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00:00Teremok TV presents
00:16Lead and gold
00:19Look at this wonder, Robby!
00:21Metal transformer! Finally, it turned out!
00:24Really? Wow!
00:26You'll get a bonus for this!
00:28They don't understand anything!
00:30They think that a machine has been invented to turn lead into gold!
00:33Robby, look for everything that has lead in the house!
00:36We'll get rich!
00:48So, put the lead in the center of the generator,
00:51then ionize it to release 3 photons and 8 neutrons.
00:55That's it!
00:57Wow! It's easy to say!
01:00Don't worry!
01:02It's your job to turn the handle,
01:04and I'll take care of the rest myself!
01:08Robby, turn it by 30%!
01:14That's too little!
01:16So, we need...
01:18Time is running out!
01:21To be continued
01:25I didn't count a little.
01:27Yes, but it could be worse.
01:29I don't understand how...
01:42Teremok TV presents
01:51A man also gives life.
01:56Aren't you sleeping, professor?
01:59This nightmare again!
02:01I can't stand it if a yogurt mutant chases me!
02:06This is something new!
02:08Last time it was a bun with raisins,
02:10but you are under the protection of such a large animal!
02:13Just imagine, yes!
02:15He can calm me down and drive all fears away!
02:18If only I could revive him!
02:44He's alive!
02:47He's alive!
02:59Professor, you know...
03:02I'm starting to believe
03:04that even the most incredible dreams can become reality!
03:07Okay, Robby, you'd better look ahead!
03:17Teremok TV presents
03:30A man who grows.
03:37No, it's just unbearable!
03:39It's so hard to get this damn bottle with fertilizers!
03:42Isn't that why parents advise children
03:44to eat more porridge?
03:52I have an idea!
03:54Put the pillows on the floor?
03:56No way!
03:58I'll invent a quick-growth remedy!
04:15Thanks to this soup with hyper-proteins
04:18I'll grow in front of my eyes!
04:31Incredible, Professor!
04:33Now that you've become so big,
04:35will you get me that bottle with fertilizers?
04:38No, I can't.
04:40But it's right next to your hand!
04:42It's right next to you!
04:44I'm stuck, I can't move,
04:46and my head is spinning!
04:56Teremok TV presents
05:08Like a fish in water
05:13Wow, what a funny splash!
05:17Robby, my positron gun fell into the well because of you,
05:21and all you can say is a funny splash?
05:24I didn't mean to say that, Professor!
05:27I'll never be able to get it out of the bottom
05:30if I don't drown,
05:32or find a way to breathe underwater!
05:42Teremok TV presents
05:49How are you, Professor?
05:51How's your chewing gum doing?
05:53Does it help you breathe?
05:56It's great!
05:58I can breathe through bubbles!
06:02Hooray! I found a positron gun!
06:05Can you lift me up?
06:08Here's my dear positron gun!
06:13Put your hands up in front of a dead cowboy!
06:21Another funny splash!
06:30Teremok TV presents
06:37Like a fish in water
06:45Explosive effect
06:49Professor, this beautiful land would be perfect
06:52if it weren't for these ugly molehills!
06:55They're rather ugly!
06:57They look like minefields!
06:59It's the same every year! It's war!
07:01Well, war is war!
07:03We'll need one invention! A bomb!
07:07Teremok TV presents
07:15Here's a wonderful mixture of beans, cabbage and worms!
07:19The molehills love it!
07:21But, Professor, I thought you wanted to get rid of them!
07:24Of course, my friend!
07:26It will bring an amazing effect!
07:28Come on, throw the bomb in the hole!
07:32It's not an invention, it's some nonsense!
07:34How does it work?
07:36Just a little more patience and you'll see how the molehills' dish works!
07:41Very soon you'll see the powerful effect of molehills' bombs!
07:48What an effective tool, Professor!
07:50It's just explosive!
07:52I hope it doesn't lead to poisoning!
07:54No, they're quite edible!
07:56Even a human can eat a little bit without any risk!
07:59Look!
08:06Teremok TV presents
08:24I believe I can fly!
08:31Good morning, Professor!
08:33I made your favorite tea with jasmine for you!
08:35It will put you on your feet!
08:36I'm fine!
08:37It's just that my leg met the bed's leg!
08:40If only I could fly like you!
08:42Exactly!
08:43Fly!
08:56And now, Robby, charge this thing with energy!
09:00Professor, you're rising in my eyes!
09:02Give me some more, Robby!
09:05Ready, Robby?
09:06I'm taking off!
09:07Turn off the charge!
09:09Great, Professor!
09:10You're opening a new era of flying machines!
09:13How do you like my flights, old man?
09:16I'm just born to fly!
09:23That's cool!
09:25Isn't it flying on a rocket?
09:27That's cool!
09:28Isn't it flying on a rocket, Robby?
