Jake Shane is known online as Octopusslover8, but does he know how many hearts an octopus actually has? The TikTok star takes on our new series, "Schooled," diving into grade school questions on different subjects, ranging from history, where he tries to remember the day the Declaration of Independence was signed (July 4th, duh ♀️) to math, where he calculates the recipe measurements to bake cookies for Tate McRae. Watch as Jake *almost* aces his Swiftie Studies elective (he doesn’t know Bombalurina!?) and join us in questioning, "Did we really need to learn that in school?"
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Stream "Therapuss with Jake Shane" here: https://pod.link/1723626781
#JakeShane #Schooled #Cosmopolitan #TaylorSwift #TateMcRae
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00:00What is an acute triangle?
00:02Read it again.
00:02What is an acute triangle?
00:04Read it again.
00:05What is an acute triangle?
00:07Just read it again, it's slower.
00:09What is an acute triangle?
00:12It says angle.
00:17Hi, I'm Jake Shane.
00:18And today, I'm getting schooled with Cosmo.
00:22I'll be tested in all different subjects.
00:24And the difficulty will range from first grade
00:26all the way to fifth grade.
00:28Let's see how I'm going to do.
00:34I don't think I'm going to do very good in history,
00:36which is weird because I know like history
00:38is kind of my thing.
00:42But it's like really not if you really think about it.
00:44What day and year is featured on the Declaration
00:47of Independence?
00:49Is it 1776?
00:51Oh, OK.
00:52Day?
00:53Who knows the day?
00:54I don't know the day.
00:56N-A.
00:58It's the 4th of July.
00:59Oh!
01:04Shit.
01:06What does the DC stand for in Washington, DC?
01:08District of Columbia.
01:11What two branches of government is
01:13the vice president a part of?
01:16Judicial and executive, executive and legislative,
01:19legislative and judicial, or D, all of the above.
01:23So it's definitely not C because she
01:25is part of the executive.
01:30I'm going to go with B.
01:32Yes!
01:33Yay!
01:34Because she doesn't decide on things.
01:37Does she?
01:38I don't know.
01:39Which war started with Paul Revere's famous line,
01:42the British are coming?
01:43What the fuck is that war called?
01:47Oh my god.
01:49The American Revolution.
01:53Name three of the Founding Fathers.
01:56OK.
01:56George Washington.
01:59Did the Founding Fathers sign the Declaration
02:01of Independence?
02:03Is John Hancock a Founding Father?
02:05No, he's not.
02:06Is Ben Franklin a Founding Father?
02:09I guess you can't tell me.
02:10OK, George Washington.
02:13Abe Lincoln?
02:16I'll just go with John Adams.
02:18And let's go with Ben Franklin.
02:23All three?
02:24Are you serious?
02:25Oh, wow.
02:27Who painted the Mona Lisa?
02:28Leonardo da Vinci.
02:30I've never seen it in person.
02:31No, but you know, she does what she has to do.
02:39You guys, I'm having a great time.
02:42What is an acute triangle?
02:45What is an acute triangle?
02:48What is an acute triangle?
02:50Just read it again slower.
02:51What is an acute triangle?
02:54It says angle.
03:00What is an acute angle?
03:02I think it's 90 degrees.
03:04Less than 90 degrees is acute.
03:06So I got that one wrong.
03:08Taylor Swift has $1,989.
03:12She gives Travis Kelce five $100 bills, four $20 bills,
03:16two $10 bills, and two $1 bills to buy all his friends
03:19the new Grand Theft Auto game.
03:21How much money does Taylor have left to spend at Via Corotta
03:23with her girls?
03:24So $1,989 minus $500 is $1,489.
03:30Minus $80 is $1,409.
03:32Minus $20 is, um.
03:35Just pull out your phone if you want to do it that way.
03:38But I want to do it without the calculator.
03:41$1,409 minus $20.
03:44This shouldn't be as hard as $1,399, $1,389 minus $2.
03:49OK, Taylor Swift has $1,387 left.
03:55Yay.
03:55What do you think she's ordering with the girls?
03:57Pasta and wine.
