Die Flintstone Kids - 16. Das Monster der Teersümpfe Dinos Flohband Niemand ist perfekt
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00:33Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da-da
00:36We're growing up in the bedrock way
00:40Ba-da-ba-da, ba-da-ba-da-da
00:42Yabba-dab, yabba-dab, yabba-dabba-doo
00:46We are the Flintstone Kids
00:49Yabba-dab, yabba-dab, yabba-dabba-doo
00:52The Bedrock Flintstone Kids
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02:06Be careful, girls. As soon as you see the monster you need to scream
02:12The Bedrock Flintstone Kids
02:18Hehe
02:19What do we do now, Freddy?
02:20In my awesome scripture it says as follows
02:22The film crews end up at the beach of Island of Monsters
02:25I am the director and at the same time the unassuming and proud hero of the story.
02:32Also Betty, the world-famous movie star,
02:35Wilma, scientist, animal expert, professor
02:38and Barnigy Rollheimer, the watchful cameraman.
02:41Hey, look at the volcano!
02:44Oh, it looks pretty funny.
02:46The inhabitants seem to be restless.
02:48Hello, where are they restless? Who can sleep with the drums?
02:56The excess vegetation is extremely annoying.
03:00Yes, this thicket is pretty dense.
03:02No problem at all, just leave it to me.
03:05I'll take you on the shortest way through this jungle.
03:08You'll take us on your short way around in a circle.
03:10Nonsense, I was born with a compass in my head.
03:12Ouch, doesn't that hurt?
03:14I'm getting dizzy.
03:15Hey Barney, why are you in front of me all of a sudden?
03:17Uh, no idea, I just had to tie my shoes.
03:20So, from now on it's only downhill, folks.
03:23Uh, pretty downhill, I'd say.
03:28Well, did I lead you out of the jungle or not?
03:30Yabba! Yabba! Yabba!
03:33Do you hear that?
03:35Yabba! Yabba! Yabba!
03:39Yabba! Yabba!
03:41Who are these men?
03:43According to their limited vocabulary,
03:45we see the race of prehistoric humans.
03:47But they were not prehistoric, but prehistoric.
03:50Yabba! Yabba! Yabba!
03:53Very prehistoric, the prehistoric humans.
03:56Yabba! Yabba! Yabba!
03:59Well, not quite so prehistoric.
04:01I think this race of humans lived hundreds of years before the Stone Age.
04:04Are they from the Bone Age?
04:06Without a doubt, this is the country where time was wasted.
04:12I wish we could forget it, too.
04:14T-Monster! T-Monster! Take us out of here!
04:17T-Monster! T-Monster! Now we're done for!
04:20T-Monster?
04:22Don't worry, Barney. It's probably just a myth.
04:31This myth is pretty big.
04:33You have to film it, Barney.
04:35T-Monster! T-Monster!
04:38T-Monster! T-Monster!
04:43We found the only living specimen of a T-Monster.
04:52Help!
04:56Careful, you'll break my best dress.
04:59It didn't look like the beauty could calm the terrible beast.
05:02What now, Freddy?
05:06Hey!
05:07A cowboy like me can't put the little dirty monkey in his pocket.
05:11So put the lens on, partner.
05:13Okay, Freddy.
05:14Yee-haw!
05:18Help!
05:23I told you, help!
05:28Thank you, Freddy.
05:29It was a pleasure, ma'am.
05:32I hope it'll hold until we get it to Bedrock.
05:36Freddy, I forbid you to pull this poor creature out of its natural habitat.
05:45Nonsense! It's been sitting in this T-Vulcan for centuries.
05:48The monster will be happy to see something else.
05:51Besides, the good Nate Slade will pay me a fortune for this discovery.
05:55But the monster belongs on Monster Island!
05:59Don't get rid of it, Freddy. It's already in pain.
06:13Don't worry, it'll be caught in Bedrock.
06:17Visit the monster for only five mussels.
06:20Fresh from Monster Island.
06:22Only six... no, seven mussels.
06:24Monster T-shirts, posters, chewing gum with pear flavor.
06:27For eight... let's say, nine mussels.
06:31How's it going, partner?
06:33We're swimming in mussels, Freddy.
06:35Visit the monster for only ten...
06:38well, let's say, eleven mussels.
06:40Hey, boss, what do you want at the Bedrock Museum?
06:44Have you seen how Freddy Firebloodman is pulling people's money out of their pockets?
06:48Yep.
06:49Yep.
06:50And do we like that a bit, Spackstein?
06:52How many times do I have to tell you, Rocky?
06:54Listen up!
06:55We're going to release this giant monster so that Bedrock can fall apart.
06:59And then Freddy Firebloodman will get a lot of trouble.
07:02You can bet on that.
07:03Good idea, boss.