09:32Flying on a rocket, Professor!
09:33100% unprecedented flight style!
09:35Thank you, Robby!
09:37That was a trial version only for you!
09:49Teremok TV presents
09:58The Double
10:06I didn't achieve anything!
10:08I didn't create anything worth of science!
10:10You created yourself!
10:12And you're your own best friend and ally!
10:14Actually, yes!
10:15Of course!
10:16Who better than me can help me?
10:18It's decided!
10:19I'm cloning myself!
10:27The Double
10:32Unbelievable!
10:33What do you look like?
10:34Of course!
10:35It's me!
10:36Now we'll double the scientific discoveries!
10:38Of course!
10:39It's me!
10:40Now we'll double the scientific discoveries!
10:43Wow!
10:44He repeats everything after me!
10:46How else?
10:47He's you too!
10:48No!
10:49The Double must have his own identity
10:51and his own thinking!
10:54The Double is just an apple!
10:58What should I do, Professor?
11:00I have no choice!
11:01I'll go swimming!
11:02Swimming?
11:03But you...
11:04You can't swim!
11:07Yes, but he can't either!
11:11I got it!
11:12He'll make a storm out of the Double!
11:15Oh, Professor!
11:16What an inventor!
11:24The Double
11:27Teremok TV presents
11:38Under the weight of the intellect
11:40Robby!
11:41A human uses his brain
11:43for an average of 10%!
11:45But I use my brain for all 20%!
11:47I would even say
11:48that not 20%
11:49but all 20.5%!
11:50Of course!
11:51But I intend to increase the power
11:53of my intellect
11:54to the remaining 80%!
12:04Robby, get ready!
12:05When you turn on this device
12:07my brain will acquire
12:08all the scientific knowledge of the universe!
12:11As the wise say
12:12one head is good
12:13and two are better!
12:14Exactly!
12:15The volume of my knowledge
12:16will be limitless!
12:17Come on!
12:19Got it!
12:20I feel
12:21that all my grey matter
12:23is filled!
12:25I see the level!
12:28The opening!
12:30Robby, come on!
12:32Done, Professor!
12:33The machine gave out
12:34all it could!
12:36Robby, this is amazing!
12:38To load tons of ideas
12:39into the head in a second!
12:41Let's clean the neutrons
12:42and get heavy water!
12:45Robby!
12:47Robby!
12:48My head is full!
12:51Professor!
12:53Such a smart head
12:54is too heavy
12:55for one person!
13:05Teremok TV presents
13:17To the question
13:18about hearing sensitivity
13:21This stupid holiday
13:22in the village again!
13:23All day long
13:24they listen to music
13:25and eat sausages!
13:26None of them
13:27has a clue
13:28about real pleasure!
13:30The pH is neutral!
13:31I'm sure of it!
13:34Professor,
13:35you've never heard
13:36what people say about you!
13:38That's true!
13:39I wonder
13:40what they think about me!
13:41I'll conduct an experiment
13:42that will improve
13:43my hearing tenfold!
13:50To the question
13:51about hearing sensitivity
13:52This stupid holiday
13:53in the village again!
13:55With this mixture
13:56I'll hear all the gossips
13:57that are spreading
13:58about me!
14:07My ears!
14:09Professor,
14:10these people
14:11say such nasty things!
14:13It's terrible!
14:14Unbearable!
14:16Enough!
14:17Poor Professor!
14:18I won't let
14:19the villagers insult you!
14:21Shut up!
14:23Hey, you!
14:24Not a word!
14:25Silence!
14:29Robby,
14:30right now
14:31I want to become
14:32deaf and dumb
14:33like a fish!
14:43Teremok TV presents
14:50Super Villi
14:54Robby,
14:55you have to clean up here!
14:57It's obvious
14:58that my genius
14:59is too busy here!
15:19Robby,
15:20you are near
15:21Super Villi!
15:22Thanks to my
15:23numerous discoveries
15:24I can also
15:25fly to help
15:26people in danger!
15:28Have you seen
15:29anything like this?
15:30Wow!
15:33That's not all, Robby!
15:35I can break
15:36any object
15:37thanks to the laser
15:38in my glove!
15:41People
15:42didn't have
15:43a better defender
15:44than me!
15:45Super Villi has come!
15:46You are with me,
15:47noble Robby!
15:50Who needs
15:51our help?
15:52Listen up!
15:53Who is in danger?
16:03Professor,
16:04don't you want
16:05to go back
16:06to the tower
16:07and have a rest?
16:08Let's cook
16:09and eat!
16:10I'm coming!
16:11It's time
16:12to take off
16:13my funny costume!
16:20Teremok TV presents
16:32What does it say?
16:36Damn!
16:37One walnut
16:38is not enough
16:39for a perfect balance!
16:42I have to go
16:43to the market
16:44right now!
