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00:30Are you nervous before the start?
00:36No. Why should I be nervous?
00:39That's right. Why should you be nervous when you still have no chance?
00:42Start!
00:46Attention!
00:51Oh, let them tear off a little. We must at least slightly equalize our chances.
00:56And now...
01:00Sports hall
01:08You look great!
01:10You probably go to the gym, right?
01:12Well, it was nice to chat. I have to go.
01:19Not bad, not bad. This will be a well-deserved silver.
01:23See you at the finish line.
01:25Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
01:28Meet the champion of the valley!
01:31I haven't even... I haven't even...
01:34Give me a smile!
01:35Well done, hedgehog!
01:37My sportsman!
01:39How fast you are!
01:41Hurray!
01:45I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
01:48That a hedgehog overtook a hare!
01:51Maybe I'm sleeping?
01:54No, I don't think so.
01:58Sports hall
02:08Start!
02:09Are you nervous before the start?
02:11No.
02:14Why should I be nervous?
02:24The hedgehog takes doping.
02:29Sports hall
02:37Hi, champion!
02:39Maybe we'll play a game?
02:44You've become more athletic lately.
02:49Thank you.
02:50Maybe there's a secret?
02:53My secret?
02:54Well, well.
02:55In a special diet.
02:57I knew it!
02:58What diet?
02:59I eat my rivals for breakfast.
03:02Party!
03:04Not funny.
03:06Come on, you know how to lose.
03:08I don't mind losing.
03:10If the victory is fair.
03:11Without any...
03:12energy supplements.
03:22Hedgehog, I understand.
03:23You got carried away, played,
03:24went the easy way.
03:25And now you're ashamed to admit it.
03:26But I'm one of you.
03:27Almost a relative.
03:28I can't keep it a secret.
03:30You can share it with me.
03:33Sorry, I didn't think about it.
03:34Of course I will.
03:35What?
03:36You're sharing this filth with me?
03:38No way!
03:40I'm in favor of clean sports.
03:50Don't you want to confess to a friend?
03:52Don't!
03:53But you still have a conscience.
03:56You can't fool your conscience.
03:59It will make it think.
04:03It will help you make the right choice.
04:07It's for your own good.
04:14Those who are stronger and faster should win!
04:18And those who are smarter...
04:20Only honor and victory!
04:22Yes!
04:23We won't tolerate doping in our ranks.
04:25If you have someone who gave up
04:27for a simple victory,
04:29let him confess right now.
04:32We won't judge you,
04:34but we'll reach out for help.
04:36Yes and no!
04:37Hooray!
04:38Come on, confess!
04:44Hedgehog,
04:45how many times do I have to tell you?
04:47Hedgehog takes doping.
04:50Look!
04:51Look!
04:52He's drinking it right now!
04:56But...
04:58It's just milk.
05:00It's true.
05:04It's really just milk.
05:17What have I come to?
05:19To accuse my best friend.
05:24Hedgehog,
05:25I was just jealous of you.
05:27Forgive me.
05:29If you don't befriend me,
05:31I'll understand you.
05:33Oh, come on.
05:35And you didn't make a big mistake.
05:39You can say you were right.
05:42Milk is almost like doping.
05:45I'm telling you for sure.
05:47It has so many...
05:49so many useful substances.
05:51It strengthens the body.
05:54Yes,
05:55it has all the useful minerals
05:58and vitamins for growth.
06:00Well,
06:01it's not a magic potion, of course,
06:03but it's close.
06:11He confessed after all!
06:13I knew it!
06:14I knew it!
06:16Holy moly!
06:30How long is this going to go on?
06:33It's not life,
06:34it's a disaster!
06:35Why should we depend on
06:37an unbalanced mood?
06:39Come on,
06:40stop it.
06:41Don't scold me.
06:42How not to scold you?
06:43She used to have melancholy,
06:45and the whole world was gray.
06:47And now she's flooded the whole Earth.
06:51Stop crying.
06:52You want to plunge the whole world
06:54into the abyss of your tears.
06:56Wait a minute.
06:57See?
06:58She's sad.
07:03Just don't cry, Wolfie.
07:05We're all drowning.
07:06Cry yourself.
07:10Stop it.
07:11Stop it.
07:12What happened?
07:14I...
07:15I climbed a tree
07:17and suddenly imagined
07:19that I could fall
07:21and break.
