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00:00Hello friends, it's me a lot of you guys are out of school right now
00:03And you've been asking me to do school tick tocks if y'all miss school so badly. Okay, let's do it
00:12She had to dance on a table in the middle of class for losing a bet
00:19So did the fall count no that didn't count as a dance get up fix the table
00:23You are still not excused from doing your dance. I have a whole world is against her first
00:27She lost the bet then she got a dance on the table. The table said no
00:31So bad
00:33We asked her teacher if we could open the windows. Yeah, no too bad. The AC is broken
00:38You came here to learn not feel the breeze bro
00:41Rather let his students die from a heatwave then open the windows
00:44I'll put up a video of a fan and you can use your imagination and pretend it's blowing cold air at you
00:49How does that sound definitely something a teacher would do we all have that one friend?
00:58Yeah, you ruined my notes I'll ruin your life it's low-key deserve
01:03You know, no remorse either don't mess with this person. This girl was just standing behind him. He doesn't even know she's there
01:13Why he fall like that man tipped him like he was a piece of glass where he's definitely some cursed Riz fellas
01:19Is this W Riz? This is your sign to make sushi in class
01:23How you gonna make sushi in class without it stinking up the place all with paper y'all will do anything but pay attention in class
01:30I'll be scribbling on every corner of every single page. This has got to be some kind of ADHD
01:35Okay, just cut up the toppings put them in. Oh, wow
01:38Even the sushi tray and the pencils as chopsticks Wow teacher be yapping about World War two
01:45Well, you sit in here making sushi. She looks like she's asleep in class, right?
01:49No, she played that piano game with her toes raw dogging it in the middle of class
01:54Yo, this is low-key very impressive, but also I'm confused. You're allowed to sleep in class. She can't prepare it
02:00She even brought a pillow, but they won't let you have an iPad out. She's mastered the art of foot fingering
02:05No, pressing buttons with your toes. That's what I meant. What is this mystery white substance? Oh, it's got to be chalk
02:11Oh, we're doing some arts and crafts. Oh
02:14They made clay no way. Okay. This is looking suspicious. Why is it starting to look like frosting?
02:20Don't tell me they're gonna make a little chalk cake chalky little cake
02:25Made of chalk. Oh, well, that looks amazing. I really hope this video ends with somebody taking a bite
02:30I had no idea clay plus water turns into this
02:33Think about all the arts and crafts you could do during biology class, you know
02:37I have no idea what photosynthesis is, but I made a matcha strawberry tart out of chalk
02:42I think you should go to culinary school or the ADHD Academy
02:47By the way guys, this isn't for a grade, but
02:52This was up was so quick not for great. I don't care. How does the teacher expect you to react?
02:57Oh, no, but I still wish to learn more about the powerhouse of the cell. Give me an extra assignment
03:01I can do for fun because school is fun
03:05Much rather do an assignment the whip out some Cheetos and YouTube on the iPad. Yes, miss Cooper. You are absolutely right
03:12POV you're sitting behind that one student
03:15This would be me anytime I needed something I didn't even bring anything to class
03:19I would always ask for a piece of paper. I would always do a 360. Can I get a piece of paper?
03:24It was so annoying when somebody did this to me mostly when I was a dude that wanted to talk
03:28Well, I ain't here to talk turn yourself around and shut up POV. Your dad is helping you in your homework
03:35Not cuz why is your dad helping you with anything just make you cry, you know
03:39Cuz they're constantly yelling at you. This was my dad teaching me how to drive for the first time
03:43He insisted and the entire time just starts yelling at me. I don't want to drive anymore. I just want to go home
03:53Break 500 feet behind the car when you drop a sheet in class, where does it go?
