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00:00Hello friends! Now comes the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
01:00Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
01:30Luigi, could you take care of my Kenneth for a few hours?
01:33Ah, your time of love, Mrs. Periwinkle.
01:36Why me? What do I know about fish?
01:38Nothing has already happened, come on.
01:40Watch out, step!
01:41So, you know, Mrs. Periwinkle, if you love your goldfish so much, why don't you just take it with you?
01:47But I wanted to, you know, Luigi.
01:49I wanted to go kiting today and Kenneth already has his experience with kiting.
01:54He already fell off his horse, you know.
01:56No wonder I'm the lead.
01:58And it's important to you, Mario. Would you take care of my Kenneth?
02:02Yes, of course.
02:04Thank you, Mario.
02:06You know, Kenneth is like my son, whom I never had.
02:10Just a little quieter and easier to take care of.
02:13I have to go now, Kenneth, my dear.
02:16Your mommy has to go kiting now.
02:18I'll be back sooner than you can count to ten on your fingers.
02:22And Mario, if he wants to ride on the swing, ignore it.
02:29Why are you playing the fish sitter?
02:31Because she asked me to.
02:33Oh, because she asked you to.
02:35If she asks you to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, will you do her the favor?
02:38Depends on the season.
02:40You're in the ice.
02:42Hello, Kenneth. How are you, old fish skin?
02:45No, I'm not going to sit on the swing now.
02:48What, you're hungry? I understand that well.
02:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:53Are you crazy?
02:55You can't feed the fish with something like that.
02:57Of course I can. What's good for us isn't poisonous for them.
03:00Hey, Kenneth, but not all at once. Nice and slow.
03:04You're really crazy.
03:11And you think he'll survive that?
03:15Here are the Mario Brothers at the Kletner game.
03:18To the secret zone through an abyss field.
03:20Rap the princesses in mushroom wonderland.
03:24Get off the stage.
03:27Yeah, the Koopas and the Koopas think you're evil.
03:30Rap the princesses in mushroom wonderland.
03:32Amused, confused and jealous.
03:34Bet away. Yes, anyone can bet.
03:36You get off the stage.
03:44The Masked Judge.
03:49Kletner labor report number 1870.
03:52We were at the Wild West border of the Mushroom Kingdom.
03:55Billy the Koopa had the people of Mushridge
03:57brought all their gold.
04:03Mario, watch out for the potholes.
04:06We have to bring the gold to Mushridge,
04:08because the people there are starving.
04:10I know how important this gold transport is, princess.
04:13That's why I'm driving this postcard as fast as I can.
04:17What? The Mario Brothers are coming.
04:20Sir, these Spaghetti Kletner
04:22want to help the people of Mushridge.
04:24This will prevent them from the horror of the Wild West.
04:27Mamma mia!
04:29Here in the Valley of Death, it's hotter than in a pizza oven.
04:36If you don't like the heat,
04:38then lie in the shade.
04:40Help! Koopa?
04:42How did you get here?
04:44How did you get here?
04:53Let's see how long you can hold out.
04:56I don't mind if you let go.
05:10Tell me, isn't Mario lying in the sand?
05:13Mario!
05:15But if Mario is lying in the sand,
05:17who's sitting on the back of our carriage?
05:19Don't worry, Browsehead.
05:21You're in bad hands.
05:23And that's exactly how your gold is doing.
05:25The next stop is the Double Cross Range.
05:28Now watch out, Koopa.
05:30You can't stop a Kletner.
05:35It's a shame that even a Kletner needs water.
05:38Water! Water!
05:41Did someone say Kletner?
05:43What is a Kletner doing in the desert?
05:45I am Kletner. I am Kletner Mario.
05:47I am Pronto.
05:49Put Mocasin on this side of the Wild West.
05:52I'm totally dry, Pronto.
05:55Where's the next water hole?
05:57Cactus. Kletner can drink cactus water.
05:59Really?
06:01Then let's go.
06:04Thanks for the tip, old friend.
06:08Now I have to compare my open account with Billy the Koopa.
06:12Koopa is a stinking reptile.
06:14Kletner Mario will need Pronto's help.
06:17Together we will bring justice to the Wild West.
06:21With this mask, Koopa will never recognize me.
