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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, it has been seen that every human being tries to fulfill the rights of others.
00:27But whose rights should we fulfill?
00:29We have to set priorities for this as well.
00:31The priorities for this are such that you are a nation.
00:34Every human being is a nation.
00:35Every woman, every man is a nation.
00:38They are somewhere a pillar.
00:40Some for their children, some for the whole family.
00:43Some children for their parents.
00:46So it is seen that there are many such people
00:48who love, sympathize, sympathize, and help others in society.
00:54But when it comes to their family, their elders, their siblings,
01:00they do not show mercy and do not fulfill their rights.
01:03But outside, they do a lot of good.
01:06Then this good is probably for the sake of the society.
01:08Whenever you think of fulfilling your rights,
01:12when you think of fulfilling your responsibilities,
01:14then first of all, set priorities for your parents.
01:19Then your wife, your husband, your children, your siblings, your family.
01:26Fulfill their rights first.
01:27Outside, you fulfill the rights of everyone.
01:29But if you do not fulfill the rights of your sisters,
01:32if you do not fulfill the rights of your parents,
01:34then you are neither good nor will your life be spared
01:38because you were a very good person in society.
01:40You have to become good.
01:41First of all, become good for your parents, your children, your wife, your sisters, your brothers.
01:45Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:48Today, we will take you to a middle-class house
01:51and see what their condition is.
01:52Greetings.
01:53Greetings, son.
01:55How are you? Are you fine?
01:56I am fine, son.
01:58No, no, I can see that.
01:59But anyway, what is the condition of the house?
02:01My wife has killed me, son.
02:03Okay, there will be more inflation.
02:06Oh, what is this?
02:07He must have come to the bathroom.
02:08He has come.
02:10Let's go, son.
02:12What is this? Why did you switch off the lights?
02:13It is a jungle.
02:15There are 190-190 units.
02:17So?
02:17I won't let it be 200, right?
02:20I am dead.
02:21Okay, so it means that the meter reader will come today for reading.
02:24The meter reader won't come today.
02:25Meter reader will come on the 18th.
02:29If there is so much problem, then you can install solar panels.
02:32You have so much space.
02:33You can install good panels.
02:35This woman thinks that she is bigger than me.
02:37I don't have anything to say to her.
02:39So, will you stay in the dark for 18 days without a fan?
02:42I will stay in the dark.
02:44I have run it.
02:45I have brought a factory here.
02:46They have run it.
02:47Now I will stay in the dark.
02:48What are you doing? Sit down.
02:49Okay, Mr. Tufail, where are your two dark people?
02:52Who?
02:55They must be roaming around here.
02:56Believe me, there are 190 units.
02:59Oh.
03:00Do you know how much bill you have to pay for 200 units?
03:03Yes, of course.
03:03Yes, of course.
03:04They have made the slabs very dangerous.
03:06And this year, a poor man has paid almost 10 billion rupees.
03:11Only the poor people who have less units.
03:14They have to pay almost 10 billion rupees.
03:16Wow.
03:16Now I will stay in the meter reader for 18 days.
03:20I won't go to a single unit.
03:23The slabs have been kept in such a way that people can go under the slab.
03:27And the interesting thing is that many people are praying this year that their salaries don't increase.
03:33Right.
03:33Because when the salary increases, it will be less than before.
03:37Yes, tax.
03:38The slabs have been made in such a way that 10% additional tax has been imposed.
03:42If your income goes above one crore in a year.
03:44Mr. Talach, like your children, you have to run the electricity.
03:48No, no, aunt.
03:49I don't have any skin problem.
03:51Uday, take care of me.
03:53My skin is soft.
03:57Brother, what happened?
03:58Has the power gone?
03:59No, son.
04:00I closed it from my grid.
04:02What happened?
04:03I won't take a bath.
04:04Who?
04:05Me.
04:05No, you won't take a bath.
04:06Why?
04:07Where you don't take a bath for a year, you will take a bath for two more days.
04:10It's not a year, father.
04:11It's not a year.
04:12It's been 10 months.
04:13It's just...
04:15Father, drive the car.
04:16I will take a bath and sleep.
04:17Then I get a very good sleep.