07:05But then Rocky's Rat Finger Gang will catch the monster and save Bedrock.
07:09And then we'll be the heroes.
07:11Hey, are we going to get hero medals?
07:13Ladies and gentlemen, me, Freddy Firebloodman,
07:17present to you the eighth wonder of the world,
07:20the monster of the tar pits.
07:28Don't panic, folks.
07:29Nothing can destroy this extra-strong wooden fence.
07:33But the tannic acids are of a different opinion.
07:37So, happy, happy, you little biters.
07:41And now the monster will show you a few simple tricks.
07:45Watch out, monster.
07:46Puzzle tree.
07:49Sit down and do the please, please.
08:07I told you the monster wouldn't fit in here.
08:10But the door didn't fit.
08:12Hey, Firebloodman, we want our mushrooms back.
08:14Yeah, it was double and triple.
08:16Hey, you shaggy heads.
08:18At your place, I'd paint this Freddy Firemalder's nose.
08:25I had imagined the end of my film differently.
08:28Extra edition.
08:30Read today, Monster Destroys Bedrock.
08:32Freddy Firebloodman in big trouble.
08:37Hey, he's pretty big, isn't he?
08:40Have you seen the monster?
08:42Not yet.
08:50Watch out, there he is.
08:51Get in the iron.
08:58Okay, Ghostbusters, show him.
09:06Huh?
09:08Uh-oh.
09:14What are we doing on the roof of Nate's house, Wilma?
09:17We're in the tallest building in town to get the monster's attention.
09:22That's right.
09:23On the Empire Nate Building.
09:25When we discovered the monster,
09:27it seemed as if the beautiful, terrible beast could calm down.
09:30I understand.
09:31The beautiful Betty will calm down our monster beast.
09:33So we can protect it from Rocky Rattenfels.
09:36I don't know. My hair looks terrible.
09:40I see him. There he is.
09:42Oh, hello, Mr. Monster.
09:44Mr. Monster.
09:56We got it.
09:57Switch to flight mode.
10:04Oh, no. Rocky's Rattenfels are getting in our way.
10:08Hurry up, Mr. Monster.
10:10Just a little bit more. You can do it.
10:14Fire at will.
10:17Oh, no.
10:28Oh, no.
10:29This is the first time I've ever had a 1 over my head.
10:35Good. That reduces the number of our monster to 1.
10:41Hello, my beautiful hero.
10:44Wilma, I have to admit, you were right.
10:46I shouldn't have sent the monster out of its environment.
10:49Forgive and forget, Freddy.
10:51Mr. Monster, I want to apologize to you.
10:53We'll bring you back to Monster Island as soon as possible tomorrow morning.
11:05Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
11:08Stop it.
11:11Bravo!
11:16That was really great, Freddy.
11:18Now you're nominated for the Oscar.
11:20I know, I know. Thank you.
11:22Typical, Freddy.
11:23But that's nothing compared to what I'm going to show you in two weeks.
11:27What, Freddy?
11:28Monster of the Rattenfels, part 2.
11:41Dino's Floor Bath
11:48Dino, come out. Your floor bath is ready.
11:52Dino, come out. I know you're in there.
11:56Hey, you can't hide from me forever.
11:59Okay, okay. I'll count to three if you don't open it.
12:11Oh, my poor little one.
12:13You won't catch a cold, will you?
12:15Well, then your floor bath has to wait.
12:30Floor number one, report to headquarters.
12:32Lunch at 12 o'clock.
12:34Yummy, yummy. I understand.
12:38Ready to attack. On your feet.
12:41Floor number two, report to headquarters.
13:05Floor number three, report to headquarters.
13:11Floor number four, report to headquarters.
13:16Oh, wow.
13:28Floor number five, report to headquarters.
13:40Floor number six, report to headquarters.
14:11Floor number seven, report to headquarters.
14:19Dino?
14:22What, now you want to take your floor bath?
14:25At two o'clock in the morning?
14:29All right, as you wish.
14:31And I always thought you couldn't stand floor baths.
14:41Appetizer!
14:48And salt.
14:50Dead.
14:53Nobody is perfect.
15:03Okay, guys. Popcorn is ready. I'm coming.
15:10Oh.
15:14Uh, excuse me.
15:16So, Barney, you really have talent to make a mess.
15:19Yeah, what if you just sit on the floor, just to be safe?
15:22Uh, understood.
15:25Okay, kids, are you ready?
15:28Bunga, bunga.
15:30That's right.
15:31That means we're ready for a new episode of...
15:35Help!
15:40Action!
16:05Of course.
16:06But wait!
16:07There appears in the sky the form of the hero of Bad Rock,
16:09our beloved superhero, namely...
16:12Huh? That's not Captain Caveman.
16:14I don't want to hope that.
16:16I refuse to be compared to this pimp.