06:25Masking is good.
06:27Now Kletner Mario just has to learn how to deal with the shooting iron.
06:38Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
06:41With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
06:44With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
06:47With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
06:50With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
06:53With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
06:56With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
06:59With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
07:02With this mask, Kletner Mario will never recognize me.
07:06Ah!
07:14Oh dear, oh oh.
07:26Kletner Mario learns very quickly.
07:28You will soon teach this mean Koopa to fear.
07:31And you are an excellent teacher and dear friend.
07:34I don't know how we're going to do it yet, but we're going to free my friends now.
07:38The masked avenger and his friend Pronto are on a warpath.
07:41Go, Pronto, give your bird the tracks.
07:52Welcome to the Double Cross Ranch.
07:55Is there anything I can do to make your stay even more unpleasant?
08:01If you think you've won, Koopa, you're wrong.
08:03It won't be long before Mario comes to free us.
08:06Whatever you say.
08:08Nobody survives the scorching heat in the Valley of Death,
08:10and not even Kletner.
08:15What? What are you doing, disguised Kletner?
08:18The area is yours.
08:20This is a business card, a silver suction bell.
08:23It's called the Masked Avenger and looks relatively dangerous.
08:27Very good. If this garlic-eating masked avenger looks for Koopa,
08:31I will show him the way to my trap.
08:38No trace, Kletner Mario. No trace of Koopa.
08:41And what do you say about this trace, Pronto?
08:44Looks like a trap.
08:46My mother always said traps are traps, so let's go!
08:58Where did Koopa go?
09:07No, Koopa. Canyon Suckers.
09:10You've got that right.
09:13Billy the Koopa.
09:15Congratulations on finding me, masked spaghetti Kletner.
09:18Pick up your paws and give me your weapons.
09:21Kletner Mario needs a plan.
09:23Fast.
09:24Fast?
09:25No problem, Pronto. I'll take care of this Koopa and...
09:31What's that supposed to mean?
09:33You idiotic Koopa Troopers don't even know where left and right are.
09:36Left, no, right, no. There. There it is. There. Left, right.
09:41If I'm too fast for you, then watch out how fast Pronto is.
09:44I'm faster than you.
09:46There. There. Left, right.
09:48If I'm too fast for you, then watch out how fast Pronto is.
09:51Pronto?
09:54Now that's something. He's just taking my weapon away from me.
10:06Old saying. Only the faster one is faster.
10:10Pronto, watch out!
10:12Or you'll get caught by a cactus.
10:15We'll ride back to the ranch, boys,
10:17and take this fast mushroom with us,
10:19so the masked weakling won't have any stupid thoughts.
10:22Stop! Wait!
10:24Holy, varied lasagna!
10:27Now you can call yourself the lonely and abandoned rascal.
10:31Because now all your friends are under my control.
10:38You won for the first time.
10:40And the masked rascal won't give up.
10:43This hot-tempered cowboy doesn't stand a chance.
10:48Now I've got all the gold and these four precious prisoners.
10:52The masked rascal will make a mess of your evil plans.
10:55You mean it to all reptiles.
10:57A windy spaghetti clamped against me and my troopers.
11:02I'm not laughing. He's good at keeping away from here.
11:06Hey, cowboy!
11:08Tell Billy the Koopa
11:10that I've got a silver suction cup with his name carved into it.
11:24The masked rascal is right on my heels.
11:27Billy and I'd rather go back to the...
11:29to the...
11:31to the...
11:33to the...
11:35to the desert.
11:37You're right, princess.
11:44Holy garlic! Is that Mario?
11:47No, that's the masked rascal.
11:53Make this spaghetti rascal go to hell!
11:56Go!
11:57Don't worry, boss. We'll make a mess of him.
12:01Koopa Troopa's attack!
12:05Ow!
12:14Ow!
12:24Get off him! Get off him!
12:31What?
12:35What?
12:37What?
12:39What?
13:04He's back! He's back!
13:09He's back! He's back!
13:11He's back! He's back!
13:20I really didn't know the Wild West was so wild.
13:24The Wild West isn't as wild as I am.
13:26And I can get even wilder.
13:28You're a good shooter, Mario.
13:31Well, Billy the Koopa,
13:33what do you say to the masked rascal?