07:23And you all come and cry.
07:25And I felt so sorry for you
07:29that you don't have me anymore.
07:33Well, stop it.
07:34You've already come down from the tree.
07:37And everything is fine.
07:39You can calm down.
07:42I said
07:43cry yourself.
08:01Hurry up!
08:02The water is coming!
08:04Faster!
08:08Wait there!
08:09Don't bring her here!
08:10She'll drown everything here!
08:12We'll finish now
08:13and we'll swim ourselves.
08:17How long will it last?
08:20I have no idea.
08:22It's good that there's no rain.
08:25What rain?
08:26Nonsense.
08:27It rained for a couple of days
08:29and stopped.
08:40Phew.
08:42I let it go.
09:11Oh!
09:13Is it my fault?
09:15Am I so sensitive?
09:17Do you think I'm okay?
09:19Oh, I'm tired.
09:21Like a horse.
09:23Our emotions
09:24want to break free.
09:27They want to get angry.
09:29Let's cry a little.
09:37And now
09:39let's stand up
09:41and laugh a little.
09:51Laugh.
09:52You're so sensitive.
09:54I can't laugh
09:55when I'm not funny.
09:57You can laugh a little
09:59even when you're not funny.
10:01I can't.
10:02What's so hard about it?
10:03Here you cried a little.
10:05There you laughed a little.
10:07And you keep crying.
10:09And then
10:10if you cry,
10:11it's a flood.
10:12And if you laugh,
10:13it's not a flood yet.
10:14Calm down.
10:15It's okay.
10:16I'm calm.
10:19I was just a little nervous
10:21so as not to accumulate
10:23nervous energy.
10:24What do you have?
10:25A plane?
10:26Give it to me.
10:33It's my flugel.
10:35The water is running out.
11:05It's my flugel.
11:06The water is running out.
11:07It's my flugel.
11:08It's my flugel.
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11:52It's my flugel.
11:53It's my flugel.
11:54Do you know what I hate most?
11:56Playing games is not for me.
11:58Life goes unnoticed
12:00if there is no fun in it.
12:08I will now drop my hook.
12:12I can not anymore!
12:14Let me sing!
12:19We won't angry her!
12:20I'm even afraid to imagine what will happen if she starts to get angry.
12:50A few hours later
13:02I'm here! I'm here!
13:08Can you imagine? I've run out of valedol.
13:12I went to the pharmacy, but there was no valedol.
13:15There was nothing there at all.
13:18I looked in the cabinet, then in the closet, then in the pockets.
13:22I also looked in the chest.
13:24I opened the window to breathe.
13:26But I forgot, I forgot that the front door was already open.
13:32And I was blown through.
13:35Can you imagine?
13:37Oh, how much did I fly? Three hundred meters, right?
13:40Three hundred and fifty.
13:42Today there was a strong wind, they transmitted it over the radio.
13:46I need to get some new medicines.
13:49Should I order something for you?
13:51No, dear. I don't like to get sick.
13:54I prefer to prevent it.
14:01Karich, could you help me?
14:04If I don't have time to fix all the seedlings, the wind will tear them out.
14:16What are you talking about? Let's go!
14:22Oh, sorry. I forgot the compass and toothbrush.
14:29Why do you need a toothbrush and a compass?
14:33For prevention, dear.
14:35I don't like to brush my teeth, so I brush them so that they don't hurt.
14:41I'm sorry, of course, but why are you cleaning with a compass?
14:47I can't hear you!
14:49Hold on! Hold on!
14:51Help!
14:53Hold on!
14:59Be careful!
15:01Hold your head!
15:03Hold your head!
15:05I say, the compass helps to navigate.
15:35Can I throw it into this heavy plank?
15:39Not at all.
15:41Do you need it for prevention, too?
15:44Yes, for prevention of wet feet.
15:52Here you are.
15:55Oh! Oh! Oh!
16:01It's okay. I have rubber boots.
16:24Oh!
16:42It's impossible to predict everything.
16:45No matter how hard you try.
16:47You're right. It's impossible.
16:49But something can be foreseen in advance.
16:52It's better not to sit on a cold stone.
16:55Oh! You took a scarf in the summer.
16:59Are you going to get sick?
17:01I don't like to get sick. I took it for you.
17:04What? For me?
17:07He-he-he-he!
17:09Ha-ha-ha!
