Käpt'n Blaubär - 065. Duell mit Revolver-Ringo
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00:00And now for the best scene in the entire game.
00:31Oh, Inanna!
00:34Inanna, in my living room. I guess I'll go on a war trip.
00:42Hands up!
00:44Green-faced!
00:45Trapper Bluefoot has got you!
00:48Surrender or I'll pull the fur over your ears!
00:51Get down into the trap or you'll be...
00:54I just wanted to tell you a story.
00:57That's why we asked for it, you blue-faced greenhorn.
01:03Well, then I don't know if I should tell at all.
01:07Speak, you blue-faced!
01:09Or we'll let you rot at the harbour.
01:12And don't speak with a split tongue!
01:14Well, I was on my way with my ship in the Wild West.
01:19But that was a wild area.
01:22Everywhere you had to be prepared for an attack of the feared Indians from the Bundfell Stump.
01:29They had seen it on my load, hand-dirtied peace pipes from the Black Forest.
01:37I had engaged the famous revolver hero Kalameeti Hain.
01:43He was supposed to protect me from the Bundfell Indians.
01:47The stupid thing was that Kalameeti Hain had such a big swallow,
01:53that every time he took a shot,
01:57he was constantly shooting around in the area.
02:01It was not to be heard.
02:04But as long as Kalameeti Hain was shooting around,
02:07I was sure of the Indians.
02:09They certainly didn't dare.
02:11And so it went on all day until evening,
02:15and the darkness fell over us.
02:18We then quickly set up camp, because we couldn't get any further.
02:23Then what happened, I had expected all the time.
02:29Kalameeti Hain had shot his gunpowder.
02:32Not a single bullet left.
02:35Protected and helpless, we were delivered to the wild nature and the Bundfell Indians.
02:42Delivered without protection, how embarrassing.
02:45Something else can happen.
02:47Exactly.
02:48You have to be very careful.
02:50The poor old man.
02:51I told you.
02:53In any case, they simply protected us as we were,
02:57crawling back and forth at night.
03:01We tied your grandfather and Kalameeti Hain to the marten traps,
03:05threw the sun and the geese to the frost.
03:08There we now smacked the safe end.
03:12That was now a hopeless situation.
03:16The Bundfell Indians now tried every pipe I had loaded
03:21and now made goods of it, second choice.
03:24I couldn't sell anything like that anymore, second hand and so on.
03:28In any case, I saw my cases disappear.
03:32But something happened that no one had expected.
03:36Kalameeti Hain solved with his sip
03:40the biggest rockfall the Wild West had ever seen.
03:54And if they didn't die, they are still running today.
03:57So you can smoke this story in the pipe.
04:01And he probably shot his gunpowder in his blue face.
04:04Really exciting, when our grandpa comes out again and again.
04:08You don't believe me.
04:10No.
04:11You can tell that to your baker.
04:13Stories in the evening blue are generally blue.
04:17Captain, do you have...
04:20Do you have a...
04:22A remedy against swallowing?
04:25No, not Hain, leave it.
04:27Oh no.
04:28Help!
04:29Let me go!
04:30Save me!
04:38It's always amazing
04:41how much my stories can be sinful.