16:46Looks like
16:47your pet
16:48wants to tell you
16:49something!
16:51It's not a pet!
16:52We are friends
16:53with this squirrel!
16:56Here I am,
16:57my squirrel!
16:58I know how
16:59to teach you
17:00how to speak!
17:12My voice recognition
17:13system
17:14allows me
17:15to understand you!
17:16Tell me
17:17where exactly
17:18are your
17:19walnuts?
17:22Well,
17:23this story
17:24is a bit long.
17:25It started
17:26about 8 months ago
17:27when my cousin
17:28from Germany
17:29sent me a letter
17:30where he wrote
17:31that he was going
17:32to come to me
17:33for a holiday
17:34and make a movie
17:35about his nutrition.
17:36He is allergic
17:37to flour and salt.
17:38Well,
17:39flour is not a problem
17:40because you can
17:41replace it with walnuts
17:42and there will be
17:43less saturated
17:44fatty acids.
17:45Imagine
17:46going to the market
17:47for walnuts
17:48right away!
17:49Well,
17:50talk to him
17:51for now!
17:59Teremok TV
18:00presents
18:10Paris,
18:11Tokyo,
18:12Paris
18:13I swear
18:14to Usamin Shteyn
18:15that the world's
18:16greatest scientists
18:17will meet
18:18in three hours
18:19and I completely forgot!
18:20Robi,
18:21hurry up!
18:22I'm flying to Tokyo!
18:23Tokyo?
18:24But you will never
18:25make it to three hours!
18:26Oh,
18:27right!
18:28It's not easy
18:29to make it to three
18:30if you don't
18:31have a teleport!
18:38I have to
18:39come back
18:40in 24 hours!
18:41My body
18:42will be completely
18:43dematerialized
18:44when I arrive
18:45to Tokyo!
18:46Turn on the machine,
18:47Robi!
18:48Have a nice trip,
18:49Professor!
18:52Oh, God!
18:53The Professor forgot
18:54to turn on
18:55the dematerialization
18:56of his brain
18:57program!
18:58It's terrible
18:59to study science
19:00without brains!
19:04Professor,
19:05how are you?
19:06Is everything
19:07okay?
19:08How did the Congress
19:09go?
19:10The Congress
19:11was torn
19:12apart!
19:13It's a shame,
19:14Robi!
19:15Let's go,
19:16Professor!
19:17Whatever happens,
19:18you succeeded
19:19in the teleportation!
19:21Thank you!
19:22Besides,
19:23the Congress
19:24awarded me
19:25with the prize
19:26for the best
19:27achievement in science!
19:28Here it is!
19:29The Golden Brain!
19:37Teremok TV
19:38presents
19:43The Time Machine
19:48The Time Machine
19:52Surprise!
19:53I wish you
19:54a brilliant birthday,
19:55Professor!
19:56Thank you!
19:57Today I'm
19:58one year older!
19:59My virtual memory
20:00says that you
20:01haven't changed
20:02a bit!
20:03Oh, that's very kind
20:04of you,
20:05but would you have seen
20:06what a brave young man
20:07I was
20:08at the university!
20:09Exactly!
20:11Robi,
20:12I wish you
20:13the best years
20:14of your life!
20:26I intend
20:27to return
20:28to the time
20:29when I was
20:30young and athletic
20:31and all the girls
20:32went crazy for me!
20:33How we used to party
20:34at the American
20:35football championship!
20:36What enthusiasm!
20:37What emotions!
20:38Have a good trip,
20:39Professor!
20:42The Time Machine
20:47The second line
20:48of the transition!
20:49Go!
20:52Just don't be...
21:02Surprise!
21:03I wish you
21:04a brilliant birthday,
21:05Professor!
21:13Teremok TV
21:14presents
21:25Alternative Energy
21:29I want to save
21:30on heating this winter!
21:32Show me the bill
21:33for the last month,
21:34Robi!
21:35It's on the table!
21:39What is this?
21:40The price has increased again!
21:41In the end,
21:42I can't be a toy
21:43in the hands
21:44of these robbers!
21:45I'll find
21:46another source of energy!
21:48Yes, Professor,
21:49but which one?
21:51All the waste!
21:52My intelligence
21:53will help us
21:54build something!
21:55To work!
22:07Done!
22:08Robi,
22:09you are
22:10next to
22:11a garbage power plant!
22:12It turns
22:13garbage
22:14into heat and electricity!
22:15Let's test it!
22:17The best thing
22:18we can do
22:19is to throw
22:20garbage in it!
22:21Throw everything
22:22we see in there!
22:23That's what
22:24I want to say.
22:25I forgot
22:26to go shopping,
22:27and today is Sunday,
22:28all the shops are closed
22:29and there is nothing
22:30left.
22:38Robi,
22:39don't you know
22:40whether it is possible
22:41to buy fuel on Sunday?
