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00:00Here's a little drag, he's a bad, he's a cool cat with supernatural powers. Imagine that!
00:15So find out what it means to be a cool vampire with a family.
00:22Oh, Dracula!
00:40It's the vampire!
00:42Dracula has risen!
00:44I think I got it on videotape. Wait till I show the kids.
00:52I don't like being a scavenger. I don't like eating dead things.
01:03Don't be stupid. What do you want? Fast food?
01:06I don't think I could catch it. How about Italian?
01:09I said no. It's gotta be dead.
01:11Maybe a little pastrami on pumpernickel. Is that dead enough?
01:15Boom shaka laka laka boom shaka laka laka boom!
01:40Honey, I'm home!
01:45Shh!
01:47I almost forgot what day it is.
01:51The legend has returned. The festivities may begin. What a treat!
01:57Huh? What did you say, Deadwood?
01:59Nothing.
02:06That's what I like about you, Deadwood. No, strike that. That's what I like about the sound.
02:10I forget what I like about you.
02:15Oh, no! Oh, boy! Oh, look out!
02:19You know, these two may live forever, but I won't.
02:24Sir, madam, shall we bring forth the birthday boy?
02:28Party down!
02:35Screwdriver, we must work quickly before Papa returns.
02:40He thinks I'm practicing my flying instead of working on this rudically far-away cool daddy thing.
02:46Hammer!
02:49Oop! My fault!
02:51Do not be all bent into shapes, little Andy. I will give you the keys of life.
03:00There you go!
03:03Little D, your father's home! Come up at once!
03:08You're home early. I am a bum out.
03:12Better get some flying practice in. I am visualizing.
03:16I am a fighter jet! Hear the whine of my jet engine!
03:27This flying business is for the bats.
03:30To the parlor!
03:33It's my birthday. I must hope against hope that Papa has brought me a far-away cool surprise.
03:39Andy, this is a bad time for a peek-a-boo.
03:47Oh, no! My magic glass eye!
03:55Okay, Andy, this had better be good.
04:00Surprise!
04:03Whoa! You remembered my birthday!
04:10Now, where are the presents?
04:15Wolfie, my little bear puppy!
04:18Hey, have you dug up something just for me?
04:23Millicent, you are too kind. And it smells like Wolfie's lunch.
04:31It is Wolfie's lunch.
04:35Here, little Dracula, I've made a fresh tray of cookies.
04:40Cookies! My favorite! And all for me.
04:46Oh, and chocolate chip, too.
04:50Oh, well, I guess a hug is out of the question, huh?
04:54Listen, victim, my magic eye sees everything down in your stomach.
04:58So, cough it up, or I'll tell the master who ate the last of his bonbons.
05:06Let the festivities begin!
05:09Yay!
05:12Stop, fools! Let them party their tiny brains out.
05:16Little do they know their demise is at hand.
05:20Hey, what's that mean?
05:23Heavens above, yes, but it sounds nasty, doesn't it?
05:28We'll plant him here.
05:30Aw, isn't this awful close? I mean, his greatest enemy lives here.
05:34Couldn't we find a nice garden?
05:36The master doesn't like nice.
05:39He needs, uh, he needs not nice ground.
05:43That and some fertilizer.
05:45Hang on, I've got to clear my head.
05:53Yeah, that was some party last night, wasn't it?
05:57I made it myself, with my own little hands.
06:01These two, not the ones I keep in the mayonnaise jars.
06:04Oh, handicrafts. Is it a wallet?
06:07Hey, I'm an inventor, not a camp counselor.
06:11With this baby, you can go outside in the daytime.
06:14Daytime? But, but, I've never been out of the castle in my entire anti-life.
06:21I've been meaning to discuss that, did you?
06:24It's time we had a little count son talk.
06:27It's time you learned about the family business.
06:30So, Papa, does this mean I get business cards?
06:34Come back with that, you sticky-fingered little turkey.
06:38I suppose you've wondered where your Papa goes at night.
06:42No, not really.
06:44Every night, when the sun goes down,
06:47I fly down to the village and suck the blood of innocent villagers.
06:51Oh, no. My Papa's a lawyer.
06:55No, no, no, nothing that evil. I'm simply a vampire.
06:59Oh, I am so glad.
07:02Come with me, my son. I have much to show you tonight.
07:06Can we have popcorn, Papa?
07:08Perhaps, and maybe chips and dips, too.
07:11You're mine, you rotten little body part.
07:15That's what I call using my head.
07:19What did you say?
07:21Nothing.
07:24This is a good hole. The pastor would like this hole.
07:28Perhaps we should try over there.
07:32You see, I told you something would come along and drop dead before supper.
07:36Hold the mustard. He's got a pulse.
07:39This wouldn't happen with corned beef.
07:43Always remember your heritage, little drack.
07:46We are royalty. Undead royalty, but royalty nonetheless.
07:50Your lineage goes back to prehistory.
07:53This was Count Larry, the first of the Draculas.
07:56Ooh, he is biting an elephant.
07:59Yes, Count Larry was very ambitious.
08:02Also very unsuccessful.
08:05He's with Cleopatra.
08:07Now that was Count Larry II. He was a real people person.
08:13So, when did the family learn to be chilly out with the animals?
08:16With me. I hit upon the perfect solution.
08:20Always build your castle near a village.
08:23It's like living around the corner from a 7-Eleven store.
08:26But Papa, do the villagers like it when you bite them?
08:30Well, if they didn't, they'd move away, wouldn't they?
08:35Besides, we've been doing it for centuries.
08:38It's become sort of a tradition.
08:40Which brings us to the purpose of this chat.
08:42Uh-oh, here comes the purpose.
08:45With this birthday, you are old enough to join the ranks of your illustrious ancestors.
08:50Rudical! I am a vampire! I am in a good way bad!
08:54I'm a vampire just like you, Papa!
08:57Well, not quite yet.
08:59This is going to be one of those test things, isn't it?
09:02Yes.
09:07Igor!
09:08Yes, Master?
09:10Open the door to the corridor of infinite rooms.
09:14Aye, aye, Count. All systems are go.
09:18Jettison the flotsam. Hit the bricks.
09:22Oh, I do so like this, Pat.
09:33I always forget to give him the key.
09:37Yeah.
09:39All is ready, Master.
09:41And I've even installed a doggy door.
09:51There are certain traditional ceremonies that go with being a Dracula.
09:56Is this my Dracula diploma?
09:59No, it's a poem.
10:02I have to read it. It's part of the tradition.
10:06You must explore three doors to become a part of the vampire lore.
10:13I know it stinks, but I didn't write it.
10:16If I explore three doors, do I get to be a real, rudical vampire?
10:21Well, not right away, but you get gifts.
10:24Oh, really? I get more presents?
10:27Sure. How do you think I got this cape?
10:30And this handsome picnic cooler.
10:34I like this tradition. It is being rude.
10:38Fearlessly, the young, handsome little Dracula faces first vampire cadet challenge.
10:44Auf Wiedersehen, Papa.
10:46Power to the plasma.
10:49My little bloodsucker is becoming a big bloodsucker now.
10:56By the way, Master, is it dangerous?
10:59I wouldn't want anything to happen to the land.
11:02Are you joking? If it were dangerous, this family wouldn't be as old as it is.
11:08So many doors. So little time. I could use a hand.
11:13Oh, hello, Handy. Where shall we start?
11:16My brain is on fire with the thrill of discovery.
11:20Apprentice, rudical vampire calling.
11:33This testing business is annoying to the maximum.
11:36I am sure it can only get better from here.
11:40Thank you, Handy.