04:19You will take a bath and sleep?
04:20Yes.
04:24Father, she keeps on smelling my sweat all day long.
04:29What did you say?
04:31Doesn't the government water come to your house at any time?
04:34Aunt, if the water doesn't come to the house,
04:37then no one will be able to take a bath.
04:41Uncle Tafail.
04:42Greetings.
04:43Who are you?
04:45I am Mr. Faiyaz's son.
04:46Okay, okay.
04:47I have heard that your son doesn't take a bath.
04:50But still, he doesn't take a bath.
04:52Son, you try it.
04:55Where is Mr. Faiyaz today?
04:56He has gone out of the city.
04:58Okay, okay.
04:59He has gone for a month.
05:00He said, son, all the responsibilities are on you now.
05:04I have taken my father's legacy with me.
05:07What did he run away with?
05:10Brother, legacy, legacy.
05:11Heritage comes first.
05:12Okay, I said, his legacy.
05:15What is your father's legacy?
05:22Brother, drive the car.
05:23That's it?
05:24I will not drive my nephew's car as you wish.
05:26There is a problem here.
05:27Don't you have hand fans at home?
05:29Who will explain to you
05:31how to fix a hand fan
05:32when your father's condition is so bad?
05:35He has installed a meter in his hand.
05:37I won't do this.
05:38Go.
05:38The lights won't turn on.
05:39I am telling you.
05:42It is so dark.
05:43It is so dark.
05:46Are you saying this?
05:48It is so dark.
05:49I am still saying this.
05:52Where is the fan?
05:55Oh.
05:55I am in trouble.
05:57What happened?
05:57The fan is broken.
06:00Where did you get this unit from?
06:02I will eat it for you.
06:03Are you saying this?
06:04Yes.
06:06I am telling you to switch off the lights.
06:08Oh, God.
06:09Oh, God.
06:10What happened?
06:11If the son-in-law is upset
06:12then he switches off the fan.
06:14Is this why I got married to you?
06:16I don't even sleep at your house
06:18if the fan doesn't work.
06:20Listen to me.
06:21Yes.
06:21You go to your house.
06:23Why? What happened?
06:24Why are you living in your in-laws' house?
06:25The meter of our house has been cut.
06:28Why?
06:28Because we don't have money
06:29to pay the electricity bill.
06:30He has promised the SDO of that locality
06:34that he will get it cut.
06:36Why should we get it cut?
06:38Yes.
06:38The fan keeps coming and going here and there.
06:42You don't even have a meter in your house.
06:44Why don't you go to your house?
06:46Dad, what happened?
06:46We have been living here for 11 months
06:47if it is 12 months.
06:48We are a burden there.
06:49Yes.
06:50Why didn't you stay with me for a month?
06:54Come here, my sister.
06:54Not today. Not tomorrow.
06:55The day after tomorrow.
06:56You don't want to go?
06:58We were going to leave.
07:00You were going to leave.
07:00We will stay here.
07:01You will stay here.
07:02Listen, uncle.
07:02Yes.
07:03Do you know what happens?
07:03What happens?
07:04Did you hear the example?
07:04You are living in your in-laws' house.
07:07I didn't hear that.
07:07I had gone to get tea from someone.
07:10Why don't you live with your sister?
07:12This is your sister's house.
07:13Don't smart people say
07:15that the dog is at my sister's house?
07:17Didn't you hear that?
07:18Didn't you hear what your in-laws said?
07:20No, I had gone to get tea from someone.
07:21That's what was happening.
07:23Dad, how can you tolerate
07:26that your daughter-in-law is sleeping in the fan
07:27and your daughter is sleeping without the fan?
07:29I am beating you.
07:30I am beating you.
07:31How can you sleep without the fan?
07:33I am beating you.
07:35I have kept your daughter like this.
07:37You have given her a fan in your room
07:39and she is sleeping like this.
07:44Go to my room and sleep.
07:46How does the fan work?
07:47It doesn't work.
07:49Listen to me, uncle.
07:50My son.
07:51Yes.
07:51You are like my son.
07:53People buy sons by giving daughters.
07:56I had one daughter.
07:58I had given her to you.