17:11Oh!
17:13Ha-ha-ha!
17:21If you were here, you would be a smart observer.
17:25You could keep us here until the wind calms down.
17:29You can't hide from life, my friend.
17:32If you think so, you'll never get out of the house.
17:35You're right. You'll be healthier.
17:38No, not at all.
17:40Walking in the fresh air is a very good preventive measure.
17:45It's almost for everything.
17:47Preventive measure?
17:49My whole garden is probably destroyed.
17:52And he's walking here.
17:54And why do you need this iron umbrella?
17:57Well, well, well.
17:59But it's probably too much for me.
18:01But why?
18:03For preventive measure?
18:05Come on, tell me.
18:07Well, because of the meteorites.
18:09What?
18:11Sometimes meteorites fall from above.
18:13And there is a probability...
18:15Well, you're a good shot.
18:17Meteorites!
18:19And Baba Yoshki?
18:21Don't they fall on you?
18:23Ha-ha-ha!
18:25A-a-a-a-a-a!
18:28A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
18:30I don't know what to do with this draft.
18:34Get up, my friend.
18:36We're close.
18:40Well, how to say...
18:42500 meters.
18:58A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
19:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:14Oh, the sun!
19:16The sun!
19:18Finally, the sun!
19:20Hooray! Winter is over!
19:22The sun...
19:24The sun...
19:26Did we really wait?
19:28I will warm up in the sun again.
19:30Lie on the hot sand.
19:32And listen to the rustle of the waves.
19:34Swim in the warm sea.
19:36Lie in the grass.
19:38And flowers...
19:41The apple jumps on the branches.
19:43The apple to the frost.
19:46So it will freeze again.
19:48The end
19:53Come on!
19:55Fly away!
19:57We don't need the frost!
19:59We need the summer!
20:01There were not enough apples here.
20:13Phew!
20:15Do you feel how hot it is?
20:18Yes, good.
20:20Although the breeze is cool.
20:23What did you want?
20:25Now the cherry will begin to bloom.
20:28And again it will be cold.
20:30So what?
20:32It was not about the apple?
20:34I probably will not live to the summer.
20:36Hedgehog!
20:38Everything will be fine!
20:40Let's go!
20:42I know what to do!
20:48Oh, a snowdrift!
21:06Are you crazy?
21:08What are you doing?
21:10We are fighting the cold!
21:12Stop it now!
21:18Winter was long.
21:20I want summer!
21:22I really want it!
21:24And here is an apple, and here is a cherry!
21:26Don't worry!
21:28We decided to plant a lilac instead of it.
21:30It will be beautiful and warm.
21:32What does the cherry have to do with it?
21:34It's a treasure!
21:36Tell her, Hedgehog!
21:38I think she doesn't know.
21:48I think it was not about the cherry.
21:50Hedgehog!
21:52We are losing this cold war!
22:18I read some literature here.
22:20I think I know what to do.
22:24Here.
22:26Smoke falls on the ground without wind.
22:28Wait for the snow.
22:30It rises from the chimney to the frost.
22:35It rises from the chimney to the frost.
22:37Damn needles!
22:41Do you remember
22:44how happy we were
22:48only for you?
22:52The heart was beating with love.
22:56Do you remember
23:00how we parted?
23:14Come on, come on!
23:16Get in!
23:20Gentlemen!
23:22Please, explain me
23:24what are you doing with my chimney?
23:26Do you understand?
23:28If the smoke from the chimney
23:30goes with the crowd,
23:32it goes to the frost.
23:34Yes, but now the smoke will go
23:36to the house.
23:38And this is for the winter!
23:44I don't understand this fool.
23:46Why should he bother
23:48and write in the book
23:50what he didn't check himself?
23:52You can't believe everything
23:54that is written in the books.
23:56Good!
23:58Then who should I believe?
24:00Can you imagine how much knowledge
24:02has accumulated
24:04that no one bothered to check?
24:06There are only theorists around.
24:08And life is, first of all, practice.
24:10I'm cold.
24:12Me too.
24:14Look!
24:16Do you see?
24:18The clouds are low and slow.
24:20This means
24:22that we shouldn't wait
24:24for the weather to improve.
24:26This is even proven by science.
24:28Hedgehog,
24:30we can't make the clouds
24:32go higher and faster.
24:34We need to be realistic.
24:36So, we lost.
