A Song Dedicated To All The Freshly Baked Cat Loaves

Cat loaf check
Cat loaf check
Kitty Cat look like a loaf of bread
Paws and tail are tucked in tight
This kitty cat it looks just right

Cat loaf check
Cat loaf check
Kitty Cat look like a loaf of bread
Rectangle with edges round
This kitty cat loaf is the best I’ve found

CHallah, brioche, or whole wheat
Will never be as good as a loaf with feet
Rye, baguette or sourdough
But the best kind of loaf has 18 toes

Cat loaf check
Cat loaf check
Kitty Cat look like a loaf of bread
Paws and tail are tucked in tight
This kitty cat it looks just right

Cat loaf check
Cat loaf check
Kitty Cat look like a loaf of bread
Rectangle with edges round
This kitty cat loaf is the best I’ve found

Flatbread, bagel, English muffin
I prefer my bread with fluff n you could
Mix it, bake it, watch is rise
But it will never be as good as a loaf with eyes

Cat loaf check
Cat loaf check
Kitty Cat look like a loaf of bread
Paws and tail are tucked in tight
This kitty cat loaf looks just right

Cat loaf check
Cat loaf check
Kitty Cat look like a loaf of bread
Rectangle with edges round
This kitty cat loaf is the best I’ve found