08:04I considered you as my father.
08:05I considered you as my son.
08:06No.
08:07What?
08:07No.
08:07My parents had one son.
08:11Yes.
08:11I had given her to you.
08:13Where is your daughter?
08:20Oh, no.
08:23Listen to me, uncle.
08:24Yes.
08:25How will you go home?
08:26Tell me.
08:27If I am staying at my in-laws' house
08:29and your daughter is also staying at her in-laws' house
08:31when will I say anything?
08:35I am tolerating your tantrums.
08:37Don't tell both of them.
08:39Tell the one who is there.
08:41Uncle, just tell me when will you go?
08:44Zeeshan, I haven't started the car yet.
08:46I have to wash the clothes.
08:47Ask the driver of the car.
08:49I am very tired.
08:50You are playing with the cars.
08:52You don't know.
08:53Uncle.
08:53Yes.
08:54Go inside and switch off the fan.
08:55Okay.
08:55As you say.
08:56I am telling you to switch off the fan.
08:58Dad, how will I wash the clothes
08:59if there is no water?
09:00She is a young girl.
09:02How will she go home?
09:04Why don't you drive the car?
09:05I won't drive the car.
09:06Why won't you drive the car?
09:07It's your father's property.
09:08Yes, it's my father's property.
09:09Aren't you my father?
09:10Yes.
09:12This is the plan.
09:13You are saying that you have made a son
09:15by giving your daughter to someone else.
09:15Why don't you listen to your grandson?
09:18I will drive the car.
09:19Yes, drive it.
09:20Okay, drive it.
09:25I will drive the car.
09:26Go and get the machine.
09:27And the clothes.
09:28Why are you giving me directions?
09:29I will tell him myself.
09:30Uncle, are you angry now
09:32that you gave your daughter to your father?
09:34He said yes.
09:37Let's go, brother.
09:38Thank God.
09:40Now you are feeling better.
09:42Mr. Tufail, he drove the car.
09:44Now your bill will be very high.
09:46The expenses have increased a lot.
09:47How can I tell you about the expenses?
09:49My heart is broken.
09:51Oh.
09:52Every month, Haroon sells something
09:54and I am paying the expenses.
09:56Oh.
09:57No one earns in your house.
09:59What do I earn?
10:00Someone takes Rs. 20,000
10:02and someone takes Rs. 15,000.
10:03Is that enough?
10:04You are charging Rs. 60,000 before electricity.
10:06I am telling this to my son-in-law.
10:08Stop it.
10:08Don't spit on me.
10:09Wipe your clothes.
10:10Listen to me.
10:10We will live in the summer.
10:11Listen to me.
10:12You have started it.
10:12Yes.
10:13Don't spit as much as you want.
10:14Wipe your clothes after spitting.
10:17Otherwise, it hurts.
10:19You have started it.
10:20You have started it.
10:21I will leave in a couple of days.
10:22Son, I am not telling you.
10:23I am telling you.
10:24You don't go.
10:25Now, you have to drive a motorbike.
10:27You have to drive a motorbike.
10:29These are not things.
10:30At least, you are not driving an AC.
10:32Why are you crying?
10:34I have spent the last two months
10:35by selling an AC.
10:37He has sold an AC.
10:38Why didn't you tell me?
10:39I would have given him a fixed rate.
10:45You fool.
10:46You have eaten the food
10:47that I have brought for you.
10:49Did you get the bill?
10:50I had paid the bill.
10:51I am not telling you where I had paid the bill.
10:53I have kept it in the cooler.
10:54It will remain cold.
10:55I am not going to touch the bill.
10:59Go.
10:59It will remain cold.
11:00I am not going to touch it.
11:01The bill will remain cold.
11:02Leave it.
11:03Now, you have to pay the bill.
11:04Didn't you get the bill last month?
11:06I have lost my eyesight.
11:07How much is the bill?
11:09Oh, my God!
11:13What happened?
11:14What happened?
11:15He is gone.
11:16Oh, my God!
11:18What happened?
11:19He has paid the bill.
11:20Immediately, tell a doctor not to do it.
11:22He has paid the bill.
11:24I told him to call a doctor.