22:51Teremok TV
22:52presents
23:04What is for lunch today?
23:10My darling,
23:11you are so beautiful!
23:16This is all
23:17I could find
23:18in the fridge
23:19when I was so hungry
23:20that an elephant
23:21could eat me!
23:22Can I order
23:23a pizza?
23:24This thing
23:25is full of cheese
23:26and relaxes my brain,
23:27and I need strength!
23:28I know
23:29how to increase
23:30the size of this leg
23:31many times!
23:40Teremok TV
23:41presents
23:43Ta-da!
23:44Look, Robi,
23:45at this chicken leg!
23:47And your appetite?
23:48I think
23:49it is a little
23:50too much!
23:51Oh, no!
23:52Today my appetite
23:53is not so limitless!
23:54Besides,
23:55there are two of us!
24:06Come on, professor,
24:07don't take it
24:08to your head!
24:09It is, of course,
24:10a shame
24:11after such a success,
24:12but what should I do
24:13with a chicken leg?
24:16Throw it away!
24:17I don't want to eat it anymore!
24:29Teremok TV
24:30presents
24:39Telekinesis
24:42Look, Robi,
24:43this is a tiny object,
24:45and thanks to it
24:46there will be
24:47a revolution
24:48in the history
24:49of mankind!
24:54It seems
24:55the revolution
24:56has already begun!
24:57But it's okay, professor,
24:58we will move
24:59the furniture now!
25:00Not a bad idea!
25:01I am not at the age
25:02to do
25:03such exercises!
25:04I suggest
25:05to return the ball
25:06with the help
25:07of telekinesis!
25:19Play me
25:20a calm music, Robi,
25:21so that I can
25:22move the furniture
25:23and relax!
25:28Great!
25:29I am relaxed!
25:31Come on!
25:34Who?
25:35Who?
25:37Who?
25:40Be careful, professor!
25:41Watch your head!
25:44You know,
25:45for such a brain
25:46as mine,
25:47telekinesis is useless!
25:48Although I am
25:49perfectly concentrated,
25:50but it's enough
25:51for today!
25:54Maybe
25:55aspirin
25:56is the most important
25:57for your brain now?
25:58Teremok TV presents
26:18A small,
26:19small vacation
26:20To the swimming suit,
26:21sunscreen,
26:22shorts,
26:23everything is ready!
26:26A pipette,
26:27syringes,
26:28no,
26:29not that one,
26:30my microscope
26:31does not fit
26:32in the suitcase,
26:33and also
26:34a sterilizer!
26:36Ah!
26:37A big idea
26:38can be born
26:39in big troubles!
26:40I will make
26:41a miniature laboratory!
26:51A small,
26:52small vacation
26:53To the swimming suit,
26:54sunscreen,
26:55shorts,
26:56everything is ready!
27:02My life
27:03is in my hands!
27:04But how can you
27:05use it,
27:06professor?
27:07Relax,
27:08my friend!
27:09I have a deminiaturizer,
27:10which increases
27:11all the objects!
27:15But where is
27:16the remote
27:17from my deminiaturizer?
27:18It was
27:19somewhere here,
27:20Robby!
27:21Didn't you see it?
27:23I put everything
27:24as you asked,
27:25professor!
27:26So get it out,
27:27but don't mix it
27:28with anything!
27:32I shouldn't have made it
27:33look like a keychain
27:34from a car!
27:44Teremok TV presents
27:50The perfect robot
27:54You deviated
27:55from the norm
27:56by 2 milliseconds,
27:57which means
27:58your software
27:59is outdated!
28:00And if I update it,
28:01will I become better?
28:02Your parameters
28:03will become
28:04much better!
28:05You will be perfect!
28:20Everything is ready!
28:21Let's pass
28:22one test with you,
28:23which is now
28:24an hour!
28:2511 hours
28:26575 milliseconds,
28:27professor,
28:28do you want
28:29with accuracy
28:30to microseconds
28:31or nanoseconds?
28:32It's not worth it!
28:33I can see
28:34that now you are
28:35the perfect robot!
28:36Then go ahead,
28:37I'm ready
28:38to get to work
28:39immediately!
28:41I don't want
28:42to congratulate you,
28:43professor,
28:44the work in our
28:45laboratory is poorly organized,
28:46you get up too late
28:47in the morning,
28:48I suggest
28:49to move the lift
28:502 hours earlier!
28:51Yes, yes,
28:52it's urgent,
28:53you know,
28:54I thought,
28:55let's connect you
28:56again!
28:57With great pleasure,
28:58I will connect,
28:59then I will be
29:00even better robot!
29:02The update is canceled!
29:04I feel strange,
29:05I don't remember anything,
29:06did I miss something?
29:09Nothing at all!
29:10You are perfect again!
