure if anybody's ever held the tag team
30:13championship and the television champion here at WCW.
30:16If not, this is a first for this man right here,
30:18this gifted athlete, the total package.
30:21Well, he's ducking the road warriors in this Chicago
30:25Street fight, my friend.
30:26I really think so.
30:27But at least he had the guts to put the world television
30:29title up, because this wonder kid, baby,
30:32he deserves a shot.
30:33He's a hard worker.
30:34And if Lex Luger takes him for granted,
30:36he might be leaving this building
30:38with the world television title.
30:40And I'll tell you what, you talk about the Chicago Street
30:42fight coming up at WCW Uncensored,
30:45let's not forget it was Lex Luger in his big mouth.
30:47So quick.
30:48Oh, oh, nice head center takeover by Alex Wright.
30:52So quick to say, hey, yes, sir, and I,
30:53we'd love to get in the Chicago Street fight.
30:55He didn't even know what it was.
30:57Now Sting is stuck in that match without a partner.
31:00Hopefully, we'll find out this Saturday night on WCW Uncensored
31:03who his partner is.
31:05High risk maneuver there by Alex Wright, the wonder kid.
31:10Who would want to be Sting's partner?
31:12Who would want to get involved in a Chicago Street fight?
31:15Certainly not Lex Luger.
31:16Well, this late day, well, Lex Luger has his hands tied.
31:19He's given Jimmy Hart power of attorney.
31:21Jimmy dissolves in negotiations.
31:23Talk to him.
31:23Yeah, another coincidence, I'm sure.
31:26Lex Luger in trouble here.
31:28Alex Wright.
31:28Two.
31:29Yes.
31:29No.
31:30Two.
31:31Oh, I told you, he's taking it for granted, baby.
31:35And that's when you get beat.
31:37Well, that's the funny thing here right now at WCW.
31:40You can't take anybody for granted.
31:41I don't care who it is.
31:42If it's an Alex Wright, if it's a, you name it, it doesn't matter.
31:47You can't trust anybody.
31:49Anybody can upset you at any given time.
31:51The action's happening like that here.
31:52So fast and furious here.
31:53Very determined look on the face of young Alex Wright,
31:56who was without question in there with a more experienced,
31:58more powerful ring veteran.
32:00And a man who clearly knows how to bend, stretch,
32:03and break every rule in the book.
32:06And didn't blame it on somebody else.
32:08That's Jimmy Hart's fault. It's Sting's fault.
32:10It's just a coincidence.
32:12I didn't mean it.
32:13I mean, you guys can make all the excuses you want.
32:15That man in that ring holds two titles.
32:18He's the total package.
32:20He's managed by Jimmy Hart.
32:21He's got everything in the world going for him.
32:23Everybody sounds to me like they're jealous.
32:25No, just a minute.
32:26I thought he had everything in the world going for him,
32:28if you managed it.
32:31I don't manage anybody.
32:32I'm a broadcast journalist.
32:34As far as anybody knows.
32:35That's a stretch of the imagination.
32:39No offense. No offense.
32:40Put it down, Bobby. Put it down.
32:42I wrote it down.
32:43Still to come, six-man main event action coming your way,
32:46a double strap match.
32:47Hulk Hogan, the Immortal One,
32:50in there with the Macho Man, Randy Savage, the Booty Man,
32:54as he prepares to step into the ring
32:57with the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, Arn Anderson,
32:59and the Taskmaster.
33:00Make no mistake about it.
33:01Miss Elizabeth and Woman will be at ringside,
33:06along with a whole lot of Lumberjacks,
33:08and that in itself ought to be very interesting.
33:11Don't leave. Don't touch that dial.
33:13Don't move. Don't go to the fridge,
33:15because this could break loose right now.
33:17They could start any time.
33:18Luger's taking it to this punk.
33:20He just knocked three zits off his cheek.
33:22No, I'll tell you what. You've got to hand it to Luger.
33:24He lifted that kid up over his head like
33:26as easy as I would Pepe, and then threw him up.
33:28There's no question that Lex Luger
33:30is the most powerful he's been in his entire career,
33:34and rightfully so.
33:35He better be in this class of athletes,
33:37the WCW baby, nowhere but.
33:40180 cross-body block,
33:41but this time Luger caught Alex Wright,
33:45set him up, and Alex Wright got nothing
33:47but a face full of turnbuckle.
33:49What is this about, huh?
33:51And now Lex Luger, intimidating, frustrating,
33:56and embarrassing young Alex Wright.