24:38We'll live and see.
24:43Got it!
24:47Mozilla! Mozilla! Fire!
25:04It's cold.
25:07It's warm.
25:13Here?
25:28It's warm.
25:37Who are we building a house for?
25:39It's not a house.
25:41It will be a greenhouse.
25:46It will be warm here
25:48even in the strongest frosts.
25:50Even the warmest plants
25:52will be able to grow here.
25:58It's too cramped here.
26:00The warmest plants won't fit.
26:02What can we do?
26:04It's not Africa.
26:06It will be a small,
26:08tiny piece of it.
26:25Here is a tiny piece of Africa.
26:35Listen,
26:37it's a good idea
26:39to make a greenhouse.
26:41But we need a bigger piece
26:43of Africa.
26:45It will be enough
26:47for everyone.
26:49What about having
26:51cold in the house?
26:53It's warm in the house.
26:55But we want to have it
26:57on the street.
26:59It will be warm
27:01in the greenhouse.
27:04It's winter.
27:06We will wait for the summer.
27:10We won't wait for anything.
27:12Look!
27:14We put pipes on the grass,
27:16heat them with water
27:18with your hand,
27:20and we get a tropical resort
27:22in the middle of winter.
27:24It's called
27:26Africa.
27:28It's a good idea.
27:30We won't have enough wood
27:32to make a greenhouse.
27:34There is a forest of wood.
27:36We need to think globally.
27:38A head is not enough
27:40to eat a carrot.
28:03Hey!
28:19Come on!
28:33We did it!
28:51What?
28:53You didn't guess it right?
28:58The ski broke.
29:00We are in Africa.
29:02It's a paradise.
29:04Why do you need a ski in a paradise?
29:06Do you want to lie down
29:08in the hot sand?
29:10No, thank you.
29:14I haven't skied yet.
29:16I dreamed
29:18all summer.
29:22I understand
29:24that summer is for summer,
29:26and winter is for winter.
29:28Why do you need a head?
29:32You'll understand
29:34when the frost comes.
29:49We need more wood.
29:53Let's warm up a bit.
29:58Oh!
30:02Oh!
30:04Okay.
30:06Let's go for wood.
30:08We'll have a drink
30:10and go to Africa again.
30:12Oh!
30:26Spring!
30:28Now we'll need
30:30very little wood
30:32to support Africa.
30:34It's warm.
30:36That's good.
30:38I think
30:40it's time to go.
30:48That's it.
30:50There is no more wood.
30:52It's a desert.
30:56Just like in Africa!
31:10A few hours later
31:36Can I take a shower?
31:38Just a minute.
31:46What are you doing?
31:48I'm creating transparent threads.
31:50I don't understand
31:52why no one thought
31:54to make invisible threads before me.
31:56It solves a lot of problems.
32:00White, but not transparent.
32:04Maybe I should add
32:06a little force.
32:18What's wrong?
32:20Everything's fine.
32:30Well, I'm going.
32:32Good luck.
32:36A few hours later
32:44Kopatych!
32:46Can I take a shower?
32:50What's wrong?
32:52Yes, I fell into a puddle.
32:56I don't understand.
33:02Can you imagine?
33:04Who doesn't have water?
33:06And Kopatych is weird.
33:12Yuzhik!
33:14What's wrong?
33:18Wow!
33:34Aaaaa!
33:38I'll dry the linen.
33:44Can you imagine?
33:46I can hear voices.
33:50What did you eat?
33:52A pear.
33:56Oh, damn it!
33:58Ouch!
34:02Don't eat a pear yet.
34:04Eat something else.
34:10How did you get so dirty?
34:12I have no idea.
34:14After I fell into the puddle
34:16I went to Vlasyash,
34:18who was doing something.
34:20I got a little dirty there, too.
34:22Listen!
34:24He was making invisible threads.
34:28What a person!
34:46That's it.
34:48No more threads.
34:52Phenomenal!
34:54We have a Nobel Prize!
34:56How do we get it back?
34:59Yes, how?
35:01Why? For science, it is interesting in this form.
35:06What science, Yolka-Needle?
35:08Am I an experimental rabbit?
35:10Give me back me!
35:12Or I'll run away from you!
35:16You will not go anywhere, my translucent friend.
35:21You now belong to society.
35:26Hold the experimental!
35:56My invisible friend!
