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01:00Is no good.
01:22Ugh!
01:23You don't care about a good time.
01:25I hate it when you play off-guard.
01:28I won't give up!
01:29Not before I finally became a caliph instead of a caliph!
01:36130!
01:40Hey! Why don't you look up Reisescheik? He's a great researcher.
01:44Stop with your stupid nonsense!
01:47I'm busy!
01:50The man just returned from the deepest Africa.
01:53He has fantastic stories to tell.
01:55This will surely distract you.
01:57You say he was in Africa? How interesting!
02:00Maybe he also brought some poisonous drinks.
02:03Good idea. I'll go to this Reisescheik. I'm already on my way.
02:08Shall I have your elephant trampled on, sir?
02:11Not at all. I'll take a taxi.
02:13I don't want to be recognized by anyone on the streets.
02:17Over there on the left. The next one must be.
02:21There we are. We're here.
02:25Wait for me!
02:33Good day, Reisescheik. I am the Grand Vizier Isnogurd.
02:37Pleased to meet you.
02:39How interesting! How fascinating!
02:41These must be souvenirs from your last journey.
02:44Here you see the mask of a wizard.
02:46Here you see the mask of a wizard.
02:48Very surprising, I would say.
02:51And this is his drum.
02:53Oh, it's enchanted.
02:55And here is another mask of a wizard.
02:57Among them also his drum.
02:59Over there you see another mask of a wizard.
03:01Yes, I've seen enough of it.
03:03And tell me, because of wizards and such,
03:06didn't they give you a magic potion on the way?
03:09Magic potion, Grand Vizier?
03:11But of course. Here.
03:15Yes, it causes the shrinking of people and things.
03:18It's really highly interesting, fantastic.
03:21But a lot doesn't fit in the bottle, does it?
03:24Five liters. The vessel was also shrunk.
03:26You're kidding.
03:28Come with me, I'll prove it to you.
03:32I will shrink this amphora with the potion.
03:37Well, what do you say?
03:39Very impressive. I'll buy it.
03:41Never in my life.
03:43It's unsellable.
03:45Even if you offered me 6,357 piastres and 11 maravedis for it.
03:546,357 piastres and 11 maravedis.
03:57Well, whatever.
03:59Proud price, but the thing is worth it.
04:01I really have to try this potion.
04:04This elephant over there is a perfect test rabbit.
04:07Two drops should be enough for you.
04:12It's working. It's working.
04:15If I tell you that my elephant was stolen, why don't you believe me?
04:19Because you claim to have been sitting on it.
04:22This time I don't want to leave anything to chance.
04:25Let's test the potion on a human being.
04:28Or on something that looks like an elephant.
04:31Let's test the potion on an elephant.
04:34Let's test the potion on an elephant.
04:37Let's test the potion on an elephant.
04:40Or on something that looks like an elephant.
04:44Yoo-hoo, don't do well. Come to me.
04:47I've got something for you.
04:49Yes, Gebitter?
04:51Look, I want you to try this foreign potion.
04:54Oh, I just hope it's not too strong.
04:57I'm not a hero in drinking, you know.
04:59Drink!
05:00Three drops!
05:02Oh, sir!
05:04What's happening now?
05:06You're getting bigger and bigger.
05:09This is overwhelming.
05:14Now I just have to convince the caliph to drink.
05:17And then I'll put the caliph in the bag.
05:20Gebitter, didn't you want to tell me what happened?
05:23I've got a brilliant idea.
05:25I'll pour some of the potion into his royal lunch.
05:28Sir, I feel so small and hungry.
05:30Shut up. Let's go to the kitchen.
05:35A little bit of salt.
05:37A little bit of pepper.
05:39And watch the breakfast eggs.
05:45No, the Grand Vizier is good.
05:48Who or what do I owe the great honor of your visit?
05:51Oh, no special occasion.
05:53I just came to admire your art, master.
05:58Here I have a trotan for the caliph's dinner.
