Käpt'n Blaubär - 053. Die Weltformel
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00:00And what can you do with such a computer?
00:17I don't know that yet, Captain.
00:20The representative who sold it to me said that computers would make you much smarter.
00:27Then it must be a very powerful machine if it's supposed to help you, Heinblöd.
00:32Yes, it has at least 200 kilos of flop memory and a medium access time of 11 nanodecades.
00:42No, is it possible?
00:45Don't bother yourself, Heinblöd.
00:47Grandpa is so restless behind the time.
00:50He doesn't understand a word of what you said to him anyway.
00:54Oh, I don't understand a word.
00:57That's the course of time, Grandpa.
00:59You understand what they tell about sails and stories.
01:02And all this old-fashioned stuff.
01:04But we live in a new time now.
01:06Do you want a bite?
01:08So, so?
01:10Well, then you can certainly do without your good night story today.
01:14And punctual sleeping is also announced today.
01:18Good evening, gentlemen.
01:21I think we should ask him to tell us a story.
01:24Yes, but in such a way that he believes that we want to hear it.
01:27So very inconspicuous.
01:30It will come to the point that they replace their grandpa with a computer.
01:34Wait and see.
01:36Well, then.
01:38Now I just have to get you to want to hear the story of this script.
01:44But inconspicuous.
01:51Hey, Hein, would you perhaps put this very excellent machine in front of you,
01:57this tiny, little puppet, next to the computer,
02:01to which, by the way, there is a little story.
02:04But no one in this room will be interested in it.
02:08No problem for Hein den Hacker and his miracle machine.
02:11Oh, Grandpa, what kind of highly interesting script do you have there,
02:15to which there may be an exciting story by chance?
02:19Well, there really is a story to it.
02:24One of our ancestors was the famous Greek navigator,
02:29Blauchimedes Beristoteles.
02:33One day he set out on a journey to Delphi,
02:36where he was supposed to deliver a load of marble columns.
02:40In Delphi, at the time, there were a few mighty, smart people
02:44who came up with new things every day.
02:47The so-called philosophers.
02:50And one of them was Maustagoras Ratz.
02:54And he was also the one who ordered the marble columns.
02:58Well, Hein, is it?
02:59Yes, it's flourishing.
03:01Well, anyway, there were a few problems when Blauchimedes Beristoteles arrived in Delphi.
03:08The coast at Delphi was so steep
03:11that it was impossible to bring the heavy marble columns ashore by hand.
03:16Maustagoras Ratz and his colleagues thought about
03:20what could be invented to put the columns together.
03:24But nothing came of it.
03:27So Blauchimedes Beristoteles took on the matter
03:32and quickly found the crane
03:34with which the columns were then unloaded in the Nuh.
03:38And so Maustagoras could open his new company called Oracle.
03:45He wanted to make his money with foretelling of the future
03:48and earn news,
03:50which unfortunately did not work so well.
03:54In any case, he was terribly grateful to our ancestors
03:59and gave them a papyrus with the world formula.
04:02The world formula?
04:04Exactly.
04:06Whoever solves this complicated math problem
04:10can solve all the secrets of the world.
04:14Only no one has succeeded so far.
04:17Neither the old philosophers nor modern science.
04:21Tch, so far.
04:24But we'll have it in a minute.
04:28Oh, please wake up!
04:36The end.
04:37Shortcut.
04:38Devil's work!
04:40I think the computer is over.
04:42He didn't eat the world formula.