35:58You do not understand your happiness!
36:02This is such a great discovery!
36:05You do not even imagine!
36:08You will put a monument,
36:10you will become a world sensation!
36:13Oh, what is it?
36:16I became lighter than air?
36:19Phenomenal!
36:21This is a sensation!
36:24The monument is secured!
36:27You need to take a picture immediately!
36:44My friend!
36:47Do you have a camera?
36:55We need to take a picture immediately!
37:04So what kind of harvest is this year?
37:10The hedgehogs lead primarily a lonely night lifestyle,
37:15although they are often active in the morning.
37:19At night they are busy looking for food,
37:23and in the afternoon they rest and sleep.
37:27You do not imagine, Kopatyk,
37:30how much it is difficult for a hedgehog
37:35You do not imagine, Kopatyk,
37:38how useful hedgehogs are to animals.
37:43First, they are forest cleaners.
37:47Secondly, they clean potatoes for you.
37:51Thirdly...
37:53Do you lead a night lifestyle?
37:56Thirdly, the day before yesterday I helped you plough the garden.
38:00In Asia and Africa,
38:03the ears of desert hedgehogs are a little longer,
38:06and the needles are shorter.
38:08A hedgehog is needed everywhere,
38:11so he lives everywhere,
38:13in the desert, in the mountains, and in the jungle.
38:16Without hedgehogs, nowhere!
38:18Hedgehogs have a special mission.
38:20Hedgehogs are widespread everywhere.
38:23They are not found only in Australia.
38:26How is that?
38:28Can you imagine? No, and that's it!
38:35Why do you think that Australia is dying without hedgehogs?
38:39There are kangaroos and duck-noses in Australia.
38:43Do you think a duck-nose cannot replace a hedgehog?
38:46Don't talk nonsense!
38:48You are right.
38:50There is no point in talking here.
38:53I turn from words to deeds.
38:56What is it?
38:58You are not going anywhere!
39:10Hedgehog, give me a pillow, please!
39:13You will do!
39:15You are ungrateful hedgehog!
39:17Now I would run to my Australia
39:19from a furious crocodile
39:22and think,
39:24why am I not in my bed now?
39:27Why didn't I listen to a smart crocodile?
39:52Why didn't I listen to a smart crocodile?
39:56¶¶¶
40:20¶¶¶
40:21When you get tired and fall asleep, I'll take you back.
40:27Okay, but why do you have to go to Australia and not some other hedgehog?
40:34Someone has to, why not me? I'm still young, full of strength, easy to climb.
40:44Have you ever thought that Australia can be dangerous for hedgehogs? That's why they are not there.
40:50A hedgehog comes and turns into a hedgehog in a couple of weeks.
40:58By the time I get to Australia, I'll be a horse.
41:07Don't you think you're being very rude?
41:12Why is that?
41:13Because you're going where no one has called you.
41:17And what do you suggest?
41:19Write a letter to Australia!
41:22Ask if they need hedgehogs, in what quantity, for what period.
41:27Otherwise, it turns out that you are imposing yourself.
41:30You're right, you're absolutely right.
41:35I didn't think about it.
41:38Unfasten the chain, we're going home.
41:41I think I lost my key.
41:45Well, you're a duck-nose.
41:49A FEW HOURS LATER
42:19He lives inside me, he doesn't leave me alone
42:23He's an amazing genius, he's young and brave
42:27He does everything on his own
42:29He's all over Moscow
42:31He's young and brave
42:33He lives inside me
42:39He lives inside me, he's young and brave
42:43He lives inside me, he's young and brave
42:47He lives inside me, he's young and brave
42:51He lives inside me, he's young and brave
42:53Well, how's it going in Australia?
42:56I don't know. We haven't found it yet.
42:59That's right.
43:00Me and Hedgehog are going to spray the whole garden today.
43:04Wow, wow. You only think about yourself.
43:08And in Australia you think no one needs to spray the garden.
43:14Duck-nose!
43:16He lives inside me, he doesn't leave me alone
43:20He lives inside me, he's young and brave
43:24He lives inside me, he's young and brave
43:46Horse Don Quixote. Horizontal. Eight letters.
43:50Wow, he remembers everything.
43:54And I have no idea.
43:57Hedgehog's horse.
43:59Oh, it fits.
44:01H-o-r-d-e-g-h-o-m-e.
44:03That is, putty.
