Käpt'n Blaubär - 040. Der Schnarchkönig
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00:00Don't laugh, Grandpa.
00:27You have to tell us a story.
00:30Story, yes.
00:32I was just on my way
00:35with the load of chewing gum for the cows in America.
00:42And then I suddenly see Harz Nürburgring.
00:46A sailing ship with bent masts.
00:49But when I got closer, I saw that the masts were not broken off,
00:54but finely, cleanly cut off.
00:58Smoothly cut off.
01:01But who should cut off the masts on the high seas?
01:04That's very strange.
01:06Yes, yes, I thought so too.
01:10Go on.
01:11Yes, well, the crew came from the South Sea island.
01:16They were just on their way to the state visit with their king.
01:21But then the king fell asleep and snored so loudly
01:26that he cut off the masts with them.
01:29Grandpa, you really can't tell that to anyone.
01:32Nonsense.
01:33Well, yes, well, you must of course know
01:36that in the South Sea, snoring follows in high regard, right?
01:41Whoever snored the loudest became king
01:44and therefore also had such a huge flower chain hanging around
01:48as a sign of his dignity.
01:50This king could snore so loudly
01:53that only rubber trees grew on his island.
01:56The snoring didn't do anything to him, because of the rubber.
02:00Only now, right?
02:02Especially on high seas.
02:04That's when the mishap happened.
02:07His snoring sounded over the whole sea.
02:14But if the king snores so loudly,
02:16then your ship also cut off the masts.
02:19Yes, yes, exactly, exactly.
02:22I had to prevent that.
02:24And that's why I kept my nose shut to the king of the South Sea.
02:28An old sailor's trick against snoring.
02:32But I didn't know that keeping one's nose shut
02:35was an insult to the majesty.
02:37And that's why they just buried me under the deck.
02:41Then I was helpless and buried
02:44and had to watch the king
02:47snoring around my beautiful masts.
02:53Snoring.
02:54Exactly.
02:56After all, I could also snore.
03:00So I just did a little trick
03:03and I snored so loudly
03:06that the ceiling of my prison was cut off by a hole.
03:10That's how I got out and swam to my ship.
03:14Yes, nothing like sailing home.
03:18Yes!
03:20Achli, how did you do that?
03:23Because the masts were cut off by your ship.
03:26Yes, but...
03:28I did that with the chewing gum.
03:31I had a lot of chewing gum loaded.
03:33I chewed it softly
03:35and with the chewed chewing gum
03:38I repaired the masts.
03:40That's how the snoring of the South Sea King
03:43didn't bother them anymore.
03:45Because he was still snoring.
03:47He snored and snored and snored.
03:55Hey, don't snore, Obed!
04:00Keeping one's nose shut is an insult to the blue sea.
04:04That's why I'm going into the hatch.
04:06Come on, get down with you!
04:08Hey, don't!
04:13This heavenly peace!
04:30Come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!
04:38Ha, ha, ha!