33:59But one thing Luger should not do
34:01is turn his back on this young man.
34:03He is indeed a fine athlete,
34:05and as Stevie pointed out, do not take him lightly,
34:09or it could be an upset victory.
34:10Lex Luger now looking very frustrated himself.
34:14Thank you very much.
34:15I just got word from my assistant here
34:17that two of the Lumberjacks,
34:19one of the two of the 20 that will be around the ring,
34:21will be the Giant, he will be at ringside,
34:23and Loch Ness, that man that goes around 600 pounds.
34:26Wait a minute, wait a minute.
34:27Who threw that?
34:28I don't know.
34:29Executive committee?
34:30That would be a war.
34:31That would be a war.
34:32You cannot put those two guys at ringside.
34:34They're going to be at ringside.
34:35No, that can't happen.
34:37And Loch Ness is very, he is very, very angry.
34:41There is not enough security in the building.
34:45Alex Wright puts up a big boot,
34:47catches Lex Luger coming in.
34:48I am sorry, there is not enough security here.
34:52Well, the word I get, the word I get has been okay.
34:55There's going to be 5, 6, 7,000 pounds of WCW athletes
34:59around that ring.
35:00Lumberjacks, Sharks, and the Loch Ness is there.
35:03The Giant is there.
35:05Who knows who else is going to be there.
35:06Wait a minute, both of these guys,
35:09both of these monsters want a piece of Hulk Hogan.
35:13I mean, these two guys added up together
35:15are over half a ton of nuts.
35:17Well, that's what Loch Ness is so mad about.
35:19He got kicked out of the cage, baby.
35:21So he's going to take it out on somebody.
35:23Jump, spin, wheel kick by Alex Wright.
35:25One, two, and nearly a new world television champion.
35:29This one has gotten me nervous.
35:30I don't see Sting any place, do you?
35:32Sting is not, he's in California.
35:35He's in Los Angeles.
35:37There's this drop kick off the top turnbuckle.
35:40He could not be here tonight.
35:42Well, if I was Sting, I'd be reevaluating my phrase.
35:45There's Jimmy Hart.
35:46Get him out of there.
35:47And I wish he was here.
35:49I guarantee you, Sting is watching,
35:50and I want to hear Luger's excuse for this.
35:53Well, Jimmy never went to the ring with Luger.
35:56Jimmy's a man that reacts.
35:57He's a reactionary person.
35:59Sometimes he just sees action, he has to go for it.
36:01The cover, and I'll tell you what I'm reacting to.
36:03Six-man double strap match.
36:05Lumberjacks, The Giant, and Loch Ness at ringside.
36:10One and two of the Lumberjacks.
36:13I'm sorry.
36:15Look at this, this is two matches tonight.
36:17He is interfering.
36:18I wish somebody would take care of that brat.
36:21What's he upset about?
36:23Oh, like he, he's not upset about anything.
36:28Well, he won the match.
36:29He's got the body.
36:30He's got two titles.
36:32And we have got one heck of a match-up coming your way next.
36:36Six-man double strap.
36:37Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man, and the Booty Man
36:41to take on Flair, Sullivan, and Anderson.
36:4425 Lumberjacks outside of the ring,
36:46including Loch Ness and The Giant.
36:48Oh, my God.
36:49Something happened back there.
36:55Welcome back.
36:57And we are coming to you live, a six-man double strap
37:01Lumberjack match.
37:03That in and of itself, noteworthy.
37:07But we have been informed just a little while ago
37:10that two of the Lumberjacks at ringside
37:12are going to be none other than The Giant and Loch Ness,
37:17two men who have professed an extreme hatred for Hulk
37:22Hogan and everything he stands for.
37:25Over a half a ton of human beings with one agenda.
37:32That is to put Hogan and Savage and The Booty Man out.
37:37And I mean out.
37:39Well, this match has got a little bit of everything,
37:43doesn't it?
37:44A little poultry food, a little meat on the hook,
37:48some leather straps.
37:50This has got it all.
37:52Well, I hope Mr. And Mrs. Hogan, the parents of Hulk,
37:55are home watching this.
37:57Because tonight, what's going to happen to your punk kid
38:00is something you should have done to him years ago.
38:03And that is whip the daylights out of him
38:05and teach him respect for people.
38:07Same to you, Macho Man.
38:09And same to you.
38:11And they're about to make their entrance.
38:15Make no mistake about it, the world
38:18knows the power that is Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man,
38:25Randy Savage, and The Booty Man as they
38:29make their way to the ring.
38:31They are live here tonight.