11:26I had to go there because of you.
11:29How much is the bill?
11:30Rs. 69,300.
11:32It is okay.
11:32When you drive a car, you have to pay the bill.
11:35Go inside and pay the bill.
11:37Go inside and pay the bill.
11:38Go inside and pay the bill.
11:39I am stopping you.
11:40How much is Rs. 70,000?
11:41Rs. 69,300.
11:43I will pay the bill.
11:45I swear on God.
11:46I have paid the bill.
11:48I can only do this much.
11:49He is my artificial son.
11:51He will pay the bill.
11:53Look, this is how it is.
11:54Really?
11:55This is how it is.
11:56Yes.
11:57Now, only Rs. 69,200 is left.
12:03Rs. 200 is left.
12:05Rs. 200 is left.
12:05Rs. 69,100 is left.
12:07Oh, my God!
12:08I will talk to you later.
12:09I got a call.
12:10You get such calls.
12:12No, no.
12:14He has come.
12:16Greetings.
12:18Yes, sister.
12:19He has come.
12:21What?
12:21Yes.
12:22He has come?
12:23Okay.
12:24Yes, I am coming.
12:26Who has come?
12:27He is my in-law's son.
12:29So, you have got a new house?
12:31Yes, I have.
12:31Who else is coming?
12:32My brother-in-law is coming from abroad.
12:34So, your brother-in-law is coming?
12:35Yes, my brother-in-law is coming.
12:36Alone?
12:36He is coming with you, isn't he?
12:39Yes.
12:39Your fiance?
12:40Yes, he is coming with me.
12:41Let the marriage take place at 4 o'clock.
12:43Mr. Haroon, I don't like old people
12:46who say that this boy is handsome.
12:48Let it happen.
12:4913th?
12:51Come, sister.
12:52Come.
12:53Mr. Appa.
12:53He has come.
12:54Oh, the guest has come.
12:54Greetings, mother.
12:56Greetings.
12:57Greetings, father.
12:58Greetings, uncle.
12:59How are you?
12:59Greetings.
13:00Are you fine?
13:01How are you?
13:02So?
13:02Yes.
13:03God bless you.
13:03Greetings.
13:04How are you?
13:05Greetings.
13:06How are you?
13:07Are you fine?
13:07Sit, sit.
13:08Come, sit.
13:09Come here.
13:10Come here, aunty.
13:10Okay, you have come from abroad?
13:12No, sir.
13:13He is my younger son.
13:14Munna.
13:15Yes.
13:16He has stayed abroad.
13:16Munna.
13:17Hello.
13:18Yes, yes.
13:19Okay, no problem.
13:20I will call you later.
13:21You are fine.
13:22Munna.
13:23Hi.
13:23Take him to R.A.
13:24He has 15-16 sons.
13:27He doesn't work in films.
13:29Munna is fat.
13:30Hello, aunty.
13:31Okay.
13:31Brother, come here.
13:32Come here.
13:35Munna.
13:36God bless you.
13:37He is my younger brother.
13:38Hold this.
13:39Do you like to eat or drink?
13:40No, I like to eat and drink.
13:42You have to eat.
13:43I think.
13:44Father.
13:45Yes, dear.
13:46Father, due to low voltage
13:48there is no cold juice in the fridge.
13:51It is obvious.
13:52As soon as you open the fridge
13:53everything must have heated up.
13:54In a second.
13:57Father.
13:58Yes, dear.
13:59Due to voltage, the motor has stopped working.
14:01There is no water and tea can't be made.
14:03It is obvious.
14:03As soon as the motor stopped working
14:05all the water must have leaked out of the tank.
14:08I had to come and meet my brother.
14:10Yes, yes.
14:11I have to leave in two days.
14:13Come here.
14:13Sit here.
14:14He comes with me.
14:15He goes there.
14:16Come here.
14:17He knows how to spend his life.
14:21When I came here
14:22I thought I will get a great gift for my brother.
14:25Why not?
14:26There is a big Rolex shop near my house.
14:28Wow.
14:29I spent two to three hours
14:31and saw great watches.
14:32Yes.
14:33There was a sweet shop in front of the shop.
14:35There were watches too.