06:01Its filling consists of chicken, pigeons, tender drossel,
06:04olives of the best harvest, wacholder berries and anchovies.
06:08That's a lot of stuff.
06:10Yes, the ruler of the Orient loves anchovies.
06:13Wait, I'll show you the dinner table.
06:19Now the special sauce for his majesty's dinner.
06:28Are you still there, Gebitter?
06:30Shut up, you idiot.
06:32Shut up, the cook is coming.
06:34Here is the dinner table.
06:36It's better if I disappear.
06:40Oh, by Allah and the mighty white band-noodle.
06:44The trotan has shrunk while frying.
06:47Do I have to start all over again?
06:51Here, my kitten.
06:53This is for you.
07:02Ah!
07:09Enough of this nonsense.
07:11I'll pour the caliph's drink right away.
07:14He will drink it, I swear.
07:16I wish you a wonderful day, O ruler of the believers.
07:19My good Isnogut.
07:21How delightful of you to visit me.
07:23Hey, Gebitter.
07:25You're trampling me with your keys.
07:27Ouch!
07:28Have you seen my new Persian carpet?
07:30It cost a fortune.
07:32Oh, yes, yes, it's very pretty.
07:34But, O ruler of the believers,
07:36drink from this delicious, very delicate nectar.
07:39No, thank you very much. I'm not thirsty.
07:41Just a tiny drop.
07:43No, really not.
07:44You have not yet said your opinion about my Persian carpet.
07:47Drink, drink, drink.
07:50Please, drink.
07:52Watch out, Isnogut.
07:54You're spilling your nectar on my Persian carpet.
07:58Oh, my beautiful Persian carpet.
08:00My Persian carpet has shrunk.
08:03Call, call the carpet dealer right away
08:05to sell me such a worthless commodity.
08:09What should I do?
08:11What should I do?
08:12Sir, I want to go higher.
08:14I have the idea.
08:17In a few minutes, the caliph will drink
08:19his cup of lukewarm camel fat.
08:21I have to hurry.
08:24Here is the lukewarm camel fat.
08:28And now a few drops of the miracle potion.
08:32Done.
08:33I just have to exchange the shells.
08:40Hey, you!
08:41Yes, sir?
08:42Yes, sir?
08:43Look up there.
08:44Under the blanket?
08:45Yes, up there on the blanket.
08:47But I can't see anything unusual.
08:49Stop staring so stupidly into the air.
08:51Move.
08:52Don't let the caliph wait.
08:54Oh, man.
08:55This guy isn't running properly.
08:59No one who could see me?
09:01Fine.
09:02Then I'll enjoy my usual sip of the caliph's drink.
09:06Oh, I love lukewarm camel fat.
09:09There is nothing more beautiful in the world.
09:13It tastes especially wonderful with a lot of sugar.
09:17Oh, no.
09:18Oh, no.
09:19I dropped the shell.
09:21It doesn't matter.
09:22I'll get a new one.
09:23I'll try to dress up so that no one can see me.
09:26What?
09:27This is insane.
09:28I'm going to lose my mind.
09:30Hey, stop it.
09:31We're going to faint.
09:32But I have another idea,
09:34and it will lead to great success.
09:36Cake, melons,
09:37baked rolls with ham.
09:39Fantastic for a little party.
09:41All that's missing is a nice drink.
09:45I'm a nervous wreck.
09:47My hands are shaking.
09:51Well, that went like a dream.
09:55I'll pour myself a glass of water
09:57so that I'm ready for the drink.
09:59And now I'm going to get the caliph.
10:01Oh, rulers of the faithful,
10:03you can't refuse to have a drink with me on my birthday.
10:07But we only celebrated last week.
10:10We have to celebrate the caliph's birthday.
10:13We have a shift, Your Highness.
10:15Are you serious, Esen-Urgut?
10:17Here.
10:18This is your drink.
10:20To me.
10:21To my well-being.
10:24Wait a minute.
10:25What?
10:26I'd like to say a few words to you first.
10:29You wanted to hold a speech.