16:21Because I am Perfect Man.
16:23Perfect Man.
16:33Hey, what's going on? Let me out of here!
16:37We seem to be too late, Dad.
16:396.5 seconds to be precise.
16:45You did a good job, Captain Caveman.
16:48You should thank me, Inspector.
16:50What?
16:51Let me introduce myself. Perfect Man.
16:53Perfect Man?
16:55Yes, it's time that Bad Rock gets a real superhero,
16:59one who doesn't just understand the coiling language.
17:02Until tomorrow morning, I promise Perfect Man
17:04to have Bad Rock free from any crime.
17:07He must be a perfect defender.
17:11Extra, extra, extra, perfect man stops all crimes.
17:14Current front.
17:17That's right.
17:19Perfect Man has caught all the heavy criminals of the city
17:22and now he's already behind the light criminal.
17:24Do you want to give Perfect Man the medal of honor?
17:27I'll be right with him.
17:29I'm sorry, old man, but Perfect Man has taken over your post.
17:32Ongar, doesn't that mean I'm unemployed from now on?
17:35Hmm, maybe there's something else.
17:42Ongar, I don't have the slightest desire to be Captain Putzman.
17:45Calm down, Dad. You're holding up really well.
17:48Bad Rock doesn't need me anymore, Cavey.
17:51Maybe it's time to get a nail.
17:55Don't be sad, Dad.
17:57You'll always be my favorite hero.
17:59Maybe we just need a vacation.
18:01You're right, Cavey Junior.
18:03We should both get rid of heroic deeds.
18:06Isn't that wonderful, Dad?
18:08It is, but I'd still rather be Bad Rock's savior.
18:13Hey, I'll join you guys.
18:15Oh, Cavey, now Bad Rock will prefer superheroes
18:18over Captain Caveman.
18:22Excuse me?
18:23Perfect Man wants to get rid of you because your car doesn't have brakes?
18:27I'll take care of it right away, Mom.
18:31Our prisons are full.
18:33No decent citizen dares to walk on the street
18:35because Perfect Man has issued a new dress code.
18:38We have to do something.
18:41That's right, Mayor.
18:45This is my list of changes to Bad Rock's law
18:47that must be passed by tonight.
18:49And if I don't agree?
18:54That...
18:56could harm your health.
18:59That's against the law.
19:01You may be mayor, but I rule this city.
19:04And now please excuse me.
19:05I have to go to a bridge
19:07dedicated to the most famous man of Bad Rock.
19:10Me.
19:12This man is more dangerous than a cricket.
19:15Now there is only one hero who can save us.
19:22Hello? Where is the police president?
19:24Oh, you need car wash?
19:26No, this Perfect Man ruins the whole city.
19:29Come home, Captain Caveman.
19:31We need you here.
19:33Onga bonga.
19:34Don't worry, the police president is with you.
19:38Come on, Cavey Junior. Bad Rock needs us.
19:41Hooray!
19:43Then let's swing the coals, Dad.
19:46Captain Caveman!
19:51And action!
20:03I count to three, Perfect Monster, you leave the city.
20:06One...
20:07Two...
20:08Three...
20:09Onga!
20:17Are you okay, Dad?
20:18Onga!
20:20Onga!
20:22I need to get going.
20:24Okay, Perfect Man.
20:25You wouldn't want it any other way.
20:30Bravo, Dad! Bravo!
20:36Onga!
20:41Onga!
20:42Let's see if Mr. Perfect Monster can get out of there.
20:44It's happening, Cavey Junior.
20:49I'll be right back.
20:53Onga bonga!
20:54I'm going to fight Kung Fu Yi!
20:57Oh no, Dad!
20:58Not Kung Fu Yi!
21:02Well?
21:03Are you ready, Perfect Monster?
21:05Of course I am, you crazy bat.
21:08Well?
21:09If you're so perfect, why doesn't anyone like you?
21:16If I were really perfect, people would like me.
21:19But because no one likes me, I can't be perfect.
21:22Oh, that's my whole problem.
21:24You can be calm, Perfect Man.
21:26You'll soon have enough time to think in prison.
21:30The citizens of Bad Rock would like to apologize, Captain Caveman.
21:34I forgot.
21:35I have my son, Cavey Junior, who helps me in difficult times.
21:39My dad, Captain Caveman.
21:42Yes.
21:43And my son, Cavey Junior.
21:45Yeah! Captain Caveman!
21:47Yeah!
21:48Captain Caveman!
21:52Oh, Barney, don't you want to sit with us?
21:55Yes, everyone can make a mistake.
21:57Yes, yes, all right.
21:59I still don't want to sit next to someone who is so clumsy.
22:05No!
22:07I'm sorry, Barney. No one is perfect.
22:09Not even Freddy Firestone.
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