14:37I got you a lot of watches.
14:41Thank you.
14:42Did you buy it from there?
14:42Yes, I bought it for you.
14:43When you saw the Rolex shop
14:45they were closing it.
14:47You are the eldest son-in-law of this family.
14:49Yes.
14:49So, I have a son-in-law too.
14:51Yes.
14:51So, according to your personality
14:54I bought a tie for your brother-in-law.
14:56Okay.
14:57Uncle, you are the eldest son-in-law of this family.
14:58Yes, yes.
14:59And you are the pride of this family.
15:00I am giving my brother a wallet
15:02right in front of your eyes.
15:05Come here. Hold this.
15:06Thank you.
15:06Hold this.
15:07And give your brother a perfume with your own hands.
15:11Hey, I am his match.
15:14What?
15:15What is going on?
15:16Uncle, you are ruining the relationship.
15:19Give him the money directly.
15:24Take this.
15:25Uncle, every family has a drawer
15:26in which they keep empty plastic bags.
15:29Yes, yes.
15:29Keep this in it.
15:33Uncle, keep all the things inside.
15:35Come on, bring it here.
15:36Keep it inside.
15:36Dad, don't do this.
15:38I am already in a bad mood.
15:39Take this.
15:39What happened now?
15:40What is the mood?
15:41I want to buy that watch
15:43which my brother-in-law got for me.
15:45Brother, give him the watch.
15:47What if Sallu refuses?
15:49Oh, no.
15:49I like the smell of the boy.
15:53Uncle, give it to him.
15:54You are leaving the day after tomorrow.
15:55Oh, no.
15:55These are the lucky watches.
15:57Is it more expensive than Sallu?
15:59Take it.
16:00Yes, it is.
16:01Buddy, why do you worry?
16:02I will get you a pair of gold bangles.
16:05It is a very beautiful watch.
16:06What?
16:07The watch is beautiful.
16:08Yes.
16:08It is not working now.
16:11This is the king of my heart.
16:12Show it to me.
16:13Okay.
16:13Dad, I don't think we will get a marriage proposal.
16:15What happened?
16:17I have already given the watch to my brother-in-law.
16:19I want to buy that watch which my brother-in-law got for me.
16:22Get up from here.
16:23Buddy, I think we will take your leave.
16:24We will be back soon.
16:25Bye.
16:26When will you come back?
16:28We will be back soon.
16:31Give it to me.
16:32Where are you going to get a son-in-law?
16:34Yes.
16:35He doesn't even care about his sons-in-law.
16:38He doesn't even care about us.
16:39I have already given all the gifts to my son.
16:40I don't even spit in this house.
16:42What happened?
16:43Why are you upset?
16:45What did dad say to him?
16:46I don't know.
16:46He said that he has become dry by spitting.
16:49I have got a gift for you.
16:51Yes.
16:51Everyone is holding it like a statue.
16:53You didn't even give me one?
16:55No.
16:55Uncle.
16:56Yes.
16:57Keep this inside.
16:58Okay.
16:58You also go to your room.
16:59It is time for me to sleep.
17:01There is no one to wake me up.
17:02I have made a very important dream for you.
17:04Okay, tell me.
17:05How will you agree?
17:05What?
17:06How will you agree?
17:07I have arranged for the bill for this month.
17:12Didn't your father give you a watch?
17:14Yes.
17:14I want it.
17:15I want to wear it.
17:16You want a watch?
17:17Yes.
17:18Now listen to me carefully.
17:19Dad is sleeping soundly.
17:22Yes.
17:22You have to become a thief.
17:24I will remove this watch from dad's hand.
17:27Yes.
17:27As soon as you come, I will hold the watch in your hand.
17:30And then I will make noise.
17:32Thief! Thief! Thief!
17:33Okay?
17:33If you want to do a drama, you have to do it.
17:35Switch off the light and come.
17:36Yes, I will switch off the light.
17:51Don't do it.
17:52You are stealing in your own house.
17:54He is a real thief.
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19:06We don't want to get married to you. We don't want to get married to you.
19:10I will get married to you. Please give me the proposal.
19:16Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
19:18We will meet again after the break.

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