10:30Why do you still want to talk?
10:32I don't want to hear a speech.
10:34Oh, you're far too modest, my Esen-Urgut.
10:37I insist.
10:39Ahem.
10:40It's a great pleasure for me, Esen-Urgut, my faithful servant,
10:43and it makes me especially happy
10:45to be able to lift my glass
10:47to drink on your birthday.
10:49For the second time this month.
10:51This guy is driving me crazy.
10:53I mean, he's driving me crazier than I already am.
10:56Very peculiar.
10:57The nuts taste just like a melon.
10:59Melon?
11:00Ah!
11:02And I wish you a wonderful birthday,
11:05my most sincere congratulations, my friend.
11:07The speech is over.
11:09Uh, but where did he go?
11:11He's gone.
11:12He probably got bored of my speech.
11:14But that's not very polite of him.
11:17Well, then I'll go, too.
11:19I don't want to drink alone.
11:22Oh, no!
11:23I spilled the drink on the melons!
11:26You don't have to be sad, Gebieter.
11:28I'm saved.
11:29I'm completely fine again.
11:31We'll be big soon.
11:33Oh, no!
11:54Come on!
11:55What's this?
11:56Sleeping in the ditch?
11:58When the sun rises,
11:59both of you report to me!
12:03This time,
12:04they'll put us under arrest for months.
12:09You really don't know anything.
12:13Tomorrow, they'll surely
12:15make fun of us for life.
12:16And what will you do?
12:17You'll make fun of me.
12:19Oh, yes.
12:20Because at midnight,
12:21the fool's day begins.
12:22The only day of the year
12:23when everything goes wrong until midnight.
12:25The servants become gentlemen
12:27and the generals become soldiers.
12:29And vice versa, of course.
12:31So you mean,
12:32I can order the general
12:33to clean my shoes tomorrow?
12:35Yes,
12:36you got that absolutely right.
12:39But then,
12:40it should be daytime soon.
12:43The Fool's Day
13:00Fool's Day!
13:02Today is Fool's Day!
13:04And today,
13:05I'm finally a caliph
13:06instead of a caliph.
13:10But unfortunately,
13:11from midnight on,
13:12I won't be anything
13:13but a great vizier again.
13:14Unless,
13:15unless I use
13:16my prevailing power
13:17so well
13:18that I know how to hold it.
13:19Forever!
13:22Behave yourself,
13:23old man!
13:24My loyal servant!
13:25Wake up!
13:26Today is a day
13:27when there's a lot to do.
13:28Not even in your wildest dreams, sir.
13:30Today is the day
13:31when I'm the master.
13:33So spare me
13:34your indulgences.
13:35We'll see each other
13:37again tomorrow.
13:42The Fool!
13:43I can do without him, too.
13:45After all,
13:46I'm the caliph today.
13:48Slave!
13:49Bring me my breakfast!
13:50Get it yourself!
13:52What?
13:53That's right.
13:54Today I'm the master
13:55and you're the slave.
13:56So get it yourself.
13:59I'll sell it
14:00for a bargain tomorrow.
14:02And while you're at it,
14:03bring me a filled egg.
14:05But hurry!
14:08I'm the caliph
14:09and as such,
14:10I have orders
14:11to arrest the caliph.
14:12Hello, General!
14:13You're the man
14:14I need.
14:15You know
14:16that on this special day
14:17I'm the caliph
14:18instead of the caliph,
14:19don't you?
14:20I know, I know.
14:21Good!
14:22Then give your guards
14:23the order
14:24to arrest
14:25the former caliph
14:26Harun al-Pusa immediately.
14:27I'm not giving orders today
14:28and you know that.
14:29I get what I want.
14:30I've been ordered
14:31to clean up
14:32the panties
14:33of the entire regiment.
14:34But if you want,
14:35sir,
14:36you can help me.
14:38Gentlemen!
14:39Silence!
14:40I...
14:41Silence!
14:45Please excuse me,
14:46but I'd like to...