44:05What's wrong with Hedgehog?
44:07Let's be serious.
44:09I'm writing with a pen, after all.
44:11Test word.
44:13Vertical. Six letters.
44:15The best breakfast.
44:21Cottage cheese.
44:23I think it's yogurt.
44:27It fits both.
44:29What can be better than yogurt for breakfast?
44:32Only cottage cheese.
44:34Eat a spoon and admit you're wrong.
44:38Why? I know I'm right.
44:40Eat a spoon and admit it.
44:44You like it, so you eat your spoon.
44:47God forbid, friends.
44:49Next word.
44:51Four letters.
44:53Earth's companion.
44:55What could it be?
44:57Yogurt.
44:59Cottage cheese.
45:01That's not it.
45:03It's the moon.
45:05The best breakfast.
45:07Give it back!
45:09Or I won't talk to you.
45:11Well, let it be.
45:13The truth is more important.
45:15Give it back!
45:17Never!
45:19Give it back!
45:21Never!
45:35Well?
45:37I think it's very tasty.
45:39Yes, very. Thank you.
45:41What did I tell you?
45:43Let's go together and tell him everything.
45:47The sheep can be wrong.
45:49It's like him.
45:51But he won't go against the opinion of the majority.
45:53Really, always.
45:55With the majority.
46:00Will you give me two more horns?
46:02Wait, comrade.
46:04The moment of truth has come.
46:08This is nonsense, not the truth.
46:10You also misled them.
46:12Well, you know.
46:14And you...
46:16And you...
46:18Friends, wait!
46:20I called the editorial office.
46:22I found out the answer to the crossword.
46:24The best breakfast is a word of six letters.
46:27It's an apple.
46:29Apple.
46:31You're both wrong.
46:33By the way, I forgot to ask about Don Quixote's horse.
46:35It doesn't matter anymore.
46:37Yes.
46:38The crossword has nothing to do with it.
46:40This is a matter of honor.
46:42So let's hold elections.
46:44Like civilized people, God forbid.
46:46In a pre-election campaign.
46:50What can be better than fresh yogurt?
46:52For breakfast, lunch or dinner?
46:55Cottage cheese.
46:57You can eat it all day long.
46:59Both day and night.
47:01Strawberry.
47:03Raspberry.
47:04Banana.
47:05Kiwi.
47:07For my heart,
47:09a spoonful of cottage cheese.
47:12Like yogurt.
47:13You can't even come up with a normal rhyme.
47:16Nothing.
47:17What if I love both?
47:20What should I vote for?
47:23And from cottage cheese
47:25you can make snowmen
47:28with eyes and eyes.
47:30Chocolate.
47:32Vanilla.
47:33Peach.
47:34Orange.
47:35Cottage cheese.
47:36Don't yell at me.
47:38You're the first to start.
47:39I can.
47:40I'm a girl.
47:42Alas, it didn't work out civilizedly.
47:45What's going on here?
47:48It's night already.
47:51Savunia, tell him.
47:53No, you have to tell him.
47:55The best breakfast is yogurt.
47:57Cottage cheese.
47:58Yogurt.
47:59Cottage cheese.
48:03Are you out of your mind?
48:08Or don't you have anything else to do?
48:10Cottage cheese and yogurt are dairy products.
48:13It's basically the same thing.
48:15Both are tasty and healthy.
48:23You know, cottage cheese is really tasty.
48:27It's so thick.
48:29And your yogurt is just a delusion.
48:34It just melts in your mouth.
48:36Really?
48:37They're so different.
48:38And both are made of milk.
48:40And both are tasty and healthy.
48:44You're such a fool.
48:46Yeah, because of the nonsense.
48:48Oh, it's as usual.
48:50We could even argue about what's better.
48:52Cream or sour cream?
48:54Exactly.
48:55Cream, of course.
48:58Why?
48:59Don't start, lamb.
49:05Bucephalus?
49:07No, that's not it.
49:10Don't run after me!
49:12Eat the sour cream, I tell you!
49:14I won't!
49:15Eat it!
49:17No way!
49:22Rosinant!
49:23Of course!
49:26Rosinant!
49:29The End
49:53Who wants more milk?
49:55Me!
49:59How can you drink it?
50:03How did you know that you don't like milk?
50:06You haven't even tried it.
50:08You don't have to try anything to know that you don't like it.
