Little Dracula Little D's Surprise
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00:00Yay! I'm gonna practice my flying!
00:09Hi, honey! How's Little Drag's initiation into Vampire Lord going?
00:14So far, so good.
00:16Say, good looking, but she got cooking.
00:20Oh, fresh seafood? Funny thing.
00:25Whoa!
00:28I'm royalty! Don't do that!
00:30Don't do that either!
00:32Or that!
00:34Or that!
00:38Boy, I hate it when the catch of the day catches me.
00:43Didn't I teach you not to play with your food?
00:46Better get my sewing kit.
00:49Oh, Mama, you're so strict.
00:55All done.
00:58Now to bring him back so he can exact his nasty vengeance on Dracula.
01:04Is this the dance portion of the ceremony?
01:07Yes, I'll lead.
01:09We put him in a hole, just like we were told.
01:17Against Dracula, he'll make his stand. Let's cheer for Garland, you know.
01:22Look at that. This one even comes with its own pot.
01:25Fresh meat, here we come.
01:30Forget it. This meat's so fresh, it could come to us.
01:38So, you think you are funny guys, do you?
01:41I'll show you funny.
01:44Full reverse, Andy.
01:48Fire in one, Andy.
01:53Andy!
01:54It's a mistake to attack. Hand me a little drag.
02:00This door game makes me feel like a bummer.
02:04But this is the last, and I will get my hot and cool presents.
02:08With my luck, it will be socks and underwear.
02:12Nobody said I had to pay, and I already spent my allowance.
02:18What is it, Andy?
02:20Oh, no, not another magic trick.
02:24A quarter! Now I can be a real vampire.
02:29Actually, this is a righteous deal and a good one, too.
02:33What am I going to do with these?
02:35Ask a silly question.
02:49Thank you, thank you all.
02:52Young master, I have a surprise for you.
02:55What is it, Andy?
02:57I have a surprise for you.
02:59Thank you, thank you all.
03:02Young master, do you know what these are?
03:05Of course not. I haven't told you yet.
03:08This is the long-lost scepter of the Dracula's.
03:12With it, you can open any locked door or magically create a door in any surface.
03:18Bamers!
03:25Oh, joy. My sinuses have cleared.
03:29But what about this costume, jewelry, trinket, sword for metal type thing?
03:33Even better. This amulet, you can communicate with anyone.
03:38I mean anyone. Even the spirits in my head.
03:43Calling all spirits. Calling all spirits. Come in, head.
03:47All lines to the spirit world are busy at this time. Please hold.
03:52These are probably their busy hours. I'll call back when the rates go down.
03:57All I got was a cape and a crummy picnic cooler.
04:01Perhaps all the good stuff skips a generation.
04:05What?
04:06Nothing.
04:08So, I'm a rudely real vampire now, right, papa?
04:12Well, no. Only a vampire in training. You still have to earn your wings.
04:18You have been practicing your flying, haven't you?
04:23Oh, how I've anticipated this moment. The two of us flying into the night.
04:28A real family thing.
04:31Sort of like.
04:32Come now, my son. Let us fly away.
04:38Papa, perhaps the wind...
04:41There now, young master. Off you go.
04:45Woo-hoo!
04:49Feel the night breezes whistle through your fangs.
04:53Become at one with the night.
04:55I think I'm about to become one with the ground.
04:59Follow me as I glide gracefully through the barren, finger-like limbs of the lovely dead trees.
05:07Ah, the lovely dead trees are poking me with their finger-like limbs.
05:12Come, my son. Join me.
05:15Coming, papa.
05:17To the left. Now level out.
05:19Up. Go up.
05:21Igor. To little Dracula. Igor to little Dracula.
05:25Do you read me? Do you read me? You are cleared for landing. Over.
05:29Incoming!
05:33Oh!
05:38Good day. The eagle has landed.
05:42Well, any landing you can walk away from.
05:46Golly, papa. You were a gordo.
05:49Master, are you all right? Are you still, how do you say, undead?
05:56Yes, Igor. Thank you.
05:58And as for you, little D, you must learn to fly.
06:01All vampires fly. It's a tradition.
06:04But, but, but I can fly.
06:08Give me one hour and meet me in Igor's laboratory.
06:14I'll keep my magic glass eye on you, master.
06:17Good idea, Igor. I'll just pop down to the village for a quick bite.
06:26True driver.
06:28Sorry, young master. I don't think the old master is going to like this.
06:33I'm a clammer jammer.
06:35Don't worry about papa. He'll be a freak all over it.
06:39He will be so proud of me, he'll take me to work with him and show me off to all the innocent victims.
06:45Oh, boy.
06:47Young master, do you really think so?
06:51Not for a second. But I've come this far, what I got to lose.
06:55Greetings.
06:59I just flew back from the village, and boy are my arms tired.
07:04Well, what have you got to show me, little D?
07:07It is my bad dude joy to present, the tractor.
07:12It's a, an automobile.
07:15It is a flying automobile.
07:18But it's not traditional.
07:20It gets 40 miles to the pines.
07:23Vampires don't use cars, it just isn't done.
07:26But if you wait for me to learn how to fly, I'll never get out of the castle.
07:31Yes, but if I allow this, what next?
07:34A station wagon for your mother?
07:36Maybe Little League. Would you like that?
07:39How about video games?
07:41No, no, no, I vote.
07:44Oh, no. No, not that.
07:50I really hate it when he does that.
07:53Okay, fly your car.
07:55Oh, thank you, Papa.
07:58Hey, you think it's easy being king of the undead? You try it sometime.
08:04All right then, you keep an eye out for the falling objects, and I'll do the short form ceremony.
08:09Make it quick, would you? My head still hurts from the last time.
08:13A clove of garlic, some water from a can, a bag of fertilizer, here comes Garlic Man.
08:25No.
08:30All hail Garlic Man, sworn enemy of Dracula.
08:38I'm sure glad this is part of the ceremony. It's not easy working for someone who smells like garlic.
08:46Silence!
08:48After all these centuries, I'm back, and I'm bad.
08:55Let Dracula know that I've come for him and his family.
08:58Before the sun rises, I will have my vengeance against the vile vampire, and Dracula will be no more.
09:08Vampires, start your engines.
09:13But young master, there's no way out.
09:16Not to worry. Fasten your seatbelts, Andy.
09:26As garlic is the natural enemy of the vampire, I swear Dracula dies tonight.
09:34Is he dead then?
09:35No, I think he's just resting.
09:37Right, you keep him company, and I'll get the spatula.
09:42I'm hungry, and now I'm smelling garlic.
09:45Hey, it's catching. I smell it too.
09:48Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
09:51Yeah, forget this scavenger business. Let's grab a pizza.
09:54With lots of garlic?
09:56Yeah, tons of the stuff.
09:58This is the only way to fly, Andy. Oh, if Papa could only get his load of me now.
10:06Papa! Now all my birthday wishes have come true.
10:11Hang on, Papa. I'm going to really open her up.
10:17I got the pink slip, Daddy.
10:24I got the pink slip, Daddy.