14:48I'm busy,
14:49do you see that?
14:50Busy?
14:51But with what?
14:52To write our memoirs.
14:53What else?
14:55Your memoirs?
14:56As you can see.
14:57Of course.
14:58A general
14:59who has earned his stars
15:00always writes his memoirs.
15:02But our time
15:03unfortunately runs out
15:04at midnight.
15:05So disappear!
15:09I only have time
15:10until midnight.
15:12I have to come up
15:13with something.
15:14Now I've got it!
15:15The magic!
15:27Miracle lamps
15:28are the safest.
15:29Genies don't matter
15:30after all.
15:36I'm going to ask
15:37the lamp spirit
15:38to turn a leaf
15:39into a flower.
15:40Then he has to smell
15:41whether he wants to or not.
15:44So you do the following.
15:45But you took your time.
15:46I have a terrible cold,
15:47not to mention hunger.
15:49I want a filled egg
15:50and a glass of wine.
15:51Now do it!
15:52No!
15:53I am the one
15:54who gives orders here!
15:55No!
15:56Not today, my dear.
15:57Today the spirits rule
15:58and the spiritless
15:59have to obey.
16:00The next day
16:01things will be different.
16:06I think
16:07the people
16:08are totally crazy today.
16:10I am a caliph
16:11and no one respects me
16:12in this country.
16:14I'll get support
16:15abroad.
16:16I will ride
16:17to the terrible
16:18Sultan Pullman K.
16:19He is at least cruel.
16:22I mean
16:23a completely normal person.
16:31Finally the border.
16:35If you want
16:36you can come here.
16:38I don't have to pay
16:39anything at all, unfortunately.
16:44These idiots
16:45drive me crazy.
16:48Stop!
16:49Sultan Pullman K.
16:50Payment control!
16:51Get off the camel!
16:54Normal people
16:55are good at this.
16:58The caliph has arrived
16:59from Baghdad.
17:01The caliph?
17:02Here?
17:03Dear colleague!
17:06But you are not
17:07the caliph Harun al-Pusa.
17:08You are the
17:09very respectable
17:10Grand Vizier
17:11Isnogut.
17:12I don't like it
17:13when people
17:14make fun of me.
17:15Watch your mouth!
17:18No!
17:19Don't be so hasty!
17:20Give me five minutes
17:21and I'll be done.
17:22Okay.
17:23Five minutes
17:24and no more seconds.
17:25It's like this.
17:26In the caliphate
17:27of Harun al-Pusa
17:30that was the story.
17:32Interesting.
17:33So you are the caliph
17:34until midnight.
17:36And after midnight?
17:38After midnight
17:39it's up to you
17:40whether I stay
17:41caliph or not.
17:42And what is
17:43my advantage?
17:44I would say
17:4599 years of concession
17:46for all ports.
17:47Annual taxes
17:48that have yet to be set.
17:49Capital that is invested
17:50here
17:51is taxable.
17:52And what about
17:53the borders?
17:54The borders
17:55will be re-established.
17:56That's not important.
17:57And the cultural relations?
18:00Will be guaranteed
18:01full cultural exchange.
18:03So it's done
18:04dear colleague.
18:05Call my army!
18:16Soldiers!
18:17I have decided
18:18in view of the
18:19indescribable provocation
18:20that happened
18:21by the caliph
18:22of the neighboring country
18:23Harun al-Pusa
18:24to conquer his country.
18:25He deserved it!
18:30Wow!
18:31Your military service
18:32is excellent!
18:36Harun al-Pusa!
18:45There!
18:46Behind the door
18:47you will find
18:48the ex-caliph Harun al-Pusa
18:49for sure!
18:53Oh!
18:54What is it?
18:55Where is
18:56my breakfast?
18:57Do you know
18:58what time it is?
18:59I said hurry up!
19:00What do you want
19:01me to do?
19:02Should I arrest him?
19:03But no!
19:04You should arrest
19:05Harun al-Pusa
19:06and no one else!