29:19Teremok TV presents
29:34How to invent in a dream
29:36I swear to Einstein's mustache,
29:38I found the solution
29:39to this scientific problem
29:40today in a dream,
29:41but I can't remember
29:42what it was like,
29:44if I could keep
29:45all the ideas in my head!
29:47Yes, professor,
29:48I often hear
29:49how you talk in a dream!
29:50I talk in a dream?
29:52Ah, you gave me
29:53a great idea,
29:54you will be my
29:55assistant in my dreams!
30:07You will write down
30:08the decoding of my dreams
30:09on paper
30:10while I sleep,
30:11tomorrow morning
30:12I will read about
30:13all the inventions
30:14that my brain came up with!
30:17How good I slept!
30:18Apparently,
30:19I invented
30:20a lot of interesting things
30:21today!
30:24Everything worked out,
30:25but all these inventions
30:26are so small!
30:27And what did your machine
30:28decode there?
30:30Nothing, professor,
30:31not a single line!
30:33This should have been expected,
30:34but what is this?
30:36This is...
30:37Yes,
30:38this is...
30:39Yes, this is...
30:40Yes, this is...
30:41Yes, this is...
30:42Yes, this is...
30:43Yes, this is...
30:44Yes, this is...
30:45Yes, this is...
30:46Yes, you surprised me, Robby!
30:48You are a dreamer!
30:59Teremok TV presents
31:11Doctor Genie
31:12or Mr. Idiot
31:14Robby,
31:15your magazines
31:16are full of photos
31:17of beautiful people,
31:18but there is no
31:19single photo
31:20of a beautiful scientist!
31:21A great mind
31:22can do without beauty,
31:23even,
31:24on the contrary,
31:25this is so!
31:26This is the law of nature,
31:27professor!
31:28But this is not fair!
31:29I will invent
31:30a mixture of beauty!
31:40Robby,
31:41the concentrate
31:42that I synthesized
31:43is an absolute
31:44means of beauty!
31:46It is impossible
31:47for a great mind
31:48and a great beauty
31:49to belong
31:50to one person!
31:52Nature is generous!
31:53It gives everything
31:54it is asked for,
31:55and if it remains
31:56deaf,
31:57it just needs
31:58to ask louder!
32:01Professor,
32:02you are fantastically
32:03beautiful!
32:05I know!
32:06To tell the truth,
32:07I don't want to boast,
32:08but
32:09everything I do
32:10is a success!
32:12What a sense of humor!
32:14Professor,
32:15the means
32:16that will connect
32:17the mind and beauty
32:18is the quintessence
32:19of the future
32:20triumph and prosperity!
32:22Quint what?
32:23Well,
32:24I mean
32:25your formula!
32:26Oh,
32:27yes,
32:28I'm in great shape!
32:37Teremok TV
32:38presents
32:41The Sun and the Rain
32:49About the rain
32:50and the sun!
32:53Here is your dad,
32:54my dear!
32:56I know
32:57you need the sun,
32:58but I can't
32:59stop this rain!
33:01I can!
33:12Ventilation channel
33:13sucks in the rain
33:14and throws out
33:15the steam
33:16that has formed
33:17in the chimney pipe!
33:18Oh,
33:19Professor,
33:20I'm just
33:21touched to tears!
33:27And what was that?
33:28A cloud
33:29or a cloud,
33:30after all?
33:33It's...
33:34It's...
33:36It's an asteroid!
33:37Maybe
33:38your smoke bomb
33:39is too strong?
33:42It's...
33:43It's...
33:44It's...
33:45It's...
33:46It's...
33:47It's...
33:48It's...
33:49It's a stone!
33:52It's not a stone,
33:53it's a meteorite!
33:54Professor,
33:55because of your science
33:56classes,
33:57you have no
33:58energy left!
34:00I can tell you
34:01the weather forecast
34:02for tomorrow!
34:03A wave of heavy
34:04frosts
34:05for an
34:06uncertain time!
34:12Teremok TV
34:13presents
34:25Interplanetary contact
34:29But in distant galaxies
34:30there is another
34:31form of life!
34:33If only this form of life
34:34could realize
34:35the greatness
34:36of your genius!
34:38You're right,
34:39Robby!
34:40I have to tell
34:41these aliens
34:42about my genius
34:43and great
34:44talent as a scientist!
34:58Hey, hey, hey!
34:59It's Willie McGenie,
35:00an outstanding
35:01scientist of the Earth!
35:05Willie McGenie,
35:06I can hear you
35:07perfectly!
35:08I'm Maruko Robby,
35:09an unreachable genius
35:10from the star
35:11of the South Pole!
35:13I'm so excited
35:14about the success
35:15of the experiment,
35:16because thanks to
35:17my invention
35:18you discovered
35:19my brilliant genius!
35:21Are you kidding me?