38:33And even though this is Flair Country,
38:35look at the smiles on the faces.
38:38They are standing.
38:39They are ready.
38:40And we are off.
38:41And we are running.
38:42A capacity crowd out here for this monstrous, mega power
38:47known as the Unintended Main Event.
38:50And right off the bat, the Giant going after Hulk Hogan.
38:56Like this.
38:58Oh, wait a minute.
38:59Wait a minute.
39:00Look at these two behemoths going at each other now.
39:02Wait a minute.
39:04This, an unexpected turn of events at ringside.
39:09These two guys were out to get Hogan.
39:12One cheap shot, one mistake, and they're after each other.
39:15And we are strapping away.
39:18Hogan's like a pirate on the main decks,
39:20giving Flair the cat in nine tails, baby.
39:23Shades of mommy dearest.
39:25Hulk Hogan has got his hands wrapped.
39:30The bell.
39:31I'm not even sure if we heard the bell.
39:32Off comes the headband, the Giant, and that monster
39:37Loch Ness still fighting a half a ton of hard hitting.
39:40And I don't know what happened to those two guys.
39:43Well, Hogan dug the strap.
39:45Loch Ness hit the Giant in the teeth with it.
39:47He got mad about it.
39:48Oh, he got mad.
39:49And I'll tell you what.
39:51Perhaps they were both wound a little too tight.
39:54The Nature Boy Ric Flair going after Hulk Hogan.
39:56Hulk Hogan now.
39:57We've seen it before.
39:58He rips off the shirt.
40:00And he goes after the World Heavyweight Champion,
40:03who backs up, takes an Irish whip into the ropes.
40:05And he gets hit hard by Hulk Hogan.
40:09I take it tag team rules don't prevail here.
40:11It doesn't matter who's in, who's out.
40:14Well, I'll tell you what.
40:16You talk about the battle going on inside of the ring.
40:18I wouldn't want to fall outside of the ring.
40:19These Lumberjacks are taking this seriously.
40:22They're not waiting for somebody to fall out of the ring
40:24to strap them back up in it, baby.
40:26They're getting out each other.
40:27Hulk Hogan now hammering away in a 13-time world
40:30heavyweight champion, the Nature Boy Ric Flair.
40:32It's a crowd chant.
40:33And here she is again.
40:36Who is she looking at?
40:37Not trying to be bad, that's for sure.
40:39She's not looking our way, not at me, like she used to.
40:42Hey, last time, you know, I think
40:43she's got a thing for the booty man.
40:45She's wearing white again.
40:47Hulk Hogan.
40:48That booty man may be sending his booty home and luggage.
40:51Because they're going to whip him so bad,
40:52he won't be able to sit down on the way home,
40:54wherever he's going.
40:55Oh, did you see that?
40:56Running clothesline by Hulk Hogan
40:58as he takes the Nature Boy Ric Flair off his feet.
41:00The Macho Man Randy Savage in there.
41:02Look at that noise.
41:03Flair's trying to hit it.
41:04He's trying to get the heck out of here.
41:07There's Animal.
41:08He's bringing him back.
41:09Animal's going to make sure Flair finishes this match.
41:12These guys are taking their lumberjack duties very seriously.
41:17Oh, man, maybe too seriously.
41:19The Macho Man Randy Savage, the booty man,
41:24take the Taskmaster off his feet.
41:27Snapmare takeover.
41:27The Macho Man Randy Savage going after Arn Anderson.
41:33No love lost between these two.
41:34There's a US heavyweight champion outside of the ring.
41:36Taskmaster, Arn Anderson, get their bells rung.
41:39Inside of the ring by the booty man.
41:40Meantime, Hulk Hogan going after the Nature Boy Ric Flair,
41:43going after the Taskmaster.
41:45He has got his own agenda inside of that ring,
41:47and he is executing it well.
41:49Out goes Arn Anderson.
41:51You know, I was under the assumption
41:52that a strap match where you drag a man to all four
41:55corners to win it.
41:56That's not happening here.
41:57They're just whipping each other so
41:59their backs look like roadmaps.
42:01Well, there's a lot of bad feelings between these guys,
42:04and you knew it was going to erupt like this.
42:06Come on.
42:07You know something, Mongo?
42:08There's a lot of bad feelings outside the ring, too,
42:10as bad as there is inside.
42:11That's why the lumberjacks are there,
42:13to keep them in the ring.
42:14Look at this.
42:15They're all turning on Hulk Hogan outside of the ring.
42:17These guys are not acting as lumberjacks.