19:08But, but, but
19:09isn't he the one
19:10who is now
19:11caliph instead of
19:12the caliph?
19:13But no!
19:14I am the caliph
19:15instead of the caliph today!
19:16This is the slave
19:17instead of the caliph!
19:19The caliph must
19:20be in the quarters
19:21of the slaves!
19:22And if you arrest
19:23the caliph below
19:24with the slaves
19:25then the Grand Vizier
19:26will be caliph
19:27instead of the caliph!
19:28If I listen to you
19:29one more second
19:30I will be thrown
19:31into the trap!
19:32Come, my soldiers!
19:33Let's go home!
19:35No!
19:36Wait!
19:37Are you really
19:38going to give me
19:39the full eggs?
19:40I have been waiting
19:41for hours!
19:45I am only
19:46until midnight, caliph
19:47and I can't even
19:48exercise power
19:49over my people!
19:52The people?
19:53Why didn't
19:54I come earlier?
19:57Dear friends!
19:59In a few hours
20:00things will go
20:01back to normal!
20:02You will have to
20:03obey your caliph
20:04and master one more time!
20:05Do you really want
20:06to go back
20:07to the slavery
20:08under a tyrant
20:09and die?
20:10Down with the tyrants!
20:13We have to get rid
20:14of Harun al-Pusa
20:15then every day
20:16will be a day
20:17of misery for us!
20:20Well,
20:21then follow me, people!
20:22That is impossible!
20:23What?
20:24You are far too rich, people
20:25like us
20:26can't follow you!
20:27It's only good!
20:30You wait for me!
20:31I'll take care of it!
20:34Don't do it!
20:35Wake up!
20:36My loyal slave!
20:37What?
20:38Oh, it's you again!
20:39What do you want
20:40this time, sir?
20:41I want to give you
20:42all my wealth!
20:43Well, okay,
20:44if you really want it.
20:45Put it there.
20:46But don't make
20:47too much noise
20:48when you pull
20:49the chest over the floor.
20:50You have to sign
20:51that I gave you
20:52all this!
20:53I need a proof!
20:54Oh, if I have signed
20:55then let me
20:56finally sleep
20:57in peace!
20:59I'm poor!
21:00I'm poor!
21:01I'm poor!
21:02I'm poor!
21:05Friends,
21:06I'm poor!
21:07I did it!
21:08I don't have
21:09any money left!
21:10I gave everything away!
21:11The paper is the proof!
21:14Okay,
21:15let's go!
21:16Go on, go on,
21:17get out of each other!
21:18The day is over
21:19and over!
21:20But, but,
21:21General,
21:22you must have
21:23made a mistake!
21:24It's only 23 o'clock
21:25and a few seconds!
21:26No, it's nothing, slave!
21:27It's a few seconds
21:28after midnight
21:29and life is
21:30going on normally!
21:31Guard,
21:32catch this slave
21:33and bring him back
21:34to forced labor!
21:35Don't touch me!
21:36That's a mistake,
21:37General!
21:38I'm not a slave,
21:39I'm your high-ranking officer!
21:40The high-ranking officer
21:41and the dog,
21:42he's really good!
21:43I'll sell you
21:44abroad!
21:45Maybe you'll
21:46bring in more
21:47as an export item!
21:48Oh, by Allah,
21:49the baker of my territory
21:50will be back
21:51in an hour.
21:52Fortunately,
21:53he's not back yet.
21:58When are you
21:59going to believe me!?
22:00I'm going to tell you
22:01again and again
22:02that I'm
22:03the high-ranking officer!
22:04I'm the high-ranking officer!
22:05I'm the high-ranking officer!
22:06I'm the high-ranking officer!
22:07I'm the high-ranking officer!
22:08Of course!
22:09But of course!
22:15Good
22:18Good is
22:21Is,
22:24It is, it is, it is no good It is, it is, it is no good
22:55It is, it is, it is no good
23:03It is, it is, it is no good
23:05Auf geht's!
23:08G-g-g-g-good is no good