35:22It's my genius
35:23that allowed me
35:24to invent
35:25a communication machine!
35:27It's my achievement!
35:28Please take
35:29your words back!
35:30The invention is mine!
35:31Mine!
35:32Mine!
35:33Mine!
35:34Mine!
35:35Mine!
35:36Mine!
35:37You've covered
35:38billions of kilometers,
35:39and now you're nothing!
35:41It's incredible
35:42that there are
35:43such impudence
35:44among the aliens!
35:53Teremok TV presents
35:56The Flight
36:04The Flight
36:08Professor,
36:09we've just heard
36:10on the radio
36:11that there is
36:12a huge traffic jam
36:13on the way
36:14to the airport!
36:15What?
36:16No way!
36:17I have to attend
36:18my seminar!
36:19I'm afraid
36:20your flight
36:21is covered
36:22with a copper basin!
36:23My flight?
36:24You don't know anything!
36:37Professor,
36:38are you going
36:39to use this machine?
36:41Just imagine
36:42that I'm going
36:43to destroy this machine
36:44and all the traffic jams!
36:47But you've thought
36:48everything through, haven't you?
36:50Of course!
36:51I've put on my belt
36:52which has a flight map!
36:53The more you worry,
36:54the better you are, Robby!
36:59Oh!
37:00Your genius
37:01is opening the way
37:02even to the heavens!
37:03I'm soaring!
37:04I'm flying!
37:05I'm descending!
37:06I'm spinning!
37:07I'm flying!
37:08I'm...
37:11Oh, you're sick!
37:12I know that!
37:13You've forgotten, Professor!
37:17Yes, my pills
37:18are for my recovery!
37:19Thank you!
37:20I understand!
37:23The End
37:30Teremok TV presents
37:42Talk to plants
37:45Ouch!
37:46You've just cut me!
37:48I'm sorry, Professor,
37:49but this happened
37:50only because
37:51you can't sit
37:52for a minute
37:53without moving,
37:54not like my favorite
37:55Bonsai!
37:57Of course!
37:58That's all
37:59you can say!
38:01What if your Bonsai
38:02could talk?
38:14Thanks to my
38:15phytocommunicator
38:17we can find out
38:18what your Bonsai
38:19thinks and speaks!
38:21If I have
38:22such an opportunity
38:23I will be glad
38:24as never!
38:25The hour of truth
38:26has come!
38:27So, Bonsai,
38:28tell me,
38:29are you happy
38:30in Serbia?
38:31Professor,
38:32you're wonderful!
38:33What?
38:34Maybe we should
38:35go for a walk
38:36under the moon,
38:37you and me?
38:38I'm not listening to you!
38:39Can you make it shorter?
38:40You know,
38:41we'll be so good
38:42together!
38:43I think
38:44he's trying to charm you!
38:45You'll forget
38:46about everything!
38:47Probably,
38:48the phytocommunicator
38:49is out of order!
38:50Congratulations,
38:51Professor!
38:52You challenged
38:53science again!
38:54Yes,
38:55but if you don't mind,
38:56I would like
38:57the result
38:58to stay between us!
39:08Teremok TV
39:09presents
39:20Professor Invisible
39:23Professor,
39:24this motion sensor
39:25didn't break down
39:26for a joke!
39:27It just sees you
39:28and you move!
39:29That's why
39:30its lasers react!
39:31But it can't be!
39:32I have the mind
39:33and the spirit
39:34of this machine!
39:35The mind?
39:36The spirit of the machine?
39:37Is it possible?
39:38I have to fix
39:39the malfunction,
39:40but it can see
39:41my movements!
39:42It's a great reason
39:43to use
39:44the invisible suit!
39:50Teremok TV
39:51presents
39:54I'm ready!
39:56Professor,
39:57I can't see you!
39:58I don't feel well!
40:00What are you afraid of,
40:01Robik?
40:02Your professor
40:03is now a real spirit
40:04with a mind!
40:09I know you're there!
40:10You think
40:11my processors
40:12can burn out,
40:13so know this!
40:14I have a program
40:15of boxing
40:16and Breton beer!
40:19Professor,
40:20did you manage
40:21to turn off
40:22the machine's mind?
40:23I mean,
40:24the sensors?
40:25Yes, of course!
40:26I told you!
40:27Someone teased you,
40:28the professor
40:29said your voice
40:30and the spirit of the machine!
40:31He thought
40:32he was smarter than me,
40:33Robik!
40:34The professor did it!
40:35He smashed him
40:36with a huge hammer!
40:37Professor!
40:46Teremok TV
40:47presents
40:49An incredible speed
40:57An incredible speed
41:04So,
41:05what are we doing today, Robik?
41:06Oh,
41:07we're still
41:08equipping the plane!
41:09Your mind
41:10is working
41:11at the speed of light!