03:59Nobody knows the sheet belong to the streets. It's no longer yours. That was your homework tough luck, buddy
04:10Yeah, that's exactly why they put the wet floor signs so you don't do a cartoony ass slip
04:17It just makes everything so much funnier POV your brother is playing a fake fire alarm on his phone to get out of class
04:24Yeah, everybody's just ignoring it
04:28Don't think it's working
04:31Let him get off really Andreas
04:36You know what that's pretty valid I would do the same it's like we are studying for a test
04:41Why are you teaching us new things when I could be studying for that test? He got a point
04:47I have never seen somebody skip school to study. I have literally only skipped school once
04:51It was one class and because my friend made me I was peer pressured into skipping class
04:57We left to go get Jack in the box
04:59And then we came back because I didn't want to miss any more class because I was afraid I was a pretty good kid
05:05Not really, but I was just afraid of my parents when you're on your phone in the middle of class
05:10The teachers right behind you. He's literally right there ma'am turn around. Oh
05:15Oh
05:24Where did that guy come from oh he used the back door I
05:31Was gonna say how are you just gonna have your phone just out in the middle of class like no shame no hiding it
05:37Just out when they open I guess the teachers stepped out of class from the front door
05:42But came in through the back door before she realized
05:47Well the teachers mad for no reason
05:52She took the mad voice out and something tells me she does this a lot if the TA has memorized the entire speech
06:04I feel like some teachers that you just can't take them seriously when they get mad unless they
06:09Yeah, let you and tell you to shut up and sit down
06:12I feel like that's when it gets real and you're like, ooh, but somebody's just like not scary and not make comments and listen
06:19Because the questions you're asking are what I have just gone over. She's kind of giving off a golden retriever energy
06:26Yeah, man, you'll be me every single minute in school. Just another night. Just another day
06:32This was me except that actually learned how to spell single. I never wrote on textbooks though
06:37I always thought it was like illegal for some reason and whenever I'd like open up some random page in a textbook and there's
06:42Like a wiener right next to Queen Elizabeth's face
06:44I'm just like who did that that's not allowed but they obviously never got caught
06:48I always thought they could like track you down based on the textbook that you rented
06:52I mean, I always rented my textbooks
06:54So, I don't know I would just draw on my papers me taking pictures of the board in class knowing I'll never look at those pictures
07:00again
07:02Wait, y'all have it so easy
07:03Like you do not have to take notes if you could just like take pictures of the board or like take pictures of other people's
07:08Notes see we couldn't do that when I was in high school
07:10We have to manually write down word for word if we were gonna copy someone else's notes
07:15There was no oh, I'll take a screenshot and look at it. Later. You're not even gonna look at the screenshot later
07:19Anyway, yeah for my daughter before school. Oh, she eat be
07:25after
07:28What the Sigma
07:30That what the kids are saying these days, what does that even mean she looking like she about to raise me up
07:36Everyone holding the door leaving school that one person
07:41Me cuz after I wash my hands, I don't like touching doors
07:44So I just like unless my hands are dirty then I'll hold it open, but I just don't like touching doorknobs
07:49POV me in middle school making sure everyone in the class knows. I'm the first one on the backside of the manipulation
07:56Oh
07:58Wait, were we all this dramatic? It's like you look around like oh surrounded by slow idiots
08:04It's like flipping your trap card in Yu-Gi-Oh, you gotta be dramatic with it. I gotta let everybody know. I'm faster than y'all
08:10I'm already on the back now
08:11The best is when you finish first and then you have to walk up to the front and then place it on the teacher's
08:16Desk. Oh, yeah, they said that was never me
08:18I was never the first one done if I finished first, I like double triple checked it
08:22I was like, wait a second. There's no way I got all of these right if I'm finished first
08:27POV your class of 21. Oh, I was during kovat. Oh
08:32No way, the yearbook is screenshots from zoom
08:38Y'all did a photo shoot on the webcam. I cannot believe this right now just screenshots of everything
08:45Why is this so sad future farmer? We got a future Farmers Club of America
08:51Yeah, we're gonna show you how to reap and sow through the computer. This is so sad
08:55What kind of dystopian society do we live in imagine not having a webcam and your yearbook photo was just an F
09:03Imagine showing this to your kids 30 years from now like yeah, this is mommy in 21
09:09The teacher leaves the classroom for two seconds
09:13Everybody stacks their desks
09:15What did you think was gonna happen?
09:17I'm gonna climb the chair desk tower. Then what the teacher walks in and then all of you get the tension
09:22I mean to be fair they almost made it was really close
09:24This is definitely be one of those word problems if Brian stacks seven desks in a pyramid and he weighs
09:30150 pounds and climb to the top calculate the Pythagorean theorem of the triangle formed
09:35I think that could actually be a real word problem high school English teacher who flirts with her student athletes
09:40It is always English teachers
09:43Seriously, go back to your desk. I'm done
09:48Stop I'm done
09:51You guys are so annoying
09:54Mikayla, how come I didn't see your homework?
09:57No, I just think it's weird that you have time to talk. They will always go off on the girls
10:02This is like such pick-me behavior
10:03It's always the English teachers that give up such big pick-me vibes like they're always gonna attack the girls
10:09They're always gonna be worried about them and they're gonna be like
10:12Stop it
10:15Ma'am Kyle is 16. You are 43, you know, it's scary
10:19One of my teachers in high school ended up marrying a student that was younger than me a few years after she graduated
10:27Somebody called the police. I know you can count
10:30Because you counted how many times you guys lost on Friday
10:38Because the dance recital is not enough of a reason
10:41For you not to turn in your homework, like it doesn't make any sense to me. Please leave
10:46leave
10:47Darren come here
10:49Do you need an extension?
10:51Well, I know you guys have the game on Friday. Oh
10:54But Kyle gets the extension. Oh, y'all be picking favorites. This is just such a gross icky behavior cover your farts
11:06Zero out of ten well, then even try
11:12Y'all are so off with the timing am I still laughing at farts? Yes, it's like an attempt was made
11:19They failed miserably, but anyways, that's all for today
11:22I hope you guys enjoyed this video
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