50:13Niusha doesn't like caterpillars, and she hasn't tried them.
50:18You're being capricious.
50:20Milk is healthy, by the way.
50:23Why do you think it's healthy?
50:26Why do you think it's healthy?
50:30But everyone knows that.
50:32Yes, everyone knows that.
50:34How do you know?
50:35Where are the facts?
50:36Where are the studies?
50:37Where are all those who find it useful?
50:39Shut up, and I'll tell you even more.
50:41Milk is probably also harmful.
50:44That's stupid.
50:46My intuition tells me so.
50:48And it never let me down.
50:50Even when you decided to look for mushrooms in nettles?
50:53Or when you said that you can ride a bike back and forth without hands?
50:58Or when you decided to replace tanning cream with vinegar?
51:02Enough!
51:04I'll prove you right.
51:05Let's bet.
51:07On a carrot.
51:13So, I'm starting my special report.
51:16What does this harmless liquid called milk really contain?
51:21And is it harmless for our body?
51:23I have to find out on my own.
51:27So, I'm going to drink a whole glass of milk a day
51:31and record the deterioration of my health.
51:34No need for applause.
51:36I'm doing this for the sake of truth.
51:38Rather, for the sake of carrots.
51:40Hmm, one thing doesn't bother the other.
51:42Maybe we should continue?
51:45So, my first glass of milk.
51:48I hope the report will last longer than one day.
51:52Although I'm not sure about that.
52:03I don't believe it.
52:05Come on, you can't even joke.
52:09Hello everyone.
52:10The third day of my investigation is waiting.
52:13There are no visible health deteriorations yet.
52:16But I can feel it eating me from the inside.
52:25It's time to check how the consumption of milk
52:28affected my coordination.
52:34It doesn't count.
52:46Here.
52:48It doesn't count.
52:56The tenth day of my investigation.
52:58It's time to check how my health deteriorated.
53:01Don't breathe.
53:02Breathe.
53:06Well, the state of health has not changed.
53:10We can say that the indicators have even grown a little.
53:16It doesn't count.
53:23So, we are reporting from the bed of the victim.
53:26Please tell our viewers what happened.
53:30Why the camera?
53:31That's right.
53:32Don't get distracted.
53:34Well, I...
53:36Yes?
53:37Well, I...
53:39Climbed into the closet...
53:40Yes?
53:41Behind these...
53:42Blackened...
53:43Yes!
53:44And I hit my head...
53:46In the concrete.
53:47Tell me, was there any liquid in the concrete?
53:51Milk.
53:53That's right!
53:54Milk!
53:55I think now no one has any doubts
53:57that milk is extremely dangerous for our health.
54:01It doesn't count.
54:02Why doesn't it count?
54:08The case with the lamb shows us that the more milk,
54:11the worse the impact on the victim.
54:13To prove to stubborn skeptics my right,
54:16I decided to increase the daily dose to two glasses of milk.
54:22Don't try to repeat this at home!
54:36Well, that's enough of me.
54:37Admit that you like milk.
54:39And that it doesn't do you any harm.
54:41Only good for you.
54:44That's not true!
54:46Maybe I've become more energetic,
54:47and I've grown a few centimeters,
54:49but that's probably a symptom of something much more dangerous!
54:52Then take it off yourself.
54:54And I'm tired of this stupid argument.
55:04So, the hedgehog didn't make it to the end of the experiment.
55:07But I declare with all due responsibility
55:09that the investigation will continue.
55:12And not because I liked the milk,
55:15but not to win the carrot,
55:17but for the sake of the truth.
55:19And if necessary,
55:21I will continue my report to the end of my life.
55:37The End
55:52Let's do it this way.
55:54I admit that you can catch something with chocolate.
55:59And we'll go home.
56:08Well, as you wish.
56:10I'm tired of this.
56:12Let me know when you change your mind.
56:38I'm going to catch you!
56:43I'm going to catch you!
57:08Holy moly!
57:10The hedgehog won't believe me for sure!
57:14You probably want to eat!
57:17Take it!
57:37I'm going to catch you!
58:08Here!
58:10It's exactly the same!
58:11I call it Hrum!
58:15What?
58:16You want to say
58:18that while I was gone,
58:20you caught a living dragon with chocolate.
58:23Well, yes!
58:24You just made it up.
58:27Or do you want to play me?
58:29And then say...