42:20They are acting as hired assassins
42:22as they try to choke out the immortal Hulk Hogan,
42:25the man who has to, at Uncensored,
42:27fight his way through four cages.
42:31The Doomsday Match, you have never seen anything like it.
42:33You will never see anything like it again.
42:36You will not see any portion of it on television.
42:39It is uncensored, unsanctioned, unauthorized,
42:43and it's coming to you at WCW Uncensored.
42:45So it's exclusively on pay-per-view.
42:46Get him out of here.
42:47This is what I mean.
42:48Look at this.
42:50Just think about this, Mitchell.
42:51This is censored.
42:52You got 20 guys out there with straps.
42:54You got six guys in the ring with straps, and it's censored.
42:57What is Uncensored going to be like?
42:59You tell me.
43:00And he's doubting anybody's mind why he is immortal.
43:05This is Hulk Hogan, a fired-up Hulk Hogan that
43:11is not backing up from anybody.
43:13He doesn't care who's in front of him, baby.
43:15He's just going to beat him and whip him.
43:17Right in cell block 11.
43:19That's what we have here.
43:20The booty man up on that second rope, just pounding away.
43:23You've got to admit the mega powers are having
43:25their way with this thing, my friend.
43:27Yeah, but it's early, and it's early.
43:29Just wait.
43:30There's just as much action outside that ring
43:32as there is in the ring.
43:34Well, Kevin Sullivan does have a few of his Dungeons
43:37and Doom out there, baby.
43:38And don't think he didn't tell him to cause a little mayhem
43:41outside.
43:42Look at this.
43:42Hogan about ready to drag the World Heavyweight
43:45Champion out of the ring.
43:47By his neck, he's going to wrap that strap around his neck
43:50a couple of times like a top.
43:52Come on, you piece of crap.
43:53That's right.
43:54Act like Judge Roy Bean, Western of Pankhurst,
43:57and hang him high, Hulk.
43:59Irish whip with a little help of the strap,
44:02and here he goes again.
44:04A little centrifugal force with the addition of that strap
44:07there.
44:07Hulk Hogan picks it up, and it looks to me
44:10like the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, is going to be
44:12the next World Heavyweight Champion.
44:14And it looks to me like the Nature Boy, Ric Flair,
44:17is going to take a ride.
44:18But Ric Flair works his way up the strap
44:21and sticks a thumb in the eye of Hulk Hogan.
44:24That bad eye of Hogan.
44:25He's still nursing that bad eye where
44:27he took that size 7 wedgie between his running lights.
44:30And this is the Macho Man, Randy Savage type of match.
44:33This is the kind of match where he shines.
44:36This guy, wound too tight most of the time,
44:39is at his peak when it's survival of the fittest.
44:43And women's at ringside, Elizabeth Sunplace.
44:46Look at Hogan.
44:46Look, he has gone nuts.
44:48No mercy.
44:51No fear, and no backing up.
44:55That's right, baby.
44:56Wind that watch tight and let it run until it runs out.
45:00There's not a man at ringside or a man at ringside
45:03going to feel this match.
45:04There's a move from Hulk Hogan.
45:06Big leg drop.
45:07And Hulk Hogan, one, two, three.
45:11He got it.
45:13And the crowd on their feet going wild.
45:17I think I saw that boot come out of the back of Flair's head
45:20there.
45:20Hogan is back.
45:22He is back.
45:23And he is in great form as we get ready.
45:27And look at the look.
45:29It says it all.
45:31That's right, girls.
45:32Y'all might be backing the wrong horse.
45:34Anybody that thought that Hogan was down and out
45:39better take a second look.
45:41There he stands, Hogan's heroes.
45:44They're all surrounding him.
45:45He's whipped everybody in the ring.
45:47And he has just secured a win over the heavyweight
45:49champion of the world, Ric Flair.
45:51He had his cronies help him.
45:53But things will be different at Uncensored.
45:55And it's not over yet.
45:56He's going to chase them back in the bedroom,
45:59back into the locker room, and whip them
46:01until they get their clothes on.
46:04The booty man taking control of the action here.
46:06I'll tell you what.
46:07This is nonstop action beginning to end.
46:12And look at the macho man, Randy Savage.
46:15You think he's not thinking about Miss Elizabeth
46:18and the comments that she had not too long ago?
46:21Look at these fans.
46:22Ain't none of them sat down since this night started, baby.
46:25What action?
46:27Capacity crowd.
46:28They got their money's worth.
46:31Wow.
46:32I don't know what's going on here.
46:34There's lumberjacks all over the place.