13:36Hey, Koopa has...
13:38made himself out of the dust with the gold.
13:49Look for a new boss, you losers!
13:55Get in the fields, bird! After him!
14:09Faster! Faster, bird! Faster!
14:24This spaghetti rascal is just a few horsepower too weak on his chest.
14:32All a rascal needs is his tools and two skillful hands.
14:36I'm a clumsy cowboy!
14:49Wait! Wait! What's this?
14:52Let me sit down! Stop! Wait!
15:00Catching this Koopa is a waste of time.
15:03I must free my friends and bring the gold to Mushridge.
15:13Well, Pronto,
15:15now we've returned the stolen gold to the people of Mushridge
15:18and chased Billy the Koopa out of the country.
15:21We were a good team, Clampner Mario.
15:25I must say, you were a very loyal helper to me.
15:28Thank you, Pronto!
15:30Arrivederci, my fast and brave fellow Mushridge!
15:35And now lie down in the fields, you birds!
15:38Who was this masked man?
15:40That was the masked rascal.
15:42We didn't even have the opportunity to thank him
15:45or invite him to dinner.
15:49Did one of you say something about dinner?
15:52And you thought Pronto was fast?
15:56How do we explain this, Mrs. Periwinkle?
15:59I don't think we have to explain much to Mrs. Periwinkle.
16:02You think so?
16:04I think she knows what it means when a fish swims on its back.
16:07Well, if that was a real goldfish,
16:09it wouldn't swim, but sink.
16:12Hey, Mario,
16:13maybe we can catch a double fish
16:16and pretend it's Kenneth.
16:18Of course! The Raticator!
16:20Hey, Raticator, is a goldfish swimming in the seawater?
16:24Yeah!
16:28That's not a goldfish.
16:29Shut up!
16:30Yeah!
16:31Don't you have anything better to do?
16:33I really don't know what to do anymore, Mario.
16:35Me neither.
16:37Mario? Luigi?
16:40I'm back!
16:45Where's my favorite, my goldfish?
16:48Oh, yeah, uh...
16:50I'm sorry, Mrs. Periwinkle, it's gone.
16:52Gone? Where is it?
16:54Uh...
16:56I've got it. It swam away.
16:58It swam away from home.
17:00What?
17:01Kenneth would never swim away from home.
17:03He always had what a fish needs.
17:06Three meals a day, a roof over his head,
17:09and as much water as he wanted.
17:11That's right.
17:12I lied to her.
17:13I'm sorry, Mrs. Periwinkle.
17:15I... I...
17:16The truth is that Mario fed her poor Kenneth,
17:19and he didn't survive that.
17:21Come out, Mario, and tell Mrs. Periwinkle
17:23how it happened.
17:24Oh, yeah, uh...
17:28Mrs. Periwinkle, I'm really sorry.
17:30I'm embarrassed.
17:31Do you think that something happened
17:33to my little Greek goldfish?
17:35Well, I would say...
17:36He, uh...
17:38He missed her.
17:41Thank you, congratulations.
17:43I think he's overjoyed to see you.
17:45Oh, Kenneth, my darling.
17:47How nice of you, my nice young man.
17:49Now you come home to Mommy
17:51and take a nice hot bath.
17:53Oh, Mario, thank you very much.
17:55No, no, no, no, no, no, Mrs. Periwinkle.
17:57I can't accept the money.
17:59Well, I'm touched.
18:01I'll tell all my friends
18:03to call you
18:05if they need a fish sitter.
18:07Take care.
18:08That's wonderful, Mrs. Periwinkle,
18:10but we're only doing it for you.
18:12Normally, a goldfish costs $10 a day,
18:15a zebrafish $20,
18:16and a humpback whale...
18:20Make the Mario swing!
18:21Arms up and down,
18:23get on your feet!
18:25Super Mario, one step forward!
18:28And again,
18:29dance the Mario!
18:30My followers!
18:34That's it!
18:36That's the Mario!
18:39Make the Mario swing!
18:40Arms up and down,
18:42get on your feet!
18:44Super Mario, one step forward!
18:47And again,
18:48dance the Mario!
18:49My followers!
18:52Dance the Mario!
18:53That's it!