41:12Your program
41:13contains
41:14a double amount
41:15of letters,
41:16but now
41:17you're absolutely right!
41:19Of course,
41:20at the speed of light
41:21I'll be able
41:22to do everything!
41:35We're going to be
41:36in big trouble!
41:38Well,
41:39Professor,
41:42while you're still
41:43in space,
41:44it's best
41:45to get on
41:46the treadmill!
41:48Robik,
41:49I can't stop
41:50and prepare
41:51a mixture
41:52that will
41:53remove this effect!
41:54I'll make
41:55a concentrate
41:56from verbena,
41:57an extract
41:58from snail slime
41:59and three strands
42:00of linseed
42:01from South America,
42:02please!
42:03Do you think
42:04this will be enough,
42:05Professor?
42:06Mix it
42:07and as soon as
42:08I drink this drink
42:09I'll stop!
42:10That's what
42:11you asked for!
42:12Professor,
42:13it seems
42:14you've just
42:15invented
42:16a new
42:17method
42:18of thinking!
42:23Teremok TV
42:24presents
42:35A machine
42:36for transferring
42:37thoughts!
42:38The winner
42:39will be the one
42:40who can read
42:41thoughts at a distance!
42:42Yeah!
42:43Robik,
42:44the player
42:45has reached the finals!
42:47If he could
42:48use your knowledge
42:49he would definitely
42:50win!
42:51Well, yes,
42:52my dear Robik,
42:53but so far
42:54no machine has been
42:55invented for
42:56transferring thoughts
42:57at a distance!
42:58So,
42:59what's the matter?
43:00Who's stopping
43:01me from inventing it?
43:10I'll bring
43:11this show
43:12to a new level!
43:15Final question!
43:16This object
43:17consists of a pen
43:18and a rubber
43:19hemisphere!
43:20What is it?
43:21Vantus!
43:22Ha-ha-ha!
43:23Excellent answer
43:24from William the Genius!
43:25Vantus!
43:26Ha-ha-ha!
43:27Excellent answer
43:28from William the Genius!
43:29It works!
43:30But why does it
43:31repeat after me
43:32word for word?
43:33It works!
43:34But why does it
43:35repeat after me
43:36word for word?
43:37We have a problem,
43:38Robik!
43:39Come on,
43:40help me
43:41remove Vantus!
43:42We have a problem,
43:43Robik!
43:44Remove Vantus!
43:47Thank you, Robi,
43:48it's effective!
43:49Don't worry,
43:50I'll get rid of
43:51all this myself!
44:01Teremok TV
44:02presents
44:04An ideal haircut
44:13Hairspray with a surprise
44:15When I look at my hair,
44:17I understand
44:18how brave
44:19and charming
44:20it makes me!
44:21And today
44:22it's not just
44:23your hair
44:24but your moustache!
44:25You're just jealous
44:26because it's not
44:27your style
44:28and it almost
44:29looks like Einstein's!
44:30However, I have a brilliant idea!
44:44This thing will give me my youth back!
44:52Oh, professor, your cool hairstyle and your ingenious invention will be in fashion in no time!
44:59What are you talking about? Science? Am I a scientist?
45:02Oh, what equipment do I have here?
45:05Professor, it seems to me that you need to influence not only hair for rejuvenation.
45:14Oh, come on, turn on the Great Will!
45:19Robby, what a ridiculous look!
45:21We have a scientific laboratory here, not a beauty salon, by the way!
45:25Oh, young people, young people!
45:29Oh, oh, oh!
45:40Teremok TV presents
45:52Sleep or not to sleep?
45:55Professor, it seems to me that you are already inventing in your sleep?
45:59In my sleep? Of course not! And in general, why do I need these dreams?
46:04We spend a third of our lives in bed while we can do so much!
46:08Robby, it's decided! I have to get rid of this!
46:11Sleep or not to sleep?
46:22Is everything all right, professor?
46:24Thanks to my wonderful pills based on caffeine, I have been working for five days and at the same time I feel great!
46:31And what are you working on?
46:34This is a revolutionary project!
46:37Imagine two wheels on bearings with a pedal system that moves people from point A to point B!
46:43Yes, but you know, professor, this is a bicycle!
46:48Watch out for the talking robot!
46:52Professor, you need to sleep!
46:55If you take 3x squared plus 2z and add y to the cube ...
47:04Oh, professor, this is much better for you and your inventions!
47:18Teremok TV presents
47:24Artificial Nose
47:30Artificial Nose
47:34Because of this damn snot, I can not recognize the smell of aromas!
47:39Well, how can I work in a molecular kitchen?
47:44I need a device that recognizes smells instead of me!
47:54Artificial Nose
47:59Now everything is wonderful with the smell!
48:05What a wonderful aroma, professor, thank you!
48:09Let's see if my program for recognizing smells works!