46:35Look at this.
46:36Shoots in the heavyweight champion, Ric Flair.
46:38Drives that big boot size 14 right into his mush.
46:41Drops that big leg on him.
46:44And he goes for the cover after he whipped Flair,
46:46drug him around that ring for the one, for the two,
46:49for the three.
46:50There's the winner of the match, the so-called immortal Hulk
46:54Hogan.
46:57Wow.
46:58He's back.
46:59And don't think he ain't going to be world champion again,
47:01Weasel.
47:07All right.
47:08It looks to me like Mean Gene Okerlund is standing by.
47:11Let's see what he's got.
47:13Well, I don't know if I'm ready for all of this,
47:15but I tell you, this lumberjack strap match, six-man tag,
47:19everything that it promised to be.
47:21Kevin Sullivan, Arn Anderson, Ric Flair.
47:23Gentlemen, gentlemen, hey, what am I?
47:26Chopped liver?
47:27Sullivan, come here.
47:28If this is any kind of an indication
47:30of what we're going to be seeing at Uncensored,
47:32there is going to be, well, there's
47:35going to be something to pay for.
47:36Yeah, there's going to be something to pay.
47:38Hogan, listen, you've had your day in court.
47:42You have to go through four cages, never before seen
47:48in the history of wrestling.
47:50And the first cage is Arn, second cage is myself
47:55and our reluctant partner, Lex Luger.
47:58But then you have to face the man that
48:02walks the line, that holds the belt.
48:05None other than the world heavyweight champion,
48:09Ric Flair.
48:10All right, as woman approaches the ring, Arn Anderson,
48:13we're talking about this sensational three-tiered,
48:16four-cage match at Uncensored.
48:20When you marry someone, the supposed answer
48:26that you tell God is till death do us part.
48:32Well, we've been married to you, Savage.
48:35And Hogan and Big Brother Booty, you walked in
48:40for some 10 weeks now.
48:42And it's rocked back and forth.
48:46Now, nothing that happened here tonight
48:49even vaguely resembles professional wrestling.
48:53What you had was an Uncensored ittle bitty piece.
48:58Well, Hogan, look in my eyes.
49:01Savage, I swear to God Almighty,
49:05this won't be over till death do us part.
49:09You know, you're probably lucky that those lumberjacks
49:12were out here tonight because it looked to me
49:14like the booty man, Savage and Hogan,
49:17dominated that match from start to finish, Ric Flair.
49:20You can beat up the Taskmaster.
49:26You can beat up Double A.
49:29You can whip the Nature Boy.
49:33But don't ever touch woman.
49:36Oh, Elizabeth.
49:38Hogan! Hogan!
49:41This is in a cage. Hey, hey, hey!
49:44Hogan, where are you?
49:48I want you, Savage!
49:51Savage! Savage!
49:53Look what I've got!
49:55Come back out here, Savage!
49:59You better watch out.
50:00You may be biting off a little bit more than you can chew.
50:03Savage, he's got your woman.
50:07Oh, please. This is getting very, very heavy.
50:10Hogan! Savage!
50:12I got the whole world in my hands!
50:18You pay the price.
50:20Thank you. I'm sorry, gentlemen.
50:22I'll tell you, what an explosive night it has been here
50:25on WCW Monday Nitro.
50:27Mongo, Bobby the Brain, he and Eric,
50:29let's get back to you, gentlemen.
50:31All right, thanks, Chino, and I gotta tell you what.
50:34Flair, Arn Anderson, Taskmaster had better be careful.
50:37They better be careful what they ask for
50:40because they may get it.
50:41They may get it tonight, and I guarantee you next week,
50:44what do you think Hogan's gonna do?
50:45What do you think Savage is gonna do
50:47when they get to Uncensored?
50:48This thing is gonna...
50:49I mean, we talk about wars and how hot things are gonna be.
50:52Never have we seen anything like this, Mongo.
50:55Well, I don't know what they're bragging about.
50:57They just got their tails whipped,
50:59and they should be slinking off with it between their legs,
51:02but here they are up there talking in the ring.
51:04Well, you got four cages at Uncensored.
51:07Hogan has to work through everyone.
51:09He is a marked man.
51:11Hulk Hogan, I guarantee you...
51:14No!
51:17We don't want to hear it.
51:19We don't want to hear it.
51:20We're out of time.
51:21Believe me, you want to be here next week.
51:24Forget about it, Flair.
51:25Forget about it.
51:26And this is censored.
51:28Is that what you're talking about?
51:29Wow.
51:30Whoo!