03:59If you're renting a room that's 11 feet wide by 10 feet long,
04:03how many square feet is in that room?
04:06I don't know.
04:07I didn't learn about square feet in school.
04:09Except 110.
04:10You multiply it by itself.
04:11Oh.
04:12What do you call a shape with nine sides?
04:16A hecticon?
04:17Octagon?
04:19Sectagon?
04:20A nonagon.
04:21Like who, like, come on.
04:24You're baking cookies for Tate McRae.
04:26The recipe for a dozen cookies calls for two eggs,
04:30one cup of flour, half a cup of brown sugar,
04:33a fourth cup of sugar.
04:34What would the measurement be to make only six cookies?
04:40Oh.
04:41One egg, half a cup of flour, a fourth cup brown sugar,
04:48and an eighth cup of sugar.
04:52Yay.
04:53OK, that was hard.
04:57Next up, science, which was my worst subject in school.
05:02Like, by far.
05:04What are the three R's of recycling?
05:06Reduce, reuse, recycle.
05:09What is the Statue of Liberty made of?
05:11Copper?
05:13What?
05:15How many hearts does an octopus have?
05:20Four?
05:21Eight?
05:23Six?
05:24Seven?
05:26Two?
05:27Three?
05:28Oh.
05:31Is a salamander a reptile or amphibian?
05:34What's a salamander?
05:37Does anyone know?
05:38Do you know?
05:41OK, so I'm going to go with reptile.
05:43No?
05:44OK, cool.
05:46Is a funny bone a bone?
05:47No, it's not.
05:49What is it?
05:50Don't know.
05:55It's time for my elective, Swifty Studies.
05:58Tell me how you think you're going to do.
05:59I think I'm going to do good, but I
06:00think you're going to throw a few curveballs at me.
06:03Name three songs Taylor has not performed at the Eris tour.
06:07I'm trying to think.
06:08I don't think she's done.
06:12No, she's done that.
06:14Oh, she hasn't done I'm Going to Get You Back.
06:17Has she done me?
06:18I don't think she's done me.
06:19And she hasn't done Florida.
06:21As of recording this right now, those
06:23are the only three that I can think
06:24of that she hasn't performed.
06:25So out of these three, I'd like to hear
06:27I'm Going to Get You Back.
06:28What character did Taylor play in the movie Cats?
06:30I don't know, because I've never seen Cats.
06:32I just don't love cats, honestly.
06:34Bumblerina.
06:36Bumblerina?
06:37Oh.
06:39What clothing company did Taylor model for as a teen?
06:41I think it's Ralph Lauren.
06:43Abercrombie and Bitch.
06:46Name three Easter eggs in the Look
06:48What You Made Me Do music video.
06:49So obviously, outside of the private jet,
06:53it's like all the different Taylors from each era.
06:56That's one.
06:59And she, The Vault. I'm pretty sure
07:02The Vault is like having all her old music in it
07:06that she like has to break open.
07:08So that's two.
07:10When she's in the bathtub with the jewels,
07:12is that supposed to be like because Kim
07:15got robbed with the jewels?
07:18OK, but I feel bad for putting that as an answer.
07:22And then when she's coming out from the ground,
07:24that's the old Taylor.
07:26Great.
07:27Which of Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds' daughters
07:29is featured on Taylor's song Gorgeous?
07:32Is it Betty?
07:34James?
07:35Yay.
07:36Name a song Taylor changed the lyrics to.
07:38That would be Better Than Revenge.
07:39She changed the lyrics from she's better
07:42known for the things that she's done on the mattress
07:44to she was a moth to the flame he was holding the matches.
07:48Close.
07:49Cool.
07:52And then Picture to Burn.
07:54Instead of she'll tell everyone that they're gay,
07:57in the other one she says, that's fine, I'll say.
07:59Nailed it.
08:00Yeah.
08:02Better than I anticipated.
08:03It's kind of crazy that I didn't know that the declaration
08:06was signed on the 4th of July.
08:07And I thought, like, no one knew that either, so.
08:11Thank you for watching me on Cosmo Schooled.
08:13New episodes of Therapist are out every Wednesday
08:15at 7 PM Pacific.