48:15Chewed
48:16Perfectly!
48:17So, what is this?
48:19Roses
48:20What a beauty!
48:21And this is the smell of coffee!
48:23What a joy!
48:24This is a washing powder!
48:26Oh, this is the smell of gas!
48:28And this is the smell of sniffing matches!
48:30Oh-oh, this is already the smell of troubles!
48:36I smell the smell of a burned laboratory!
48:39I guess I'd better come up with a new cure for a runny nose!
48:49Artificial Nose
48:55Teremok TV presents
49:07Superintelligence
49:10Checkmate!
49:11Oh, sometimes I want to play with an equal in intelligence partner, no matter how much we invent and everything!
49:18That's why you created me, professor!
49:21That's right! I created you and I will create a mind higher than yours! Superintelligence!
49:37Artificial mind! We will create something outstanding and you will help me!
49:42I will correct your mistakes, professor!
49:45Yes, well, okay, tell me, what do you think about this ingenious invention?
49:52This invention is completely useless!
49:55Okay, then I'll show you my other invention that everyone admires!
50:03Look what a beautiful robot I invented!
50:07This is a sophisticated model with very modest capabilities!
50:11Do you think his capabilities are limitless, Robby?
50:14There are no such capabilities that could not be limited!
50:18There is a problem in the system!
50:21It's time for everyone to rest! Robby, arrange the chess!
50:33Teremok TV presents
50:45Plant Growth Accelerator
50:49I am surprised by the patience with which you are doing this, Robby!
50:52I have to do this for two hundred years, professor, to bring this branch to the perfection that it deserves!
50:59And what will you say if I offer you not to wait two hundred years, but to cope in a few seconds?
51:04A thirst for drinking cannot be quenched by a furious stream that rushes from the mountain!
51:15Plant Growth Accelerator
51:22Robby, bring your bonsai here so that we can test this tool!
51:27I'm not sure that the bonsai will agree to this, I hear that he asks not to do this!
51:34Why? After all, this will allow you to bring your tree to its final form very quickly!
51:44Here, Robby, your bonsai is two hundred years old, and now you can give it its final form according to all the rules!
51:52Yes, professor, and I will need another two hundred years to finish cutting it!
51:58It's a pity that this is not an apple tree, then we would not have left without compote!
52:02Teremok TV presents
52:22A conversation with Einstein
52:24What amazing discoveries these brilliant minds could make if their genius had not yet lived!
52:32But their minds still live in their creations!
52:35This is only for you in the creations, my faithful Robby, and I will speak directly with the minds!
52:50First of all, let's talk with...
52:57Who do you want to talk to?
53:00Hello? Albert? Mr. Einstein?
53:05Hello, this is the self-responsible spirit of Albert Einstein speaking.
53:09I can't talk to you right now, but you can leave a message after the signal.
53:15Hello, this is Mr. McGenie and his device!
53:18Finally, I can say that I am very glad to talk to you!
53:25And I like your photo with your tongue!
53:28The voicemail of Einstein's spirit is overfilled, thank you for your call!
53:34Bravo, professor! What an impressive demonstration of your genius!
53:38It's a pity that you didn't leave your phone number!
53:49Teremok TV presents
53:59Walk through the wall
54:04Get up, professor! As they say, under a lying stone, water does not flow!
54:16Professor, has the mass of your body come into contact with the wall again?
54:20No, Robby, today it was an automatic door!
54:23It is urgent to replace the sensors on it!
54:25Although maybe I can find a way to go through solid matter!
54:40Let's get started, Robby! We are starting the process of molecular perestroika!
54:44Professor, tell me when to stop!
54:51Stop, Robby, stop!
54:56Bravo, professor! I gave full power, as you asked!
55:00Now, Robby, I can walk through the walls! I'll go test it!
55:09Professor, maybe there was a mistake in your calculation?
55:14No, Robby, this is the law of universal gravity! I have problems with it!
55:26Teremok TV presents
55:38On the moon, as on the moon!
55:41How great it should be to walk on the moon!
55:43After all, there we will be 6.2 times lighter!
55:46This is closer to my ideal weight of 2.5 times!
55:50Then your weak legs will come in full harmony with your mind!
55:55Yes, that's right! It's decided! I'm flying to the moon!
56:10Goodbye, my friend! When I get there, I'll contact you!
56:14Starting the countdown, Robby!
56:16Okay, professor! I count to 10 and press the button!
56:25Oh, professor, where are you?
56:29This is great, Robby! Do you hear me?
56:32Your voice is like a morning dew for a flower!
56:35This is an incredible feeling, my friend!
56:37I feel that all the atoms that make up my body have become light!
56:42This feeling is called intoxication!
56:44The views around are just amazing!
56:47All my feelings are in a joyful excitement!
56:51Congratulations! This time everything happened according to your calculations!